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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:36,072 Two households different as dried plums 2 00:00:36,073 --> 00:00:40,950 and pears in fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene. 3 00:00:40,951 --> 00:00:44,162 Two homes adrift in hate for 20 years a score, 4 00:00:44,163 --> 00:00:47,750 awash in sin for long deprived of dreams. 5 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:50,419 Once long ago they planted seeds of hate, 6 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:52,880 which bloomed to constant battles for revenge. 7 00:00:55,591 --> 00:00:57,633 Soon, murder was the awful commonplace... 8 00:00:59,636 --> 00:01:02,137 And everything once real seemed like pretend. 9 00:01:09,061 --> 00:01:10,062 Deep within this storm, 10 00:01:10,063 --> 00:01:12,146 a love in two has sparked, 11 00:01:12,147 --> 00:01:15,067 spawned in a box of glass one star-crossed night. 12 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,319 Now if faithful should hug 13 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,820 to live within the dark 14 00:01:19,821 --> 00:01:22,198 but see how many fall beneath love's light. 15 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,043 Oh, yes, the splice of their unholy vice 16 00:01:35,044 --> 00:01:38,297 and the firmest grip of their parent's rage. 17 00:01:40,507 --> 00:01:42,091 It'll only ever end by one father 18 00:01:42,092 --> 00:01:43,217 and his apt demise 19 00:01:43,218 --> 00:01:47,220 which is now the two hours' traffic of our stage. 20 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:49,306 Star-crossed lovers 21 00:01:49,307 --> 00:01:51,892 both ignore your elders' trivial ploys. 22 00:01:53,269 --> 00:01:55,605 They hold no trace of passion's truer joys. 23 00:02:00,276 --> 00:02:03,236 Instead of justice, do now hold your castle wall. 24 00:02:03,237 --> 00:02:06,698 Your deepest love will battle reasons gone. 25 00:02:08,032 --> 00:02:12,120 All this if you with patient eyes attend, 26 00:02:12,121 --> 00:02:15,081 we'll see what devils broke, our toil shall mend. 27 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,475 (Gun fires) 28 00:02:35,476 --> 00:02:37,477 LEMMY: Act 1 29 00:02:37,478 --> 00:02:41,648 never mind the yearling fatted calf, is the Ques and Capulets. 30 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:57,496 (Band singing) 31 00:03:24,188 --> 00:03:27,022 (Passionate moaning) 32 00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:28,441 My sister! 33 00:03:30,569 --> 00:03:32,653 Hey, there. Hey. 34 00:03:32,654 --> 00:03:35,989 Hey. Hey. That's my sister. 35 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:42,329 Hey! Hey! Hey! 36 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:51,922 You stupid shit. 37 00:03:51,923 --> 00:03:54,216 That was the best fuck in this bar. 38 00:03:56,552 --> 00:03:58,720 Hey, hey, Georgie. 39 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:00,846 I have some crystal meth in my underwear. 40 00:04:00,847 --> 00:04:01,722 Let's go down to the men's bathroom 41 00:04:01,723 --> 00:04:03,222 and snort it on up. 42 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,433 Fuck you, Sammy. You're such a moron. 43 00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:06,685 Come on, Georgie. 44 00:04:06,686 --> 00:04:09,229 Maybe you will get lucky, you know what I mean? 45 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:10,438 Oh! 46 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:11,606 I'm your sister. 47 00:04:11,607 --> 00:04:12,732 You're not supposed to do that. 48 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:14,483 Not to me. 49 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:16,235 But hey, you know the way the world is now 50 00:04:16,236 --> 00:04:17,737 we've got gang bangers, 51 00:04:17,738 --> 00:04:20,113 we've got perverts, we've got anorexia. 52 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:21,616 Everything's in style. 53 00:04:21,617 --> 00:04:24,326 If we just throw a little incest into the mix, 54 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:28,747 pretty soon the world will be like one great big hug. 55 00:04:28,748 --> 00:04:34,753 And I, Sammy Capulet along with my sister Georgie Herald 56 00:04:34,754 --> 00:04:37,588 the dawning of the age of the aquarius, 57 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:40,507 just like in a hair. 58 00:04:40,508 --> 00:04:41,634 Yeah, I'm sure, Sammy, 59 00:04:41,635 --> 00:04:43,636 me and you and our mutant, inbred children. 60 00:04:43,637 --> 00:04:46,013 At least they'd be better than those cursed Ques. 61 00:04:46,014 --> 00:04:47,640 Did you hear what they did last night? 62 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:48,808 They threw a dead pigeon 63 00:04:48,809 --> 00:04:50,266 through Uncle Cappy's window. 64 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:53,479 It splattered all over the divan, intestines of... 65 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,397 I know! I know. 66 00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:58,609 I hate the Ques! 67 00:05:00,444 --> 00:05:01,778 Hey, hey, Georgie. 68 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:04,364 Look what I'm gonna do just in case they show up tonight. 69 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,079 - Don't be retarded. - Sorry. 70 00:05:12,497 --> 00:05:14,414 (Laughter) 71 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,124 TROMEO: You guys, after this I gotta cruise. 72 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,501 What's wrong with going to the Art Club 73 00:05:17,502 --> 00:05:19,044 with me and Ben? 74 00:05:19,045 --> 00:05:21,046 I got to go check up on my old man, Murray. 75 00:05:21,047 --> 00:05:22,713 Why? You got to bring him a teething ring? 76 00:05:22,714 --> 00:05:23,632 You believe this guy? 77 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:24,924 I think it's sweet. 78 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:28,427 It's like, um, Codependency, right? 79 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,512 BENNY: It's like being a pussy is like 80 00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:30,428 what it's being like. 81 00:05:30,429 --> 00:05:32,556 We done? 82 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:34,558 Hey, why don't you come on over after the Art Club? 83 00:05:34,559 --> 00:05:35,810 Check out the new CD-ROM I got. 84 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:37,560 Sub-Humanoid Meltdown. 85 00:05:37,561 --> 00:05:39,312 Yeah, yeah, we'll come over and check it out. 86 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:41,439 Especially if the Capulets are the Sub-Humanoids 87 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,524 you're melting down. 88 00:05:42,525 --> 00:05:44,526 Every time I think about that poor little squirrel. 89 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:45,527 Poor little squirrel? 90 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:47,195 Murray, you threw a pigeon through the window. 91 00:05:47,196 --> 00:05:49,155 It was already dead. 92 00:05:49,156 --> 00:05:50,406 That's different. 93 00:05:50,407 --> 00:05:51,574 TROMEO: Hey, shut up. 94 00:05:51,575 --> 00:05:54,994 We're supposed to be normal people leading normal lives. 95 00:05:54,995 --> 00:05:57,079 Working 9 to 5, going to church on Sunday. 96 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,708 Normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals, 97 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:02,469 it's a little abnormal. You know what I mean? 98 00:06:03,837 --> 00:06:04,837 WOMAN: Is it gonna hurt? 99 00:06:05,881 --> 00:06:07,214 This will be over in a snap. 100 00:06:09,591 --> 00:06:11,311 TROMEO: It's one of the reasons I like Rosy. 101 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:15,180 You know, when I'm with her I don't feel much hatred. 102 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:17,431 - Not even toward the Capulets. - Ah! Oh! 103 00:06:18,642 --> 00:06:20,601 TROMEO: It sounds dumb but 104 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:21,810 I feel like I have a future now. 105 00:06:21,811 --> 00:06:23,979 You know, a home in the suburbs, 106 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,481 a barbecue in the backyard, family picnics. 107 00:06:26,482 --> 00:06:28,817 Look, look, I still get a piece of wood 108 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:31,070 every time I take one of those bastards out. 109 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:34,322 And you, Tromeo, this week it's Rosy, 110 00:06:34,323 --> 00:06:36,532 next week some other double-d slice of poontang 111 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:37,826 is gonna have you whipped, clipped, and double dipped. 112 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:40,704 You, you don't learn. 113 00:06:40,705 --> 00:06:41,746 TROMEO: Come on, Murray. 114 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:44,874 We've all had to put up with the Caps since we were kids. 115 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:47,001 You'd think you were sick of it by now. 116 00:06:47,002 --> 00:06:49,837 Instead I sometimes think that that shit is the only reason 117 00:06:49,838 --> 00:06:51,838 you even hang out with us. 118 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,007 That's not the only reason, 119 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:56,093 just a mark on the positive side. 120 00:06:56,094 --> 00:06:57,511 On the negative side is the fact that 121 00:06:57,512 --> 00:06:59,805 both you guys are so fucking disgusting looking 122 00:06:59,806 --> 00:07:02,599 and I look at you and my stomach becomes upset 123 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,266 and I begin to vomit. 124 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:05,643 I really love it. 125 00:07:05,644 --> 00:07:08,604 I love it so much. How do I look? 126 00:07:08,605 --> 00:07:09,773 Like a freak. 127 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:12,066 Shut the fuck up. 128 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,817 I'll see you guys after the club. 129 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:16,403 Bye, Trom. Thank you. 130 00:07:16,404 --> 00:07:17,529 One of these days, 131 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:19,488 somebody's going to teach you some fucking manners. 132 00:07:19,489 --> 00:07:20,867 Bad monkey. 133 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:31,919 (Punk music playing) 134 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:36,356 WOMAN: Mummy. 135 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:47,432 Peter, your breasts are more pear-shaped than my sister's. 136 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,684 But they'll do. 137 00:07:50,561 --> 00:07:51,518 Asshole. 138 00:07:51,519 --> 00:07:53,230 (Laughing) 139 00:08:07,953 --> 00:08:09,954 I wanna ask you something. 140 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:12,331 Why did you kill that little squirrel? 141 00:08:12,332 --> 00:08:13,958 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 142 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,669 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 143 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,044 No, fuck you. 144 00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:19,963 No, seriously, Sammy, fuck you. 145 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:21,422 I said it first. 146 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:29,514 Dad? 147 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:32,516 Tromeo! 148 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,352 Tromeo! 149 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:38,730 Wherefore art thou, Tromeo? 150 00:08:41,985 --> 00:08:43,443 Dad? 151 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:48,364 Dad? 152 00:08:49,407 --> 00:08:51,534 The front door was left open. 153 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:53,871 Anyone could have just come in and robbed us blind. 