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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:54,919 Morning. 3 00:01:54,987 --> 00:01:56,147 Morning, baby. 4 00:01:56,221 --> 00:01:57,245 Coffee. 5 00:01:57,322 --> 00:01:58,812 Oh, gimme a sip. 6 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:07,025 - Hey, that's good. - Good. 7 00:02:07,099 --> 00:02:08,828 Hey, hey, hey... 8 00:02:10,168 --> 00:02:11,829 - I love you. - I love you, too. 9 00:02:11,903 --> 00:02:13,336 You better hurry or you're gonna be late. 10 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:14,633 Okay. 11 00:02:18,043 --> 00:02:19,738 Jesus. 12 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:21,642 That was fuckin' awesome. 13 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:23,340 It's like I couldn't hold it. 14 00:02:23,415 --> 00:02:24,040 I mean... 15 00:02:24,116 --> 00:02:26,516 it was was gonna come out no matter what. 16 00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:27,609 Fuck. 17 00:02:27,686 --> 00:02:29,654 Damn, I'm good. 18 00:02:29,721 --> 00:02:31,746 Uh huh, you know you're good, don't you? 19 00:02:31,823 --> 00:02:35,315 Well, when you like doin' somethin' you just wind up gettin' good at it. 20 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:36,986 I can't help that I'm a hot fuck. 21 00:02:37,062 --> 00:02:38,654 Get off of me. 22 00:02:40,432 --> 00:02:42,195 God, what time is it? 23 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:45,168 7:30 am? 24 00:02:45,237 --> 00:02:47,762 I didn't think 7:30 in the morning existed. 25 00:02:47,839 --> 00:02:50,569 I thought it was like a myth or something. 26 00:02:52,644 --> 00:02:54,771 I'd really love to see you again. 27 00:02:56,448 --> 00:03:01,750 Well... I gots to get dressed. 28 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:04,015 And I gots to go. 29 00:03:04,089 --> 00:03:05,954 What? 30 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:08,219 I got somewhere I gotta be. 31 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:10,158 An early meeting? 32 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:12,128 Yeah. That'll do. 33 00:03:12,197 --> 00:03:14,529 Well, you're gonna call me, right? 34 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:16,590 Why? 35 00:03:16,668 --> 00:03:19,159 If you wanted to-- You know-- 36 00:03:19,237 --> 00:03:21,569 If I wanna see you later, I'll find you online. 37 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,904 You'll be there. 38 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,602 Do you even remember my name? 39 00:03:25,677 --> 00:03:26,871 Of course I do. 40 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,641 It was HOTTWINKBOTTOM, right? 41 00:03:29,715 --> 00:03:33,549 No, not on the computer. I mean my real name. 42 00:03:33,618 --> 00:03:35,745 My real name is Morgan. 43 00:03:35,821 --> 00:03:37,914 Oh. Okay. 44 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:41,057 Later. 45 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:04,347 Honey, can you get the newspaper?. 46 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:06,145 It's next to your briefcase, babe. 47 00:04:06,218 --> 00:04:07,879 Thanks, 48 00:04:10,956 --> 00:04:12,719 What are you doing today? 49 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:15,624 "The View," and then Charlie's coming over, 50 00:04:15,694 --> 00:04:18,094 and then I'm gonna hang out with Gordy for a little bit, 51 00:04:18,163 --> 00:04:20,495 then "Judge Judy." Should I go on? 52 00:04:20,565 --> 00:04:22,396 Such a busy man. 53 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:24,196 I'll be needing some more of those pens 54 00:04:24,269 --> 00:04:26,635 if you don't mind swinging by OfficeMax. 55 00:04:26,705 --> 00:04:28,764 I've used up the last of those. 56 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,308 Not like the ones at the office-- 57 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,970 I know, I know. Not ballpoint, but flair tips. 58 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:36,206 And black not blue. 59 00:04:36,815 --> 00:04:39,375 Yes. And can you do that during your Judge Judy? 60 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:41,419 Ha, ha. Very funny. 61 00:04:41,486 --> 00:04:44,114 No, I can't. I'll do that during Dr. Phil. 62 00:04:44,189 --> 00:04:48,023 Thanks. I'll see you at noon. 63 00:04:48,093 --> 00:04:49,560 Okay. 64 00:04:52,998 --> 00:04:54,522 Ben... 65 00:04:54,599 --> 00:04:57,067 Can you look at me for a second? 66 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,504 Have a good day. 67 00:05:02,574 --> 00:05:05,065 I left some money for you on the kitchen counter 68 00:05:05,143 --> 00:05:07,634 in case you need anything. 69 00:05:07,712 --> 00:05:10,078 If you need anything else, just call me on my cell. 70 00:05:10,148 --> 00:05:11,547 Okay. 71 00:05:12,317 --> 00:05:13,875 I love you. 72 00:05:18,523 --> 00:05:20,218 I love you, too. 73 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,540 Disgusting. 74 00:06:04,569 --> 00:06:06,560 Let me in! Let me in! 75 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:10,474 - Hey, girl. - Hey, ho. 76 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:14,235 Kiss, kiss. 77 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:16,443 You mind if I check on my email? 78 00:06:16,514 --> 00:06:17,674 My computer sucks ass. 79 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:19,011 Yeah, sure, c'mon. 80 00:06:19,084 --> 00:06:20,915 - Where's daddy? - He's at work. 81 00:06:20,986 --> 00:06:22,954 Where she belongs, right? 82 00:06:23,021 --> 00:06:24,648 - Oh, hey, guess what! - What? 83 00:06:24,723 --> 00:06:25,849 I got that new laptop. 84 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:27,858 Oh, bitch, you're shitting me. Is it the one you wanted? 85 00:06:27,926 --> 00:06:29,621 - Of course. - Whore. How much did it cost? 86 00:06:29,694 --> 00:06:32,458 Four fucks, three blowjobs, two rimjobs, and... 87 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,521 A partridge in a pear tree. 88 00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:35,998 I get your old one, don't I? 89 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,227 Oh, fuck you. 90 00:06:37,302 --> 00:06:39,463 You know I got way too much porn on that. 91 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:41,129 Exactly! 92 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:43,037 Alright, look, you can use it this time but I want you 93 00:06:43,108 --> 00:06:44,905 to wipe off the keyboard - 'cause I don't want to hear 94 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:46,637 the keys crunch again when I press them. 95 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:48,110 No worries, trash. 96 00:06:48,179 --> 00:06:50,238 I have my one-handed typing system down like a pro. 97 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:51,680 The sticky one never touches. 98 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,378 Rosario, get that, would you? Thank you. 99 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:03,090 Hey! 100 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,457 Here you go. 101 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:07,430 Oh, thanks. Which ones are these? 102 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:09,729 "Lords of Acid" and "The Two Sarahs." 103 00:07:11,369 --> 00:07:13,303 Ben, come here! 104 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:15,430 - Who's that? - That's Charlie. 105 00:07:15,507 --> 00:07:17,338 Do you know Charlie? 106 00:07:17,409 --> 00:07:19,240 I don't think so. 107 00:07:19,577 --> 00:07:21,169 Come here. 108 00:07:25,016 --> 00:07:27,075 Oh, my God. Guess what. 109 00:07:27,152 --> 00:07:29,518 Ho, Gordy. Gordy, Ho. 110 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:31,521 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Charlie. 111 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:35,217 You know, you look familiar. Have we met before? 112 00:07:35,293 --> 00:07:36,988 I don't think so. 113 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:39,189 Mutual friend or something. 114 00:07:39,264 --> 00:07:41,232 Anyway, check this out. 115 00:07:41,299 --> 00:07:42,766 "Are You Invited? 116 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:46,031 Private sex party tonight. 10 PM till ?... 117 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:48,004 Above average, hot guys only. 118 00:07:48,073 --> 00:07:49,904 Height and weight proportionate only. 119 00:07:49,975 --> 00:07:53,240 Address will be sent via email at 9:30 PM. 120 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:54,710 PNP-friendly. 121 00:07:54,779 --> 00:07:56,542 Ten dollar donation at the door." 122 00:07:56,614 --> 00:07:57,706 Wanna go? 123 00:07:57,782 --> 00:07:59,545 - You going? - Hell, yeah! 124 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,312 You know, I think I've been to one of their parties before. 125 00:08:01,386 --> 00:08:02,978 Total booty buffet! 126 00:08:03,054 --> 00:08:04,385 And what about you-know-who? 127 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:07,016 Helen? Excuse me! 128 00:08:07,092 --> 00:08:08,821 Do you know my life? 129 00:08:08,893 --> 00:08:11,794 My deep and intense conversations and negotiations 130 00:08:11,863 --> 00:08:15,731 that the two of us have had in the strictest of confidence? 131 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,633 Are you in my shoes? Do you have my morals? 132 00:08:18,703 --> 00:08:20,295 Or lack thereof. 133 00:08:20,372 --> 00:08:21,862 Precisely. You don't know. 134 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,168 And like I always say, 135 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,436 If it was your business, you would know. 136 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:27,068 So, don't worry about me, baby. 137 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:28,612 So, who's Helen? 138 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,875 That's his girlfriend. Helen Bedd. 139 00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:32,610 She performs down at the Cockpit. 140 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:35,380 Oh, hey, by the way - has she gotten the chop yet? 141 00:08:35,453 --> 00:08:37,478 No, but she's still thinking about it. 142 00:08:37,555 --> 00:08:40,046 - God, what a waste. - I know. 143 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:42,593 She's gonna have such a deep vagina. 144 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:47,229 Well, anyway, she's performing tonight at the club, so I'm a free bird. 145 00:08:47,298 --> 00:08:49,528 What she don't know can't hurt me. 146 00:08:49,601 --> 00:08:51,125 So, do you wanna go? 147 00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:52,863 Yeah, why not? I don't have any other plans. 148 00:08:52,937 --> 00:08:54,871 But, you know what? You cannot watch me have sex. 149 00:08:54,939 --> 00:08:56,839 You gotta stay at the opposite side of the room. 150 00:08:56,908 --> 00:08:59,342 I was just gonna walk up to you in the middle of somethin' nasty, 151 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,469 look at you and say, 152 00:09:00,545 --> 00:09:01,910 "Atta girl!" 153 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,572 Yeah, you do that and I'll make a farting sound 154 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:04,910 while you're fucking someone. 155 00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,712 Hello? Hey, Mondo, what's up? 156 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:08,150 Okay, fine. 157 00:09:08,219 --> 00:09:10,414 I'll stay away from your nakedness. 158 00:09:11,589 --> 00:09:15,150 Charlie's here too. He just got the email. 159 00:09:16,227 --> 00:09:18,320 I know. Are you gonna go? 160 00:09:19,764 --> 00:09:21,197 Really? 161 00:09:21,266 --> 00:09:22,733 What about Jason? 162 00:09:23,401 --> 00:09:25,392 So, you're going to the party 163 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:27,404 and you're gonna cheat on your boyfriend? 164 00:09:27,472 --> 00:09:30,441 Okay, now, let's define cheating. 165 00:09:30,508 --> 00:09:31,805 Sleeping with someone while being 166 00:09:31,876 --> 00:09:33,673 in a relationship with someone else. 167 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,872 Have you ever heard about that theory 168 00:09:35,947 --> 00:09:38,211 about the tree falling in the woods? 169 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:40,183 And if there's no one around to hear it, 170 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:42,446 how do you know it made a sound? 171 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,284 So, as long as nobody says anything - it didn't happen. 172 00:09:48,293 --> 00:09:49,885 How do you wanna do this then? 173 00:09:49,961 --> 00:09:52,259 Okay, we'll see you then. 174 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:56,229 Okay. Mondo and Jason are coming. 175 00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:58,132 Jason's coming? Oh, my God! 176 00:09:58,203 --> 00:09:59,500 How long have those two been together? 177 00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,902 I don't know. Like, six months? 178 00:10:00,972 --> 00:10:02,769 Damn! And they're already open? 179 00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:05,309 See, that's the kind of relationship I need to have. 180 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:08,743 I got my in-house mangina and my out-house fuckbuddy. 181 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,646 Throw in a bathhouse membership and a wet bar and I'm yours. 182 00:10:13,184 --> 00:10:14,617 You wanna go? 183 00:10:14,686 --> 00:10:16,586 Yeah, right. I don't think so. 184 00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:17,985 You seeing someone? 185 00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:19,887 - No, he's not. - Shut up. 186 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,789 Sounds like some drama. Spill. 