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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:01,502 >> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK... 2 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,703 >> I LIKE MY RING, AND IT CAME 3 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:03,804 FROM MIKE'S HEART, WHICH IS 4 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,706 REALLY GOOD, AND I DON'T THINK 5 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,641 YOU REALLY HAVE ONE. 6 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,743 >> I DO HAVE ONE, AND IT BELONGS 7 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:10,778 TO YOU. 8 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,246 >> MIKE, I JUST NEED YOU 9 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,181 TO BACK UP. 10 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,315 >> ALL THE WAY TO TAKIN' 11 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,317 MY RING BACK? 12 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,686 >> I LOVE YOU, MRS. McNAMARA. 13 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,854 >> THE KEY TO S'MORES IS GETTING 14 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,257 THE PERFECT PROPORTION BETWEEN 15 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:25,359 THE CHOCOLATE BAR TO, UH, 16 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,727 GRAHAM CRACKER. 17 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:27,761 >> LOOK AT THAT. 18 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,529 >> NICE. 19 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:28,862 >> MMM. 20 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,331 >> YOU MARRY A WOMAN YOU DON'T 21 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,565 EVEN KNOW, WHO TRIES 22 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,233 TO KILL YOU. 23 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,534 >> I DON'T NEED A LECTURE 24 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,735 FROM YOU. 25 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,779 [MR. SANDMAN 26 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,215 INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] 27 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,123 WELL, TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T 28 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:55,823 LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, 29 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,725 MRS. PIERCE. 30 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,893 >> WELL, I GUESS THE FACT THAT 31 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,695 I'M NOT PERFECT. 32 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,332 >> WELL, WHO IS? HEH HEH. 33 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,900 >> BARBIE. 34 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,836 >> IS BARBIE A FRIEND OF YOURS? 35 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,504 [BOTH LAUGH] 36 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,472 >> WELL, I'VE WORSHIPPED HER 37 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,607 SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 38 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,808 >> YOU MEAN THE DOLL. 39 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,610 >> OH, SHE'S MORE THAN A DOLL. 40 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,179 BARBIE AND KEN ARE THE SYNTHETIC 41 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,147 EMBODIMENT OF THE IDEAL 42 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,148 POSTMODERN COUPLE. 43 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,182 >> NOT TO MENTION THEY'VE BEEN 44 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,450 TOGETHER FOR 50 YEARS, NEVER 45 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:25,286 AGING, JUST CHANGING OUTFITS. 46 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,254 >> OF COURSE, HE DOESN'T HAVE 47 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,755 A PENIS, AND SHE W-- 48 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,622 DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. 49 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,557 >> BECAUSE THEY'VE MADE THE 50 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,791 ULTIMATE MONOGAMOUS COMMITMENT, 51 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:36,297 A SEX-FREE RELATIONSHIP. 52 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,931 >> WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY 53 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,400 INTERESTING, BUT, UM, 54 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,502 WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU HERE? 55 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,537 >> [GASPS] SHOW THEM, SKIP. 56 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,306 SKIP HAD HIS NIPPLES REMOVED. 57 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:45,939 >> MM-HMM. 58 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,275 >> ONE LESS EROGENOUS ZONE FOR 59 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,843 HIM TO THINK ABOUT. AND NOW WE'D 60 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,312 LIKE YOU TO REMOVE MINE. 61 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:55,516 >> YEAH. 62 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,551 LOOK, WE'RE NOT CRAZY, OK? WE'RE 63 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:58,852 BOTH VERY SUCCESSFUL REALTORS. 64 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,421 EVEN IN THIS MARKET, WE SOLD 65 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,589 MORE HOUSES LAST YEAR THAN ANY 66 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,856 OTHER TEAM IN WEST LOS ANGELES. 67 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,225 >> HONEY, LET ME EXPLAIN. 68 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,293 >> ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,560 >> MY NIPPLES ARE HARD 70 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,395 ALL THE TIME. 71 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,229 >> [SIGHS] ALL THE TIME. 72 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,263 >> ALL THE TIME. IT'S LIKE-- 73 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:09,763 IT'S LIKE... 74 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:10,564 >> IT DOESN'T STOP. 75 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,932 >> BIG GUMDROPS ON MY-- 76 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,534 IT'S EMBARRASSING. I MEAN, 77 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,635 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT'S 78 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,803 LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE LOOK ME 79 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,905 IN THE EYE FOR ONCE. 80 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,273 >> SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL MIND. 81 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,308 >> THANK YOU. 82 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:25,546 >> YOU DO, HONEY. 83 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,881 >> SO HOW DID YOU TWO MEET? 84 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,351 >> OH. WELL, UH, WE MET AT 85 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,485 THE NATIONAL DOLL COLLECTORS 86 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,387 CONVENTION IN SAN DIEGO 5 YEARS 87 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,456 AGO. UH, WE'VE BOTH BEEN 88 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,990 OBSESSED WITH BARBIE AND KEN... 89 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:37,691 >> OBSESSED. 90 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,926 >> SINCE WE WERE LITTLE KIDS, 91 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,695 AND WE JUST WANNA TAKE ONE MORE 92 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,931 STEP TO BECOMING MORE LIKE THEM. 93 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:44,698 >> IT'S EVOLUTION. 94 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,833 >> THAT'S ALL. 95 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,636 >> HMM. SO WHAT IF THE TWO 96 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:49,603 OF YOU SPLIT UP? 97 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,304 >> OH. 98 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,805 >> UH, HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN 99 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:52,873 THESE MODIFICATIONS TO YOUR 100 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:53,807 NEW PARTNERS? 101 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,975 >> WE'VE BOTH HAD TONS OF 102 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,244 SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS... 103 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,711 >> TONS. 104 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,746 >> AND THEY ALWAYS ENDED UP 105 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,414 BEING ABOUT OWNERSHIP AND 106 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,817 EXCLUSIVITY, NOT ABOUT LOVE. 107 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,955 >> ELIMINATING SEX HAS ALLOWED 108 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,623 US TO REALLY RELATE. WE GET 109 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,591 TO SEE EACH OTHER OUTSIDE OF OUR 110 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:13,261 OWN SELFISH DEMANDS. HEH. 111 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,828 >> THINK ABOUT IT. IF BARBIE AND 112 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,930 KEN HAD BEEN ABLE TO HAVE SEX, 113 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:17,898 DO YOU REALLY THINK THEIR 114 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:18,932 MARRIAGE WOULD HAVE LASTED 115 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,968 50 YEARS? 116 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:36,984 >> * AHH, 117 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:40,288 MAKE ME 118 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,657 BEAUTIFUL * 119 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,998 * MAKE ME 120 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,867 THE PERFECT SOUL, 121 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,837 A PERFECT MIND, 122 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:01,309 A PERFECT FACE, 123 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:05,979 A PERFECT 124 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,682 LIE * 125 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,324 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 126 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:18,025 >> EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TELL ME 127 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:18,859 WHERE I MIGHT FIND 128 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,694 A DR. McNAMARA? I HAVE 129 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,463 A PACKAGE FOR HIM. 130 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,464 >> YOU FOUND HIM. JUST PUT IT 131 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,567 RIGHT HERE ON THE DESK, PLEASE. 132 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,069 >> SIGN HERE, PLEASE. 133 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:33,374 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 134 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,443 >> THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 135 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,546 >> UH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 136 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,448 >> AREN'T YOU GONNA OPEN IT? 137 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,496 >> OK. 138 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,433 [MARVELLOUS BY 139 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,100 DRAGONETTE PLAYING] 140 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:00,934 >> * OH, MY, 141 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,703 YOU'RE DRIVIN' ME CRAZY, 142 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,972 DON'T KNOW WHY I WANT YOU, BABY, 143 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:05,973 MY EYES ARE BIGGER THAN MY... * 144 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,443 >> OK, WHAT, UM--WHAT IS THIS? 145 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,679 HOLD ON A SECOND. 