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Halley: SOMETIMES,
LIFE IS SO PERFECT.
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ISN'T IT?
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IT HAS TO BE,
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TO MAKE UP FOR THE HARD STUFF
IT THROWS YOUR WAY.
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YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO WALK,
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YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TALK.
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YOU HAVE TO WEAR
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THAT TOTALLY RIDICULOUS HAT
YOUR GRANDMA BOUGHT YOU.
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YOU HAVE
NO SAY IN THE MATTER.
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AND WHEN YOU'RE
A LITTLE OLDER,
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EVEN THOUGH YOU GET
TO CHOOSE YOUR HATS,
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YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE
WHAT THEY PUT
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IN THOSE MEATBALLS
AT THE CAFETERIA...
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OR WHEN TO FALL IN LOVE.
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THINGS HAPPEN,
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DEAL.
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Recording: AND BREATHE.
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LET'S JUST THINK OF THE DAY
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MY PARENT'S DIVORCE
CAME THROUGH
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AS "BIG, UGLY HAT DAY."
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REFER TO DIAGRAM B
ON PAGE 19--
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"THE TREE OF LIFE."
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AND BREATHE.
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Woman: ...ANYBODY BUT HIS OWN
SELFISH PLEASURE.
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Girl: MOM, PLEASE.
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Recording: FOCUS.
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Woman: I COULDN'T CARE LESS
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ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S
MID-LIFE CRISIS
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AND COMPLETE MOCKERY
OF HIS WEDDING VOWS.
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I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T
EXPECT ME--
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OH, HALLEY, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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GUYS...
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA
KILL ME WITH FLYING ICE,
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DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
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EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.
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HALLEY!MOM!
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I HAVE SOME REALLY
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ANNOUNCE HERE.
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LEWIS AND I--
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
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HE ASKED ME
LAST SATURDAY NIGHT.
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I WANTED TO TELL YOU,
BUT I WASN'T SURE WHEN,
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OR HOW YOU'D REACT.
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I TOLD HIM I COULDN'T
EVEN WEAR THIS RING
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UNTIL AFTER I TALKED
TO YOU.
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BUT WE WANNA HAVE
THIS BIG SPRING WEDDING,
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MOM, I'M SO HAPPY.
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NICE TIMING, HUH?
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TELL YOUR MOM
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
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ON THE DAY
SHE GETS DIVORCED.
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WHY DOES LOVE
MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY?
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Girl: OH! OH, MY--
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OH!
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OH, SCARLETT, YOU WEREN'T
PICKING UP YOUR PHONE.
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I'M SO SORRY!
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[ laughs ]
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UM...OH, UH, HALLEY,
THAT'S MICHAEL.
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MICHAEL, UH...
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HI.
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MM-HM.
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Michael: THANK YOU.
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[ motorcycle revs ]
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BYE! I LOVE YOU!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WOW.
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YOU, UM, DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU WERE DOING IT.
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OH...
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WHEN YOU MEET
THE RIGHT PERSON
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AND YOU FALL IN LOVE...
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IT'S LIKE...IT'S LIKE
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT,
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YOU THOUGHT IS...OH!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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NO. I CAN'T.
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SCARLETT, COME ON.
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YOU ARE SOUNDING
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
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TO A HALLMARK
GREETING CARD.
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YOU'RE GONNA LET YOURSELF
TURN INTO MUSH
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OVER SOMETHING LIKE SEX?
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UM...YEAH.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO DO
ANYTHING GREAT IN LIFE
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IF YOU BUCKLE THE FIRST TIME
SOME GUY BATS HIS EYES AT YOU.
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NEWS FLASH, HAL--
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EVEN MADONNA
EVENTUALLY GOT MARRIED.
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MY MOM THINKS THAT MEANS
THERE'S HOPE FOR HER, TOO.
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YOUR MOM WANTS
TO GET MARRIED?
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WELL, SHE WANTS TO FALL
IN LOVE, HALLEY.
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EVERYONE DOES.
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HI. I'VE BEEN IN--
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HI. I'VE BEEN DIVORCED
FOR A LONG TIME,
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SO MY BAGGAGE
IS ANCIENT HISTORY.
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I LIKE TO THINK THAT I
TRAVEL LIGHT THESE DAYS.
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EXCEPT FOR
MY DAUGHTER SCARLETT,
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WHO IS JUST A JOY
OF A CARRYON.
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SEE, I THINK I'M TAKING
THE BAGGAGE THING TOO FAR.
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MAYBE I SHOULD START OVER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
OF THIS WHOLE IDEA.
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I'M ONLY GONNA SEND IT
TO THE ONLINE GUYS
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WHO PASS MY RIGID
FIVE-POINT CHECKLIST.
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HERE, YOU TRY.
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GO AWAY.
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LYDIA, THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS
IS SITTING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW
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WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
SPEAK TO HIM.
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I DON'T THINK
THE PERFECT MAN
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IS GONNA WANT TO HEAR
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
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SURE HE DOES, SWEETIE.
SPEAK TO HIM.
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GO ON.
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I'M SORRY, MR. PERFECT,
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BUT IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME,
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IT'S GONNA BE
A HELL OF A LONG WAIT.
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SEE, I'VE HAD IT
WITH MEN LIKE YOU.
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MM-HM. I THINK IT'S TERRIFIC
THAT YOU HAVE A GREAT JOB,
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AND YOU'RE SENSITIVE
TO THE NEEDS OF OTHERS,
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AND YOU JOG THREE TIMES A WEEK
TO KEEP THE BELLY AT BAY,
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BUT THE SECOND
SOME SILICON-BREASTED,
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BUTT-KISSING, AIRHEAD CLIMBER
HALF YOUR AGE COMES ALONG,
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YOU CAN'T KEEP
YOUR PANTS ZIPPED.
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WELL, FUCK YOU!
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THAT'S RIGHT, MR. MIDDLE-AGE,
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THINK-YOU'RE-A-BIG-SHOT,
PHONY ASSHOLE.
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YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY FROM ME.
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OKAY.
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I THINK WE'LL JUST
GIVE THIS A LITTLE TIME.
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[ imitates leaky faucet ]
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[ mutters ]
So juvenile.
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE
BACK EARLY FROM CAMP.
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EVEN THOUGH IT WAS
A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHERE WERE YOU TRYING TO GET TO
IN THAT OLD CANOE?
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NO COMMENT.
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NO COMMENT?
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I DON'T SPEAK TO THE PRESS.
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I'M THE PRESS?
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YEAH, AND ANYTHING I SAY CAN
AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME.
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I WOULD NEVER USE
ANYTHING AGAINST YOU.
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OH, DAD, GIVE IT UP!
IT'S OLD.
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AND YOU NEED TO GET
YOUR OWN MATERIAL.
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Man: DADDY DOG.
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YO.
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LEN MARTIN.
IT'S YOU, RIGHT?
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WDYG'S COOLEST DEEJAY.
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THAT'S ME.
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"WE DIG THE DOG!"
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[ makes barking sound ]
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LOVE YOUR SHOW, MAN.
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THANKS, MAN.
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YOU ARE THE HIPPEST
OLD GUY I KNOW.
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YO, DUDE!
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I'M NOT THAT OLD!
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[ howling noise ]
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[ howling noise ]
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THAT'S LEN MARTIN.
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[ barks ]HEY!
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Woman: HELLO, GORGEOUS ONES.
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AND YOU INVITED HER.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY.
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I THOUGHT WE'D SPEND
SOME TIME TOGETHER,
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THEN WE COULD HAVE
A CHANCE TO BOND.
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WELL...LOOK AT YOU, HALLEY.
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THAT'S HARD TO DO
WITHOUT A MIRROR, ISN'T IT?
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HONEY, YOU KEEP
GETTING PRETTIER EVERY DAY.
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I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU
COULD SAY THAT
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'CAUSE YOU DEFINITELY
DON'T SEE ME EVERY DAY.
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AND YESTERDAY,
OH, MY GOD, I WAS SO UGLY.
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AND LAST WEDNESDAY,
THAT SUCKED, TOO.
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SO IT'S KIND OF
A DAY TO DAY THING.
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I LOVE THAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
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JUST LIKE HER DADDY.
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LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS GIRL.
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DAD, STOP IT.
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SHE'S GOT
HER DADDY'S HAIR.
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DON'T CUT IT.
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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DON'T CUT IT.
JUST LET IT GROW.
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DON'T CUT IT.
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CUT IT.
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OKAY.
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LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
THAT THIS CARD CAN BE USED
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TO INDUCE...
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NAUSEA,
GASTRIC DISTRESS, VOMITING.
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YEAH, GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME,
BUT THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING FUNNY
AND SOMETHING SWEET,
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JUST THE WAY SCARLETT IS.
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REMEMBER LAST TIME
I GOT HER--
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OKAY. OKAY.
WELL, LOOK, HERE'S ONE.
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NOT HELPING.
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"FROM SMALL BEGINNINGS
COME GREAT THINGS."
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"CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR NEW BABY."
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA HELP ME.
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LIGHTEN UP, SHERWOOD.
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"THE FIRST TIME WE MET,
YOU STOLE MY HEART."
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"GOOD LUCK IN FINDING
A COMPATIBLE ORGAN DONOR."
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NICE!
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I'M KIDDING, OKAY?
IT'S BLANK INSIDE.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, FORRESTER.
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THIS GIRL IS AMAZING--
UNLIKE YOU.
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AND SHE'S SENSITIVE--
UNLIKE YOU.
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AND SHE'S SEXY.
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UNLIKE YOU.UNLIKE ME.
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Forrester: THERE'S GOTTA
BE A CARD HERE
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FOR A REDHEAD
FROM A NEWLY SMITTEN
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HUNKA-HUNKA
BURNIN' LOVE.
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I MEAN...LOOK.
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SUMMER ROMANCE
HAS ITS OWN SECTION.
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IT'S NOT A SUMMER ROMANCE.
I MEAN...
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SCARLETT IS...
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STANDING
RIGHT BEHIND YOU...DUDE.
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HI.
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Michael: SNEAKING UP ON ME?
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[ clears throat ]
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HI, HALLEY.
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HI.
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[ giggling ]
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YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?
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SURE. WE WERE
IN BIOLOGY TOGETHER.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
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YOU WERE NEVER THERE.
REALLY. TECHNICALLY.
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I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
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THANK YOU.
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♪ I DON'T NEED
TO READ BILLY SHAKESPEARE ♪
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♪ MEET JULIET
OR MY VOLIO ♪
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♪ FEEL FOR ONCE
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO REBEL NOW ♪
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♪ I WANNA BREAK OUT,
LET'S GO ♪
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♪ GET OUT, GET OUT,
GET OUT, GET OUT ♪
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SEE, MY SCHEDULE IS ALL WRONG,
WHICH, I THINK, IS A SIGN
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THAT NOTHING'S GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN THIS YEAR.
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UM, IT'S A COMPLETE
AND TOTAL MESS.
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LOOKS LIKE A FINE SCHEDULE
TO ME, HALLEY.
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NO. UM, BAND?
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I WOULD NEVER
SIGN UP FOR BAND.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH BAND?
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I DON'T PLAY ANYTHING?
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
I'M SURE YOU COULD HANDLE IT.
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OKAY, MRS. TOUSSAINT,
THIS IS NOT MY SCHEDULE.
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LOOK, I'M SIGNED UP
FOR ALGEBRA,
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AND I'VE ALREADY
TAKEN CALCULUS.
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00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,268
WELL, MAYBE A BRUSH-UP
IS A GOOD THING,
236
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,096
NOT TO MENTION
A GOOD GRADE.
237
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,404
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE ANYTHING.
238
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,624
OKAY, I'M SIGNED UP
FOR BOYS' P.E.
239
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,843
Radio: 94 FM...
240
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:57,586
FILL OUT THIS FORM
AND WE'LL START AGAIN.
241
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,501
LEN MARTIN
WITH A TRAFFIC UPDATE
242
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,851
FROM THAT LOVE PUPPY
IN THE SKIES,
243
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,332
OUR VERY OWN LORNA QUEEN.
244
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,116
LORNA, YOU UP THERE?
245
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,639
Lorna: HI, LEN.
246
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,294
ON A CLEAR DAY,
YOU CAN SEE FOREVER.
247
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:13,515
AND THIS IS
ONE BEAUTIFUL MORNING.
248
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,691
SHOULD WE TELL EVERYONE
OUR LITTLE SECRET?
249
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,129
Len: CAREFUL, BABY,
YOU SURE THIS IS THE TIME?
250
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,305
Lorna: I AM BURSTING
AT THE SEAMS
251
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,917
TO TELL EVERYONE
WE'RE ELOPING.
252
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,483
[ Len howls ]
253
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,921
Lorna: OOPS,
I JUST SPILLED THE BEANS.
254
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,400
[ turns radio off ]
255
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,320
HALLEY, THAT IS
YOUR FATHER'S SHOW, RIGHT?
256
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,757
I JUST LOVE IT.
257
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:40,890
HI.
258
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,329
TELL HIM CONGRATULATIONS.
259
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,377
I'M SURE VERY YOU'RE EXCITED
ABOUT THE UPCOMING NUPTIALS.
260
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,817
MY FATHER AND MY SISTER.
261
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,863
MY SISTER AND MY FATHER?
262
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,822
YOUR FATHER AND YOUR SISTER
ARE GETTING MARRIED?
263
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,432
YEAH.
264
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:04,392
NO, NOT TO EACH OTHER.
265
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,523
I...
266
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,354
I HAVE TO CHECK SOMETHING
BEFORE I FILL THIS OUT.
267
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,360
SIT DOWN, FORRESTER.
268
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,581
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SORT OUT
YOUR USUAL CHAOS.
269
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,061
MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN DO US
270
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,671
THE HONOR OF ATTENDING
THIS YEAR.
271
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,977
OKAY, LATER, M.T.
272
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,369
I GOTTA RETHINK
THAT SHOP CLASS.
273
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,328
I'M PRETTY SCARY WITH TOOLS.
274
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,376
OH, MY.
275
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,901
YOU DIDN'T KNOW, DID YOU,
ABOUT YOUR DAD GETTING MARRIED?
276
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,250
YES, I DID.
277
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,817
THE BASTARD.
278
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,819
HE TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD
BEFORE HE TELLS YOU.
279
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,081
HE'S NOT...
280
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:43,910
WHATEVER.
