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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
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AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th
AND 1/2 CENTURY
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Woman: "DEAREST MOTHER,
GREETINGS VIA SUB-SPACE E-MAIL
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"FROM THE DECK OF
THE GOOD SHIP LUXURIA.
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"CAPTAIN RICHARDS HAS SEEN
TO OUR EVERY COMFORT,
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"AND THE VOYAGE HAS BEEN
NOTHING SHORT OF MARVELOUS.
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"BARRING UNFORESEEN INCIDENT,
WE SHALL ON EARTH TOMORROW.
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SEE YOU AT BAGGAGE CLAIM.
LOVE, BECKY."
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[APPLAUSE]
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I TRUST YOU'VE HAD
A PLEASANT VOYAGE?
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YES, CAPTAIN.
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TELL ME, WILL WE ARRIVE
AT EARTH ON SCHEDULE?
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YES, MY LADY.
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THAT IS, UNLESS
WE HIT AN ICEBERG.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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THAT ICEBERG THING
WAS JUST A JOKE.
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[GASPING]
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IT'S A SHIP!
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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I JUST CHECKED THE SENSORS,
AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE.
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[BLASTING]
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THEY'RE ATTACKING
THE SPHERO-BARRIER!
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INCREASE POWER
TO THE SHIELDS!
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[GRUNTING]
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BREAK OUT THE ARMS!
WE'RE BEING BOARDED!
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HA HA!
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IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT, CAPTAIN.
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WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?
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LET ME EXPLAIN
HOW THIS WORKS.
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I BE CAPTAIN
LONG JOHN SILVER...
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THE 23rd.
I'M A PIRATE...
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AND I TAKES
WHAT I PLEASES.
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WOW, THIS IS BETTER
THAN THE SHOW
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AT TREASURE ISLAND!
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ALL RIGHT, ME HARDIES,
DO PIRATE THINGS!
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ARGH!
ARGH!
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[GLUG]
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHING]
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WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
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UM...
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WERE YOU?!
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WELL, YA SEE...
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I--I DIDN'T MEAN
NOTHING BY IT.
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IT'S JUST A GENERIC
PIRATE THING I DO.
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BUT THOSE EARRINGS
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WILL BE COMING
WITH ME!
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OW!
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OOPS, I THOUGHT
THEY BE CLIP-ONS.
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RAH!
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GO AHEAD,
SAY SOMETHING.
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SOMETIMES
HE'S A LITTLE SHY
AROUND STRANGERS,
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BUT HE'S GOT
QUITE A VOCABULARY.
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[CHATTERING]
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NOW, YOU FILTH RAT,
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THROW THE SWITCH!
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FARE THE WELL, ME BUCKOS.
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THERE ARE OTHER SHIPS
TO LOOT.
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LOCK ALL WEAPONS,
AND PREPARE TO FIRE!
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[DISTANT EVIL LAUGHING]
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IT JUST DISAPPEARED.
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Dodgers: CONCENTRATE, DODGERS.
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CLEAR YOUR MIND.
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BE THE BALL.
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Cadet: C-CAPTAIN
DODGERS?
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WHAT?!
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C-CAN I HAVE
MY DRINKING MUG BACK?
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I'M G-GONNA NEED TO RINSE.
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[SIREN]
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GREAT.
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CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
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WHAT UP, BO DADDY?
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WE'VE JUST RECEIVED
A DISTRESS CALL
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FROM THE SPACESHIP LUXURIA.
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C-CAN I KEEP IT NOW?
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KNOCK YOUR GUMS OUT.
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IT SEEMS THAT
THE DREADED SPACE PIRATE,
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LONG JOHN SILVER THE 23rd,
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HAS GOTTEN HIS HANDS
ON A TOP SECRET
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DISAPPEARO DEVICE.
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IT ALLOWS HIS SHIP
TO DEMATERIALIZE
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AND GO ABOUT UNDETECTED.
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HE'S USING THE DISAPPEARO
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TO WREAK HAVOC
ON THE TRADE ROUTES.