187 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,555 If it was your business, you'd know. 188 00:10:23,628 --> 00:10:25,289 Bitch. I like her. 189 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,661 - What's her drama? - I'll slap you, Ben. 190 00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:29,666 Is he fucking around on you, Gordo? 191 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,065 It's Gordy. 192 00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:34,128 Gordo, just dump him and get out of your misery. 193 00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:36,469 Let him go. Let it flow. 194 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:40,136 When the plane gets too heavy, let loose some baggage. 195 00:10:40,211 --> 00:10:41,872 - Just tell him. - I don't wanna talk about it. 196 00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:43,277 You never do. 197 00:10:43,348 --> 00:10:45,213 His boyfriend dumped him so he could fuck around. 198 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:46,773 Fuck you, Ben! That's not why. 199 00:10:46,851 --> 00:10:49,376 We're taking a break. It's not for him to fuck around. 200 00:10:49,454 --> 00:10:50,944 You deserve better than that, Gordy. 201 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:52,512 You're shitting me! 202 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,182 She's out getting her some fresh poonany? 203 00:10:54,259 --> 00:10:55,248 Shut the hell up! 204 00:10:55,326 --> 00:10:56,623 That's not why-- Ben, stop it! 205 00:10:56,694 --> 00:10:57,683 I'm not playing with you. 206 00:10:57,762 --> 00:10:58,990 Somebody in this room is dick-motized. 207 00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:00,621 No, I'm not! 208 00:11:00,698 --> 00:11:03,098 Sometimes people need space. 209 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:04,601 I was being too clingy. 210 00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:07,797 I was suffocating him and he was gentleman enough to tell me so. 211 00:11:07,872 --> 00:11:10,272 He's not doing it to fuck around. 212 00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:12,673 He'll come back when he's had his space. 213 00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:15,440 - I can just see it now. - Leave him alone, Charlie. 214 00:11:15,513 --> 00:11:16,980 Hi, baby. 215 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:21,951 I miss you so much while my dick is deep in this boy's ass. 216 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:26,389 Can I come by after I blow my load all over his hair? 217 00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:28,925 Love ya. I mean it. Bye. 218 00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:30,688 Now, take it, bitch! 219 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:33,560 It's not funny. 220 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,155 Ben! 221 00:11:37,769 --> 00:11:39,430 He's not doing it to fuck around. 222 00:11:39,504 --> 00:11:41,995 He said he needed some space, and I can understand that. 223 00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:43,836 I admire him for that. 224 00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:47,435 That's how mature he is. He loves me that much. 225 00:11:47,512 --> 00:11:50,481 Nothing else is going on! Nothing at all! 226 00:11:50,548 --> 00:11:52,778 He's not a good person, Gordy. 227 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:55,318 Oh, I'm sorry if love is supposed to be 228 00:11:55,386 --> 00:11:58,116 someone taking care of me financially, Ben. 229 00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:01,386 I thought it had a little to do with actual emotions. 230 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,950 And I thought love was not going to trashy, 231 00:12:04,028 --> 00:12:06,019 disease-filled sex parties with boys 232 00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:08,930 that are into "PNP" behind my boyfriend's back. 233 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,366 And if that is love... 234 00:12:11,436 --> 00:12:13,961 I think I'd rather rot in loneliness. 235 00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:16,006 Enjoy the CDs, Ben. 236 00:12:19,143 --> 00:12:22,044 Well, clutch the pearls. 237 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,444 No, he's cool. 238 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:26,415 He's just nuts about that guy. 239 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,247 What can you do? 240 00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:32,619 Get laid at a "PNP" sex party - that's what. 241 00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:35,315 Did you read this part? 242 00:12:35,393 --> 00:12:37,020 No. 243 00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,891 Great. 244 00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:41,693 Well, I'm going to the gym. 245 00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:43,233 I've gotta go work out too. 246 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,599 I'm getting so fat. 247 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,695 I'm not gonna go lift weights. 248 00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:49,740 I'm just gonna go and put holes in the shower curtains. 249 00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,638 - Get out of here. - Later. 250 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,079 - Honey? - I'll be right there! 251 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,414 How's work today so far? 252 00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:03,681 Busy. 253 00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:05,689 I won't be home until later tonight. 254 00:13:05,757 --> 00:13:08,089 I've got a client who wants me to check out her dining room 255 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,593 and she's not available until after work-- 256 00:13:10,662 --> 00:13:11,924 There you go. 257 00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:14,021 You should enjoy that. It's chicken. 258 00:13:14,098 --> 00:13:16,362 There's fried rice and an egg roll. 259 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:17,662 I want you to eat every bit of that 260 00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:20,533 because I've been slaving on it in the kitchen all day. 261 00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:21,936 Take out? 262 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:23,735 Yeah. 263 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:27,235 You didn't get anything for yourself? 264 00:13:27,312 --> 00:13:28,506 I'm not hungry. 265 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:30,444 You ate all the chips, didn't you? 266 00:13:30,515 --> 00:13:31,948 They were half the fat. 267 00:13:32,016 --> 00:13:33,984 Like you need to worry about your weight. 268 00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:36,117 Any plans tonight? 269 00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,314 I was thinking about going to a party 270 00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:40,482 with Charlie and some other guys. 271 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,423 That's good. You need anything? 272 00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:43,892 No, I'm fine. 273 00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:47,088 Okay. Hope you have a good time. 274 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:48,462 Thanks. 275 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,000 Oh, I forgot your drink. 276 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:51,501 Hang on one second. 277 00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:37,041 Are they serious? 278 00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:37,979 Look at it this way. 279 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,040 The chances are better that only hot guys will be there. 280 00:14:40,118 --> 00:14:41,710 What are you guys talking about? 281 00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:43,253 There's a screening process. 282 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:44,811 We gotta send them a picture of us 283 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,948 and they send an invite to the ones that make the cut. 284 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,083 That's crazy. 285 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:52,056 So, now what? 286 00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:53,859 Take pictures. 287 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,831 You have a digital camera, right? 288 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,231 Hang on. 289 00:14:59,537 --> 00:15:02,995 Baby... are you okay? 290 00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,439 Are you nervous? 291 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,033 Just a little. 292 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,976 I'll be fine. 293 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,445 We don't have to do this. 294 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:12,415 Just say so and we won't. 295 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,878 So, Ben's gonna see you naked? 296 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:20,989 I told you we messed around a couple of times 297 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,424 when we first met - way before you-- 298 00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:24,722 I know. 299 00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:25,990 You just messed around a bit. 300 00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,291 Nothing more. 301 00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:29,196 That's right. So, he's already seen me naked. 302 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,598 Okay? 303 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:31,965 Unless you wanna take the picture. 304 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:33,901 We can have Ben wait in the other room. 305 00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,529 No. 306 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,731 We're about to go to a party, right? 307 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,675 There's gonna be more than that going on. 308 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:43,213 I might as well warm up to it. 309 00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:44,976 That's true. 310 00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:47,813 If you get uncomfortable tonight, just tell me. 311 00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:50,885 I know. 312 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,923 Just take care of me. 313 00:15:54,025 --> 00:15:55,549 I will, baby. 314 00:15:57,462 --> 00:15:59,327 Okay. Let's do it. 315 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,490 - Great. - I'm first? 316 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,664 I guess just stand over there-- 317 00:16:04,735 --> 00:16:06,965 Mondo, shut up. Hang on. 318 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:15,068 There you go! 319 00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:16,977 Could you hold this for me? Thanks. 320 00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,380 Wait till I say snap, okay? 321 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:30,851 Snap. 322 00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,418 All right. We got it. 323 00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:33,930 Cool. Who's next? 324 00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:36,159 - Baby, you go. - Me? 325 00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,724 I don't know what to do. You go. 326 00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:39,064 Just take the picture. It's fine. 327 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,899 Mondo-- 328 00:16:40,972 --> 00:16:43,964 I've already seen your ass, so you can be first. 329 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,372 C'mon. 330 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:46,740 Mondo? 331 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:53,210 What do you want me to do? 332 00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:56,913 Well, the email says a fullbody, nude pic. 333 00:16:56,988 --> 00:17:01,015 I guess the first thing to do is get naked. 334 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,595 Look, if you're uncomfortable, Jason, 335 00:17:07,665 --> 00:17:09,064 I can turn around. 336 00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,606 Now what? 337 00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:06,780 Okay... 338 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:09,223 Turn this way a little more. 339 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:11,523 We'll get the best light that way. 340 00:18:11,596 --> 00:18:12,893 Now, when I tell you to I want you to 341 00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:16,456 take a really deep breath in and let the air out real slow. 342 00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:17,933 What does that do? 343 00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:19,663 It gonna make your abs look really tight. 344 00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:20,965 Trust me - with the light showing 345 00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:22,733 and your abs tight, everyone's gonna want you. 346 00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:23,739 Cool. 347 00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:27,467 Cool. 348 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,536 Ready? 349 00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:31,809 Deep breath in. 350 00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:33,577 Let it out. 351 00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:35,846 Keep going, keep going. 