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Previously on "This Is Us"...
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- Toby.
- Kate.
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I can't fall for a fat person right now.
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It's always gonna be about
the weight for me, Toby.
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I'm done dieting, okay?
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Wait.
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William: I wonder if I could
check on him from time to time.
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No.
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Hey, Mom! Hey, Miguel.
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I'm Rebecca. I'm Randall's mother.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Uh, nice to meet you as well.
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Beth: It's in the book of poems that
Randall's had since he was a baby.
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The one I gave Rebecca back in the day.
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Beth: Rebecca, this is Beth.
Yeah, um, so William just told me
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something really interesting.
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About the two of you.
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♪
♪ (stove clicking)
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♪ Summer was gone ♪
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♪ And the heat died down ♪
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♪ And autumn reached
for her golden crown ♪
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♪ I looked behind as I heard a sigh ♪
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♪ But this was ♪
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♪ The time of no reply ♪
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♪ ♪
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Randall: You will never defeat Shredder.
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- Get away, Shredder.
- Boys.
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I just ironed those shirts.
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No roughhousing until we get
to Grandma and Grandpa's.
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And no roughhousing when we get
to Grandma and Grandpa's, either.
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I want you to just sit there
quietly, okay? Maybe mention
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what a good mom I am if it comes
up naturally in conversation.
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Kate: I hate this stupid
sweater. It's so itchy.
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I know, baby doll,
but Grandma knit it just for you.
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She didn't do a really good job.
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Randall: I hate going
to Grandma and Grandpa's.
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Whenever we take pictures,
they always say,
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"Okay, okay, now one
with just the twins."
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I will talk to them about that. Again.
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Jack: Okay, get excited, people.
Annual Thanksgiving road trip.
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I've got snacks.
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I got Cool Ranch.
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I've got Paul Simon.
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- Now everyone, go pee.
- We already peed.
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Go pee again,
six-hour road trip, come on.
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- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
- But... but we already went.
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Don't get anything
on your chinos, please.
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Do you hear me?
They inherited your aim, Jack.
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(laughs) Hey, cranberry looks great.
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I know. Great is not good enough,
it has to be perfect.
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Because my sister's sweet
potato pie is gonna be perfect,
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and I can't stand to hear my
mother's passive-aggressive BS
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if my sauce is not absolutely perfect.
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Perfect. Babe, it is perfect.
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It is, it's perfect.
Or, as your mother would say,
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"Becky, it's to die for." (gasps)
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- Can I have the nutmeg, please?
- Oh. Yeah.
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I'm sorry. I know this is not a fun way
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- to spend the holiday.
- Not fun? Are you kidding me?
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Listening to your sister's husband brag
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about his expensive CD
player for three hours
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is the definition of fun.
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So, always thought that,
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when my folks die, we get to
do our own thing, you know?
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Make up our own stupid
traditions with the kids.
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That's because you're a very,
very naive man.
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Yeah? Thank you.
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(boys yelling, Rebecca screams)
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- Jack: Oh!
- Oops.
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Okay, okay.
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- Boys, change, change, change.
- Sorry.
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- Step over this and change.
- Randall: Sorry.
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Woman: For me it's cranberry sauce.
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Sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust.
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Bacon wrapped dates.
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Jell-O with the little pieces
of fruit floating on the inside
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- and then whipped cream on top.
- Oh!
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My weakness is stuffing.
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- Mm.
- I could eat a whole bowl of it,
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but this is my first Thanksgiving
since my gastric bypass surgery,
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so my stomach's now
the size of a walnut.
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Which means if I overdo it,
I'll be holed up in the bathroom
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vomiting my guts out, while everybody
else is watching football. (laughs)
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But, hey, I've lost
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30 pounds now so far.
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So, worth it.
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- Right?
- Group Leader: Yes,
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yes it is.
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Now, for everybody else,
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Thanksgiving is full of triggers.
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So we have to stay vigilant.
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But I know you guys can do it.
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(clapping)
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(mouth full): This is great.
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Mm.
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So, Thanksgiving in New York.
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It's gonna be great. The Big Apple.
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I hope your mom likes me.
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- Toby...
- You know, what am I worried about?
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Parents love me,
I'll tell them the story
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about the time I met Streisand.
Parents love Streisand.
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(inhales deeply)
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I don't think that you should
come with me to New York.
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(laughs)
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What? Why? Why not?
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Because I think we should take a break.
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A... a break?
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Mm-hmm.
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Why?
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Because I've been dreading this date.
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Because I knew that you would
eat that and I would eat this.
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And because ever since you stopped
dieting, I have felt weak.
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Oh, no, I was weak.
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The other night I stuffed my
face full of powdered donuts,
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and then I cried myself to sleep.
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Yup.
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And, listen, if you don't want
to lose weight, that's fine
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because that's your choice.
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(voice breaking): But I told...
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(clears throat)
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I told you that when I met you,
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that I couldn't fall for a fat person.
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But you did.
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You fell-you fell for me.
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So now what?
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You're just gonna throw me away?
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I used to watch romantic comedies
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where... the perfect,
charming, Hugh-Grant-guy
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would bend over backwards
for the woman that he loves.
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And I... would think,
"If I could have that,
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that I would be happy."
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And then I met you.
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(inhales deeply)
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And you were better than them.
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You were better than my
wildest dreams. (chuckles)
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Um...
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(clears throat, then sniffs)
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But I'm still not happy, Toby.
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Um, and it's not just about my weight.
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It's...
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it's just...
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I've got to get a handle on myself,
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on the weight and on all of it.
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And I, um...
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God, I-I need that more than
anything right now, and I want it.
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I want it more than anything right now.
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(inhales deeply)
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(clears throat)
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Even more than me?
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♪ ♪
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(sniffs)
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(exhales slowly)
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Well, it sounds like you've
made up your mind, so...
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(crying and sniffling)
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
We're back Monday at 10:00.
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Uh, Olivia, I'm guessing you probably
don't celebrate Thanksgiving, right?
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My mum's American.
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I am definitely not getting
together with relatives I hate
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so we can gorge ourselves on dry bird,
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while pretending that we'd
ever have anything to do
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with each other if we
weren't related by blood.
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Wow. So what are you gonna do then?
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I shall be going to my favorite
dive bar in Sunset Park
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where they'll be playing Rocky II.