146 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:12,079 >> [LAUGHS] 147 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:12,846 >> * WHEN YOU WALK 148 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:13,914 INTO THE ROOM, 149 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,049 WHOM SHOULD I SAY IS CALLIN' ME? 150 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,451 WHY YOU WANNA GIVE ME 151 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,452 TROUBLE, BABY? * 152 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,988 >> UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 153 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,590 >> HELPING YOU WITH YOUR 154 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:25,526 PACKAGE, DOCTOR. [LAUGHS] 155 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,660 >> * YOU'RE DANGEROUS 156 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,895 >> KAZAM. 157 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,863 >> * OH, OH, 158 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,400 AND MARVELLOUS, 159 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,068 I'M A FOOL FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS, 160 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,470 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY 161 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,505 WORKIN' IT, 162 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,472 YOU'RE CRUEL, 163 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,573 AND I'M GETTIN' MYSELF 164 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,008 INTO TROUBLE * 165 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,043 >> HEY, SEAN, YOUR 2:00-- 166 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:43,977 >> * GETTIN' MYSELF 167 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,547 INTO TROUBLE * 168 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,416 >> MRS. COX, PLEASE. WE CAN 169 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:48,916 STILL FIT YOU IN. 170 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:49,817 >> THANK YOU. I THINK I'VE 171 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,485 SEEN ENOUGH. 172 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:55,589 >> PSST. DID YOU WANNA FINISH? 173 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,459 >> UH, FINISH WHAT? I MEAN, 174 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,960 WHO ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU 175 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,028 COME FROM? 176 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,196 >> BOY, YOU ARE GRUMPY. 177 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,732 NO WONDER DR. TROY WANTED ME 178 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,600 TO CHEER YOU UP. 179 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,675 >> DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 180 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,610 WITH THIS? 181 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,745 >> OH HO. IS SHE STILL HERE? 182 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:18,779 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE HER 183 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,647 IN PERSON, BUT THE AGENCY 184 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,213 TOLD ME SHE WAS A 10. 185 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,181 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, 186 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:21,882 CALLING A STRIPPER 187 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,516 TO THE OFFICE? 188 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,851 >> A STRIPPER? SEAN, I WOULDN'T 189 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,520 DO THAT TO YOU. SHE'S A HOOKER. 190 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:27,755 >> YOU BOUGHT ME A PROSTITUTE? 191 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,489 >> OF COURSE I DID. 192 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,189 >> WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG 193 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:29,757 WITH YOU? 194 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,658 >> YOU BEEN WALLOWING IN YOUR 195 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,525 MISERY EVER SINCE JULIA TOOK 196 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,726 THE KIDS TO NEW YORK. I WAS JUST 197 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,495 TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 198 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,829 >> CHEAP SEX IS NOT WHAT I NEED 199 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,531 RIGHT NOW. IN FACT, I'M NOT 200 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,231 INTERESTED IN ANY KIND OF SEX 201 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,467 RIGHT NOW. I'M THINKIN' ABOUT 202 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,468 TAKIN' A BREAK. 203 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,969 >> A BREAK, FROM SEX. 204 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:42,870 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 205 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:43,771 >> WELL, NOTHING, IF YOU WANNA 206 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,072 BE A PRIEST OR JUST WALLOW 207 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,807 IN YOUR MID-LIFE SELF-PITY 208 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,041 CRISIS BULLSHIT. 209 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:48,942 >> IT'S NOT SELF-PITY. 210 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,243 IT'S SELF-PRESERVATION, OK? 211 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:50,878 >> RIGHT. 212 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,779 >> LAST TIME I JUMPED INTO BED 213 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:52,813 WITH SOMEONE AFTER JULIA, 214 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,214 I WOUND UP WITH TEDDY. AND AFTER 215 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,249 THAT, WITH SOME DRUG ADDICT 216 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,518 STABBING ME IN THE LEG. 217 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,552 >> WHICH IS WHY I THOUGHT 218 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,522 I SHOULD PICK THIS TIME. RIGHT? 219 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:05,893 >> HEH. YOU KNOW... 220 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,897 MAYBE TRACY HAD A POINT. 221 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,999 MORE OFTEN THAT NOT, SEX RUINS 222 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,201 RELATIONSHIPS. I MEAN, THAT'S 223 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,503 WHAT MESSED UP ME AND JULIA THIS 224 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,271 TIME. THAT'S WHAT'S COMPLICATED 225 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,607 ALMOST EVERY RELATIONSHIP 226 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,074 I'VE EVER HAD. 227 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,983 I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN FOR 228 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:34,655 ME. NEXT TIME, PUT IT IN A CARD. 229 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,590 [DING] 230 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,224 >> THANK YOU. 231 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,092 >> OHH. OHH. I ATE TOO MUCH. 232 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,260 >> OH, THANKS FOR SURPRISING ME, 233 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,294 SWEETIE. OK? I'LL CALL 234 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,195 YOU LATER. 235 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:46,033 >> WAIT. HONESTLY, HAVE I GAINED 236 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,035 WEIGHT SINCE WE STARTED DATING? 237 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,269 >> SWEETHEART, YOU LOOK 238 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,671 FANTASTIC. TRUST ME, OK? 239 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,038 GOTTA GO. 240 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,005 >> I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT 241 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,306 ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, JUST ANSWER 242 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,744 ME HONESTLY. DO I NEED TO START 243 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,311 SMOKING AGAIN? 244 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,914 >> KIMBER, CHRISTIAN... 245 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:01,749 >> YEAH. 246 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:05,252 >> THIS IS MY FRIEND LOLA. 247 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:09,590 >> HEY. SO, UH, YOU TWO GO WAIT 248 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,323 IN MY OFFICE. I'LL BE IN 249 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,592 IN A SECOND. 250 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,699 [WHISPERING] Now, she's got 251 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:23,571 a problem. OK? NOT YOU. MWAH. 252 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,938 >> SOMETIMES I FEEL THAT'S HOW 253 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,140 I LOOK. 254 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:31,111 >> SO, YOU'RE, UH, LOLA WOLAD... 255 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,345 >> WLODKOWSKI. 256 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,113 >> WLODKOWSKI. 257 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,617 >> MMM. 258 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,286 >> [SNICKERING] 259 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,220 >> WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING AT? 260 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,623 >> I'M JUST--I'M JUST REAL HAPPY 261 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,257 FOR YOU. IS THAT SO BAD? 262 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,325 >> HAPPY FOR WHAT? 263 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,295 >> EH, YOU KNOW. HEH HEH. HEH. 264 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,130 >> [SIGHS] HE'S A BIT OF 265 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,699 AN IDIOT, BUT HE IS A VERY 266 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:52,900 GOOD SURGEON. 267 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,134 >> OK. 268 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,302 >> WE'RE FRIENDS. LOLA IS 269 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,870 NOT GAY. 270 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,172 >> ME? NO. HEH. PLEASE. 271 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,274 I AM A CARD-CARRYING HETERO. 272 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,911 HEH HEH HEH. ALTHOUGH, LIZ WOULD 273 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,078 BE THE FIRST GIRL I'D CALL 274 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,346 IF I WERE SO INCLINED. 275 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,215 >> OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 276 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,316 >> YEAH, WE MET AT ADAM & EVE. 277 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,317 I'VE BEEN GOIN' THERE SINCE 278 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,318 I WAS A KID. 279 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,987 >> EH, THE NUDIST CAMP? 280 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:18,358 LIZZIE. WHO KNEW? HEH HEH. 281 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,259 >> WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR 282 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,228 SOMETHING TO HELP ME LOVE MYSELF 283 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:26,299 AGAIN AFTER MY DIVORCE. 