154 00:08:57,540 --> 00:09:00,625 Do we have any site left to steal? 155 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:01,626 (Farting) 156 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:05,297 Tromeo, there you are. 157 00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:10,635 I was having myself a dream about these cows. 158 00:09:12,055 --> 00:09:14,513 I got to get you in the bed. 159 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:17,975 Come on. Turn around, Martini. 160 00:09:17,976 --> 00:09:20,103 I got an itch to fuck you in the ass. 161 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:28,276 Come on, Tracy. Let's do it. 162 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,736 We got five minutes before the manager gets here. 163 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,906 I only need two. 164 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,118 Oh, fingers. 165 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,871 I love fingers. Give me fingers. 166 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,916 Excellent. 167 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,503 - (Screaming) - Hey, hey, hey. 168 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,422 I want to give you one more chance. 169 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,673 Apologize for giving me the finger. 170 00:09:52,674 --> 00:09:55,051 I... I didn't give you the finger. 171 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,720 I still have all my fingers. 172 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,932 Not anymore. 173 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:03,685 - (Screaming) - God! 174 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,690 Clean that off, I'll get fired. 175 00:10:10,691 --> 00:10:13,445 I'll get fired, man. 176 00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:20,700 (Phone ringing) 177 00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:24,703 Ooh, yeah! Take those titties, Bluto. 178 00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:26,914 That's it, baby. 179 00:10:26,915 --> 00:10:30,794 Only you could do it, baby. Tromeo sucks at it. 180 00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:33,713 (Phone ringing) 181 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:38,301 Oh, God. Who's spoiling my fun? 182 00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:40,845 Hold on a second, baby-cakes, I'll be right back. 183 00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:46,766 - Hello? - Rosy? 184 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:51,187 Tromeo! Hi! How are you doing? 185 00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:54,940 I just wanted to call and say that I had a great time 186 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,733 and everything last night. 187 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,611 Yeah, I'm thrilled. 188 00:10:58,612 --> 00:11:01,363 Really, Tromeo, I'm like really thrilled. 189 00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:03,615 I miss you. What are you doing? 190 00:11:03,616 --> 00:11:05,659 (Moaning) 191 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:12,623 I'm just making the costume... for... Cap Capulets. 192 00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:15,752 You know, costume party, his bash. 193 00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:17,670 You got invited to that? 194 00:11:17,671 --> 00:11:19,130 Yes! 195 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:24,717 Yes. I was in... in... invited. 196 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:29,515 Yes. I got to go, got to go now. 197 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:48,740 ♪ My name is Capulet, I got a corn nut for a dick ♪ 198 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,076 ♪ My name is Capulet, my asshole's full of worms ♪ 199 00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:54,163 ♪ My name is Capulet ♪ 200 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:56,580 ♪ I am a hopeless shit ♪ 201 00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:59,583 ♪ My name is Capulet, I'm a big fat dick ♪ 202 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:00,668 Sing along! 203 00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:01,878 ♪ My name is Capulet... ♪ 204 00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:03,129 ♪ I like polka... ♪ 205 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,548 Get away from my house, you little punks. 206 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:09,052 ♪ I shall fucking die ♪ 207 00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:11,095 You asshole. 208 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:14,181 - You, my friend, are a piece of shit! - What is it, Cap baby? 209 00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:18,018 Once more Monty Que suck shits are trying to terrorize me. 210 00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:20,687 See, that's Benny and that Martini freak, see. 211 00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:23,940 I'll kill him. I'll kill them all. 212 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:25,581 Where is my bow? Where did you put my bow? 213 00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:32,865 Not my violin bow, stupid, my crossbow. 214 00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:34,950 There it is. 215 00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:38,079 You pieroni piece of crap. You fuck. 216 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,956 How would you like me to use your guts 217 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:43,209 to Jackson Pollock the street, huh? 218 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,710 MURRAY: (Imitating Cappy) Jackson Pollock the street. 219 00:12:45,711 --> 00:12:49,089 - Holy shit, run! - Go, go, go. 220 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:50,290 (Laughter) 221 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:57,222 After so long, Monty's still making them hate us. 222 00:12:57,223 --> 00:12:59,766 Oh, Cap, sometimes I think 223 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,185 we should have never did what we done. 224 00:13:02,186 --> 00:13:02,935 We? 225 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,981 What do you mean by this "we" shit, Ingrid? 226 00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:13,070 You know as well as I do that that was your fuck-up, not mine. 227 00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:16,323 Oh, my arm. 228 00:13:17,908 --> 00:13:20,076 (Biffing) 229 00:13:20,077 --> 00:13:20,877 (Juliet singing) 230 00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,623 (Glass shattering) 231 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:28,584 (Ingrid screaming) 232 00:13:32,005 --> 00:13:32,879 INGRID: No! 233 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,630 No! 234 00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:48,018 Juliet. 235 00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:49,645 If you keep forgetting to turn this off, 236 00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:51,272 you're gonna burn down the whole house. 237 00:13:51,273 --> 00:13:53,275 Let it burn. 238 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,153 I can't stand the noises, Ness, every single night. 239 00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,781 Then don't listen. 240 00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:04,244 At least tonight it's not you. 241 00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:08,620 Your mother sent me to pick up some clean dresses. 242 00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:09,914 Why would I need dresses 243 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,791 since Dad never lets me leave the house? 244 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:12,542 Oh. 245 00:14:14,711 --> 00:14:16,211 You smell like food. 246 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:18,046 What'd you make for dinner? 247 00:14:18,047 --> 00:14:21,800 Well, if you keep missing dinner your parents are gonna fire me. 248 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:24,803 But for the record, roast beef. 249 00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:25,803 Eww. 250 00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:29,391 How many times I have told you that cows scream 251 00:14:29,392 --> 00:14:31,185 on their way to the slaughter house? 252 00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:32,268 You know, exactly what's going on. 253 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:36,148 Spare me the vegetarian lecture and spare yourself, too. 254 00:14:36,149 --> 00:14:38,191 Soon you're going to be married to the king 255 00:14:38,192 --> 00:14:41,819 of cold cuts. It will all make sense. 256 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,613 You know I don't love London. 257 00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,158 You know Dad forced me to say yes. 258 00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:52,705 He just wants to get his hands on the Arbuckle's fortune. 259 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,334 And I don't care. 260 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,919 At least if I marry London, 261 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:05,674 I won't have to go back in the time out room anymore. 262 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,469 So it doesn't matter if I don't love him. 263 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:11,223 I really never loved anybody. 264 00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,478 Let me ease your pain. 265 00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:45,504 (Computer beeping) 266 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:02,270 Ness, sometimes when you touch me, 267 00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:05,482 I dream about men. 268 00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:12,736 It's okay to dream. 269 00:16:12,737 --> 00:16:14,531 Not in this house. 270 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,033 It'll almost make you die. 271 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,178 WOMAN: (On computer) To make your choice of our many 272 00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:43,182 lovely girls please press one of the following keys. 273 00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:45,560 If you like eating shit and drinking piss 274 00:16:45,561 --> 00:16:48,146 there's only one choice there, it's "K." 275 00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:51,190 But if you want a wild time with a very young girl... 276 00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:55,068 You chose "true love." 277 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,904 Please hold on for one moment. 278 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,794 Hello, you are so handsome. 279 00:17:13,795 --> 00:17:15,963 I really love you. 280 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:18,799 NESS: Mmm, saucy girl. 281 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,766 (Indistinct) For such merchandise. 282 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,062 Would you like to get married? 283 00:17:34,063 --> 00:17:36,774 Married, then you could see my bosom. 284 00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:41,362 They love you too. 285 00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:43,365 Go ahead, you could touch them. 286 00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:48,369 I will suckle a many happy children. 287 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:56,442 Will you be my husband? 