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Boy, voice-over: MY MOTHER
NAMED ME AFTER MY FATHER.
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ANGUS--A COW'S NAME,
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WHICH DIDN'T HELP MATTERS
MUCH BECAUSE I WAS A BIG KID.
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MY MOTHER WAS IN LABOR
WITH ME FOR TWO DAYS,
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BUT IT WAS MY FATHER
WHO DIED DURING CHILDBIRTH.
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HE HAD A HEART ATTACK
WAITING FOR HER TO DELIVER.
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BUT THIS WASN'T
REALLY MY PROBLEM.
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IN FACT, I PERCEIVED MY FAMILY
SITUATION AS RELATIVELY NORMAL,
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UNTIL I BEGAN COLLECTING
EXPERT FEEDBACK
AROUND KINDERGARTEN.
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ANGUS BETHUNE
IS A FAT KID.
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Boy: HE'S SO HUNGRY,
HE EATS HIS BOOGERS!
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[Kids laughing]
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Angus, voice-over:
THIS WAS MY PROBLEM:
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RICK SANFORD.
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HEY, ANGUS, WANNA
PLAY "PIN THE TAIL
ON THE DONKEY"?
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YOU CAN BE THE DONKEY.
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WHOA!
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WHOA! YOU BROKE
HIS NOSE, ANGUS!
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YOU WANNA SEE IT?
FIVE CENTS.
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Angus, voice-over:
I MET MY BEST FRIEND,
TROY WEDBERG,
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THE DAY HE CHARGED
FIVE CENTS TO SEE--
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MY COUSIN'S PUBIC HAIR!
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WHOA!
WHOA!
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[STALL DOOR OPENS]
UH-OH.
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AHEM. NO WAY.
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YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR.
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GIVE HIM HIS PUBIC HAIR
BACK, RICK.
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ANGUS.
ISN'T ANGUS A COW?
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[KIDS GIGGLING]
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OW!
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MOO.
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Boy: YOU BROKE HIS NOSE, ANGUS!
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Angus, voice-over:
I WAS INCREDIBLY
QUICK FOR A FAT KID
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AND GRADES CAME
PRETTY EASY TO ME.
THANKS!
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BUT I WAS SURE WILLING
TO SWAP IT ALL FOR
A LITTLE PHYSICAL BEAUTY.
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[OVER P.A.]
* IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU,
I'D HATE YOU... *
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Girl: TAKE IT BACK!
I DON'T HAVE HAIRY LEGS!
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COME ON! LET GO!
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I FELL IN LOVE
WITH MELISSA LEFEVRE...
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THE DAY SHE THREW
ALEX IMMERGLUCH
ACROSS TARLO'S ROLLER RINK.
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WHOA!
[CRASH]
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MELISSA LEFEVRE WAS
THAT GIRL
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THAT JUST MADE YOU ACHE...
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW
SHE WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH
OUT OF YOUR REACH
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ONLY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.
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ANGUS. ANGUS!
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ANGUS!
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Angus, voice-over:
RICK SANFORD GOT
MORE POPULAR.
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WANNA PLAY
SOME FOOTBALL?
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YEAH, SURE.
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GOOD. YOU CAN BE THE FIELD.
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[LAUGHTER]
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HA HA.
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AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING
EVERY TIME I BROKE HIS NOSE.
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YOU BROKE
HIS NOSE, ANGUS.
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Rick: OW!
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WHAT'S MELISSA DOING?
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Melissa:
RICK, ARE YOU OK?
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Angus, voice-over:
WORSE, HE GOT
MELISSA LEFEVRE.
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SHE'S MAKING
SURE RICK'S OK.
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[DRUMS BEATING]
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WHAT'S MELISSA DOING?
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SHE'S TRYING TO SEE
IF RICK'S OK.
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ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH. I'M FINE.
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[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS]
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I HATE THAT GUY.
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A LITTLE BIT...
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Angus, voice-over:
GOLDEN RICK SANFORD.
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HE HAD EVERYTHING--
LOOKS, SMARTS, AND MELISSA.
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I HAD TROY, AND HE HAD--
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[WHISPERING]
JOCK ITCH.
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LET'S GO!
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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* THERE'S TOO MUCH
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* THAT I KEEP
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* TO MYSELF
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* AND I TURN MY BACK
ON MY FAITH *
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* IT'S LIKE GLASS
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* WHEN WE BREAK,
I WISH NO ONE IN MY PLACE *
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* AND I'VE SEEN
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* YOU DON'T NEED THEIR SEEDS
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* WHEN THEIR CUT GOES IN DEEP
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* AND I'M LOST IN SLEEP
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* I CAN'T STAY
IN THIS PLACE *
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* I CAN'T STAND WHEN THE ROOM
TURNS 'ROUND ON MY FATE *
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* YOU GIVE NO
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* GUARANTEES
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* THERE'S NO PROMISE
I CAN KEEP *
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* I CAN'T STARE
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* I CAN'T SEE MY WAY
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* I FEEL BLIND ON MY FEET
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* I CAN'T STAY TOO LONG
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* AM I WRONG?
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* GOOD-BYE,
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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* GOOD-BYE,
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE,
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE,
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK *
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* GOOD-BYE
LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK... *
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BE CAREFUL.
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[P.A. ANNOUNCEMENTS]
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Angus, voice-over: GROWING UP,
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YOU WAIT FOR THAT ONE MOMENT
THAT'S TRULY YOURS...
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FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
THAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE,
MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE,
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THE GOOD GUYS CAN WIN.
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I WAS STILL WAITING.
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Cheerleaders:
GO! FIGHT...
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COME ON, HUSKIES.
LET'S...
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Rick: RUN THE PLAY AGAIN.
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MIKE, YOU GOT TO MAKE
SURE YOU WAIT TILL
THE LANE CLEARS OUT...
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BEFORE YOU CUT,
ALL RIGHT? OR ELSE I GOT
NOTHING TO THROW TO.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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SPLIT BACK RIGHT. FLAG
POST, FLAG ON ONE. READY?
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BREAK!
BREAK!
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WATCH MY ASS.
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I'M WATCHING IT
RIGHT NOW.
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I BET YOU ARE.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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Angus, voice-over:
IT WAS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE
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FOR A DEFENSIVE LINEMAN
TO SHAKE ME.
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I WAS A WALL.
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Rick: RED, 34. RED, 34.
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SET! HUT!
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Boy: PASS! HE'S GOING LONG!
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I GOT IT! AH!
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OHH!
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DAMN!
I'LL TAKE HIM!
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Angus, voice-over:
IN ADDITION, I WAS EQUIPPED
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WITH TRACKING RADAR.
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I NEEDED ONLY TO LOCK IN
ON A CORNERBACK'S HIPS
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TO ZERO IN ON THE TACKLE.
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I, ANGUS BETHUNE,
HAD CAUSED A FUMBLE.
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THE BALL--MY BALL--
SOARED THROUGH THE AIR,
FREE LIKE AN EAGLE,
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AND THEN...IT LANDED
IN RICK SANFORD'S HANDS.
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GO! GO, RICK! GO!
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GO, GO, GO, RICK! GO!
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[CROWD CHANTING,
"GO, RICK! GO!"]
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[MOANS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[OVER P.A.]
TOUCHDOWN, HUSKIES!
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YEAH!
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Angus, voice-over:
I HAD CAUSED THE FUMBLE
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THAT WON US THE GAME.
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I WAS SURE, ANY MINUTE NOW,
THEY WOULD COME RUNNING
TOWARD ME, CHEERING,
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"ANGUS! ANGUS!"
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Students:
RICK! RICK! RICK!
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RICK! RICK!
RICK! RICK!
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GREAT JOB, RICK!
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RICK! RICK! RICK!
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OHH.
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YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT!
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NICE!
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Coach: YOU GUYS, I TOLD
YOU YOU COULD DO IT.
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Angus, voice-over: SO THERE
HE WAS, WITH MY VICTORY.
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AND JUST ONCE I WANTED
TO KNOW WHAT IT WOULD FEEL
LIKE TO BE LIKE HIM--
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ON TOP OF THE WORLD,
JUST FOR ONE MOMENT.
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* WOULD YOU TALK TO ME
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* HONESTLY?
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* 'CAUSE I NEVER HEARD
A WORD YOU SAID, NOW *
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* AND I AIN'T JUST BEIN' MEAN
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* 'CAUSE ALL WE ARE
IS WHAT WE'RE TOLD *
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* AND MOST OF THAT'S
BEEN LIES *
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* IT'S LIKE
A MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE *
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* AND I JUST BLEW
MY LINE... *
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I'M TRYING TO PROVE
THAT IF YOU PUT A SMALL,
ABNORMAL ELEMENT...
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IN A LARGE,
HOMOGENEOUS SYSTEM,
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THE SYSTEM WILL REJECT
THE DEVIATION...
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RATHER THAN MUTATE,
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USUALLY CAUSING A POWERFUL
EXOTHERMIC REACTION.
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OOH!
[BELL RINGING]
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Teacher:
EXCELLENT, ANGUS.
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Boy: FINALLY.
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THANK YOU.
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SEE YOU
AFTER PRACTICE.
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Rick: YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.
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WOW.
GOOD POOF, ANGUS.
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HA HA!
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Short boy:
GREAT WORK, EINSTEIN.
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Teacher: RICK, GREAT
TOUCHDOWN YESTERDAY.
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THANKS.
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DID YOU SEE
MY BLOCK?
YES.
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YOU SCORED.
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ANGUS, THE PRINCIPAL
WANTS TO SEE YOU.
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[SNIFFING]
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[YAWNS]
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WELL...