352 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,514 Baby, just move your hands. 353 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,264 Stop, stop. 354 00:18:51,335 --> 00:18:54,793 Uh, yeah... 355 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,807 You...just look really nervous... 356 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,773 down there. 357 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,242 I mean, I can see that you're above average, 358 00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:02,302 but they're gonna think that you got a really... 359 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:06,407 Can you... play with it a little bit? 360 00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:08,611 You want me to make him hard? 361 00:19:08,686 --> 00:19:10,313 No, not hard... 362 00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:14,984 just a little more...showy. 363 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:29,272 Mondo, do you mind if I help him? 364 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,773 Sure. 365 00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:32,035 Baby, is that-- 366 00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,370 You don't mind, do you, Jason? 367 00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:06,340 There we go. 368 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:07,877 That's a little better. 369 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:13,141 Okay, one, two, three. 370 00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:20,647 Ooooh! 371 00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:23,956 Did I walk into some Sean Cody or something? 372 00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:25,359 Hi, Mondo. How are you? 373 00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:26,589 How you doin'? 374 00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:28,222 What's up, ho? 375 00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,664 Sugar baby. 376 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,601 Hot boys everywhere. 377 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,831 I can't believe y'all got started without me. 378 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,338 Hi, I'm Charlie. 379 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,931 You must be Mondo's latest victim-- 380 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:40,033 I mean - flavor of the month. 381 00:20:40,111 --> 00:20:41,169 Hi. 382 00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:42,644 Nothing's goin' on. We're just taking pictures. 383 00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:44,374 Mmm hmm. What for? 384 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,313 The party has a screening process - 385 00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:47,213 and you're next. 386 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,252 They already got my picture on file. 387 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,584 Anyway, I have to get to the shower. 388 00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:53,384 I just got back from the gym. 389 00:20:53,457 --> 00:20:55,789 Correction - I just got back from some hot boy's house 390 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,384 that I met at the gym. 391 00:20:57,461 --> 00:20:59,452 I still have a scent of afterglow on me. 392 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,758 I'll be right back. 393 00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:02,093 Slut. 394 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,292 Thank you. 395 00:21:14,345 --> 00:21:17,280 [doorbell rings] 396 00:21:23,487 --> 00:21:25,512 Can I hang out with you guys? 397 00:21:25,589 --> 00:21:28,956 I don't wanna be home by myself. 398 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,891 Phone call? 399 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:33,995 Come on in. 400 00:21:39,303 --> 00:21:42,568 So, you thought that was hot? 401 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,108 Ben making me hard? 402 00:21:45,176 --> 00:21:48,043 Why? Did you not? 403 00:21:48,979 --> 00:21:50,310 Answer my question. 404 00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:52,212 You're not answering mine either. 405 00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:54,080 Did you not? 406 00:21:54,151 --> 00:21:55,880 I asked first. 407 00:21:55,953 --> 00:21:57,750 Yeah. 408 00:21:57,822 --> 00:22:00,052 I thought it was kinda hot. 409 00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:02,657 Me, too. 410 00:22:02,726 --> 00:22:04,193 Are you lying to me, Baby? 411 00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:05,660 No. It thought it was hot. 412 00:22:05,729 --> 00:22:08,027 We've been talking about playing with other guys for a while now. 413 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:09,690 I thought we were cool. 414 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,496 Are you getting cold feet? 415 00:22:11,569 --> 00:22:13,935 If you are, that's fine. We don't have to do this. 416 00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:16,598 We'll only do what we're both comfortable with. 417 00:22:16,674 --> 00:22:20,303 I told you I'd take care of you, right? 418 00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:22,174 Yeah. 419 00:22:22,246 --> 00:22:25,044 And I will. I promise. 420 00:22:26,684 --> 00:22:29,482 Do you wanna go home? 421 00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:30,781 We can go home. 422 00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:32,482 We'll make up a story to tell Ben 423 00:22:32,556 --> 00:22:34,820 and we can go home and get some ice cream, 424 00:22:34,892 --> 00:22:36,553 watch your favorite Three's Company boxset 425 00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:39,755 one after another and just veg out. 426 00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:41,525 You don't wanna do that. 427 00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:43,863 No, I don't... 428 00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,731 But I will for you. 429 00:22:49,006 --> 00:22:53,136 No... I'm cool. 430 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:54,268 I'm ready. 431 00:22:54,345 --> 00:22:56,836 I'm just a little nervous, that's all. 432 00:22:56,914 --> 00:22:58,745 So am I. 433 00:22:58,816 --> 00:23:01,808 Just remember that no matter where we are 434 00:23:01,886 --> 00:23:03,717 at the party, we'll find each other... 435 00:23:03,787 --> 00:23:06,449 and we'll wink. 436 00:23:06,523 --> 00:23:09,048 My wink will mean I'm thinking about you 437 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,718 and I can't wait for it to be over 438 00:23:10,794 --> 00:23:12,625 so it's just you and I again. 439 00:23:12,696 --> 00:23:15,164 What about you? 440 00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:18,565 My wink will mean... 441 00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:21,002 Your arms around me would feel much better 442 00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:23,096 than whatever I'm doing. 443 00:23:23,173 --> 00:23:26,836 Now, let me finish sucking this boy's cock. 444 00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:32,611 Hey...I love you. 445 00:23:32,683 --> 00:23:34,708 I love you, too. 446 00:23:52,836 --> 00:23:54,269 Look who's joining us. 447 00:23:54,338 --> 00:23:56,203 Is that okay? 448 00:23:56,273 --> 00:23:57,570 Who goes out there? 449 00:23:57,641 --> 00:23:59,165 Is that Gordo I hear?. 450 00:23:59,243 --> 00:24:00,335 Yeah. 451 00:24:00,411 --> 00:24:02,174 Stay in there and finish washing your dirty ass. 452 00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:06,307 So, you decided to join the party? 453 00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:08,317 He's not going - Is he? 454 00:24:08,385 --> 00:24:10,046 What if I am? 455 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,681 Well, if Gordo got an invite I'm not so sure I wanna go. 456 00:24:13,757 --> 00:24:16,157 I mean, what would the people be like? 457 00:24:16,226 --> 00:24:17,955 You know, it's funny. 458 00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:20,496 I can almost see the duct tape over that filthy mouth. 459 00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:23,032 You ever been to one of these before, Gordo? 460 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:26,092 Yes...hundreds. 461 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,694 I'm not so sure you have. 462 00:24:27,771 --> 00:24:29,136 You can think whatever you want. 463 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,434 I don't care. 464 00:24:30,507 --> 00:24:31,940 Why don't you take a picture of your body 465 00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:33,101 to see if you're accepted? 466 00:24:33,177 --> 00:24:34,371 Charlie, he's-- 467 00:24:34,445 --> 00:24:36,913 No, I'm going, Ben. 468 00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:38,608 You are? 469 00:24:40,951 --> 00:24:42,612 Yeah. 470 00:24:42,686 --> 00:24:44,779 Gordy... 471 00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:47,380 It has to be a fullbody nude pic. 472 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,325 Yeah, full body... and nude. 473 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:53,522 - Shy? - No. 474 00:24:53,597 --> 00:24:55,656 - Embarrassed of your body? - Not at all. 475 00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,428 Should be. 476 00:24:57,501 --> 00:25:00,834 I happen to be very comfortable with my body... 477 00:25:00,904 --> 00:25:02,667 and my full head of hair. 478 00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:10,177 You wanna do it here or somewhere else? 479 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,714 Somewhere else, please. 480 00:25:11,782 --> 00:25:13,682 No. Right here. 481 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,651 - Really? - Yeah. 482 00:25:15,719 --> 00:25:17,152 You sure? 483 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:20,554 Yeah... I'm sure. 484 00:25:51,388 --> 00:25:53,049 Panties, too. 485 00:26:20,717 --> 00:26:22,048 [banging on door] 486 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,283 Jason, can you get that? 487 00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:27,482 Okay. 488 00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:30,519 Anyone else coming? 489 00:26:30,594 --> 00:26:32,289 I didn't invite anyone else. Did you? 490 00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:33,852 No. 491 00:26:33,931 --> 00:26:35,523 Not me. 492 00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:37,692 Me, either. 493 00:26:48,779 --> 00:26:50,906 CHARLIE!!! 494 00:26:50,981 --> 00:26:52,448 Oh, shit! 495 00:26:54,318 --> 00:26:57,048 Helen! Sweetness, I'll be right down! 496 00:27:04,761 --> 00:27:07,696 Sweetness! Hi! 497 00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:10,528 I just got out of the shower after a long, 498 00:27:10,601 --> 00:27:13,900 non-sexual, productive day. 499 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:17,171 Ben, get the ax! 500 00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:19,232 Oh, no. 501 00:27:19,309 --> 00:27:22,801 Fuck you, fuck this! Fuck all y'all! 502 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,075 Bitch is not gonna go down like that! 503 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:34,588 I don't ask much from you, girl. 504 00:27:34,658 --> 00:27:36,751 Why can't you give me the respect 505 00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:39,694 that I'm entitled to?! 506 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:42,095 Why can't you treat me like I would be treated 507 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:45,624 by any other drag queen at the club?! 508 00:27:46,236 --> 00:27:48,534 Honey, I don't know what you're talking-- 509 00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:53,038 God damn! 510 00:27:53,911 --> 00:27:57,642 There I was, backstage in all my fierceness, 511 00:27:57,714 --> 00:27:59,875 looking utterly immaculate. 512 00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:01,713 The MC says to the audience, 513 00:28:01,785 --> 00:28:05,221 "Please welcome to the stage the fierce Miss Helen Bedd." 514 00:28:05,289 --> 00:28:07,416 I walk out and "Black Velvet" is playing. 515 00:28:07,491 --> 00:28:10,392 All of a sudden the audience lines up to tip me. 516 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:13,293 Before you know it, I have a whole wad of money in my hand. 517 00:28:13,363 --> 00:28:14,887 Then out of the corner of my eye 518 00:28:14,965 --> 00:28:17,866 I spot a little twink with a twenty. 519 00:28:17,935 --> 00:28:21,302 I walk over to him, and I lean down 520 00:28:21,371 --> 00:28:23,566 and he whispers something in my ear. 521 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,131 Sweet nothings? 522 00:28:26,977 --> 00:28:28,842 You love it, don't you?! 523 00:28:28,912 --> 00:28:30,607 You love making me hit you! 524 00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:32,239 Fuck no, you faggot! 525 00:28:32,316 --> 00:28:34,113 He whispers in my ear that my man's going 526 00:28:34,184 --> 00:28:37,915 to a sex party tonight. And I think to myself, 527 00:28:37,988 --> 00:28:41,151 that is a lie! 528 00:28:41,225 --> 00:28:44,353 There's no way that my man would do such a thing to me. 529 00:28:44,428 --> 00:28:47,022 He loves me. He would never cheat on me. 530 00:28:47,097 --> 00:28:49,031 Especially since I've been taking care of his ass 531 00:28:49,099 --> 00:28:50,760 for the last 5 months. 532 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:55,032 I work and I work until I'm half dead and I hear them say, 533 00:28:55,105 --> 00:28:57,699 "She's getting old." 534 00:28:57,774 --> 00:29:00,402 And what do I get? 535 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,378 A boyfriend that could care less 536 00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:06,314 about me than some sex party! 