288 00:18:11,182 --> 00:18:12,262 (Moaning) 289 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,112 - I love you. TROMEO: I love you too. 290 00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:29,281 I love you. 291 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,700 I love you too. 292 00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:33,243 - I love you. - I love you too. 293 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,912 I love you. 294 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,287 I love you too. 295 00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:38,540 - I love you. - I love you too. 296 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:39,916 I love you. 297 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:44,546 Listen, Oslo, of course we hate old Cap. 298 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:46,129 Ever since we've been little cats, 299 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,593 I have noticed that you often know more than you show. 300 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:54,181 So, how did it start and where? 301 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,141 How's your uncle a part of it? 302 00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,562 Once, man, they were friends. 303 00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:04,523 My uncle had a business, films. 304 00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:06,442 Called Silky films. 305 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,277 They catered to the Art Crowd. 306 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:13,072 French babes, soft focus, lots of sheer curtains, 307 00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:15,199 classy stuff. 308 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,076 He and Capulet, they'd been friends for years. 309 00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:20,704 Came up together from the suburbs of Jersey. 310 00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:24,416 The profits were good, Que brought Cap aboard. 311 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,794 But right after that, the game got rough. 312 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:29,547 Cap took all Monty's rights to Silky films. 313 00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:34,801 Between you and me, there was blackmail involved. 314 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:37,344 MARTINI: Blackmail? BENNY: Yeah. 315 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,346 Monty signed over all records and checks 316 00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:42,725 without so much as a protest or a plea. 317 00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:45,852 The way it looks on paper and in books, 318 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,148 they say he gave his life's work away for free. 319 00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:52,609 Cocksucker stole a good man's whole life. 320 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:56,613 And you should see the trash that silky puts out now. 321 00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:58,991 The worst motherfucking films in the world. 322 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,118 Wait, wait, wait. 323 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,454 Wasn't there more to that story? 324 00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:08,374 Wasn't there something going on between Cappy's wife and Monty? 325 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,253 They had a lot more than something going on. 326 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,922 They were married. 327 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,134 While Cap was stealing the business 328 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:25,389 he also made a play for Monty's wife Ingrid. 329 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:29,519 That bitch then stuck a knife in Tromeo's dad. 330 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,523 A divorce right when he was found. 331 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,359 In my book she is just as bad 332 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,654 as that ugly sadistic clown. 333 00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:44,240 Shortly after that, Cap married Ingrid 334 00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:49,537 and Monty married Tromeo's mom 335 00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:53,666 and the lines have been drawn ever since. 336 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,126 And who was Tromeo's mom? 337 00:20:56,127 --> 00:20:57,087 Shut up. 338 00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:01,549 I told you way too fucking much already. 339 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,007 This is just between you and me. 340 00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:06,137 Keep your mouth shut around Tromeo. 341 00:22:16,286 --> 00:22:17,746 I had a bad dream. 342 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,081 How many times have I told you... 343 00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:23,374 I'm sorry. 344 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,210 Not to wake me up with your goddamn screaming? 345 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:27,838 I'll be quite, I promise. 346 00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:39,265 Pubescent copulators. 347 00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:43,895 Leaving your sex toys all over your room. 348 00:22:45,521 --> 00:22:49,148 You have one more screaming orgasm, young lady, 349 00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:52,779 and it's the time-out room again. 350 00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:58,659 Now, are you going to be good? 351 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,369 Hmm? 352 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,081 And who are you? 353 00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:12,296 Daddy's little crenshaw melon. 354 00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:15,090 Who? 355 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:19,804 Daddy's little crenshaw melon. 356 00:23:31,189 --> 00:23:32,439 Oh, yeah, big man. 357 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,898 Just beat up the blind. 358 00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:37,319 Just beat up the blind girl, that's what she's there for. 359 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,530 The bitch stole my damn Harley! 360 00:23:39,531 --> 00:23:40,948 God damn it! 361 00:23:43,742 --> 00:23:45,702 Law abiding citizens. 362 00:23:45,703 --> 00:23:47,286 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 363 00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:51,289 You and my ass are law abiding citizens. 364 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,543 Real law abiding. 365 00:23:54,961 --> 00:23:56,670 The feud between you two is what started this. 366 00:23:56,671 --> 00:23:58,047 I got a feeling when that stops, 367 00:23:58,048 --> 00:23:59,882 I don't have to clean up another mess 368 00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:01,717 started by Que or a Capulet 369 00:24:01,718 --> 00:24:04,427 or a Capulet to a Que. 370 00:24:04,428 --> 00:24:07,805 Now, stumpy, you ready to tell me who did this to you? 371 00:24:07,806 --> 00:24:10,599 I dropped my popsicle down the garbage disposer. 372 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,727 I didn't think before brrr. 373 00:24:12,728 --> 00:24:15,604 Stupid! That's another thing, okay. 374 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:17,732 No one, no one is speaking one word of truth. 375 00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:18,857 I'm gonna tell you what. 376 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:21,109 The next time there's blood spilled and anyone of you, 377 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:22,861 anyone of you is there, I don't care what I have to do, 378 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,739 I'll bring in a fucking grand jury if I have to. 379 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,616 I will find who's at fault. 380 00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:31,579 Suppose we're free to go now? 381 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:35,373 Get out. 382 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:46,383 See that, you foul bastard, see. 383 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,760 It's sick. That's your work. 384 00:24:48,761 --> 00:24:50,720 My work? Why is it my work? 385 00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:53,389 You sent the boy to put the squirrel in my place. 386 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:54,766 I sent shit. 387 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:56,893 MONTY: Yes, you sent shit to do a man's work. 388 00:24:56,894 --> 00:24:58,352 Hey. 389 00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,688 The only shit I see is in the passenger seat. 390 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:03,523 An alcoholic, burnt-out, scumbag loser. 391 00:25:03,524 --> 00:25:04,859 Why you cocksucking... 392 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,235 Don't hold me, let me go. 393 00:25:06,236 --> 00:25:08,361 Let me go. Let me go, don't hold me. 394 00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:10,655 - Meet my bow. MONTY: I'll kill the bastard. 395 00:25:10,656 --> 00:25:13,241 I'll kill him. I tell you I'll kill him. Don't hold me. 396 00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:15,160 Sammy, get out of the fucking way. 397 00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:17,662 Sammy, get out of the way, let me just shoot this mother... 398 00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:18,664 Come on, out of the way. 399 00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:28,633 You villainous, abominable, kidnapper of youth! 400 00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:33,804 Henry IV, act II, scene IV. 401 00:25:37,556 --> 00:25:38,891 Hey... 402 00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:40,810 (Sammy screaming) 403 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,064 Okay, Sissy, remember. 404 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:50,777 When crossing the street, sidewalk safe, street dangerous. 405 00:25:50,778 --> 00:25:53,571 BOTH: Sidewalk safe, street dangerous. 406 00:25:53,572 --> 00:25:54,696 Very good. 407 00:25:54,697 --> 00:25:56,573 Okay, okay, can I go now? 408 00:25:56,574 --> 00:25:57,700 Yes, you can go. 409 00:26:22,473 --> 00:26:23,475 (Screaming) 410 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,854 (Car honking) 411 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:46,121 (Sobbing) 412 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,760 MAN: Oh, my God. 413 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:06,890 WOMAN: Oh, God. 414 00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:16,899 LEMMY: The ball and Tromeo's agony of bliss. 415 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:20,736 His balls be blue, young men pray think on this. 416 00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:22,905 MAN: (On television) This is Aaron Mason. 417 00:27:22,906 --> 00:27:24,613 Tonight on the local scene, 418 00:27:24,614 --> 00:27:26,908 Manhattan society eagerly awaits the annual. 419 00:27:26,909 --> 00:27:30,619 Halloween in July ball at filmmaker Cap Capulet's. 420 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,747 Capulet is famous for such films... 421 00:27:32,748 --> 00:27:34,999 I don't know why we're going to this stupid party, Murray. 422 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,791 You just want to cause shit. 423 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:38,294 You know why you're going, trom. 424 00:27:38,295 --> 00:27:40,504 Your precious rosy is on the guest list. 425 00:27:40,505 --> 00:27:42,549 Moo, how do I look? 426 00:27:45,094 --> 00:27:46,510 If I lived on a farm, I'd fuck you. 427 00:27:50,098 --> 00:27:51,014 MAN: (On radio) With Juliet Capulet 428 00:27:51,015 --> 00:27:52,599 about to marry Arbuckle, 429 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,935 could it be that Capulets planned merger of meat 430 00:27:54,936 --> 00:27:57,062 and movies is finally in our midst? 