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YOUR APPLICATION
TO JEFFERSON...
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HAS BEEN ACCEPTED,
ANGUS.
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JEFFERSON IS
THE BEST MAGNET SCHOOL
IN THE DISTRICT.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DO
A SCIENCE PROJECT.
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IT'S ALL IN THE LETTER.
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IT'S A WONDERFUL
OPPORTUNITY, ANGUS.
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OF COURSE,
IF YOU DON'T GO,
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I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
LOSING OUR BEST J.V. TACKLE.
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ANGUS?
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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[GROANING]
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Angus, voice-over:
MY MOM THINKS I'M PERFECT.
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BUT THAT'S COMING FROM
SOMEONE WHO DRIVES A TRUCK...
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AND WHOSE CB HANDLE
IS "BRUISER."
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DON'T OVERREACT,
BUT I GOT MY INTERVIEW
FOR JEFFERSON.
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YOU'RE IN!
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JUST AN INTERVIEW.
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YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
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I'M TELLING YOU.
OH, YOU'RE IN!
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YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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I'M GONNA TELL
MY FATHER!
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I CAN'T BREATHE!
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I DON'T OVERREACT.
MOM.
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HEY, I GET IT, OK?
IT'S JUST AN INTERVIEW.
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YOU MIGHT NOT GET IN.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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YOU GET IN, YOU DON'T
GET IN. YOU THINK I CARE?
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[BELL DINGS]
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GO CALL YOUR GRANDFATHER.
TIME FOR DINNER.
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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Angus, voice-over:
MY GRANDFATHER--
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HE WAS AS SMART
AS THEY COME...
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WHEN HE WAS AWAKE.
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[NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD]
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[TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"]
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I'M AWAKE, DAMN IT!
AHEM!
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[CHUCKLES]
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POTATOES.
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EASY ON THE SALT, DAD.
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MM-HMM.
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YOU KNOW, ANGUS GOT
HIS INTERVIEW FOR JEFFERSON.
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YOU KNOW,
AUNT RUTHIE R.S.V.P.'d.
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Mom: OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
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00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,419
I TALKED TO THE CATERERS,
AND I THINK
THE BEST WAY TO GO...
235
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:43,256
IS TO HAVE
TWO BUFFET TABLES--
ONE HOT AND ONE COLD.
236
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,625
YOU KNOW,
BARRY'S COMING TOO.
237
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,428
UNCLE BARRY R.S.V.P.'d?
238
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,063
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
HE R.S.V.P.'d!
239
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:53,233
IS HE BRINGING WEDNESDAY
AND PUGSLEY?
240
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,567
HE'S BRINGING
THE WHOLE CLAN.
241
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,104
I GUESS THEY CAN STAY
IN ANGUS' ROOM.
242
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,571
SHARE MY ROOM? GET REAL!
243
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,540
NO. YOU'LL STAY
IN YOUR GRANDPA'S ROOM.
244
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,110
I'M NOT SLEEPING
WITH HIM.
245
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,146
HE SNORES,
BIG NOSE HAIR SNORES!
246
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,215
HE GRINDS HIS TEETH
IN HIS SLEEP.
247
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,550
Angus: AT LEAST
THESE ARE REALLY MY TEETH.
248
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,985
THESE ARE MY TEETH.
249
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,287
I GUESS.
YOU PAID FOR 'EM.
250
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:18,926
Mom: YOU KNOW, DAD,
APRIL'S INSISTING
ON PICKING THE BAND.
251
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,194
WELL, IT'S
HER WEDDING, TOO.
252
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,562
IT'S A POLKA BAND.
253
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,232
Angus: MOM, DON'T START.
254
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,467
LOOK, THIS IS
HARD ENOUGH TO GET TOGETHER
255
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,136
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
256
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,304
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO
GET MARRIED ANYWAY?
257
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,440
SHE'S 30 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN HIM.
258
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,976
WHY DON'T THEY JUST
LIVE TOGETHER?
259
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,344
WHY IS SHE
TALKING TO ME
260
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,979
LIKE I'M NOT
IN THE ROOM?
261
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,914
WHY IS SHE TALKING TO ME
LIKE I'M AN ADULT?
262
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,682
WHO GETS MARRIED AT 72?
263
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,985
I AM 71.
264
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,620
Mom: IT'S NOT NORMAL.
SHE'S NOT NORMAL.
265
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,422
THE WHOLE IDEA'S RIDICULOUS,
266
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,657
BUT I'M JUST SUPPOSED
TO GO ALONG WITH EVERYTHING.
267
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,459
MOM.
268
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,261
WHAT?
269
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,562
HE'S ASLEEP.
270
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,336
DAD.
271
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,008
IS SHE GONE?
272
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,676
YEAH, SHE'S GONE.
273
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,412
GRANDPA?
274
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,349
HMM?
YOU'RE 73.
275
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,618
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK]
276
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,359
* WE WERE WALKING IN,
WALKING IN TWO WORLDS *
277
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,229
* IN THE GARDENS
OF SUNLIGHT, HOME... *
278
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,198
[SNORTS]
279
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,700
[INHALING]
280
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,970
I'M SWALLOWING SNOT!
281
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,111
YOU KNOW,
IT DOESN'T TASTE THAT GROSS.
282
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,384
WHY DO I SWEAT SO MUCH?
283
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,552
WHAT?!
284
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,221
WHY DO I SWEAT SO MUCH?
285
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,456
SHH! I WANNA HEAR
WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING.
286
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,125
EVERY TIME THEY
PLAY GREEN DAY,
287
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,227
THE FIRST CALLER
GETS FREE TICKETS
TO THEIR CONCERT!
288
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,694
[GIRL LAUGHS]
289
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,031
Boy: HEY, ANY ROOM OVER
HERE? MAYBE ON YOUR LAP?
290
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,200
HI! I'M GREAT.
COME ON.
291
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,241
WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN TALKING ABOUT?
292
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,642
UH...
GEOMETRY.
293
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,510
[CONVERSATION CONTINUES,
INDISTINCT]
294
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,617
YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO
TO JEFFERSON--NERD HIGH--
295
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,286
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
BECOME A MONK.
296
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,021
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
297
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,123
YOU BECOME A SCIENCE GEEK.
298
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,591
NO WAY YOU'RE
GONNA GET BABES.
299
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,426
GIRLS DON'T WANT BRAINS.
300
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,495
THEY WANT GUYS
WHO ARE DANGEROUS,
301
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,365
HAVE TATTOOS,
PLAY THE GUITAR.
302
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,667
STICK WITH ME.
I KNOW THESE THINGS.
303
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,437
YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION.
304
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,074
YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING
PLAYING THE ACCORDION.
305
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,441
YOU'RE GOOD AT IT.
306
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,610
YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING
EATING FOOD.
307
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,112
YOU'RE GREAT AT IT.
308
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,081
YOU'RE SHORT.
YOU'RE FAT.
309
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,515
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
310
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,119
YOU'RE...FAT!
311
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,587
BUDS!
BUDS!
312
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,289
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
FOR THE WINTER BALL DANCE.
313
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,690
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
314
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,458
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
FOR THE DANCE.
315
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,627
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
316
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,296
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
FOR THE WINTER BALL DANCE.
317
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,232
KING AND QUEEN.
REMEMBER, YOUR VOTE COUNTS.
318
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,638
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE...
319
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,807
OW! HUBBA-HUBBA.
320
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,209
DON'T FORGET
TO VOTE.
321
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,347
YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY?
322
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,150
IF WE WENT
TO THE DANCE.
323
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,784
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
324
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,154
WATCH EVERYONE SPAZ OUT
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
325
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,555
LOOK AT ALL THE DILDOS
STANDING AROUND,
326
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,157
PRETENDING TO WANT
TO BE THERE.
327
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,160
TROY,
WE ARE THOSE DILDOS.
328
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,163
IT'S JUST FOR KICKS.
329
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,665
YOUR MOM'S MAKING YOU
GO TO THE DANCE.
330
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,500
WHY DID YOU TELL HER
ABOUT IT?
331
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,803
I DON'T TELL HER
EVERYTHING.
332
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,339
GREEN DAY! PHONE!
333
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,674
HEY!
SHIT.
334
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,643
FAGGOT PINHEAD,
YOU BETTER WATCH IT.
335
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,680
HEY, LAY OFF, MAN.
336
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,783
THANKS FOR THE TACKLE,
BUFFOON--BETHUNE.
337
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,986
IGNORE HIM, ANGUS.
HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
338
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,824
ANGUS!
339
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,195
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?
340
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,531
YOU GOT A TEMPER?
341
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,832
SAVE IT FOR
THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
342
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,469
BUT HE--
SAVE IT, ANGUS.
343
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,604
IF YOU WANT
OUT OF HERE,
344
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,439
I CAN ARRANGE IT
RIGHT NOW.
345
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,640
IF YOU WANT
INTO JEFFERSON,
YOU'RE
346
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,376
GOING TO HAVE
TO DO BETTER
THAN THIS.
347
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,578
ONE SUSPENSION,
YOU'LL LOSE
YOUR SHOT.
348
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,380
AND I WILL
SUSPEND YOU,
ANGUS.
349
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,384
[BELL RINGS]
350
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,219
Principal: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S CLEAR OUT.
351
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,189
COME ON. COME ON. NOTHING
TO LOOK AT. LET'S GO.
352
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,272
WHAT'S WITH
THE SAD PUPPY LOOK?
353
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,941
MELISSA MOVE AWAY
OR SOMETHING?
354
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,244
TALK TO HER. HUH?