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Because they're always playing Rocky II,
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and I shall watch Rocky II
with my favorite
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borderline senile bartender, Benny,
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whilst drinking three to five bourbons.
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Have a good break, Kevin.
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You should celebrate
Thanksgiving with me
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and my family, if you,
you know, if you want.
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Kevin.
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I'm not spending
Thanksgiving in New Jersey
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meeting the walking
slices of Wonder Bread
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responsible for... this.
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Okay, Wonder Bread. Wow, all
right, you are way off, sister.
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My family is, uh, we're like
whatever the most interesting
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kind of bread would be... You
know, we're like multigrain bread.
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Except we're not that healthy.
We're like, uh...
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we would be ciabatta bread.
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That's what we are. Check this out.
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My mother is, uh, married to
my dead dad's best friend.
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I have a twin sister who
is seriously overweight.
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And I have an adopted black brother
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who just recently reconnected with
his biological father who is dying.
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Now, don't you want to
see that up close, huh?
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I mean, come on, you're
the one always saying that
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the more time we spend together
in our personal lives,
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the more it's gonna look like
we're married on stage, right?
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So, there's that.
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Plus Rocky II is not the
best Rocky... movie, is it?
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- So...
- Fine.
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Pick me up at noon tomorrow.
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Just like that... Oh, hey, um, you
know, if we want to beat traffic...
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- Noon.
- We'll do noon.
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♪ ♪
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(alarm beeps, then plays "You
Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon)
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(delighted grunts)
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(moans softly)
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- Wake up, baby.
- Mm?
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- It's turkey day.
- Mm-hmm.
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What, it's too early, babe.
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Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes.
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(both groan)
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Wake up!
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♪ Why am I soft in the middle ♪
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♪ The rest of my life is so hard ♪
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♪ I need a photo opportunity ♪
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♪ I want a shot at redemption ♪
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Wake up, my darlings!
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Hey.
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Thanksgiving prep
starts in nine minutes.
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Kitchen! Let's go!
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♪ Dogs in the moonlight ♪
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♪ Far away ♪
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Hey. Wake up, old man.
It's Thanksgiving.
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Meet me in the kitchen in
eight minutes, come on.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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(groans)
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♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
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♪ I can be your long... ♪
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- Wake up, Kevin!
- Oh! Oh, my God!
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Report to kitchen in
T-minus seven minutes.
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- Come on.
- (Randall humming)
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Yeah, no, it's good because
it's time to get up anyway.
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♪ You can call me Al ♪
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♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I can call you Betty ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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Hey, finally, some help.
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- You're on potato duty.
- Oh, nice.
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What, is that your
potato mashing jacket?
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(chuckles) Uh, sorry I can't help you.
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I got to pick up Olivia.
I need the keys.
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(sighs) It's hanging
up on the wall, man,
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right there.
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So, when do, uh,
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Mom and Miguel get here? Mom and
Miguel get here any minute.
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He's our stepdad, not ISIS.
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- Oh.
- Hey, don't forget you're in charge
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- of picking up the hot dogs.
- I have hot dogs,
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- Kraft singles and the saltines.
- Yeah.
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It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving.
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(in British accent):
Excited to meet your girlfriend.
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Okay, Olivia's not my
girlfriend, okay...
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- Okay.
- ...and you're gonna be cool.
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Randall, look it, eye contact, please.
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- You're gonna be cool, right?
- Oh, baby, I'm as cool
251
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as the other side of the
pillow. You feel me?
252
00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:10,954
Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing.
You're not allowed to talk to her.
253
00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:12,622
Cause she'll want me?
254
00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:14,124
She'll want me so bad.
255
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Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad.
256
00:11:16,345 --> 00:11:17,627
- Jesus.
- Watch it.
257
00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:18,795
Ah.
258
00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:20,480
- See you in a minute.
- All right.
259
00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:23,366
Hey! There's my turkey team.
260
00:11:23,368 --> 00:11:25,085
Little turkey, medium turkey,
261
00:11:25,087 --> 00:11:26,736
you guys go up to the
attic and bring down
262
00:11:26,738 --> 00:11:28,734
the Thanksgiving picnic
blankets, please.
263
00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,040
- Okay.
- On it!
264
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,241
All right.
265
00:11:31,243 --> 00:11:32,625
- Big...
- You call me big turkey...
266
00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:35,261
beautiful, brown eyes.
267
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,563
Mm-hmm, better.
268
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,149
Would you be so kind
as to hook up the VCR
269
00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:40,550
so we can watch the movie later, please?
270
00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,052
Yes, give me a minute.
271
00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:43,425
- Okay.
- VCR?
272
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:45,388
Even I'm too young to use a VCR.
273
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:48,825
Hey, Pearson Thanksgiving is a
whole thing, all right? You'll see.
274
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,343
- All right.
- Hey, William,
275
00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:52,162
- you know your way around a yam?
- Of course.
276
00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:54,264
- Let me at them yams.
- Thank God.
277
00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:55,365
(groans)
278
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:56,800
- (coughs)
- Whoa, whoa.
279
00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:58,068
- You okay?
- William: Oh, I'm fine.
280
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,269
Just dying. (laughs)
281
00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:00,482
- You know what?
- (groans)
282
00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:02,072
- On second thought...
- No, I could do it.
283
00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:03,690
I could... today you
are on relaxation duty.
284
00:12:03,692 --> 00:12:04,924
- Randall, I can get the potatoes.
- It's all good.
285
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,601
We will take care of everything.
286
00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:08,361
- You sure?
- I'm positive. It's all good.
287
00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:10,934
- All right.
- Man, I am pumped.
288
00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:14,350
My mom and biological father
eating at the same table?
289
00:12:14,352 --> 00:12:17,003
How great is this?!
290
00:12:17,726 --> 00:12:19,082
- Beth?
- Huh?
291
00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:20,384
Isn't this great?
292
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,825
- Mm-hmm.
- (doorbell rings)
293
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:25,044
- Okay, let me get that. Be right back.
- Okay.
294
00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:26,258
What's with her?
295
00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:28,098
- I have no idea.
- Huh.
296
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,999
- Hey, guys!
- Hey.
297
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,556
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Oh, Happy Thanksgiving.
298
00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:34,838
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
299
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,406
It already smells so good in here.
300
00:12:36,408 --> 00:12:37,845
- It does.