281
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,913
AT LEAST IF THEY'RE ELOPING,
282
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO
TO THE WEDDING.
283
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,787
I MEAN, COME ON,
WEDDINGS ARE THE WORST.
284
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,573
ME? I'VE HAD TO GO TO, LIKE,
FIVE BETWEEN MY PARENTS.
285
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,053
DON'T ASK.
286
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,538
LISTEN, M.T. WASN'T GIVING YOU
A HARD TIME BACK THERE, WAS SHE?
287
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,366
"M.T."?
288
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,978
MRS. TOUSSAINT AND I...
WE'RE ON CLOSE TERMS.
289
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,807
YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR REALLY WELL
290
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:15,202
WHEN YOU'RE CLEARLY
IN DESPERATE NEED OF GUIDANCE.
291
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,074
SEE, I'VE GOT IT
DOWN TO A SCIENCE.
292
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,946
YOU TRY THE JEDI MIND TRICK.
293
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,210
WHAT'S THAT?
294
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,428
YOU NEVER SAW
STAR WARS?
295
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,126
NO, I SAW IT.
296
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,650
I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T
MEMORIZE IT LIKE YOU DID.
297
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,347
WELL, THAT'S YOUR LOSS,
ISN'T IT?
298
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,740
BECAUSE THE JEDI MIND TRICK
299
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,829
IS WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE
WHAT TO THINK,
300
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,091
AND THEY THINK IT.
301
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,311
FOR EXAMPLE, M.T. SAYS,
302
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,487
[ nasal voice ] "MACON,
YOU'RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE,
303
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,358
"AND IT'S THE FIRST DAY
OF SCHOOL.
304
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,100
IS THIS ANY WAY
TO START THE NEW YEAR?"
305
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,450
OKAY, PRETEND YOU'RE ME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
306
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,888
OKAY. I SAY...
307
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:53,153
NO. I WANNA BE SOMEONE ELSE.
308
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,154
CUTE. NO.
309
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,636
YOU, AS ME, SAY...
310
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,771
"MRS. T, YOU'RE GONNA
LET THIS ONE SLIDE.
311
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,816
BECAUSE IT WAS
AN HONEST MISTAKE,
312
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,515
IT'S ONLY
THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL,
313
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,693
AND THE FIRE WAS PUT OUT
AS QUICKLY AS IT WAS STARTED.
314
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,130
YOU DIDN'T REALLY
START A FIRE, DID YOU?
315
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,309
THE POINT IS THAT YOU PUT
THE WORDS INTO SOMEBODY'S MOUTH
316
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,137
AND THEY GIVE THEM
BACK TO YOU
317
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,139
LIKE THEY'VE JUST COME UP
WITH THE IDEA.
318
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,750
LIKE WHEN I ASK YOU TO GO
OUT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT,
319
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,927
YOU'RE GONNA THINK YOU'RE
ASKING ME BECAUSE YOU'LL SAY,
320
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,754
"YES, MACON, I WOULD LOVE TO,
321
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,974
"BECAUSE I KNOW WE'LL HAVE
A TOTALLY GREAT TIME TOGETHER.
322
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,630
IN FACT, I'VE BEEN HOPING
YOU'D ASK ME ALL WEEK."
323
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,373
YOU WANNA GO OUT
ON A DATE WITH ME?
324
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376
SEE? I TOLD YOU
YOU'D ASK ME.
325
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,639
MACON, I THINK I LIKE YOU
TOO MUCH ALREADY
326
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,597
TO ACTUALLY GO OUT WITH YOU.
327
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,775
WHAT KIND
OF LOGIC IS THAT?
328
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,954
IT'S LOGICAL LOGIC.
329
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,304
THE QUICKEST WAY TO RUIN
A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE
330
00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,307
IS TO ACTUALLY TRY AND HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM.
331
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,049
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED WHEN
THE OPPOSITE SEX GETS TOGETHER,
332
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,529
EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE
ENDS UP GETTING HURT?
333
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,186
WELL, I AM, TOO--
BOYCOTTING.
334
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,580
YOU CAN'T BOYCOTT
YOUR FATHER'S WEDDING.
335
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,234
IT'S NOT EVEN A WEDDING.
336
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,366
IT'S...AN ELOPEMENT.
337
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:20,196
YEAH, EXCEPT EVERYONE WITHIN
HIS RADIO FREQUENCY IS INVITED.
338
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,198
MY GOD, HE IS
SUCH A HYPOCRITE.
339
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,722
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULDN'T
TELL US ABOUT IT FIRST.
340
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,943
HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY WARNING
WHEN YOU WENT TO DINNER?
341
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,423
SHE WAS AT THAT DINNER?
342
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,990
NO.
343
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,125
OKAY, YEAH,
SHE WAS THERE AT THE END.
344
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,346
MOM, COME ON. SHE WASN'T
EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
345
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,130
YOU KNOW...
346
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,698
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LET HIM
WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.
347
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,178
PLEASE STOP WORRYING
ABOUT ME.
348
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,875
I AM FINE.
I'M FINE.
349
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,922
IN A WAY, IT SETS ME FREE.
I FEEL STRANGELY LIBERATED.
350
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,794
AND HE IS
STILL YOUR FATHER, AFTER ALL.
351
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,317
AND IF HE WANTS TO MAKE
352
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,972
A COMPLETE
AND UTTER FOOL OF HIMSELF
353
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,237
BY TRYING IN SOME PATHETICALLY
CLICHé FASHION
354
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,545
TO RECAPTURE
HIS SORRY STATE OF MANHOOD
355
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,635
BY HOOKING UP WITH NOT EVEN
A VERY ATTRACTIVE BIMBO,
356
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:11,030
THEN IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS,
I'M FINE WITH THAT.
357
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,467
SOMEONE TOSS, PLEASE.
358
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,297
NOW.
359
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,084
THIS IS OUR RECEPTION AREA
360
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,567
WITH OUR POST-CEREMONY
CHAMPAGNE BAR...
361
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,048
WHICH IS CONVENIENTLY LOCATED
362
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,528
RIGHT NEXT
TO OUR VERY OWN CHAPEL.
363
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,143
CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE
WALKING DOWN THIS AISLE?
364
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,623
IN A COFFIN.
365
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,539
SORRY, IT'S JUST...
A LITTLE DEPRESSING.
366
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,976
ACTUALLY, NOBODY'S EVER
SAID THAT BEFORE.
367
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,110
Ashley: LEWIS...SAY SOMETHING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
368
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,418
WELL, I LIKE IT.
I MEAN, IT'S VERY CLEAN.
369
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,028
CLEAN?
370
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,422
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
OUR WEDDING DAY TO BE?
371
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,684
CLEAN?
372
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,642
IT'S NOT...
IT'S NOT PRETTY,
373
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,297
IT'S NOT INTIMATE,
IT'S NOT ROMANTIC.
374
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,995
I'M JUST SO HAPPY
THAT I GET TO MARRY YOU.
375
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,954
Woman: I'M SORRY,
NOT TO PRESSURE YOU,
376
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,304
BUT THIS SPACE DOES BOOK UP
QUITE QUICKLY FOR SPRING.
377
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,827
IN FACT,
WE HAVE ANOTHER COUPLE--
378
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,003
WHY DON'T WE GIVE THEM
A MOMENT TO THINK?
379
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:16,225
ASHLEY, SWEETIE,
THEY PLAN THE WHOLE THING.
380
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:20,229
THE FOOD AND THE FLOWERS...
EVEN THE PLACE CARDS.
381
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,755
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH LESS
HASSLE IT'LL BE.
382
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,455
YOU THINK PLANNING THE MOST
IMPORTANT DAY OF OUR LIVES
383
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,370
IS A HASSLE?
384
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,024
IT HASN'T EVEN
BEEN THAT LONG.
385
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,678
19 1/2 HOURS.
386
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,897
[ gasps ]
387
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,595
WOULDN'T MICHAEL
LOOK COOL IN THAT?
388
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,947
HEY, I DID
A GOOD JOB, HUH?
389
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,515
MICHAEL SHERWOOD WOULD
LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING.
390
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,517
THAT'S NOT THE POINT,
THOUGH, OKAY?
391
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,694
ENJOY HIM
AND FOOL AROUND WITH HIM.
392
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566
DON'T FALL IN LOVE
WITH HIM.
393
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,091
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT
"FALLING," ANYWAYS?
394
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,963
IT'S NOT WORTH IT TO YOU
TO SPEND MONEY ON A WEDDING.
395
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,356
THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY.
396
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,445
I WAS TRYING TO KILL
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
397
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:03,794
CHEAP IS WHAT THAT IS.
398
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,275
OH, YOU SEE CHEAP,
I SEE CONVENIENCE.
399
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,929
LOOK AT THEM.
400
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,845
THEY'RE LIKE A WALKING
WARNING SIGN AGAINST ROMANCE.
401
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,847
LEWIS IS THIS ANAL,
UPTIGHT GEEK
402
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,197
WHO HAS MY SISTER
UNDER SOME KIND OF SPELL,
403
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,678
SO NOW ALL THIS FORMERLY
SEMI-INTELLIGENT PERSON
404
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:21,812
THINKS ABOUT IS DIAMONDS,
AND HAIRDOS...AND BULLSHIT.
405
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,249
IT LOOKED LIKE A K-MART.
406
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,338
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
BEFORE WE GO?
407
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,470
MAYBE GO BY
AND LOOK AT IT.
408
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,732
SEE? LOOK AT THEM.
409
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,343
THEY DON'T
EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER,
410
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,388
BUT BECAUSE OF THIS
STUPID SPELL THEY'RE UNDER,
411
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,695
IT MAKES THEM DISREGARD
ALL THE FACTS.
412
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,087
THEY ARE FIGHTING
413
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,829
BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
ENOUGH TO CARE.
414
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,919
I DIDN'T KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE
A K-MART BEFORE I WENT THERE.
415
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,747
LEWIS, ONCE WE GOT IN THERE,
YOU KNEW.
416
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,445
OKAY, I GOOFED.
417
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,838
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET A DIVORCE
BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED.
418
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,318
THAT WAY,
YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF
419
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,712
ON THAT STUPID EXTRA STEP.
420
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,541
LEWIS, I'M SORRY.
421
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,195
SEE?
422
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,155
Ashley: THESE DISHES,
THEY'RE PERFECT.
423
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:04,551
AW...THAT'S LOVE, HALLEY.
424
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,379
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
425
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,338
FALL ONCE AND YOU MAY NEVER
BE ABLE TO GET BACK UP AGAIN.
426
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,036
[ cell phone beeps ]
427
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,647
MICHAEL.
428
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,737
[ both laugh ]
429
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,521
Halley: GEEK!
GET OUT OF HERE!
430
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,271
ISN'T HE ADORABLE?
431
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,359
HE'S CUTE.
432
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,539
[ clapping and cheering ]
433
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,933
YEAH! WHOO!
434
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,239
YAY!
435
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,116
ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL!
436
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,465
ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL!
437
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,511
WAY TO GET THAT GOAL!
438
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,642
WHOO!
439
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,260
Coach: OKAY, GUYS,
LINE UP!
440
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,891
Coach: ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
BACK UP.
441
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,675
LET'S GIVE HIM SOME AIR.
442
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,591
SHERWOOD?
SHERWOOD, YOU HEAR ME?
443
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,466
MICHAEL?
444
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,303
GUYS, BACK UP.
GIVE HIM SOME AIR.
445
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,130
ALL RIGHT?
A LITTLE BIT OF AIR.
446
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,393
[ siren approaches ]
447
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,829
CALL THE DOCTOR.
448
00:21:56,489 --> 00:22:01,537
I THOUGHT MY PARENTS' DIVORCE
WAS THE END OF THE WORLD.
449
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:05,672
THAT WAS BEFORE MICHAEL DIED
OF A HEART DEFECT.
450
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,283
AND THE WORLD STOPPED...
451
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,720
OR IT SHOULD HAVE.
452
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,353
I'M SORRY.
453
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,235
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
454
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,760
I THINK IT'S 100 DEGREES OUT.
455
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,332
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
456
00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,291
THE ONLY BLACK CLOTHES I HAVE
ARE WINTER CLOTHES.
457
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,468
I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO WEAR.
458
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,687
I DON'T THINK
IT MATTERS, REALLY.
459
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,297
LOOK, THIS IS...
460
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,778
THIS IS DARK GREEN
AND IT'S REALLY NICE.
461
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,519
IT'S UGLY, HALLEY.
462
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,091
I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
463
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:20,050
ANYTHING,
FOR ONE SINGLE SECOND.
464
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,632
I WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR HIM.
465
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,593
DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY?
466
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,813
THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
467
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:48,296
YEAH, BUT DYING IS DEFINITELY
NOT ONE OF THE BETTER CONCEPTS.
468
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,645
NO, THE DRESS, HALLEY.
469
00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:51,517
EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT ME
LIKE I'M A FREAK.
470
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,998
OKAY, IT'S NOT FOR THEM.
IT'S FOR MICHAEL.
471
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,435
REMEMBER THAT.
472
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,221
CAN YOU BELIEVE
WHAT SHE'S WEARING?
473
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,832
THAT'S, LIKE,
SO DISRESPECTFUL.
474
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,400
SHE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE
ALL THE ATTENTION TO HERSELF.
475
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:10,187
Pastor: "ALTHOUGH IT DROOP
AND DIE THAT NIGHT,
476
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:15,366
"IT WAS THE PLANT
AND FLOWER OF LIGHT.
477
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:20,241
"IN SMALL PROPORTIONS,
WE JUST BEAUTY SEE.
478
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,286
"AND IN SHORT MEASURES,
479
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:26,247
LIFE MAY PERFECT BE."
480
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,819
MR. MACON FORRESTER
WILL NOW ADDRESS US.
481
00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,884
I--I WAS GONNA
READ FROM THIS...
482
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,977
BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT READING.
483
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,504
OR WRITING...
484
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,724
OR SPELLING.
485
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,379
NOT LIKE MICHAEL.
486
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,164
HE WAS GOOD AT SO MANY THINGS
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
487
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:19,605
HE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO BE MYSELF...
488
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:20,823
BY MYSELF.
489
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,263
AND NOT TO WORRY
ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
490
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:31,007
EVEN IF THAT MEANS
BEING COMPLETELY UNCOOL.
491
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:37,623
HE TAUGHT ME ABOUT
HOW TO TRUST PEOPLE.
492
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:44,760
AND HOW TO LOVE.