431 00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:08,114 No, no, no, no, Carl, 432 00:28:08,115 --> 00:28:10,823 you're cutting too much fat off. 433 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:13,451 One word, more fat. 434 00:28:13,452 --> 00:28:15,203 Fat is good for people. 435 00:28:15,204 --> 00:28:18,373 That's what we like to hear here at Meat World. 436 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,792 Mr. Arbuckle. 437 00:28:21,793 --> 00:28:24,086 Mr. Arbuckle, what in 438 00:28:24,087 --> 00:28:26,588 what on God's earth is this? 439 00:28:26,589 --> 00:28:29,091 I found it on the baby goats. 440 00:28:29,092 --> 00:28:31,093 Oh, gross. 441 00:28:31,094 --> 00:28:34,638 Must have crawled through the cellar window and died. 442 00:28:34,639 --> 00:28:37,682 Still looks like it could be kind of tasty though. 443 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,851 Bet we could make several dozen hot dogs out of it. 444 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,060 Why don't you throw it in with 445 00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,854 the pig snouts, tails, and hooves? 446 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,857 Yes sir. 447 00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:53,614 Juliet. 448 00:28:55,658 --> 00:28:58,119 What do you think of my milkman costume, Juliet? 449 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:03,081 It's very nice, London. 450 00:29:03,082 --> 00:29:04,374 It's so great, just great 451 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,584 that you came to pick me up for the party tonight. 452 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,880 Oh, jeez. 453 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,133 I almost forgot. 454 00:29:16,552 --> 00:29:17,845 I got you a gift. 455 00:29:17,846 --> 00:29:21,514 I finally figured out something to do with those pigs' ears. 456 00:29:21,515 --> 00:29:26,645 It's new and oh so delicioso 457 00:29:26,646 --> 00:29:29,232 and you're gonna be the first one to try it out. 458 00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:36,028 It's raisin loaf. 459 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:37,947 It's like olive loaf but it's not. 460 00:29:37,948 --> 00:29:39,740 It's raisin loaf. 461 00:29:39,741 --> 00:29:42,701 Why? Because there are raisins in it. 462 00:29:42,702 --> 00:29:44,786 Oh, wow! 463 00:29:44,787 --> 00:29:47,664 It totally blows my mind. 464 00:29:47,665 --> 00:29:51,793 Nobody's ever made a raisin loaf before, Juliet. 465 00:29:51,794 --> 00:29:53,128 No. 466 00:29:57,841 --> 00:30:01,010 Here, try a slice. 467 00:30:01,011 --> 00:30:03,929 Uh, London! 468 00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:06,474 I'm macrobiotic. 469 00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:10,643 You're bionic? 470 00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:14,148 No, I'm macrobiotic. 471 00:30:14,149 --> 00:30:16,942 It's a strict vegetarian lifestyle. 472 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:28,285 You're... you're a vegetarian? 473 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,914 Yes. I have been for quite some... 474 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:34,167 A vegetarian! 475 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:43,927 JULIET: London? 476 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,558 I think we better get going now. 477 00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:01,775 Name? 478 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:02,736 (Growls) 479 00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:07,115 Go right inside, man. 480 00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:24,380 Hey, Giovani. That's beautiful. 481 00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:27,340 Oh, can't anybody clean up nothing around? 482 00:31:27,341 --> 00:31:29,968 I mean, we got rich people coming. 483 00:31:29,969 --> 00:31:33,596 Friends, the Arbuckles coming tonight, put it under the gully. 484 00:31:33,597 --> 00:31:34,974 They don't know I'm a pervert. 485 00:31:40,312 --> 00:31:42,771 Fucking Capulets. 486 00:31:42,772 --> 00:31:44,399 Look at all this food, Murray. 487 00:31:52,697 --> 00:31:54,284 I wonder where Rosy is. 488 00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:17,930 Rosy, it's me. 489 00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:19,264 I made it. 490 00:32:19,265 --> 00:32:20,307 Bet you didn't expect to see me here. 491 00:32:20,308 --> 00:32:22,058 Tromeo? 492 00:32:22,059 --> 00:32:22,899 Uh, hi. 493 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:26,188 What's up? 494 00:32:26,189 --> 00:32:28,441 Sorry, need this chair. 495 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:35,029 I didn't think you were coming. 496 00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:40,075 Tromeo, this is Bluto Fitzgibbon. 497 00:32:40,076 --> 00:32:42,620 Bluto, that's Tromeo. 498 00:32:46,874 --> 00:32:50,211 How are you doing there, little man? 499 00:32:55,216 --> 00:32:58,842 Come on, this is not a big deal. 500 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,220 Oh, come on. 501 00:33:00,221 --> 00:33:01,387 Look, look, hey, hey. 502 00:33:01,388 --> 00:33:03,972 Let's go upstairs and steal from the rich people. 503 00:33:03,973 --> 00:33:06,850 You always love it when we steal from the rich people. 504 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:09,936 Ah? Right? 505 00:33:09,937 --> 00:33:11,480 Yeah. 506 00:33:16,026 --> 00:33:19,487 So life returns to my pal's dead body. 507 00:33:19,488 --> 00:33:21,739 Listen, I'm going to jerk off in my hand 508 00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:23,366 and go swish around in the punch bowl. 509 00:33:23,367 --> 00:33:24,658 I'll meet you upstairs in five. 510 00:33:25,785 --> 00:33:27,371 (Whistling) 511 00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:48,973 TROMEO: Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright. 512 00:33:53,895 --> 00:33:57,898 It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night 513 00:33:57,899 --> 00:34:01,903 like a rich barbell in a thrasher's ear. 514 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:10,536 Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear. 515 00:34:12,829 --> 00:34:14,790 Did my heart love till now? 516 00:34:17,293 --> 00:34:21,669 Forswear it, sight. 517 00:34:21,670 --> 00:34:27,051 For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. 518 00:34:31,179 --> 00:34:33,557 Hey, Juliet! 519 00:34:35,350 --> 00:34:38,061 My little hen cheese. 520 00:34:44,234 --> 00:34:46,152 Can I have this dance? 521 00:34:47,861 --> 00:34:49,738 Okay. 522 00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:23,728 Oh, a dirty (Indistinct). 523 00:35:23,729 --> 00:35:28,232 Oh, Monty and Ingrid and a tiny infant. 524 00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:56,468 A cow. 525 00:36:01,348 --> 00:36:03,306 Who are you, cow? 526 00:36:03,307 --> 00:36:06,018 My name is Tromeo. 527 00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:07,227 Strange name. 528 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:08,770 Yes. 529 00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:12,773 Excuse me, we're trying to dance here, my friend. 530 00:36:12,774 --> 00:36:15,985 And you're doing a very good job of it, friend. 531 00:36:15,986 --> 00:36:17,236 What is your name? 532 00:36:17,237 --> 00:36:20,155 It might be Juliet. 533 00:36:20,156 --> 00:36:21,824 Juliet. 534 00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:28,330 Excuse me, this is my fiancee. 535 00:36:28,331 --> 00:36:29,914 You're harassing. 536 00:36:29,915 --> 00:36:32,166 Are you a friend of the Capulets? 537 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:33,711 Oh, yeah. 538 00:36:33,712 --> 00:36:36,045 The Capulet girl, she invited me. 539 00:36:36,046 --> 00:36:39,048 We've been friends for many years. 540 00:36:39,049 --> 00:36:40,133 Right. 541 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:46,431 Do you mind if I pick this next dance? 542 00:36:46,432 --> 00:36:48,558 Well, actually Juliet and I 543 00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:50,058 were just right now going to dance. 544 00:36:50,059 --> 00:36:51,686 All right. 545 00:37:21,464 --> 00:37:23,298 Your face? 546 00:37:23,299 --> 00:37:26,302 May I see your face? 547 00:37:47,321 --> 00:37:50,324 If I profane 548 00:37:50,325 --> 00:37:55,035 with my unworthiest hand the holy shrine. 549 00:37:55,036 --> 00:37:57,705 The gentle sin is this. 550 00:37:57,706 --> 00:38:03,127 My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth 551 00:38:03,128 --> 00:38:06,045 that rough touch with a tender kiss. 552 00:38:06,046 --> 00:38:09,758 Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, 553 00:38:09,759 --> 00:38:12,845 well mannerly devotion shows in this, 554 00:38:12,846 --> 00:38:16,889 for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, 555 00:38:16,890 --> 00:38:20,268 and palm to palm is holy Palmers' kiss. 556 00:38:20,269 --> 00:38:23,228 Have not saints lips, and holy Palmers too? 557 00:38:23,229 --> 00:38:26,524 Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. 558 00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:31,402 O, then, dear Saint, let lips do what hands do, 559 00:38:31,403 --> 00:38:33,363 they pray. 560 00:38:33,364 --> 00:38:40,663 Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged. 561 00:39:13,736 --> 00:39:15,571 Tyrone: What the fuck? 562 00:39:20,449 --> 00:39:22,450 Que, take your goddamn tongue 563 00:39:22,451 --> 00:39:26,287 out of my goddamn cousin's mouth. 564 00:39:26,288 --> 00:39:28,541 - Cousin? - Que? 565 00:39:34,756 --> 00:39:36,673 I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 566 00:39:50,227 --> 00:39:54,856 Juliet, Tromeo is Monty Que's son. 567 00:39:54,857 --> 00:39:58,693 My only love sprung from my only hate. 568 00:40:06,325 --> 00:40:09,369 LEMMY: Act III, love in the glass box revealed. 569 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:12,247 (Laughter) 570 00:40:12,248 --> 00:40:14,374 MURRAY: You played a very funny joke 571 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,792 on that Juliet chick. 572 00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:18,335 She bought every word you said. 573 00:40:18,336 --> 00:40:20,129 You ought to be a thespian. 574 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:22,006 It totally reminds me of that time 575 00:40:22,007 --> 00:40:24,759 in the sixth grade when you talked Mara Murphy 576 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,301 into taking her panties off 577 00:40:26,302 --> 00:40:27,637 and then you pushed her out in the hall in front of 578 00:40:27,638 --> 00:40:28,637 all the larger children 579 00:40:28,638 --> 00:40:30,278 and they were laughing amongst themselves. 580 00:40:32,058 --> 00:40:35,728 Oh, no. Oh, no, you cannot be serious. 581 00:40:36,938 --> 00:40:40,524 I had never seen her, Murray, or even heard her name. 582 00:40:54,370 --> 00:40:55,664 I can't. 583 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:22,772 My Juliet. 584 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,401 Let me bathe in your breath and your skin. 585 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,947 JULIET: Tromeo. 586 00:41:45,752 --> 00:41:49,546 My lover. My first man. 587 00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:50,547 Yes. 588 00:41:51,508 --> 00:41:55,886 Together you and I will replenish the world. 589 00:41:55,887 --> 00:42:00,891 Kill hunger and thirst and hate. 590 00:42:00,892 --> 00:42:05,311 And we're the new era of grace! 