- Oh, these look so good.
301
00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,553
You want to put these
in the kitchen for us?
302
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,978
- Absolutely. On my way.
- Good.
303
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,384
I know you've been avoiding my calls.
304
00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,619
No, that's silly,
305
00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,321
I've just been busy.
306
00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:54,274
Rebecca, I don't know how things work
307
00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:56,126
in your marriage, okay?
308
00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,631
I don't know.
309
00:12:57,641 --> 00:13:00,180
But in mine, we don't keep secrets.
310
00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:04,617
And for the past three days,
I've had to hold onto a whopper.
311
00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:08,555
You and William have known each
other for Randall's entire life
312
00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,123
and you kept that from him?
313
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,625
I know. I'm gonna tell
him at some point.
314
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,144
No, I need you to tell him today.
315
00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,731
I'm not... I'm not telling him today.
316
00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:18,678
Not on Thanksgiving.
317
00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:20,450
Beth...
318
00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:24,554
- I will do it in my own time.
- You have had enough time.
319
00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:28,191
I need you to find the time to do it
before you leave this house tonight...
320
00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:30,376
- or I will.
- Randall: There she is.
321
00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:32,028
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
322
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:34,881
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving, my love.
323
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,249
(chuckles) Wel... good to see you.
324
00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:37,901
- I'm sorry, I've been cooking.
- No.
325
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,302
Don't want to get anything
on you. I got to go finish.
326
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,754
- Just got to keep going.
- No, no, I'm here to help chop.
327
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:45,041
Randall: I'll take it off.
Thank you very much.
328
00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:46,860
♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
329
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,829
♪ I can be your long lost pal... ♪
330
00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:52,015
How is it already 4:00?
331
00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:54,133
Well, we spent the last two hours
332
00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:55,785
grocery store hopping, searching
333
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:58,171
for the perfect cranberry
sauce... which we found.
334
00:13:58,173 --> 00:14:01,884
- So, obviously worth it.
- This sweater's so itchy.
335
00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:04,777
- Get your elbow out of my face!
- You know what? No talking,
336
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,563
just listen to Graceland.
337
00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:09,115
We've already listened to
Graceland like five times.
338
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,698
Yeah. We get it, Dad.
We can call him Al.
339
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:15,171
- Oh!
- (screams)
340
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,575
Oh!
341
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,927
- Are you okay?
- Everyone okay?
342
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,446
- Yeah.
- Rebecca: Breathe, breathe, breathe.
343
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,897
(Rebecca whooshes)
344
00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:27,500
We're okay.
345
00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:28,868
It's okay.
346
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,687
Newsman: Welcome back to the parade...
347
00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,338
Look at that. Ooh.
348
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,824
51 degrees in New York City.
349
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,377
Rebecca: So, how are things with
the new assistant working out?
350
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,745
Uh, Kelsey?
351
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:39,779
- Yeah.
- Right?
352
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:40,911
Uh, not great.
353
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,183
She's been adding little one-liners
to her e-mail signature.
354
00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:48,154
Monday's was, "If the glass
is half-empty, add tequila."
355
00:14:48,156 --> 00:14:49,355
She sounds fun.
356
00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:52,457
Yeah, she sent that to the
president of Chase Bank.
357
00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:54,944
- Hey, sweetheart, um...
- Hmm?
358
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:58,775
We should find some time
to try and talk today.
359
00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:00,867
- Kevin: Hello, hello.
- That's Kevin and his date.
360
00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:02,602
- Kevin: Girls?
- Let's go say hi. To be continued.
361
00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:04,837
- Annie: Hey, Uncle Kevin.
- Kevin: How are you?
362
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,289
- Good.
- Good to see you, all right.
363
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,440
- Got my keys?
- Yup.
364
00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:08,992
Thank you. Hey, how you doing?
365
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,159
- Mom.
- Hello, sweetheart.
366
00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:12,478
- How are you?
- Happy Thanksgiving.
367
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,163
Kevin: Happy Thanksgiving,
good to see you.
368
00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,765
- It's good to see you.
- Miguel: Hey.
369
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,183
- Miguel.
- Kevin.
370
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,185
- Yep.
- How's, uh, the play going?
371
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:20,820
Having fun at rehearsals?
372
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:22,722
Fun? (chuckles)
373
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,808
No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun.
It's emotionally brutal work.
374
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,404
- But thank you for asking.
- Kevin.
375
00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:29,696
Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia.
376
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:31,598
- Hi... Hello.
- Kevin: Yeah.
377
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,765
- You're pretty.
- Thank you.
378
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,599
You look like Katy Perry.
379
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:39,533
Uh, this is Tess and Annie and
you've met my brother, Randall.
380
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:40,780
The adopted one.
381
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,592
- Yeah.
- (Kevin clears throat)
382
00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:46,129
- Hi, Olivia. I'm Rebecca.
- Hi.
383
00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,072
Randall and Kevin's mother.
Really glad you could
384
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,399
join us for Thanksgiving.
385
00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:50,883
Well, thank you so much for having me.
386
00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:53,978
I mean, I hate Thanksgiving, but still.
387
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:56,539
- You're very welcome.
- Randall: Everyone, uh,
388
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,640
- get our shoes on.
- Good idea.
389
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:01,237
Time to get our hike on.
Hey, uh, Beth, William, let's go.
390
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,046
Well, we don't do the hike, do we?
391
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,431
Oh, absolutely.
Pearson Family tradition.
392
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,834
You're gonna love it. (laughs)
393
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,852
You're gonna love it.
394
00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:13,829
You're not. You're not gon... You're
gonna, you're gonna tolerate it.
395
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,034
What's exciting, The guy
doing the sets won a Tony.
396
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,658
- Rebecca: Really?
- Kevin: Yeah.
397
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,862
- Rebecca: That is so great.
- Right?
398
00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:23,099
What is the, uh,
the name of the play again?
399
00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:24,801
(scoffs)
400
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:26,235
What? Are you serious?
401
00:16:26,237 --> 00:16:27,570
- The Back of an Egg.
- Back of an Egg.
402
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,944
Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times.
403
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,015
I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just, uh...
404
00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,326
Grandma and Grandpa,
Tess found a dead bird.
405
00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,021
Oh, don't touch it. Here, show me where.
406
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,758
- Come see!
- Okay, come show it to me.