493
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,240
'CAUSE HE WAS SO GOOD.
494
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:49,025
HE LOVED HIS FAMILY,
HE LOVED HIS FRIENDS.
495
00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:51,375
HE LOVED BASKETBALL.
496
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,683
AND HE LOVED SCARLETT.
497
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,560
AND HE LOVED THIS.
498
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,736
[ plays "Do You Realize,"
by the Flaming Lips ]
499
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:11,178
♪ DO YOU REALIZE
500
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:20,361
♪ THAT YOU HAVE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE? ♪
501
00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:25,888
♪ DO YOU REALIZE
502
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,151
[ thunder crashes ]
503
00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:35,158
♪ WE'RE FLOATING IN SPACE?
504
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:39,467
♪ DO YOU REALIZE
505
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:49,912
♪ THAT HAPPINESS
MAKES YOU CRY? ♪
506
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:54,177
♪ DO YOU REALIZE
507
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,884
♪♪
508
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,800
♪ YOUR LOVE
IS LIKE A CAR CRASH ♪
509
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,846
♪ DON'T IT ALL THAT WHIPLASH?
510
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,110
♪ YOU'RE A STAIN
I CAN'T GET OUT ♪
511
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,765
♪ I TRY BLEACH
AND I TRY SHOUT ♪
512
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,637
♪ YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY
513
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,465
♪ WHO NEEDS ATTENTION
AROUND THE CLOCK ♪
514
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,729
Man: ...TAKE THIS WOMAN,
LORNA QUEEN,
515
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,774
TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE,
YOUR PARTNER
516
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,776
THE QUEEN OF YOUR OWN HEART,
FOREVER AND EVER?
517
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:28,908
OH, YEAH!
518
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,649
DADDY, ROCK ON
WITH YOUR WOMAN!
519
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,520
[ cheering and barking ]
520
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,305
AND DO YOU,
LORNA P. QUEEN,
521
00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:38,308
TAKE THIS OLD GUY LEN TO BE
YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND
522
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,441
FOR ALL THE REST OF YOUR DAYS?
523
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,442
I DO.
524
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,663
[ cheering ]
525
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,101
WRAP IT UP.
WE'RE OFF IN 15 SECONDS.
526
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,277
OUR AIRTIME IS ALMOST UP.
527
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,800
WOO-WOO!
528
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:55,282
WE MUST NOW GO
WHERE FEDERAL REGULATIONS
529
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:59,721
WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO FOLLOW,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
530
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,070
[ howls ]
531
00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,376
[ barks ]
532
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,770
LEWIS, NO!
NO BARKING.
533
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:08,556
♪ THEN A TALL GLASS
OF BUD DRY ♪
534
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,601
♪ WELL,
YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY ♪
535
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,561
♪ WHO NEEDS ATTENTION
AROUND THE CLOCK ♪
536
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,611
SORRY, BUT YOU GOTTA GO.
537
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,355
OH, POOR LITTLE THING.
538
00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:28,315
I KNOW JUST HOW IT FEELS.
539
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:31,100
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.
540
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,844
AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
541
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,107
JUST BECAUSE
YOU'VE GOT GREAT PETALS.
542
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,026
OH, MY GOD.
I'M TALKING TO MY PLANTS.
543
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,072
OH, MY GOD.
544
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,943
YOU'RE TALKING
TO YOUR PLANTS.
545
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,165
HOW WAS IT?
546
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:53,862
IT WAS GREAT...
547
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:57,474
IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE DEVIL
AND ENJOY HUMAN PAIN.
548
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,215
TELL ME SOMETHING.
549
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,477
I DON'T KNOW!
550
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,262
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL YOU?
551
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:05,178
WAIT! NO, THE BIMBO
ALMOST DIED OF STRANGULATION.
552
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:07,180
I CANNOT BELIEVE
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
553
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,313
HER WEDDING VEIL TOOK ON
A LIFE OF ITS OWN AND REBELLED.
554
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,663
AND SHE HAD TO CLAW
HER WAY OUT.
555
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,665
AND YOU KNOW
THAT WOMAN CAN CLAW, MOM.
556
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:15,971
IT WAS SO SAD.
557
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,452
IT WAS LIKE,
NEAR DEATH BY WEDDING VEIL.
558
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,106
OH...
559
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,021
JUST TRAGIC, ISN'T IT?
560
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,545
OH, MY GOD!
AND THEIR VOWS?
561
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:27,635
WAS DAD THAT MUCH A LOSER
WHEN YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED?
562
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,943
I'M SORRY.
563
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,907
YOUR FATHER'S NOT A LOSER.
564
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,131
ALTHOUGH HE DID CHOOSE TO LOOK
LIKE ONE AT OUR WEDDING, TOO.
565
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:48,395
HE INSISTED ON WEARING
A POWDER-BLUE TUXEDO.
566
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,581
THEN WHY DO PEOPLE
GET MARRIED, ANYWAYS?
567
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,713
I MEAN, WE KNOW
THEY'RE LYING TO EACH OTHER,
568
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,933
BUT ARE THEY LYING
TO THEMSELVES, TOO?
569
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,329
HOW CAN YOU PROMISE YOU'RE GONNA
FEEL THE SAME WAY FOREVER?
570
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,858
THINGS DO
SOMETIMES CHANGE, HALLEY.
571
00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:24,735
THIS HOUSE IS AWFULLY BIG
FOR JUST THE TWO OF US,
572
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,172
DON'T YOU THINK?
573
00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:28,435
WHAT?
574
00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,089
YOU'LL BE GOING
TO COLLEGE SOON.
575
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:33,266
MOM...A YEAR AND 3/4
IS NOT REALLY THAT SOON.
576
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,703
I WANT US TO START THINKING
ABOUT STREAMLINING, HALLEY.
577
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,531
MAYBE WE SHOULD SELL
THE HOUSE.
578
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,621
I GREW UP IN THIS HOUSE.
579
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,580
YES, AND THERE HAVE BEEN
GREAT MEMORIES IN THIS HOUSE.
580
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,104
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
581
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:48,542
I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MUST FEEL,
BUT LIFE CHANGES.
582
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,588
THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
MOM, COME ON!
583
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:59,553
AND I DON'T WANT
TO LIVE HERE ALONE.
584
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,571
[ indistinct conversation ]
585
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:23,882
BYE, HALLEY.
586
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,013
BYE, HALLEY.
587
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,756
[ boy imitates dramatic music ]
588
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,801
STAND BACK!
LEAF MAN TO THE RESCUE.
589
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:33,848
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
590
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:37,199
A GUY'S GOTTA PAY FOR GAS
AND BACON BURGERS SOMEHOW.
591
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:38,897
AND TOYS, 'CAUSE I IMAGINE
592
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,464
STAR WARSFIGURINES
MUST GET PRETTY EXPENSIVE.
593
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,727
I DO NOT HAVE
ANY STAR WARSFIGURINES.
594
00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:47,340
WELL...NOT MANY,
AND I DON'T PLAY WITH THEM...
595
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,037
MUCH.
596
00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:50,473
THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
597
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,476
OKAY.
598
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,000
UH-HUH.
599
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:56,305
HERE YOU GO.
600
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,832
YOU'RE AFRAID
TO GO OUT WITH ME
601
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,530
BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY
MIGHT LIKE ME?
602
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,663
NO, BUT THAT'S
A GOOD THEORY, I GUESS,
603
00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:09,492
IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT
YOUR FRAGILE MALE EGO.
604
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,494
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T
HANDLE REJECTION!
605
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,322
REJECTION? WHATEVER!
606
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:18,284
♪ GET A LOAD OF ME
GET A LOAD OF YOU ♪
607
00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:21,809
♪ WALKING DOWN THE STREET
AND I HARDLY KNOW YOU ♪
608
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,332
♪ HARDLY KNOW YOU
609
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:27,075
♪ IT'S JUST LIKE
WE WERE MEANT TO BE ♪
610
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,556
♪ WHAT IT IS
IS JUST THE BEGINNING ♪
611
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:33,560
♪ WE'RE ALREADY WET
AND WE'RE GONNA GO SWIMMING ♪
612
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,258
♪ WHY CAN'T I BREATHE
613
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,522
♪ WHENEVER I THINK
ABOUT YOU? ♪
614
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:42,351
♪ WHY CAN'T I SPEAK
615
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,832
♪ WHENEVER
I TALK ABOUT YOU? ♪
616
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,486
♪ IT'S INEVITABLE
617
00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:49,576
♪ IT'S A FACT THAT WE'RE
GONNA GET DOWN TO IT ♪
618
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,273
♪ SO TELL ME
619
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,233
♪ WHY CAN'T I BREATHE
620
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,149
♪ WHENEVER I THINK
ABOUT YOU? ♪
621
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:00,065
♪ WHENEVER
I THINK ABOUT YOU ♪
622
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,415
♪ WHENEVER I THINK
ABOUT YOU ♪
623
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,983
[ soft tapping ]
624
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,565
[ sound continues ]
625
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,186
OF COURSE
YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD
626
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,101
THAT I DIDN'T
JUST USE THE PHONE,
627
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,580
BUT YOU'RE ALSO GLAD
628
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,626
BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
TO TALK IN PERSON.
629
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,455
ESPECIALLY WHEN I'VE COME
WITH SUCH A SPECIFIC PURPOSE.
630
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,198
WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE
GONNA CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE.
631
00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,637
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
632
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,595
I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.
633
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,424
YOU'RE GONNA KISS ME,
HALLEY.
634
00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,863
YOU'RE GONNA COME
A LITTLE CLOSER...
635
00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,176
SO I CAN PUT
MY ARMS AROUND YOU.
636
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,745
AND THEN,
ON THE COUNT OF THREE...
637
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:15,488
TWO...
638
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:16,619
ONE.
639
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:32,244
YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD KISSER.
640
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,335
YOU TRICKED ME.
641
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:39,468
YOU JEDI MIND-TRICKED ME.
642
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:40,426
[ door opens ]
643
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,601
HALLEY?
644
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:45,300
HALLEY, IS THAT YOU OUT THERE?
645
00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:48,347
Macon [whispering]:
Close your eyes, go to bed.
646
00:34:48,477 --> 00:34:49,304
Gimme a break.
647
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:51,089
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
648
00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:54,222
Halley: UM...
649
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137
I'M SORRY, I, UM...
650
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,139
SORRY.
651
00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:01,534
I JUST...
I NEEDED TO TALK.
652
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,278
I WAS JUST COMING OVER
FOR A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT CHAT.
653
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,717
WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY UP
VERY LATE, THOUGH. OKAY?
654
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,327
AT LEAST DO IT INSIDE.
655
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,377
"NAUSEA"?
656
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:22,076
A LITTLE.
657
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,991
"BREAST TENDERNESS"?
658
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:28,256
OW.
659
00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:30,302
YEAH. MAJOR.
660
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,825
"FOOD CRAVINGS"?
661
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,051
GRAPEFRUIT.
662
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,575
SCARLETT, COME ON,
663
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:45,839
I COULD ANSWER "YES" TO MOST
OF THESE QUESTIONS, TOO.
664
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:47,841
I USED TO HATE GRAPEFRUIT.
665
00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:53,107
WHAT'S WRONG?
666
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:57,633
NO OFFENSE, HALLEY,
BUT...
667
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,942
UGH...YOUR PERFUME
IS MAKING ME SICK.
668
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,770
OH, COME ON,
I'M NOT WEARING PERFUME.
669
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,119
I USE SOAP.
670
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,381
MM-HM.
671
00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:15,173
"HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL."
672
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,958
OKAY, SO DO YOU PREFER
DIRECT PEE-ON-A-STRIP
673
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:18,959
OR DIP-IN-A-CUP?
674
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,221
SHH!
675
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,617
Halley:
MAYBE IT'S A FALSE READING.
676
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,924
BECAUSE I HAVE HEARD OF THINGS
SUCH AS FALSE READINGS,
677
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,057
AND THE STRIPS DID NOT
LOOK COMPLETELY PINK,
678
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,928
THEY LOOKED ONLY
KIND OF PINKISH, SO--
679
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,887
FIVE KITS, HALLEY.
680
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,070
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
681
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,561
[ honks horn ]
682
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,830
SO YOU TAKE THE CAR
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
683
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,572
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
ON SOME KIND OF JOY RIDE.
684
00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:07,877
IT WASN'T A JOY RIDE.
685
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,401
MAYBE I SHOULD--
686
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:12,142
DON'T THINK YOU'RE
OFF THE HOOK, HALLEY MARTIN.
687
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,970
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,
688
00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,842
AND YOU ARE
A TERRIBLE DRIVER.
689
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,061
I WAS HELPING SCARLETT
GET SOME BOOKS AT SCHOOL.
690
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,019
WE LEFT THEM THERE--
691
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,021
FORGET IT, HALLEY!
692
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,371
MOM...
693
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:24,633
TAKING YOUR CAR OUT
694
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,245
IS GONNA SEEM
LIKE THE LEAST OF IT.
695
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:31,336
BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU'RE
THINKING RIGHT NOW...
696
00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,120
IT'S WORSE.
697
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,126
WELL, ONE OF YOU
BETTER TELL ME
698
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,346
BEFORE I HAVE
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
699
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:52,835
I'M PREGNANT.
700
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,238
WELL, THANK GOD
YOU TOLD ME IN TIME.
701
00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:09,199
[ cries softly ]
702
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,858
SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING PAID
TO WEAR A DRESS THIS UGLY?
703
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:17,643
I'M SORRY
IF YOU HATE MY TASTE
704
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:20,776
AND YOU THINK IT'S SO AWFUL
YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY WEDDING,
705
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,082
BUT YOU ARE MY SISTER.
706
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:23,388
Woman:
IT'S AN EMOTIONAL TIME.
707
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,128
ALL RIGHT,
I WAS JUST JOKING.
708
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,696
JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK UP
SOMETHING YOU THINK IS FUNNY,
709
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,785
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO SAY IT.
710
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,136
OKAY, ASHLEY,
I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
711
00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,442
IT'S JUST...
712
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,531
I LOVE THE DRESS, REALLY.
713
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,186
I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS,
YOU KNOW?
714
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,497
[ sighs ]
715
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,326
I LOOK AWFUL.
716
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:50,893
WE'LL FIX IT.
717
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:52,852
IT'S NOT THE DRESS
THAT NEEDS FIXING.