537 00:29:06,383 --> 00:29:09,841 Helen, that is not true. 538 00:29:11,255 --> 00:29:14,816 Maybe just a little true. 539 00:29:14,891 --> 00:29:17,519 He did tell me he was going to a party tonight 540 00:29:17,594 --> 00:29:19,459 with his friends. 541 00:29:19,529 --> 00:29:21,622 True, he is going to a party. 542 00:29:21,698 --> 00:29:24,360 True, he is going with his friends. 543 00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:27,164 But I never thought to ask if it was a sex party. 544 00:29:27,237 --> 00:29:30,138 It never even crossed my mind. 545 00:29:30,207 --> 00:29:33,040 That would mean that Charlie was the king - 546 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:36,102 or should I say the queen - of withholding information. 547 00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:38,579 And withholding information is the same as lying. 548 00:29:38,649 --> 00:29:40,879 So does that make Charlie a liar? 549 00:29:40,951 --> 00:29:42,509 Maybe. 550 00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:47,114 But I know this town only has room for one queen. 551 00:29:47,991 --> 00:29:49,686 As I was thinking of all this 552 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,490 I realized I was on stage...frozen. 553 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,223 The music had stopped. 554 00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:56,459 The audience was gawking at me. 555 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,592 The DJ comes over and says, 556 00:29:58,669 --> 00:30:01,001 "Helen, honey, do you need a doctor?" 557 00:30:01,071 --> 00:30:03,437 And I was frozen, Charlie, just frozen! 558 00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:06,374 Me, Helen Bedd, the fierce Helen Bedd, 559 00:30:06,443 --> 00:30:08,934 just frozen on stage - and there was a reporter. 560 00:30:09,012 --> 00:30:10,673 A reporter, Charlie! 561 00:30:10,747 --> 00:30:12,374 You know how important that was to me. 562 00:30:12,449 --> 00:30:16,545 And all I could do was run off the stage! 563 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,451 I mean, I ran off fabulously and dramatic - 564 00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:20,752 but still all I could do was run. 565 00:30:20,824 --> 00:30:23,384 And so here I am and I'm damn mad! 566 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:26,190 Helen, I think you're overreacting. 567 00:30:26,263 --> 00:30:30,029 I think you're under-reacting, Charlie! 568 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,534 Helen... You're right. 569 00:30:32,602 --> 00:30:35,070 You figured it out. 570 00:30:35,138 --> 00:30:39,905 I was going to a... sex party tonight. 571 00:30:39,976 --> 00:30:42,376 I should've been honest with you in the first place 572 00:30:42,446 --> 00:30:44,846 and told you whole truth. 573 00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:47,344 Thank you... 574 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:49,009 Thank you for making me see the light 575 00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:51,816 that is Helen Bedd. 576 00:30:51,888 --> 00:30:54,254 Come here, Pumpkin-etta. 577 00:30:57,828 --> 00:30:59,557 Helen, you gotta stop this! 578 00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:01,824 Ben, please! 579 00:31:01,898 --> 00:31:03,593 Please, Ben! 580 00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,226 You know what, Charlie? 581 00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:08,328 If I wasn't a fuckin' lady I'd 'single white female' 582 00:31:08,405 --> 00:31:10,134 your ass right now! 583 00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:12,505 It's pretty pathetic when a boy in a pair of heels, 584 00:31:12,576 --> 00:31:15,067 a fabulous frock and a divine do 585 00:31:15,145 --> 00:31:17,204 has bigger balls and is much more of a man 586 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,180 than you will ever be. 587 00:31:19,249 --> 00:31:21,046 So you just go to your little sex party 588 00:31:21,118 --> 00:31:23,518 and fuck all the boys you want, 589 00:31:23,587 --> 00:31:25,452 'cause I tell you what... 590 00:31:25,522 --> 00:31:27,513 You will never find a sweeter piece 591 00:31:27,591 --> 00:31:29,354 of ass than mine! 592 00:31:38,668 --> 00:31:41,102 She'll take me back. 593 00:31:46,777 --> 00:31:50,110 Don't fuck with me, faggots! 594 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:53,308 This ain't my first time at the drag show! 595 00:31:57,621 --> 00:32:00,317 I'm not mad at you, Ben. 596 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:02,324 I'm mad at the dirt. 597 00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:16,068 Jesus Christ. 598 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:08,824 Anderson, is that you, honey? 599 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:09,984 Yeah. 600 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,721 I'll be there in a second. 601 00:33:11,795 --> 00:33:14,764 I'm pouring myself a drink. I'll be in my room. 602 00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:25,239 Okay, the pics have been sent. 603 00:33:25,308 --> 00:33:27,276 How long before we know?. 604 00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:28,971 I don't know. They just said to send pictures 605 00:33:29,045 --> 00:33:31,013 and they would reply with an invite. 606 00:33:31,081 --> 00:33:33,379 I'll be right back. My husband's here. 607 00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,052 Great. 608 00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:41,190 Hey, hon. 609 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:44,317 How was the rest of your day? 610 00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:46,123 Busy. 611 00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:48,824 What time's your party? 612 00:33:48,899 --> 00:33:50,799 It's like at ten or eleven. 613 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:53,131 Who all is going? 614 00:33:53,203 --> 00:33:54,431 Charlie's gonna go, 615 00:33:54,504 --> 00:33:55,937 Gordy might go. 616 00:33:56,006 --> 00:33:58,668 Mondo and Mondo's new boyfriend, Jason. 617 00:33:59,643 --> 00:34:00,871 Do you need anything? 618 00:34:00,944 --> 00:34:02,775 No, I'm fine. You hungry? 619 00:34:02,846 --> 00:34:04,575 Not really. 620 00:34:04,648 --> 00:34:07,139 I might fix something a little later. 621 00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:10,344 By the way - 622 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,615 how was that woman's dining room you told me about? 623 00:34:12,689 --> 00:34:14,589 It's gonna take a lot of work. 624 00:34:14,658 --> 00:34:15,784 But we can do it. 625 00:34:15,859 --> 00:34:17,793 No, you can do it. 626 00:34:27,571 --> 00:34:31,098 So, are they gonna have condoms and lube and supplies there? 627 00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:33,802 What do you mean by supplies? 628 00:34:33,877 --> 00:34:35,242 You know. 629 00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:36,904 Like drugs? 630 00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:40,006 No. Well, not really a drug. 631 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,380 Then what? 632 00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:42,918 Poppers. 633 00:34:42,986 --> 00:34:44,647 You don't do poppers when you have sex? 634 00:34:44,721 --> 00:34:46,416 That is so a drug. 635 00:34:46,489 --> 00:34:48,889 No, it's not. It's video head cleaner. 636 00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:51,018 Usually found right next to the leather wristbands. 637 00:34:51,094 --> 00:34:52,186 It is a drug. 638 00:34:52,262 --> 00:34:53,923 I don't think it's a drug. It's sold over the counter. 639 00:34:53,997 --> 00:34:55,021 I agree. 640 00:34:55,098 --> 00:34:56,497 It gives you a high. 641 00:34:56,566 --> 00:34:58,898 It destroys your brain cells just like any other drug. 642 00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:01,460 Oh, who needs brain cells? 643 00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:03,062 Boys, I brought some. 644 00:35:03,139 --> 00:35:05,232 I have like five, six bottles. 645 00:35:05,308 --> 00:35:07,538 What's funny is I didn't pay for one. 646 00:35:07,611 --> 00:35:09,545 Just random tricks left them at my house. 647 00:35:09,613 --> 00:35:10,739 How much do they cost? 648 00:35:10,814 --> 00:35:12,475 Anywhere from ten to fifty dollars - 649 00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:13,982 just depends on how strong you want them. 650 00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:15,813 You guys sound like drug dealers. 651 00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,546 I'm gonna Google it. 652 00:35:17,621 --> 00:35:19,816 All right, boys, I got Blue Boy, 653 00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:22,050 Pig Sweat, Thrust, Ram, 654 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,888 Jungle Juice, Jungle Juice Platinum-- 655 00:35:24,394 --> 00:35:25,691 Poppers. 656 00:35:25,762 --> 00:35:27,127 Poppers are small bottles 657 00:35:27,197 --> 00:35:29,995 filled with liquid chemicals called alkyl nitrites. 658 00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:32,091 They were used at the turn of the century 659 00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:34,261 for people suffering from chest pains-- 660 00:35:34,337 --> 00:35:36,567 Sorry. 661 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,074 My chest pains. That's why I use them. 662 00:35:39,142 --> 00:35:42,305 It's also why I smoke weed - because of my glaucoma. 663 00:35:43,046 --> 00:35:44,911 Nitrites dilate the blood vessels 664 00:35:44,981 --> 00:35:46,539 and allow more blood to enter the heart. 665 00:35:46,616 --> 00:35:48,106 They're usually sniffed from a bottle 666 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:50,550 and deliver a short, sharp high. 667 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:54,989 Poppers are sold in clubs, sex shops and gay bars. 668 00:35:55,058 --> 00:35:56,525 See? Not a drug. 669 00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:58,083 There's more. Hold on. 670 00:35:58,161 --> 00:35:59,958 The effects: 671 00:36:00,030 --> 00:36:02,521 An initial head rush that lasts a couple of minutes-- 672 00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:03,827 I know that's right. 673 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,164 Head rush - drugs! 674 00:36:06,236 --> 00:36:07,965 Sniffing poppers during sex can make 675 00:36:08,038 --> 00:36:10,199 orgasms feel like they last longer. 676 00:36:10,273 --> 00:36:11,968 That's true for me. 677 00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:13,373 And some people say it makes their 678 00:36:13,443 --> 00:36:15,434 sexual organs feel massive. 679 00:36:15,512 --> 00:36:18,106 May help relax anal sphincter muscles. 680 00:36:18,181 --> 00:36:20,843 There you go, Gordy. Relax those sphincter muscles. 681 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,282 But there is a flip side. 682 00:36:22,352 --> 00:36:24,411 The effects don't last long 683 00:36:24,487 --> 00:36:27,149 and can leave people feeling sick, faint and weak. 684 00:36:27,223 --> 00:36:29,157 Especially if taken while dancing. 685 00:36:29,225 --> 00:36:30,089 See? 686 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,491 Some people say they have trouble 687 00:36:31,561 --> 00:36:33,222 getting an erection after sniffing poppers. 688 00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:34,786 I've never had that problem. 689 00:36:34,864 --> 00:36:36,263 Poppers can give you headaches. 690 00:36:36,332 --> 00:36:37,959 Some people get a rash around their mouth. 691 00:36:38,034 --> 00:36:40,161 There you go, Charlie. 692 00:36:40,236 --> 00:36:42,636 So, it wasn't a cold sore after all. 693 00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:45,470 Poppers aren't physically or psychologically addictive. 694 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:47,032 There you go. 695 00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:49,340 I know some people who can't have sex without them. 696 00:36:49,412 --> 00:36:52,472 Jason, you're being very quiet over there. 697 00:36:52,549 --> 00:36:54,676 What do you think? 698 00:36:54,751 --> 00:36:56,378 I don't know. 699 00:36:56,453 --> 00:36:59,650 Mondo likes to do them when we have sex. 700 00:36:59,723 --> 00:37:01,384 I don't know if he needs to do them. 701 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:03,426 I don't need to do them. 702 00:37:03,493 --> 00:37:05,188 You do them, too? 703 00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,354 I didn't before I met Mondo. 704 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:10,297 They're okay. 705 00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:11,856 I don't know. 706 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,267 What did I miss? 707 00:37:15,338 --> 00:37:16,896 Poppers. Drugs or not? 708 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,497 Those are totally drugs. 709 00:37:18,575 --> 00:37:20,270 I love them. Who has some? 710 00:37:20,343 --> 00:37:21,935 Charlie does. 711 00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:23,444 Is that Anderson that came in? 712 00:37:23,513 --> 00:37:24,980 - Yeah. - And? 713 00:37:25,048 --> 00:37:26,208 And what? 714 00:37:26,282 --> 00:37:27,840 He's cool with me going to the party. 715 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:29,248 Does he know what type of party it is? 716 00:37:29,319 --> 00:37:31,378 No, but if he asks I'll tell him. 717 00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:33,285 What are we waiting on anyway? 718 00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:35,119 The invites. 719 00:37:35,191 --> 00:37:37,625 Ben, an email just came in. 720 00:37:40,063 --> 00:37:41,587 I'm in. 721 00:37:41,664 --> 00:37:43,291 It says that they love my pics 722 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:45,561 and that they'll send the address around 10 p.m. 723 00:37:45,635 --> 00:37:46,795 Cool. 724 00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:49,930 No one answered my question. What's provided at this party? 