407
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:40,317
So, your parents, they don't
mind you skipping Thanksgiving?
408
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,852
- No.
- Really?
409
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,425
My mom used to make very
elaborate Thanksgivings.
410
00:16:46,435 --> 00:16:48,825
She'd even make three kinds of pie.
411
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:52,762
The right kind of pie could save
us from our miserable selves.
412
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,577
Then, inevitably,
Dad's beeper would go off,
413
00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:58,495
and he'd pretend it was the hospital,
414
00:16:58,505 --> 00:17:01,988
even though we all knew he
was banging some nurse.
415
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,090
And Mom would get sad...
416
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:07,084
and drunk and angry.
417
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,930
You know, the funny thing is,
we had all those pies
418
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:14,954
and I don't think we ever
once made it to dessert.
419
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,688
It pissed me off 'cause
I really like pie.
420
00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:20,807
No, no. Relax, relax.
421
00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:22,942
- Have a seat.
- All right.
422
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:24,927
(groans)
423
00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:31,211
You know, I can go get the car.
424
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:34,352
No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me a minute.
425
00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:35,735
Okay.
426
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,955
Hey, what'd you used to
do for Thanksgiving?
427
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,222
Oh, I'd spend it with my sober friends.
428
00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:45,193
- Cats I met in the meetings.
- Mmm.
429
00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:47,158
A lot of 'em are musicians.
430
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:48,767
Most of us didn't have family.
431
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,560
None we were on speaking
terms with, anyway.
432
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,835
So we'd have a big potluck.
433
00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:56,563
Everyone would bring their
instruments, and we'd jam all night.
434
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:58,113
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
435
00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:01,076
Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, you name it.
436
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,717
One of the guys had an old tape player.
437
00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:05,568
He would record us for posterity.
438
00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:10,039
Hmm. I was too sick to
attend last year's, so...
439
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,727
I started a whole new
Thanksgiving tradition.
440
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,373
I'd listen to those tapes,
441
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:18,214
and eat an entire Marie
Callender's "pee-can" pie.
442
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:19,415
(both laughing)
443
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,517
Or "puh-kahn" pie.
444
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:26,963
Oh, man, I wish I would
have packed those tapes.
445
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,075
Oh, well.
446
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:31,828
(sighs)
447
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,464
How long did you say this hike was?
448
00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:37,917
Exactly 3.4 miles.
449
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,405
Rebecca: Jack, it's gonna get dark soon.
450
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,057
What do we do now?
451
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:48,277
(exhales)
452
00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,083
Now we walk.
453
00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:53,883
- Kate: What?
- Guys.
454
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,106
Come on. It'll be like
a fun little hike.
455
00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:57,443
Mom.
456
00:18:57,751 --> 00:18:59,240
(groaning)
457
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,387
Hey, Randall.
458
00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,347
They're finally letting us on the plane,
459
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,858
four hours later.
460
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,327
Um, so I'm gonna miss the movie.
461
00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:14,879
But I should make it in time for dinner.
462
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,998
It's just gonna be me.
463
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,767
I'll explain later.
464
00:19:18,769 --> 00:19:20,391
Okay, bye.
465
00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:36,734
Don't worry, I bought both these seats.
466
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:39,571
(slight laugh)
467
00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:42,757
Here's your seat belt extender.
468
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:44,843
- Let's get you strapped in.
- Oh, I-I got it.
469
00:19:44,845 --> 00:19:46,745
- Thank you.
- You welcome.
470
00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,677
Pilot: Hi, folks,
this your captain speaking.
471
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,348
We've got a bit of a wait ahead of us,
472
00:19:57,358 --> 00:19:59,976
as we are 12th in line for takeoff.
473
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,477
Rebecca: How are we not there yet?
474
00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:05,118
I feel like we've been walking for days.
475
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,788
Kevin: What was that sound?
476
00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:09,784
Oh, that's probably just
an animal in the woods.
477
00:20:09,786 --> 00:20:11,352
- What?
- Seriously?
478
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:12,754
There are animals in the woods?
479
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:14,739
Rebecca: Okay, okay,
guys, I have an idea.
480
00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:18,136
Why don't we play a game?
481
00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:20,678
- Called The Thanksgiving Game?
- Jack: Great idea.
482
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,315
Everyone is going to tell us
483
00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:27,101
what their Thanksgiving is gonna
be like when they grow up.
484
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,598
- Kev, you start.
- Easy.
485
00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:30,305
I'm gonna be a quarterback
for the Steelers.
486
00:20:30,307 --> 00:20:32,073
I'll play a big game on Thanksgiving,
487
00:20:32,075 --> 00:20:33,815
then go home and eat an entire turkey.
488
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,376
All right, you've given
that some real thought.
489
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,111
Rebecca: Randall, what about you,
bud, what are you gonna do?
490
00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,163
I'm not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving.
491
00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:40,331
Why not?
492
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,845
When you're a grown up,
493
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,977
you don't have to do stuff you hate.
494
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,004
Kevin: I didn't know no
Thanksgiving was an option.
495
00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:48,369
- I'm not doing it either.
- Me, neither.
496
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,309
- I hate Thanksgiving.
- You guys, come on.
497
00:20:51,311 --> 00:20:54,295
Grandma and Grandpa aren't that bad.
498
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,351
- What?
- It's not just them.
499
00:20:57,483 --> 00:20:58,900
It's you.
500
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,738
You're always mean when
we're at their house and...
501
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,673
you always have this weird...
502
00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:07,158
- and high voice.
- Jack: Okay.
503
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,277
Okay. Don't listen to 'em.
504
00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:10,778
Kids are delusional from the cold.
505
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,996
- Keep walking.
- Randall: The cold?
506
00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:13,905
Zip it, you.
507
00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:17,569
Come on, don't listen to 'em.
508
00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,287
Come on.
509
00:21:20,075 --> 00:21:21,519
(door opens)
510
00:21:21,529 --> 00:21:24,434
Okay, everybody get cider,
movie starts in ten.
511
00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:26,945
Okay. Jackets off, girls.
512
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:34,160
Hey, um, I'm gonna run to
William's apartment real quick.
513
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,005
What
514
00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,939
No, I know, I know. But I'll
be back before the movie's over.
515
00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:39,274
- You got to keep an eye on the turkey.
- No. I mean, why are you...?