718
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,245
IT'S ME.
719
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,944
ASHLEY, WOULD YOU
DRIVE HALLEY HOME?
720
00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,250
'CAUSE I HAVE
TO GET BACK TO WORK.
721
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:19,966
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK,
722
00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:22,925
YOU STUPID, LYING, FECKLESS,
723
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,363
TWO-TIMING
SON OF A BITCH!
724
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,063
CAN I HELP YOU, MA'AM?
725
00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:42,075
IT STOLE MY MONEY,
SO, JUST...
726
00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,164
HERE.
727
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:47,080
THIS WORKS
A LITTLE BETTER SOMETIMES.
728
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,351
WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?
729
00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,832
DIET COKE SOUNDS GOOD.
730
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,311
THE LAST ONE.
731
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,187
ON ME.
732
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,626
I HOPE I DIDN'T,
YOU KNOW, KICK IT TOO...
733
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,020
I THINK THESE MACHINES
ARE BUILT
734
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,327
TO WITHSTAND A GOOD BOOTING
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
735
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:19,678
STEVE BECKWITH.
736
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,419
LYDIA MARTIN.
737
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,203
DID I SAY "MARTIN"?
738
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,118
IT'S LYDIA WILLIAMS NOW.
739
00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:26,554
LYDIA WILLIAMS AGAIN.
740
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,469
WILLIAMS. AGAIN.
741
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,862
LYDIA.
742
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,341
NICE TO MEET YOU.
743
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,608
THANK YOU.
744
00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:40,612
AREN'T YOU GONNA WEAR
ANY LIPSTICK?
745
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:42,178
YOU SOUND LIKE MOM.
746
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,094
CAN ONE OF YOU TWO
ZIP ME, PLEASE?
747
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:49,011
OKAY, YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE
WEARING THE SAME DRESS, RIGHT?
748
00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:50,012
UNBELIEVABLE.
749
00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:51,753
[ knocks on door ]
750
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,538
DON'T USE THAT BATHROOM.
YOU'RE GRANDMOTHER'S IN THERE.
751
00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:54,582
WE PRACTICALLY ARE.
752
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:55,583
I'LL CHANGE.
753
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,889
NO, I'LL CHANGE.
I'LL CHANGE.
754
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,064
I CAN CHANGE.
755
00:40:58,194 --> 00:40:59,369
NO, I SHOULDN'T
WEAR BLACK ANYWAYS.
756
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,371
HALLEY, COULD YOU
PLEASE JUST WEAR
757
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,938
SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT
MORE FEMININE
758
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:05,027
BECAUSE THE WARSHERS
ARE REALLY TRADITIONAL.
759
00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,376
THANK YOU.
760
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,771
SWEETHEART...
DO YOU NEED THE LOO?
761
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,077
OH, GRANDMA, NO, NO, NO.
762
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,905
I'M GONNA USE
THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS.
763
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,646
DON'T BE SILLY.
764
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:16,386
UH, COME ON IN.
765
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:17,431
OKAY.
766
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,824
I'M ALMOST THROUGH.
767
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,358
IT SMELLS LIKE, UM...
768
00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:35,667
OH.
769
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:39,409
JUST BURNING
A LITTLE INCENSE.
770
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,454
[ knock on door ]
771
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:41,890
MOTHER?
772
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,503
ARE YOU SMOKING
THE CANNABIS AGAIN?
773
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,724
I HAD A LITTLE HEADACHE.
774
00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:52,988
BUT I'M FEELING
REALLY MUCH BETTER NOW.
775
00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:00,430
I KNEW WE'D BE LATE.
776
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:01,693
WE'RE FINE.
777
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,394
HIS PARENTS
ARE PROMPTNESS NUTS.
778
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,614
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LATE.
779
00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,876
ASHLEY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
780
00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,052
WHEN YOU MAKE PEOPLE CHANGE
TEN TIMES.
781
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,794
OOH...
782
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:19,624
THESE LEAVES WOULD MAKE
A WONDERFUL TEXTILE.
783
00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,713
HALLEY, LOOK.
784
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:23,279
I'LL BET
IF WE MAKE SHEETS...
785
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,368
MOTHER!
786
00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:28,241
OF THIS PATTERN,
WE'D MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
787
00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:30,548
MOTHER, PLEASE, NOT NOW.
788
00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:33,986
[ whispers ]
She's high.
789
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:36,771
SHE'S NOT HIGH,
SHE'S MEDICATED.
790
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,468
OW.
791
00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:40,558
Grandma: "OW"...
792
00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:41,994
YOU KNOW,
IT'S INTERESTING--
793
00:42:42,124 --> 00:42:43,952
WHEN YOU MAKE
THE "OW" SOUND,
794
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,433
YOUR MOUTH DOES
THIS FUNNY THING
795
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,608
IN THE CORNERS.
796
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,175
MOTHER,
YOU'RE NOT SICK ANYMORE.
797
00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,046
YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED
TO USE WEED WHEN YOU WERE SICK.
798
00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:52,047
YOU'RE NOT SICK ANYMORE.
799
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,309
I DO HAVE
HEADACHES A LOT.
800
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,833
SHE'LL BE FINE.
WOULD YOU RING THE BELL?
801
00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:55,877
SMILE.
802
00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,139
[ doorbell chimes ]
803
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:58,663
DOES ANYONE ELSE
HEAR WIND CHIMES,
804
00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,229
OR IS IT JUST ME?
805
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,753
THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER.
806
00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,755
SHIT!
807
00:43:08,063 --> 00:43:09,238
HELLO.
808
00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:12,633
I KNOW IT'S TURKEY DAY,
809
00:43:12,764 --> 00:43:15,201
BUT WE THOUGHT SQUAB
WOULD BE MOST SPECIAL.
810
00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:17,943
OH, THEY'RE
ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.
811
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,033
SQUAB.
812
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:22,556
CAN I SAY
I'M A VEGETARIAN?
813
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:23,905
NO.
814
00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:25,951
IT REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE
YELLOW PARAKEET
815
00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:28,649
I HAD WHEN I WAS A GIRL.
816
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:32,392
SUCH A SWEET,
SMART LITTLE BIRD.
817
00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:34,612
THEY LOOK WONDERFUL.
818
00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:35,874
THANK YOU.
819
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,138
MARCELLA'S SUCH A TRULY
MAGNIFICENT COOK.
820
00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,183
WE ARE LUCKY
TO HAVE FOUND HER.
821
00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:43,577
OH, I BET THERE'S
A STORY IN THAT.
822
00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,231
TELL ME,
HOW LOST WERE YOU
823
00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:47,450
BEFORE YOU WERE FOUND?
824
00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:52,368
BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A LADY
WHO DOESN'T GET LOST VERY OFTEN.
825
00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:54,109
GRANDMA.
826
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,894
SHE CAME WITH US 20 YEARS AGO
827
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,635
WHEN WE MOVED UP HERE
FROM ATLANTA.
828
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,812
SHE REALLY RAISED OUR LEWIS.
829
00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:05,338
I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE A WORKING MOTHER.
830
00:44:07,253 --> 00:44:08,776
I WASN'T.
831
00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:12,214
SHE DID GO THROUGH
A BROKERAGE TRAINING PROGRAM.
832
00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:13,651
SHE WAS GOOD.
833
00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:15,391
KILLER INSTINCT.
834
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:17,785
BUT SHE SET HER SIGHTS
ON ME, INSTEAD.
835
00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:20,745
AND I'D SAY I GOT
THE BEST DEAL AT THE FIRM.
836
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,094
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
837
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,965
HE'S NO CLARK GABLE,
838
00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,968
BUT THEN
VERY FEW MEN ARE.
839
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:29,928
WHAT WAS THE NAME
OF THAT CHARACTER?
840
00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:30,885
ASHLEY.
841
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:32,844
ASHLEY.
842
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,628
NO, YOU'RE ASHLEY.
843
00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:38,850
[ chuckles nervously ]
844
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:42,854
THE WEDDING PLANS
ARE COMING ALONG BEAUTIFULLY.
845
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:45,639
OH, WELL, YOU HOLLER
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP AT ALL.
846
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,816
I WANT THIS TO BE
A MEMORABLE AFFAIR.
847
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:51,297
Mr. Warsher: CAROL DOES THROW
ON HECK OF A LUNCHEON.
848
00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:53,212
Mrs. Warsher:
THAT IS MY ONE REGRET
849
00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,692
ABOUT NOT HAVING MORE CHILDREN.
850
00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,781
HAVING GIRLS
MUST BE SUCH FUN.
851
00:44:56,911 --> 00:44:59,087
BUT WE ALWAYS FELT
THAT HAVING AN ONLY CHILD
852
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:02,308
WAS A MUCH BETTER WAY TO MOLD
AND SHAPE THEIR CHARACTER.
853
00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:04,658
Lydia: ASHLEY WAS ALONE
FOR HER FIRST SIX YEARS.
854
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,443
I LIKE TO THINK SHE GOT
THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
855
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:10,229
Halley: MY BEST FRIEND
IS AN ONLY CHILD.
856
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,885
SHE'S HAVING A BABY,
857
00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,625
WHICH I KNOW AT OUR AGE
858
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,366
IS SOMETHING THAT
OBVIOUSLY WASN'T PLANNED.
859
00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:20,456
AND HER MOM IS NOT REALLY
THRILLED ABOUT THE SITUATION,
860
00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,458
BUT I REALLY THINK
861
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:25,635
THAT SHE'S KIND OF STARTING
TO GET BEHIND IT RIGHT NOW.
862
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:26,724
SO...
863
00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:30,597
OH!
864
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:40,259
UM, WHICH WAY
TO THE BATHROOM?
865
00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,391
RIGHT DOWN THE HALL
AND TO YOUR LEFT.
866
00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,633
Mrs. Warsher:
ISN'T IT A SURPRISE--
867
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,853
OUR CHILDREN CHOOSING
TO GET MARRIED SO YOUNG.
868
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:10,898
I ALWAYS THOUGHT LEWIS
WOULD TAKE HIS TIME
869
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,334
TO FIND THE RIGHT PERSON.
870
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,384
Lewis: WELL, IT MUST BE
THE EXAMPLE OF YOU AND DAD.
871
00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:21,909
I MEAN... YOU MAKE MARRIAGE
SEEM SO FUN.
872
00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:25,957
AND ASHLEY'S A LOT
LIKE YOU, MOM.
873
00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,964
UH, SHE'S A VERY
DETERMINED WOMAN.
874
00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:35,401
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
875
00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:39,753
[ dog barking ]
876
00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:41,233
[ beeping ]
877
00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:42,887
All: HALLEY?
878
00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,192
[ knock on door ]
879
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,281
Lydia:
OPEN THE DOOR, HALLEY.
880
00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:47,630
Mr. Warsher: YOUNG LADY?
881
00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:49,763
Lydia: OPEN THE DOOR.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
882
00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:03,821
LOVELY EVENING.
THANK YOU.
883
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,869
THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME.
884
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,958
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
885
00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:14,832
YOUR MOM OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO GET MARRIED.
886
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:17,138
YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE
I'M SOME DESPERATE WOMAN
887
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:19,010
SOMEHOW FORCING YOU
INTO THE WHOLE THING.
888
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,620
I DID NOT.
889
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,665
"ASHLEY'S A VERY
DETERMINED WOMAN."
890
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:23,971
OH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
891
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:26,495
I HAVE WITNESSES!
MOM, YOU WERE THERE.
892
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:28,280
YOU DID SAY SOMETHING
ALONG THOSE LINES.
893
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,282
WELL, THAT IS NOT
HOW I MEANT IT.
894
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:32,414
LEWIS, YOU HAVE
A LOVELY FAMILY
895
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:33,938
AND THAT IS
WHAT IS IMPORTANT.
896
00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:36,331
THEY WEREN'T
EXACTLY LOVELY TO YOU.
897
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,725
"OH, YOU ACTUALLY WORK
FOR A LIVING,
898
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,815
YOU LOWER CLASS,
PATHETIC DIVORCéE?
899
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,425
Lydia: ASHLEY, ENOUGH.
900
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,388
I'M THE ONE WHO GOT
HUMPED BY A DOG IN THERE.
901
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:06,622
[ soft tapping sound ]
902
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:30,690
Halley: WHERE ARE WE?
903
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,213
Macon: YOU'LL SEE
WHEN WE GET THERE.
904
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:33,519
IT'S TOO DARK TO SEE.
905
00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:34,955
JUST HOLD ON.
906
00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:20,305
ME AND SHERWOOD FOUND
THIS PLACE A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
907
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:23,351
WE USED TO COME HERE.
908
00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:29,531
[ music plays ]
909
00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:30,750
YOU LIKE IT?
910
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,839
♪ A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SWEET
911
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,928
YEAH.
912
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,451
♪ LOVE CAN MAKE YOU
913
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,539
COME ON,
LET'S DANCE.
914
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:38,540
NO.
915
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:39,541
YES.
916
00:49:39,672 --> 00:49:40,673
NO.YES.
917
00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,283
NOPE.
918
00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:44,242
♪ I SO WANT
919
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,895
COME ON, MACON.
920
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:46,896
NO.
921
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:47,941
MACON!
922
00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:49,160
PLEASE?
COME ON, MACON.
923
00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,596
♪ A BOY
THAT'S SO STRONG ♪
924
00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:51,684
NO.
925
00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,033
♪ A LOVE THAT'S SO TRUE
926
00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:54,948
YOU LOOK GREAT,
BUT I JUST...
927
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:59,257
♪ I THINK ABOUT HER,
THAT'S ALL I DO ♪
928
00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,389
[ siren blares ]
929
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:36,729
MICHAEL'S PARENTS
MOVED TO FLORIDA.
930
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:39,123
YOU STILL HAVE
TO TELL THEM.
931
00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,254
I KNOW.
932
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,127
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT
933
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:45,912
WHAT TO SAY
THAT MAKES ANY SENSE.
934
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,044
WHICH MAKES SENSE,
935
00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,480
GIVEN THAT NONE
OF WHAT'S HAPPENED
936
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:49,655
MAKES ANY SENSE.
937
00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,396
[ laughs ]
938
00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:52,614
OH...
939
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:55,226
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.
940
00:50:55,356 --> 00:50:59,273
BECAUSE IF YOU WERE
THE ONE THAT WAS PREGNANT,
941
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:03,190
I WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU
CONSIDERING HAVING AN ABORTION
942
00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:07,020
OR PUTTING THE BABY
UP FOR ADOPTION.
