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Hello.
My name is Joe Pera,
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and I figured that if
you're watching this program,
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you like to bring
your lunch, as well.
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This last evening of summer
break, I'm about to make me
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and Sarah's first lunches
of the school year.
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There are about a million ways
to do this,
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but I'll show you what I do.
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♪♪
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I'll start with a sandwich,
and this week is a turkey week.
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Most weeks are.
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As we've established, I don't
want too exciting a lunch.
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I like my days to go like this.
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That's why I eat
turkey sandwiches.
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Also, he loves
that dry bird meat.
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It's true.
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When I would go over
to my Nonna's house
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for dinner
on Sunday nights,
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I would do the dishes,
and she'd pack my lunch for me.
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I'd try and stop her,
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but I couldn't
because my hands were wet.
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It's weird.
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I can never recreate the flavor
of her sandwiches,
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even though the only thing
unique about them
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was that she would use
too much mayonnaise.
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She's with us in the mayonnaise.
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I've been trying to cut down
on my plastic consumption,
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so I've been washing
and re-using my sandwich bags.
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Next up, a salty, crispy.
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Just something
from the snack aisle.
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Doesn't have to be healthy.
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A durable fruit or vegetable.
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Non-caffeinated cinnamon tea,
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which will go great with
dessert, store-bought cookies.
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Like I said....
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Though, since it's
the first day of school,
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a little something extra.
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You put it in a reusable
lunch bag,
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and that's it.
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Yeah.
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That's how I pack my lunch.
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Um, it's kind of interesting
how no matter what you put
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in there,
by fifth period tomorrow,
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it's all going
to taste the same.
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And, uh, that's it.
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That's how I pack my lunch.
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Mm.
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My outfit is laid out.
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I was going to wear that jacket
that Jeremy and Josiah gave me,
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try something different,
but I can't now.
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Um, what are you packing
for your lunch tomorrow?
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T -- tell them
the story.
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It's okay.
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Come on.
Tell them the story.
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It -- it's not
a really good story.
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Yes, it is.
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How about
a thermos of soup?
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Come on.
Just tell them.
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Okay.
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I was walking to the Melsky's
the other night.
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It was about a month ago.
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I was returning home from
a fashion show with
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Gene and Lulu.
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-Good night, Joe.
-See you, Joe.
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Ultimately, I decided
against moving to Milwaukee.
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I knew I had to get back to Gus.
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That's when I remembered
that I had left him
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with the Melsky kids
across the street.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Mike.
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Hey.
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See you at home, Gus.
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I think my kids
stole your dog.
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Yep.
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I didn't mean
to act surprised.
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I just wasn't expecting
to see you here.
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Yeah, I realized
it was time to come home.
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Hey, this is
some good shit.
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You know, you should be
with that girl.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Yeah. [ Sighs ]
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You're right.
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Can you guys help me
with a favor?
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Yeah, buddy.
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So what's up, Scott?
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She's not running
quite right.
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I think it might be
a spark plug or something.
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Okay.
I don't know where Mike is,
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but he can take a look at it
when he gets back.
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Just look under
the hood.
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Just look
under the hood.
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Uh, S -- S...
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[ Stammering ]
I love you. Um...
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I'm -- I'm -- I don't --
I don't --
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Uh, I acted
like an idiot.
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I'm stupid.
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I'm honestly dumb,
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and you're beautiful.
You're awesome.
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I -- I -- I missed you
so much.
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I can't do anything
without you.
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I -- I can't be
without you.
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I think about you
all the time.
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I'm so horny, and I'm --
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I don't know
how to wash clothes,
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and you're good
and funny and cool,
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and I don't know how to
use certain things on my phone,
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and, look, you're
the hardest working
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and most compassionate person
I ever met in my life,
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and I...
You deserve a husband
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that'll treat you
like an empress.
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I'll start eating
vegetables again
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and no more
all chicken diet.
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It's a gift card.
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I appreciate you.
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This is the best
I can do.
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[ Sighs ]
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I know.
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Yeah?
Okay.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Very good!
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-All right!
-Yes!
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-Yes!
-Yeah!
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Thank God for my father
and my brothers.
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So stupid, but it was
the little bit of effort
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I had been waiting for,
and to actually get divorced
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would have been
a financial nightmare.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'm glad you're back.
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Hey, there.
Thank you for watching Gus.
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You remember
to feed him?
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Yes.
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I don't believe you.
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I really did.
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Good.
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[ Gasps ] $20?!
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Whoo! Go put it in
your piggy bank.
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Hey, Josh.
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Hey.
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And, uh, Sue,
congratulations.
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On what?
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On your family.
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Thanks.
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What are you wearing?
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Walker's Point Collection.
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-It looks good.
-Okay.
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Come on.
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Don't push someone
when you're on top.
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Get off my property.
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[ Children laughing ]
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Joe: I had been so preoccupied
that I forgot to ask someone
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to water my bean arch
while I was away.
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Still, someone did.
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Must have been Sarah.
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Sarah?
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It's Joe.
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I just want to thank you
for watering my beans.
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Well, you know how much my arch
means to me, but I'm sorry.
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I don't want to talk
about beans.
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I wanted to apologize
for going away like that.
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Aaah!
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[ Skunk squeaking ]
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Sarah: Joe?
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Joe?
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Joe?
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[ Knocks on door ]
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You all right?
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Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
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The story ends
with the spray of the skunk!
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean
to go that far,
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but we kissed
in the tomato sauce.
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You're sick.
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[ Whispering ] We kissed
in the tomato sauce.
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Can you give me
a hand here?
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Very nice.
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Sarah will be able to keep these
preserved beans in her basement.
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They'll last for up
to three to five years.
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Uh, "Rick Steves' Europe"
comes on in 20 minutes.
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You want to go outside
one more time?
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Sure.
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♪♪
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Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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It's even nicer
than I thought out.
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Yeah.
It feels good out here.
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Yeah.
I think so.
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Here. I got it.
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Joe: The summer's bean crop
was so plentiful
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that even after giving some away
and canning others,
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we still have lots to harvest.
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After they dry on the stalk,
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we'll pick them
and bring them inside,
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remove the seeds
by cracking away the shell,
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then laying the seeds out
on newspaper to dry further.
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After another two weeks,
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we'll select the best ones
to save for planting next year.
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And then we'll do it
all over again.
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Yep.
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You ready to go back
to the rat race?
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Please don't mention
that movie anymore.
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I'm sorry.
I forgot.
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Are you ready to go
back to school?
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Now, that movie
you can mention anytime.
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♪♪
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All right.
Let's not miss Rick.
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Oh, we can't
miss Rick.
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I'm coming, Rick.
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I hope he talks
about Paris.
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He talks about Paris
every time.
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You know, he talks about Paris
like you talk about beans.
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Ha. Would you want
to go sometime?
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No.
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How come?
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I -- I can't.
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Why?
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I'm on a freaking list.
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