516
00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:41,845
Look, he's... he's got these
tapes of him and his friends
517
00:21:41,855 --> 00:21:43,427
playing music, and listening to them
518
00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:45,483
is kind of his Thanksgiving thing.
519
00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:47,285
You're gonna drive two hours
520
00:21:47,295 --> 00:21:48,733
- to go pick up some tapes?
- I think...
521
00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:52,620
That's a little extreme. this may
be his last Thanksgiving, Beth.
522
00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:56,489
Yeah, so that's why you need
to get your ass on the road.
523
00:21:56,499 --> 00:21:58,903
- Hurry up.
- Thank you.
524
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,313
- Daddy, is it time to start the movie?
- Yep. You guys
525
00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:04,616
watch it without me. Uh,
Daddy's got to run a quick errand.
526
00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:07,245
Oh, but you, uh,
you love Police Academy III.
527
00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:10,047
I know. That Steve Guttenberg
gets me every time.
528
00:22:10,057 --> 00:22:12,589
Why don't I come with you
and keep you company?
529
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,093
And miss the movie? That's your
favorite Thanksgiving tradition.
530
00:22:15,095 --> 00:22:18,096
No, ma'am. I'll be fine.
Oh, um, Kate got a new flight.
531
00:22:18,098 --> 00:22:19,914
She'll be here just in time for dinner.
532
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:22,951
She's not bringing the boyfriend.
Sounds like drama.
533
00:22:22,953 --> 00:22:25,197
Don't know what happened.
All right. Bye. See you.
534
00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:26,788
I'll see you soon, William.
535
00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:28,140
(door opens)
536
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,091
- Rebecca: I will go get you some cider.
- (door closes)
537
00:22:30,093 --> 00:22:31,526
Miguel: Thank you, honey.
538
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,095
Hey.
539
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,162
Hey.
540
00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,200
So, I, uh...
541
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,102
I know that you and Thanksgiving
542
00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:42,920
have a... somewhat of a spotty past,
543
00:22:42,922 --> 00:22:45,640
but, um... I wanted you to know
544
00:22:45,642 --> 00:22:48,609
that no matter what happens this year,
545
00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:51,012
you're gonna make it to the pie.
546
00:22:51,014 --> 00:22:53,114
(Police Academy music playing)
547
00:22:57,259 --> 00:22:59,087
- Miguel: Hey, Kevin.
- Yeah...
548
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,555
Hey.
549
00:23:00,557 --> 00:23:01,956
Uh...
550
00:23:02,284 --> 00:23:04,409
I was just kind of wondering if...
551
00:23:04,411 --> 00:23:07,315
maybe this year, I could wear the hat?
552
00:23:08,698 --> 00:23:11,283
- Oh, you want to wear the hat?
- Yeah, I do.
553
00:23:11,293 --> 00:23:13,101
Every year we do your
family's traditions,
554
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,982
which is fine. I-I enjoy them.
555
00:23:14,992 --> 00:23:17,555
But I think it would
be nice if just once
556
00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:20,802
I got to wear the hat
for Tess and Annie.
557
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,893
Well, uh, gee.
558
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,263
(grunts) Miguel,
that's not gonna happen.
559
00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:27,914
See, my... my dad wore the hat.
560
00:23:28,329 --> 00:23:30,887
And now Randall and I wear
the hat. We take turns
561
00:23:30,897 --> 00:23:32,286
wearing the hat. This year it's my turn
562
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:34,301
to wear the hat. So... you know,
563
00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:35,477
no dice.
564
00:23:35,487 --> 00:23:36,708
Okay.
565
00:23:40,738 --> 00:23:43,014
Can you believe that guy? Wants
to wear the hat. I wear the hat
566
00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:45,945
and Randall wears the hat.
That's how we do it.
567
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:48,352
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
568
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,251
Can't do what?
569
00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:57,223
I can't be who you want me to be.
570
00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:59,262
- I should... I should go.
- (door closes)
571
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:03,183
- What? Hold on. Wait a minute.
- Please, don't try to stop me.
572
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:06,893
And please stop trying to see
something in me that isn't there.
573
00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:10,028
Olivia...
574
00:24:14,526 --> 00:24:16,792
- Hey, I see something.
- What?
575
00:24:16,794 --> 00:24:18,110
Jack: There it is.
576
00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:19,144
- Randall: Oh, yes!
- Kevin: Oh, yeah!
577
00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:20,412
- Come on.
- Thank you!
578
00:24:20,414 --> 00:24:21,780
Are they gonna get us
a tow truck in there?
579
00:24:21,782 --> 00:24:24,299
Yes, baby, because it's
a Thanksgiving miracle!
580
00:24:24,301 --> 00:24:25,776
- Rebecca: Come on.
- Kate: Yay!
581
00:24:25,786 --> 00:24:27,168
Jack: Come on.
582
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,288
Yeah. I can't get you
a tow truck tonight.
583
00:24:31,441 --> 00:24:32,848
Why not?
584
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:37,589
Because it's Thanksgiving.
Everything's closed.
585
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:39,230
If I were you, I'd just
call someone to pick you up
586
00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:41,282
and deal with the car in the morning.
587
00:24:41,777 --> 00:24:44,069
Okay. Why don't you get
the kids some snacks
588
00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:46,855
to tide them over,
and I will go call my parents.
589
00:24:47,991 --> 00:24:51,039
Jack: Go sit in the booth.
Come on. Sit down.
590
00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:54,612
(exhales)
591
00:24:58,227 --> 00:25:01,527
- Could we get... those hot dogs to go?
- (phone rings)
592
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,008
Hi, Mom. It's me.
593
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,793
Yeah, I know what time it is.
I'm sorry. We had a tire blow out.
594
00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:13,782
Yeah. Everybody's okay.
We're fine. We're okay.
595
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,903
I didn't call you sooner because
I couldn't call you sooner.
596
00:25:16,913 --> 00:25:18,859
That's why I'm calling you now.
597
00:25:18,869 --> 00:25:21,089
I know how hard you work
to prepare dinner, Mom.
598
00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,675
Do you really think that we
wanted to drive through a fence?
599
00:25:23,677 --> 00:25:26,444
Can you just have Dad come and...
600
00:25:26,446 --> 00:25:27,762
(sighs)
601
00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:32,083
No.