591 00:42:18,408 --> 00:42:19,616 Oh, God. 592 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,781 (Gasping) 593 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,459 You horny little cow. 594 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:17,295 Probably dreaming of getting fucked in the ass, hmm? 595 00:43:22,593 --> 00:43:24,218 Butt plug. 596 00:43:29,933 --> 00:43:32,684 You and your teenage punk rock friends 597 00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:36,688 and all those juices coming out of every orifice in your body. 598 00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:44,237 You fuck pods make me sick. 599 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,535 I've told you a thousand times... You slut. 600 00:43:53,579 --> 00:43:54,747 Sorry. 601 00:43:54,748 --> 00:43:56,957 You fucking bitch. 602 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,625 (Indistinct muttering) 603 00:43:58,626 --> 00:44:00,837 (Screaming) 604 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,632 CAPPY: Move it! 605 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,093 Turn around! 606 00:44:08,343 --> 00:44:10,095 Let there be light. 607 00:44:10,096 --> 00:44:12,848 Daddy's little crenshaw melon. 608 00:44:14,641 --> 00:44:19,352 How much sharper than a serpent's tooth 609 00:44:19,353 --> 00:44:24,315 it is to have a thankless child? 610 00:44:24,316 --> 00:44:27,361 Get in. Get in. 611 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:31,489 Put on the suit. 612 00:44:33,159 --> 00:44:38,871 The suit, the band only little girls wear. 613 00:44:38,872 --> 00:44:41,290 Open the door. Don't dirty the glass. 614 00:44:44,585 --> 00:44:45,879 Juliet. 615 00:46:04,869 --> 00:46:10,373 Juliet, children should behave themselves, my sweet. 616 00:46:12,876 --> 00:46:15,086 All women should. 617 00:46:15,087 --> 00:46:16,797 That's what they're here to do. 618 00:46:21,009 --> 00:46:25,972 Remember the next time that you are going to scream 619 00:46:25,973 --> 00:46:29,349 in your sleep 620 00:46:29,350 --> 00:46:35,064 that this is where all dreams will lead. 621 00:46:41,237 --> 00:46:44,614 ♪ We'll gather at the river ♪ 622 00:46:46,658 --> 00:46:50,494 ♪ The beautiful, beautiful river ♪ 623 00:46:51,663 --> 00:46:55,499 ♪ We'll gather at the river ♪ 624 00:46:58,794 --> 00:47:02,422 ♪ Beautiful river of shame ♪ 625 00:47:23,193 --> 00:47:24,651 It's the middle door upstairs. 626 00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:29,114 I know how you feel about her. 627 00:47:30,532 --> 00:47:31,908 I feel it too. 628 00:47:33,243 --> 00:47:34,994 She feels that way about you. 629 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,041 Watch the second step, it's loose. 630 00:48:21,954 --> 00:48:24,582 What light from yonder plexiglass breaks? 631 00:48:27,293 --> 00:48:30,962 It is a right angled cosmos. 632 00:48:30,963 --> 00:48:34,092 And Juliet is its sun. 633 00:48:40,765 --> 00:48:43,516 See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. 634 00:48:45,518 --> 00:48:49,272 Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, 635 00:48:49,273 --> 00:48:51,565 that I might touch that cheek. 636 00:49:13,669 --> 00:49:15,755 Wake up, fair sun. 637 00:49:16,839 --> 00:49:18,258 Wake. 638 00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,887 - Tromeo. - Oh, I did not mean to frighten you. 639 00:49:25,014 --> 00:49:28,766 I'm waking from a nightmare into a dream. 640 00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:29,894 But I'm real. 641 00:49:35,023 --> 00:49:37,401 See, the breath. 642 00:49:41,947 --> 00:49:43,780 Are you angry? 643 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,991 Are you angry that I'm a Que? 644 00:49:45,992 --> 00:49:48,160 Do you hate me for my name? 645 00:49:48,161 --> 00:49:49,662 What's in a name? 646 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:55,874 That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. 647 00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:59,296 So Tromeo would, were he not Tromeo call'd, 648 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:05,050 retain the dear perfection which he owns without the title. 649 00:50:05,051 --> 00:50:07,803 Let's go tonight. 650 00:50:07,804 --> 00:50:08,762 Come with me. 651 00:50:16,228 --> 00:50:17,396 You could come in. 652 00:50:19,231 --> 00:50:21,024 But your father. 653 00:50:21,025 --> 00:50:24,819 He never comes back until after the Regis & Kathie Lee show. 654 00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:27,197 And this room was soundproofed when I was eight. 655 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:30,074 He didn't want the neighbors to hear me scream. 656 00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:37,040 And so he puts me in here when things go wrong. 657 00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:40,083 I think it's sick. 658 00:50:40,084 --> 00:50:41,793 You're 18, aren't you? 659 00:50:41,794 --> 00:50:43,836 So why haven't you left? 660 00:50:43,837 --> 00:50:46,590 This is the only life I know. 661 00:50:46,591 --> 00:50:49,092 What seems cruel to others is normal to me. 662 00:50:50,635 --> 00:50:52,721 I guess my life is sort of unnatural, too. 663 00:50:54,139 --> 00:50:54,973 Violent, you know? 664 00:50:56,350 --> 00:50:57,683 Maybe both of us are warped. 665 00:51:00,061 --> 00:51:03,188 It's like if you have been told a curved line is straight 666 00:51:03,189 --> 00:51:06,107 your whole life, you start to believe it. 667 00:51:08,903 --> 00:51:11,195 Maybe we're more afraid of the risk of something 668 00:51:11,196 --> 00:51:12,363 new than at staying 669 00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:14,242 with something you hate that's familiar. 670 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:41,767 (Snorts) 671 00:54:14,910 --> 00:54:15,826 Day... 672 00:54:17,078 --> 00:54:18,537 Music... 673 00:54:18,538 --> 00:54:21,164 The Regis & Kathy Lee theme. 674 00:54:21,165 --> 00:54:23,041 Tromeo, wake up. 675 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:24,835 You must go. You must go now. 676 00:54:27,463 --> 00:54:30,132 No. No, if my father finds you... 677 00:54:33,468 --> 00:54:34,427 Wait. Where can we meet? 678 00:54:34,428 --> 00:54:35,887 We'll meet tonight? 679 00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:40,307 Oh, why? 680 00:54:40,308 --> 00:54:42,560 You look like you've seen a Sub-Humanoid. 681 00:54:42,561 --> 00:54:45,520 His name is London Arbuckle. 682 00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:47,856 Tromeo, I'm supposed to be married. 683 00:54:50,735 --> 00:54:54,571 From my heart it is so far, but my father would 684 00:54:54,572 --> 00:54:58,532 rather see me dead than lose a billionaire son-in-law 685 00:54:58,533 --> 00:55:00,452 grown rich on steak tartar. 686 00:55:01,661 --> 00:55:03,495 When is it supposed to happen? 687 00:55:03,496 --> 00:55:05,206 - Thursday. - Thursday? 688 00:55:08,585 --> 00:55:10,587 Then marry me before then. 689 00:55:12,505 --> 00:55:13,797 What? 690 00:55:13,798 --> 00:55:15,299 Yes, marry me, you can't be forced 691 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,968 into a marriage if you're already in one. 692 00:55:20,471 --> 00:55:22,722 You don't need to save me, Tromeo. 693 00:55:22,723 --> 00:55:24,849 If I said I was doing it to save you, 694 00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:27,728 it would only be making excuses for my real desire. 695 00:55:29,103 --> 00:55:30,354 - Really? - Yes. 696 00:55:31,355 --> 00:55:32,607 Then yes. 697 00:55:34,525 --> 00:55:36,193 You are wonderful! 698 00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:41,323 Okay. 699 00:55:43,116 --> 00:55:43,950 Oh, wait. 700 00:55:45,494 --> 00:55:46,579 Before you go. 701 00:56:15,062 --> 00:56:18,399 Juliet, prince meatball is here. 702 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:21,528 Oh, boy! 703 00:56:24,238 --> 00:56:25,281 Yeah. 704 00:56:27,325 --> 00:56:28,909 Hi, dear. 705 00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:33,539 I brought you some flowers and something else. 706 00:56:35,415 --> 00:56:36,541 Yeah, yeah. 707 00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:38,167 I bet you were gonna say 708 00:56:38,168 --> 00:56:40,627 you wish we had honeymoon tickets 709 00:56:40,628 --> 00:56:44,131 to Swanzey, Wales, to see 710 00:56:44,132 --> 00:56:47,634 one of the largest cattle herds in the world. 711 00:56:47,635 --> 00:56:51,638 'Cause look what I have here. 712 00:56:51,639 --> 00:56:54,684 We're going to Swanzey! 713 00:56:57,102 --> 00:56:58,268 No. 714 00:56:58,269 --> 00:57:01,439 London, I don't know how to say this. 715 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,525 Oh, look, aisle seats, 716 00:57:03,526 --> 00:57:07,194 so we can go to the bathroom anytime we want. 717 00:57:07,195 --> 00:57:08,946 I think you are a very nice person. 718 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:13,074 Look at all the cows. Moo, moo, moo, moo. 719 00:57:13,075 --> 00:57:14,702 But I can't marry you. 720 00:57:20,249 --> 00:57:22,083 What? 721 00:57:22,084 --> 00:57:24,294 I'm sorry but there's somebody else. 722 00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:28,172 Oh, God! 723 00:57:30,091 --> 00:57:32,009 Of course, this would happen. 724 00:57:35,723 --> 00:57:38,390 You think I'm ugly, don't you? 725 00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:39,851 No, I don't! 726 00:57:41,143 --> 00:57:43,019 London! London, don't do that! 727 00:57:44,272 --> 00:57:47,232 I'm so ugly and stupid! 728 00:57:48,526 --> 00:57:52,487 I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, I know you hate me! 729 00:57:56,032 --> 00:57:58,034 - I won't take no for an answer. - London! 730 00:57:59,286 --> 00:58:00,995 FATHER: And so Jesus said if you have faith 731 00:58:00,996 --> 00:58:03,623 there will be bread and bread there is. 732 00:58:03,624 --> 00:58:05,373 Bread, my children. 733 00:58:05,374 --> 00:58:06,499 Yes, bread indeed. 734 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:08,251 Bread indeed. 735 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:09,879 Faith to you, faith to you all. 736 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,590 Yes, faith to you. 737 00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:14,632 Father! 738 00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:15,760 Young Que! 739 00:58:16,969 --> 00:58:18,886 My good man, will you be so kind 740 00:58:18,887 --> 00:58:20,262 as to hand the rest of these out? 741 00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:22,389 Of course, Father. 742 00:58:22,390 --> 00:58:23,349 Tromeo, I thought... 743 00:58:26,812 --> 00:58:29,896 Tromeo, I thought you never woke before noon. 744 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:33,358 It's morning to you, Father, but a late, late night to me. 745 00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:36,069 Scantily clad table dancers again, eh, my boy? 746 00:58:37,529 --> 00:58:39,781 Tromeo, I miss you in the confessional. 747 00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:40,782 You were the most entertaining 748 00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:43,410 if not quite the most repentant of my parishioners. 749 00:58:44,828 --> 00:58:47,748 Tell me, son, why do you have that stupid look on your face? 750 00:58:48,832 --> 00:58:50,333 A woman, Father. 751 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:51,500 A woman? 752 00:58:51,501 --> 00:58:54,919 She is... unreal! 753 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,421 And you know her I think. Juliet. 754 00:58:57,422 --> 00:58:58,423 Juliet? 755 00:58:58,424 --> 00:58:59,674 Capulet. 756 00:58:59,675 --> 00:59:01,342 Juliet Capulet. 757 00:59:01,343 --> 00:59:02,426 Capulet? 758 00:59:02,427 --> 00:59:04,261 I know. I know I've had problems with them before, 759 00:59:04,262 --> 00:59:05,930 but no longer, Father. 760 00:59:05,931 --> 00:59:08,432 I pledge. I've got a new lease on life. 761 00:59:08,433 --> 00:59:11,226 Or life has a new lease on you. 762 00:59:11,227 --> 00:59:13,521 Tromeo, as you realize I've known your father 763 00:59:13,522 --> 00:59:15,564 and Juliet's father for years. 