943
00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:12,286
YOU CAN STILL PUT
THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION.
944
00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,418
NO.
945
00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,943
I KNOW ALL THE ARGUMENTS.
946
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,990
AND I KNOW
WHAT I'M GIVING UP.
947
00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:29,434
AND I KNOW THAT NOTHING IS
GONNA BE NORMAL FOR ME ANYMORE.
948
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,088
[ chuckles ]
949
00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:34,091
OH, BUT WHAT
IS NORMAL, ANYWAY?
950
00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:38,312
GROWING UP WITH MY MOM
SURE WASN'T.
951
00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:42,708
LOSING MICHAEL WASN'T.
952
00:51:47,234 --> 00:51:48,844
I USED TO THINK
THAT MY FAMILY
953
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,586
WAS THE PICTURE-PERFECT
EXAMPLE OF NORMAL.
954
00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:53,762
US.
955
00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:59,464
MAYBE BEING ABNORMAL
IS WHAT'S NORMAL, RIGHT?
956
00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,161
YEAH, IT'S LIKE
YOU AND MACON.
957
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:03,859
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE--
958
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:06,427
YOU FALLING IN LOVE
WITH A GUY LIKE HIM.
959
00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,255
I'M NOT FALLING IN LOVE
WITH HIM,
960
00:52:08,386 --> 00:52:10,605
I LIKE KISSING HIM.
961
00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:12,738
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
962
00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:14,696
WITH BENEFITS.
963
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,089
SHUT UP.
964
00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,743
BYE, I'M LEAVING.
965
00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,310
YOU'VE GOT IT BAD,
HALLEY!
966
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,572
I'M LEAVING!
967
00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:41,245
I HOPE THIS ISN'T
A BAD TIME.
968
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:48,904
I KNOW THIS IS AWFULLY
FORWARD OF ME,
969
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:52,865
BUT I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
970
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:06,139
YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM.
971
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:08,620
OH, THAT. I FORGOT
I WAS WEARING THAT.
972
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,099
DIDN'T I EXPLAIN?
973
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:13,233
I'M A CIVIL WAR REENACTOR--
A LITTLE HOBBY.
974
00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:15,322
I GUESS I LIKE
THINKING ABOUT A TIME
975
00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:18,586
WHEN HONOR AND CHIVALRY
REALLY MEANT SOMETHING.
976
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:21,676
I KNOW I'VE BEEN SLOW
TO TAKE ACTION.
977
00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:23,200
SLOW'S GOOD.
978
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,419
WOULD DINNER TONIGHT
BE TOO FAST?
979
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:26,855
YES.
980
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,207
I MEAN, NO.
I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO.
981
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:36,865
♪ LONG AGO
982
00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:40,782
♪ I DREW A LINE
INTO THE SAND ♪
983
00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:43,742
♪ JUMPED ACROSS
AND HELD YOUR HAND ♪
984
00:53:43,872 --> 00:53:45,526
♪ BAND OF GOLD
985
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:46,832
CHEERS.
986
00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:53,360
♪ PROTECT US
FROM THE BITTER TIDE ♪
987
00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:58,147
♪ THAT COMES TO WASH AWAY
OUR WORDS WITH TIME ♪
988
00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,673
♪ HELLO, YOU
989
00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:05,111
♪ HELLO, ME
990
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,896
♪ HELLO, HELLO
991
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:10,856
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
992
00:54:10,986 --> 00:54:18,559
♪ LOVE IS
MORE THAN WHAT IT SEEMS? ♪
993
00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:20,518
FRIENDS?
994
00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:22,259
FRIENDS.
995
00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:27,960
STEVE, I HAD A LOVELY TIME.
996
00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:40,189
♪ PROMISES
997
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,495
GOOD NIGHT.
998
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:44,672
♪ MADE UNDER
THE RITE OF SPRING ♪
999
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,719
♪ HEAVY UNDER SUMMER'S SCENE
1000
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:48,894
OH!
1001
00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:51,766
I-I-I WAS JUST--
1002
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,072
YOU WERE JUST LEAVING.
1003
00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:54,508
EXACTLY.
1004
00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:56,771
HALLEY.
1005
00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,428
THIS IS HOW YOU CONDUCT
YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN HOME?
1006
00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:03,082
YOU SAID IT--
MY OWN HOME.
1007
00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,737
THAT IMPLIES I HAVE A RIGHT
TO CHOOSE WHAT I DO!
1008
00:55:05,867 --> 00:55:08,217
HALLEY MARIE MARTIN,
CONDUCT UNBECOMING.
1009
00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:09,349
[ knock on door ]
1010
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,307
NO!
1011
00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:11,308
[ louder knock ]
1012
00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:12,918
NO!
1013
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:18,880
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS BOY.
1014
00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:20,534
I'M NOT SERIOUS.
1015
00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:22,667
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH PEOPLE
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT?
1016
00:55:22,797 --> 00:55:23,842
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1017
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,931
MAYBE IF YOU HAD
A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN,
1018
00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:28,542
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THE POSITION
YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW.
1019
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,805
WHERE IS ALL THIS ATTITUDE
COMING FROM, HALLEY?
1020
00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:32,111
THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU.
1021
00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,242
LIKE ME?
1022
00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,766
MOM, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME.
1023
00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:36,681
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
AT KNOWING PEOPLE.
1024
00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:38,683
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW
THAT STRANGE BOY?
1025
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,424
MOM, HE'S NOT
STRANGE, OKAY?
1026
00:55:40,554 --> 00:55:41,903
HIS NAME IS MACON.
1027
00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,079
AND MAYBE IF YOU PAID
ATTENTION TO ANYONE--
1028
00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:46,212
GOD FORBID--
BESIDES YOURSELF
1029
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,170
AND ASHLEY
AND HER STUPID WEDDING,
1030
00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:49,781
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT.
1031
00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:06,188
I'M TRYING.
1032
00:56:08,713 --> 00:56:11,977
HALLEY,
YOU USED TO TALK TO ME.
1033
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,720
YEAH, AND YOU WERE TOO BUSY
HATING DAD TO LISTEN.
1034
00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:28,602
I'M SORRY YOU'VE HAD
TO GO THROUGH THIS. I'M...
1035
00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:36,567
I HATE DAD...
1036
00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:38,656
SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS TO US.
1037
00:56:40,832 --> 00:56:42,703
I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM.
1038
00:56:46,141 --> 00:56:47,665
AND THEN
I DON'T HATE HIM,
1039
00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:49,493
AND I FEEL BAD
FOR HATING HIM.
1040
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:51,973
SWEETIE, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO HATE YOUR FATHER.
1041
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:53,758
HE'S A DECENT MAN.
1042
00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,199
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO HATE ME, EITHER,
1043
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:03,071
BUT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO START
LAYING DOWN SOME RULES.
1044
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,333
OH, HERE WE GO.
1045
00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:06,858
HALLEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED
UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
1046
00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:08,512
NO. NO, NO, NO.
1047
00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,731
YOU PROMISED ME
THAT I COULD GO
1048
00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:13,995
TO THE NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
WITH MACON--MOM, PLEASE!
1049
00:57:14,126 --> 00:57:17,434
NO. NO BUTS,
NO NEW YEAR'S EVE, NO MACON.
1050
00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:20,567
GOD!
1051
00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:25,224
[ music plays ]
1052
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:33,841
"DEAR MR.
AND MRS. SHERWOOD...
1053
00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:36,888
"GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE
GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS--"
1054
00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,367
EXCLAMATION POINT.
1055
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,244
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TELLING
MICHAEL'S PARENTS
1056
00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:46,680
WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL?
1057
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:51,468
[ cell phone rings ]
1058
00:57:58,518 --> 00:57:59,650
MACON LAND.
1059
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:03,915
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1060
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,267
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1061
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,188
♪♪
1062
00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:27,460
♪ NO ONE LIKES TO LEAVE
1063
00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,940
♪ YEAH
1064
00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:32,204
♪ LEAVIN', LEAVIN', YEAH
1065
00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:36,077
♪ NO ONE LIKES TO LEAVE
1066
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,644
♪ YEAH
1067
00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:40,908
♪ LEAVIN', LEAVIN', YEAH
1068
00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:44,738
♪ SHE'S COMPLETELY FREE
1069
00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,620
HEY, MACON, THE MAN.
1070
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,795
HI.
1071
00:58:57,925 --> 00:58:59,100
[ laughs ]
1072
00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:00,798
THE PARTY'S JUST ARRIVED.
1073
00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:02,495
THE PARTY HAS--
I'M HERE.
1074
00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:07,195
[ rap music plays ]
1075
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,196
YEAH.
1076
00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:09,328
OKAY.
1077
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,418
SORRY.
1078
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,256
NOW, YOUARE PRETTY.
1079
00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:27,085
AW...
1080
00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,655
COME ON, YOU CAN SMILE
BETTER THAN THAT.
1081
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,135
Macon: HEY!
1082
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,746
WHAT? SHE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO SMILE?
1083
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,443
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.
1084
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,401
WELL, EXCUSE ME
FOR BREATHING.
1085
00:59:39,532 --> 00:59:41,795
YEAH, YOU'RE BREATHING
TOO CLOSE.
1086
00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:42,796
SORRY ABOUT THIS.
1087
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:43,884
IT'S OKAY.
1088
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,495
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1089
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,758
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
1090
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,805
HERE'S TO THE NEW YEAR,
RIGHT?
1091
00:59:51,936 --> 00:59:55,809
YEAH, RIGHT.
TO THE NEW YEAR. WHOO.
1092
00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:58,029
OKAY, KNOCK-KNOCK.
POLICE RAID.
1093
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,035
HEY, MACON, MY MAN...
WHAT'S UP?
1094
01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:05,602
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
1095
01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,431
I LOST MY DAMN EARRING.
1096
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:11,608
HEY, MACON.
1097
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:14,959
HI, HALLEY.
1098
01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:17,439
HI.
1099
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,441
THANKS.
1100
01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:24,882
Boy: HALLEY...
1101
01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:26,100
NICE NAME.
1102
01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:31,932
HEY! WHO WANTS
TO SEE MY FERRET?
1103
01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:34,935
DUDE, I HAVE ONE.
I HAVE ONE.
1104
01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:37,068
COME ON, DUDE.
1105
01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:39,200
I PUT A LITTLE HAT ON HIM
AND EVERYTHING.
1106
01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:40,811
IT'S AWESOME.
1107
01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:56,000
SO, WHEN'S
SCARLETT DUE, ANYWAY?
1108
01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,614
YOU KNOW?
1109
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,051
YEAH, MY MOM'S A BOOKKEEPER
IN HER DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
1110
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:07,054
BUT...DON'T WORRY.
I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE.
1111
01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:10,492
THIRD WEEK OF MAY.
1112
01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:13,017
GOD, THAT IS SO FREAKY.
1113
01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,716
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT...
1114
01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:18,892
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY'D HOOKED UP.
1115
01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:22,461
REALLY? 'CAUSE THEY
WENT OUT ALL SUMMER.
1116
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:23,810
DID THEY?
1117
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,465
YEAH, AND HE WAS
COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH HER.
1118
01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:27,945
SHE'S RUINING HER LIFE,
YOU KNOW.
1119
01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,469
I THINK I'D KILL MYSELF
BEFORE I HAD A BABY.
1120
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,905
I KNOW ENOUGH
1121
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:34,691
TO KNOW I WOULDN'T
BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT.
1122
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:37,737
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SCARLETT.
1123
01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:40,174
RIGHT.
1124
01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:41,698
THANK GOD FOR THAT.
1125
01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:03,981
♪ SUPPOSE I SAID
1126
01:02:04,111 --> 01:02:10,552
♪ I'M ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR
1127
01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:14,600
♪ THERE ARE TIMES
1128
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:19,736
♪ I LOSE MY WORRIED MIND
1129
01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:22,434
♪ WOULD YOU WANT ME
1130
01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:26,917
♪ WHEN I'M NOT MYSELF?
1131
01:02:30,616 --> 01:02:32,618
♪ WAIT IT OUT
1132
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:36,927
♪ WHILE I AM
SOMEONE ELSE? ♪
1133
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:46,371
♪ SUPPOSE I SAID
1134
01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:51,245
♪ COLORS CHANGE
FOR NO GOOD REASON ♪
1135
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:57,164
♪ WORDS WILL GO
1136
01:02:57,295 --> 01:03:02,474
♪ FROM POETRY TO PROSE
1137
01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:05,129
♪ WOULD YOU WANT ME
1138
01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:09,829
♪ WHEN I'M NOT MYSELF?
1139
01:03:13,354 --> 01:03:15,182
♪ WAIT IT OUT
1140
01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:19,665
♪ WHILE I AM SOMEONE ELSE?
1141
01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,802
♪ AND I
1142
01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,111
♪ IN TIME
1143
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:32,721
WHAT'S WRONG?
1144
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:36,813
♪ WILL COME AROUND
1145
01:03:36,943 --> 01:03:38,075
I'M SORRY.
1146
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,600
♪ I ALWAYS DO
1147
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,558
HALLEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1148
01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:46,997
♪ FOR YOU
1149
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,002
[ talking and laughing ]
1150
01:03:58,486 --> 01:04:02,403
All: TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN,
1151
01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:05,667
SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
1152
01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:08,932
THREE, TWO, ONE.
1153
01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:11,195
[ cheering ]
1154
01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:33,695
I'M SORRY.
1155
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,051
I REALLY AM.
1156
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,666
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
1157
01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:53,802
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED US
TO BE TOGETHER.
1158
01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:58,807
I--I DO--
BUT, "TOGETHER"?
1159
01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:06,206
IT'S SO OFFICIAL
AND SO BIG FOR--FOR US.
1160
01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:09,253
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SAY
WHAT YOU FEEL FOR ONCE, HUH?
1161
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,256
I COULD DO THAT.
1162
01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:15,433
I CAN.
1163
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:17,914
I CAN.
1164
01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:24,616
I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GET
OUT OF THERE BECAUSE I MIGHT...
1165
01:05:27,358 --> 01:05:28,881
REALLY...
1166
01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:33,625
CARE ABOUT YOU, AND...
1167
01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:41,589
AND IT SCARED ME SO MUCH
BECAUSE THAT MEANT THAT...
1168
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,461
YOU COULD HURT ME.
1169
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,814
OR MAYBE I
JUST DIDN'T FEEL READY...
