All language subtitles for Human Love (1988)

If you're going someplace,
why don't you take me with you?

How would you like to
attend another barbecue?

What are you doing here? We moved the
tribe down for his wedding to Moonbeam.

I'm too young to be a bride.
Get your trousseau ready.

They let us go,
but they sure mean business.

Duke, Duke.
What happened?

They got me.
They what?

They got me. Hey, Duke. No, no, Willoughby!

When you get
back to New York,

tell the folks
I died with my boots on.

Duke! Don't go away.
All right, Willoughby.

Don't go away! Pull
yourself together. I won't!

Were you ever shot?
It's a burning feeling.

I don't mean indigestion.
I know how you feel.

This is awful.

Wait a minute. Twice in
the same place I got it.

Duke? It's a couple of
cowboys at target practice.

I know...

What's the matter with you? Hmph!

Disappointed, eh?

That's it, that's right.
You've got him.

How long did that take? 43
seconds, you're improving.

Yeah, but not enough. Bob, if
you'll just do it like this.

If she don't like him,
why's she doing that?

That's love.
Oh, no. Oh, no.

Love is when you're
parked in a car.

What do you think?

You're all right.
There's nothing to it.

You expect me to do that? Sure, and better.

It was a great life
while it lasted.

Mount from the squaw side, the right.

Well, here we go.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

That's it.
Hold it.

That's it!

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Are ya hurt?

Oh, Bob.

Bob?
Hi.

You faker!

What are you two
doing here?

We're just watching. Yeah,
she's teachin' him to...

To what? Two and two make four
and four and four make eight.

And eight and eight...
Then there's geography.

Get up to the barn.
It's milkin' time.

Do I have to milk
that bunch of cows?

No, not bunch, herd. Heard what?

Herd of cows. Sure, I heard
of cows. Think I'm a dummy?

No, a cow herd. What do
I care if a cow heard?

I didn't say anything
to be ashamed of.

Do you know
what a cow gives?

A cow gives milk.
No, she don't.

You gotta take it away from
her. Let's get over to the barn.

What are you doing
down there?

Tryin' to do this.
Don't lean on me!

Don't lean on me!

There must be a better way.

Can you move her over?
Move the stuff over.

Get off the finger!
Duke, she's on my hand.

Get it out. Get it out! Get it out!

Get it out yourself.
You milk her from the back.

From the back?
Certainly, not down there.

Cowboy! You've got to learn sometime.

Now what are you doing? There's
none of those things up here.

Duke, give me a pail.
Will you listen to me?

You milk her on the
stool. Oh, on the stool?

On the stool.
Now I know.

Get off there. Here. Stool.

Sit down.
Huh?

Not you, the cow.
What for?

I'm gonna milk her. No, no, no,
here, put that under the udder.

The other what?
The cow's udder.

Cow's other what?
Under here, please!

Sit down there. Milk the cow.
You mean under the crankcase.

All right, call it what
you want. Get some milk.

Get some milk.

No?

Come on, come on,
give me some milk.

Hey, you! Come on! Get in line!

I was here first.
What are you trying to do?

Why don't you pick on somebody
your size? I was here first.

I'm tryin' to get some
milk myself, you know.

After all!

Must have run dry.

Don't look at me. It ain't my
fault. First time I come here.

Hey, Duke! Duke, Duke. What's the matter?

Help me milk this cow. No, this is
a steer. A steer don't give milk.

No?
No!

Where does "steeralized" milk
come from? Make it snappy.

I'm dying for a drink of raw milk. Okay.

All you get in restaurants is
"A" milk and "B" milk. Bee milk?

Do bees give milk?
No, honey.

Thanks, dear. Oh, come on, get with it.

Oooh! A four-tube set.

How do you tune it in?

You can never trust
a woman, can ya?

Will ya cut it out?
Dare ya to do it once more.

She did.
Give me somethin'.

You do it once more
I'll...

Once more...

I guess
that'll hold ya.

Oh!

This is a fine time
to be sleeping.

Come on, get up.
Come on, wake up.

What's the matter? What happened? Come on.

What's the matter with you?
Peanuts! Hot dogs! Milk!

Uh-oh!

That's trouble.
Wait a minute.

This looks bad.

"We've got the Indian sign on you.
Get a wedding license ready or else!"

Or else? I'm gettin' sick and
tired of havin' Indians threaten me.