764 00:59:15,565 --> 00:59:18,399 Son, Cap just talked to me about her marrying another man. 765 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,153 Father, her dad doesn't know but she doesn't love Arbuckle. 766 00:59:22,154 --> 00:59:24,906 Juliet and I, we want to be married. 767 00:59:24,907 --> 00:59:26,700 Father, it can't be a coincidence 768 00:59:26,701 --> 00:59:27,981 that I saw you here this morning. 769 00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:30,453 Father, tonight. 770 00:59:30,454 --> 00:59:31,955 Tonight? 771 00:59:32,874 --> 00:59:34,666 (Church bell rings) 772 00:59:37,836 --> 00:59:39,128 He said he would call. 773 01:00:02,776 --> 01:00:04,862 Looks like Tromeo... 774 01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:12,910 Yes, oh, yes, say my name again. 775 01:00:12,911 --> 01:00:16,245 Okay, I'm fucking finished one. 776 01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:18,247 I'm fucking finished one real good. 777 01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:19,751 Yes! 778 01:00:26,381 --> 01:00:27,841 Shit. 779 01:00:29,634 --> 01:00:31,384 That's right. 780 01:00:31,385 --> 01:00:34,388 We're having major sex. 781 01:00:34,389 --> 01:00:35,889 (Squeals) Tromeo. 782 01:00:35,890 --> 01:00:38,267 Hmm, Tromeo. 783 01:00:39,727 --> 01:00:42,645 Jiminy Christmas! 784 01:00:42,646 --> 01:00:46,273 Yes, yes, I'm coming! 785 01:00:46,274 --> 01:00:48,609 Yippie yahoo! 786 01:00:48,610 --> 01:00:49,986 Sing it to the world! 787 01:00:49,987 --> 01:00:54,283 Tromeo's coming, yippie yahoo! 788 01:00:56,952 --> 01:00:59,203 Oh, Tromeo. 789 01:01:01,706 --> 01:01:03,290 You done? 790 01:01:14,718 --> 01:01:19,305 (Phone ringing) 791 01:01:19,306 --> 01:01:20,639 Hello. 792 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,808 TROMEO: Juliet. 793 01:01:21,809 --> 01:01:23,558 Tromeo. 794 01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:26,645 Hi, I have been trying to call but your phone's been busy. 795 01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:27,396 Oh? 796 01:01:28,815 --> 01:01:30,648 Have you changed your mind? 797 01:01:30,649 --> 01:01:34,194 Oh, no, oh, no. 798 01:01:34,195 --> 01:01:38,949 Juliet, please let rich music's tongue 799 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:41,075 unfold the imagined happiness 800 01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:45,079 that both receive in either by this dear encounter. 801 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,834 Oh, my true love has grown to such excess. 802 01:01:50,835 --> 01:01:52,252 When should we do it? 803 01:01:53,378 --> 01:01:54,587 Tonight. 804 01:01:54,588 --> 01:01:56,339 Tonight? 805 01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:59,467 - Yes. - Yes. 806 01:01:59,468 --> 01:02:01,428 (Farting) 807 01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:07,100 What's that noise? 808 01:02:16,901 --> 01:02:18,736 Now kiss the bride. 809 01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,995 (Church bell ringing) 810 01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:45,900 I just have to figure out 811 01:03:45,901 --> 01:03:48,361 how to tell them without getting one of us killed. 812 01:03:49,946 --> 01:03:51,697 I don't want to go. 813 01:03:57,870 --> 01:03:58,870 Bye. 814 01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:05,794 Parting is such sweet sorrow. 815 01:04:05,795 --> 01:04:07,838 Totally sucks. 816 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:25,395 LEMMY: Act IV. Kill, Tromeo. Kill and be resolved. 817 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,826 Arbuckle, what the hell are you doing? 818 01:04:39,827 --> 01:04:41,827 You're fucking yourself up. 819 01:04:41,828 --> 01:04:43,412 Vic, fat boy. 820 01:04:46,082 --> 01:04:48,626 Get out! Leave me alone! 821 01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:51,002 Why? 822 01:04:51,003 --> 01:04:56,008 Oh, God, it's Juliet! 823 01:04:57,177 --> 01:04:58,016 Juliet! 824 01:05:02,597 --> 01:05:04,765 What'd you do to my cousin? 825 01:05:04,766 --> 01:05:08,185 Yes, hit me, hit me. 826 01:05:08,186 --> 01:05:10,854 You see, no matter what it is, 827 01:05:10,855 --> 01:05:14,650 it'll never match the pain inside. 828 01:05:19,070 --> 01:05:22,033 She loves somebody else. 829 01:05:26,828 --> 01:05:28,454 Someone else? 830 01:05:39,966 --> 01:05:41,550 Someone else? 831 01:05:43,052 --> 01:05:44,636 Tromeo! 832 01:05:47,348 --> 01:05:49,807 I got to stand here and watch that king Friday guy 833 01:05:49,808 --> 01:05:52,018 and that guy scares the shit out of me, very frankly. 834 01:05:52,019 --> 01:05:54,019 I don't know. Sesame Street's good. 835 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:55,145 They got them cute little two guys 836 01:05:55,146 --> 01:05:56,731 living in the same room. 837 01:05:56,732 --> 01:05:59,316 But Mr. Rogers, that's more on the community level. 838 01:05:59,317 --> 01:06:01,401 So I disagree, I think they're both good programs. 839 01:06:01,402 --> 01:06:02,922 I don't know what you're talking about. 840 01:06:08,367 --> 01:06:10,826 We'd like to have a word with you. 841 01:06:10,827 --> 01:06:12,287 - MURRAY: A word with me? - Yes. 842 01:06:14,206 --> 01:06:17,209 Or better yet, how about a word for you? 843 01:06:19,753 --> 01:06:24,507 Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. 844 01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:27,842 Are you gonna take this, Tyrone? 845 01:06:27,843 --> 01:06:29,095 Boofball. 846 01:06:32,890 --> 01:06:34,183 Dickbrain. 847 01:06:35,142 --> 01:06:37,227 Peon. 848 01:06:37,228 --> 01:06:39,104 Freak. 849 01:06:39,105 --> 01:06:41,564 Cocksucker. 850 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:43,816 Low-so, ratcatcher, geek. 851 01:06:43,817 --> 01:06:46,192 Dufus, anus, fruitcake, lunk, 852 01:06:46,193 --> 01:06:48,779 fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. 853 01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:50,488 Cunt. 854 01:06:50,489 --> 01:06:53,742 Assfuck, that one's close to the mark. 855 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,120 How about Guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart? 856 01:06:57,288 --> 01:06:58,621 You finish yet? 857 01:06:58,622 --> 01:06:59,873 No, not quite. 858 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:04,752 Dildo, birdbrained, bugger me biddy. 859 01:07:04,753 --> 01:07:07,130 Bozo, fruitcake, mother fucking sissy. 860 01:07:07,131 --> 01:07:09,257 Wanker, yellowbelly, hoedaddy, weeny. 861 01:07:09,258 --> 01:07:11,092 Penis, troll, chucklehead, meany. 862 01:07:11,093 --> 01:07:12,843 Fruit, galoot, fake hermaphrodite. 863 01:07:14,887 --> 01:07:18,765 But what I think fits you most, is bitch. 864 01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:21,143 - Isn't about to be my... - Fucking get him. 865 01:07:21,144 --> 01:07:23,895 We just wanted to track down Tromeo, okay? 866 01:07:23,896 --> 01:07:26,273 Hey, like if we knew we'd tell you anyway, huh? 867 01:07:26,274 --> 01:07:28,484 If I had to guess it wouldn't be so tough. 868 01:07:28,485 --> 01:07:29,965 I'd say he was in your cousin's mouth. 869 01:07:33,112 --> 01:07:35,030 Hey, hey, hey, Ty. 870 01:07:35,031 --> 01:07:36,657 Hello, Vic. 871 01:07:36,658 --> 01:07:37,907 Hello, Tyrone. 872 01:07:37,908 --> 01:07:38,993 GIRL: Well, well, well. 873 01:07:38,994 --> 01:07:40,160 Hello, nothing. 874 01:07:40,161 --> 01:07:42,496 What prank are you pulling on my cousin, jerk? 875 01:07:42,497 --> 01:07:44,247 Just 'cause you got a problem with me, 876 01:07:44,248 --> 01:07:46,124 don't take it out on her. 877 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:47,875 It won't work. 878 01:07:47,876 --> 01:07:50,210 I ain't got no problems with you. 879 01:07:50,211 --> 01:07:53,507 The Ques have spilled blood, your side has too. 880 01:07:53,508 --> 01:07:56,427 Let's call it even now, Tyrone, let's stop. 881 01:08:06,978 --> 01:08:08,438 Hey, hey. Tyr. 882 01:08:12,691 --> 01:08:13,942 Aah! 883 01:08:15,194 --> 01:08:17,944 Watering the weeds, huh? 884 01:08:17,945 --> 01:08:20,447 I love it! 885 01:08:20,448 --> 01:08:23,284 Afraid his precious cousin has been pinned to the bed 886 01:08:23,285 --> 01:08:25,285 by Tromeo's spike, Tyrone? 887 01:08:25,286 --> 01:08:27,330 Another butterfly in his cockboard collection. 888 01:08:30,459 --> 01:08:33,210 - Get your fucking hand... - Forget it, Tyrone! 889 01:08:33,211 --> 01:08:35,795 (Clamoring) 890 01:08:35,796 --> 01:08:37,422 Get the fuck... Harry! Move it! 891 01:08:39,050 --> 01:08:41,843 (Screaming) 892 01:08:45,972 --> 01:08:52,186 Major pain, Murray, major! 893 01:08:54,771 --> 01:08:56,814 Oh, dear, Harry, I'm sorry. 894 01:08:56,815 --> 01:08:59,234 I'm very... I'm, uh, I'm sorry. 895 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:01,110 You're the one I want! 896 01:09:01,111 --> 01:09:02,196 WOMAN: Fuck me. Get him! 897 01:09:05,408 --> 01:09:06,158 Oh! 898 01:09:06,908 --> 01:09:08,868 Oh, my God. 899 01:09:08,869 --> 01:09:10,371 MAN: Oh, man. 900 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:12,454 Come on, Ty, we got to go. 901 01:09:12,455 --> 01:09:13,747 WOMAN: Get out of here! Let's get the fuck out of here. 902 01:09:13,748 --> 01:09:15,082 VIC: Ty, come on, we got to go. 903 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:15,874 WOMAN: Let's get the fuck out of here. 904 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:18,210 Come on, let's go, let's go. 905 01:09:18,211 --> 01:09:19,212 Hey, Ben, I think... 906 01:09:21,381 --> 01:09:22,130 Ow! 907 01:09:34,808 --> 01:09:36,353 When I was a kid, right, 908 01:09:38,188 --> 01:09:41,773 I stepped on a nail one time. 909 01:09:41,774 --> 01:09:45,485 It went right through the top of my foot. 910 01:09:45,486 --> 01:09:49,282 I thought nothing would ever hurt worse. 911 01:09:51,117 --> 01:09:52,868 I was wrong. 912 01:09:58,331 --> 01:10:01,875 Man, I got to go soon. 913 01:10:01,876 --> 01:10:03,420 Do me a favor? 914 01:10:05,422 --> 01:10:08,424 Would you kiss me goodbye? 915 01:10:08,425 --> 01:10:09,675 What? 916 01:10:11,469 --> 01:10:13,429 It's my final fucking request, man. 917 01:10:37,285 --> 01:10:41,163 Fuck. Murray was a fag. 918 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,084 (Police siren blaring) 919 01:10:47,085 --> 01:10:49,170 Tyrone! 920 01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:14,777 Fuck, Peter, get him! 921 01:11:34,296 --> 01:11:36,088 Get ready to die, motherfucker! 922 01:11:40,135 --> 01:11:42,345 Get ready to die! 923 01:11:42,346 --> 01:11:45,515 It happens to everyone sooner or ladder! 924 01:11:48,351 --> 01:11:51,227 (Women screaming) 925 01:11:51,228 --> 01:11:53,521 It's another New York thing. 926 01:11:53,522 --> 01:11:54,899 Look at that! 927 01:11:59,195 --> 01:12:00,570 My God, stop! 928 01:12:00,571 --> 01:12:02,989 Tromeo, you fucking bastard! 929 01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:19,171 Brian, you got to work hard to get ahead in life. 930 01:12:20,548 --> 01:12:22,841 (Tyrone screaming) 931 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,969 (Screams) My hammock! 932 01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:30,806 ♪ Found a peanut, found a peanut just now ♪ 933 01:12:30,807 --> 01:12:35,394 ♪ Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now ♪ 934 01:12:35,395 --> 01:12:37,313 ♪ I cracked it open, cracked it... ♪ 935 01:12:41,610 --> 01:12:44,445 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 936 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:07,048 BENNY: Tromeo, come on, little cousin. 937 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,090 Let's get the hell out of here. 938 01:13:08,091 --> 01:13:09,469 I'm coming, Ben! 939 01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:13,431 Oh, my God. 940 01:13:16,016 --> 01:13:18,226 Put it down! Put it down! It's dirty. 941 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,185 Let's go. 942 01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:26,109 (Kids cheering) 943 01:13:32,531 --> 01:13:37,494 Oh, my knee. Oh, it really hurts! 944 01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:39,497 My knee really hurts. 945 01:13:42,415 --> 01:13:43,917 Fucking assholes! 