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Joe: This is a sugar loaf.
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Up until the late
19th century,
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sugar was primarily sold
in a form of solid cone,
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and a pair of special pincers
called sugar nips
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would be used to break off
pieces into cups of tea
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and the mouths
of unsupervised children.
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Sugar loaves are
less common today,
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having been replaced
by granules and cubes.
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But due to
its distinctive shape,
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the sugar loaf legacy
lives on
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in the mountains around
the world that bear its name.
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Hello.
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My name is Joe Pera.
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Today was the final
day of school.
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And what sweeter way
to celebrate
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than with a hike up
Sugarloaf Mountain?
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It's not the Sugarloaf Mountain
with ski lifts in Maine
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or the Sugarloaf Mountain
in Rio de Janeiro,
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featured in
James Bond "Moonraker."
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Instead, the Sugarloaf Mountain
in Marquette County,
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just six miles
from my front door.
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♪♪
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Hiking combines the beauty
of walking
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with the beauty of nature.
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And other than
leave no trace and stay alive,
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there are no real rules.
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Plus the abundance of fresh air
straight from the trees
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has a way of releasing stress.
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You'd hardly know
that just 30 minutes ago,
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I was experiencing
intense emotional pressure
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I can only describe
as DEFCON One.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Can you pull over?
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♪♪
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You feeling okay?
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I don't want to
hide it anymore.
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The longer you keep
something inside,
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the harder it is to contain.
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The pressure was building,
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and I felt like
I had to release it somehow.
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Woman: This weekend I think
we're gonna bust out the grill,
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maybe try grilling some corn
or something.
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I don't know.
It might be fun.
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And then next week
we're gonna go take selfies
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at Wrigley Field.
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And then we're going to stay
home the rest of the summer.
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You all right, Joe?
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Yeah.
I bet you are.
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Neiman:
All right, everyone.
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All right, everyone,
quiet down.
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As we close the book on
another outstanding school year,
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I'd like to express once again
how grateful I am.
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You make Little Deer
Middle School
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the special place it is
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and are a constant source
of inspiration.
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There were hardly any
staff-related incidents
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this year, so kudos.
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Haven't seen a kudos burn
in a [bleep] minute.
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Oh. One quick reminder
before we start break --
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you are still teachers
during the summer.
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Don't drink too much in public.
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That said, we can still all have
fun tonight at the happy hour.
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Any final thoughts?
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I have something
I'd like to announce.
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Yes, Joe.
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We all have lives
outside of school,
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and there's something
I'd like to share.
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I'm growing a bean arch,
so if anyone wants beans
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58, 59 days from now,
just let me know.
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Yeah, Joe, sounds like
you're already sharing
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a string bean wiener.
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[ Trills ]
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John,
what are you doing?
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It's just a joke.
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It's not funny.
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My bad.
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Yeah, it's your bad,
all right.
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Do you want your job,
John?
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I don't want
to hide it either.
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But with the students' respect
and teachers like John,
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you know the consequences
of dating another teacher.
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You know it just makes
everybody aware of --
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You don't --
It'd be like...
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Whenever I see
an empty baseball diamond,
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I feel the need
to run its bases.
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It's a deep-seated compulsion
I can't often give into
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because I am an adult.
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But it makes summers tough
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because diamonds
are mostly empty these days.
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Have you tried it?
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There's a real sense of freedom
when you do it on your own.
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No pressure to hit the ball.
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No baseman to tag you out.
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If you are an anarchist,
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you don't even need
to touch the base.
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But you'd miss out
on leaving your footprint
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on that dusty white bag.
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18 years ago,
I broke a baseball record
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when I became the first kid
in the Upper Peninsula
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to get banned
from Little League.
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In my last at-bat
of the season,
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I was down two strikes,
looking for a home run.
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Nutty, because I hadn't gotten
a hit all season.
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That I wanted
to go around so bad
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that when the opportunity came,
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I decided to steal first base.
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Once I hit first,
I had to steal second.
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Then at second, third was
just around the corner.
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By the time I got to third,
nothing could stop me.
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It felt so good.
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Even though I accumulated
17 outs in a single at-bat,
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I got my home run,
and I did it on my own terms.
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Today, I follow rules
because I am afraid of jail.
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But I suppose I still run
the bases as an adult
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to relive sense of liberation
I felt as a kid.
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I know it sounds childish,
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but it feels so good
to get that off my chest.
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I guess I was still embarrassed
from when Coach Hazler
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had me turn in
my cap and uniform.
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It takes guts for you
to tell me that.
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And I don't fully understand it,
but I can respect it.
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Every time we've driven by
a diamond, I've held it in.
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Can I share
something with you?
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Sure.
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I've dated men from each branch
of the U.S. military
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and I still keep in touch
with two of them.
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Okay.
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We're friends, but it's
primarily for intelligence.
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Makes sense.
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Can I tell you
something else?
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Yeah.
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Opening up to Sarah
in that moment
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got her opening up to me,
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and we started sharing our
secret lives with each other.
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I put prohibited items
in my airplane carry-on.
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I slap my hands
on my pants
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when the ice cream store
is closed.
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I get anxious when I stay
at your house
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because I'm away
from my basement.
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Before last month, I hadn't
told someone I loved them
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since high school.
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It takes me years
to trust someone
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and seconds to untrust.
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I wish this weren't true.
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Oh.
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Come on.
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I feel like shoplifting
a few home runs.
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You're a toe runner?
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Sarah: Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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You don't run
on your toes?
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No.
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That's how
I get my speed.
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Come on. Keep up!
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I can't wait to tell
all the other teachers.
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Keep up!
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And just like that,
it was --
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I don't know,
comfortable.
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Sarah: Hurry up, Joe.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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I hope we're not too late
for the karaoke.
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Wait.
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You forgot something.
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What's that?
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Really?
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Really, really.
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All right.
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You sure?
Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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I think so.
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I am.
Okay.
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Woman: ♪ Gitchi gitchi,
ya ya, here ♪
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Hey, Joe, Sarah.
Glad you could make it.
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Principal Neiman, I want you to
know that Sarah and I are dating
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and have been
for the past four months.
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Everyone already knows.
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You two are cute.
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You go together like
desk and chair.
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Ah.
By the way,
there are some phenomenal
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mozzarella sticks
at the bar.
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Help yourself. I'm going to
track down some marinara.
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Good luck.
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♪ Creole Lady Marmalade
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[ Applause ]
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Yeah!
Awesome.
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Whoo! It's Joe.
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Yeah.
What's up, man?
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Where you been?
Working on your bean arch?
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
You been growing a big bean?
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Hopefully.Growing a big bean
in your pants.
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I'm just kidding.
You know what I'm saying?
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Planting seeds, though,
right?
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Yeah, actually.
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I usually plant them
all over town.
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You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
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Yeah.
Don't give me that look.
You know exactly what I mean.
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Yeah.
Everybody knows
what that means.
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Everybody in this bar
knows what that means.
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Do we really have to go
to happy hour tonight?
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I think it'll be fun.
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Okay. Okay.
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