602
00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,135
No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna
603
00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:36,204
subject my kids to that this year.
604
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:37,605
So...
605
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,208
we're not coming.
606
00:25:40,795 --> 00:25:42,870
We're not coming anymore.
607
00:25:43,522 --> 00:25:45,079
Sorry.
608
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,176
- Hmm.
- Okay.
609
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:51,102
So, what's the new plan?
610
00:25:51,104 --> 00:25:52,337
(sighs)
611
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,532
Uh, I guess we're having Thanksgiving
612
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:00,261
at the Pinewood Lodge. Pinewood Lodge.
613
00:26:00,263 --> 00:26:02,397
I love it. I love it.
614
00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:04,983
I love it.
615
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,836
I can't believe I just did that.
616
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,339
- I really did that.
- We'll worry about it later. You did.
617
00:26:10,349 --> 00:26:12,373
Jack: Let's get the kids.
618
00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:19,119
I just came out for some air.
619
00:26:19,339 --> 00:26:21,234
I'm waiting for my Uber.
620
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,536
I don't know what that is.
621
00:26:34,165 --> 00:26:36,218
How does it feel to be dying?
622
00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:48,309
It feels...
623
00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:54,007
like all these beautiful pieces of
life are flying around me and...
624
00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:56,534
I'm trying to catch them.
625
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,039
When my granddaughter
falls asleep in my lap,
626
00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:05,685
I try to catch the feeling
of her breathing against me.
627
00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:08,361
And when I make my son laugh,
628
00:27:08,537 --> 00:27:11,950
I try to catch the
sound of him laughing.
629
00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:14,385
How it rolls up from his chest.
630
00:27:18,121 --> 00:27:22,660
But the pieces are moving faster now,
and I can't catch them all.
631
00:27:23,161 --> 00:27:26,061
I can feel them slipping
through my fingertips.
632
00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:30,041
And soon where there used to
be my granddaughter breathing
633
00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:33,540
and my son laughing, there will be...
634
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,156
nothing.
635
00:27:39,015 --> 00:27:40,363
(quietly): Oh.
636
00:27:41,271 --> 00:27:44,657
I know it feels like you have
all the time in the world.
637
00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:47,068
But you don't.
638
00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:49,779
So, stop playing it so cool.
639
00:27:50,052 --> 00:27:52,386
Catch the moments of your life.
640
00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:55,806
Catch them while you're young and quick.
641
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,642
Because sooner than you
know it, you'll be old.
642
00:27:59,351 --> 00:28:01,044
And slow.
643
00:28:01,486 --> 00:28:04,147
And there'll be no
more of them to catch.
644
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:10,754
And when a nice boy who
adores you offers you pie,
645
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,352
say thank you.
646
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:17,127
♪ ♪
647
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:19,830
(wind whistling)
648
00:28:21,684 --> 00:28:23,700
(pops top)
649
00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,487
Thank you for the pie.
650
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,562
(chuckling)
651
00:28:53,706 --> 00:28:55,248
Such a good movie.
652
00:28:55,492 --> 00:28:57,584
By far the best Police Academy.
653
00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:59,653
(tires screeching on TV)
654
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,205
(woman shrieks on TV)
655
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,061
Woman on TV: Go get it!
656
00:29:12,702 --> 00:29:14,071
Hi.
657
00:29:14,803 --> 00:29:16,353
The name's Pilgrim Rick.
658
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,322
I take it you come in search of lodging.
659
00:29:20,674 --> 00:29:23,093
You're doing a bit.
You're doing a bit...
660
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,711
Uh, yeah.
661
00:29:24,713 --> 00:29:26,947
We're... we're in search of lodging.
662
00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:28,899
I needed a warm bed, too,
663
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:32,102
when I finally made my
way off the Mayflower.
664
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,755
Do you know about the
Mayflower, little kiddies?
665
00:29:34,757 --> 00:29:37,557
Rebecca: Uh, yep. They do know all about
666
00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:39,317
- the Mayflower.
- Uh, we'll just... we'll take
667
00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:40,911
your finest room, Rick.
668
00:29:43,358 --> 00:29:44,681
Pilgrim Rick.
669
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,169
(crickets chirping, owl hooting)
670
00:29:51,038 --> 00:29:52,672
Be careful.
671
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,152
Oh.
672
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:58,135
(children groaning)
673
00:29:58,145 --> 00:30:00,630
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
674
00:30:01,328 --> 00:30:02,482
Is that real?
675
00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:04,468
No, of course not.
676
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,470
Why is it so hot in here?
677
00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:10,474
Because the furnace is on high.
678
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,256
The furnace is stuck on high, Jack.
679
00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:17,464
Mom, can we take off our
dress clothes, please?
680
00:30:17,466 --> 00:30:19,977
Yes, yes, everybody can strip down.
681
00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,335
- Yes.
- Hey, who, uh...
682
00:30:22,743 --> 00:30:25,705
who wants one of the most delicious
683
00:30:26,529 --> 00:30:29,025
gas station hot dogs
684
00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:32,006
in the whole wide
Connecticut woods, huh?
685
00:30:34,610 --> 00:30:36,349
That's cold. Can't eat those.
686
00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:40,088
Or how 'bout instead some, uh,
Kraft Singles? Saltines? Yeah?
687
00:30:40,098 --> 00:30:43,698
Is this really what we're gonna
have for Thanksgiving dinner?
688
00:30:44,756 --> 00:30:46,497
This TV has zero channels.
689
00:30:46,507 --> 00:30:49,057
I should have had my dad come to get us.
690
00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:53,033
Hey, you know what?
Um, get the kids settled.
691
00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:56,241
I'm gonna talk to Pilgrim Rick,
uh, about, uh...
692
00:30:56,347 --> 00:30:59,393
about the furnace.
I'll... I'll be right back.
693
00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:02,350
Guys, really, I can't interest
you in cheese and crackers?
694
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,244
Children: No.
695
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,638
(chuckling)
696
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,124
(humming softly)
697
00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:24,281
Hey.
698
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,758
There we go.
699
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,985
(humming)
700
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,805
(screaming)
701
00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:58,164
(screaming continues)
702
00:32:02,103 --> 00:32:03,636
(screaming)
703
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,932
(anxious chatter)
704
00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:14,035
(intercom dings) Pilot:
Sorry about that folks.
705
00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,499
Just some very fast moving cold front.