725 00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,236 Ask Charlie. She goes to them all the time. 726 00:37:52,308 --> 00:37:54,503 I'm not too sure what they're going to have there. 727 00:37:54,577 --> 00:37:58,308 Not sure about the poppers. But I do know they'll have lube. 728 00:37:58,381 --> 00:38:00,076 I myself am partial to ID. 729 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:02,209 - Doesn't matter to me. - Me, either. 730 00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:03,684 I don't care what kind of lube they have 731 00:38:03,753 --> 00:38:05,414 as long as they have extra sensitive rubbers, 732 00:38:05,488 --> 00:38:06,955 or my ass will get really sore. 733 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,856 A proud, self-proclaimed bottom. Gotta love it. 734 00:38:09,926 --> 00:38:11,917 I like getting fucked. You know that. 735 00:38:11,995 --> 00:38:13,121 What's wrong with that? 736 00:38:13,196 --> 00:38:14,390 Nothing. 737 00:38:14,464 --> 00:38:16,398 Without bottoms you can't have tops. 738 00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:18,263 And two tops does not a bottom make. 739 00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:19,596 Thank you. 740 00:38:20,236 --> 00:38:21,999 So, Gordo, what are you? 741 00:38:22,071 --> 00:38:23,800 None of your business. 742 00:38:23,873 --> 00:38:25,340 Bottom. 743 00:38:25,408 --> 00:38:27,000 Think what you want. What are you? 744 00:38:27,076 --> 00:38:28,976 - Top here. - With that swish? 745 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:30,171 Look, bitch. 746 00:38:30,246 --> 00:38:32,680 Have I ever been fucked? Yes. 747 00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:34,307 Did I enjoy it? 748 00:38:34,384 --> 00:38:37,410 Maybe because the guy that was fucking me was enjoying it. 749 00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:39,011 But did I get physical pleasure out of it? 750 00:38:39,088 --> 00:38:40,180 No. 751 00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:42,087 Could I be versatile? Yes. 752 00:38:42,158 --> 00:38:43,750 Would I prefer to? No. 753 00:38:43,827 --> 00:38:45,522 Could I go for the rest of my life 754 00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:47,722 without ever being fucked again? 755 00:38:47,797 --> 00:38:48,889 Yes. 756 00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:50,523 I consider myself a versatile top. 757 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,761 I like to do both, but I prefer to top. 758 00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:54,201 Right, Ben? 759 00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:55,828 Not with me you weren't. 760 00:38:55,905 --> 00:38:57,805 Shut up, Charlie. 761 00:38:57,874 --> 00:38:59,933 You bottomed for him? 762 00:39:00,009 --> 00:39:01,237 Hell no. 763 00:39:01,311 --> 00:39:02,744 Mondo, don't lie. 764 00:39:02,812 --> 00:39:04,712 We tried once, but it didn't work. 765 00:39:04,781 --> 00:39:06,009 He's kinda big. 766 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,572 Still counts as bottoming. 767 00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:09,277 - Whatever. - You never told me that. 768 00:39:09,352 --> 00:39:10,717 Because I didn't count it as bottoming. 769 00:39:10,787 --> 00:39:12,311 We stopped in the middle because it hurt. 770 00:39:12,388 --> 00:39:14,379 It doesn't hurt as much with you, baby. 771 00:39:14,457 --> 00:39:16,152 Maybe because he's not as big. 772 00:39:16,226 --> 00:39:17,659 Shut up, ho. 773 00:39:19,395 --> 00:39:21,386 You don't like it when you bottom for me? 774 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:24,092 Yes, I do. I just prefer to top. 775 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:26,727 I didn't know that, either. 776 00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:29,533 I mean, I like that you're the one topping me 777 00:39:29,606 --> 00:39:31,733 and I take pleasure in that But do I think, 778 00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:33,742 I can't wait for Jason to fuck me? 779 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:35,903 Not really. 780 00:39:35,979 --> 00:39:37,970 I'm just being honest here. 781 00:39:38,047 --> 00:39:39,309 Okay. 782 00:39:39,382 --> 00:39:41,373 Five months into the relationship 783 00:39:41,451 --> 00:39:43,749 and finally the honesty is coming out. 784 00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:46,983 So, Gordo? What are you? 785 00:39:47,056 --> 00:39:48,387 I'm not saying. 786 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:49,755 We'll find out later tonight anyway. 787 00:39:49,826 --> 00:39:51,794 I say bottom. 788 00:39:51,861 --> 00:39:54,489 For your information, I've never bottomed before. 789 00:39:54,564 --> 00:39:55,758 What? 790 00:39:55,832 --> 00:39:57,766 Yeah. No big deal. 791 00:39:57,834 --> 00:39:59,768 Oh, you too have been fucked. 792 00:39:59,836 --> 00:40:02,396 Never. I'm not like you, Charlie. 793 00:40:02,472 --> 00:40:04,667 I can probably count the guys I've been with on one hand. 794 00:40:04,741 --> 00:40:07,175 So can I...for today. 795 00:40:07,243 --> 00:40:09,370 So, Gordy. What have you done? 796 00:40:09,445 --> 00:40:11,970 One of them, we just kissed. 797 00:40:12,048 --> 00:40:14,642 Two of them, we just played around. 798 00:40:14,717 --> 00:40:16,708 And two of them was actual intercourse, 799 00:40:16,786 --> 00:40:18,515 but I was the top. 800 00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:20,556 Ahh. Now he thinks he's a top. 801 00:40:20,623 --> 00:40:22,250 I'm not saying that. 802 00:40:22,325 --> 00:40:24,350 I think that if I were to get fucked once 803 00:40:24,427 --> 00:40:26,486 I'd probably become a bottom... 804 00:40:26,562 --> 00:40:29,190 but I just haven't. I don't know. 805 00:40:29,265 --> 00:40:31,096 If you are gonna get fucked tonight, 806 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:32,498 do you know the biggest rule 807 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:34,331 in the 'good-bottom etiquette handbook'? 808 00:40:34,404 --> 00:40:35,962 No, what? 809 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,098 Come with me. 810 00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:40,708 I know that's right! 811 00:40:40,777 --> 00:40:43,439 Ain't nothin" worse than dating a Dairy Queen. 812 00:40:43,513 --> 00:40:46,073 Goin' in for some ice cream and pullin' out a dip cone. 813 00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:47,878 - That's disgusting! - Thank you. 814 00:40:47,951 --> 00:40:49,475 Have you ever douched before? 815 00:40:49,552 --> 00:40:50,109 Hell no! 816 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:52,211 When was the last time you took a shit? 817 00:40:52,288 --> 00:40:53,482 Never! 818 00:40:53,556 --> 00:40:54,989 Gordy... 819 00:40:55,058 --> 00:40:58,027 It's time you met the booty bear. 820 00:40:58,094 --> 00:41:00,756 Ohh...grrr. 821 00:41:12,241 --> 00:41:15,540 Oh, well. No new emails. 822 00:41:20,683 --> 00:41:23,311 Not too bad. 823 00:41:24,687 --> 00:41:26,052 Just stop. 824 00:41:28,057 --> 00:41:29,547 Fine. 825 00:41:30,326 --> 00:41:32,260 So, how's your cheek? 826 00:41:32,328 --> 00:41:33,795 It's okay. 827 00:41:33,863 --> 00:41:37,390 So, how are y'all doing? 828 00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,196 Good. 829 00:41:39,268 --> 00:41:42,237 And how did we meet? 830 00:41:42,305 --> 00:41:43,670 We met at the gym. 831 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:46,538 Mondo was cruising me. 832 00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:48,440 Actually, you were looking at me. 833 00:41:48,511 --> 00:41:50,843 How sweet. Makes me wanna vomit. 834 00:41:50,913 --> 00:41:53,211 And how long have we been together? 835 00:41:53,282 --> 00:41:55,978 About what? Five months? 836 00:41:56,052 --> 00:41:58,077 Six months, baby. 837 00:42:00,189 --> 00:42:04,182 And already playing around? 838 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,091 Is Mondo not doing it for ya? 839 00:42:06,162 --> 00:42:08,357 - Whatever, Charlie. - Just kidding. 840 00:42:08,431 --> 00:42:11,400 Have you two ever played around with other guys before? 841 00:42:12,835 --> 00:42:14,166 No. 842 00:42:14,237 --> 00:42:15,966 And this doesn't bother you? 843 00:42:19,242 --> 00:42:20,368 No. 844 00:42:20,443 --> 00:42:22,308 Baby, he's just trying to make you mad. 845 00:42:22,378 --> 00:42:23,845 Did Mondo tell you that he and I 846 00:42:23,913 --> 00:42:26,006 did a little group thing once? 847 00:42:28,251 --> 00:42:29,775 Mondo, you never told me that. 848 00:42:29,852 --> 00:42:31,114 Because it was nothing. 849 00:42:31,187 --> 00:42:33,052 Come on. We had a blast. 850 00:42:33,122 --> 00:42:34,885 Not only is Charlie disrespectful, 851 00:42:34,957 --> 00:42:36,652 he just wants to start some drama. 852 00:42:36,726 --> 00:42:38,318 That's why it didn't work between us. 853 00:42:38,394 --> 00:42:39,326 Oh, please. 854 00:42:39,395 --> 00:42:40,953 It didn't work because I didn't want it to. 855 00:42:41,030 --> 00:42:42,497 Actually, my exact words were - 856 00:42:42,565 --> 00:42:44,726 You're a drama queen, and we're breaking up. 857 00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:46,701 Remember? 858 00:42:46,769 --> 00:42:49,738 You might have said that. I really wasn't listening. 859 00:42:49,806 --> 00:42:53,435 And most importantly - I actually love this one. 860 00:43:01,818 --> 00:43:03,547 But is the group thing true? 861 00:43:03,619 --> 00:43:05,985 - Yes. - Yes, it is. 862 00:43:06,055 --> 00:43:08,922 But I promise... it was a disaster. 863 00:43:08,991 --> 00:43:11,619 Yes, it was! 864 00:43:16,699 --> 00:43:17,996 What are you doing? 865 00:43:18,067 --> 00:43:19,466 I don't want my shirt to get messy. 866 00:43:19,535 --> 00:43:21,025 What? 867 00:43:21,971 --> 00:43:24,337 This is the booty bear. 868 00:43:24,407 --> 00:43:27,501 It used to be a honey bottle, but not anymore. 869 00:43:27,577 --> 00:43:30,569 This spout on top makes it really easy to insert. 870 00:43:30,646 --> 00:43:32,580 And the gentle squirting pressure-- 871 00:43:32,648 --> 00:43:33,876 Gross! 872 00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:35,611 --makes it really easy to insert 873 00:43:35,685 --> 00:43:37,118 while you're doing it yourself. 874 00:43:37,186 --> 00:43:39,245 You want me to use yours? 875 00:43:39,322 --> 00:43:41,813 Gross! Is that sanitary? 876 00:43:41,891 --> 00:43:43,415 I could probably die from that! 877 00:43:43,493 --> 00:43:44,858 It's clean. 878 00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:46,394 I wash it after each use - 879 00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:47,258 with bleach, even. 880 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:48,592 Who do you think I am? Charlie? 881 00:43:48,664 --> 00:43:49,858 I heard that. 882 00:43:49,932 --> 00:43:51,331 I hope you did, bitch. 883 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,027 Whore. 884 00:43:53,769 --> 00:43:55,737 Are you serious? 885 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:57,568 You don't want to have a shitty accident tonight 886 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,039 and leave that as your first impression 887 00:43:59,108 --> 00:44:00,666 with all these hot guys at the party. 888 00:44:00,743 --> 00:44:02,574 Okay. 889 00:44:02,645 --> 00:44:04,135 What do I do? 890 00:44:04,213 --> 00:44:05,680 Take your clothes off and get in the shower. 891 00:44:05,748 --> 00:44:07,340 Don't take it off! 892 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:09,816 Gordon Rolando Rafael De La Garza Sefuentes? 893 00:44:09,886 --> 00:44:11,080 The third. 894 00:44:11,154 --> 00:44:13,714 Get your ass in the shower right now. 895 00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:18,282 - Turn around. - Why? 896 00:44:18,361 --> 00:44:19,885 Because I don't want you to see me naked. 897 00:44:19,962 --> 00:44:21,122 I've already seen you naked. 898 00:44:21,197 --> 00:44:22,596 I don't want you to see me naked again. 899 00:44:22,665 --> 00:44:24,223 - Why? - Because of my breasts. 900 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,494 You don't have breasts-- 901 00:44:25,568 --> 00:44:26,694 Yes, I do. 902 00:44:26,769 --> 00:44:28,566 You have titties. They're different. 903 00:44:28,638 --> 00:44:31,334 I didn't say I had titties, you jerk. 904 00:44:31,407 --> 00:44:32,806 Go ahead. 905 00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:35,400 Turn around! 906 00:44:37,513 --> 00:44:40,380 You're so cute. That little tushy. 907 00:44:40,449 --> 00:44:41,984 TURN AROUND! 908 00:44:44,954 --> 00:44:47,514 Mondo, remember that one party we went to? 909 00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:49,581 Yeah. No. Which one? 910 00:44:49,659 --> 00:44:51,354 The one where the guys were boyfriends 911 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:53,258 and they had that sling room upstairs. 912 00:44:53,329 --> 00:44:54,626 Oh, shit. Don't remind me. 913 00:44:54,697 --> 00:44:55,686 What happened? 914 00:44:55,765 --> 00:44:56,891 - Tell him. - Hell no! 915 00:44:56,966 --> 00:44:58,490 Okay, I'll tell him. 916 00:44:58,568 --> 00:45:00,092 Mondo and I go to this one sex party, right? 917 00:45:00,169 --> 00:45:02,729 And there was this one hot, HOT Latino there. 918 00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:04,295 Yeah, and he turned into a bitter queen 919 00:45:04,373 --> 00:45:05,931 because he went for me and not him. 920 00:45:06,008 --> 00:45:08,738 Oh, yeah, that fucker. 921 00:45:08,811 --> 00:45:10,278 Anyway, what's his nuts? 922 00:45:10,346 --> 00:45:12,439 Let's call him Paco. 923 00:45:12,515 --> 00:45:14,449 Paco and Mondo are getting it on, right? 924 00:45:14,517 --> 00:45:16,041 What do you mean 'getting it on?' 925 00:45:16,118 --> 00:45:17,107 You know-- 926 00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:18,278 We were just playing around. 927 00:45:18,354 --> 00:45:19,651 Yeah, whatever. 