355
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,347
JUST ONCE BEFORE I DIE.
WILL YOU DO THAT, PLEASE?
356
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,882
GRANDPA,
SHE'S POPULAR.
357
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,584
YOU'RE NOT?
358
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,186
I'M A BABE MAGNET.
359
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,521
[LAUGHS]
360
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,389
IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
361
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,827
GRANDPA,
EVERYONE WILL
THINK I'M A JERK.
362
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,330
ANGUS, REMEMBER
THESE WORDS...
363
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,199
AND ALWAYS LIVE BY THEM--
364
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,901
"SCREW 'EM!" WHO
CARES WHAT ANYBODY THINKS?
365
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,338
I DO.
366
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,240
MOVE!
367
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,279
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK
TO A GIRL? I KNOW!
368
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,482
WASN'T EASY FOR ME
TO ASK APRIL OUT.
YOU KNOW WHY I DID IT?
369
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,484
'CAUSE YOU'RE
OLD AND SENILE?
370
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,619
'CAUSE I SAID, "SCREW 'EM."
371
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,221
ANY MINUTE NOW,
YOU'RE GONNA
START DROOLING.
372
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,456
I WENT AHEAD AND ASKED HER.
373
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,291
I'M NOT GOING TO BE
YOUR DROOL WIPER.
374
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,792
I DIDN'T CARE
WHAT ANYBODY THOUGHT.
375
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,462
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT ANYBODY
THINKS ANYWAY.
376
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,863
YOUR MIND IS SHOT.
377
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,503
GRANDPA, YOU DON'T TALK
TO MELISSA LEFEVRE
378
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,339
WHEN YOU'RE THE FAT KID
WHO'S GOOD AT SCIENCE.
379
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,941
YOU'RE NOT THE FAT KID
WHO'S GOOD AT FOOTBALL?
380
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,944
ANGUS, YOU'RE NOT FAT.
381
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,314
YOU COME FROM BIG PEOPLE.
MY FATHER WAS BIG.
382
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,816
YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
SHE WAS BIG.
383
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,253
YOU'RE NORMAL
FOR WHERE YOU COME FROM.
384
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,454
I'M NOT NORMAL.
385
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,490
WELL, I'M BIG. I'M NORMAL.
386
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,858
YOU'RE DEFINITELY
NOT NORMAL.
387
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,795
YOU'RE AT AN IRRITATING AGE.
388
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,463
SO ARE YOU.
389
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,235
IT'S TIME
TO TAKE YOUR PILL.
390
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,045
FINALLY!
391
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,681
* KUNG FU,
DO WHAT YOU DO TO ME *
392
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,385
* I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME
SINCE MY TEENAGE
LOBOTOMY... *
393
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,521
THEY SENT OUT
SCHOOL SPIRIT
DAY FLIERS.
394
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,323
WHY AREN'T YOU
WEARING BLUE?
395
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,691
WHO READS THOSE THINGS?
396
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,661
OBVIOUSLY
EVERYONE BUT YOU.
397
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,298
MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP,
NO ONE WILL NOTICE.
398
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,900
* COME ON, JACKIE CHAN,
OH-OH-OH-OH... *
399
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,039
[CHEERING]
400
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,912
I AM A RECYCLING BIN.
401
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,415
I NEED LOVE.
402
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,883
YEAH!
WHOO!
403
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,553
I NEED TRASH.
YEAH!
404
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:30,657
IF EVERYBODY WOULD JUST
GIVE ME THEIR PAPER CUPS
AND PLATES,
405
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,025
NOT ONLY WILL WE HAVE
A CLEANER DANCE FLOOR...
406
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,428
I'M GETTING
A BONER.
407
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,730
BUT AN ECOLOGICAL ONE. TOO.
408
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,433
AND I'LL BE HAPPY.
409
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,301
[CHEERING]
410
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,905
Principal:
THANK YOU.
411
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,841
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
412
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,611
I SEE THAT THE TIME
HAS COME TO ANNOUNCE
413
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,912
WHO YOU'VE
ELECTED...
414
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,414
AS YOUR KING
AND QUEEN
415
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,949
FOR YOUR
FRESHMAN WINTER
BALL THIS YEAR.
416
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,586
I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE KING
OF THE WINTER BALL
IS THIS YEAR, DON'T WE?
417
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,920
HEY, IT'S NOT
IN THE BAG,
418
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,423
BUT I THINK
I GOT THE VOTES
I WANTED.
419
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,425
AND TO DO THAT,
420
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,528
HERE IS YOUR FRESHMAN
CLASS PRESIDENT,
RICK SANFORD!
421
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,630
[CHEERING]
422
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,033
WHOO!
423
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,906
HA HA HA!
424
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,941
THANK YOU,
PRINCIPAL METCALF.
425
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,777
THE THEME FOR
THIS YEAR'S FRESHMAN
WINTER BALL
426
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,878
IS COURAGE.
427
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,080
WE'RE GOING
TO NEED COURAGE
428
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,949
TO FACE
NEW CHALLENGES,
429
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,751
NEW PEOPLE,
OUR FUTURE.
430
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,387
LET'S MAKE IT
A MEMORY
431
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,588
NONE OF US
WILL EVER FORGET.
432
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:36,856
[APPLAUSE]
433
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,057
[MOCK RETCHING]
434
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,027
AND NOW...
435
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,963
I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THIS YEAR'S FRESHMAN
WINTER BALL QUEEN...
436
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,765
WILL BE...
437
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:49,969
MELISSA LEFEVRE.
438
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,871
[CHEERING]
439
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,806
OH, MY GOD.
440
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,976
OW! OW!
441
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,911
SORRY.
442
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,514
Rick: COME ON UP.
WILL MELISSA COME
TO THE STAGE, PLEASE?
443
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,682
COME ON.
444
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,497
AND NOW YOUR VICE-PRESIDENT,
JODY COLE, WILL ANNOUNCE...
445
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,666
WHO THIS YEAR'S
WINTER BALL KING WILL BE.
446
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,100
[CHEERING]
447
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,837
OW!
JODY!
448
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:25,838
WHOO!
OKEY-DOKEY.
449
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,073
HERE YOU GO.
450
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:32,011
OK... UM...
451
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:36,883
OK. AND THIS YEAR'S
WINTER BALL KING IS...
452
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,854
Both: NOT RICK! NOT RICK!
NOT RICK! NOT RICK!
453
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,856
UH--
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
454
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,859
UH--ANGUS BETHUNE?
455
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,094
Both: ALL RIGHT!
456
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,168
HOLY SHIT!
457
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,138
[WHEEZING LAUGH]
458
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,640
[JODY LAUGHS WEAKLY]
459
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,476
Jody: WOULD ANGUS BETHUNE
460
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,812
PLEASE COME UP
TO THE STAGE?
461
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,780
PLEASE?
462
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,153
[FIRE ALARM]
463
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:20,893
Principal: SINGLE FILE.
BE ORDERLY, NOW. ORDERLY.
464
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,696
SINGLE FILE.
NO MORE THROWING, ALL RIGHT...
465
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,064
[RINGING CONTINUES]
466
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:28,067
EXIT IN AN ORDERLY
FASHION! NO THROWING.
467
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,869
Girl: WHAT A JOKE.
468
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:34,574
ORDERLY FASHION. AH!
WATCH THAT OVER THERE.
469
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,009
NO THROWING! NO THROWING.
I GOT YOUR NAMES.
470
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,119
Angus, voice-over: OK,
IT WAS A JOKE. I KNEW THAT.
471
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,221
AND A HELL OF A GOOD ONE, TOO.
472
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,957
BUT LIKE MY GRANDFATHER SAYS,
473
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,159
"LAUGH WITH 'EM, AND THEY
CAN'T LAUGH AT YOU."
474
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,236
THANKS.
475
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,872
YOU'RE WELCOME.
476
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,911
BUDS.
BUDS.
477
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,580
I'M NOT GOING.
478
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,947
WHY NOT?
479
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,249
WHY NOT? WHY NOT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY NOT?
480
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,786
I MEAN WHY NOT?
481
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,789
COME ON. YOU GET
TO DANCE WITH
MELISSA LEFEVRE.
482
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,725
I'D SELL
BODY PARTS FOR
A CHANCE LIKE THAT.
483
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:30,963
TROY, MELISSA LEFEVRE'S
PROBABLY SOMEWHERE PUKING
HER GUTS OUT RIGHT NOW.
484
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,164
ANGUS.
485
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,900
I'M NOT GOING.
486
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:34,967
ANGUS.
487
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,202
I'M NOT GOING!
488
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,570
MELISSA.
489
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,816
Angus, voice-over:
IN ALL THE YEARS I'D
KNOWN MELISSA LEFEVRE,
490
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,084
I'D NEVER ACTUALLY
SPOKEN TO HER...
491
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,221
"LATE FOR CLASS?" NO.
492
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,226
"HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?"
493
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,797
"HEY, MELISSA, RIGHT?" DUH!
OF COURSE SHE'S MELISSA!
494
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,645
AND AT THAT MOMENT
495
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,947
I REALIZED
I PROBABLY NEVER WOULD.
496
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,689
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
497
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,693
* I'M INFLAMED WITH DESIRE, AND
IT'S SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE *
498
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:38,197
* SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT,
BUT SHE'LL SOON BE MINE *
499
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:43,202
* IT'S JUST
A QUESTION OF TIME *
500
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,204
* RUBELLA
501
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:50,877
* I'M INSANELY OBSESSED,
AND I SIMPLY WILL NOT REST *
502
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:55,748
* SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET,
BUT SHE'S THE ONE *
503
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,183
Angus, voice-over:
I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER
504
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,218
WHAT MELISSA LEFEVRE
WAS THINKING.