I'll give 'em 10 minutes
to get out of town.

How long? I'll give 'em five
minutes to get out of town.

How long? Give me 10
seconds and I'll be packed.

Are you gonna let them
get away with that? No!

That's a boy. I'll get
those dirty redskins!

I knew it was in ya. Which
way did these arrows come from?

That way! That way? Let's... go this way!

This lovely day
has lengthened

Into evening

We'll sigh good-bye

To all we've ever had

Alone where we have
walked together

I'll remember April

And be glad

I'll be content

You loved me once
in April

Your lips were warm

And love and spring
were new

But I'm not afraid
of autumn

And her sorrow

For I'll remember

April and you

The fire will dwindle

Into glowing ashes

For flames
and love live

Such a little while

I won't forget

But I won't be lonely

I'll remember April

And I'll smile

The fire will dwindle

Into glowing ashes

For flames and love
live such a little while

I won't forget

But I won't be lonely

I'll remember April

And I'll smile

This ought to scare the
daylights out of'em. It better.

I spent the best part of the day
carvin' that face. Rush it up.

Over here, across from
his bunk. Here they come!

It's dark in here.
Put on the lights.

They got me. They got me. Where?

Right in the middle of the excitement.
Somebody's tryin' to kid you.

Funny kind of kiddin'. Every time
I turn around you know what happens?

What? Some Indian lets go with
an arrow... right by my kisser.

Come on,
let's go to bed.

Hiya, partner.

Duke! Duke!
What's the matter?

It's only a dummy.
Look at it!

Those three boys put
that there to scare you.

They're very successful.
Touch it. It's only a dummy.

Feel it.
That's all there is to it.

Come on,
let's wash up.

I'm not scared
of you.

Willoughby, go get me the soap.
Go get me the soap.!

Go get it yourself!

Willoughby, go get me the soap.!

I'm not gonna get it.! No.!

Go get me the soap, Willoughby.!

All right.
That's better.

Dummy, eh?

I wish you was
the other guy you look like.

I'd let you have it.

Mmm!

Fine joint. Ain't even
a place to hang your hat.

I mean...

A knife, zip,
right through my hat.

That's ridiculous.

No.! Come on, come on.!

Hey, Duke!
It was right...

What do you know?
What do you know...

There's your hat and
there's no knife in it. No?

That hole wasn't
put there by a moth.

Come here, I'll prove
this Indian is only a dummy.

Get over here.
What are you afraid of?

Look. Look.
Now get with it and go to bed.

No more
of this nonsense.

Dummy, huh?

You look like a guy that
gave me Indian springwater.

The roof's leakin'.

I'd have sworn
that guy moved.

Did you move?
No.

I'll fix you.
Put this in your mouth.

That's good. I'm gettin'
hysterical or something.

I don't know.

It's only a dummy.
No dummy's gonna do that...

Come here. No, I don't want to go in.

I'm tellin' ya, he's alive.
I saw the thing...

What got into you
all of a sudden?

What are you afraid of? I'm
tellin' you this Indian's alive.

He done an awful lot of things to
me. You're crazy, it's impossible.

I'll show ya.
Go ahead, show me.

Now what?
What are you doing?

Nothin'.
It didn't work.

See him take a kick at
me. That's a dummy, dummy.

Well, he's alive.
Go on, get in bed.

What's the matter
with you all of a sudden?

That's no way to act. Get into
your nightgown and get some rest.

Where are you going? I'm
gonna change in the closet.

I'm bashful. All right,
go ahead in the closet.

What kept you? I was a
little long, wasn't I?

Certainly, get to bed.
I'll turn out the lights.

I don't want to hear of
Indians from you anymore.

Understand?
Get in there.

Don't mention Indians. That's
all I do is think of'em.

I'm always dreamin' of'em.
Think of something else.

Beautiful girls. I'll
think of beautiful girls,

but I'll dream about Indians. Go to sleep.

How do you do?
Something wrong?

Sanitarium? You the doctor? That's right.

Gotta have some rest.
I need a lot of rest.

All night long
when I sleep I see Indians.

Even when I turn around,
I bump into Indians.

I gotta have rest. You've
come to the right place.

You'll see no Indians here.
Everything will be all right.

Just a minute, just a minute. Take it easy.

You're in bad shape.
You do need a rest.

Wait, I'll see what
I can do for you.

Fellas, do you mind giving
this room up for tonight?