1170
01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,776
TO LIKE SOMEONE...
THAT MUCH.
1171
01:05:57,562 --> 01:05:58,737
AND I LIKE YOU.
1172
01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:03,394
DON'T MAKE IT
SO COMPLICATED, HALLEY.
1173
01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:07,224
[ horn honking ]
1174
01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,965
[ screams ]
1175
01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:14,057
[ horn honks ]
1176
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,537
SOME PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE.
1177
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,843
I HAD TO CRASH INTO IT.
1178
01:07:20,688 --> 01:07:22,255
HEY, BABY.
1179
01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:23,387
HI.
1180
01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,999
I'M SORRY.
1181
01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,045
YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE.
1182
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:33,136
GOD.
1183
01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,051
AND I RUINED YOUR PARTY, TOO.
1184
01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:38,184
I'M NOT CONCERNED
WITH THE PARTY.
1185
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:39,403
YOUR DATE WITH STEVE.
1186
01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,492
I KNOW THAT WAS
SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.
1187
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:44,408
HALLEY, I KNOW YOU WERE
WITH MACON FORRESTER.
1188
01:07:46,627 --> 01:07:48,194
MOM, IT WAS NOT
HIS FAULT, THOUGH.
1189
01:07:48,325 --> 01:07:50,718
WE WERE TRYING TO LEAVE
THIS BAD PARTY AND GET HOME.
1190
01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,155
HE WAS LETTING ME DRIVE--
1191
01:07:52,285 --> 01:07:54,896
YOU GUYS KNOW I'M
THE WORSE DRIVER IN THE WORLD.
1192
01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,507
AND I COULD NOT EVEN SEE--
1193
01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:58,335
HALLEY, SAVE YOUR STRENGTH.
1194
01:07:58,465 --> 01:08:00,772
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT TO COME
UP WITH BETTER EXCUSES.
1195
01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:16,614
♪ THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW
1196
01:08:16,744 --> 01:08:22,141
♪ TIRED FROM ALL THE TIME
I SPENT ♪
1197
01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:24,883
MACON WASN'T THERE
WHEN I WOKE UP.
1198
01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:29,061
MACON WASN'T THERE
WHEN I LEFT.
1199
01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:34,284
MACON WASN'T THERE
THE WHOLE NEXT WEEK AT SCHOOL.
1200
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,069
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR OWN RULES?
1201
01:08:40,725 --> 01:08:41,856
ANY WORD FROM HIM?
1202
01:08:41,987 --> 01:08:42,988
NO.
1203
01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:49,125
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT GUYS
ARE GOOD AT, RIGHT?
1204
01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:52,040
DISAPPEARING?
1205
01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:59,396
♪ SO LONG
1206
01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:05,402
♪ BYE, MY FRIENDS,
SO LONG ♪
1207
01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:06,751
♪ SO LONG
1208
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:15,412
♪ WILL IT EVER
HAPPEN AGAIN? ♪
1209
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:17,675
HEY. I'M BACK.
1210
01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:25,552
YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?
1211
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:32,255
AND I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD
TO WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP.
1212
01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:17,865
MACON?
1213
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:25,917
ASHLEY?
1214
01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:29,050
OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU OKAY?
1215
01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,402
HI, HALLEY.
1216
01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:36,144
I THINK
I JUST DROPPED MY KEYS.
1217
01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:38,843
NO, THEY'RE IN THE DOOR.
COME ON. OW!
1218
01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:42,063
HI. STOP SPINNING!
STOP SPINNING, STOP SPINNING.
1219
01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:43,630
I'M NOT SPINNING!
1220
01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:45,502
SHH!
1221
01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,764
[ whispers ]
Quiet!
1222
01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:51,986
MAYBE YOUSHOULD BE QUIET.
1223
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:53,466
THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
1224
01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:55,381
Ashley.
Ashley, upstairs.
1225
01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:57,514
OH, HALLEY,
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SISTER.
1226
01:10:57,644 --> 01:10:59,255
Shh!
1227
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:02,736
WHOA...YOU THINK
I'M DOING THOSE?
1228
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,172
I AM NOT
DOING THOSE.
1229
01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:05,739
Be careful. Shh!
1230
01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:08,742
CHRIST, HALLEY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT!
1231
01:11:10,178 --> 01:11:14,444
THIS IS MY BACHELORETTE PARTY!
1232
01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,576
I'M A BACHELORETTE!
1233
01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,056
WHOA!
1234
01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:30,155
OH...
1235
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,941
THANK YOU, LITTLE SISTER.
1236
01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:35,769
YOU ARE THE GREATEST.
1237
01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,510
OKAY, ASHLEY--
ASHLEY!
1238
01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:39,730
PLEASE, JUST TAKE THIS.
1239
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:40,948
JESUS. WHAT--
1240
01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:42,254
WHOA.
1241
01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:44,996
YOU JUST...
1242
01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:45,997
[ laughs ]
1243
01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:47,041
ASHLEY,
1244
01:11:47,172 --> 01:11:48,434
PLEASE. COME ON.
1245
01:11:48,565 --> 01:11:50,741
[ whispers ]
Mom is upstairs sleeping.
1246
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,177
MOM'S NOT HOME.
1247
01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:56,921
OH, REALLY? AND HOW
WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
1248
01:11:57,051 --> 01:12:01,055
FRIDAY NIGHTS SHE SNEAKS OUT
TO HAVE SEX WITH STEVE.
1249
01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,841
[ laughing ]
1250
01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:11,370
SHE TOLD YOU THAT?
1251
01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:13,764
SHE DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO KNOW.
1252
01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:17,594
GOD, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK
THAT I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH?
1253
01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:22,947
Ashley...
1254
01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:29,432
YOU HATCHET-FACED SCARECROW.
1255
01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:30,781
YOU BABOON.
1256
01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:31,825
BAG OF BONES.
1257
01:12:31,956 --> 01:12:33,392
YOU SOUR PUSS.
1258
01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,176
[ knock on door ]
1259
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:38,658
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU.
1260
01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:40,399
OOH...HOW IS SHE?
1261
01:12:41,618 --> 01:12:43,271
[ blows raspberry ]
1262
01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:45,970
SWEETIE.
1263
01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:55,588
A HANGOVER KIT.
1264
01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:57,111
OH...
1265
01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:59,766
NOT TO APPEAR SUPERIOR,
BUT I DID LIMIT MYSELF
1266
01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:02,421
TO ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1267
01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:05,250
IF IT WASN'T FOR HALLEY,
I WOULD'VE DIED, PROBABLY.
1268
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,818
NO, YOU JUST WOULD'VE
WOKEN UP ON THE PORCH.
1269
01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:10,603
Lewis: I BET THE NEIGHBORS
WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
1270
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,779
RIGHT, ESPECIALLY
WITH THE, UH,
1271
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,391
MEN'S UNDERWEAR
AROUND HER NECK.
1272
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:18,306
UNDERWEAR?
1273
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,484
IT WAS NOTHING.
JUST SOMETHING STUPID.
1274
01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,921
UNDERWEAR IS NOT "NOTHING."
1275
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:27,577
UH, NO, THEY WERE
PRETTY MUCH NOTHING.
1276
01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:32,495
WE PROMISED EACH OTHER
NO STRIPPERS.
1277
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,148
I KNOW, LEWIS.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1278
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:36,368
BUT I WAS AT THE MERCY
OF MY FRIENDS.
1279
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,675
DON'T PROMISES WE MAKE
TO EACH OTHER MEAN ANYTHING?
1280
01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,286
YES, OF COURSE THEY MEAN
SOMETHING, LEWIS!
1281
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:42,809
GOD, DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT!
1282
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,768
OH, I'M UPTIGHT?
I-I-I--
1283
01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:47,640
YES, LEWIS, YOU ARE.
YOU ARE UPTIGHT.
1284
01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:50,077
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
HALLEY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU.
1285
01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:52,428
YOU HAVE GOT
A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR BUTT.
1286
01:13:52,558 --> 01:13:53,864
I NEVER SAID THAT!
1287
01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,866
Lewis: WELL, GUESS
WHO PUT IT THERE?
1288
01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:58,434
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
MAYBE I'LL FIND SOMEBODY FUN!
1289
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:00,348
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
YOU ARE NO FUN!
1290
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,089
WE MADE A PROMISE
TO EACH OTHER,
1291
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,092
BUT YOU DON'T KEEP IT BECAUSE
YOU'RE TOO SELF-ABSORBED.
1292
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,485
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
1293
01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,487
Lydia: HELLO.
GOOD MORNING, HALLEY.
1294
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:10,924
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
1295
01:14:11,055 --> 01:14:12,143
I THINK
THEY'RE BREAKING UP.
1296
01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:13,797
Ashley: RELAX. YOU'RE NO FUN.
1297
01:14:13,927 --> 01:14:16,408
Lewis: MARRIAGE IS A PROMISE--
SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE KEPT.
1298
01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:18,845
NOT EVERY ARGUMENT
LEADS TO A BREAKUP.
1299
01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:19,977
[ door opens ]
1300
01:14:20,107 --> 01:14:21,021
FOR REAL!
1301
01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:22,458
[ door slams ]
1302
01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,984
THE WEDDING IS OFF.
1303
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:32,468
[ ring clatters ]
1304
01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,391
[ soft tapping sound ]
1305
01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:08,591
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY
I'M SORRY.
1306
01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:11,724
"I'M SORRY" DOESN'T ALWAYS
CUT IT, MACON. GOD!
1307
01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:18,209
I COULDN'T STAY WITH YOU
AT THE HOSPITAL.
1308
01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:19,515
I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE,
1309
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,517
BUT THINK HOW MUCH
MORE FREAKED OUT
1310
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:23,954
YOUR MOM WOULD'VE GOT
IF SHE'D HAVE SEEN ME.
1311
01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,002
OH, MY GOD.
1312
01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:31,788
OKAY. WOW,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1313
01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:34,660
SO, YOU WERE DITCHING ME
FOR MY OWN BENEFIT?
1314
01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:35,748
AW...
1315
01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:39,839
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
1316
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:42,102
I--I DIDN'T DITCH YOU.
1317
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,279
I...
1318
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,544
OKAY, I...
1319
01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,851
I FREAKED OUT.
1320
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:56,682
I'M NOT USED TO FEELING
THIS WAY ABOUT SOMEBODY.
1321
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:58,945
AND I JUST...
1322
01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:01,382
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
I ALMOST LOST YOU, TOO.
1323
01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:10,261
HERE.
1324
01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,045
COME ON,
I'LL HELP YOU EAT THEM.
1325
01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:16,049
NO. I DON'T WANT ANY.
1326
01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:21,751
I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.
1327
01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:26,538
YOUR MOM WILL GET OVER IT.
1328
01:16:26,669 --> 01:16:28,758
IT'S NOT MY MOM. IT'S ME.
1329
01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:34,372
AND, OF COURSE, IF YOU DO
DECIDE TO GET MARRIED,
1330
01:16:34,502 --> 01:16:36,243
I CAN GET MY MAKEUP
AND HAIR PEOPLE
1331
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,332
TO DO YOU
ON THE BIG DAY.
1332
01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:40,726
AND IF YOU DECIDE
NOT TO GET MARRIED,
1333
01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,686
I THINK YOU SHOULD LET THEM
DO SOME WORK ON YOU ANYWAY,
1334
01:16:43,816 --> 01:16:46,645
BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA WANT
TO LOOK YOUR BEST
1335
01:16:46,776 --> 01:16:48,604
WHEN YOU GET BACK OUT THERE.
1336
01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:55,611
DARLING, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH CANCELING A WEDDING.
1337
01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:57,917
NO, IT'S INDEFINITELY POSTPONED.
1338
01:16:58,048 --> 01:17:00,790
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY OFFICIALLY.
1339
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,313
MY MOM FOUND OUT.
1340
01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,707
ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T REALLY
EVEN MADE UP MY MIND YET,
1341
01:17:04,837 --> 01:17:06,056
SO IF EVERYBODY
COULD JUST--
1342
01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:09,189
OH, HONEY.
1343
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,974
GIVE ME A HUG.
1344
01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:16,283
SWEETIE, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
1345
01:17:16,414 --> 01:17:20,505
OKAY? FOR A WHILE THERE,
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET MARRIED.
1346
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,376
FINALLY, I HAD
TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN,
1347
01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:24,988
OR MY GUY HERE
WOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT--
1348
01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:28,818
[ phone rings ]
1349
01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:33,039
[ rings ]
1350
01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:34,345
I'LL GET THAT.
1351
01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,351
HELLO?
1352
01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:46,400
HONEY, IT'S THEIR MOTHER
CALLING FROM VIRGINIA.
1353
01:17:46,531 --> 01:17:48,707
IT SEEMS YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HAD A BAD FALL.
1354
01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:50,840
YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU
TO MEET HER THERE.
1355
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:57,760
DO YOU THINK
SHE'S OKAY IN THERE?
1356
01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,892
IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
1357
01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:02,765
[ yells ]
GRANDMA, ARE YOU ALL...RIGHT?
1358
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:07,595
YES, I'M JUST SMOKING
A LITTLE MARIJUANA.
1359
01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:12,775
LOOK AT THAT PATTERN.
1360
01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:14,385
IS IT JUST ME,
1361
01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:17,997
OR IS THAT THE SPITTIN' IMAGE
OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
1362
01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:21,522
LOOK, HALLEY, LOOK.
SEE, THERE'S THE MOLE.
1363
01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:24,830
HALLEY, YOU MUST SEE IT!
1364
01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:27,528
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SEES THINGS
NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE.
1365
01:18:27,659 --> 01:18:28,486
I DO?
1366
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:29,922
YES.
1367
01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:31,707
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE WALKING YET.
1368
01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:33,926
NEXT TIME YOU FALL LIKE THAT,
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK YOUR HIP.
1369
01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:35,580
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
1370
01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:38,452
HALLEY...
1371
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:40,846
YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE WENT
1372
01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:42,892
TO SEE OUR COMET
TOGETHER?
1373
01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:44,415
MM-HM.
1374
01:18:44,545 --> 01:18:46,156
Lydia: HALLEY WAS TOO YOUNG
TO REMEMBER THAT.
1375
01:18:46,286 --> 01:18:47,505
NO, I DO REMEMBER.
1376
01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:48,767
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY.
1377
01:18:48,898 --> 01:18:50,203
YOU REMEMBER
HEARING ABOUT IT AFTER.