505
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,721
SHE'D BE AT THE DANCE
WITH RICK, OF COURSE,
506
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:04,891
SO HER "WINTER NIGHTMARE
ON ELM STREET" WOULD LAST
BUT A FEW MINUTES AT MOST.
507
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,060
SHE'D PROBABLY TELL HERSELF,
"IT'S LIKE A TRIP
TO THE DENTIST.
508
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,730
"NO MATTER HOW BADLY
HE'S GONNA HURT ME,
509
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,832
NO MATTER HOW MANY
BARE NERVES HE DRILLS,
510
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,734
"IN AN HOUR
I'LL BE OUT OF THERE,
511
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,736
AND I'LL STILL BE ALIVE."
512
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:20,873
OF COURSE, MELISSA
HADN'T SEEN ME DANCE.
513
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:24,343
Troy: WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,
YOU HAVE TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF.
514
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,082
MOTIVATION.
515
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,989
LITTLE STOMACH MUSCLES
ABOVE THE BELLY BUTTON.
516
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,258
TINY BLONDE HAIRS...
517
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,360
ON LONG...
518
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:45,464
ATHLETIC...THIGHS.
519
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,334
SHE DOES HAVE
GREAT LITTLE
STOMACH MUSCLES.
520
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,039
HOW AM I GONNA
PULL THIS OFF?
521
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,107
WE'RE GONNA TURN YOU...
522
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,409
FROM A LARGE,
PATHETIC VIRGIN...
523
00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:01,213
INTO A LARGE, PATHETIC
VIRGIN WITH A NEW LOOK!
524
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,185
WE'LL EXPERIMENT.
525
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,088
[SNORING]
526
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,974
[NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD]
527
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:31,811
[TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"]
528
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:32,812
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES]
529
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,381
I WAS AWAKE,
DAMN IT!
530
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,921
IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL.
531
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,355
WHERE'S MY VEST?
532
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,193
[COUGHING]
533
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,299
I HAVE TO GO
TO THIS DANCE AT SCHOOL.
534
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,434
I'M THE WINTER BALL KING.
535
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,036
THAT'S GOOD.
536
00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,239
FOR A LAUGH. IT WAS A JOKE.
537
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:04,210
THIS HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THAT...
538
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,378
QUARTERBACK?
539
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,414
I SHOULD'VE
BROKEN HIS NOSE.
540
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,416
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
BEATIN' EVERYBODY UP
541
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,018
JUST 'CAUSE
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.
542
00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,452
USE WHAT YOU HAVE
IN HERE.
543
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:17,556
YOU HAVE A BIG
HEART, ANGUS.
544
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,226
I HAVE A FAT HEART,
GRANDPA.
545
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,094
I CAN'T DANCE.
546
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:28,400
I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT THE IRISH SWOON?
547
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,370
THE IRISH SWOON
IS AN OLD FAMILY SECRET.
548
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,872
YOU'RE ON
THE DANCE FLOOR, SEE?
549
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:36,042
YOU CRADLE YOUR GIRL
IN YOUR ARMS.
550
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,476
CRUSH HER RIBS.
551
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,577
AND THEN...
552
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,880
YOU SWEEP HER BACK.
553
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,882
AND SNAP HER NECK.
554
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,885
THEN YOU KISS HER.
555
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:48,387
YEAH. AND THEN SHE'S
TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE
556
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,156
AND GOES ON A SHOOTING SPREE,
557
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,523
KILLING LARGE PEOPLE.
558
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,126
ANGUS, SHUT UP.
559
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,832
[HORN HONKING]
560
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,469
NOW, THE KEY TO
THE IRISH SWOON...
561
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,537
IS TO DO IT IN
ONE SMOOTH MOTION
562
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,974
BEFORE SHE GETS A CHANCE
TO REALIZE WHAT HIT HER.
563
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,976
THAT'S HOW
I NABBED APRIL.
564
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,377
[HONKS HORN]
565
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,412
GRANDPA, I WILL NEVER, EVER,
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE...
566
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:17,416
GET A CHANCE TO KISS
MELISSA LEFEVRE'S DOG,
LET ALONE MELISSA.
567
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,485
WHY THE HELL NOT?
568
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,020
BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL,
I CAN'T TOUCH HER.
569
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,354
WHY THE HELL NOT?
HI, TROY.
570
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,356
SWEAT! HI, TROY.
HEY.
571
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,557
EVERYBODY SWEATS.
572
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,059
NOT LIKE ME.
573
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,928
I DON'T SWEAT, I RAIN.
574
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,930
THAT'S GROSS!
575
00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:34,000
YOU THINK
SOMETHING'S GROSS?
576
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:38,104
YOU WANT GROSS?
TOUCH ANGUS' HEAD.
577
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,271
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
578
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,874
YOUR HAIR LOOKS
RIDICULOUS.
579
00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,943
IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT,
DAMN IT.
580
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:44,944
[CRINKLING]
581
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,378
YEAH.
582
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,352
Grandpa: ANGUS...
583
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,121
THIS IS
MADAME RULENSKA.
584
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:58,024
SHE IS GOING TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO CUT A RUG.
585
00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:06,232
DRIFT WITH THE CURRENT
OF YOUR FEELINGS...
586
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,135
AND MOVE WITH ME.
587
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,604
ARE YOU READY?
GOOD.
588
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:13,973
AND--
589
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,574
Singer: * FIESTA, HA HA!
[RIP]
590
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,144
Rulenska:
MY SCARF!
591
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,478
WHAT?
592
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,981
GET YOUR FOOT
OFF THE SCARF!
WHAT?
593
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,984
GET YOUR FOOT OFF--
594
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:29,121
Singer: * YES, GIRLS
595
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,457
[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]
596
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,624
* ME MIND ON FIRE...
597
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:35,161
ALL RIGHT.
START. 1, 2, 3, UH!
598
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,163
1 AND 2 AND 3, UH!
599
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,598
OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD. YES.
600
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,200
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S BAD.
601
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,335
* ALL AROUND ME
FEELIN' HOT, HOT, HOT... *
602
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,537
[CLANK]
603
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,572
AND--
604
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,140
[CRUNCH]
605
00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,341
* ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
606
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,342
* AIN'T IT SWEET
607
00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,344
ON THE FEET!
608
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:54,680
Grandpa: SCREW 'EM, ANGUS.
JUST DANCE!
609
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,950
YOU'RE DANCIN',
ANGUS.
610
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:58,951
* FEELIN' HOT, HOT, HOT...
611
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,019
YOU'RE DANCIN'!
612
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,120
* OH, LORD...
613
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,023
[SINGER LAUGHS]
614
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,024
OHH!
615
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,530
[MUZAK PLAYING]
616
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,600
Man: IT'S THE BIGGEST SIZE
WE HAVE LEFT IN BLACK.
617
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,203
I WANT BLACK.
618
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,071
Grandpa:
WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?
619
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:23,442
I HAVE ONE
OTHER THING IN HIS SIZE,
BUT IT ISN'T BLACK.
620
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,610
I WANT BLACK!
621
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,214
WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
622
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:32,018
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
623
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,557
[BLOWS]
624
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,728
[SNIFFS]
625
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,230
OHH!
626
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,405
THIS SHOULD FIT.
627
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,607
IT'S PURPLE.
628
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,376
IT'S PLUM.
629
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,377
IT'S CLASSY.
630
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,179
Both: IT'S PLUM.
631
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,248
IT'S YOUR SIZE.
632
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,315
Angus: EVERYONE
WILL BE WEARING BLACK.
633
00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:05,084
Grandpa:
YOU'LL BE DIFFERENT.
634
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,585
THAT'S TRUE.
635
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:10,089
I DON'T WANT
TO BE DIFFERENT.
I WANT NORMAL.
636
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,258
I WANT
SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
637
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,061
I WANT A BLACK TUXEDO.
638
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,429
IT'LL LOOK GREAT ON YOU.
639
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,265
AND AS FOR WHAT ANYBODY
ELSE THINKS,
640
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,767
ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS
AND LIVE BY 'EM:
641
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,603
"SCREW 'EM!"
HE'LL TRY IT ON.
642
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,438
NO, HE WON'T.
643
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,539
PUT IT
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
644
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:28,807
Angus:
PUT IT ON A RACK.
645
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,210
PUT IT ON A DEAD
GUY AND BURY IT.
646
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,280
["RIDE OF
THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING]
647
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,747
[IMITATING WOMAN'S VOICE]
HELLO, BIG BOY.
648
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,783
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
649
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,653
THIS IS WANDA.
650
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,222
WANDA?
651
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,458
MY DAD USED TO HAVE HER
IN HIS WAITING ROOM,
652
00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:50,129
BUT SHE KIND OF
SCARED ALL THE KIDS.
YOU KNOW.
653
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,798
I'LL BET.
654
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,301
AND SHE IS WHAT,
YOUR DATE?
655
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:58,270
ACTUALLY, SHE'S YOURS.
656
00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,439
[ROCK SONG STARTS]
657
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:12,484
* I'M THINKING ABOUT
658
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,654
* ASKING YOU TO BE
659
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,822
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
660
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,457
I'M TAPING THIS.
661
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,159
GET OUT OF HERE.
662
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,228
ANGUS, IT'S WHAT JOCKS DO
663
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,829
SO THEY CAN SEE WHERE
THEY'RE MAKING MISTAKES.
664
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,164
FORGET IT.
665
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:28,134
ANGUS, THE DANCE
IS ON THE 22nd.
666
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,536
YOU'VE GOT
TWO AND A HALF WEEKS, BUD.
