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[ Door opens ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Joe:
It's showtime.
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Well, nearly.
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There's still about an hour
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until the new school year
begins.
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I've had first days of school
every year since I was 5,
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and I'm still not sure
when it officially begins.
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When I wake up?
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When I walk into school?
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When the first bell rings?
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By any measure,
in a short amount of time,
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students will be
in front of me,
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and I will resume
my societal responsibility
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of teaching
10- to 13-year-olds
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how to make music
with their mouths.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I would say that
the major difference
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between being a teacher
and a student
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is that as a teacher,
you get to drink coffee.
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Which is good because I didn't
sleep very well last night.
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In the summer, I can cut back
because the sun gives me energy,
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but during the school year,
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I need the little caffeine
to get going.
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So I can drink it all day
and not crash mid-lesson,
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I make my coffee
incredibly weak.
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If an espresso is a highly
concentrated cup of coffee,
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this is the opposite.
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I call it classroom blend.
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By the time I get back
to my classroom,
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I will have
a full pot of coffee
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that's as translucent
as watered-down cola.
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I supposed the other
main difference
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between teachers
and students today
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is that unlike the students'
intense and exciting experience
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of entering a new grade,
teachers can see
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that we're at the beginning
of yet another cycle
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that will repeat more quickly
and predictably
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until the permanent summer
of retirement.
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Perfect.
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I'm not complaining.
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Everything is fine
in a new pair of sneakers.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh.
Morning, Jon.
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Hey, Joe.
Mind if I come in?
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I'm not gonna call you
Bean Bitch.
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I just smelled the coffee,
and I was wondering
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if I could join you.
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Sure.
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Have a seat.
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You take it black?
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Yep.
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Well, how was
your summer?
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Crazy.
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What happened?
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Everything.
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I had a summer fling.
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Well, congrats.
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Thanks.
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She was beautiful.
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Her name was Tammy,
48 years old,
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a Navy vet who served
in Operation Desert Shield.
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We met in a wave pool
in the Wisconsin Dells
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and had an unforgettable
two weeks of fajitas,
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piña coladas,
and sexo.
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But then she had to go back
to her oil job
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in the Canadian
tar sands.
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Maybe you can meet up
sometime soon?
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Hopefully.
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Oh, sorry to hear about
your grandmother.
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Thanks, Jon.
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I was just thinking about
what she'd have to say
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at the start
of this new school year.
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I -- I kind of know
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'cause last night
I dreamt she told me.
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Sorry. I know it's talking
about dreams and stuff.
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Eh, whatever.
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But I walked
into my backyard,
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and she was right there,
standing next to my bean arch.
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What'd she say?
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She asked me if I was
eating all right
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and told me
to comb my hair,
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and then some nice things
she hoped for me and Sarah,
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but I'd rather not share.
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[ Slurps coffee ]
Yeah, don't tell me.
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You shouldn't trust me.
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It's pretty funny.
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We're both dreaming
of older women.
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Yeah, they're the best.
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Agreed.
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Anyway, good luck today.
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Thanks for the coffee.
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You, too, Jon.
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[ Knocking ]
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I'm inside.
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Morning.
Listen, if anyone
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knocks on the door,
no matter who it is,
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do me a favor and never say,
"I'm inside."
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Yeah, I understand.
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What period
do you have lunch?
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Fifth.
You?
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Bummer.
Sixth.
Oh.
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You gonna eat
in your car?
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No.
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Are you gonna panic when
the students flood the hallways?
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No, I'll be fine.
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Sarah...
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[ Southern accent ]
you're my country girl.
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[ Laughing ]
Sorry.
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[ Normal voice ]
Come on.
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Don't squish this beautiful
sandwich I made for you.
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Okay.[ Bell chiming ]
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Here we go.
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[ Chiming continues ]
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Oh, good morning,
Judy B.
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Morning, William H.
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Welcome back
from the Naval Academy.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Boy:
Why are the lights out?
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Just turn them on.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Good morning, Mr. Pera.
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Oh. Uh, you must be
Gabriel Coskanin.
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Yes, I'm Gabriel.
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Oh, welcome to Marquette
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and to
Little Deer Middle School.
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If I may, I'd like to
say hello to everyone
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at the beginning of class
to introduce myself.
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Okay.
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Morning.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Morning.
Welcome back.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Morning.
Good morning.
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Morning.Morning.
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Morning.
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Morning.[ Bell chimes ]
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Morning.
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Um, [clears throat]
good morning.
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Class: Morning.
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Um, welcome to
eighth-grade choir.
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As many of you know,
I'm Mr. Pera.
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Everyone have
a nice summer?
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Class: Eh.
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Okay.
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Are you excited
to be back.
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Class: No.
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Sorry.
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I feel all those
same things,
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but a few weeks ago
I came in
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to set up the classroom,
and without you,
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the school feels like
an incomplete place.
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We're supposed to be here,
you know.
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Um, I thought it would be
fun to start
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by doing this old one.
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Maybe you'll recognize it.
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Pass them back.
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Anyone needs one?
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Yes, I love this song!
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Joe:
Oh, that's good.
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Oh, but before
we start to sing,
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we -- we got a new student
with us,
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and he asked to say
a few words.
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So everyone welcome
Gabriel Coskanin.
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[ Applause ]
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Hello.
I'm Gabriel.
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I'm from the Hitopo Scientific
Research Base in Antarctica
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where my parents studied
ecosystem resilience
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and adaptation.
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For 12 years,
I've endured harsh winters
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and extreme cold temperatures of
negative 49 degrees centigrade.
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I've never left the continent
until now.
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I was collectively raised by
all the international scientists
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at the base, which might
explain my unusual accent.
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Now I've fulfilled my dream
of moving to America,
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maybe I'll be
a famous movie star.
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What kinds of movies
do you want to be in?
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I'd love to be in some
Japanese-action films.
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[ Murmuring and applause ]
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All right.
Thank you, Gabriel.
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And, uh, let's sing.
Everybody up.
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If you don't know it,
that's okay.
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Just follow along
the best you can.
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[ Plays piano notes ]
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A one, two, three.
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♪ When this old world
starts getting me down ♪
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♪ And people are just too much
for me to face ♪
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♪ I climb way up to the top
of the stairs ♪
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♪ And all my cares just drift
right into space ♪
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♪ On the roof
it's peaceful as can be ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
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♪ And there the world below
don't bother me ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
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♪ Let me tell you now
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♪ When I come home
feeling tired and beat ♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪ I go up where the air
is fresh and sweet ♪
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♪ Up on the roof
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♪ I get away from
the hustling crowds ♪
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♪ Oooooh
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♪ And all that rat-race noise
down in the street ♪
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♪ Ooooooh
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♪ Up on the roof
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♪ On the roof's
the only place I know ♪
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♪ Oooooh
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♪ Where you just have to wish
to make it so ♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪ Let's go up on the roof
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♪ Up on the roof
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Nice, guys.
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♪ And if this world
starts getting you down ♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪ There's room enough for two
up on the roof ♪
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♪ Up on the roof
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Nice, guys.♪ Up on the roof
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♪ Up on the roof
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-♪ Oh, come on, baby
-♪ Up on the roof
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-♪ Oh, come on, honey
-♪ Up on the roof
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-♪ Everything is all right
-♪ Up on the roof
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♪ Up on the roooooof
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Yeah, there we--
[clears throat] very good.
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♪♪
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