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9 BIRDIES, 9 BOGIES,
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AND A HOLE IN ONE OR TWO.
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HELLO MASTERS!
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PAY ATTENTION, DODGERS!
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YOUR MISSION
IS TO INFILTRATE
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LONG JOHN SILVER'S
PIRATE ORGANIZATION
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AND GET THAT DISAPPEARO
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BACK TO PROTECTORATE
HEADQUARTERS.
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AYE, AYE, IQ.
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TAKE OUT LAST YEARS'
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.
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WE GET TO PLAY PIRATES!
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[QUIET BEEPING]
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DID YOU TAKE A LOOK
AT THESE YOKELS?
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W-WHY WE SHOULD HAVE
THE DISAPPEARO DEVICE
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BACK IN N-NO TIME.
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I'LL CONVINCE THAT MOPE
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THAT WE'RE A COUPLE
OF REGULAR SCALLYWAGS.
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I THINK NOT, DODGERS,
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FOR WHEN THIS
ADVENTURE IS OVER,
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I BELIEVE YOU WILL
FIND THE DISAPPEARO
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IN MARTIAN HANDS.
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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I'M GETTING THAT
DISAPPEARO FOR MARS!
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I'M GETTING IT
FOR THE EARTH.
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MARS!
EARTH!
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MARS!
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Silver: GENTLEMEN!
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AAH!
AAH!
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YOU'RE NEXT!
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EXCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU
THE FINE FELLOW
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HOLDING THE PIRATE
TRYOUTS?
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AYE! MY NAME
BE LONG JOHN SILVER,
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SCOURGE OF
THE SPACEWAYS.
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LONG JOHN SILVER?
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ISN'T THAT SOME KIND OF
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT?
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NO, BOYO. IT BE IN
THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.
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I HAD ME LAWYERS CHECK.
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AH, WELL, MY NAME'S
STEEL-EYED BILLY,
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ROGUE OF THE ROTUNDA.
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AND THIS BE MY
CUTTHROAT ASSISTANT,
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THE DEADLY, UM...SMORT!
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HELLO.
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NEVER HEARD OF YA.
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NEVER HEARD OF US?
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WELL, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES?
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NOPE.
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THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS?
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SORRY.
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THE FRESNO FANCY LADS?
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LOOK, YOU
AIN'T GETTING IN
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WITHOUT SOMEONE
TO VOUCH FOR YA.
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ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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THIS LITTLE TURNIP WILL
CERTAINLY CONFIRM MY STATUS
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AS A COMPLETE
AND TOTAL SCUMBAG, ARGH!
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OH, YES,
MOST DECIDEDLY SO.
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME,
BUT WE GOTTA GET MOVING.
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THOSE PROTECTORATE DOGS
ARE HOT ON ME TRAIL.
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[CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
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T-THESE PIRATES SURE
KNOW HOW TO P-PARTY.
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OK, REMEMBER:
MAINTAIN A LOW PROFILE.
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JUST TRY AND BLEND IN.
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FOLLOW MY LEAD,
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AND WE'LL HAVE THAT
DISAPPEARO THING
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BACK IN NO TIME.
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WHOA!
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[CRASHING, YELLING]
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OOF!
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A-ARE YOU OK,
DEAD-EYED BILLY,
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OR W-WHATEVER
YOUR NAME IS?
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JUST REMEMBER:
MAINTAIN A LOW PROFILE.
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WHAT? A BANANA PEEL!
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OH, FOR ALL THE STUPID--
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I MEAN, WHO WOULD
LEAVE A BANANA PEEL
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RIGHT THERE ON THE STAIRS?
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EEH!
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WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
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YOU PROBABLY EAT
A LOT OF BANANAS,
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AND ONE OR TWO OF THE PEELS
ARE GONNA MISS THE BASKET.
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HA HA. AND WHO
DOESN'T LIKE BANANAS?
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HMM? THEY'RE FULL
OF POTASSIUM, RIGHT?
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WHO BE PIRATE ENOUGH
TO TAKE ME ON IN A CONTEST?