667
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:35,207
NO ONE SEES THE
TAPE, AND YOU DON'T
TELL YOUR MOTHER?
668
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,608
I DON'T TELL HER
EVERYTHING.
669
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,514
* AND I'D RATHER
670
00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:46,218
* BE TOO YOUNG
THAN TOO OLD *
671
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,587
LOOK UNDER HER SHIRT.
672
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,858
HEY, SHE'S
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.
673
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,660
OW! HEY, WATCH IT!
674
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:59,331
HEY, A GIRL'S BOD
IS A GIRL'S BOD.
675
00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:02,534
THERE'S MORE TO GIRLS
THAN JUST THEIR BODS, GEEK.
676
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,236
RIGHT. AND YOU GO NUTS
FOR MELISSA
677
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,805
BECAUSE OF HER GRADES?
678
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,708
* LOOK AT
ALL THE THINGS... *
679
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,212
Angus: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, OK?
680
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:15,181
THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT HER.
681
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,385
HER BOD, BUD.
682
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,887
[SCOFFS]
NO, TROY.
683
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,855
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
684
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,692
I GET THE WORST
PAIN IN MY STOMACH
WHENEVER I SEE HER.
685
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,397
YOU GET A BONER
IN YOUR STOMACH?
686
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,764
OW! HEY!
687
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:36,302
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DANCER.
688
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:39,405
HA HA! THANKS.
689
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,739
NOT YOU.
690
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:43,742
[TROY SPEAKING ON VIDEOTAPE]
691
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,311
DO YOU WANT
TO BE ALONE?
692
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,647
[LAUGHING ON RECORDING]
693
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,417
THIS WAS MY IDEA.
694
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,585
[ANGUS ON TAPE]
DO I LOOK STUPID?
695
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,421
CAN I TAKE HER HOME?
696
00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:59,258
[SONG PLAYING ON VIDEOTAPE]
697
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,293
JUST FOR A WEEK.
698
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:02,861
[NEW SONG STARTS]
699
00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,797
* MY FRIEND DROVE OFF
THE OTHER DAY *
700
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,200
* NOW HE'S GONE
AND ALL THEY SAY *
701
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,737
* IS YOU GOT TO LIVE
'CAUSE LIFE GOES ON *
702
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,575
* AND NOW I SEE
I'M MORTAL, TOO *
703
00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,844
* I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE
LIKE YOU *
704
00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:22,581
* GOT TO LIVE IT UP
WHILE LIFE GOES ON *
705
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:27,619
* AND I THINK
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
706
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,621
* THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE
707
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:32,891
* 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
I WANNA LIVE *
708
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,627
* IT'S HOW I GIVE
709
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:38,564
* AND I'M STILL GIVIN'
710
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:44,703
* AND NOW I WONDER
'BOUT MY FRIEND *
711
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,273
* IF HE GAVE
ALL HE COULD GIVE *
712
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:50,709
* 'CAUSE HE LIVED HIS LIFE
LIKE I LIVE MINE *
713
00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:55,447
* IF YOU COULD SEE
INSIDE MY HEAD *
714
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,849
* THEN YOU'D START
TO UNDERSTAND *
715
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,886
* THE THINGS I VALUE
IN MY HEART *
716
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,725
* AND I THINK
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
717
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,660
* THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE...
718
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,962
Man on radio: OK, WE'RE
HERE AT RADIO OWATONNA.
719
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,831
AND WE GOT ANOTHER
WINNER HERE.
720
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,633
TWO TICKETS
AND BACKSTAGE PASSES
721
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,969
FOR THE UPCOMING GREEN DAY
CONCERT FOR RICK SANFORD.
722
00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,506
TELL US HOW YOU WON, RICK.
723
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,674
Rick on radio: HEY, GREAT!
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
WALKIN' BY A PHONE BOOTH...
724
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,711
AND I HEARD THIS SONG COME
OVER THIS GUY'S CAR RADIO,
SO I DECIDED TO CALL.
725
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,978
[COIN DROPS]
726
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:30,682
HEY! I JUST GOT
MY QUARTER BACK!
727
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,983
[CRASH]
728
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,021
[BELL RINGING]
729
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:43,662
OH, HEY, IT'S BIG RED.
WHERE'S THE TUBSTER?
730
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,531
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE HIM ON
THE DANCE FLOOR.
731
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,799
YEAH. WATCH ALL THAT
LARD SHAKIN' AROUND.
732
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,668
[TROY COUGHING]
733
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,305
Short football player:
THIS SHOULD BE COOL.
734
00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:56,608
ANGUS IS GONNA BLOW
YOUR BONEHEAD FACE
OFF THE DANCE FLOOR.
735
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,981
[LAUGHTER]
736
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,554
WHEN ANGUS DANCES
WITH MELISSA,
737
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,822
SHE'S NEVER GONNA LOOK BACK.
738
00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:13,091
ANGUS CAN DANCE?
739
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,560
YEAH.
740
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:17,563
THAT SUCKS.
741
00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,797
Tall football player:
YEAH, REALLY.
742
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,433
WHAT IF HE'S
REALLY GOOD?
743
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,869
I MEAN, ALL YOU
CAN DO IS THAT...
744
00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,105
WHITE THING.
745
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,607
SHUT UP!
746
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,809
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
IF HE CAN REALLY DANCE?
747
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:31,877
I MEAN...
748
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,645
I DON'T KNOW.
749
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,416
LOOK, SOMETHING, OK?
750
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,119
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
751
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,422
LET ME GO! COME ON!
752
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,990
THANKS FOR THE TIP.
753
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,726
Rick: YOU KNOW, UM,
754
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:48,927
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
HANG AROUND THE HALLS
755
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,662
WITHOUT A PASS.
756
00:38:50,696 --> 00:38:52,964
Short football player:
HEY, KEEP THIS
TO YOURSELF, SQUAT.
757
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,065
Tall football player:
YEAH. HEH HEH.
758
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,435
Rick:
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
759
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,437
OK.
760
00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,771
YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER.
761
00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,440
DUDE, YOU COULDN'T HIT
THE SIDE OF A BARN.
762
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,074
Troy: AND, LIKE,
HE CAME DOWN.
AND THEY CAPTURED HIM,
763
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,943
AND THEY, LIKE,
CHAINED HIM UP...
764
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,078
AND THEY CUT OFF
HIS ARMS AND LEGS
SO HE CAN'T GET AWAY.
765
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,780
AND THEY TOOK, LIKE,
THIS METAL ROD
766
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:09,948
AND THEY STICK IT
INTO HIS HEAD.
767
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,617
AND IT, LIKE, SUCKS OUT
HIS BRAINS,
768
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,786
REPLACES IT WITH,
LIKE, THIS GREEN
GLOWING OOZE...
769
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,823
SO IT CAN TAKE
OVER HIS BODY. I MEAN,
IT'S SO COOL...
770
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:28,600
WEDBERG! HIT THE SHOWERS!
771
00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,902
I'VE GOT A NOTE
FROM MY DOCTOR.
772
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:42,748
IT'S UPSIDE DOWN,
WEDBERG.
773
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,115
THIS IS FROM YOUR FATHER.
774
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,517
HE'S A DOCTOR.
775
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,886
HE'S A DENTIST.
776
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:50,121
I HAVE SORE GUMS.
777
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,658
SHOWER!
778
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:55,026
EVERY DAY I GO THROUGH
THIS WITH THIS KID.
779
00:39:57,162 --> 00:40:00,499
HEY, MY SHIRT'S GONE.
780
00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:01,800
YOU'RE A REAL
ASSHOLE, SANFORD.
781
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,101
DID I SAY THAT?
782
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,703
Short football player:
TOUGH GUY.
783
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,672
HEY, IT'S
THE BUTTERBALL KING.
784
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,440
JUST GIVE HIM HIS SHIRT BACK.
785
00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:09,608
TROY.
786
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,443
OH, YOU LOSE
YOUR SHIRT, MAN?
787
00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,479
LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
788
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,447
LISTEN, ANGUS,
I'D LEND YOU MY SHIRT,
789
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,148
BUT I'M AFRAID
IT'S NOT GONNA FIT.
790
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,518
IT MIGHT RIP ON YOU.
791
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:24,022
Troy: THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S
CHEAP, LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
792
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:26,157
WHOO!
OOH.
793
00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:29,895
Troy: HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
794
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,863
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
795
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:37,202
LET ME GO! QUIT IT!
OW! OW! QUIT IT!
796
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,471
OW!
797
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,773
I WANT MY SHIRT BACK.
798
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,109
MAYBE YOU LOST IT.
799
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,178
Troy: DON'T HIT HIM, ANGUS.
YOU'LL GET EXPELLED!
800
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,549
IF HE STILL WANTS
TO GO TO THE DANCE
AFTER ALL THIS,
801
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,650
GOOD FOR HIM.
802
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,251
YOU KNOW, HE WON
FAIR AND SQUARE.
803
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,053
I KNOW YOU SET IT UP!
804
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,689
HEY, IT WAS
A LITTLE JOKE, OK?
805
00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,558
YOU SHOULD BE
THANKING ME.
I MEAN,
806
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,727
THIS IS THE CHANCE
YOU'VE WANTED YOUR
WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT?
807
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,195
NOW IT'S YOURS.
I'M THE ONE GETTING
THE SHAFT THIS TIME.
808
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:08,567
MELISSA'S BITCHIN'
MY EAR OUT 'CAUSE SHE'S
GOT TO DANCE WITH YOU.
809
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,203
HEY, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
NOTHING PERSONAL.