284 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,036 >> SURE. UH, SO HOW CAN WE 285 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,303 HELP YOU? 286 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,339 >> SHE NEEDS HER MOLES REMOVED. 287 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,407 I NOTICED THEM AT THE POOL, 288 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,876 AND SHE CAME OVER TO ME ALL 289 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:36,409 ON HER HIGH HORSE-- 290 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,645 >> YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS 291 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,947 STARING, WHICH WE DO NOT DO. 292 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,949 HEH HEH. BUT IT'S COMMON WITH 293 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,350 THE NEWBIES. YOU KNOW, THEY GET 294 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,152 ALL DISTRACTED BY GENITALS AND 295 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,722 ALL THE BARE FLESH. 296 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,390 >> IN ANY CASE, I TOLD HER THAT 297 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,792 YOU WOULD REMOVE THEM WITH NO 298 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,326 SCAR AND THAT YOU WOULD GIVE HER 299 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,362 A SIGNIFICANT DISCOUNT, 300 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,298 BECAUSE SHE HAS NO INSURANCE. 301 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,735 >> HEH. OF COURSE. YOU KNOW THAT 302 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,303 ANY FRIEND OF LIZZIE'S IS A 303 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:07,174 FRIEND OF OURS. IN FACT, BECAUSE 304 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,241 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND, WE'LL 305 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:12,379 JUST THROW IN SOME FREE LIPO. 306 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,147 >> YOU MEAN TO MAKE ME SKINNY? 307 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,817 >> MM-HMM. 308 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,186 HEH HEH HEH. LOOK, YOU KNOW, 309 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,020 I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW, 310 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,054 YOU'RE WALKIN' AROUND NUDE ALL 311 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,022 THE TIME, MAYBE YOU JUST WANNA 312 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,456 STREAMLINE YOUR SILHOUETTE 313 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,457 A LITTLE BIT. 314 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,325 >> [LAUGHS] 315 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:25,959 >> OH, MY GOD. 316 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,794 >> I DIDN'T MEAN ANY-- 317 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,160 >> NO, I-- 318 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,261 >> I AM NOT INSULTED, LIZ. 319 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,763 I'M NOT INSULTED. HE IS JUST A 320 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,264 VICTIM OF HIS OWN SELF-LOATHING, 321 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:35,002 REALLY. THANKS, DOCTOR, BUT, UM, 322 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,437 I'LL PASS ON THE LIPO. I'M FINE 323 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,406 WITH THE WAY I AM. 324 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,140 >> RIGHT. 325 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,041 >> YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 326 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,475 COME UP TO ADAM & EVE SOMETIME. 327 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,777 >> YEAH. 328 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,178 >> PEOPLE DISCOVER ALL SORTS 329 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,147 OF THINGS ABOUT THEMSELVES. 330 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,481 IT'S HARD TO KEEP SECRETS WHEN 331 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,884 YOU'RE NAKED. HEH HEH. HEH HEH. 332 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,320 >> HEH. YEAH. I HAVE NO PROBLEM 333 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,923 GETTING NAKED. [CLEARS THROAT] 334 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,390 >> OH, WELL, SOCIAL NUDITY IS 335 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,159 SOMETHING ELSE. IT REQUIRES 336 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,193 DROPPING FACADES 337 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,930 AND PRETENSIONS. 338 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,102 YOU'VE NEVER HAD A REALLY BIG 339 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,906 WOMAN, HAVE YOU, DOC? 340 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,776 DO I MAKE YOU NERVOUS? 341 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:19,012 >> NERVOUS? NO. I--NOT A BIT. 342 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,249 YOU'RE QUITE A LOT OF GAL, LOLA. 343 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,117 >> NOT TOO MUCH GAL FOR YOU? 344 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,118 >> HEH. 345 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,120 >> * WHATEVER LOLA WANTS... 346 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,056 >> NO, SOME MEN JUST AREN'T 347 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,792 READY FOR ME, AND I'M NOT JUST 348 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,226 TALKING ABOUT THE POUNDS. 349 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,862 >> * AND, LITTLE MAN, 350 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,065 LITTLE LOLA WANTS YOU * 351 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,134 >> YOU TWO, IS IT TIME TO GET 352 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,335 A ROOM? 353 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,072 >> HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 354 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,840 >> * NO REGRETS... 355 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,076 >> UH, NO. HEH HEH. BUT I THINK 356 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:49,977 IT'S TIME WE TOOK A LOOK 357 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:50,844 AT THOSE MOLES. 358 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,312 >> * RESIGN YOURSELF, 359 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,181 YOU'RE THROUGH * 360 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,552 >> MS. PIERCE, BEFORE WE GET 361 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,021 STARTED, I'D LIKE YOU TO LOOK 362 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,355 OVER THESE CONSENT FORMS. 363 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,791 IT'S TO REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS 364 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,225 AN ELECTIVE SURGERY AND YOU'RE 365 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,828 AWARE OF THE RISKS. 366 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,829 >> SKIP ALREADY TOLD ME WHAT 367 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,563 TO EXPECT. I'M NOT CONCERNED. 368 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,100 I'M EXCITED, ACTUALLY. HEH. 369 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,035 >> NOW, ARE YOU PLANNING TO HAVE 370 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,203 KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU'RE HOPING 371 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:16,870 TO BREAST-FEED-- 372 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,371 >> OH, I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN. 373 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,907 WELL, KEN AND BARBIE NEVER DID, 374 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,440 SO... 375 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,576 >> HEH. OF COURSE. IF YOU 376 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,012 WOULD OPEN YOUR ROBE. 377 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,313 >> MM-HMM. 378 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,347 >> AND YOU PROMISE THERE 379 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,916 WON'T BE SCARRING? 380 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,852 >> UH, YEAH. UM, THAT'S WHY I 381 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,321 WANNA PUT YOU UNDER ANESTHESIA. 382 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,356 Z-PLASTYS WILL STOP ANY KELOIDS 383 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,557 FROM FORMING. AHEM. 384 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,859 >> STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME 385 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,527 WITH THE DETAILS, DR. SEXY. 386 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,328 I JUST WANNA KNOW I GET 387 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,395 MY BODY BACK. 388 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,330 >> YOU WANNA GET YOUR BODY BACK, 389 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,464 TRY 20 MINUTES ON THE TREADMILL 390 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,565 EVERY DAY. 391 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,400 >> OH. THOSE GERBIL WHEELS? 392 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,403 PLEASE. I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE 393 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,238 IN THE BEDROOM, THANK YOU 394 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,140 VERY MUCH. 395 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,141 YOU DON'T GLOW LIKE THIS 396 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,275 IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING GREAT SEX 397 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,246 5 TIMES A WEEK, BELIEVE YOU ME. 398 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,882 >> [SHUDDERS] THAT TICKLES. 399 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,382 >> SORRY. 400 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,616 >> IT'S OK. THEY'VE ALWAYS 401 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,285 BEEN SENSITIVE. 402 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,887 >> WELL, THE DERMAL-NERVE 403 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,388 NETWORKS AND CONCENTRATIONS OF 404 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,323 TISSUE AROUND THE DUCTS, ALONG 405 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,860 WITH MINUTE HAIR FOLLICLES IN 406 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,962 THE AREOLA ITSELF ALL CONTRIBUTE 407 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,965 TO THE AREA'S HYPERSENSITIVITY. 408 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,001 WHICH IS A FANCY WAY OF SAYING 409 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,570 YOUR NIPPLES--OUR NIPPLES 410 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,438 WERE DESIGNED FOR PLEASURE. 411 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,007 >> WELL, YOU'VE NEVER WORN A BRA 412 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,410 BEFORE. HEH. THEY HAVE SEEN 413 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,245 THEIR SHARE OF PLEASURE OVER 414 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,314 THE YEARS. IT'LL BE A RELIEF 415 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,284 TO HAVE 'EM GONE. 416 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,019 >> SO YOU'RE REALLY NOT 417 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,121 INTERESTED IN SEX ANYMORE? 