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OH-HO, ME SAUCY LAD.
ANXIOUS, YA BE.
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WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A CHALLENGER!
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[CHEERING]
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WHAT KIND OF CONTEST?
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GOOD QUESTION.
WHAT SAY YE, MATIES?
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I WAS THINKING OF
SOME SORT OF BAKE-OFF.
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SOMETHING CRUEL!
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SOMETHING CRUDE!
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S-SOMETHING
GROSS AND DISGUSTING!
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ON MY SIDE?
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GROSS AND DISGUSTING IT BE!
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WE'LL HAVE A SPACE
PARASITE-EATING CONTEST.
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[CHEERING]
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All: BRING OUT THE PARASITES!
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BRING OUT THE PARASITES!
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BRING OUT THE PARASITES!
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TONIGHT, WE PROUDLY BRING YOU
THE MOST NAUSEATINGLY HORRENDOUS
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SPACE PARASITE-EATING CONTEST
IN ALL THE GALAXY!
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[CRICKET CHIRPING]
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THESE PARASITES
HAVE GUTS FULL OF ACID
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AND LAVA-LIKE PUS THAT OOZES
FROM THEIR EVERY ORIFICE.
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I KNEW A GIRL LIKE HER
IN SAN DIEGO ONCE.
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WATCH YOUR CLOTHES, BOYS,
THEY STAIN.
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I GIVE YOU SPACE PARASITES!
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[CHEERING]
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ARE YA READY,
PRETTY BOY?
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BRING IT ON, SUZY.
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I TOLD YA, ME NAME'S
LONG JOHN SILVER.
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SUZY BE MY BROTHER'S NAME.
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ARE WE HERE TO REVEAL
OUR FAMILY SECRETS
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OR TO EAT DISGUSTING
PARASITES?
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EAT DISGUSTING PARASITES!
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MMYAH. MMYAH.
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00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,894
YOUR TURN.
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I HOPE A GOODLY
PORTION OF THAT
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WAS HIS WRETCHED
PIRATE BREATH.
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OK. NOW IF YOU COULD
JUST SORT OF CRAWL
TO THE BACK
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AND, LIKE, TRY NOT
TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
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NO ACIDIC SECRETIONS.
VERY GOOD.
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OK. JUST SLITHER DOWN.
ATTABOY.
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WOW, HE'S DOING IT.
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YEAH, F-FOR A MINUTE,
I WAS P-PRETTY WORRIED.
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YOUR NACHOS,
GENTLEMEN.
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THANKS.
THANKS.
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NOW PUSH RIGHT PAST
THE ESOPHAGUS,
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AND YOU'RE HOME FREE.
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[SPLASH]
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WHOO! WHOO!
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HE DID IT!
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[CRACKING]
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HEY, MY BACK
FINALLY CRACKED!
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SO, THE CONTEST
ENDS IN A TIE.
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PUT HER THERE, PAL.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
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HAR HAR, ME BUCKO.
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THAT WAS JUST ROUND ONE.
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WE HAVE A WHOLE
ANCHOR TO FINISH.
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[SQUISH]
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YAH. YAH. YAH.
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[LAUGHING]
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MMYAH. MMYAH.
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WOW. HE ONLY NEEDS
TO EAT ONE MORE.
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ONE MORE. CAN YE DO IT?
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ANY REAL PIRATE COULD.
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00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,491
CAN'T EAT
ANOTHER PARASITE.
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[GROANING]
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00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,833
Silver: A COWARD?
HA HA HA.
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I'M DOOMED.
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[BURP]
241
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,368
[LAUGHING]
242
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,712
CAN'T EAT
ANOTHER PARASITE.
243
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,875
OH, YES YOU CAN.
244
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,343
CONCENTRATE,
DODGERS.
245
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,381
CONCENTRATE!
246
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,645
C-CLEAR YOUR MIND.
247
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,353
B-BE THE PARASITE.
248
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,445
BE THE PARASITE.
249
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,447
YOU ARE
THE PARASITE!