706
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,534
Nothing to worry about. But please,
707
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,954
remain in your seats with
your seatbelts fastened.
708
00:32:21,956 --> 00:32:23,637
(chuckles) Sorry,
709
00:32:23,751 --> 00:32:26,275
I thought I was gonna die.
710
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,095
(exhales) Me, too.
711
00:32:34,004 --> 00:32:37,236
I almost died married to a man
who's obviously cheating on me.
712
00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:39,555
My kids are out of the house now.
713
00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:42,458
I have no reason to
stay with him anymore.
714
00:32:45,222 --> 00:32:47,263
I'm gonna get a divorce.
715
00:32:48,754 --> 00:32:50,578
Life's too short.
716
00:32:57,953 --> 00:32:59,842
(knocking)
717
00:33:00,463 --> 00:33:01,749
Oh, that must be your dad.
718
00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:03,896
Kate: Dad has a key.
719
00:33:04,022 --> 00:33:05,511
Uh,
720
00:33:05,698 --> 00:33:07,896
- who is it?
- It's Pilgrim Rick!
721
00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:09,200
Um,
722
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,701
Pilgrim Rick, we're...
723
00:33:10,703 --> 00:33:12,709
- We're okay, actually.
- I'm here to fix the furnace!
724
00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:14,242
Yeah, we're fine, Pilgrim Rick.
725
00:33:14,252 --> 00:33:16,090
- I'm coming in!
- (doorknob rattling)
726
00:33:16,092 --> 00:33:17,591
(gasping)
727
00:33:17,593 --> 00:33:18,709
Jack!
728
00:33:18,719 --> 00:33:21,478
(laughing)
729
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,900
There's no Jack here, it's Pilgrim Rick.
730
00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:24,844
(Kate laughing)
731
00:33:24,854 --> 00:33:26,483
Do you kiddies know about the Mayflower?
732
00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,919
- (laughing)
- Huh? Huh?
733
00:33:28,929 --> 00:33:31,792
What if I told you a
little Thanksgiving story?
734
00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:33,724
How about a kiss for an old Pilgrim?
735
00:33:33,726 --> 00:33:34,975
- No... (shrieking)
- No, no,
736
00:33:34,977 --> 00:33:36,327
no, no, no, mmm...
737
00:33:36,329 --> 00:33:37,962
Mwah!
738
00:33:37,964 --> 00:33:39,500
(all laughing)
739
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:42,152
Tonight, on the itinerary...
740
00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:44,435
of the Pinewood Lodge,
741
00:33:44,437 --> 00:33:46,503
a movie...
742
00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:49,728
and an indoor picnic.
743
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,442
Kate: Yes!
744
00:33:52,085 --> 00:33:53,911
- Ooh.
- (laughing)
745
00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:55,296
Get the pillows!
746
00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,075
I found it in the office.
747
00:33:57,085 --> 00:33:58,417
- Police Academy III?
- Yeah.
748
00:33:58,419 --> 00:33:59,836
You sure that's appropriate?
749
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,120
Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks.
750
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,138
- (gasps)
- So...
751
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,124
- Police Academy III, guys! Yeah.
- So,
752
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,322
we are going to...
753
00:34:07,332 --> 00:34:10,784
skewer our hotdogs
754
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,149
and then...
755
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,967
we're gonna roast 'em...
756
00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:20,556
on an open furnace flame.
757
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,042
And then once they get
all toasty and warm,
758
00:34:23,044 --> 00:34:24,877
we're gonna wrap it in cheese
759
00:34:24,879 --> 00:34:27,780
and then roll it in crushed up crackers.
760
00:34:27,782 --> 00:34:29,982
Thanksgiving cheese dogs.
761
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,918
- Cool.
- Get a stick, come on.
762
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,753
- All right, go.
- Yes!
763
00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:36,122
- I want a stick.
- Here you go, Pilgrim Rick.
764
00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:37,874
(chuckling) Thanks, buddy.
765
00:34:43,944 --> 00:34:45,615
Okay, who's up first?
766
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:46,931
Me.
767
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,138
And that's the kind
of dog you guys want?
768
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:54,574
Oh, come on, guys.
769
00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:56,392
Somebody call for Pilgrim Rick?
770
00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,494
I'm sorry I'm late but,
uh, I had to make
771
00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,451
a little pit stop at the Mayflower.
Turns out Pilgrim Rick is
772
00:35:00,461 --> 00:35:02,531
lactose intolerant. Well, anyway,
773
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,833
I'm here now and I'm looking for
774
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,734
a couple of young little pilgrims...
775
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:09,932
to... help me out with the, uh...
776
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:16,909
uh, well the truth is, I am...
I'm actually not Pilgrim Rick.
777
00:35:16,919 --> 00:35:19,548
I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really.
778
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,200
Um...
779
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,518
probably hard for you to tell, though.
780
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,505
My acting has become so stellar,
all this stage acting.
781
00:35:26,507 --> 00:35:30,119
Um, don't be sad though,
the-the real Pilgrim Rick is...
782
00:35:30,534 --> 00:35:32,551
Is right behind you.
783
00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,359
Come on.
784
00:35:36,369 --> 00:35:37,867
Uh, are you sure?
785
00:35:40,421 --> 00:35:41,404
Have fun.
786
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,339
- Pilgrim Rick!
- Yay!
787
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,424
It's me, Pilgrim Rick!
788
00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:48,705
- (door opens)
- You kiddies know about the Mayflower?
789
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:51,809
Let Pilgrim Rick tell you
a Thanksgiving story.
790
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:53,424
In 1620...
791
00:35:53,434 --> 00:35:54,600
Find what you needed?
792
00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,419
- Yeah.
- All right.
793
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,387
Good. Uh, where's Kate?
794
00:36:00,318 --> 00:36:02,308
She, uh...
795
00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:05,077
texted, she'll... She'll be here soon.
796
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,579
Okay.
797
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,230
Everybody's starving,
you want to get started?
798
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,625
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
799
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,550
Hey, Pilgrim Rick. Can you
lead us into the dining room?
800
00:36:11,552 --> 00:36:14,103
- It's time for dinner.
- Miguel: Absolutely.
801
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,838
Everybody, let's go put on a feast.
802
00:36:15,848 --> 00:36:17,556
(Beth laughing)
803
00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:26,961
What else can I help with?