810
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,208
[KNOCKING ON LOCKER DOOR]
811
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,611
Troy: COME ON.
LET ME OUT!
812
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,580
[SNIFFLING]
813
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,249
YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T
SMELL SO BAD IN HERE.
814
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,922
EASY. EASY.
815
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,236
HE TOOK
MY UNDERWEAR, TOO.
816
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,674
SCREW RICK
AND SCREW THE DANCE!
817
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,876
HE'S JUST GONNA DO
SOMETHING TO YOU.
818
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,016
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
819
00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,618
GO TO CLASS
WITHOUT UNDERWEAR.
820
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,719
[ZIPS UP]
821
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:03,989
OH, CAREFUL!
822
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,857
[EXCITED CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
823
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,727
Boy: WHERE IS IT?
824
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,928
Second boy:
RIGHT UP THERE.
825
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:11,229
Third boy: NO WAY!
826
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,230
[GIRL LAUGHING]
827
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,765
Girl: OH, WOW!
828
00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:15,100
ANGUS?
829
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,635
WHAT?
830
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,204
I THINK I KNOW WHAT RICK
DID WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR.
831
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,272
Fourth boy: OH, WOW!
832
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:25,844
Boy: HEY, CHECK IT OUT!
833
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,012
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
834
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,914
YEAH...
835
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,654
DO YOU BELIEVE IT?
836
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:38,156
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
NO.
837
00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:40,992
YOUR UNDERWEAR IS ALMOST
AS BIG AS THE FLAG.
838
00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:45,964
Principal: BUFORD, GET
THAT DOWN FROM THERE.
839
00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,871
ANGUS, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY.
840
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,339
WHAT COULD BE WORSE?
841
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,712
[GASPS]
842
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:08,620
[MUFFLED MOANING]
843
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,864
[GASPS]
844
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:22,668
[RIFF OF "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"
PLAYS ON SOUNDTRACK]
845
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,718
Together: SHE DIDN'T SEE IT!
SHE DIDN'T SEE IT!
846
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,019
SHE DIDN'T SEE IT!
847
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,020
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
YEAH...
848
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,289
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
YES!
849
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,292
Girl: HEY, MELISSA!
850
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,362
[LAUGHTER]
851
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:55,701
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
GETTING A SLICE
OF THE OLD DICK PIE.
852
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:04,009
EVERYONE'S GONE, ANGUS.
CAN WE GO NOW?
853
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,143
[SIGHS]
854
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,378
Angus, voice-over:
I WAS PISSED.
855
00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:11,282
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE
PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
856
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,252
MAYBE NO ONE KNEW
THEY WERE YOURS.
857
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:17,355
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD
YOUR NAME PRINTED ALL OVER
THEM OR ANYTHING.
858
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,896
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT THE ONE
859
00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,765
WHO PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR
ON THE FLAGPOLE.
860
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,099
[LAUGHING]
861
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:30,001
THAT WAS YOUR
UNDERWEAR, ANGUS?
862
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,870
[LAUGHING]
863
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,477
[VEHICLE ENGINE STARTS]
864
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,346
[HORN HONKS]
865
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,884
TROY...
866
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,052
I'M--
867
00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,094
WHATEVER.
868
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,043
WHAT?
869
00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:18,817
Rick: THE DANCE IS COMING UP,
AND WE REALLY WANT TO
PLAY A LITTLE JOKE ON ANGUS,
870
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,451
BUT WE'RE KIND OF STUMPED
ON WHAT IT SHOULD BE.
871
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,321
HOPING MAYBE
YOU COULD HELP US.
872
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:25,991
GIVE ME A BREAK!
873
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,793
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
874
00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:29,394
JUST GIVE US SOMETHING
WE CAN USE TO--
875
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:31,429
TO EMBARRASS HIM
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
876
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,031
FORGET IT!
877
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,234
OW!
878
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:39,237
LOOK, IT'S JUST
FOR FUN, MAN.
879
00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,306
Troy: I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT!
880
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:42,841
OK.
881
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,343
LET'S GO.
882
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,477
Troy: HEY! LET ME GO!
883
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:50,882
LET ME GO! LET ME--HELP!
884
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:51,917
AAH!
885
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,786
OW!
886
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,187
COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO.
887
00:45:56,221 --> 00:46:00,358
[TROY SOBBING]
888
00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:01,827
Rick:
SEE? SEE, TOUGH GUY?
889
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,029
MAN, WHAT THE HELL
IS YOUR PROBLEM?
890
00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,430
LOOK, JUST HELP US
OUT WITH THIS.
891
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:07,098
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
892
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,867
THEN GET SOMETHING,
ALL RIGHT?
893
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,970
THIS IS IMPORTANT,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
894
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,574
UNDERSTAND?
895
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,877
[SPEAKING YIDDISH]
896
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,946
ABSOLUTELY.
897
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,213
WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?
898
00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,382
DID YOU TAKE
YOUR PILL?
899
00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:26,117
INSIDE
COAT POCKET.
900
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:28,887
ANGUS.
901
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,455
WHAT?
902
00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,523
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
903
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:36,194
THIS IS MY LAST DAY
AS A BACHELOR.
I NEED MY PEACE.
904
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:40,231
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
905
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,900
RICK SANFORD.
906
00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:43,234
YOU BREAK THAT KID'S
NOSE AGAIN?
907
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:44,903
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.
908
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:48,406
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN ANOTHER QUARTERBACK
COMES ALONG?
909
00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:50,909
'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS
GONNA BE ANOTHER
QUARTERBACK, ANGUS.
910
00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:54,345
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF HEARING THAT!
PEOPLE SUCK, GRANDPA.
911
00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:56,882
I COULD KNOCK THIS GUY OUT
WITH ONE PUNCH.
912
00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,284
FORGET IT.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
913
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,588
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
914
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,524
Angus: THAT'S WHY I WANTED
TO GO TO JEFFERSON, OK?
915
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,426
BECAUSE NO ONE
WILL KNOW WHO I AM,
916
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:10,461
AND IF NOBODY KNOWS WHO
I AM, I DON'T HAVE
TO BE ANGUS BETHUNE.
917
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,931
I CAN'T GO TO THIS DANCE.
918
00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,866
YOU'RE A COWARD
IF YOU DON'T.
919
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:18,436
I CAN'T DANCE.
I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS.
920
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:21,106
BUT I CAN SMASH
RICK SANFORD'S FACE IN.
921
00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,941
YOU'RE A COWARD
IF YOU DO.
922
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,876
YOU THINK
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
923
00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,978
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
ABOUT APRIL AND ME?
924
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:30,315
SHE'S TOO YOUNG.
I'M TOO OLD. SCREW 'EM!
925
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,550
YOU DON'T SEE ME
PUNCHING ANYBODY OUT.
926
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,485
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A FOOL, GRANDPA,
927
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,588
AND I'M TIRED OF
BEING ONE!
928
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:39,958
I'M A FOOL, HUH?
929
00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:43,461
WELL, APRIL
DOESN'T THINK SO.
930
00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,296
AND I'M GETTING
MARRIED TOMORROW,
931
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,966
AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT THE HELL ANYBODY
SAYS ABOUT IT.
932
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:50,201
I NEED
MY MOMENT, DAMN IT!
933
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,243
[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]
934
00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:18,429
* SITTING BACK
AND DOING NOTHING *
935
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:22,167
* I COULD HATE YOU,
I DON'T THINK I WILL *
936
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,603
* IF YOU EVER
SEE ME ANYWHERE *
937
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:28,339
* AND YOU KNOW ME,
PLEASE WALK AWAY... *
938
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,975
WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?
939
00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:33,111
ANGUS!
MOM?
940
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:36,014
I'M WORKING
ON MY SCIENCE PROJECT.
941
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,984
OH, OK!
YOU'RE NOT
WEARING THIS TIE.
942
00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,518
Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
943
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,521
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
TIE.
IT'S A CLIP-ON!
944
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:46,524
MEG, YOU'RE MAKING
EVERYBODY CRAZY.
945
00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,359
YOU'RE ON ME ALL THE TIME
ABOUT THE WEDDING.
946
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:51,196
YOU'RE ALL OVER ANGUS ABOUT
THIS SCIENCE SCHOOL CRAP!
947
00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:53,364
IT'S NOT CRAP, DAD.
IT'S CRAP!
948
00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,366
IT'S A WONDERFUL
OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM.
949
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,736
IT'S A CHANCE TO EXCEL
AT SOMETHING HE'S
REALLY GREAT AT!
950
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,039
IT'S GOOD FOR ANGUS.
951
00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:02,673
IT'S ALSO
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR
HIM TO GO SOMEPLACE
952
00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:05,010
WHERE HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR
WHO HIS PARENTS ARE.
953
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,377
SCREW WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
954
00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,413
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO PROVE ANYTHING.
955
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,181
NEITHER DOES HE.
956
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:12,050
THIS DANCE THING
IS A PRANK.
957
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,053
I DON'T WANT HIM
HUMILIATED IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
958
00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,687
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
959
00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:19,490
YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE BOY
CREDIT FOR BEING STRONG.
960
00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:21,692
YOU KNOW, EVERY
TIME HE SITS DOWN
IN THE CAFETERIA,
961
00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,228
THE KIDS JUMP UP
AND PRETEND
962
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,295
THEY'RE BEING
THROWN OFF THE BENCH.
963
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,397
THEY CALL HIM
"BIGFOOT."
964
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,399
HE NEVER MENTIONED
THAT TO ME.
965
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,235
HE NEVER TOLD ME EITHER.
966
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,570
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID
WITH HIS UNDERWEAR?