250
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,389
I AM THE PARASITE.
251
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,994
A STINKING,
PUS-OOZING,
252
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,826
WORTHLESS PARASITE.
253
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,991
I AM A STINKING,
PUS-OOZING,
254
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,901
WORTHLESS PARASITE!
255
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,667
AHA! I HAVE BESTED YOU
IN THE EATING OF FILTH.
256
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,037
SURELY YOU DID.
257
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,705
NOW, ONTO THE SINGING
OF PIRATE SONGS.
258
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,735
YES, ONTO THE--
PIRATE SONGS?
259
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:58,811
I DON'T KNOW...
260
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,209
[ACCORDION PLAYING]
261
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,620
OH, COME AND LOOK
AT ME SCURVY LASS
262
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,622
SHE'S CUTE AS SHE CAN BE
263
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,194
ALL HER CAPILLARIES
HAVE LOST THEIR GLUE
264
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,224
FOR LACK OF VITAMIN C
265
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,689
HER GUMS ARE WEAK
AND HER TEETH ARE LOOSE
266
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,858
SHE'S SURE A SIGHT TO SEE
267
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,557
WITH SPOTS ON HER
LEGS AND BACK
268
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,698
SURE, MY DARLING HAS SCURVY
269
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,725
[CLAPPING]
270
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,500
I LOVE THAT ONE.
SING ANOTHER.
271
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,871
LOOKS LIKE THE CADET
272
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,309
WILL KEEP LONG JOHN
STUPID BUSY FOR HOURS.
273
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,405
HE KNOWS THAT MANY
BAWDY PIRATE SONGS?
274
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,708
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM
275
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,209
AT LAST YEAR'S
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
276
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,781
THEN WHAT'S SAY
WE SNEAK OFF
277
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,679
AND FIND
THE DISAPPEARO?
278
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,390
LEAD ON.
279
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,892
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, CUE BALL.
280
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,355
I'D HATE TO GET CAPTURED
BY THOSE CREEPS.
281
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,694
I AGREE.
282
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,058
FUNNY. WE SPEND
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER,
283
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,528
BUT I DON'T EVEN
REALLY KNOW YOU.
284
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,797
WE'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY
285
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,265
TRYING TO DESTROY
EACH OTHER.
286
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,873
WHY, WE MIGHT MAKE
GREAT PALS!
287
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,196
SO, TELL ME, SOLDIER,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
288
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,440
ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS?
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?
289
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,376
WHY, ACTUALLY, I COLLECT
A WIDE VARIETY OF--
290
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,842
ME, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR HOBBIES.
291
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,112
I'M TOO BUSY STICKING IT
TO THE MARTIANS.
292
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,780
ZAP! ZAP!
DA DA DA DA DA DA!
293
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,649
RUN, BLAST, AND ROLL!
294
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,648
TAKE THAT, MARTIAN SCUM!
295
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,520
[GROANING]
296
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,988
HEY, LOOKY THERE.
297
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,127
I BET THAT'S WHERE
THEY HID THE DISAPPEARO.
298
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,800
STRANGE THEY'D LEAVE
SOMETHING AS VALUABLE
299
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,165
AS DISAPPEARO
IN AN UNLOCKED VAULT.
300
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,235
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DODGERS?
301
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,738
I THINK I'VE DIED
AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
302
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,077
HUH! GOLD AND JEWELS.
303
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,114
DON'T YOU FIND IT AMUSING
THAT LOWER LIFE FORMS
304
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,280
PUT SUCH STOCK
IN THESE TAWDRY GEWGAWS?
305
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,150
CANNONBALL!
306
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,686
REALLY, DODGERS, HADN'T
WE BETTER BE GETTING BACK
307
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,186
TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND?
308
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,958
GOOD IDEA. YOU FIND
THE DISAPPEARO,
309
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,157
AND I'LL CLEAN UP HERE.
310
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,167
[SLAM]
311
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,073
HOW STUPID
MUST THOSE PIRATES BE
312
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,195
TO LEAVE THIS BOOTY
UNGUARDED?