418 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,222 >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 419 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,190 WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 420 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,325 ABOUT IT ANYMORE, YOU REALIZE 421 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,595 HOW MUCH MORE THERE IS TO LIFE. 422 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,897 >> I THOUGHT BEING A NUDIST 423 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,398 WASN'T ABOUT HAVING SEX 424 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,332 ALL THE TIME. 425 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,967 >> IT'S NOT. I'M TALKING ABOUT 426 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,435 MY LIFE OUTSIDE THE FOLD. 427 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,038 >> REALLY? SO BETWEEN THAT AND 428 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,672 YOUR DATING LIFE, YOU BASICALLY 429 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,141 NEVER HAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON. 430 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,344 >> WELL, IT IS HOW GOD MADE US. 431 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,914 HEH. SOME BETTER THAN 432 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,615 OTHERS, HUH? 433 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,984 >> SORRY TO BE BLUNT, LOLA. 434 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,087 YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. 435 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,388 >> * AND, LITTLE MAN... 436 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,190 >> YOU GO FOR THE MORE SHALLOW 437 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,491 AND SUPERFICIAL, THEN. 438 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,160 >> MM-HMM. 439 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,295 >> YOU POOR MAN. YOU HAVE 440 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,396 NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MISSING, 441 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,698 DO YOU? 442 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,134 >> DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT WHAT 443 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,468 YOU'LL BE MISSING? 444 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,402 >> SEXWISE? 445 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,337 >> YEAH. 446 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,371 >> I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S 447 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,341 A BIG MYSTERY ANYMORE. 2 PEOPLE 448 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,310 KISS. TONGUES TOUCH. HANDS RUB 449 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,980 THE SAME PARTS. MAYBE THEY PINCH 450 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,614 AND GRAB. MAYBE THEY SMACK AN 451 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,084 ASS CHEEK OR TWO. SOMEONE GETS 452 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,418 HARD. SOMEONE GETS WET. 453 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,420 YOU TRADE SOME FLUIDS. THEN IT'S 454 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,588 ALL ABOUT THE IN AND THE OUT 455 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,124 AND THE UP AND THE DOWN. SOMEONE 456 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,226 SCREAMS, "OH, BABY, YES," 457 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,695 OR, "OH, GOD, PLEASE," AND THEN 458 00:14:55,695 --> 00:15:00,033 POOF. IT'S DONE. 459 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,401 >> NOW THAT YOU PUT IT LIKE 460 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,503 THAT, I GUESS I SEE YOUR POINT. 461 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,138 >> TRUST ME. I'M CELIBATE, 462 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,609 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. 463 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,144 >> THAT WAS THE BEST ORGASM 464 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,213 I'VE EVER HAD. 465 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,525 >> LIZ IS GONNA PUT YOU INTO 466 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,127 A TWILIGHT. 467 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,162 >> MMM. THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 468 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,530 >> YEAH. AND NO SCARS. 469 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,032 I PROMISE. I'M GOOD AT THAT. 470 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,300 >> HMM. YOU'RE GOOD AT A LOT 471 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,168 OF THINGS. HEH HEH. I'D PUT YOU 472 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,005 IN THE TOP 6 OR 7 PERCENTILE. 473 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,939 [MONITOR BEEPING] 474 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,978 [BAND PLAYING LATIN MUSIC] 475 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,351 >> * FAT MAMA, 476 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,621 COME ON AND DANCE WITH ME, 477 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,689 BOOGALOO, 478 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,759 FAT MAMA, 479 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,030 COME ON AND DANCE WITH ME, 480 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,132 BOOGALOO, 481 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,135 FAT MAMA, 482 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,136 COME ON AND... * 483 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,104 >> JUST SAY IT. I'M A SCUMBAG 484 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,139 PUSSY-CRAZED DOG, AND I SHOULD 485 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,140 BE SHOT. 486 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,107 >> GET OVER YOURSELF. 487 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,775 I'M NOT YOUR PRIEST. 488 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,643 >> THIS WOMAN IS A FORCE OF 489 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,810 NATURE. YOU KNOW THAT? I MEAN, 490 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,280 SHE DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 491 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,082 >> YEAH. WELL, AS USUAL, YOU GOT 492 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,451 IT WRONG. I AM DELIGHTED. 493 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:25,785 >> WHAT, THAT I HAD SEX 494 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,753 WITH A FAT CHICK? 495 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,687 >> NO, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T 496 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,357 GET TO HER. 497 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,559 >> * BOOGALOO, 498 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,694 FAT MAMA... * 499 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,662 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 500 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,064 >> * COME ON AND DANCE 501 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,065 WITH ME... * 502 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:38,798 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD TAKE 503 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,168 A PAGE OUT OF HER BOOK. SHE IS 504 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,735 LIVING PROOF THAT BEAUTY IS NOT 505 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,104 EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 506 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,172 SAYIN'? I MEAN, IT'S HOW YOU 507 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,374 FEEL ON THE INSIDE. RIGHT? 508 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,676 >> WAIT. YOU DO SOMETHIN' 509 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,111 SHITTY, AND THEN YOU RUB MY FACE 510 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,579 IN IT? AND BECAUSE I DON'T FALL 511 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,646 APART, YOU GIVE ME A LECTURE 512 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,182 ON WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 513 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,816 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU KNOW THAT. 514 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,086 >> HEH HEH HEH HEH. 515 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:03,856 SEND THESE TO PATHOLOGY. 516 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,859 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS OUT OF LINE. 517 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,095 >> YEAH. WELL, SAVE IT FOR 518 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,596 SOMEONE WHO CARES, THE OTHER 519 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,531 IDIOT, KIMBER. SHE ACTUALLY 520 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,666 BELIEVES THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE 521 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,202 GONNA WALK INTO THE MONOGAMOUS 522 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,869 KEN-AND-BARBIE SUNSET TOGETHER. 523 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,539 GOD BLESS HER. 524 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,841 >> * YEAH, THANK YOU 525 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,112 >> [LAUGHS] OH, MY GOD. 526 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,647 SERIOUSLY? I-I'M GONNA 527 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,649 WET MYSELF. LOOK AT THIS. 528 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,519 HEH. FIBER. 529 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,553 HOODIA. 530 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,487 [BOTTLE FALLS] 531 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,323 APPETITE SUPPRESSANTS. 532 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,390 OH, YEAH. HERE. THIS IS MY 533 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,459 FAVORITE ONE. THIS SUCKS THE FAT 534 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,893 OUT OF THE FOOD AND THEN LEAKS 535 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,163 IT OUT OF YOUR COLON. I HAVE 536 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,198 BEEN KILLING MYSELF TO STAY 537 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,766 A SIZE ZERO WHILE YOU'RE OFF 538 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,501 DISCOVERING YOUR INNER 539 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,205 CHUBBY CHASER. 540 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,607 >> SHE WASN'T ALL THAT FAT. 541 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,209 >> OH, HONEY, I SAW HER. 542 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,244 YOU NEEDED MAPQUEST TO FIND 543 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,611 HER VAGINA, BUT WHAT YOU DON'T 544 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,148 UNDERSTAND IS THIS IS GREAT. 545 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,915 LIKE, I'M HAPPY. I CAN FINALLY 546 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:08,221 JUST RELAX. HEH. I MEAN, NOW I 547 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,889 KNOW WE'RE STILL GONNA BE HAVING 548 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,360 SEX WHEN WE'RE OLD AND FAT. 549 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,627 >> WHERE YOU GOIN'? 550 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,528 >> I'M GONNA GO RAID YOUR 551 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,664 FREEZER, BECAUSE I SWEAR I SAW 552 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,166 SOME CHERRY GARCIA IN THERE, 553 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,334 AND I'VE NEVER HAD IT. 554 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,406 [BRICK HOUSE BY 555 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,176 THE COMMODORES PLAYING] 556 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:29,876 >> * UNH 557 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,814 * UNH 558 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,916 >> COME ON, BABY. DIVE INTO 559 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,718 YOUR DIVA. 560 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,221 [SINGER WHISTLES] 561 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,624 >> TIMBER. HERE COMES KIMBER. 