967
00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:36,241
THEY RAN IT UP
THE FLAGPOLE
JUST TO HUMILIATE HIM.
968
00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:39,577
AND HE GETS UP,
AND HE GOES BACK THERE
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
969
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,580
SO DON'T YOU TELL ME
I DON'T KNOW HOW
STRONG MY SON IS.
970
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,115
I KNOW.
971
00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:45,783
AND IF HE WANTS TO GO
TO ANY GOD DAMN SCHOOL
972
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,785
WHERE THE KIDS WON'T
SLAP THEIR BELLIES
973
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,488
EVERY TIME HE WALKS BY,
THEN HE DAMN WELL CAN!
974
00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:55,426
THAT WAS YOU, KID.
975
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,428
THIRD GRADE.
976
00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,697
LOOK HOW YOU TURNED OUT.
977
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,632
[CHUCKLES]
978
00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:12,277
Singer: * DOIN' EVERYTHING
I WANNA DO *
979
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:15,613
* MAYBE SOMEDAY
YOU WOULD BE THERE *
980
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:19,584
* I THOUGHT WE WOULD
ALWAYS GET ALONG *
981
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:23,221
* I LIKE EVERYONE,
THEY ALL HATE ME *
982
00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,691
* FUNNY FACE, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY? *
983
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,395
* FUNNY FACE,
WHY DO I CARE *
984
00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:37,568
* OHH OHH OHH OHH
985
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:45,643
* OHHH OHHH OHH OHH
986
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:48,613
[STIFLED LAUGHING]
987
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,449
IS THIS--
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
988
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:55,520
[POP, AIR ESCAPING]
989
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,323
[LAUGHS]
990
00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,258
IS THIS A FRIEND?
991
00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:05,496
MOM.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI.
992
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,366
HI.
993
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,501
LOOK, ANGUS,
YOUR INTERVIEW
IS ON THE 22nd.
994
00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:12,103
YOU KNOW HOW
SOON THAT IS?
995
00:51:12,137 --> 00:51:15,340
I KNOW WHEN THE 22nd IS,
MOM. TRUST ME.
996
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,508
IT'S THE DAY
OF THE DANCE.
ALL RIGHT.
997
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,177
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN--
998
00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:21,479
MOM--I...
999
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:25,483
FORGET IT.
1000
00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:28,519
THE INTERVIEW IS
AT 3:00.
1001
00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:33,191
YOU'VE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME TO GET READY
FOR THE DANCE.
1002
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:34,492
MOM.
1003
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,770
HAAGEN-DAZS.
1004
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,207
[LAUGHING]
1005
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,875
WHY DON'T YOU BRING
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?
1006
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,867
Angus, voice-over:
SINCE I COULD REMEMBER,
1007
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,404
MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALWAYS
THE BIG KID DOWN THE HALL.
1008
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,239
[HORN HONKING]
1009
00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:22,573
IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN BE
SO COMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE...
1010
00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,575
THAT YOU THINK
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE THERE.
1011
00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:27,578
AND THEN ONE DAY
YOU REALIZE THEY'RE NOT.
1012
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:30,315
Meg: THOSE ARE
THE SHRIMP ROLLS?
1013
00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,583
I THOUGHT
THEY'D BE BIGGER.
1014
00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,386
OH, GOD. ARE THOSE
THE MEATBALLS?
1015
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,488
SHH.
I DIDN'T
ORDER ENOUGH FOOD.
1016
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,458
Man: MEG, THERE
IS ENOUGH FOOD HERE
TO FEED TWO ARMIES.
1017
00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:44,262
ANGUS?
1018
00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,297
ANGUS?
1019
00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,499
ANGUS, UM, COULD YOU
HELP ME FOR A SECOND?
1020
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:58,743
UM, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.
1021
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,846
THE ROSETTE--
WITH OR WITHOUT?
1022
00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,250
E-EITHER WAY.
1023
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:08,286
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SO NERVOUS.
1024
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,621
I SENT A SCHEDULE
FOR GRANDPA'S PILLS.
1025
00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:13,458
OH, I KNOW IT.
12:00 AND 5:00.
1026
00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,893
1:00 AND 4:00.
1027
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:19,630
OH. I'VE GOT IT
ALL WRITTEN DOWN
IN THIS BOOK.
1028
00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,700
ANGUS, I PROMISE
I WON'T FORGET.
REALLY, I PROMISE.
1029
00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:27,972
WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL
MY HUSBAND-TO-BE...
1030
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:30,608
THAT HIS FUTURE WIFE
IS ALMOST READY?
1031
00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:43,454
GRANDPA?
1032
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:45,256
APRIL SAID
SHE'S ALMOST READY.
1033
00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:46,424
GOOD, GOOD.
1034
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,625
[CHUCKLES]
1035
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:50,995
I TELL YOU, I--
I FEEL LIKE A KID.
1036
00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:54,699
HA HA! LOOK AT ME.
I'M NERVOUS.
1037
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,834
LOOK,
I-I'M SWEATING.
1038
00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,336
I GOT A LITTLE SECRET
FOR YOU.
1039
00:53:58,369 --> 00:53:59,504
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1040
00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:01,272
I FEEL LIKE IT'S
MY WEDDING DAY.
1041
00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:02,673
THIS IS YOUR WEDDING
DAY, GRANDPA.
1042
00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:04,409
HOW DOES APRIL LOOK?
1043
00:54:04,442 --> 00:54:06,344
SHE WOULDN'T LET ME
SEE HER WEDDING DRESS.
1044
00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:09,013
I TELL YOU, THAT WOMAN.
1045
00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,848
EVERY TIME
I LOOK AT HER,
1046
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,850
I GET THE WORST PAIN...
1047
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:15,986
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY STOMACH, YOU KNOW?
1048
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,922
IT'S A GREAT FEELING.
1049
00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,857
I KNOW.
1050
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,026
THESE THINGS
ARE SO STUPID.
1051
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,995
YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T
LET ME WEAR A CLIP-ON.
1052
00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,398
NOBODY CAN TELL.
1053
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,002
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.
1054
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,704
AH, I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
1055
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:35,340
I REALLY FEEL BAD.
1056
00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:36,541
IT'S FORGOTTEN.
1057
00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,376
I DIDN'T MEAN
WHAT I SAID.
1058
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:39,977
I'M TELLING YOU,
1059
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,879
I DON'T EVEN
REMEMBER IT. I CAN'T
REMEMBER ANYTHING!
1060
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,681
NOT A GOD DAMN
THING ANYMORE. HUH.
1061
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,960
GRANDPA, I WAS A JERK.
1062
00:54:58,763 --> 00:54:59,797
AND...
1063
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:05,035
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
MARRYING APRIL.
1064
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,804
YOU SHOULD SEE HER.
1065
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:10,475
I THINK SHE REALLY
LOVES YOU A LOT.
1066
00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:11,909
BUT STILL...
1067
00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:15,045
IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS.
1068
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,348
YOU GOT BALLS, GRANDPA.
1069
00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:19,417
MORE THAN ME.
1070
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:25,089
ANGUS, SUPERMAN
ISN'T BRAVE.
1071
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:27,458
DID YOU TAKE YOUR
PILL THIS MORNING?
1072
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:31,028
HA HA.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1073
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:34,532
HE'S SMART, HANDSOME,
1074
00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:38,436
EVEN DECENT,
BUT HE'S NOT BRAVE.
1075
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:41,839
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
1076
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:45,676
SUPERMAN IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
1077
00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:49,847
AND YOU CAN'T BE BRAVE...
1078
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,049
IF YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
1079
00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:54,952
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU
AND YOUR MOTHER,
1080
00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:59,424
PEOPLE WHO ARE...
DIFFERENT...
1081
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:02,827
AND CAN BE CRUSHED,
AND KNOW IT.
1082
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,097
YET THEY KEEP GOIN' ON
OUT THERE EVERY TIME.
1083
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:12,670
I'M NOT BRAVE, GRANDPA.
1084
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:23,814
I'M SO AFRAID OF
GOING TO THIS DANCE.
1085
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:27,652
AND I KNOW EVERYBODY
THINKS I'M STUPID
FOR TRYING,
1086
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,487
EVERYBODY BUT YOU.
1087
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,828
I WISH I COULD
JUST STOP LIKING
MELISSA,
1088
00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,464
BUT I CAN'T.
1089
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,133
BECAUSE...
1090
00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:46,103
NOW IT'S SORT OF
LIKE I HAVE A CHANCE,
1091
00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:49,740
YOU KNOW,
TO BE WITH HER, I MEAN.
1092
00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:52,643
I'M NOT CRAZY.
1093
00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,681
I KNOW SHE'S NOT GONNA
BE STRUCK BLIND...
1094
00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,148
AND ASK ME TO TAKE
HER HOME FROM THE DANCE
1095
00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:00,685
OR ANYTHING.
1096
00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:03,588
BUT IT'S THE ONLY
CHANCE I'LL HAVE.
1097
00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:09,159
AND I GUESS...
1098
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:12,597
I JUST WANT
ONE MOMENT WITH HER.
1099
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:13,998
JUST ONE.
1100
00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:18,002
I JUST WANT MY MOMENT.
1101
00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:51,636
[NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD]
1102
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,571
[TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"]
1103
00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,048
GRANDPA?
1104
00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:12,757
I'M SO GLAD YOU
WERE ABLE TO DO THIS.
1105
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:13,891
IT'S A PLEASURE.
1106
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:15,092
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO DADDY.
1107
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,662
IN THE MORNING,
I MIGHT NOT BE HERE.