928 00:45:19,722 --> 00:45:20,882 Paco's eating Mondo's ass. 929 00:45:20,957 --> 00:45:23,187 So Paco is all up inside of Mondo's ass. 930 00:45:23,259 --> 00:45:25,921 Then Paco starts coughing. 931 00:45:25,995 --> 00:45:27,895 He won't stop coughing! 932 00:45:27,964 --> 00:45:30,956 He keeps coughing and starts hacking! 933 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:33,433 He starts having an asthma attack while eating his ass! 934 00:45:33,502 --> 00:45:35,936 Mondo jumps up and is like, "Are you okay 935 00:45:36,005 --> 00:45:38,200 Did something come out?" 936 00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:40,572 He keeps coughing. 937 00:45:42,945 --> 00:45:44,879 Mondo thought it was his ass! 938 00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:46,539 What the hell was I supposed to think? 939 00:45:46,616 --> 00:45:49,084 Everyone in the room just froze and stared at us! 940 00:45:49,151 --> 00:45:51,881 Nobody would come near Mondo for the rest of the night. 941 00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:54,047 It didn't help what you did, either! 942 00:45:54,123 --> 00:45:55,317 What did you do? 943 00:45:55,391 --> 00:45:57,416 This ho, in front of everybody the entire room says, 944 00:45:57,493 --> 00:46:00,326 "That's not the first time he's made someone do that." 945 00:46:00,396 --> 00:46:02,364 Yes, I did! 946 00:46:06,035 --> 00:46:08,526 Mondo, we had a good time back then. 947 00:46:08,604 --> 00:46:10,970 Yeah, we did. 948 00:46:13,075 --> 00:46:17,978 Speaking of groups - we need some condoms. 949 00:46:18,047 --> 00:46:20,106 Who's gonna go get some? 950 00:46:20,182 --> 00:46:23,345 Jason, why don't you go? 951 00:46:23,419 --> 00:46:25,444 Huh? 952 00:46:25,521 --> 00:46:28,422 Unless you don't want to. 953 00:46:28,491 --> 00:46:30,652 No, that's fine. I'll go. 954 00:46:30,726 --> 00:46:32,591 Mondo, you coming with me? 955 00:46:32,662 --> 00:46:35,028 Actually, I kind of wanna stick around here, 956 00:46:35,097 --> 00:46:36,792 catch up with Charlie. 957 00:46:36,866 --> 00:46:39,198 Is that okay? I'll come if you want me to. 958 00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,463 I understand if you have a problem 959 00:46:41,537 --> 00:46:43,937 with Mondo and I being alone together. 960 00:46:44,006 --> 00:46:45,803 I mean, look at me. 961 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,934 I am hard to resist. 962 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:51,207 No, that's okay. I'll go. 963 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,838 What do we need? 964 00:46:52,915 --> 00:46:54,974 I guess a twelve pack should be enough 965 00:46:55,051 --> 00:46:56,575 for all of us for tonight. 966 00:46:56,652 --> 00:46:57,641 Yeah, whatever. 967 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:58,982 I'll need a pack for myself. 968 00:46:59,055 --> 00:47:00,818 Magnums, of course. 969 00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:02,414 I'll be right back. 970 00:47:02,491 --> 00:47:04,288 Hey, hey, hey. 971 00:47:08,597 --> 00:47:10,087 I'll miss you. 972 00:47:11,634 --> 00:47:13,226 Bye. 973 00:47:20,309 --> 00:47:21,742 Anyway. 974 00:47:22,211 --> 00:47:23,769 How are you doin' in there? 975 00:47:23,846 --> 00:47:25,905 I don't know if I'm doing this right. 976 00:47:25,981 --> 00:47:27,175 Do you want me to come in there and help you? 977 00:47:27,249 --> 00:47:28,614 No! 978 00:47:28,684 --> 00:47:30,845 Well, maybe. 979 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,751 What's the matter? What do you need? 980 00:47:32,822 --> 00:47:34,255 Hold on. 981 00:47:34,323 --> 00:47:36,883 How do I get... in the best... 982 00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:38,392 Position? 983 00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:39,519 Yeah. 984 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:41,460 How are you right now? 985 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:44,988 I'm bent over with my head between my legs. 986 00:47:45,067 --> 00:47:46,432 Yeah? 987 00:47:46,502 --> 00:47:47,833 Hold on. 988 00:47:47,903 --> 00:47:50,463 Remember when we used to have P.E. together?. 989 00:47:50,539 --> 00:47:52,166 Yeah. 990 00:47:52,241 --> 00:47:56,541 Remember that one exercise called 'picking cherries'? 991 00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:59,513 - Sure. - I'm like that. 992 00:47:59,582 --> 00:48:01,743 Okay. 993 00:48:01,817 --> 00:48:05,548 And I'm holding the bottle and trying to put it... 994 00:48:05,621 --> 00:48:07,782 where it needs to be. 995 00:48:07,857 --> 00:48:09,347 I'm having problems. 996 00:48:09,425 --> 00:48:10,949 Relax. 997 00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:13,256 Forget all that cherry picking shit and just listen. 998 00:48:13,329 --> 00:48:16,560 Get on your hands and knees, doggie style. 999 00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:18,532 Okay. 1000 00:48:18,601 --> 00:48:23,129 Now...put your chin on your chest, 1001 00:48:23,205 --> 00:48:25,366 arch your back and stick your ass way in the air. 1002 00:48:25,441 --> 00:48:29,309 Then reach around that way. Try that. 1003 00:48:29,378 --> 00:48:31,539 Okay. Then what? 1004 00:48:31,614 --> 00:48:33,582 Put the bottle in and squeeze it. 1005 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,207 What? 1006 00:48:35,284 --> 00:48:37,514 Put the bottle in your ass and squeeze it! 1007 00:48:37,586 --> 00:48:39,383 - I'm confused. - What are you confused about? 1008 00:48:39,455 --> 00:48:41,787 Put the bear in your ass and squeeze it accordingly! 1009 00:48:41,857 --> 00:48:44,451 Okay, hold on. Wait. 1010 00:48:44,527 --> 00:48:46,893 Okay, I got it. 1011 00:48:46,962 --> 00:48:49,192 Good. How does it feel? 1012 00:48:49,265 --> 00:48:50,994 Good. Now what? 1013 00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:54,058 How do you feel? Do you feel full? 1014 00:48:54,136 --> 00:48:55,694 What? 1015 00:48:55,771 --> 00:48:58,103 Have you squeezed it a lot? 1016 00:48:58,174 --> 00:49:00,108 How much do you squish the bear?. 1017 00:49:00,176 --> 00:49:02,940 Until you're uncomfortable. You squish it until... 1018 00:49:03,012 --> 00:49:04,274 You know. 1019 00:49:04,346 --> 00:49:06,041 Okay. Now what? 1020 00:49:06,115 --> 00:49:08,583 Now stand over the shower head and just... 1021 00:49:08,651 --> 00:49:11,381 Um, Ben? 1022 00:49:11,454 --> 00:49:13,615 What? 1023 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:15,122 Nothing's coming out. 1024 00:49:15,191 --> 00:49:16,852 I don't know where it went, Ben. 1025 00:49:16,926 --> 00:49:19,019 I'm gonna die. 1026 00:49:19,094 --> 00:49:20,322 Gordy? 1027 00:49:20,396 --> 00:49:21,693 Yes? 1028 00:49:21,764 --> 00:49:24,255 Did you put water in the bottle? 1029 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,801 Oh, I was supposed to put water in it?. 1030 00:49:28,337 --> 00:49:30,271 Ben, stop! I'm naked! 1031 00:49:30,339 --> 00:49:33,740 - I've seen your fat ass naked! - Oh, my God! 1032 00:49:58,868 --> 00:50:00,768 Hey. What's up? 1033 00:50:00,836 --> 00:50:02,428 Charlie got an email. 1034 00:50:02,505 --> 00:50:03,870 What'cha got there? 1035 00:50:03,939 --> 00:50:05,406 Condoms. 1036 00:50:05,474 --> 00:50:07,465 Have you seen him? Or Mondo? 1037 00:50:07,543 --> 00:50:09,170 I think they're in the other room. 1038 00:50:09,245 --> 00:50:11,076 - They're watching TV. - They're eating. 1039 00:50:11,146 --> 00:50:13,205 - They're eating. - They're watching TV. 1040 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,846 Thanks. 1041 00:51:35,097 --> 00:51:36,325 Hi. 1042 00:51:36,398 --> 00:51:39,231 - Hi, Jason. - Hey, baby. 1043 00:51:39,301 --> 00:51:41,326 Did you get the condoms? 1044 00:51:41,403 --> 00:51:43,200 Cool. 1045 00:51:43,272 --> 00:51:46,002 I was helping Charlie trim his body hair. 1046 00:51:46,075 --> 00:51:49,169 You know how the inside of the crack is hardest to get. 1047 00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:51,007 It didn't look like trimming to me. 1048 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,638 What? The kiss? 1049 00:51:52,715 --> 00:51:54,182 That was nothing. 1050 00:51:54,249 --> 00:51:55,238 Hello! 1051 00:51:55,317 --> 00:51:57,217 I might be sucking his cock in a few hours anyway... 1052 00:51:57,286 --> 00:51:58,878 along with a few other boys. 1053 00:51:58,954 --> 00:52:00,615 Baby, we were just kissing. 1054 00:52:00,689 --> 00:52:02,179 We're on our way to a sex party. 1055 00:52:02,257 --> 00:52:03,554 Kissing should be the least of your worries - 1056 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:05,253 don't you think? 1057 00:52:05,327 --> 00:52:06,624 I know. 1058 00:52:07,963 --> 00:52:09,828 I don't know. 1059 00:52:09,898 --> 00:52:12,594 I just know... 1060 00:52:12,668 --> 00:52:15,694 it just feels weird to walk in and see 1061 00:52:15,771 --> 00:52:19,867 my boyfriend kissing another guy when I'm not around. 1062 00:52:21,176 --> 00:52:23,110 I don't know. 1063 00:52:23,178 --> 00:52:28,810 Something about that... just isn't right. 1064 00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:32,115 It doesn't feel good. 1065 00:52:33,856 --> 00:52:36,256 I don't know. 1066 00:52:36,859 --> 00:52:39,293 I'll be in the other room while you two 1067 00:52:39,361 --> 00:52:42,125 work out this married-folk drama. 1068 00:52:43,632 --> 00:52:46,032 No. You're staying. 1069 00:52:46,101 --> 00:52:47,500 Excuse me? 1070 00:52:47,569 --> 00:52:49,594 Jason, what are you doing? 1071 00:52:49,672 --> 00:52:51,537 Why do you hate me? 1072 00:52:51,607 --> 00:52:53,302 I don't hate you? 1073 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,343 Well, you sure as hell don't like me. 1074 00:52:55,411 --> 00:52:58,209 Jason... Of course, I like you. 1075 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,714 Then why are you always trying to hurt me? 1076 00:53:00,783 --> 00:53:02,648 Hurt you? How?. 1077 00:53:02,718 --> 00:53:04,015 Your man was kissing on me 1078 00:53:04,086 --> 00:53:06,111 as much as I was kissing on him. 1079 00:53:06,188 --> 00:53:08,452 You need to be having this conversation with him. 1080 00:53:08,524 --> 00:53:10,424 You're right. 1081 00:53:10,492 --> 00:53:12,460 But you're first. 1082 00:53:12,528 --> 00:53:14,018 Why do you deliberately try to make me 1083 00:53:14,096 --> 00:53:15,791 feel uncomfortable around Mondo? 1084 00:53:15,864 --> 00:53:17,991 I don't have any idea what you're talking about. 1085 00:53:18,067 --> 00:53:20,467 Mondo and I happen to have a history together. 1086 00:53:20,536 --> 00:53:22,629 One that doesn't include you. 1087 00:53:22,705 --> 00:53:24,229 If that makes you very uncomfortable 1088 00:53:24,306 --> 00:53:26,069 and insecure, that's not my problem. 1089 00:53:26,141 --> 00:53:27,301 That's yours. 1090 00:53:27,376 --> 00:53:28,809 And if you're gonna get so freaky-deeky 1091 00:53:28,877 --> 00:53:30,469 about another man touching yours, 1092 00:53:30,546 --> 00:53:33,310 then how are you gonna be able to go to a sex party 1093 00:53:33,382 --> 00:53:35,350 where there are gonna be lots of guys there 1094 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:38,511 that are going to be kissing on him and having sex with him? 1095 00:53:38,587 --> 00:53:40,350 How in the hell are you gonna handle that? 1096 00:53:40,422 --> 00:53:41,980 For whatever reason, Charlie, 1097 00:53:42,057 --> 00:53:44,150 I think I'd be less uncomfortable with Mondo 1098 00:53:44,226 --> 00:53:47,389 being with other guys than him being with you. 1099 00:53:47,463 --> 00:53:49,795 And why is that? 1100 00:53:49,865 --> 00:53:51,856 Because they don't have any other agendas 1101 00:53:51,934 --> 00:53:54,368 besides getting off. 1102 00:53:54,436 --> 00:53:55,528 And I do? 1103 00:53:55,604 --> 00:53:57,094 Baby, just calm down. 1104 00:53:57,172 --> 00:53:58,764 I think you do. 1105 00:53:58,841 --> 00:54:00,570 And what, may I ask, is that agenda 1106 00:54:00,642 --> 00:54:03,941 that I have so cleverly and mysteriously concocted? 1107 00:54:04,012 --> 00:54:06,480 You don't want us to be happy. 1108 00:54:06,548 --> 00:54:09,517 In fact, I don't think you even want us together. 1109 00:54:11,653 --> 00:54:15,214 I don't have to arrange some big, devious, elaborate plot 1110 00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:16,814 to take your man. 1111 00:54:16,892 --> 00:54:18,325 I could do it with a snap of my fingers, 1112 00:54:18,393 --> 00:54:19,655 but I don't want him. 1113 00:54:19,728 --> 00:54:21,889 I've had him and I don't want him back. 1114 00:54:21,964 --> 00:54:23,261 What's going on? 1115 00:54:23,332 --> 00:54:25,061 I didn't say you wanted him. 1116 00:54:25,134 --> 00:54:28,035 I said you didn't want us together. 1117 00:54:28,103 --> 00:54:29,764 Explain, please. 1118 00:54:29,838 --> 00:54:32,830 Because of the fact that you're bitter and hateful 1119 00:54:32,908 --> 00:54:34,808 by not being with anyone - 1120 00:54:34,877 --> 00:54:36,868 and let's face it, being with Helen 1121 00:54:36,945 --> 00:54:39,573 wasn't serious in your book or anyone else's - 1122 00:54:39,648 --> 00:54:41,013 and it makes you wanna see 1123 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,812 every relationship around you fail. 1124 00:54:42,885 --> 00:54:44,284 Stop that. 1125 00:54:44,353 --> 00:54:46,753 Oh, yes, Jason. You're so right. 1126 00:54:46,822 --> 00:54:49,620 I want a boyfriend so bad so I can have him throw 1127 00:54:49,691 --> 00:54:51,682 little jealousy tantrums around my friends. 1128 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,957 I want that whole couple-drama of phone calls, 1129 00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:57,760 checking in, the mundane repetition, 1130 00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:00,859 that same piece of ass every single day. 1131 00:55:00,936 --> 00:55:03,200 Going to work, coming home, eating, 1132 00:55:03,272 --> 00:55:05,103 television, then going to bed. 1133 00:55:05,174 --> 00:55:08,337 You're right, Jason. I want that so bad. 1134 00:55:08,410 --> 00:55:09,638 You do! 1135 00:55:09,711 --> 00:55:11,770 You do want that, Charlie! 