1378
01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:51,683
NO, MOM, I DO REMEMBER.
1379
01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:54,773
WHY DOES NO ONE TRUST ME
TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW ANYMORE?
1380
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:56,209
GOD.
1381
01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,604
GOD!
1382
01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:10,789
SHE DOESN'T EVEN THINK
1383
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,270
THAT MY OWN MEMORIES
BELONG TO ME.
1384
01:19:17,404 --> 01:19:19,189
DARLING,
SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.
1385
01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:31,375
NOW, TELL ME ABOUT
THIS FELLA OF YOURS.
1386
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,769
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?
1387
01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:39,470
GRANDMA, IT'S REALLY OVER.
1388
01:19:40,950 --> 01:19:44,780
FIRST LOVES ARE NEVER
REALLY OVER.
1389
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:50,089
NOBODY'S PERFECT,
SWEETHEART.
1390
01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:53,484
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT WASN'T WORTH YOUR WHILE.
1391
01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:59,795
OH, BOY! DO I HAVE
THE MUNCHIES!
1392
01:20:06,410 --> 01:20:07,541
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
1393
01:20:07,672 --> 01:20:09,326
HE'S NOT
TERRIBLE-LOOKING.
1394
01:20:09,456 --> 01:20:10,806
YEAH, HE'S EVEN CUTE
1395
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,896
IN THAT GEEKY WAY
YOU LIKE GUYS, ASHLEY.
1396
01:20:14,026 --> 01:20:15,506
HALLEY, IT'S...
1397
01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:18,683
IT'S LEWIS.
1398
01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:50,106
ASHLEY, LOVE OF MY LIFE...
1399
01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,239
LIFE OF MY HEART...
1400
01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:55,372
ONCE AGAIN...
1401
01:20:55,502 --> 01:20:56,852
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1402
01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:05,077
YES.
1403
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,122
YES.
1404
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:07,950
YES. HOW CRAZY.
1405
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,082
HOW CRAZY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1406
01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,090
DO IT.
1407
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:34,063
I OWE YOU ONE.
1408
01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:37,457
FOR?
1409
01:21:37,588 --> 01:21:39,982
MACON'S A REALLY GREAT GUY.
1410
01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:41,244
SEE YA, HALLEY.
1411
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,431
HALLEY.
1412
01:21:55,954 --> 01:21:57,173
HEY.
1413
01:21:57,303 --> 01:21:58,696
HI.
1414
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:06,312
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU GUYS WERE LIKE...
1415
01:22:06,443 --> 01:22:07,835
HANGING OUT.
1416
01:22:09,011 --> 01:22:10,403
ELIZABETH GUNDERSON AND ME?
1417
01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:11,448
NO, WE'RE JUST--
1418
01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:12,449
FRIENDS?
1419
01:22:12,579 --> 01:22:13,580
YEAH.
1420
01:22:14,581 --> 01:22:15,626
RIGHT.
1421
01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:19,717
NO, IT'S FINE,
BECAUSE WE HAD OUR THING,
1422
01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:21,110
AND IT WAS FUN...
1423
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,025
UNTIL IT WASN'T ANYMORE,
RIGHT?
1424
01:22:23,155 --> 01:22:24,765
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
1425
01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:27,029
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,
IT'S BEST TO JUST KEEP GOING,
1426
01:22:27,159 --> 01:22:28,639
DON'T YOU THINK?
1427
01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:32,991
COME ON, WOULD YOU LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SEC?
1428
01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:44,916
AND TO MY BRIDE.
1429
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:46,222
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME
1430
01:22:46,352 --> 01:22:49,138
THAT SOCKS DON'T NEED
TO BE IRONED,
1431
01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:52,010
THAT ONE NEEDN'T EMPLOY
THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
1432
01:22:52,141 --> 01:22:54,491
FOR THEIR CD COLLECTION,
1433
01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:55,971
AND THAT, IN THE END,
1434
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,885
IT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE
A WHOLE LOT OF DIFFERENCE
1435
01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,452
WHETHER YOU START
THE TOILET PAPER
1436
01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:01,759
FACING UP OR DOWN...
1437
01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:04,196
DESPITE--DESPITE WHAT
MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME.
1438
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:08,331
BECAUSE, ASHLEY,
YOU HAVE SHOWN ME
1439
01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:10,811
THAT LIFE
IS WORTH EMBRACING.
1440
01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:13,945
EVEN IF IT MEANS MAKING
A GIANT FOOL OF YOURSELF.
1441
01:23:14,076 --> 01:23:15,729
AND LUCKY FOR ME,
1442
01:23:15,860 --> 01:23:17,079
YOU'RE WILLING
TO MARRY THE GUY
1443
01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:19,211
WHO'S BEEN
THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL.
1444
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:23,868
SO HERE'S TO A LIFETIME
OF BIG, MESSY,
1445
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,870
WONDERFULLY
OUT-OF-ORDER MOMENTS
1446
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,525
WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN THE WORLD--
1447
01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:30,179
MY BRIDE.
1448
01:23:31,702 --> 01:23:33,008
OH...
1449
01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:18,053
YOUR BIG SISTER IS
GETTING MARRIED IN 3 1/2 HOURS.
1450
01:24:21,882 --> 01:24:23,319
BUT YOU KNOW
IF YOU GET NERVOUS,
1451
01:24:23,449 --> 01:24:24,798
YOU CAN ALWAYS...
1452
01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:27,975
YOU REMEMBER THE SIGN.
1453
01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:30,848
OF COURSE. YOU TAUGHT IT
TO ME, REMEMBER?
1454
01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,632
SO, YOU KNOW. JUST...
1455
01:24:33,981 --> 01:24:35,331
LIKE THAT.
UH-HUH.
1456
01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:37,768
I'LL DO SOMETHING.
I'LL YELL, "FIRE!" OKAY?
1457
01:24:37,898 --> 01:24:38,769
OKAY.
1458
01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:39,944
OKAY.
1459
01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:47,517
AND WE'RE BACK
WITH THE BIG DOG OF SOFT ROCK.
1460
01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:50,694
WDYG, 94 FM.
"WE DIG THE DOG."
1461
01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:53,088
AND THIS IS DADDY DOG HIMSELF,
LEN MARTIN,
1462
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,786
COMING TO YOU TODAY
ON A VERY SPECIAL DAY,
1463
01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:58,397
'CAUSE ONE OF MY
VERY OWN PUPPIES, THE ELDEST,
1464
01:24:58,528 --> 01:25:00,182
ASHLEY, IS GETTING MARRIED.
1465
01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:02,880
LORNA, HONEY,
ANY WORDS OF WISDOM
1466
01:25:03,010 --> 01:25:03,968
COMING FROM YOU,
1467
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,317
MY VERY OWN NEWLYWED?
1468
01:25:05,448 --> 01:25:06,579
UH-HUH.
1469
01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:07,624
WATERPROOF MASCARA.
1470
01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:09,278
Len: I'M GONNA BORROW YOURS,
1471
01:25:09,408 --> 01:25:11,062
'CAUSE DADDY IS
GONNA BE WEEPING LIKE A BABY.
1472
01:25:11,193 --> 01:25:14,196
ALL RIGHT, LET'S KICK OFF
THIS POWER HOUR OF LOVE.
1473
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,240
HALLEY?
1474
01:25:15,371 --> 01:25:16,459
HALLEY,
1475
01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:18,025
ARE YOU OUT THERE? SECURITY!
1476
01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:20,637
HEY, GIVE ME--COME ON.
THIS IS MY JOB!
1477
01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:24,945
MY HALLEY?
1478
01:25:25,076 --> 01:25:27,426
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET YOU
TO LISTEN, BUT--
1479
01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:28,949
Lorna: LEN, LET HIM TALK.
1480
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,038
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
1481
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,084
UM...
1482
01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:36,261
I SUCK WITH WORDS.
1483
01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:39,046
BUT SOMETIMES,
WORDS AREN'T THE THING.
1484
01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:41,614
LOVE ISN'T ABOUT WORDS,
IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU DO.
1485
01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,964
AND WHAT I DID...
1486
01:25:44,095 --> 01:25:47,403
RUNNING AWAY,
IT WAS STUPID.
1487
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:51,320
WE BOTH KNOW LOVE'S
A BIG, SCARY, EVIL CONCEPT.
1488
01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:53,017
BUT IF YOU FEEL IT,
1489
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,888
IT'S GONNA FOLLOW YOU AROUND
LIKE A HUNGRY DOG
1490
01:25:55,019 --> 01:25:56,455
NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU RUN.
1491
01:25:56,586 --> 01:25:58,979
WAIT. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SAY LOVE'S A DOG,
1492
01:25:59,110 --> 01:26:00,764
I JUST MEAN...
1493
01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:02,983
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1494
01:26:03,114 --> 01:26:05,464
I LOVE YOU, HALLEY.
1495
01:26:05,595 --> 01:26:06,726
IF LOVE BEATS US UP,
1496
01:26:06,857 --> 01:26:08,380
LET'S JUST BEAT IT UP
RIGHT BACK.
1497
01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:10,077
WE COULD DO THIS, HALLEY.
1498
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,905
IF YOU'RE READY
TO MAKE THE JUMP,
1499
01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,038
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
TO CATCH YOU.
1500
01:26:21,001 --> 01:26:22,351
AND WHAT A POWERFUL
1501
01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:25,397
POWER HOUR OF LOVE
IT HAS BEEN.
1502
01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:28,574
THIS IS LEN MARTIN
FOR WDYG,
1503
01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:30,663
THE BIG DOG
OF SOFT ROCK.
1504
01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:32,404
THAT'S RIGHT--
ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR.
1505
01:26:32,535 --> 01:26:34,363
IT'S EVERYWHERE
HERE TODAY, FOLKS.
1506
01:26:34,493 --> 01:26:37,670
AND THIS NEXT SONG IS GOING OUT
TO THAT YOUNG LADY IN QUESTION,
1507
01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:40,630
MISS HALLEY MARTIN
AND HER BIG SISTER ASHLEY,
1508
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,588
'CAUSE DADDY LOVES YOU.
1509
01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:46,113
[ Wild World
by Cat Stevens plays ]
1510
01:26:46,244 --> 01:26:49,421
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1511
01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:53,512
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1512
01:26:55,906 --> 01:26:59,126
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1513
01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:02,782
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1514
01:27:02,913 --> 01:27:05,829
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1515
01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:08,310
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, MOM.
1516
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,790
♪ NOW THAT I'VE LOST
EVERYTHING TO YOU ♪
1517
01:27:10,921 --> 01:27:12,444
I'M NOT TOO OLD
TO WEAR PINK?
1518
01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,054
NO.
1519
01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:19,190
♪ AND IT'S BREAKING MY HEART
YOU'RE LEAVING ♪
1520
01:27:19,321 --> 01:27:20,670
♪ BABY, I'M GRIEVING
1521
01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,716
I LOOK LIKE
A GIANT HELIUM BALLOON.
1522
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:25,414
COME ON.
WE HAVE TO GO.
1523
01:27:25,544 --> 01:27:29,983
♪ HOPE YOU HAVE A LOT
OF NICE THINGS TO WEAR ♪
1524
01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:31,594
I'M GONNA WALK OVER.
1525
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,076
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
1526
01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:42,387
♪ OOH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1527
01:27:42,518 --> 01:27:48,828
♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY
JUST UPON A SMILE ♪
1528
01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:55,095
♪ OOH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1529
01:27:55,226 --> 01:28:01,450
♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU
LOOKING LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪
1530
01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:05,192
♪ YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN A LOT
OF WHAT THE WORLD CAN DO ♪
1531
01:28:05,323 --> 01:28:08,500
♪ AND IT'S BREAKIN'
MY HEART IN TWO ♪
1532
01:28:08,631 --> 01:28:11,547
♪ BECAUSE I NEVER
WANNA SEE YOU SAD, GIRL ♪
1533
01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:14,637
♪ DON'T BE A BAD GIRL
1534
01:28:14,767 --> 01:28:16,160
MACON!
1535
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,857
♪ TAKE GOOD CARE
1536
01:28:17,988 --> 01:28:18,989
OH!
1537
01:28:19,119 --> 01:28:20,295
[ breathing heavily ]
1538
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,733
OH, MACON!
1539
01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:27,258
♪ AND BEWARE
1540
01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:35,005
♪ WELL, OOH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1541
01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:37,660
HALLEY!
LET'S GET HALLEY!
1542
01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,401
BACK SEAT.
I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
1543
01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:41,228
OH! OKAY...
1544
01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:45,320
♪ OOH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1545
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:49,193
[ Wedding March plays ]
1546
01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:26,796
Minister: PLEASE BE SEATED.
1547
01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:32,323
WE HAVE COME TOGETHER TODAY
TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY
1548
01:29:32,454 --> 01:29:36,371
ASHLEY RENEE MARTIN
AND LEWIS GIBSON WARSHER II.
1549
01:29:36,501 --> 01:29:38,590
IF ANY AMONG YOU
KNOW ANY REASON
1550
01:29:38,721 --> 01:29:41,201
WHY THIS COUPLE
MAY NOT LAWFULLY BE MARRIED,
1551
01:29:41,332 --> 01:29:43,639
DECLARE IT NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
1552
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:52,517
[ congregation chuckles ]
1553
01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:58,523
DO YOU, LEWIS, PROMISE TO LOVE,
HONOR, AND CHERISH ASHLEY
1554
01:29:58,654 --> 01:30:01,178
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
FOR RICHER OR FOR POORER,
1555
01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,702
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
1556
01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:06,357
FORSAKING ALL OTHERS
AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
1557
01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:08,881
[ loudly ]
I DO.
1558
01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:10,840
AND DO YOU, ASHLEY,
1559
01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:12,972
PROMISE TO LOVE,
HONOR, AND CHERISH LEWIS,
1560
01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:14,844
FOR RICHER OR FOR POORER,
1561
01:30:14,974 --> 01:30:16,454
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
1562
01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:19,283
FORSAKING ALL OTHERS
AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
1563
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,502
I DO.
1564
01:30:20,632 --> 01:30:22,112
THE RINGS?
1565
01:30:29,815 --> 01:30:31,164
DEAR FRIENDS,
1566
01:30:31,295 --> 01:30:33,645
LET US ASK GOD
TO BLESS THESE RINGS
1567
01:30:33,776 --> 01:30:37,127
AS A SYMBOL
OF THEIR LOVE EVERLASTING.
