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[ Indistinct conversations,
dinnerware clinking lightly ]
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♪♪
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Hello.
My name is Joe Pera.
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And right now, I'm exactly
where I want to be,
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the beauty parlor.
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Every Friday afternoon
since I was 5 years old,
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I've waited for my nana
to get her hair done.
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And as soon as she's finished,
we go for a fish fry.
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I suppose I could run errands
or go home and play computer,
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but I think
that she likes that I'm here.
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I do, too.
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Also, the price of gasoline.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Can I ask you a question?
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What kind of fish do you
think I'm going to get
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at tonight's fish fry --
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perch or whitefish?
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Yep, you got it.
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What's my second choice?
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Yep. You got it.
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Man, I can't wait to eat
that fish meal.
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For those of you
in Southern California,
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a typical fish fry
is a paper-napkin meal
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consisting of fried fish...
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French fries...
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coleslaw...
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rye bread and butter...
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and a beer or pop --
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an almost entirely
brown meal.
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And just thinking
about it's making me hungry.
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You're not bored,
are you, Joey?
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Y-You know
I've never been bored,
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not once in my life.
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Woman:
It was a fabulous...
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She asked me that every week.
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Nothing around here
changes much,
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kind of like a hyperbolic
time chamber and Dragon Ball,
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where Gohan, Goku,
Vegeta, Trunks,
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and other characters
go to train
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because, inside of it,
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one day
equals one year of regular time.
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Unlike the Saiyan Souls,
the clients here
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haven't changed their hairstyles
much in the past few decades.
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Right...?
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What's
he talking about now?
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Oh, yeah.
And Piccolo, too.
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But he doesn't have
any hair.
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I think
The closest you can come
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to knowing what it's like
to be another person
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is by getting
a different hairstyle.
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For example,
here I am with Mr. Slick...
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Flattop...
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the co-worker who is thinking
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of deep-frying a turkey
this Thanksgiving...
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the MRI technician...
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the mayor's wife...
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Rich South African Guy...
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Hockey Guy...
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Hockey Guy II.
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Aaaaaah!
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Super Saiyan II.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Unfortunately,
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I lack the coarse hair
and bravery it takes
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for a haircut.
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But I think it's at least
important to imagine,
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for empathy's sake.
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When it comes down to it,
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waiting for someone
is just a nice thing to do.
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Think of
a hospital waiting room
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or someone who waits
for a loved one
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to serve a prison sentence.
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What's more romantic than that?
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If my wife goes to jail,
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I will wait for her,
as long as it's not murder.
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Joe! Get over here
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before you start
talking to the plants!
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Yes, Carol.
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♪♪
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So, it's true what say --
it really is a beauty parlor.
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[ Laughter ]
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Joe, when
are you gonna ask me out?
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I think I'm pretty --
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Honey, I'm just teasing you.
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Your nana told us
all about your new girlfriend.
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That's Carol,
Nana's best friend.
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That girl is too nice.
He needs to be yelled at a bit.
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Lulu, my best friend Gene's
best friend.
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I like her.
She's grounded.
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Nana, my best friend.
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She sounds unattractive.
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Roe, she's critical.
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And Louise --
her best friend is wine.
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Oh, Roe,
I think she's very handsome.
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Don't you, Joe?
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Yeah, of course.
She's my girlfriend.
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[ Laughter ]If you catch my drift.
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[ Laughter ]Oh, whoa!
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-It's true.
-That's perfect.
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Nana, would you say
that waiting
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gets easier or harder
as you get older?
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It has to do with patience.
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And you learn it as you go on,
or you just --
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Yeah.
I think -- I think
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I am much more patient now
than I used to be.
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The things that
you thought were so important
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just really aren't.
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Yeah,
but aren't there days
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when you want to run the person
right off the road
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-'cause they're in your way?
-Yeah.
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Especially
in construction situations.
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You are the one
who has the choice
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whether you will take it hard
or you will take it easy,
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and it's much better for you
to just take it easy.
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Oh. Waiting seems
a little bit easier
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when you've had
a glass of wine.
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[ Laughter ]
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Now you know how it feels.