1136 00:55:11,847 --> 00:55:14,111 Every single one of them! 1137 00:55:14,183 --> 00:55:17,414 And if you can't have them you don't want me to either - 1138 00:55:17,486 --> 00:55:19,351 or anyone else! 1139 00:55:19,421 --> 00:55:20,547 You know what, Jason. 1140 00:55:20,622 --> 00:55:22,112 You're really starting to piss me off! 1141 00:55:22,191 --> 00:55:23,624 Mondo, you might want to put your wife 1142 00:55:23,692 --> 00:55:25,319 back in line before I bitch-slap her ass. 1143 00:55:25,394 --> 00:55:27,692 Do it and get your fucking ass kicked! 1144 00:55:27,763 --> 00:55:28,923 Stop! 1145 00:55:28,997 --> 00:55:30,294 I won't go down without a fight! 1146 00:55:30,365 --> 00:55:31,525 I'm scared now, bitch! 1147 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,828 You're gonna be scared, bitch! 1148 00:55:32,901 --> 00:55:35,096 You're just another homewrecker, Charlie. 1149 00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,637 One of those pathetic motherfuckers who can't 1150 00:55:36,705 --> 00:55:38,764 do anything but take other people's men 1151 00:55:38,841 --> 00:55:41,935 because they're so unhappy and alone! 1152 00:55:42,010 --> 00:55:44,410 And you're just the perfect couple. 1153 00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:47,107 You think you need me to break you guys up? 1154 00:55:47,182 --> 00:55:49,514 You're in the H.O.V. lane to Break Up City, boy. 1155 00:55:49,585 --> 00:55:51,712 Only six months... 1156 00:55:51,787 --> 00:55:54,347 and Mondo's already tired of fucking just you. 1157 00:55:54,423 --> 00:55:58,325 He needs to fuck strange boys to keep him satisfied. 1158 00:55:58,393 --> 00:56:00,486 Right, Mondo? 1159 00:56:02,631 --> 00:56:04,656 I'll be in the other room, boys. 1160 00:56:15,377 --> 00:56:17,504 Why didn't you say anything? 1161 00:56:17,579 --> 00:56:19,069 What do you mean? 1162 00:56:19,147 --> 00:56:21,081 All that stuff he just said. 1163 00:56:21,149 --> 00:56:23,481 Why didn't you say anything? 1164 00:56:23,552 --> 00:56:26,521 I don't know. What was I supposed to say? 1165 00:56:30,592 --> 00:56:32,719 Is it true? 1166 00:56:32,794 --> 00:56:34,887 Is what true? 1167 00:56:34,963 --> 00:56:37,329 What he said about you being tired of me. 1168 00:56:37,399 --> 00:56:39,196 Baby, of course not. 1169 00:56:39,268 --> 00:56:40,963 Charlie's just trying to make you upset 1170 00:56:41,036 --> 00:56:42,560 and get under your skin. Don't let him do that. 1171 00:56:42,638 --> 00:56:43,969 Why do you wanna go? 1172 00:56:44,039 --> 00:56:45,529 Jason... 1173 00:56:45,607 --> 00:56:47,006 We've already talked about this. 1174 00:56:47,075 --> 00:56:49,066 I'm not gonna go over it again. 1175 00:56:49,144 --> 00:56:51,442 You're upset because of what happened with Charlie. 1176 00:56:51,513 --> 00:56:54,482 Don't take that out on me. We already talked about it. 1177 00:56:56,652 --> 00:56:59,519 What if I don't wanna go? 1178 00:56:59,588 --> 00:57:01,215 What? 1179 00:57:03,659 --> 00:57:05,718 I told you. We won't go. 1180 00:57:05,794 --> 00:57:07,659 Are you changing your mind? 1181 00:57:07,729 --> 00:57:09,720 We can go tell the guys we changed our minds 1182 00:57:09,798 --> 00:57:10,958 and they can go without us. 1183 00:57:11,033 --> 00:57:12,591 They won't even miss us. 1184 00:57:12,668 --> 00:57:15,660 I mean, we haven't even been invited yet anyway. 1185 00:57:16,471 --> 00:57:17,904 Hey, guys. Sorry. 1186 00:57:17,973 --> 00:57:20,669 Just wanted to let you know we got another email. 1187 00:57:20,742 --> 00:57:22,642 You're both in. 1188 00:57:26,481 --> 00:57:29,143 Don't let Charlie ruin our night, okay? 1189 00:57:31,153 --> 00:57:32,950 I love you. 1190 00:57:34,089 --> 00:57:36,148 Mondo, l-- 1191 00:57:52,941 --> 00:57:55,842 C'mon. Let's go get ready. 1192 00:58:00,382 --> 00:58:01,850 [cell phone rings] 1193 00:58:01,850 --> 00:58:02,839 [cell phone rings] 1194 00:58:08,357 --> 00:58:11,053 Hello? 1195 00:58:12,594 --> 00:58:15,119 What do you want, Jon? 1196 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:19,029 Yeah. 1197 00:58:19,101 --> 00:58:21,035 I'll meet with you. 1198 00:58:24,706 --> 00:58:26,503 I'm at Ben's place. 1199 00:58:27,576 --> 00:58:30,511 Okay, I'll see you in a few. 1200 00:58:31,346 --> 00:58:32,677 Bye. 1201 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:35,839 Who was that? 1202 00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:38,215 It was Jon. 1203 00:58:38,286 --> 00:58:39,878 So, what? He wants to talk? 1204 00:58:39,955 --> 00:58:42,890 Ben, please don't say anything. 1205 00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:44,516 I'm confused enough as it is. 1206 00:58:44,593 --> 00:58:46,561 You're wasting your time with him. 1207 00:58:46,628 --> 00:58:48,118 You're my friend and I can't let you 1208 00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:49,561 go through that shit with him again. 1209 00:58:49,631 --> 00:58:51,394 I mean, he's just gonna use you like he always does 1210 00:58:51,466 --> 00:58:53,024 and then leave you for someone else. 1211 00:58:53,101 --> 00:58:54,693 I didn't say I was gonna take him back. 1212 00:58:54,770 --> 00:58:55,759 But you will! 1213 00:58:55,837 --> 00:58:57,737 And that's my business, Ben! 1214 00:58:58,940 --> 00:59:01,067 Thank you for caring... 1215 00:59:01,143 --> 00:59:03,941 but I think I'll handle it from here. 1216 00:59:30,272 --> 00:59:32,331 When's he getting here. 1217 00:59:32,407 --> 00:59:35,205 In the next few minutes. 1218 00:59:37,179 --> 00:59:39,079 Are you ready to talk to him? 1219 00:59:39,147 --> 00:59:41,707 I don't know. 1220 00:59:42,818 --> 00:59:44,786 You okay? 1221 00:59:47,055 --> 00:59:48,886 Of course not. 1222 00:59:51,827 --> 00:59:53,419 He breaks up with me 1223 00:59:53,495 --> 00:59:56,225 because he says he needs some space. 1224 00:59:56,298 --> 00:59:58,596 I'm trying to do the right thing and give him what he wants. 1225 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:00,191 He wants you back. 1226 01:00:02,704 --> 01:00:04,035 I don't know. 1227 01:00:04,106 --> 01:00:05,471 He's gonna leave you. 1228 01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:07,735 Do you wanna go through that shit with him again? 1229 01:00:10,112 --> 01:00:14,105 Honestly... 1230 01:00:14,182 --> 01:00:16,480 he's the man of my dreams. 1231 01:00:16,551 --> 01:00:18,178 Oh, my God! That's pathetic. 1232 01:00:18,253 --> 01:00:20,244 I know... 1233 01:00:20,322 --> 01:00:22,586 But if I could look through every magazine 1234 01:00:22,657 --> 01:00:25,490 and pick out the best part from every man, 1235 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,757 put them together and create one... 1236 01:00:28,830 --> 01:00:31,264 that's Jon. 1237 01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:33,893 Every one of my tastes and attractions 1238 01:00:33,969 --> 01:00:35,766 pulls me directly toward him. 1239 01:00:35,837 --> 01:00:37,498 And he doesn't wanna be with you. 1240 01:00:37,572 --> 01:00:39,938 Or does he? 1241 01:00:42,511 --> 01:00:46,811 And if he does, do I wanna take him back? 1242 01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:52,543 I wanna know that he wants to be with me. 1243 01:00:52,621 --> 01:00:56,284 Not be with me because he's tired of looking. 1244 01:00:56,358 --> 01:01:02,058 Ben... I don't know what to do. 1245 01:01:02,130 --> 01:01:05,588 Don't see him again. 1246 01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:08,192 What if? 1247 01:01:08,270 --> 01:01:12,434 What if...he's changed? 1248 01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:15,806 What if he knows what it's like to not be with me 1249 01:01:15,877 --> 01:01:18,175 and decided he wants to take me back? 1250 01:01:21,082 --> 01:01:23,050 I slept with him. 1251 01:01:26,154 --> 01:01:27,451 Excuse me? 1252 01:01:27,522 --> 01:01:29,547 I'm telling you this because I know for a fact 1253 01:01:29,624 --> 01:01:31,148 that he's not good for you. 1254 01:01:31,226 --> 01:01:32,784 I mean, what kind of a guy would do that? 1255 01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:33,850 What kind of a guy would sleep with your friends. 1256 01:01:33,929 --> 01:01:35,123 You slept with Jon? 1257 01:01:35,197 --> 01:01:36,960 I know, I know. It's horrible. 1258 01:01:37,032 --> 01:01:38,124 I shouldn't have done it, 1259 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,189 but he put me in that situation. 1260 01:01:39,267 --> 01:01:40,495 That's his fault. 1261 01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:41,900 We were both really drunk and he came up to me 1262 01:01:41,970 --> 01:01:43,335 and said he always thought I was so hot-- 1263 01:01:43,405 --> 01:01:45,066 What about you, Ben? 1264 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,040 I would expect this from Jon. 1265 01:01:47,108 --> 01:01:49,099 He's a fucked up child that can't decide 1266 01:01:49,177 --> 01:01:51,372 what the hell he wants and he doesn't care 1267 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,641 about anybody else's feelings but himself! 1268 01:01:53,715 --> 01:01:55,683 But what about you? 1269 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:59,578 What kind of friend are you to do that to me? 1270 01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,121 I'm always there for you, Gordy 1271 01:02:01,189 --> 01:02:02,281 I do things for you all the time. 1272 01:02:02,357 --> 01:02:03,984 Don't ask me what kind of a friend I am. 1273 01:02:04,059 --> 01:02:05,287 And technically, you weren't together. 1274 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,588 You'd already broken up. 1275 01:02:06,661 --> 01:02:07,753 It's not about that. 1276 01:02:07,829 --> 01:02:09,490 It's totally about that. I didn't do anything wrong. 1277 01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:10,861 If you guys were together, I never would have 1278 01:02:10,932 --> 01:02:12,297 thought about that, but you weren't. 1279 01:02:12,367 --> 01:02:13,595 You broke up days before. 1280 01:02:13,668 --> 01:02:15,295 And that makes it all right to you? 1281 01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,667 Yes! 1282 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:18,501 Oh, my God, Ben. 1283 01:02:18,573 --> 01:02:21,440 Why would you fuck Jon? 1284 01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:24,171 He doesn't have any money. 1285 01:02:27,749 --> 01:02:29,876 Okay. 1286 01:02:29,951 --> 01:02:32,385 Let's get technical about this, Gordy. 1287 01:02:32,454 --> 01:02:34,615 I mean, can you blame him for sleeping with me? 1288 01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:37,453 I mean, look at me... and look at you. 1289 01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:44,722 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1290 01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:46,767 Get off me! 1291 01:02:50,839 --> 01:02:54,570 I'm not mad that you slept with Jon. 1292 01:02:56,478 --> 01:03:02,906 I'm upset...that you slept with someone that I loved. 1293 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:11,423 It's not about being together or any of that shit. 1294 01:03:11,493 --> 01:03:13,723 It's about respect. 1295 01:03:16,498 --> 01:03:19,763 I wouldn't do that to you, Ben. 1296 01:03:21,803 --> 01:03:24,397 But you know, you're right. 1297 01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:27,236 You're a hot guy. 1298 01:03:27,309 --> 01:03:29,140 You are. 1299 01:03:29,210 --> 01:03:31,940 I mean, you have a relationship. 1300 01:03:32,013 --> 01:03:35,278 You found someone that's committed to you. 1301 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:36,715 You have money. 1302 01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:39,219 You have a place to live. 1303 01:03:39,287 --> 01:03:41,448 You're happy. Right? 1304 01:03:41,523 --> 01:03:42,751 Gordy, that's not what-- 1305 01:03:42,824 --> 01:03:44,724 No, wait. 1306 01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:46,761 You're happy...right? 1307 01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:49,761 Right. 1308 01:03:53,068 --> 01:03:56,868 Then if you're so happy... 1309 01:03:56,938 --> 01:03:59,304 why the hell are you needing more? 1310 01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:17,181 What's goin' on? 1311 01:04:17,258 --> 01:04:19,818 It's Gordo. I think his man just showed up. 1312 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:50,617 I wonder what that was about. 1313 01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:53,150 Oh, well. 1314 01:04:53,228 --> 01:04:55,924 We about ready? It's almost time. 1315 01:04:56,931 --> 01:04:58,831 - Any other emails? - Nope. 1316 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:02,199 Who's riding with who? I've got directions. 1317 01:05:02,270 --> 01:05:04,397 Is it time already? 1318 01:05:04,472 --> 01:05:06,531 I've got room in my car for everybody. 1319 01:05:06,608 --> 01:05:08,098 Maybe we should ride separately 1320 01:05:08,176 --> 01:05:11,407 in case somebody wants to leave earlier or stay later. 1321 01:05:11,479 --> 01:05:15,006 Mondo and I can ride together. 1322 01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:16,948 Cool. Let's go. 1323 01:05:17,018 --> 01:05:20,579 - This is so far. - No, it's not. 1324 01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:24,217 Mondo... 1325 01:05:24,292 --> 01:05:26,260 Can I talk to you for a second? 1326 01:05:26,327 --> 01:05:29,160 Oh, sure. I'll be right down, guys. 1327 01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,663 Okay. 1328 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,357 Yeah, what's up? 1329 01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:52,183 Hello? 1330 01:05:52,253 --> 01:05:53,618 You okay? 1331 01:05:56,224 --> 01:06:00,126 Yeah... You ready? 1332 01:06:00,195 --> 01:06:03,255 Yeah, baby. Let's go. 1333 01:06:05,066 --> 01:06:06,829 Don't go! 1334 01:06:12,507 --> 01:06:14,475 What? 1335 01:06:15,310 --> 01:06:17,710 Don't go. 1336 01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:21,171 I'm sorry. 1337 01:06:21,249 --> 01:06:24,082 I'm sorry... Don't go. 1338 01:06:24,152 --> 01:06:25,983 Please. I don't want you to go. 1339 01:06:26,054 --> 01:06:28,454 I don't want us to go. Please? 