313
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,241
IT'S CLEAR THEY HAVE
NO COMPREHENSION
314
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,336
OF THE TRUE VALUE
OF THIS WEALTH.
315
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,148
THEREFORE, IT MUST FALL TO ME
AS THE PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN
316
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,552
TO LIBERATE THIS LOOT
FROM THOSE IGNORANT MISCREANTS
317
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,875
AND KEEP IT FOR MYSELF.
318
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,621
[SCREECHING]
319
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,117
GLAD YOU SEE IT MY...WAY!
320
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,031
AHH!
321
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,226
THE DISAPPEARO MUST BE
RIGHT BEHIND THAT DOOR.
322
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,669
Dodgers: WHAT LUCK.
A SLEEPING GUARD.
323
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,944
AND LOOK: HE'S GOT KEYS.
324
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,335
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
325
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,066
RIGHT.
326
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,975
[LOUD BANGING NOISE]
327
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,450
AAY!
328
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,315
[GROANS]
329
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,291
OH, DEAR, I CAN'T WATCH.
330
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,453
GIMME THAT.
331
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,461
OH, NO.
332
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,892
IS THAT STUPID DOOR
STUCK AGAIN?
333
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,157
THE MANAGEMENT
ON THIS SHIP STINKS.
334
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,797
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THIS.
335
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,002
HOW'S THAT?
336
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,274
YOU MISSED A LITTLE
THERE ON THE LEFT.
337
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,433
[CHOPPING]
338
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,740
THAT'S GREAT.
THANKS A LOT, BUD.
339
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,401
NOW, YOU BETTER
GET BACK TO SLEEP.
340
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,110
YOU LOOK BUSHED.
341
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,442
F-FOR THE DIGGING
ON THE BEACHES
342
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,176
AND THE WENCHES
AND THE LEECHES
343
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,812
AND BLOODY PIRATE BOOTY
IS THE STUFF FOR ME
344
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,007
[CHEERING]
345
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,210
ALL RIGHT,
SHORT STUFF,
346
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,981
YOU JUST HANG BACK
AND--WHOA!
347
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:28,386
THE DISAPPEARO DEVICE.
348
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,015
YIE-EE-EE!
349
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,891
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY
TURNING IT OFF FIRST.
350
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,230
THANKS.
351
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,225
YOU COULDN'T
LIFT IT, ANYWAY.
352
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,097
IT'S MADE FROM
THE DENSE MATERIAL
353
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,326
FOUND INSIDE
A COLLAPSED STAR.
354
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,911
YOU MEAN LIKE WHAT'S
INSIDE OF LIZA MINNELLI?
355
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,942
IF WE ARE EVER
TO LIFT THE DEVICE,
356
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,007
WE WILL NEED TO USE
THESE ANTIGRAVITY WANDS.
357
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,848
PIECE OF CAKE.
358
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,512
JUST REMEMBER, DODGERS:
359
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,081
WE MUST WORK TOGETHER
AS A TEAM.
360
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
COOPERATION IS A MUST.
361
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,319
YEAH, YEAH.
COOPERATION.
362
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,027
IT'S WORKING.
363
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,463
BOY, I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET THIS BABY
364
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,057
BACK TO GALACTIC
PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS!
365
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,130
THE MARTIAN QUEEN
366
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,168
IS SURE TO PROMOTE ME
FOR THIS.
367
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,403
LOOK, BUCKET BRAIN,
368
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,267
I'M EXPECTING
A BIG, FAT BONUS FOR THIS.
369
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,337
WELL, I'M EXPECTING
A BIG, FAT PROMOTION!
370
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,307
OH, YEAH?
371
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,484
DODGERS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
372
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,513
I CAN'T HOLD THIS UP
ON MY OWN.
373
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,848
ADIOS, MUCHACHO.
374
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,884
OOH!
375
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,048
[SIZZLING]
376
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,817
UH-OH.
377
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,802
NOT GOOD.
378
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,373
Silver: OH, NO, ME BOYOS.