946 01:13:48,296 --> 01:13:50,379 Now you fucks have gone too far! 947 01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:52,299 Goddamn heads bouncing off of cars 948 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:55,217 while long island families are singing "found a peanut!" 949 01:13:55,218 --> 01:13:57,136 Well, he's "found a peanut," all right, honey. 950 01:13:57,137 --> 01:13:59,138 He's found a peanut of death! 951 01:13:59,139 --> 01:14:00,641 Now tell me who did this, tell me now 952 01:14:00,642 --> 01:14:02,600 or God help me, I'll break his fucking nose off. 953 01:14:02,601 --> 01:14:05,227 Tromeo, Tromeo Que did it. 954 01:14:05,228 --> 01:14:06,229 Tromeo? 955 01:14:09,691 --> 01:14:12,985 But why did he kill Tyrone? 956 01:14:12,986 --> 01:14:14,152 Why? 957 01:14:14,153 --> 01:14:16,154 Because your precious cunt Juliet 958 01:14:16,155 --> 01:14:17,614 is spreading her legs for Tromeo. 959 01:14:17,615 --> 01:14:19,407 Stop it, just stop it! 960 01:14:19,408 --> 01:14:22,911 Don't you know? She's in love with a Que. 961 01:14:22,912 --> 01:14:24,954 She broke off her engagement to London. 962 01:14:31,211 --> 01:14:32,672 Daddy, I'm not dressed. 963 01:14:34,673 --> 01:14:37,257 Are there any boundaries at all anymore? 964 01:14:37,258 --> 01:14:38,718 Are there any lines that can't be crossed 965 01:14:38,719 --> 01:14:40,302 by your generation of freaks? 966 01:14:40,303 --> 01:14:42,261 I don't know what... 967 01:14:42,262 --> 01:14:43,063 Shut up! Shut up! 968 01:14:47,226 --> 01:14:50,646 I will not be undermined in my own home. 969 01:14:53,566 --> 01:14:55,942 You listen to me. 970 01:14:55,943 --> 01:14:59,319 You'll never ever see Tromeo Que again. 971 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,071 You may escape the cops with him, kid, 972 01:15:01,072 --> 01:15:03,156 but you can't escape me. 973 01:15:03,157 --> 01:15:05,325 I'll hire as many men as it takes, 974 01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:07,578 spend every dollar I have 975 01:15:07,579 --> 01:15:11,455 to get you back here and on that altar with Arbuckle! 976 01:15:11,456 --> 01:15:14,208 Who I'm calling right now. 977 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,713 Who you're going to tell you have reconsidered. 978 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:19,673 Which is not up for debate. 979 01:15:23,510 --> 01:15:28,431 LONDON: Hello, Dad. Dad, is it you? 980 01:15:28,432 --> 01:15:29,891 Dad. 981 01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:31,684 Police! Open the fucking door! 982 01:15:34,395 --> 01:15:35,687 Where is he? Where is your son? 983 01:15:35,688 --> 01:15:37,981 I don't know. I don't know. You take me. 984 01:15:37,982 --> 01:15:44,112 Come on now, honey, tell London what you just told me. 985 01:15:47,491 --> 01:15:48,742 I made a mistake. 986 01:15:53,246 --> 01:15:56,247 I would like you to take me back. 987 01:15:56,248 --> 01:15:56,999 If? 988 01:15:59,628 --> 01:16:01,044 If you'll have me. 989 01:16:04,674 --> 01:16:06,341 Of course, I will have you, Juliet. 990 01:16:08,510 --> 01:16:09,887 I love you. 991 01:16:12,765 --> 01:16:14,641 Where is your cousin? 992 01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:16,141 You know where he is. 993 01:16:16,142 --> 01:16:19,854 - Eat me... - Stop it! 994 01:16:23,691 --> 01:16:29,613 Oh, Father, where can he be? 995 01:16:29,614 --> 01:16:32,074 Come, child, I have something to show you. 996 01:16:33,909 --> 01:16:36,285 Have faith that strong miracles can happen. 997 01:16:36,286 --> 01:16:40,414 Juliet, you must have faith. 998 01:16:40,415 --> 01:16:42,667 His cousin Benny called and told me what happened. 999 01:16:42,668 --> 01:16:44,085 I was waiting for him. 1000 01:16:46,086 --> 01:16:48,046 When you're done, come into my office, 1001 01:16:48,047 --> 01:16:50,256 I have one last idea on how to get you out of your fix 1002 01:16:50,257 --> 01:16:51,424 with Arbuckle. 1003 01:16:51,425 --> 01:16:52,927 - Juliet. - Tromeo. 1004 01:16:56,848 --> 01:16:59,307 Tell me you don't hate me because I killed Ty. 1005 01:16:59,308 --> 01:17:00,058 No. 1006 01:17:00,851 --> 01:17:02,518 It's my fault, if it wasn't for me 1007 01:17:02,519 --> 01:17:04,187 he never would have gone after you like that. 1008 01:17:04,188 --> 01:17:06,523 No, it's not your fault, don't say that. 1009 01:17:09,567 --> 01:17:11,819 Juliet, I must leave here. 1010 01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:12,570 No. 1011 01:17:13,487 --> 01:17:15,530 The cops, the Caps, they're all after me. 1012 01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:17,406 They're gonna find me soon. 1013 01:17:17,407 --> 01:17:20,284 Please come with me. 1014 01:17:20,285 --> 01:17:22,704 Oh, yes! 1015 01:17:22,705 --> 01:17:23,830 But I have to get London 1016 01:17:23,831 --> 01:17:26,081 to change his mind about me first. 1017 01:17:26,082 --> 01:17:28,417 Or else he and my father will be after us forever. 1018 01:17:33,130 --> 01:17:35,341 I was hardly able to live being without you. 1019 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:53,733 Your grace, I had no idea the dancers were topless. 1020 01:17:53,734 --> 01:17:56,819 They did raise a lot of money for the church, however. 1021 01:17:56,820 --> 01:17:58,612 Your grace, someone just came into my office, 1022 01:17:58,613 --> 01:18:01,365 I'll call you right back. 1023 01:18:01,366 --> 01:18:02,866 Dreadful man. 1024 01:18:02,867 --> 01:18:05,368 - You had an idea? - Yes. 1025 01:18:05,369 --> 01:18:07,453 I'm writing down the address of a man. 1026 01:18:07,454 --> 01:18:11,207 His name is Fu Chang... An herbalist. 1027 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,835 He's run an opium den for 30 years 1028 01:18:13,836 --> 01:18:15,503 in the pit of Chinatown. 1029 01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:17,755 Here you go. 1030 01:18:17,756 --> 01:18:20,382 If anyone can conjure a way out of your fix, 1031 01:18:20,383 --> 01:18:23,094 it's that old sorcerer Fu Chang. 1032 01:18:23,095 --> 01:18:25,345 I don't know how to thank you for all your help. 1033 01:18:25,346 --> 01:18:27,472 It's its own reward, dear. 1034 01:18:27,473 --> 01:18:32,895 I too know what it's like to care for somebody. 1035 01:18:49,911 --> 01:18:53,663 (Church bell rings) 1036 01:18:53,664 --> 01:18:56,375 Hurry along, girl. Hurry along. 1037 01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:26,445 Hey, Wendy, she wants to see Fu Chang. 1038 01:19:36,746 --> 01:19:40,039 You're Fu Chang? 1039 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:43,586 I'm Fu Chang, get over it, girl. 1040 01:19:44,878 --> 01:19:47,213 What's that you need help with? 1041 01:19:47,214 --> 01:19:50,342 All right, well, it all started when my 1042 01:19:50,343 --> 01:19:52,135 father and Monty Que went to. 1043 01:19:52,136 --> 01:19:53,469 Tromaville High School together. 1044 01:19:53,470 --> 01:19:55,429 They started the Tromaville Film Society. 1045 01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:56,931 It wasn't long after that actually 1046 01:19:56,932 --> 01:20:00,476 that I came along and the first thing I remember 1047 01:20:00,477 --> 01:20:02,393 was probably my birthday. 1048 01:20:02,394 --> 01:20:03,937 And I got to the street and that's where I met 1049 01:20:03,938 --> 01:20:06,731 a woman outside and we came walking up the stairs 1050 01:20:06,732 --> 01:20:08,733 and she told the nice ladies with tattoos 1051 01:20:08,734 --> 01:20:10,861 to take me over to Fu Chang and then you said... 1052 01:20:10,862 --> 01:20:13,989 Enough, enough. 1053 01:20:13,990 --> 01:20:18,575 Whatever the case, old Fu Chang has got your answer. 1054 01:20:18,576 --> 01:20:19,416 You do? 1055 01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:28,627 This here is a mixture of herbs. 1056 01:20:28,628 --> 01:20:31,462 And that's sure to scare the shit right out of any meat freak 1057 01:20:31,463 --> 01:20:35,508 who admires too much your surface. 1058 01:20:35,509 --> 01:20:37,387 You are not enough the person beneath. 1059 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,350 LEMMY: Act V. Juliet made over. 1060 01:20:46,519 --> 01:20:49,354 I'm supposed to meet London here at noon. 1061 01:20:49,355 --> 01:20:51,606 He wants to see me before we marry. 1062 01:20:51,607 --> 01:20:54,026 Just relax, keep an eye out for my car outside your window. 1063 01:20:54,027 --> 01:20:55,987 We'll be there by 12:05. 1064 01:21:29,727 --> 01:21:32,812 Oh, my God. 1065 01:21:32,813 --> 01:21:36,566 Fu Chang ripped me off, $100 for colored water. 1066 01:21:59,671 --> 01:22:01,798 Juliet? 1067 01:22:01,799 --> 01:22:04,425 Are you okay in there? 1068 01:22:04,426 --> 01:22:05,675 Yes! 1069 01:22:05,676 --> 01:22:09,846 Yes, I'm fine! 1070 01:22:09,847 --> 01:22:13,101 She must be ringing up those 1-900 lines again. 1071 01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:25,486 Fu Chang didn't just rip me off, 1072 01:22:25,487 --> 01:22:27,405 he wanted to kill me. 1073 01:22:31,785 --> 01:22:34,620 Oh, true about the carry, thy drugs are quick. 1074 01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:35,370 Oh. 1075 01:22:36,414 --> 01:22:39,874 You didn't think a potion could do what he claimed. 1076 01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:42,127 Now did you, Juliet? 1077 01:22:42,128 --> 01:22:46,631 After all it wasn't F.D.A. approved. 1078 01:22:46,632 --> 01:22:48,633 You are correct, Prozac boy. 1079 01:22:48,634 --> 01:22:51,136 And in just a few minutes you'll be joining us. 1080 01:22:51,137 --> 01:22:52,697 Of course, you won't be as pretty as me. 1081 01:22:53,639 --> 01:22:56,182 It's only fair, don't you think, Juliet? 1082 01:22:56,183 --> 01:22:58,725 Because of you we are dead. 1083 01:22:58,726 --> 01:23:00,726 You find the greatest love the world has ever known. 1084 01:23:00,727 --> 01:23:03,021 And on the way we have to pay for it with our lives! 1085 01:23:03,022 --> 01:23:03,773 No. 1086 01:23:04,649 --> 01:23:07,775 As if miss Juliet Capulet is so all important, 1087 01:23:07,776 --> 01:23:10,236 and we're just little tiny ants to be squashed. 1088 01:23:10,237 --> 01:23:12,071 Oh, Sammy baby, you got that right. 1089 01:23:12,072 --> 01:23:14,032 - Squashed. - Squashed! 1090 01:23:14,033 --> 01:23:15,907 - Squashed. - Squashed. 1091 01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:17,784 - Squashed. - Decimated! 1092 01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:19,454 - Squashed. - Squashed! 1093 01:23:19,954 --> 01:23:20,794 No. No! 1094 01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,126 Take it fellows. 1095 01:23:26,127 --> 01:23:29,921 ♪ Shall we gather at the river ♪ 1096 01:23:29,922 --> 01:23:34,051 ♪ Where bright angel feet have trod ♪ 1097 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:37,678 ♪ With the crystal tide forever ♪ 1098 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:42,308 ♪ That flows to the throne of God ♪ 1099 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:46,520 ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪ 1100 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:50,774 ♪ The beautiful, beautiful river ♪ 1101 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:54,569 ♪ We gather with the saints at the river ♪ 1102 01:23:54,570 --> 01:23:58,823 ♪ That flows to the throne of God ♪ 1103 01:23:58,824 --> 01:24:01,660 (applause) 1104 01:24:07,123 --> 01:24:08,666 The potion is working. 1105 01:24:14,256 --> 01:24:17,215 Welcome back. Welcome back. 1106 01:24:17,216 --> 01:24:18,592 Turkey? 1107 01:24:18,593 --> 01:24:19,968 Later. 1108 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:25,970 Ready for the big day, son? 1109 01:24:38,153 --> 01:24:39,986 Right this way, my boy. 1110 01:24:39,987 --> 01:24:41,488 You know, since we all had dinner together, 1111 01:24:41,489 --> 01:24:44,116 she's becoming a totally changed woman. 1112 01:24:44,117 --> 01:24:45,784 As a matter of fact... 1113 01:24:45,785 --> 01:24:48,203 You'll find that after you're married 1114 01:24:48,204 --> 01:24:50,622 she'll become a docile little bovine. 1115 01:24:50,623 --> 01:24:51,706 Now get on. 1116 01:25:06,012 --> 01:25:07,262 Padre, hurry! 