Come this way,
please.

Come, come.
Come on. Take it easy.

That's the boy. Oh, nurse? Yes?

This is your nurse.

Another Indian. You an Indian?
You must be seeing things.

He's in bad shape.
Make sure everything is quiet.

I gotta have rest. Hang your
clothes up and get some sleep.

You'll be all right in the
morning. If you need me, just call.

What a beautiful bed of roses.
I think I'll water them.

That's enough,
that's enough.

That's enough!
That's plenty!

I'm gettin' plenty
of rest tonight anyway.

Bite the dust!
I won't!

You will. You will. I won't. I won't.

Oooooh!

Come in at once! Water! Pocahontas fainted.

Fainted? Yes, John Smith
ran away with Minnehaha.

Phone for water!
Phone for water?

I'll help you, kids. I'll phone.
I don't like to see nobody faint.

Oh, boy, Pocahontas fainted.
I want some water.

And I got it too.

- Bite the dust.!
- I won't.!

- You will.!
- I won't.!

Oooooh.!

I got him...
with my finger.

Didn't work.
Run out of bullets.

That's enough.
Enough for me.

What are you doing?
You want to shoot me?

Would you like
to have your palm read?

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

General Custer.!

Sitting Bull.!

Duke! Duke! Hey, Duke!
Wake up, will ya? Yeah?

I'm scared.
What's the matter?

The whole room is full
of Indians. Where, where?

I saw two guys come in.
"Bite the dust. " "I won't!"

The other guy shot him!
Bang! Took him out!

Come here, come here!
You've been dreaming.

What is it all about? A flock
of Indians all over the room!

What do you mean, flock of
Indians? Plenty of Indians.

There's not a single Indian here. Oh, no?

No! I know, they're
married and got children.

What are you talkin' about? Everybody was
in the room, but that one that throws knives.

Remember the hat? Are
you still afraid of that?

Afraid? You think he's still around?

I'll prove to you he's not.
Come here, come here.

He's not here.
He's not here.

He's not here.
He's not here.

He's not here.

If I know you, you're
gonna do one of two things.

You're gonna
break her heart or your neck.

Either way, you're gonna
break my pocketbook.

Mr. Mitchell?
Yeah?

I'm Ace Anderson. How are
ya? Mr. Conway, my nursemaid.

How are you?
Good evening.

I own a club downtown
and I haven't seen you around.

I've been busy getting
ready for the rodeo.

Sam Shaw figures the Lazy "S" team
is a cinch to win with you on it.

I'm handling a $1,000 bet
for him.

Mr. Shaw didn't strike me
as being a betting man.

He isn't as a rule, but he spent
so much money remodeling this place,

I guess he's counting
on getting some of it back.

I'll be seeing you down
at the club. Good-bye.

Mr. Anderson!

Look out, that guy
didn't come just to talk.

I know it.

Yeah? I'll handle Mr.
Shaw's bet myself at 10-to-1.

10-to-1? That's right, but my
name's got to be kept out of it.

It's a deal.

Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't you riding for
the Lazy "S" team? Uh-huh.

You're betting $10,000 that your
own team loses? That's right.

That makes it simpler,
doesn't it?

I'll be seeing ya.

You know what that guy
thinks? Let him think it.

Ten thousand smackers. You go
and kill yourself in that rodeo...

just to make sure
her old man wins that dough.

I give up.

Hey, Duke, you know what?
I would love to dance.

Why don't you? I gotta learn
how to do those kind of dances.

Go on out and do it.
I'd like to.

Go ahead.
You know the last...

Hey, Duke, I've been
robbed. What's the matter?

I've been robbed. In
here? You've been robbed?

I had it when I left the
bunkhouse. You had what?

My other leg! I want to dance
with the girls like everybody else.

Your other leg?
I only got one leg!

What are ya talkin'
about? What do you know?

Am I happy?
You should be.

Hello. Do you dance?
Why, yes.

You have nice weather for it. Sit down.

What's on your mind, Ace?
I just wanted you to know...

that I bet 20 grand of my own money
that the Lazy "S" loses tomorrow.

Why tell me? Well, see that you
don't happen to win any events.

You ought to speak to Bronco
Bob Mitchell. He's the headman.

I'm not worried about him.
He'll see that they lose.

Bob Mitchell had me bet
10 grand at 10-to-1...

that the Lazy "S" outfit
loses.