[ Laughs ]
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I was just wondering, do you
have any special techniques
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that you use
to help pass the time?
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I try to think about
what my next adventure would be.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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What are you
thinking about now?
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I don't think there's
enough time left in my life
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to travel to all the places
I want to get to.
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Well, where is the next place
you want to go?
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The next one is going
to be South Dakota...
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so going to do that.
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Get in the car and just go.
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Do you have any techniques
to help pass the time, Carol?
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I do visit the casinos.
My life is not boring.
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Time seems to go by fast
at the casino.
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Yeah, unfortunately.
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Other things go fast
at a casino, too.
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[ Laughter ]
Oh!
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If it wasn't for TV, I don't
think I would do anything.
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I watch "Blue Bloods."
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-Oh.
-Yes.
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-I don't quite get that.
-How about Tom Selleck?
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Yes. Oh, I --
That's right.
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-Young, old, in-between?
-Mm-hmm.
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My Nana and I are similar
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in that we both prefer to
listen in social situations.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Oh, yeah.[ Laughter ]
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When you're with
the right people
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it's not important to say much.
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Popped it out.
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I mean, they killed her off
to get rid of her.
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Then again,
someone's got to fill the air.
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I don't think they ever found
the girl's body,
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but they're pretty sure
she's dead.
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When she wants,
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Nana knows
how to pick her spots, too.
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And the squirrel puts
one hand out, second paw.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughs ]
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-And looked just like that?
-Yeah.
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Joe, come over here.
I have something for you.
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-Oh.
-Leave my grandson alone.
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Joe: No, I-I can't.
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Oh, come on.
You always used to do it.
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I know, when I was 5,
but not today.
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-Ohh.
-Ohh.
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I'm gonna go back
and get an M&M,
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but enjoy
your hair appointment.
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See you later.
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Nana's friends
used to give me a quarter.
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if I'd sing them a song.
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[ Clatters lightly ]
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Now...I don't need
their quarters.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I got quarters of my own.
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[ Creaks lightly ]
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♪ I got a mule,
her name is Sal ♪
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♪ 15 miles
on the Erie Canal ♪
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♪ She's a good old worker
and a good old pal ♪
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♪ 15 miles on the Erie Canal
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♪ We found some barges --
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Joey, come on.
Let's go next door.
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-Ohh!
-Great. Joey, great!
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-Let's go next door.
-Great!
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♪♪
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[ Man shouting indistinctly
on television ]
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[ Man speaking indistinctly
on television ]
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Hey, Papa,
can I have a quarter?
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[ Man speaking indistinctly
on television ]
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I'll give you a quarter
if you say "God damn it."
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Yeah, me too.
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Drop the "God" stuff.
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Damn it.
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Alright.[ Applause ]
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One quarter per song...Here you go.
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...four to five quarters
per swear.
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That was a bad lesson
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that got me into
a lot of trouble later on.
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But that's a story
for another time.
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Joey, honey, I'm ready.
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Alright. Here we go.
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See you next week,
everybody.
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We're getting fish fry.
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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Your hair looks nice.[ Bell chimes ]
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Ah, thank you.
Ah...
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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-Here you go.
-Oh, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Thanks, Kathleen.
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You're welcome. Enjoy.
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Oh, boy. Yeah.
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That looks great.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Crunching ]
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Oh, it's
kind of juicy today.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Mmm.
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This is so good.
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It's fried fish.Mmm.
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Of course it tastes good.
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But the wait in the company
make it taste,
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uh, really good.
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No, absolutely not.
I called my brother.
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I took a picture
of these Nike shoes.Man: Mm-hmm.
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And I called up Steve
and I said,
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"Hey, Steve,
just look at your phone."
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I got -- You know.
Mm-hmm.
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And he said, "Yeah, I could use
a new pair of shoes."
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You know what you do
when you go to a garage sale --
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you buy everything.No I don't.
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Yes, you do.
I don't. Stop it.
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Why do you say that?[ Both laugh ]
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Why do you say that?
It's my money, anyway, so...
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It's -- It's not yours.
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How's your fish?My fish is good.
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Yeah.
I really love it.
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I love garage sales.
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♪♪
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