562 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,593 >> OHH! [GROANS] 563 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,295 >> OHH! 564 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,896 TO THE LEFT. 565 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,464 >> * SHE'S MIGHTY, MIGHTY... 566 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,965 >> THAT'S GOOD. 567 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,834 OHH. I'LL DO IT. 568 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,937 ARE YOU WATCHING? 569 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,971 >> * SHAKE IT DOWN, 570 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,540 SHAKE IT DOWN NOW, 571 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:00,973 SHAKE IT DOWN, 572 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,808 SHAKE IT DOWN NOW... * 573 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,675 >> WAIT. HOLD--HONEY, WAIT A 574 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,976 SECOND. I GOTTA STOP. I'M SORRY. 575 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,712 JUST STOP HERE FOR A SECOND. 576 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,414 I'M GONNA GET 2 SPOONS AND FUDGE 577 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,715 SAUCE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK? 578 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,282 >> OK. 579 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,450 >> JUST STAY RIGHT HERE. I'LL BE 580 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,784 RIGHT BACK. I PROMISE. 581 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,952 >> ALL RIGHT. 582 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,820 >> * BRICK 583 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:22,962 >> FOUND IT. MMM. MM-HMM. WOW. 584 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. HERE. 585 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,500 I GOT YOU A SPOON. COME ON. 586 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,971 LET'S GET FAT. MMM. 587 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,906 [MONITOR BEEPING] 588 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,352 >> YOU TWO SEEM VERY 589 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,453 HAPPY TOGETHER. 590 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,521 >> HEH. OF COURSE. HE'S MY 591 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,657 FANTASY COME TRUE. 592 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,725 WOULDN'T YOU BE? 593 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,530 [MR. SANDMAN PLAYING] 594 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,698 >> * BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 595 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,866 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 596 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,468 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 597 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,034 BUNG, 598 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:02,935 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 599 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,271 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 600 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,505 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG * 601 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,306 >> 10... 602 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,907 >> MR. SANDMAN * 603 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,841 >> 9... 604 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:09,909 >> * BRING ME A DREAM 605 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,977 >> * BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG 606 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,779 >> * MAKE HIM THE CUTEST 607 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,046 THAT I'VE EVER SEEN... * 608 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,448 >> HONEY, I'M HOME. 609 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,016 >> DARLING, LET ME GET THAT FOR 610 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,719 YOU. YOU'VE HAD A HARD DAY. 611 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,920 COME IN AND RELAX. 612 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,955 >> MMM. WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 613 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,923 >> AH. 614 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,825 >> * MR. SANDMAN... 615 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,660 >> I MADE YOUR FAVORITE, 616 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,662 ROAST CHICKEN. 617 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,630 >> [SIGHS] 618 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,299 >> * TO CALL MY OWN 619 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,300 >> * BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG 620 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,401 >> * PLEASE TURN ON 621 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,868 YOUR MAGIC BEAM... * 622 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,370 >> LEG OR BREAST TONIGHT, HONEY? 623 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,671 >> HOW 'BOUT BOTH? 624 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,307 >> OH, YOU'RE SO SILLY. 625 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:40,873 >> HEH. 626 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,309 >> * BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, 627 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:42,975 BUNG, BUNG, BUNG, BUNG * 628 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:43,976 [INSTRUMENTAL MR. SANDMAN 629 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,778 PLAYING] 630 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,013 >> YOU OK? 631 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,582 >> HUH? OH, FINE. JUST TIRED. 632 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,018 >> OH, I UNDERSTAND. LET'S GO 633 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,486 TO BED. 634 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,827 >> NIGHT. 635 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,894 >> NIGHT. 636 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,871 >> YOUR HAND, IT'S SO SOFT. 637 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,873 >> IT'S MY NEW LOTION. 638 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,679 >> HONEY, WHAT IF WE PUSH 639 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,947 THE BEDS TOGETHER TONIGHT? 640 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,015 >> WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 641 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:23,983 SOMETHING WRONG, SEAN? 642 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,117 >> I WAS TALKING WITH CHRISTIAN 643 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,553 AT THE OFFICE TODAY, AND HE 644 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,687 MENTIONED SOMETHING TO ME ABOUT 645 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,457 BLOW JOBS, AND, WELL, IT SOUNDED 646 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,558 LIKE FUN. 647 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:32,725 >> YOU MEAN PUTTING YOUR PENIS 648 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,961 IN MY MOUTH? ISN'T THAT SEX? 649 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,429 >> NOT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND. 650 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,930 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TRY IT. 651 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,067 >> [SIGHS] OK. AS LONG AS IT'S 652 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,835 NOT SEX. 653 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:46,973 I GUESS YOU SHOULD PULL DOWN 654 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,541 YOUR PANTS FIRST. 655 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:53,980 >> WHAT? 656 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,014 >> NO WONDER WE'VE NEVER DONE 657 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,983 THIS BEFORE. LOOK. 658 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,389 [MONITOR BEEPING] 659 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,392 >> ARE YOU OK? 660 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,626 >> I'M FINE. 661 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,065 I HOPE HE'S HAPPY. 662 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,635 SHE'S A PERFECT DOLL NOW. 663 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,844 >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY PATIENT? 664 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,580 >> UH, YEAH. I SAW WAY TOO MUCH. 665 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,448 SHE SAID HER STOMACH 666 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,982 WAS GRUMBLING. 667 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,754 >> OH. JESUS! 668 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,488 >> HEY. 669 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,489 >> YOU'RE GONNA BLIND SOMEONE. 670 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,957 >> DO YOU HAVE A PANINI PRESS? 671 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:38,891 'CAUSE I WOULD KILL FOR 672 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:39,726 A GRILLED HAM AND CHEESE. 673 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,527 >> AHH. THIS IS NOT YOUR 674 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,494 PERSONAL FEEDING TROUGH, 675 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,895 AND IT'S NOT ADAM & EVE EITHER. 676 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,564 HERE. PUT THIS ON UNTIL I FIND 677 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,465 YOU A TENT. 678 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,166 >> WELL, I'M S-SORRY. I JUST-- 679 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,435 I'M SO USED TO BEING 680 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:48,868 IN THE BUFF. 681 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,802 >> YEAH, WELL, WE DON'T NEED 682 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:50,603 TO SEE YOUR FLABBY FLESH 683 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,003 AROUND HERE. 684 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,204 >> OH. I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU 685 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,172 WERE DREAMING WHEN WE HUMPED 686 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,206 LIKE BUNNIES IN YOUR EXAM ROOM. 687 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,442 >> BUNNIES? I REMEMBER RIDING 688 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,809 AN ELEPHANT AND GETTING STUCK 689 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:57,744 IN AN OVERGROWN BUSH. 690 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,446 >> OH. [SCOFFS] WHY WOULD I GIVE 691 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,780 A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK? YOU'RE 692 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,981 JUST A SHALLOW ASSHOLE WHO'S IN 693 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,015 DENIAL OF THE FACT THAT SOMEDAY 694 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,984 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND BE FAT, 695 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:05,985 SAGGING, AND UGLY. 696 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,854 >> I AM AN ASSHOLE, AND MAYBE 697 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,088 ONE DAY I WILL WAKE UP FAT AND 698 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,691 SAGGY AND UGLY, BUT RIGHT NOW, 699 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,926 I AM EMBRACING BEAUTY. BEAUTY IS 700 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:17,163 HAPPINESS, BEAUTY IS POWER, AND 701 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,566 BEAUTY IS CONFIDENCE, AND DON'T 702 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,033 TELL ME YOU DON'T AGREE. IT'S 703 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:21,968 TIME TO GO BACK TO THE WATERING 704 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,505 HOLE, HUNGRY HIPPO. YOU ARE 705 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:29,709 CHECKIN' OUT. [CLEARS THROAT] 706 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,152 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 707 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,254 >> YEAH. 708 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,723 >> YOU GOT A SEC? 709 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,825 >> YEAH. ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST 710 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,093 THINKING ABOUT COMING OVER 711 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,963 TO APOLOGIZE. UM, I WAS--I WAS 712 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,931 HARSH, AND--AND YOU DIDN'T 713 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,102 DESERVE IT, AND I HAD A--HEH. 714 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,136 A REALLY FUN TIME WITH YOU-- 715 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,838 >> OK, ENOUGH. I LIKED YOU 716 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,740 BETTER WHEN YOU WERE HONEST. 717 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,541 >> YOU LIKE BEING CALLED 718 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,942 A HIPPO? 719 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,079 >> [SIGHS] IT WAS INTERESTING, 720 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:12,552 BRACING, AND IT, UH--IT MADE ME 721 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:17,123 SEE SOMETHING. [SIGHS] 722 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,893 I SCREWED UP. 723 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,663 >> WHY? 724 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,131 >> WELL, HALF THE BATTLE WAS 725 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,767 SELF-ACCEPTANCE, IS ACTING AS IF 726 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,970 YOU FEEL IT EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T. 727 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,639 I'VE BECOME A REALLY GOOD 728 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:36,042 ACTRESS. [SIGHS] I HAVE ALL THE 729 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,244 RIGHT WORDS AND THE RIGHT MOVES, 730 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,881 AND IT WORKS MOST OF THE TIME. 731 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,751 BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, I WANNA 732 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:49,922 CRAWL AWAY AND HIDE. LIKE WHEN 733 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:53,593 I GET A BAD CRUSH ON A GUY AND 734 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,894 I KNOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE IN 735 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,830 THE RUNNING. THAT'S WHEN I DO 736 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,933 SOMETHING BOLD AND DEFIANT. 737 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,902 >> LIKE WALKING AROUND 738 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,637 THE OFFICE NAKED? 739 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:09,341 >> YEAH. LOOK, I AM NOT STUPID, 740 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,844 AND I'M NOT BLIND. I'M JUST 741 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,780 A GORGEOUS, SEXY WOMAN WHO'S 742 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:17,617 TRAPPED IN A FAT BODY. AND I WAS 743 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,918 RAISED TO THINK THAT IT'S A SIN 744 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,821 TO LOVE MYSELF ANY OTHER WAY 745 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:26,358 BUT THE WAY I AM. 746 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,027 >> PLEASE. YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN 747 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,929 INTO SOME SELF-HATING PERSON 748 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,131 NOW, ARE YOU? 749 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,666 >> I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT FEELS 750 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:36,268 LIKE NOT TO PRETEND I DON'T CARE 751 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:40,139 ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK. I'M 752 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:43,910 TIRED OF WORKING SO HARD AT THIS 753 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:48,881 SELF-ACCEPTANCE THING. 754 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,685 SO BE HONEST WITH ME. HEH. 755 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,387 WH-WHAT WILL IT TAKE, LIPO OR 756 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,291 A TUMMY TUCK? 757 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,860 >> BOTH. 758 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,800 >> OK. 759 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,974 >> DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE OUT 760 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,842 OF BED SO SOON. 761 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,276 >> OH. LOOK. I'VE NEVER BEEN 762 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,078 ABLE TO DO THIS BEFORE. 763 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,180 NO MORE GUMDROPS. SMOOTH, 764 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,015 JUST LIKE BARBIE NOW. 765 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,083 >> WANNA HAVE A SEAT ON THE BED? 766 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,752 I'LL CHECK THOSE STITCHES. 767 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,728 >> YOU DID SUCH GREAT WORK. 768 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:36,763 I CAN'T WAIT FOR SKIP TO SEE 769 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,965 THEM. HE'S GONNA LOVE THEM. 770 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,000 >> YEAH. 771 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,068 >> WHAT'S WRONG? I DIDN'T PULL 772 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:42,969 A STITCH OR ANYTHING, DID-- 773 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:43,936 >> NO, NO, NO. THE SURGERY'S 774 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,371 FINE. IT'S JUST, UH... 775 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,438 >> WHAT? 776 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,975 >> OH, SPENT MY WHOLE CAREER 777 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,176 TRYING TO MAKE WOMEN'S BREASTS 778 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,679 LOOK MORE ATTRACTIVE, YOUTHFUL 779 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,113 SO THEIR HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIENDS 780 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,048 WILL NOTICE THEM AGAIN, AND HERE 781 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,950 YOU ARE WITH THIS PERFECT 782 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,987 NATURAL SET. YOU'RE HAPPY 783 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:01,954 BECAUSE I'VE COMPLETELY 784 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,693 DESEXUALIZED YOU. 785 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,794 >> IT'S OK IF YOU DON'T 786 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,896 UNDERSTAND. MOST PEOPLE DON'T. 787 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,969 >> BUT I THINK I DO UNDERSTAND, 788 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,039 AND I THINK IT'S VERY SAD. 789 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:23,442 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 790 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,111 >> I HAD A MOMENT WHERE 791 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,913 I IMAGINED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 792 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:29,248 TO GIVE UP SEX, TO HAVE THAT 793 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,249 KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOU 794 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:33,052 DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER, AND IT-- 795 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,721 >> IT WHAT? 796 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:38,024 >> IT ISN'T NATURAL. I MEAN, 797 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,759 YOU'RE NOT JUST DENYING THE ACT 798 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,428 OF SEX. YOU'RE DENYING INTIMACY, 799 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:43,362 PASSION-- 800 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,965 >> SKIP AND I ARE INTIMATE. 801 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,735 WE JUST CHOOSE NOT TO BE 802 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:52,071 PHYSICAL ABOUT IT. 803 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,305 >> BUT HOW CAN YOU CHOOSE 804 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:54,907 TO GIVE UP THAT FEELING YOU GET 805 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,976 WHEN YOUR SKIN MAKES CONTACT 806 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,444 WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S AND THAT 807 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:00,880 CHARGE JUST RUNS THROUGH YOUR 808 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,381 WHOLE BODY, LIKE EVERY NERVE 809 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,884 INSIDE YOU JUST CAUGHT FIRE? I 810 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,485 MEAN, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED IT, 811 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,755 HANDS GRABBING, SMACKING, THAT'S 812 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,957 ABOUT PASSION, FIRE. WHEN YOU'RE 813 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,124 NOT TRYING TO CATCH YOUR BREATH, 814 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,926 YOU ARE TRYING TO INHALE SOMEONE 815 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:19,832 ELSE'S. AND IT'S COMPLICATED, 816 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:24,771 IT'S MESSY, AND I SAY EVERY 817 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,806 MINUTE OF PLEASURE IS WORTH 818 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,841 THE PAIN IT MIGHT BRING LATER, 819 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:30,476 BECAUSE NOTHING ON THIS EARTH 820 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:31,878 CAN MAKE 2 PEOPLE FEEL 821 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:32,879 THAT GOOD. 822 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:43,422 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 823 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,895 >> LIZZIE, WOULD YOU GIVE ME 824 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,196 A BREAK? LOLA CAME TO ME AND 825 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:51,230 ASKED ME FOR LIPO. 826 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,899 >> YOU REDUCED A STRONG, PROUD 827 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,067 WOMAN INTO A SELF-LOATHING 828 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,002 WALLFLOWER. 829 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:57,236 >> NO, I DID NOT. ALL I DID 830 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,005 WAS HELP HER OPEN HER EYES-- 831 00:28:59,005 --> 00:28:59,939 >> YOU DIDN'T HELP HER OUT, 832 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,373 CHRISTIAN. YOU BROKE HER WILL. 833 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,942 >> I DID NOT. 834 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,276 >> AND WHY? ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE 835 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,512 NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT YOU 836 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,347 HAD A MIND-BOGGLING ORGASM WITH 837 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:11,884 A FAT GIRL. AND YOU DISCOVERED 838 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,853 SOMEONE WHO HAS BEAUTY ON THE 839 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,121 INSIDE, AND IT SCARED YOU. 840 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,990 AND WHY? BECAUSE YOU, UNDERNEATH 841 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:21,093 THAT SHELL, THAT HANDSOME SHELL, 842 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,995 IS NOTHING, AND THE ONLY THING 843 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,031 YOU CAN DO TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL 844 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:26,532 BETTER IS PULL PEOPLE DOWN INTO 845 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:29,168 YOUR OWN PERSONAL LITTLE HELL. 846 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,436 >> OK, YOU FEEL BETTER? 847 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,237 >> YEAH, I FEEL BETTER. 848 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,004 >> GOOD. 849 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:32,571 >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 850 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:33,973 EVEN BETTER YET, I'M NOT DOIN' 851 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,274 THE SURGERY. 852 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,254 >> HI, LIZ. 853 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:48,955 >> HEY, JACK. 854 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,156 >> LIZ. 855 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,323 >> HI, JAVIER. 856 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,358 >> LIZ. 857 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,893 >> HI. HI, KYLE. 858 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,300 >> LIZZIE'S THROWIN' ANOTHER 859 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,401 FIT. WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER 860 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:03,502 REPLACEMENT. 861 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:04,370 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 862 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,437 >> NOTHING. IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 863 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,073 DON'T YOU WORRY. 864 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:09,075 >> LOLA. 865 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:11,944 >> OH. HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU 866 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,079 DOIN' HERE? 867 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:15,047 >> SAVIN' YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS. 868 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,082 TAKE THAT GOWN OFF, BECAUSE 869 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,583 WE'RE TAKIN' YOU OUT OF HERE. 870 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,918 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING 871 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,152 HERE? YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE. 872 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,087 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 873 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,021 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU PUT 874 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,055 THE SCALPEL DOWN, AND NOBODY 875 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,023 GETS HURT. 876 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:25,057 >> PFFT. WHAT, YOU'RE 877 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,058 KIDNAPPING HER? 878 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:26,959 >> PLASTIC SURGERY STEALS 879 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,995 A PERSON'S HUMANITY. 880 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,629 >> LOOK, FELLAS, I--I JUST 881 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:31,964 WANNA SHED A FEW POUNDS. 882 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,933 >> WE WON'T LET YOU DO THIS. 883 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,168 WE LOVE YOU EXACTLY THE WAY 884 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,870 YOU ARE. 885 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,415 >> HEY, IF YOU WANNA KEEP 886 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:50,917 IGNORING THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, 887 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,085 BE MY GUEST. 888 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,220 [DROPS SCALPEL] 889 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,962 >> HEH. YEAH. [LAUGHS] 890 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:03,963 >> THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 891 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,331 US, DOCTOR. WE DON'T LIVE 892 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,099 IN YOUR WORLD. WE LIVE 893 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,001 SOMEPLACE HAPPIER. 894 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,204 [MEN WHISTLING 895 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,472 BABY ELEPHANT WALK] 896 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:30,389 >> I'M SORRY. 897 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,690 >> ARE YOU SURE THEY NEVER MAKE 898 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:35,627 ANY MISTAKES ON THESE BIOPSIES? 899 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:36,562 >> LOOK, IT'S NOT A DEATH 900 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,664 SENTENCE. WE CAN REMOVE 901 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,132 THE TUMOR, GET RID OF ALL 902 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,200 THE TISSUE SURROUNDING IT 903 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,301 SO THAT THE MELANOMA CELLS 904 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:43,635 ARE GONE. WE CAN DO CHEMO, 905 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,704 FOLLOWED BY RADIATION. 906 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:48,240 >> WE? 907 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,543 >> YOU CAN BEAT THIS. I DID. 908 00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:01,320 >> CHEMO. 909 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,989 WELL, THAT COULD BE THE BEST 910 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:06,725 DIET EVER, RIGHT? 911 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:11,397 I'LL BE A THIN GIRL YET. 912 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:15,134 MY MOTHER WILL BE SO PROUD. 913 00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,668 BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE, 914 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,504 SCARRED AND CANCEROUS 915 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:19,571 ON THE INSIDE. 916 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:22,108 >> LOLA, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 917 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,742 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL, 918 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,644 CANCER OR NO CANCER. 919 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,566 [SCOFFS] 920 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,501 [TOILET FLUSHING] 921 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,674 >> [GAGGING] 922 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,576 [VOMITING] 923 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,655 >> YOU'RE PATHETIC. 924 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,199 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA 925 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,268 BE HOME SO SOON. YOU WEREN'T 926 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,602 SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. 927 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:26,238 >> YEAH. WELL, I DID. 928 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,539 >> I CAN CLEAN UP AFTER MYSELF. 929 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,607 >> NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE. IT'LL 930 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:32,278 STOP ME FROM STRANGLING YOU. 931 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,646 >> I JUST WANTED TO TRY SOME 932 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:35,814 OF THE THINGS THAT I'VE ALWAYS 933 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,316 BEEN AFRAID TO EAT. 934 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,417 >> DON'T TELL ME IT'S THE FIRST 935 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,418 TIME YOU'VE SHOVED YOUR FINGERS 936 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,153 DOWN YOUR THROAT. 937 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,622 >> NO, IT'S NOT, BUT IT'S 938 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:44,490 THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD 939 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:45,657 PEPPERONI PIZZA IN-- 940 00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:46,758 >> LISTEN, JUST EXPLAIN 941 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:47,726 SOMETHING TO ME. IS THIS LITTLE 942 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:49,228 EXPERIMENT OVER OR NOT? OK. 943 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,729 BECAUSE I DON'T DO FAT, AND I 944 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:51,697 DON'T DO WHATEVER THE HELL IT 945 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,232 WAS I-IN THERE WHEN YOU WERE 946 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,100 THROWIN' UP, ALL RIGHT, 947 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,834 EACH NIGHT I COME HOME. 948 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,603 YOU UNDERSTAND? 949 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,343 >> YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 950 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:09,848 IN THERE, I WAS THINKING THAT 951 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:16,755 I TRULY HATE MYSELF, AND IT'S 952 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,724 THE REASON WHY I ALWAYS GO BACK 953 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,659 TO YOU, CHRISTIAN, IS BECAUSE 954 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,629 YOU HATE ME THE BEST, 955 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:25,597 AND FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST 956 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:26,732 FEELS RIGHT. 957 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:27,733 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' 958 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,600 ABOUT? GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 959 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,404 GET SOME MINTS. 960 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:38,076 >> I HAVE. LOOK AT ME. AHEM. 961 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:44,750 TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME. WHY 962 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,252 ARE YOU WITH ME, CHRISTIAN? YOU 963 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,787 THINK I'M STUPID. YOU THINK I'M 964 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:51,590 A SLUT. YOU THINK I'M PATHETIC. 965 00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:00,266 IT'S SO CLEAR TO ME NOW. 966 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:03,869 YOU HATE YOURSELF LIKE I DO, 967 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,604 AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS 968 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,407 COME BACK TO ME, BECAUSE YOU 969 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,109 THINK I AM ALL YOU DESERVE. 970 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:22,754 >> YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT 971 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,423 THE STUPID PART. THAT WAS 972 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:27,326 PRETTY SMART. 973 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:29,295 NOW GO GET DRESSED. 