1117 01:25:07,263 --> 01:25:09,389 Holy Mary, full of grace, give this bitch 1118 01:25:09,390 --> 01:25:10,891 the speed of the holy spirit! 1119 01:25:29,659 --> 01:25:30,576 Hello, Juliet. 1120 01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:40,169 I wanted to stop by before we got married to tell you that, 1121 01:25:40,170 --> 01:25:44,339 that I know that you don't love me now. 1122 01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,132 But I feel that in the future... 1123 01:25:46,133 --> 01:25:47,675 - London. - (Screams) 1124 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:50,595 But I do. I do love you. 1125 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:56,266 No, no, no! 1126 01:25:56,267 --> 01:26:00,312 Oh, you're looking at my face, aren't you? 1127 01:26:00,313 --> 01:26:03,064 What... what happened? 1128 01:26:03,065 --> 01:26:06,775 It's just acne. 1129 01:26:06,776 --> 01:26:11,698 Acne, Juliet. That is not acne. 1130 01:26:13,575 --> 01:26:17,411 Did you see, this is why I was so hesitant? 1131 01:26:17,412 --> 01:26:21,831 My father only let me see you on good days. 1132 01:26:21,832 --> 01:26:22,833 Ugh! 1133 01:26:25,211 --> 01:26:27,546 Tell me you don't care, London. 1134 01:26:27,547 --> 01:26:31,799 Tell me your love for me goes beneath the hide... I mean, skin. 1135 01:26:34,135 --> 01:26:36,220 Oh, boy. 1136 01:26:36,221 --> 01:26:38,222 I have to think about this. 1137 01:26:38,223 --> 01:26:39,765 Wait. 1138 01:26:39,766 --> 01:26:44,103 I have a special little present just for you. 1139 01:26:50,235 --> 01:26:51,943 Surprise. 1140 01:26:51,944 --> 01:26:56,114 After all, you always said you loved the crying game. 1141 01:27:01,745 --> 01:27:03,662 (Juliet giggling) 1142 01:27:21,889 --> 01:27:24,391 (Laughing) 1143 01:27:24,392 --> 01:27:26,142 Bye-bye. 1144 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:29,229 CAPPY: You! 1145 01:27:34,443 --> 01:27:35,776 Makeup. 1146 01:27:51,459 --> 01:27:54,252 You might as well have slipped your hand into my pocket 1147 01:27:54,253 --> 01:27:57,129 and taken out a billion dollars, girl. 1148 01:27:57,130 --> 01:27:58,423 God damn you... 1149 01:28:06,180 --> 01:28:09,933 You go ahead, Tromeo, I'll take care of these goons. 1150 01:28:17,483 --> 01:28:18,900 Fuck you! 1151 01:28:37,126 --> 01:28:38,460 Oh, God. 1152 01:28:38,461 --> 01:28:40,336 I'm going to kill you. 1153 01:28:40,337 --> 01:28:43,172 I'm going to kill you and fuck you at the same time. 1154 01:28:43,173 --> 01:28:44,466 No! 1155 01:28:46,843 --> 01:28:48,345 Juliet! 1156 01:29:10,616 --> 01:29:12,867 You leave your daughter alone. 1157 01:29:16,287 --> 01:29:19,247 (Indistinct shouting) 1158 01:29:19,248 --> 01:29:20,875 My love. 1159 01:30:00,953 --> 01:30:02,496 (Cappy shouting) 1160 01:30:02,497 --> 01:30:06,041 I need my bow, my bow, my bow! 1161 01:30:06,042 --> 01:30:07,500 - Where is my bow? - Here you go, sir. 1162 01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:08,753 Where is my... 1163 01:30:08,754 --> 01:30:11,546 Not my coat bow, stupid, my crossbow. 1164 01:30:11,547 --> 01:30:13,006 Here, Mr. Capulet. 1165 01:30:13,007 --> 01:30:14,841 Crossbow, good, thank you. 1166 01:30:16,468 --> 01:30:19,303 Here comes William tell! 1167 01:30:19,304 --> 01:30:20,847 Shit. 1168 01:30:29,105 --> 01:30:31,440 I'm going to wipe you off the face of the earth 1169 01:30:31,441 --> 01:30:34,234 like a piece of shit from God's ass. 1170 01:30:34,235 --> 01:30:36,279 (Screaming) 1171 01:31:05,097 --> 01:31:06,223 JULIET: I hate you! 1172 01:31:15,231 --> 01:31:19,944 You sick bastard. Vicious mole of nature. 1173 01:31:33,499 --> 01:31:36,126 (Groaning) 1174 01:32:09,324 --> 01:32:10,408 I can't see anything. 1175 01:32:13,410 --> 01:32:15,412 TROMEO: Come on, he's done. 1176 01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:35,556 You miserable fucking monkeys in heat. 1177 01:32:35,557 --> 01:32:39,267 Open that door. Open that door now! 1178 01:32:39,268 --> 01:32:40,977 Swing it wide. 1179 01:32:42,438 --> 01:32:44,314 Swing it open! 1180 01:32:44,315 --> 01:32:46,191 Move in, out. 1181 01:32:47,442 --> 01:32:49,235 Get up there in one piece. 1182 01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:52,280 I'm gonna be the one that's gonna break your bones. 1183 01:32:54,449 --> 01:32:59,537 Old Capulet brings civilization to animals. 1184 01:32:59,538 --> 01:33:02,707 Look upon your glass coffin, kids. 1185 01:33:07,754 --> 01:33:10,171 Look upon my work, 1186 01:33:10,172 --> 01:33:14,218 ye mighty, and despair. 1187 01:33:16,429 --> 01:33:21,014 Ozymandias, Percy Bysshe Shelley. 1188 01:33:23,267 --> 01:33:24,727 Now! 1189 01:33:24,728 --> 01:33:27,437 My little pumpkins. 1190 01:33:27,438 --> 01:33:29,231 My little joy. 1191 01:33:29,232 --> 01:33:32,734 I'm going to open this door 1192 01:33:32,735 --> 01:33:37,363 and you're going to follow me ever so quietly. 1193 01:33:37,364 --> 01:33:44,245 And go in ever so quietly and do just as I say. 1194 01:33:44,246 --> 01:33:45,622 Key. 1195 01:33:48,165 --> 01:33:50,126 Open, open, open. 1196 01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:59,009 No, honey, don't! 1197 01:33:59,010 --> 01:34:02,471 I'm not Daddy's little crenshaw melon any longer. 1198 01:34:03,555 --> 01:34:05,140 Don't! Don't, sweetie! 1199 01:34:50,975 --> 01:34:53,434 Well, looks like you are off the hook, kid, 1200 01:34:53,435 --> 01:34:55,394 thanks to your friend, the priest here. 1201 01:34:55,395 --> 01:34:57,688 He got a couple of very legitimate signed confessions 1202 01:34:57,689 --> 01:34:59,940 out of these two lumps. 1203 01:34:59,941 --> 01:35:03,318 It's not my fault. My father's an alcoholic. 1204 01:35:03,319 --> 01:35:05,529 And I'm a victim too. 1205 01:35:05,530 --> 01:35:08,323 Anyway, according to them you acted in self-defense 1206 01:35:08,324 --> 01:35:10,450 against this boofball Tyrone. 1207 01:35:10,451 --> 01:35:11,952 Thank you, Father. 1208 01:35:13,579 --> 01:35:16,580 What about what we did to Cap? 1209 01:35:16,581 --> 01:35:19,710 Open and shut, obviously just like you said, self-defense. 1210 01:35:20,878 --> 01:35:23,462 Matter of fact, I got a feeling with Cap out of the way 1211 01:35:23,463 --> 01:35:25,715 things are gonna be a lot more peaceful in Manhattan. 1212 01:35:25,716 --> 01:35:27,132 You guys are free to go. 1213 01:35:35,391 --> 01:35:36,558 You know, priest, 1214 01:35:36,559 --> 01:35:38,351 I like your style. 1215 01:35:38,352 --> 01:35:40,854 You ever consider coming to work for a guy like me? 1216 01:35:40,855 --> 01:35:42,732 Do you ever get the chance to work with kids? 1217 01:36:03,918 --> 01:36:05,752 Juliet. 1218 01:36:05,753 --> 01:36:07,294 Tromeo. 1219 01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:09,714 Come on, let's go, she just wants me to stay. 1220 01:36:11,425 --> 01:36:12,467 Tromeo! 1221 01:36:16,930 --> 01:36:19,891 Oh, thank the lord you haven't left yet, son. 1222 01:36:19,892 --> 01:36:22,392 I've been as bad a father as I could be. 1223 01:36:22,393 --> 01:36:24,393 Dad, what are you talking about? 1224 01:36:24,394 --> 01:36:27,189 Your father and I, we need to tell you some things. 1225 01:36:34,614 --> 01:36:36,530 What's this? 1226 01:36:36,531 --> 01:36:39,199 It all started when I was married to your dad. 1227 01:36:42,704 --> 01:36:45,123 Now Monty as everybody knew was the triedest 1228 01:36:45,124 --> 01:36:48,666 and truest of the sentimental fools. 1229 01:36:48,667 --> 01:36:51,128 So Cap concocted a scheme to exploit 1230 01:36:51,129 --> 01:36:53,671 this trait to betray Mont's nature 1231 01:36:53,672 --> 01:36:55,799 by simply twisting fate. 1232 01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:58,759 First, I fooled him into thinking that the child 1233 01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:00,510 was his own and like an old mother hen 1234 01:37:00,511 --> 01:37:02,638 he got attached to the bone. 1235 01:37:02,639 --> 01:37:05,224 He thought never again would he ever be alone. 1236 01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:08,644 Second. 1237 01:37:08,645 --> 01:37:11,520 I broke him the news without remorse. 1238 01:37:11,521 --> 01:37:14,107 Hey, Monty jerk, I want a divorce 1239 01:37:14,108 --> 01:37:15,566 and if you want to know the truth, 1240 01:37:15,567 --> 01:37:17,819 this baby don't belong to you. 1241 01:37:17,820 --> 01:37:20,071 These days they can prove it in a lab. 1242 01:37:20,072 --> 01:37:23,032 Cap is, you are not the real dad. 1243 01:37:23,033 --> 01:37:25,534 So, hey, Monty, I'm taking him away 1244 01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:27,745 and you got no legal right to make him stay. 1245 01:37:27,746 --> 01:37:31,834 No, no! Don't! No! 1246 01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:36,837 INGRID: Third. Cap told him how he could keep the kid. 1247 01:37:36,838 --> 01:37:38,296 Sign right here. 1248 01:37:38,297 --> 01:37:39,422 INGRID: He said. 1249 01:37:39,423 --> 01:37:42,717 On the dotted line, this contract which makes. 1250 01:37:42,718 --> 01:37:45,345 Silky Films all mine. 1251 01:37:46,889 --> 01:37:49,807 INGRID: And so now Monty signed like Cappy asked. 1252 01:37:49,808 --> 01:37:53,602 Cap agreed we'd never take Tromeo back and we would never 1253 01:37:53,603 --> 01:37:58,773 breathe a word of the fact that I was your mom and Cap, 1254 01:37:58,774 --> 01:38:00,608 he was your dad. 1255 01:38:00,609 --> 01:38:04,947 And I never have, that is to say until today. 1256 01:38:07,407 --> 01:38:08,868 So we got what we wanted. 1257 01:38:10,661 --> 01:38:16,374 Silky was won, but I never forgave myself 1258 01:38:16,375 --> 01:38:17,876 for losing a son. 1259 01:38:21,921 --> 01:38:24,215 So we're... 1260 01:38:24,216 --> 01:38:29,636 Son, perhaps you haven't noticed but I'm black. 1261 01:38:29,637 --> 01:38:31,138 I wondered about that. 1262 01:38:32,681 --> 01:38:37,643 But, Dad, why didn't you tell me about my mother? 1263 01:38:37,644 --> 01:38:39,896 Because I don't want that bitch whore 1264 01:38:39,897 --> 01:38:42,899 to have nothing, nothing to do with your life. 1265 01:38:44,942 --> 01:38:46,652 So you are my brother? 1266 01:38:46,653 --> 01:38:49,906 See, kids, that's why you can't be together. 1267 01:38:53,951 --> 01:38:55,201 Well? 1268 01:38:56,412 --> 01:38:57,621 Well? 1269 01:38:59,790 --> 01:39:02,875 Sweet are the uses of adversity 1270 01:39:02,876 --> 01:39:06,921 which like the toad, ugly and venomous, 1271 01:39:06,922 --> 01:39:09,424 wears yet a precious jewel in his head. 1272 01:39:14,096 --> 01:39:20,100 Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. 1273 01:39:20,101 --> 01:39:21,643 What are you guys talking about? 1274 01:39:23,604 --> 01:39:24,688 Fuck it. 1275 01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:27,899 We've come this far. 1276 01:39:45,583 --> 01:39:47,375 Oh, no! 1277 01:39:58,595 --> 01:40:00,095 LEMMY: Epilogue, six years later, 1278 01:40:00,096 --> 01:40:03,058 "Tromaville, New Jersey, in the new world." 1279 01:40:10,773 --> 01:40:12,107 Hey, hey. 1280 01:40:12,108 --> 01:40:13,441 Monty. 1281 01:40:13,442 --> 01:40:15,110 How is my favorite daughter-in-law? 1282 01:40:17,905 --> 01:40:19,738 Kids! Grandpa's here! 1283 01:40:19,739 --> 01:40:22,617 KIDS: Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! 1284 01:40:25,745 --> 01:40:27,620 (Child crying) 1285 01:40:27,621 --> 01:40:29,748 Little Murray's causing trouble again. 1286 01:40:33,003 --> 01:40:34,711 Hey, what's the matter, kid? 1287 01:40:36,755 --> 01:40:39,424 Need someone to play with? Daddy will play. 1288 01:40:41,677 --> 01:40:42,845 Hold on. 1289 01:41:01,778 --> 01:41:04,655 LEMMY: So this is the dawn of the 21st age 1290 01:41:04,656 --> 01:41:07,867 where love ever rules and all is insane. 1291 01:41:07,868 --> 01:41:11,912 And all of our hearts free to let all base things go. 1292 01:41:11,913 --> 01:41:14,916 As taught by Juliet and her Tromeo. 1293 01:41:20,838 --> 01:41:22,038 (Laughter) 1294 01:46:59,154 --> 01:47:01,113 (Applause) 1295 01:47:01,114 --> 01:47:05,869 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Troma! 1296 01:47:06,243 --> 01:47:08,286 - That is good. - Hey, now I don't have to read the play. 1297 01:47:08,287 --> 01:47:10,238 Yea! 92095