That's where I got
my information.

Ace, I think
you're lying.

Whether you are or not, I'm riding
to win and no one's gonna stop me.

Same old couples
forward and back

Forward again
and sides dividing

You swing in the center
and you swing on the side

With an Alabama left
to the old left hand and back

We got orders from Ace
to take you with us.

Here we go with the old mess
wagon and a hind wheel broke

And the axle draggin'
Meet your partner, promenade

You know where
and I don't care

Hey, what kind of old-fashioned
jive is that you've got

Take it from me, pops
It's not so hot

You say it's
an old square dance affair

Well, you're right there
It sure is square

Don't be a chump Do a
square dance but make it jump

What you say we all go
rockin' and reelin'

Make the old Virginia reel
really hop

The corn will thrive
if you plant it in jive

I'll bet that it pops
your top

Hit the timber and
go rockin' and reelin'

Do the boogie if
the beat is in eight

You're just nowhere
if you dance in a square

'Cause you'll swing
like a rusty gate

Put rhythm to
your do-si-doin'

It's easy to make it mix

Keep jumpin'
when you're heel and toein'

If you really want
to get your kicks

Swing your partner when
you're rockin' and reelin'

Do your dancin'
like you haven't a care

You'll be first class
You'll be cookin' with gas

If you go rockin'
round the square

Ruby, Ruby
We want Ruby

She's the gal
on the mellow side

Ruby, come on, Ruby, just
let rhythm be your guide

Give the calls
Make 'em up

Do it in jive
and break 'em up

Well, if you want me to do it I'll
have these cats come on fit to kill

And we'll show you how they rock the
square back in Harlem on Sugar Hill

Now if you really want
to get your boots laced

Start out with
the old shim-sham

And play back that jive
I laid on you, pops

You're on your own
So cut out and jam

What ya say we all go
rockin' and reelin'

Make the old Virginia reel
really hop

The corn will thrive
if you plant it in jive

I'll bet it pops
your top

Hit the timber
go rockin' and reelin'

Do the boogie-woogie
if the beat is in eight

You're just nowhere
if your dancin' is square

'Cause you swing
like a rusty gate

Put rhythm to your
do-si-doin' It's easy to mix

Keepjumpin'when you're heelin'and
toein'if you want to get your kicks

Swing your partner Go rockin' and
reelin' like you haven't a care

You'll be first class
You'll be cookin'with gas

Heelin', toein' Rock,
rock rockin' 'n' reelin'

Rock, rock
rockin' 'n' reelin'

When you're rockin'
around the square

But, Miss Anne, that's
what that fella told Alabam.

That's true, 'cause I heard it
with my one good ear. This one...

This one over here.
This one over here.

I don't believe it. Bob
wouldn't bet against himself.

Then why not ask Alabam? Oh, no.

Morning, everybody.
Uh-oh, there he is.

Why you, I ought to haul off and give you
the dirtiest look you ever had in your life.

What is this? What's going on? Bob,

did you make a bet through Ace
Anderson that the Lazy "S" would lose?

Oh, you heard?

Listen, I'm gonna ride today
and I'm gonna ride to win.

As far as I'm concerned, you can do
all your riding on a train heading east.

Now listen...
I want to...

What are you doing?

Hey, wait a minute, you guys
got a customer. Let's get going.

You don't understand. Oh,
yes, we do. You're a bad boy!

You got me wrong. Oh, no!
We ain't got you wrong.

If I got you wrong, I hope I
knock a fender off this car.

Okay, get in.
We're wrong.

So that's why I wanted
to lose the money.

Ten thousand buckaroos to win
a girl? That's love, all right.

That's inflation. It's all your
fault. You had to spoil a romance.

You and your eavesdropping. Eavesdropping?

I never dropped
an eave in my life.

I ought to give you back to
the Indians. Anything but that!

What do you know? Somebody
must be usin' a slingshot.

Sit still.
I'll get it.

All right,
reach.

Come on,
give me your gun.

What's the big idea? Take it
easy and you won't get hurt.

I'll go get help!

Ooo-ooo-ooo!

I don't care what your reasons were
for betting on the Lazy "S" to lose.

I can be positive they don't
win by holding you and Alabam.

Yeah, we got you good,
Bronco Bob.

It ain't as easy to escape from here
as it was in them books of yours.

Why? Are you a fan of mine? I'll say I am.

You know that book, I Escaped
from Outlaws? That was swell.