974 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,297 I NEED SOME DINNER. 975 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,610 >> SO WE'LL PUT THAT ON THE 976 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,245 BOOKS AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, 977 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:47,679 AND, AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR 978 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,980 UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THAT SILLY 979 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,249 LITTLE OFFICE PRANK. 980 00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:51,683 >> YES. WELL, NOW THAT I'VE MET 981 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:52,818 YOU, I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT 982 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,420 THE TYPE TO ENGAGE IN THAT SORT 983 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:57,723 OF THING. BYE. 984 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,991 >> DR. McNAMARA, I NEED TO TALK 985 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,227 TO YOU. 986 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:03,695 >> SKIP. UH, I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT 987 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:04,730 NOW. IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE 988 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,531 AN APPOINTMENT-- 989 00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,466 >> TRACY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED. 990 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:10,802 >> UM, LET'S STEP INTO 991 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:11,737 MY OFFICE. 992 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:16,007 >> I'M NOT UPSET. IN FACT, I'M-- 993 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,344 I COULDN'T BE MORE RELIEVED, 994 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,745 AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU. 995 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:20,346 >> THANK ME? 996 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,747 >> YEAH. IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN 997 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:24,350 TO ONE OF US SOONER OR LATER, 998 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,384 AND I'M GLAD IT FINALLY DID, 999 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:26,718 'CAUSE I-IT HELPED ME TO FINALLY 1000 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,788 DEAL WITH WHO I REALLY AM. 1001 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:30,689 >> YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT 1002 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,790 TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE 1003 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:32,691 A DOLL ANYMORE? 1004 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,393 >> NO. NO, NO, I STILL SEE 1005 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:36,362 MYSELF AS A MODEL OF KEN. NO, 1006 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,763 I--I MEANT THAT I CAN FINALLY 1007 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:42,033 ADMIT THAT I'M GAY. JOE, WOULD 1008 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,670 YOU LIKE TO MEET THE DOCTOR? 1009 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,004 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 1010 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,005 >> JOE'S BEEN A DON'T ASK, 1011 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:47,973 DON'T TELL MEMBER OF THE ARMY 1012 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,709 SINCE '97 AND AN AVID 1013 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,612 DOLL ENTHUSIAST LIKE MYSELF. 1014 00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,513 >> SKIP AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH 1015 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,481 OTHER FOR YEARS. ONLY, WE COULD 1016 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,416 NEVER ADMIT HOW WE REALLY FELT. 1017 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,584 >> NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER, 1018 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,618 WE'RE GONNA EXPLORE THE NEW 1019 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:00,686 POSTMODERN VERSION OF A REAL 1020 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,521 RELATIONSHIP, ONE THAT 1021 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,889 MAKES SENSE FOR US. 1022 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:08,059 >> MM-HMM. YOU MEAN, BETWEEN KEN 1023 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,328 AND G.I. JOE? 1024 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,630 >> SEE? I TOLD YOU HE'D GET IT. 1025 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:12,698 >> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE 1026 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:13,765 TO HAVE YOUR NIPPLES REMOVED. 1027 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,901 >> NO, NO, NO. CALF IMPLANTS. 1028 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:16,902 >> ANATOMICALLY CORRECT IS 1029 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,737 OUR MOTTO. 1030 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,672 [SOFT JAZZ MR. SANDMAN PLAYING] 1031 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,912 >> HERE WE ARE. 1032 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,716 >> * MR. SANDMAN... 1033 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:34,420 >> WOW. 1034 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,654 NICE PAD. 1035 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,823 >> YOU LIKE IT? 1036 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,057 >> YOU REALLY LIVE THE LIFE, 1037 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,392 HUH? 1038 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,760 >> YOU WANT SOMETHIN' TO DRINK? 1039 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,994 >> I WOULD LOVE A DRINK. 1040 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,964 >> HEY. HI, SEAN. 1041 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:50,869 >> UH, THAT'S KIMBER. 1042 00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:52,904 >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN. 1043 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,606 >> OH, YEAH. SOMEONE BACK 1044 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:55,841 THERE'S GETTING A LITTLE HUNGRY. 1045 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,510 >> * AND TELL THE STARS 1046 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,111 MY LONELY NIGHTS... * 1047 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,046 >> HEY, SEAN. 1048 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:04,650 >> * ARE OVER, 1049 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,653 TELL HIM... * 1050 00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:08,720 >> TRACY, WHAT ARE YOU 1051 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,389 DOIN' HERE? 1052 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,657 >> I LOVE YOUR MALIBU BEACH 1053 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,725 HOUSE. COULD USE SOME COLOR, 1054 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,995 BUT IT'S REALLY QUITE LOVELY. 1055 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,830 >> I'M SORRY ABOUT SKIP. 1056 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,967 >> HEH. NO, YOU'RE NOT. NEITHER 1057 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:25,637 AM I. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE 1058 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,805 I COULDN'T SEE WHO HE REALLY 1059 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,575 WAS, EVEN WITH ALL THE PINK 1060 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,877 CARDIGANS AND PERFECT HAIR. 1061 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:36,715 >> * BRING ME A DREAM 1062 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:39,851 >> HEH. KIMMY, WON'T ALL THAT 1063 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,687 SUGAR MAKE ME FAT? 1064 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:43,589 >> OH, GOD, NO. THIS IS FOR 1065 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,724 CHRISTIAN, BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU 1066 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,494 SOME ICE CUBES. 1067 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:50,061 >> I DON'T HAVE ANY NIPPLES. 1068 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:51,630 >> WELL, YOU HAVE A LOT TO 1069 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,799 LEARN. THE BODY HAS THOUSANDS 1070 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,801 OF SENSITIVE SPOTS, AND WE'RE 1071 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:56,868 JUST GONNA HAVE TO WORK TO FIND 1072 00:38:56,868 --> 00:39:00,772 YOURS. STRAWBERRIES. 1073 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:01,807 >> COME ON, LADIES. LADIES, 1074 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,443 COME ON. GABFEST IS OVER. 1075 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,745 SEANY, HOW'S IT HANGIN', BABY? 1076 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:07,979 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, LADIES. 1077 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:09,848 READY TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS? 1078 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,750 >> MM-HMM. 1079 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,152 >> MMM. KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRIES 1080 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:20,526 CHILLED. [CHUCKLES] 1081 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,728 >> WHAT'S TRACY DOING HERE? 1082 00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,996 >> HEH. I'M SORRY, BUDDY, BUT 2 1083 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:25,931 BARBIES ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 1084 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,133 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 1085 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,868 DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? 1086 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:30,869 >> I'M THE DELIVERY GIRL 1087 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:31,970 FROM LAST WEEK. 1088 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,739 >> I LOVE HOOKERS. RIGHT? 1089 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,474 YOU CAN PAY 'EM TO BE WHOEVER 1090 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:40,078 YOU WANT 'EM TO BE. HAVE FUN. 1091 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,648 LADIES! HA HA HA! 1092 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,649 >> WHO DO YOU WANT ME 1093 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:46,017 TO BE, SEAN? 1094 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:50,055 >> [SIGHS] 1095 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:55,561 YOU KNOW, TONIGHT, I THINK YOU 1096 00:39:55,561 --> 00:40:00,198 SHOULD JUST BE YOURSELF. 1097 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,667 >> MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO WANTS 1098 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,769 TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE. I'VE DONE 1099 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:06,972 IT THAT WAY, TOO, BEFORE. 1100 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,774 >> OK. 1101 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,208 >> GOOD. 1102 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:14,212 >> * MR. SANDMAN, 1103 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:18,550 MR. SANDMAN... * 1104 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,853 >> SO, WHO DO YOU WANNA BE? 1105 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:25,056 >> I DON'T KNOW. SOMEONE ELSE. 1106 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:31,029 >> * ...A DREAM 70208

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