804
00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:29,083
(speaks quietly) Okay.
805
00:36:31,209 --> 00:36:32,548
All right.
806
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,673
♪ Hello, hello again ♪
807
00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:37,959
♪ Just another old friend ♪
808
00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:39,844
♪ Callin' out ♪
809
00:36:39,846 --> 00:36:42,780
♪ 'Cause goin' south is
out of the question ♪
810
00:36:42,782 --> 00:36:45,433
♪ The bottle in the back seat ♪
811
00:36:45,435 --> 00:36:48,519
♪ Can anybody hear me? ♪
812
00:36:48,521 --> 00:36:49,704
♪ Heart is drummin' ♪
813
00:36:49,706 --> 00:36:50,988
♪ Life keeps comin' ♪
814
00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:54,534
♪ Like one, two, three ♪
815
00:36:54,544 --> 00:36:56,461
Shall we start with the yarn?
816
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:58,279
Here, you do the honors.
817
00:36:58,281 --> 00:36:59,397
Thank you.
818
00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:03,317
(theme music playing)
819
00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:05,521
This is probably the
greatest movie ever made.
820
00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:08,697
- Yeah?
- This sweater's so itchy.
821
00:37:08,707 --> 00:37:11,209
Here, let me have it.
822
00:37:14,647 --> 00:37:16,314
I have, uh...
823
00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,781
I have an idea for one more
Thanksgiving tradition
824
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,202
before we go to bed. Come here.
825
00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:22,570
What is it?
826
00:37:22,572 --> 00:37:24,338
So we're all gonna go around
827
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,876
and say what we're thankful for.
828
00:37:25,886 --> 00:37:28,159
And then whoever's turn it is,
829
00:37:28,161 --> 00:37:30,111
is going to pull on this yarn
830
00:37:30,113 --> 00:37:32,513
and then throw it to the next person.
831
00:37:32,523 --> 00:37:34,899
(laughing)
832
00:37:34,901 --> 00:37:36,517
Okay.
833
00:37:36,775 --> 00:37:39,172
I am thankful...
834
00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:40,775
for my family.
835
00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:45,860
I'm thankful that we're all safe.
836
00:37:45,862 --> 00:37:47,587
And...
837
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:50,064
there's no one in the world
838
00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:52,430
I'd rather be too hot
839
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,951
or too cold with.
840
00:37:59,108 --> 00:38:01,659
I am thankful for my family.
841
00:38:02,461 --> 00:38:05,129
I am thankful that everyone's safe.
842
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:09,625
And there is no one in the whole world
843
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,702
I'd rather be too hot
844
00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:13,654
or too cold with.
845
00:38:14,398 --> 00:38:16,446
Grandma always says the same thing.
846
00:38:16,534 --> 00:38:17,652
(chuckling)
847
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,810
Yeah, she does, doesn't she?
848
00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:31,780
Is everything all right, baby?
849
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,060
Um... you girls should
go upstairs and play
850
00:38:37,070 --> 00:38:38,446
in Tess's room for a little while.
851
00:38:38,448 --> 00:38:40,214
- But...
- Come on.
852
00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,868
Why is there a photo of me
853
00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:00,835
and a letter that you sent
to William's apartment?
854
00:39:12,215 --> 00:39:14,198
(exhales slowly)
855
00:39:15,668 --> 00:39:16,801
- Randall...
- No, you know what?
856
00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:20,288
Don't... don't speak.
Please, don't just... um...
857
00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:21,689
I went to William's apartment
858
00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:24,058
to get his old Thanksgiving tapes.
859
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,009
I was about to go and
I saw this envelope.
860
00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:29,692
I said,
861
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,700
I know that handwriting.
862
00:39:32,702 --> 00:39:35,136
That's my mother's handwriting,
but how-how could that be?
863
00:39:35,138 --> 00:39:36,921
That... it doesn't make sense, right?
864
00:39:36,923 --> 00:39:39,422
- (paper rustling)
- So...
865
00:39:40,743 --> 00:39:42,143
I, uh...
866
00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,679
"Dear William,
867
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:47,481
I'm sorry I had to
leave in such a hurry.
868
00:39:48,061 --> 00:39:51,073
But it was wonderful to
see you looking so well
869
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:54,355
after all these years."
870
00:39:57,293 --> 00:40:00,567
- After all these years.
- (sighs)
871
00:40:04,491 --> 00:40:06,050
Randall, you have to understand...
872
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,557
Understand what?
That you knew my father?
873
00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:17,028
That you kept him from
me my entire life?
874
00:40:19,098 --> 00:40:21,585
- Everything that I...
- Just stop... Just stop!
875
00:40:21,595 --> 00:40:23,934
Please, stop.
876
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:29,150
I can't... I can't even look at you.
877
00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:32,293
(sniffles)
878
00:40:32,689 --> 00:40:36,877
And all the times I asked
you about my family.
879
00:40:36,887 --> 00:40:39,637
And if I hadn't found
him on my own, I'd....
880
00:40:43,382 --> 00:40:45,239
- I got to go.
- Beth: Wait.
881
00:40:45,241 --> 00:40:46,726
(sniffles)
882
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:49,710
Just wait a second, honey.
883
00:40:49,712 --> 00:40:51,315
- Please, babe.
- I just gotta get some time alone.
884
00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:53,230
- Excuse me.
- Hey...
885
00:40:53,232 --> 00:40:56,033
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late.
886
00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,235
I have an announcement.
887
00:40:58,470 --> 00:41:01,492
I've decided to have
gastric bypass surgery.
888
00:41:07,028 --> 00:41:08,963
Your family is amazing.
889
00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:15,553
Randall: Mom?
890
00:41:15,988 --> 00:41:17,972
Yeah, baby.
891
00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:20,341
I changed my mind.
892
00:41:20,343 --> 00:41:23,444
I want to have Thanksgiving
when I grow up.
893
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,528
You do?
894
00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:25,898
Yeah.
895
00:41:27,216 --> 00:41:29,300
I know how I want it to be.
896
00:41:29,669 --> 00:41:30,832
How?
897
00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:33,154
Like tonight.
898
00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:35,289
I want every Thanksgiving
899
00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:38,665
to be like this for the rest of my life.
900
00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:43,464
Mm.
901
00:41:43,832 --> 00:41:48,246
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