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♪♪
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♪ Come all without
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♪ Come all within
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♪ You'll not see nothing like
the mighty Quinn ♪
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♪ Come all without
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♪ Come all within
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♪ You'll not see nothing like
the mighty Quinn ♪
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♪ Everybody's building
ships and boats ♪
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♪ Some are building monuments
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♪ Others are
jotting down notes ♪
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♪ Everybody's in despair,
every girl and boy ♪
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♪ But when Quinn the Eskimo
gets here ♪
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♪ Everybody's gonna jump
for joy ♪
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♪ Come all without
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♪ Come all within
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♪ You'll not see nothing like
the mighty Quinn ♪
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♪ Come all without
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♪ Come all within
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♪ You'll not see nothing like
the mighty Quinn ♪
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♪♪
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Beans. They've got it all --
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protein, carbs, fiber,
affordable.
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One of the most nutritious
plants of all time.
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They are nicknamed
poor man's meat.
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Hello. I'm Joe Pera.
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And most of the time,
it's just a few tomato plants
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and herbs in my backyard,
which is great.
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But for some reason, the hope of
springtime hit me hard this year
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and I felt the urge
to attempt something big.
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I'm going to grow an arch
of snap pole beans.
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♪♪
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Right now,
this is a regular arch.
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But later this afternoon,
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we'll plant seedlings
on either side.
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Over the next 65 days,
they'll climb the structure
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and, if all goes well,
meet in the middle.
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The snap beans will hang down
so that when I walk under,
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I'll be able to just reach up
and pick a bean.
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Imagine that.
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Not having to bend over
to pick a bean.
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But to reach up and pick a bean.
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If you're tall,
maybe even with your mouth.
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If you're having trouble
imagining, here.
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There are a number of vegetables
you can grow on an arch.
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But I chose beans because
good flavor.
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Can you describe
the flavor of beans?
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Me either.
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But I know it's much better
than eating plain rice.
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They're simple to grow,
and you can eat them now
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or you can can them
and eat them years from now.
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Or you can put them back in
the ground and get more beans.
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If you do it right, you'll never
have to buy a bean again.
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Save a million dollars.
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Well, okay, a thousand dollars.
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I'm getting carried away.
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Let me go back and tell you
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how I got this idea
on Easter morning.
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While eating egg bake
and French toast,
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my nana was telling me and
Sarah that my grandfather tried
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to grow bean arches
a few summers ago.
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But for various reasons,
they never quite worked.
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I'm not trying to
outdo my grandfather.
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He was a much better
Joe Pera than me.
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But as my grandmother told me
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of beans hanging seven,
eight feet in the air,
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I knew this would be
the big attempt.
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It was a significant April day,
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not only because I resolved
what to do with my garden,
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but that afternoon,
Sarah and me
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elected to officially
do a relationship.
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You've heard it
10 times before,
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but I'll tell you it's true.
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After New Year's
and Valentine's,
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Easter is the third most
romantic day of the year.
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Since it was her idea,
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I thought it'd be fun
to start the seeds together.
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Joe: Man, that French toast
was amazing.
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Why, thank you.
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It blew my mind.
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Joey.
Uh-huh?
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What kind are these?
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They're Kentucky wonders.
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They're high yielding
and fast growing.
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Don't put too much pressure
on this.
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I'm going to bring you
a lot of green beans.
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Just as long as you
don't spend your summer
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worried that
the arch will complete.
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I have a good feeling
about it.
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When Papa built his arch,
how did he do it?
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I forget.
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You don't remember anything?
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Nope.
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But after the last frost,
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he'd take some posts
and put them into the ground.
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Maybe you could get Gene
to help you.
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That's a good idea.
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Have you ever done this
before, Gene?No, Joe.
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And then he'd take some
wire paneling...
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Like cattle panel?
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I don't know.
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I think it's called
cattle panel.
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Okay.
Well, I don't know.
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We got it. You okay?
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Gene: Yeah.
All right.
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Nana: And then he'd bend
the wire into an arch
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and fit it
between the posts.
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Wow.
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Starting to look like
St. Louis back here.
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And then he'd secure
the whole thing with wire,
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and that's it.
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Not bad.
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Looks pretty good.
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What do you think?
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I think I'm going to get
something to drink.
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It is said that if you put time
and effort into your garden,
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you'll be rewarded.
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But this is hardly true,
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and I have been devastated
in the past.
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So why bother at all?
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I asked my eighth graders
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in my end-of-the-year
good luck speech.
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Next year, you'll be starting
high school.
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It's hard to do without worry.
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Everyone is bigger than you,
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their brains more developed,
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some even have a rapport
with the teachers.
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My advice,
other than to keep singing,
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is that when opportunities
present themselves,
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don't hesitate.
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I've done too much of that
in my own life.
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But for you, there's new people.
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AP Spanish and J.V. sports,
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all ages shows at Higher Grounds
Christian coffee shop.
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Reach up and grab it.
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And since you're
nearly graduated,
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I now consider you my peers.
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And what was I talking about?
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Oh yeah.
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The final step
is planting the seeds.
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You just put it in the ground,
firm the soil, and water.
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I like how
there's no twist.
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Beans are
straightforward.
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-Very good.
-Mm-hmm.
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Smile, Lulu, you're on
"Candid Camera."
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Gene.
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Sorry.
It was a nice moment.
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Lulu, you'll forgive
everything we've ever done
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later this summer when I bring
in a big basket of beans.
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And till then?
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You want to
walk under the arch?
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No, I'm okay.
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Do you, Nana?
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I'll wait
until it's complete.
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Okay.
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That's lovely, Joe.Thanks, Sue.
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I hope my surprise lives up
to your expectations.
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So these are going
to grow up that side
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and those are going to
grow up that side?
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Hopefully.
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It's one of
the coolest things
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I've ever seen
in my life.
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Joe,
I've known you a long time.
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I'm really proud of you.
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Here. Who wants a glass
of brandy to celebrate?
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To toast the arch of beans.
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All: To beans.
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♪♪
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-Hey, there.
-Hey.
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I can't believe
you did this all in one day.
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Thank you...
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for getting me
a 15% employee discount
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now that you work part-time
at the hardware store.
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Hey, can I ask you something?Okay.
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Are you willing to kill
to defend your garden?
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No.
But I would fight like hell.
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So, um,
use soft projectiles.
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♪♪
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Brandy is gross.
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♪♪
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This is nice.
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♪♪
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Hey, what's the deal with
getting that 15% discount
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at the hardware store?
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I can give you a lot more
reasons to grow beans and will.
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But there's no rush.
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We've got all summer.
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And if you're not
interested in beans
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or whether the arch
will complete,
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you can still tune in
to see my summer wardrobe.
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Finally see my calves.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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