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Joe:
I wonder what he's making.
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Sarah:
Are you awake?
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Yeah.
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Did I wake you up?
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No, I haven't been able
to fall asleep.
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I'm sorry.
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You know
you're my country girl.
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[ Laughs ]
I hate it.
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What was I thinking?
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Of course coffee ice cream
has caffeine.
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Yeah, what do they think, we're
going to eat it in the morning?
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Hey,
if we stay up all night,
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at least we don't
have school tomorrow.
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That's true.
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Hey.
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Do you want to watch
an Internet video?
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♪♪
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Maybe something relaxing
to help us get to sleep.
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I don't know
if it's relaxing,
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but Brad Kim sent me this
on Monday,
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and I think
you'll find it entertaining.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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What is this?
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You'll see.
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♪♪
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Just right here.
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Oh. Oh, this is...♪ Yeah, girl, damn, girl ♪
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♪ You make me so dizzy ♪
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♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪
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♪ And move that booty ♪Oh, my God.
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Uh-huh.
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♪ I dance, I'm fast ♪
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♪ I like it slow,
I like it fast ♪
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Is that what happens
in New York City?
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I think so.♪ I love it, girl,
let's party ♪
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Wait, watch.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, oh,
that's Janeane Garofalo.
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Uh-huh, from "24."
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Oh, my God.
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♪ Those moves are so classic ♪
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♪ Your vibe, me likely ♪
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♪ I like what you've got ♪
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Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
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Stop the music, please.
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Oh, that's Artie Bucco
from "Sopranos."
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Yeah, John Ventimiglia.
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Janeane Garofalo,
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would you
wear my ring on your cone?
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Will you marry me?
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[ Both laugh ]
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Yes.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ Your moves, so classic ♪
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♪ Those dudes are so bouncy ♪
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♪ Your vibe, me likey ♪
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♪♪
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Okay,
that was very good.
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Yeah.
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Would you like
a big proposal like that?
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No, I hate crowds.
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I prefer to be proposed to
in private, as well.
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Okay, here,
let me show you this one.
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Man: Can you read that okay?
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October of 1985 this expired.
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Wow, '85.
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And this, I don't think
it got punctured...
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A lot of hijackings
that year.
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...because...
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Well, let's see.
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[ Sniffing ]
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It doesn't smell bad.
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No, it definitely
smells bad.
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Of course
it smells bad.
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Doesn't smell bad at all.
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Ew.
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Would you eat that?
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Yeah, right.
Why?
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You got some old soup
in your basement?
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No,
I rotate my soups.
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The next can...
Here.
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...I'm going to o--
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Let me show you
this one I found.
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Hello, this is Greg Allison
from Green Greg's Garden
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and Worm Farm coming to you
straight from my worm farm,
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and today we're going
to talk about worms.
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We're going to talk about
what are the five key things
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you need to know
to raise worms
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so that you can
successfully raise them
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and so that
they don't die on you.
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I'm going to tell you
what most people do wrong
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that kills their worms
and how to avoid it.
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How not to kill your worms,
that is the last thing
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I'm going to tell you and is
the most important thing
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I can tell you of anything
I ever tell you.
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This video is
36 minutes long.
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It's interesting.
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Look at
his other videos.
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Hello, this is Greg Allison
from Green Greg's Garden
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and Worm Farm
coming to you today
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in the second installment
of the "Grid Down" series.
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In the first installment,
I...
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A channel
we can both enjoy.
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...DHS didn't tell us.
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In this segment, I'm going to
talk about root causes,
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what can bring down the grid.
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I'm going to talk about
the likelihood of those causes.
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Do we have to
watch this now?
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No, but will you send it to me
so I can watch it at home?
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All right.
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You should really get
a smart phone.
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You know your iPhone's
significant locations folder
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tracks where you've been
and for how long?
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It's okay.
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I don't mind them knowing
how much I go to the library.
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Here, let me show you
this one.
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...for thousands of y--
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So I just finished
scraping off
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the larger spines
of the cactus,
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and I cut out the outer edge
with my knife.
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Now, we can eat this raw,
but we're going to cook it
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because it releases
more nutrients,
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and it tastes better.
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♪♪
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Now, you're going to want
to cook it on either side
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for about 3 1/2 minutes.
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Cool guy.
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That's my ex.
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Oh.
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I don't watch it
because I miss him.
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I just think it's funny
to see him eat weird stuff.
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♪♪
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I get it.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mmm, that's some good cactus.
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So hardworking,
my country girl.
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No, no.
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Go on and feed them
chickens, girl.
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Stop.
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Wow.
Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Here, I found this video
of a local celebrity.
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Um, you might not
recognize him,
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but you'll definitely
recognize his voice.
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Hey, everyone.
It's your favorite deejay,
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Billy Ripp,
here with 102.1 WKUP.
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I'm here today because I've
been raising my pet goose,
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Blazer GG, for a few years now,
and today is finally the day
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I'ma grab
that goose by the neck
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and swing around it my head
like a hammer throw.
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[ Cheering ] Come here, goosie.
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Come on, Blazer.That's a grown man.
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Who wants to see me
grab the goose?
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[ Cheering ]
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Mnh-mnh.
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Skip.
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Have you seen this one?
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Probably not.
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I've been a salamander guy
for most of my life.
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♪♪
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[ Both laugh ]
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This one always gets me.
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♪♪
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I think this is, like, supposed
to be for high people,
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but I kind of like it.
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It's cool, right?
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I think so.
Here.
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I think I know a video
I would watch if I was high.
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What is it?
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It's called anime.
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Mm, not for me.
All right.
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Here, could I
show you one?
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Sure.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
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I'm sorry.
Here we go.
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If it doesn't play
in three seconds,
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I'm going back to bed.
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♪♪
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My students turned me
on to this one.
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Mm?
Yeah.
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Still going?
Oh, my God.
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What's going on here?
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This is the one you were
talking about the other day?
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Yeah.
Oh, no.
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Let me show this one.
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This one's great.
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Another bald magician.
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I've seen it.
Okay, okay.
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Here.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Come on.
Let's go outside.
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It's 6:00 in the morning.
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I want to
check out something.
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Okay.
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It's a miracle.
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Joe.
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Sarah,
they're touching.
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It actually worked.
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Wow.
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No, no, no.
Too soon. Too soon.
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Okay.
Oh, look.
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Reach up and pick a bean.
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Wow,
look at this thing.
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It did it! It did it!Look at this thing right there!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Speaks indistinctly ]
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Come on.
Let's go get breakfast.
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Breakfast!
Okay.
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Come on,
my country girl.
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[ Laughs ] No.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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