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[ Piano playing ]
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♪♪
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Lulu:
Do you want some water?
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Joe:
I'm okay, thanks.
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Joe: It's hard to teach piano
to your best friend's wife,
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especially when you
are afraid of her.
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When was the last time
you played?
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When I was 14.
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Before we begin,
can I just say sorry
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that me and Gene
put a bullet in the microwave?
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Let's just
get started.
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Okay.
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What's the piece
you wanted to play?
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Here.
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Do you know it?
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I think so.
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[ Humming ]
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Oh, yeah.
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I can play it through slowly,
but it's pretty rough.
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What day
is the party again?
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Two weeks from Saturday.
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You and Sarah RSVP'd.
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Right.
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Well, can you help me
pull it off?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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Well, what does
the song mean?
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Well, not the song.
That's fairly clear.
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But what does the song mean
to you and Gene,
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and why do you want
to play it for him
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on your 40th
wedding anniversary?
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Joe.
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If you connect to a piece
emotionally,
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it makes everything --All right, Joe.
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From what I've learned
teaching middle school,
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a concert can be pulled off
with enthusiasm alone.
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It was one of the more
popular songs of 1980.
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Okay, if you don't want
to tell me, I understand,
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but do you know why?
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Yes.
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Well, good.
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I don't like talking about
my relationship much, either.
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I guess I'll just say
that I'm not sure
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Sarah will be coming
to the party.
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Sorry to hear.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's not a work thing,
either.
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Well, what, then?
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The amount of people.
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Can I actually have a glass
of water after all?
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[ Sighs ]
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There'll only be
38 to 40 people,
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depending on whether or not the
boys make it up from Milwaukee.
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I know, and I know you've got
a big backyard.
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People will probably
be spread out --
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three or four guys
around the grill,
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a handful of seniors at
the table with the most shade,
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and a woman near the back
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trying to get a grape on
her fork or something like that.
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[ Slurps ]
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I didn't think Sarah was
still afraid of crowds,
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but I guess so.
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Last weekend, we had plans to go
to the blueberry festival,
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and she canceled
last-minute.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I know, and I found myself
doing something
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I never imagined
I'd do.
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Well, what's that?
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Ate a piece
of blueberry pie
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while watching
a student jam band
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and found myself unhappy.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Joe, it's not all good times
in a relationship.
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I know.
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The Melskys
might get a divorce.
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Oh, don't look
to the Melskys.
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I look
to all married couples.
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Joe, the Melskys are --
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All those people
want to do
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is have intercourse
at a hockey stadium,
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and don't get me started
on their children.
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That little one
is a smart animal,
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but also they're
at the middle.
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They'll get through it, but
that's the toughest place to be.
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I wouldn't know.
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Well, you're
at the beginning.
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Enjoy it.
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One day, you're going to be
trying to get back to that,
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learning piano
from your husband's friend --
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bald-spot
Dennis the Menace.
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[ Chuckles ]
Good roast.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Do you know what I'd give
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to go back to that winter
Gene and I met?
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$50?
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I'd give $100
if I could see him
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at that bar in December
40 years ago,
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age 25,
full head of hair.
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He had just finished a season
on a ship
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and blew a huge sum of money
on a brand-new jacket
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that he thought was cool.
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Was it a stylish jacket?
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It's the only stylish thing
he's ever bought for himself.
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What about
the motorcycle?
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Oh, I hate that thing.
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He was gonna go home
to Detroit,
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but we really hit it off
that night,
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and he ended up staying with me
through the holidays,
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then through April
until he shipped out again.
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Oh, almost any time
you turned on the radio
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during those months,
this song was on.
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He had a few days off
in June that same year,
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so we decided to get married
before he got back on the boat.
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Wow.
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What would you say
your number-one secret
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to maintaining a relationship
for 40 --
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Enough.
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If we don't start now,
I'll never be ready.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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You know,
you turned out to be
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a much better teacher
than I thought.
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Thank you.
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Just imagine Gene
in his jacket at the bar.
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By the way, I think I learned
as much from you
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as you learned from me.
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Our relationship is like
learning to play piano
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with one hand each
and no sheet music,
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but with a shared vision of the
future, patience, and practice,
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you can achieve the goal
of growing together.
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Okay, good luck.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Happy anniversary, Gene.
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Wow, I love
your new style.
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Joe, this is my brother Glass
from Miami.
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Electric
to meet you, Joe.
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Artsy-fartsy.
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I used to teach art
at your school, actually.
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Oh, right,
I think we still use
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the sets you painted
for the school plays.
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Thank you.
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Absolutely.
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Were your sons
able to make it?
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No, they're busy.
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They're prepping for the big
fashion show in August.
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Nana: Oh, Joey.
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It was electric
to meet you too, Glass.
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See you, Gene.
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Nice guy.
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Mm-hmm.
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Want a hot dog?
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Mm.
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-Hi, Nana.
-Hi.
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Hi, Sue.
Hi, Carole.
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Joe, your grandmother
was just telling me
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what she found under your bed
when you were 13.
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A chart comparing quilts
and blankets?
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That's so funny.
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It was sweet.
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But why'd
you hide it?
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[ Laughter ]
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It's sweet but sad.
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I mean -- [ Laughs ]
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I mean, naughty.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Conversations continue ]
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Lulu: Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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I'd like to take a moment
to dedicate a song
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to my husband
of now 40 years.
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[ Crowd "aws" ]
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What the Jones?
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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[ Piano playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Here we are
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♪ In a relationship
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♪ Hard to imagine it
another way ♪
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♪ No, I don't really want to
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♪♪
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♪ You do things for me
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♪ I care about you
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♪ That's how these things work
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♪ Right
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♪ And if you ever need someone
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♪ I'll be here
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♪ In the dining room
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♪ In the dining room
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♪ I'm in the dining room
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[ Song ends ]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that was beautiful.Good.
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That was beautiful.
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Oh, I got something
for you.
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Honey, pick a card.Oh, no.
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Come on.
What you pick is what you are.
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All right.
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Queen of hearts.
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That's what you are,
queen of my heart.
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[ Crowd "aws" ][ Laughs ]
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But if you bought 52 decks
of cards for that trick,
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I'm gonna take you back
to the head doctor.
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[ Laughter ]
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Proud of you,
brother.
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[ Applause ]
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That's my brother.
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Aw, thank you.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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You made it, and you didn't
even bring your gun.
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I'm trying.
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Come on.
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Let's get you
something to eat.
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Mnh-mnh.
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All right.
How about a drink?
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Mnh-mnh.
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Mm.
A piece of watermelon?
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Mnh-mnh.
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Desserts over there.No, no.
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They got
chips and dip.
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I'm full.
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What'd you eat?I ate -- I ate before I came.
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What did you eat?
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I ate a --
I don't know.
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I ate a -- I don't know --
doughnut.
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I don't know.
I don't care.
Oh.
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I'm gonna step out
for a cigarette.
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Oh, you can't smoke in front
of my grandmother.I know.
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