1568
01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,607
Lewis: NO. NO,
THE OTHER FINGER.
1569
01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:39,869
THAT'S RIGHT.
1570
01:30:39,999 --> 01:30:41,000
ASHLEY, LEWIS...
1571
01:30:41,131 --> 01:30:42,567
[ whispers ]
She's having the baby.
1572
01:30:42,698 --> 01:30:44,874
Shh.
Please be quiet.
1573
01:30:45,004 --> 01:30:47,746
...AND HONOR TO DECLARE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
1574
01:30:47,877 --> 01:30:50,053
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
1575
01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:52,969
[ applause ]
1576
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,496
She's having
the baby...now.
1577
01:30:58,627 --> 01:31:00,280
Right now?
1578
01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:02,761
Scarlett's having the baby
right now. I have to go.
1579
01:31:02,892 --> 01:31:04,415
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
1580
01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,199
SCARLETT'S HAVING
THE BABY.
1581
01:31:30,659 --> 01:31:32,008
BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE.
1582
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:36,447
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
NO! NO!
1583
01:31:38,057 --> 01:31:39,624
SHIT!
1584
01:31:39,755 --> 01:31:41,278
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
1585
01:31:41,408 --> 01:31:43,193
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
1586
01:31:43,323 --> 01:31:44,673
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY!
1587
01:31:44,803 --> 01:31:46,631
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY!
1588
01:31:46,762 --> 01:31:47,589
LEWIS--
1589
01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:48,633
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1590
01:31:48,764 --> 01:31:50,113
YOU HAVE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
1591
01:31:50,243 --> 01:31:52,376
THAT WAS JUST
A DREADFUL SCENE IN THERE.
1592
01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:54,944
NOW THE SEATING ARRANGEMENT'S
GONNA BE A DISASTER.
1593
01:31:55,074 --> 01:31:57,294
ONE EMPTY SEAT
THROWS EVERYTHING OFF.
1594
01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:59,688
MOTHER, STOP IT. OKAY?
1595
01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:03,996
IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
1596
01:32:06,564 --> 01:32:08,087
Halley: SQUEEZE MY HAND.
SQUEEZE MY HAND.
1597
01:32:08,218 --> 01:32:09,915
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE GONNA GET THERE.
1598
01:32:10,046 --> 01:32:12,701
[ screams ]
1599
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,924
I ASSUME DADDY WOULD LIKE
TO BE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM?
1600
01:32:19,055 --> 01:32:20,926
UH, ME?
NO, NO. I--
1601
01:32:21,057 --> 01:32:21,971
BABY!
1602
01:32:22,101 --> 01:32:23,015
MOMMY!
1603
01:32:23,146 --> 01:32:24,930
SWEETIE!
HI, SWEETIE.
1604
01:32:25,061 --> 01:32:26,279
MOMMY, I NEED YOU.
1605
01:32:26,410 --> 01:32:27,629
I'M HER MOTHER.
1606
01:32:27,759 --> 01:32:28,804
MISS SMITH?
1607
01:32:28,934 --> 01:32:30,545
IT'S OKAY.
OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1608
01:32:30,675 --> 01:32:32,024
DON'T LEAVE ME.
1609
01:32:52,001 --> 01:32:53,568
SO, DO YOU HATE ME?
1610
01:32:56,788 --> 01:32:59,138
NOT YOU, PER SE.
1611
01:33:03,534 --> 01:33:05,797
I HATE THE WAY YOUR HAIR
FALLS IN YOUR FACE.
1612
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,367
AND I HATE
THE WAY YOUR VOICE
1613
01:33:10,497 --> 01:33:12,935
GETS REALLY LOW
WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS.
1614
01:33:14,676 --> 01:33:16,982
AND I HATE THE WAY
YOU BITE YOUR BOTTOM LIP
1615
01:33:17,113 --> 01:33:18,723
WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS.
1616
01:33:20,203 --> 01:33:23,119
AND THE WAY YOUR EYEBROW
GOES--[ whistles ]--LIKE THAT.
1617
01:33:24,381 --> 01:33:25,556
I HATE THAT.
1618
01:33:30,387 --> 01:33:31,867
SO, THAT'S IT?
1619
01:33:31,997 --> 01:33:34,696
YOU JUST HATE THE WAY
I WALK AND TALK AND LOOK.
1620
01:33:34,826 --> 01:33:35,784
NO.
1621
01:33:36,915 --> 01:33:39,701
THAT JEDI MIND TRICK THING?
1622
01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:41,528
I HATE THAT.
1623
01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:43,661
DON'T GIVE UP ON ME.
1624
01:33:43,792 --> 01:33:45,054
I'M NOT.
1625
01:33:46,882 --> 01:33:50,929
BUT YOU ARE GONNA REGRET
EVER HAVING MESSED UP.
1626
01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:53,540
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU PAY FOR A LONG TIME.
1627
01:33:55,412 --> 01:33:56,892
BUT FIRST...
1628
01:33:59,024 --> 01:34:01,810
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE
THREE STEPS TOWARDS ME.
1629
01:34:03,115 --> 01:34:06,162
♪♪
1630
01:34:10,906 --> 01:34:13,648
AND YOU'RE GOING TO WRAP
YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST...
1631
01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:17,608
AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE...
1632
01:34:17,739 --> 01:34:19,305
TWO...
1633
01:34:19,436 --> 01:34:22,526
♪ WHEN YOU DON'T
HAVE MUCH TO SAY ♪
1634
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,920
♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU
1635
01:34:25,050 --> 01:34:26,965
♪ I LOVE YOU
1636
01:34:27,096 --> 01:34:28,488
♪ JUST THAT WAY
1637
01:34:28,619 --> 01:34:30,186
WE'RE GONNA DANCE.
1638
01:34:30,316 --> 01:34:31,535
MM-HM.
1639
01:34:33,015 --> 01:34:36,409
♪ WHEN YOU LAUGH
AT YOUR OWN JOKES ♪
1640
01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:38,585
♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU
1641
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:40,675
♪ I LOVE YOU
1642
01:34:40,805 --> 01:34:43,025
♪ MORE THAN YOU'LL KNOW
1643
01:34:43,155 --> 01:34:46,463
♪ AND WHEN YOU FORGET
THAT WE HAD A DATE ♪
1644
01:34:46,593 --> 01:34:50,162
♪ THAT LOOK THAT YOU GIVE
WHEN YOU SHOW UP LATE ♪
1645
01:34:50,293 --> 01:34:52,077
♪ BABY, I LOVE YOU
1646
01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:56,778
♪ I LOVE YOU ANYWAY
1647
01:34:56,908 --> 01:35:00,390
♪ 'CAUSE HERE'S MY PROMISE
MADE TONIGHT ♪
1648
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:03,698
♪ YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
FOR LIFE ♪
1649
01:35:03,828 --> 01:35:05,917
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHEN I LOVE YOU ♪
1650
01:35:06,048 --> 01:35:10,487
♪ WHEN NOTHING YOU DO
CAN CHANGE MY MIND ♪
1651
01:35:10,617 --> 01:35:13,838
♪ THE MORE I LEARN,
THE MORE I LOVE ♪
1652
01:35:13,969 --> 01:35:17,450
♪ THE MORE MY HEART
CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪
1653
01:35:17,581 --> 01:35:19,583
♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU
1654
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:26,285
♪ WHEN I LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT ♪
1655
01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:28,070
♪ OH
1656
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:31,116
♪ OH
1657
01:35:31,247 --> 01:35:33,379
♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU
1658
01:35:33,510 --> 01:35:35,468
♪ WHEN NOTHING, BABY
1659
01:35:35,599 --> 01:35:38,645
♪ NOTHING YOU DO
CAN CHANGE MY MIND ♪
1660
01:35:38,776 --> 01:35:41,823
♪ THE MORE I LEARN,
THE MORE I LOVE ♪
1661
01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:44,913
♪ THE MORE MY HEART
CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪
1662
01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,089
♪ THAT'S WHEN I LOVE YOU
1663
01:35:47,219 --> 01:35:54,096
♪ WHEN I LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT ♪
1664
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:56,751
♪ OH
1665
01:35:56,881 --> 01:35:59,449
♪ OH
1666
01:36:01,103 --> 01:36:06,456
♪ NO MATTER WHAT
1667
01:36:09,938 --> 01:36:13,071
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1668
01:36:13,202 --> 01:36:16,422
♪ LA-LA-DA-DA,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
1669
01:36:16,553 --> 01:36:20,557
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
1670
01:36:20,687 --> 01:36:22,951
♪ LA-DE-DA-DA-DA
1671
01:36:23,081 --> 01:36:26,519
♪ YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN A LOT
OF WHAT THE WORLD CAN DO ♪
1672
01:36:26,650 --> 01:36:29,914
♪ AND IT'S BREAKIN'
MY HEART IN TWO ♪
1673
01:36:30,045 --> 01:36:33,439
♪ 'CAUSE I NEVER
WANNA SEE YOU SAD, GIRL ♪
1674
01:36:33,570 --> 01:36:35,920
♪ DON'T BE A BAD GIRL
1675
01:36:36,051 --> 01:36:39,271
♪ IF YOU WANNA LEAVE,
TAKE GOOD CARE ♪
1676
01:36:39,402 --> 01:36:42,753
♪ HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT
OF NICE FRIENDS OUT THERE ♪
1677
01:36:42,884 --> 01:36:45,234
♪ BUT JUST REMEMBER THERE'S
A LOT OF BAD ♪
1678
01:36:45,364 --> 01:36:49,020
♪ AND BEWARE
1679
01:36:49,151 --> 01:36:55,635
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1680
01:36:55,766 --> 01:37:02,425
♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY
JUST UPON A SMILE ♪
1681
01:37:02,555 --> 01:37:08,692
♪ OOH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1682
01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:15,351
♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU
LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪
1683
01:37:15,481 --> 01:37:18,528
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1684
01:37:18,658 --> 01:37:21,879
♪ LA-LA-DA-DA,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
1685
01:37:22,010 --> 01:37:25,840
♪ LA-DA-DA-DA,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪
1686
01:37:25,970 --> 01:37:28,233
♪ LA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
1687
01:37:28,364 --> 01:37:31,454
♪ IF YOU WANNA LEAVE,
TAKE GOOD CARE ♪
1688
01:37:31,584 --> 01:37:34,805
♪ HOPE YOU MAKE A LOT
OF NICE FRIENDS OUT THERE ♪
1689
01:37:34,936 --> 01:37:37,286
♪ BUT JUST REMEMBER THERE'S
A LOT OF BAD ♪
1690
01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:39,549
♪ AND BEWARE
1691
01:37:43,118 --> 01:37:49,254
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1692
01:37:49,385 --> 01:37:55,782
♪ IT'S HARD TO GET BY
JUST UPON A SMILE ♪
1693
01:37:55,913 --> 01:38:02,398
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1694
01:38:02,528 --> 01:38:08,926
♪ I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU
LIKE A CHILD, GIRL ♪
1695
01:38:09,057 --> 01:38:14,236
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1696
01:38:22,244 --> 01:38:26,988
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
IT'S A WILD WORLD ♪
1697
01:38:33,603 --> 01:38:35,605
♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA,
TA-DA-DA ♪
1698
01:38:35,735 --> 01:38:37,389
♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA
1699
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:38,956
♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA
1700
01:38:39,087 --> 01:38:40,653
♪ TA-DA-DA-DA-DA
1701
01:38:40,784 --> 01:38:42,177
♪ DO-DA-DA-DA
1702
01:38:42,307 --> 01:38:43,700
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1703
01:38:43,830 --> 01:38:47,008
♪ DA-DA-DA,
DO-DA-DA ♪
1704
01:38:47,138 --> 01:38:48,574
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1705
01:38:48,705 --> 01:38:50,185
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1706
01:38:50,315 --> 01:38:51,708
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1707
01:38:51,838 --> 01:38:53,188
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1708
01:38:53,318 --> 01:38:54,929
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1709
01:38:55,059 --> 01:38:56,495
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1710
01:38:56,626 --> 01:38:58,149
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1711
01:38:58,280 --> 01:38:59,759
♪ DA-DA-DA-DA
1712
01:38:59,890 --> 01:39:04,503
♪ MM, HM, MM, HM,
1713
01:39:04,634 --> 01:39:07,071
♪ MM, HM, MM
1714
01:39:07,202 --> 01:39:10,074
♪ DA-DA-DE-DE-DE
1715
01:39:10,205 --> 01:39:12,424
♪ OH-HO
1716
01:39:12,555 --> 01:39:14,470
[ continues scatting ]
1717
01:39:43,934 --> 01:39:48,460
♪ HERE'S THE THINGS
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪
1718
01:39:48,591 --> 01:39:55,032
♪ YOU'RE OFTEN THOUGHT ABOUT
IN WAVES ♪
1719
01:39:55,163 --> 01:39:58,601
♪ THE SUN IS SETTING
ON MY SIDE ♪
1720
01:39:58,731 --> 01:40:05,869
♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT UNLESS
IT'S GONE AWAY FOR GOOD ♪
1721
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:12,484
♪ BUT IT'S SO HARD
1722
01:40:12,615 --> 01:40:16,401
♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY
1723
01:40:21,537 --> 01:40:27,586
♪ AND IT'S TOO HARD
1724
01:40:27,717 --> 01:40:33,418
♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY
1725
01:40:33,549 --> 01:40:38,467
♪ THESE ARE THE WAVES
THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪
1726
01:40:38,597 --> 01:40:45,169
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET
ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪
1727
01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:50,000
♪ THESE ARE WAVES
THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪
1728
01:40:50,131 --> 01:40:55,745
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET
ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪
1729
01:40:55,875 --> 01:41:00,054
♪ IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
1730
01:41:15,852 --> 01:41:21,510
♪ IT'S SO HARD
1731
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:30,562
♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY
1732
01:41:30,693 --> 01:41:36,699
♪ AND IT'S TOO HARD
1733
01:41:36,829 --> 01:41:42,705
♪ WATCHING YOU FADE AWAY
1734
01:41:42,835 --> 01:41:47,623
♪ THESE ARE THE WAVES
THAT I TALKED ABOUT, SILLY BOY ♪
1735
01:41:47,753 --> 01:41:53,455
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET
ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SAID ♪
1736
01:41:53,585 --> 01:41:58,068
♪ IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD ♪
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