Remember, Ace,
I was readin'it to you.

That took place in a cabin like
this, didn't it? Yeah, it did.

There I was, a prisoner. The
outlaw chief was pacing up and down.

The window was open.
Now let's see...

Come on!

Help!

Hey, you're hurt. Never mind
that. Let's get back to the rodeo.

Let's make sure
our friend stays here first.

I gotta get help. We should have
stayed and fought it out with them.

Hey, hey, look!
Stop, stop, stop.

Look! Look!
Oh, just Indians.

Come on, get going!

Come on, step on it! Go
ahead, step on it! Go away.

Come on, they're getting closer.

Way back!
They have no brakes!

Attaboy,
Willoughby!

Come on,
step on it!

Hey, take off your brake!
Take off your brake!

Take off the brake?
Take off your brake!

Take it off. Take it off! What do I do now?

Release it!
Okay!

Here they come!
Don't let go of the wheel!

Willoughby,
grab the wheel.!

What did you let go
of the wheel for?

I can't drive!
What's the matter?

All right, I'll take
care of everything.

What's the matter?
What are you doing?

Hey, DiMaggio
got another hit.

Put that down!
Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Hey, look, no hands! No, don't!

Something wrong?
See my hat?

No.
There it is.

Thank you.

We got rid
of the Indians.

Look out!

Sunday driver! Never mind him.
Your troubles are behind you.

Hey, wait a minute.!

Oh, boy, that...

There they are again.
Go ahead!

Oh, fluid drive.

Hey.! Who's chasing who?

Boy, was that a close shave. You said it.

Faster, faster.
Keep it going.

Go get help, go get help!
Come here, come here!

You went the wrong way!
This way! Hurry up!

Hey! I didn't see that! Get it out!

Hey, Duke, does this
place look familiar to you?

Ya dope! We're right back
at the spot we started from!

Ain't I uncanny? You are. Now listen to me.

Take the turns I tell ya to take.
Bob's in trouble. Now get going.

Let's see who's in this
broncobusting contest.

I don't suppose there's any doubt
of his showing up, is there, Conway?

This is dull stuff, Manning. What
do you say we go find some real fun?

The next event is the
girls'fancy-riding contest.

Good luck, there's a lot more
at stake than the prize money.

A lot more? Yeah, Ace Anderson had
somebody put up $10,000 that we'd lose.

Ten thousand do...

Why, Dad,

then Bob...

Bob wanted to lose so we'd
win. That doesn't make sense.

It certainly does.
Come on!

Hey, come on! Hey, Alabam! Get in the car.

He's hurt. Oh, it's nothing.
It's just a little...

Oooooh!
Blood.

The Lazy "S" outfit's in
second place with 27 points,

including the first place
won by Miss Anne Shaw.

And now the final contestant
in broncobustin',

also representing
the Lazy "S" Ranch,

that celebrated personality,
Bronco Bob Mitchell.

Where's Bob? Has anyone seen him? No!

Alabam hasn't
shown up either.

That's strange.
Anne?

You don't mean that you want Bob to
ride? Of course I want him to ride.

Bronco Bob Mitchell is wanted at
the chutes. Judges are waiting.

He was gonna ride,
was he?

Bronco Bob Mitchell, having failed
to appear, the contest is forfeited.

The winner is...
But wait, here he is!

Where have you been? Get
Alabam to first aid right away.

What happened to him? He
got shot. I'll explain later.

Look, about that bet... We know all
about that. You get in there and ride!

Ride 'em, cowboy!

We win! We win!
We win!

Hello, bridegroom.

Ride 'em, cowboy
ride

We're all together
side by side

All good men and every one a
rooting tooting son of a gun

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy
ride

Bust 'em high and wide

And when our pay's
been roped and tied

We'll be off to paint the town
to set 'em up and drink 'em down

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy
ride

Give me a life out on the plains,
a horse with lightning in his veins

And for my comrades
the men of the West

A cowboy's friends are rough and tough
but they're his friends and that's enough

They're tried and true men
and they're the best

So ride 'em, cowboy
ride

We're all together
side by side

They're all good men and every
one a rooting tooting son of a gun

Come on and ride 'em, cowboy
ride

Bust 'em high and wide

And when our pay's
been roped and tied

We'll be off to paint the town
to set 'em up and drink 'em down

We're gonna ride 'em, cowboy
ride