379
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,302
IT'S A LOT WORSE
THAN THAT.
380
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,337
SO, YOU TRIED
TO PULL ONE OVER
381
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,905
ON OLD LONG JOHN
SILVER, DID YA?
382
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,735
WELL, I'M ON TO YA,
MATIES.
383
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,050
UGH.
384
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,512
AND I KNEW THAT HE
WAS IN ON YOUR PLAN
385
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,351
WHEN HE SANG "YOUR
CHEATING EYE PATCH" TWICE!
386
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,458
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
RAN OUT OF PIRATE SONGS.
387
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,091
I DIDN'T. T-THAT'S
ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
388
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,128
YOU'LL NEED
A FITTING PUNISHMENT
389
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,233
FOR SENDING ME DISAPPEARO
TO THE 4 WINDS,
390
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,296
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
391
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,025
WALKING THE PLANK?
392
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,399
TAR AND FEATHERING?
393
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,468
HOW 'BOUT A NICE,
OLD-FASHIONED KEELHAUL?
394
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,537
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY OUT OF THIS.
395
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,907
I GOT YOUR BACK.
396
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,635
L-LET'S ROCK.
397
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,910
IT'S A GOOD THINK
I TUCKED ONE OF THOSE
398
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,309
ACIDIC SPACE PARASITES
399
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:38,621
INTO THE CORNER OF MY MOUTH
FOR JUST THIS OCCASION.
400
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,385
BLECH!
401
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,521
OK, FIRST WE'LL
TAR AND FEATHER YA.
402
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,491
THEN YOU'LL
WALK THE PLANK.
403
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,999
AND THEN
WE'LL KEELHAUL YA!
404
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,431
HUH?
405
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,167
HA!
406
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,232
HA-ARGH!
407
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,773
ATTACK
THE LITTLE LOVERS!
408
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,868
ARGH!
409
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,940
NOT SO FAST, SILVER.
410
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,549
[GRUNTING]
411
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,812
YARGH!
412
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,420
HUAH!
413
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,822
UGH!
414
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,333
[GROANING]
415
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,178
[GROWLING]
416
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,682
[SCREAMING]
417
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,718
[WHIMPERING]
418
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,023
NOTHING DISABLES A GIANT
SPACE MONKEY QUICKER
419
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,716
THAN AN ATOMIC WEDGIE.
420
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,989
HA HA HA.
421
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,687
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
422
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,855
AGH!
423
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,966
[GRUNTING]
424
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,465
I LIKE THE CUT
OF YOUR JIB, BOY.
425
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,738
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
LAST CHANCE TO JOIN ME CREW.
426
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,248
NEVER! I'VE SEEN
YOUR DENTAL PLAN.
427
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,316
CADET, MARTIAN,
THE POWDER ROOM.
428
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,915
W-WHAT DO YOU THINK?
P-PLASMA GRENADE?
429
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,817
THAT WILL DO NICELY.
430
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,295
YOU BLASTED FOOLS!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
431
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,501
[BOOM]
432
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,997
GET YOUR FILTHY HIDES
TO THE LIFEBOATS!
433
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,970
[BOOM]
434
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,681
YA AIN'T SEEN THE LAST
OF ME, STEEL-EYED BILLY!
435
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,464
THAT'S DUCK DODGERS TO YOU.
436
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,657
Cadet: C-CAPTAIN, DODGERS,
L-LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
437
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,259
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
THE SHIP'S EXPLODING.
438
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,696
[BOOM]
439
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,946
[BOOM]
440
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,547
WELL, WE FAILED
OUR MISSION,
441
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,720
BUT NONETHELESS,
A JOB WELL-DONE.
442
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,659
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
443
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,063
WE ACTUALLY MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
444
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,455
THAT WE DO, DODGERS.
445
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,657
T-THERE'S A LESSON
IN HERE S-SOMEWHERE.
446
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,470
BY THE WAY,
I STILL HATE YOU.
447
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,743
AND I HATE YOU,
OLD FRIEND.
448
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,002
I HATE YOU.
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