1340 01:06:28,523 --> 01:06:32,323 What are you talking about? What are you doing? 1341 01:06:32,393 --> 01:06:34,486 I can't do it. 1342 01:06:35,897 --> 01:06:40,732 I can't see you... with someone else. 1343 01:06:41,903 --> 01:06:43,666 I can't see you in their arms 1344 01:06:43,738 --> 01:06:45,330 when they're supposed to be mine. 1345 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:49,671 You're mine. 1346 01:06:50,545 --> 01:06:52,172 You're mine. 1347 01:06:52,247 --> 01:06:54,738 You're not anybody else's. 1348 01:06:55,416 --> 01:07:00,115 Please? Can we just stay? 1349 01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:04,249 Or we can go home and sit on the couch 1350 01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:06,589 and just hold each other. 1351 01:07:07,629 --> 01:07:09,096 Please. 1352 01:07:09,163 --> 01:07:11,324 I don't want anyone else to hold you. 1353 01:07:11,399 --> 01:07:13,094 Please. 1354 01:07:13,968 --> 01:07:15,993 Why couldn't you tell me this before? 1355 01:07:16,070 --> 01:07:19,562 We talked about it over and over again, Jason! 1356 01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:20,767 Why now?. 1357 01:07:20,842 --> 01:07:22,810 We're gonna look like idiots. This is fucking embarrassing! 1358 01:07:22,877 --> 01:07:25,107 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1359 01:07:25,179 --> 01:07:27,010 I was scared. 1360 01:07:27,081 --> 01:07:29,948 I was scared of losing you. 1361 01:07:30,018 --> 01:07:32,282 I wanted to be into all of the things 1362 01:07:32,353 --> 01:07:35,811 that you were into... so you would like me. 1363 01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:39,253 I just wanted you to like me. 1364 01:07:39,327 --> 01:07:42,319 I wanted to be everything for you. 1365 01:07:43,698 --> 01:07:46,496 Please can we stay? 1366 01:07:46,568 --> 01:07:48,399 Please? 1367 01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:53,137 Why are you telling me this now? 1368 01:07:53,207 --> 01:07:55,732 I don't know, but I'm telling you now. 1369 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,040 I don't wanna go. 1370 01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:01,648 I don't wanna go. 1371 01:08:01,716 --> 01:08:04,981 Remember when you said 1372 01:08:05,053 --> 01:08:08,921 if I didn't wanna go to just tell you? 1373 01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,423 We wouldn't go. 1374 01:08:10,491 --> 01:08:12,755 And you would take care of me. 1375 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,351 Remember that? 1376 01:08:14,429 --> 01:08:16,659 I'm telling you now... 1377 01:08:16,731 --> 01:08:19,632 I don't want to go. 1378 01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:24,436 Mondo... Please... 1379 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:29,807 Please take care of me. 1380 01:08:29,877 --> 01:08:34,837 I can't see myself with anybody else but you. 1381 01:08:36,818 --> 01:08:38,683 Is that bad? 1382 01:08:40,488 --> 01:08:44,254 No, baby. It's not bad. 1383 01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:47,493 Thank God. 1384 01:08:53,701 --> 01:08:55,726 I'm going. 1385 01:08:59,974 --> 01:09:01,874 What? 1386 01:09:01,943 --> 01:09:03,911 I'm going. 1387 01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:10,217 But, baby, I don't wanna go. 1388 01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:14,015 Then you...stay. 1389 01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:18,990 No, Mondo. No! 1390 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,187 Baby, please wait. 1391 01:09:21,262 --> 01:09:22,854 Just look at me. 1392 01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:24,454 Look at me. You don't need them. 1393 01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:25,499 I'll take care of you-- 1394 01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:26,794 Stop! 1395 01:09:26,868 --> 01:09:28,529 Mondo! Please don't go. 1396 01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:30,070 I love you. 1397 01:09:30,138 --> 01:09:31,469 Mondo, I love you! 1398 01:09:31,539 --> 01:09:33,473 I said stop it! 1399 01:09:56,898 --> 01:09:58,957 I'm sorry. 1400 01:10:27,929 --> 01:10:29,453 Hang on one second, okay? 1401 01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:30,690 Okay. 1402 01:10:47,615 --> 01:10:51,176 Gordy, I am so sorry. 1403 01:10:53,654 --> 01:10:56,122 I didn't mean that. 1404 01:10:56,190 --> 01:10:59,057 I love you. 1405 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:05,159 And I will always be your friend. 1406 01:11:05,233 --> 01:11:08,896 Please don't forget that. Okay? 1407 01:11:20,448 --> 01:11:22,507 You ready? 1408 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:25,518 I'll catch up with you guys in a minute. 1409 01:11:31,526 --> 01:11:33,687 - Hey. - Hey. 1410 01:11:33,761 --> 01:11:35,592 You okay? 1411 01:11:35,663 --> 01:11:38,223 Huh? Oh...yeah. 1412 01:11:46,574 --> 01:11:48,269 Let's get out of here. 1413 01:11:53,548 --> 01:11:56,039 Did you guys break up? 1414 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:58,813 I don't wanna talk about it. 1415 01:11:58,886 --> 01:12:00,353 Okay. 1416 01:12:07,161 --> 01:12:10,460 What I don't get is... he breaks up with me, 1417 01:12:10,531 --> 01:12:12,522 then he says he wants-- 1418 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,862 Hey. 1419 01:12:13,935 --> 01:12:16,904 I thought you didn't wanna talk about it. 1420 01:12:18,039 --> 01:12:20,234 You're not very good at this, are you? 1421 01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:23,406 It's all right. 1422 01:12:25,913 --> 01:12:28,313 I didn't get an invitation, did I? 1423 01:12:28,382 --> 01:12:30,748 No. 1424 01:12:30,818 --> 01:12:33,013 Their loss. 1425 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,782 You wouldn't have gone anyway. 1426 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:37,552 It's not your thing. 1427 01:12:40,661 --> 01:12:42,629 I'm a good guy. 1428 01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,597 I mean... 1429 01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:49,728 I have a car, a job, an apartment... 1430 01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:52,204 Oh, I'm sorry. You have none of that. 1431 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,575 No, but I have an invite. 1432 01:12:56,644 --> 01:12:58,111 Bitch. 1433 01:13:00,615 --> 01:13:03,345 I have a family that loves me, 1434 01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:06,511 and I have lots of love to give back. 1435 01:13:06,587 --> 01:13:09,988 I guess some people just don't want that. 1436 01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:14,457 I thought everybody wanted love... 1437 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:16,894 Except for you, that is. 1438 01:13:16,964 --> 01:13:19,159 What do you mean by that? 1439 01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:20,495 All you want is lust. 1440 01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:22,229 Sex, sex, sex, me, me, me, 1441 01:13:22,303 --> 01:13:23,600 fuck, fuck, fuck-- 1442 01:13:23,671 --> 01:13:26,071 Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talkin' about. 1443 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,903 No, you're right. 1444 01:13:27,975 --> 01:13:30,170 I think everybody does want love. 1445 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:32,576 - Even me. - Yeah? 1446 01:13:32,647 --> 01:13:37,846 The guys I meet out there... 1447 01:13:37,919 --> 01:13:39,910 Maybe it's my fault. 1448 01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:42,387 Everybody I know that just 1449 01:13:42,456 --> 01:13:45,892 wants a hot, sweaty one-night stand. 1450 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,224 Oh, can I play my violin now?. 1451 01:13:48,296 --> 01:13:49,786 Whatever. 1452 01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:52,424 It's all well and good, but after a while 1453 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:54,297 there's something... 1454 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:56,302 something missing. 1455 01:13:56,370 --> 01:13:58,031 I don't know. 1456 01:13:58,105 --> 01:14:01,074 I don't see myself at home watching those cheesy, 1457 01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:04,407 romantic movies and they're running down the beach, 1458 01:14:04,478 --> 01:14:10,815 holding hands, falling in love, or some mushy shit like that... 1459 01:14:10,885 --> 01:14:14,480 I think to myself - I wonder what that feels like? 1460 01:14:14,555 --> 01:14:18,321 I wonder if that's just a movie thing... 1461 01:14:18,392 --> 01:14:20,587 or if it's real. 1462 01:14:20,661 --> 01:14:24,119 I don't know. I've never had that before. 1463 01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,928 But it makes me smile when I think about it. 1464 01:14:32,073 --> 01:14:34,439 It's real. 1465 01:14:34,508 --> 01:14:37,500 And it feels great. 1466 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,243 You all right, sweetie? 1467 01:15:17,651 --> 01:15:19,642 Come sit over here with me. 1468 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,453 You are? 1469 01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,053 Jason. 1470 01:15:30,131 --> 01:15:32,599 That's right - Jason. 1471 01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:34,429 Sit here and watch TV. 1472 01:15:36,604 --> 01:15:38,504 Okay. 1473 01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:51,110 Ben went to a sex party. 1474 01:15:53,254 --> 01:15:54,812 Oh. 1475 01:15:59,593 --> 01:16:02,061 You don't care? 1476 01:16:04,865 --> 01:16:07,333 Ben's a big boy. He can take care of himself. 1477 01:16:10,037 --> 01:16:12,938 But you're his boyfriend. 1478 01:16:13,007 --> 01:16:14,702 Don't you care? 1479 01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:18,611 He's young and healthy. 1480 01:16:18,679 --> 01:16:21,648 He's pretty to look at. Why shouldn't he have fun? 1481 01:16:24,718 --> 01:16:27,846 I don't see how you can do it. 1482 01:16:27,922 --> 01:16:29,822 I can't. 1483 01:16:29,890 --> 01:16:31,585 And that's fine, Jason. 1484 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:34,958 No one should ever do anything they're not comfortable doing. 1485 01:16:36,964 --> 01:16:39,398 Can I ask you a personal question? 1486 01:16:39,467 --> 01:16:42,061 Sure. What is it? 1487 01:16:42,136 --> 01:16:45,401 Did you know that everyone calls you Ben's Sugar Daddy? 1488 01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:47,771 I don't mind. 1489 01:16:47,842 --> 01:16:50,470 I don't think I am, 1490 01:16:50,544 --> 01:16:52,910 but it's okay if they call me that. 1491 01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:55,107 But you're supporting him, right? 1492 01:16:55,182 --> 01:16:56,649 Yes. 1493 01:16:56,717 --> 01:16:59,242 But our relationship is just like any other. 1494 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,380 Why are we with someone? 1495 01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,856 We're with someone to fulfill a need. 1496 01:17:04,925 --> 01:17:07,052 It might be a personality trait, 1497 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:11,861 a material object... an emotion. 1498 01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:15,925 A shy person dates the life of the party. 1499 01:17:16,003 --> 01:17:19,063 An artist dates an accountant. 1500 01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:23,201 And a man with no family wants nothing more 1501 01:17:23,277 --> 01:17:25,575 than to take care of someone. 1502 01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:27,511 It's all the same. 1503 01:17:28,616 --> 01:17:31,949 What if he leaves you for someone else? 1504 01:17:32,019 --> 01:17:34,579 There's nothing you can do to keep someone 1505 01:17:34,655 --> 01:17:38,022 from leaving you or cheating on you - 1506 01:17:38,092 --> 01:17:40,686 or falling out of love with you. 1507 01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:43,696 All you can do is love yourself. 1508 01:17:43,764 --> 01:17:45,459 Be confident... 1509 01:17:45,533 --> 01:17:48,502 be happy, be yourself. 1510 01:17:50,137 --> 01:17:53,231 And when you meet that person, 1511 01:17:53,307 --> 01:17:58,108 you hope that he sees that confidence, that happiness, 1512 01:17:58,179 --> 01:18:01,342 and he falls in love with you for all of those reasons. 1513 01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,179 Everything else is just wasted energy. 1514 01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:05,946 You can't control life. 1515 01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:09,717 You can try, but you'll fail miserably. 1516 01:18:09,790 --> 01:18:11,985 So, we have two options. 1517 01:18:12,059 --> 01:18:15,460 We can try and try to work on ways 1518 01:18:15,529 --> 01:18:17,759 to keep our loved ones, 1519 01:18:17,831 --> 01:18:20,629 or we can sit back and enjoy the ride. 1520 01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:23,896 I can't be okay with my boyfriend 1521 01:18:23,971 --> 01:18:26,531 being with other people. 1522 01:18:26,607 --> 01:18:29,542 I can't do it. 1523 01:18:29,610 --> 01:18:34,138 I want him so much. 1524 01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:38,174 And it hurts so bad. 1525 01:18:46,994 --> 01:18:50,760 It's okay to feel that way. 1526 01:18:50,831 --> 01:18:53,823 It is absolutely all right. 1527 01:18:54,635 --> 01:18:57,263 No one is asking you to be okay with it. 1528 01:18:59,673 --> 01:19:02,642 It's okay to feel the way you do. 1529 01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:10,383 You're going to be okay. 1530 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:16,014 I know it hurts. 1531 01:19:18,525 --> 01:19:21,323 Just cry it out. 1532 01:22:54,341 --> 01:22:55,968 I love you. 1533 01:22:57,945 --> 01:22:59,674 I love you, too. 1534 01:23:00,305 --> 01:23:06,547 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org105541