1108
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:20,164
[LAUGHING]
1109
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,001
[SOBBING]
1110
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:37,948
[SONG PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK]
1111
00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:41,886
* WILL THE RIVER
CARRY ME ON *
1112
00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:45,756
* LIVIN' RIVER
CARRY ME ON *
1113
00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:49,627
* RIVER, RIVER
CARRY ME ON *
1114
00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:53,330
* TO THE PLACE
WHERE I COME FROM *
1115
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:59,069
* SO DEEP, SO WIDE
1116
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:04,809
* WILL YOU TAKE ME
ON YOUR BACK *
1117
00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,844
* FOR A RIDE
1118
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:13,784
* IF I SHOULD FALL
1119
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,023
* WOULD YOU SWALLOW ME
1120
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,092
* DEEP INSIDE
1121
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:29,867
* RIVER, SHOW ME
HOW TO FLOAT *
1122
00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:37,942
* I FEEL LIKE
I'M SINKING DOWN *
1123
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:45,249
* THOUGHT THAT I COULD
1124
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,218
* GET ALONG
1125
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:52,189
* BUT HERE IN THIS WATER
1126
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:55,259
* MY FEET
WON'T TOUCH THE GROUND *
1127
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:05,636
* GOING AWAY
1128
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:07,705
* AWAY
1129
01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:12,609
* TOWARD THE SEA
1130
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:18,883
* RIVER DEEP
1131
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:26,190
* CAN YOU LIFT UP
AND CARRY ME *
1132
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:29,927
WHAT HAPPENED?
1133
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,932
FELL OFF MY BIKE.
1134
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,334
PRETTY STUPID, HUH?
1135
01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,336
IT'S A BABE MAGNET.
1136
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,341
SO WHEN YOU COMING
BACK TO SCHOOL?
1137
01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:46,043
TOMORROW.
1138
01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:53,918
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THE DANCE.
1139
01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:57,054
I'M NOT GOING
TO THE DANCE, OK?
1140
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,923
OK.
1141
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:03,761
MY INTERVIEW
FOR JEFFERSON'S
ON SATURDAY.
1142
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:07,364
THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
WHO NEEDS IT, RIGHT?
1143
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:09,867
HEY, WE CAN RENT A VIDEO.
1144
01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:12,002
I HEAR CINDY CRAWFORD'S GOT
A NEW BUTT AND THIGH WORKOUT--
1145
01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,337
SHUT UP, TROY!
1146
01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,314
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW IT FEELS!
1147
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:31,488
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS?
1148
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,290
YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH
1149
01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:36,193
WHO WAKES UP
EVERY MORNING WISHING
THEY WERE SOMEONE ELSE?
1150
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,195
TROY, I WANTED
TO GO TO THE DANCE!
1151
01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:39,797
DON'T YOU GET IT?
1152
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,999
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU GOING?
1153
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:43,901
BECAUSE...
1154
01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:47,772
I THINK I HAVE
TO STOP WANTING
THINGS SO MUCH.
1155
01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:16,266
CAN I HELP YOU?
1156
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,308
HI, ANGUS.
1157
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:25,475
HI.
1158
01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:33,550
DO YOU WANNA
COME IN?
1159
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,919
UM...
1160
01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,456
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1161
01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:41,158
WE HAVE FOOD.
1162
01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:44,361
[BEEPING]
1163
01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,230
[BEEPING STOPS]
1164
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,266
IT'S TIME FOR IVAN'S PILL.
1165
01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:56,073
SEE? I DID REMEMBER.
1166
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,381
THIS IS FOR YOU.
1167
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,918
IVAN LEFT IT FOR YOU
AT MY HOUSE.
1168
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,234
[SNIFFLES, LAUGHS]
1169
01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:26,070
IT'S AN AWFUL COLOR,
ISN'T IT?
1170
01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:27,938
IT'S PLUM.
1171
01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:48,058
I LOOK LIKE
MOBY GRAPE.
1172
01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,495
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
1173
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:59,269
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT.
1174
01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,638
I WON'T, MOM.
1175
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,473
AS LONG AS
YOU LET ME GO.
1176
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,512
I CAN DO THIS.
1177
01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,080
I KNOW YOU CAN.
1178
01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:18,155
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1179
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,558
YES, YOU CAN.
NO, I CAN'T.
1180
01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,127
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1181
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,230
MY INTERVIEWER
FROM JEFFERSON'S HERE.
1182
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:33,971
YES, YOUR INTERVIEWER
FROM JEFFERSON,
MR. KESSLER,
1183
01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,973
IS HERE.
1184
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,474
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE AT 3:00,
1185
01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:39,276
BUT TRAFFIC WAS
BUMPER-TO-BUMPER...
1186
01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:42,479
WITH EVERY DROOLING,
MOUTH-BREATHING
BOTTOM-FEEDER...
1187
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:46,250
FROM HERE TO
MINNEAPOLIS GOING TO
THE FOOTBALL GAME.
1188
01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,553
MINDLESS SPORT.
1189
01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,488
IT'S GOING
TO TAKE ME AT LEAST
A FEW HOURS...
1190
01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:55,492
TO ASSESS YOUR
QUALIFICATIONS AND
ANALYZE YOUR WORK.
1191
01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:59,629
I ASSUME YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
1192
01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,466
W-WE ALWAYS
DRESS FOR DINNER.
1193
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:11,008
SO, YOU WANT TO
ATTEND JEFFERSON.
1194
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,376
THAT'S NOT DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND;
1195
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,711
WE HAVE AN
EXCEPTIONAL PROGRAM.
1196
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:18,048
I WENT THERE MYSELF
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
1197
01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:21,018
IT WAS A REWARDING
EXPERIENCE WITH...
1198
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,519
OBVIOUS BENEFITS.
1199
01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:26,023
NOW, IF I COULD SEE
YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT,
1200
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,457
MR. BETHUNE.
1201
01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:32,362
DO YOU HAVE
A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT,
MR. BETHUNE?
1202
01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:36,200
YES. YES, I DO.
1203
01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:39,203
Kessler: MAY I SEE IT?
1204
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,238
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
1205
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,173
IS THIS A JOKE,
MR. BETHUNE?
1206
01:05:43,207 --> 01:05:44,708
NO.
1207
01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:48,145
I'M HOPING TO PROVE THAT
WITHIN EVERY NORMAL SYSTEM...
1208
01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:51,248
THERE EXISTS AN ABERRATION,
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
1209
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,483
THE CHAOS THEORY.
1210
01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:55,185
THE BETHUNE THEORY.
1211
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,687
YOUR HYPOTHESIS?
1212
01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,390
WHEN A SMALL, ABNORMAL
ELEMENT IS FORCED
1213
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,592
INTO A LARGER,
NORMAL SYSTEM,
1214
01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:06,296
THE ELEMENT WILL EITHER
BE REJECTED OR DESTROYED.
1215
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,598
OBVIOUSLY.
1216
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:12,269
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE THAT WAY. IF--
1217
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,703
"IF"?
1218
01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:17,341
IF THE ELEMENT IS BRAVE.
1219
01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,543
Kessler: BRAVE?
1220
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,711
IF THE ELEMENT
CAN HOLD OUT LONG ENOUGH
1221
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:26,783
AND FACE THE TORMENT OF
THE SYSTEM UNTIL THE SYSTEM'S
ENERGY IS DEPLETED,
1222
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,019
IF THE ELEMENT CAN LOOK
THE SYSTEM IN THE EYE AND SAY,
1223
01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:31,155
"I'M STILL HERE, ASSHOLE,"
1224
01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:36,260
THEN THE SYSTEM WILL HAVE
TO CHANGE, ADAPT, MUTATE.
1225
01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:39,096
AND IF THIS HAPPENS,
IT'LL HAVE PROVED
MY FRICKING POINT.
1226
01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:42,232
WHICH IS...WHAT?
1227
01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:49,439
THERE IS NO "NORMAL."
1228
01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,144
ANGUS,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1229
01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:57,681
TO MUTATE.
1230
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,787
[DOOR CLOSES]
1231
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,655
[EXCITED CHATTER]
1232
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,660
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1233
01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:13,563
I'M THE ENTERTAINMENT.
1234
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:23,173
ANGUS, RICK'S GONNA
DO SOMETHING TO YOU.
I KNOW.
1235
01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:25,475
SCREW HIM.
I WANT MY MOMENT.
1236
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,778
AND IF YOU CAN'T
STAND TO WATCH, THEN
DON'T! TAKE OFF!
1237
01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:31,381
TELL YOUR MOM.
GET A LIFE.
1238
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:33,150
SCREW YOU!
1239
01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,818
SCREW YOU!
1240
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,656
WANNA WALK IN
TOGETHER?
YEAH.
1241
01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,658
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1242
01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:56,340
* ...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
1243
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:59,343
* I HAVE NO ONE ELSE
TO BLAME.... *
1244
01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:00,810
ANGUS?
1245
01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:02,512
WHAT?
1246
01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,448
I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
1247
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,449
WHATEVER.
1248
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:07,417
* ENOUGH TO ENOUGH
1249
01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,786
* I HAVE NO ONE ELSE
TO BLAME, I JUST
WANT IT TO BE THE SAME *
1250
01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:13,290
* SHUT UP
AND WE'LL BE FINE *
1251
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,476
NICE TUX.
1252
01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:34,711
IT'S PURPLE.
1253
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:36,380
IT'S PLUM.
1254
01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:39,449
YOU LOOK
LIKE BARNEY.
1255
01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:40,850
OH, HEY, HOW ABOUT
AN HORS D'OEUVRE?
1256
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:42,386
LET'S DO PUNCH.
1257
01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:43,820
OK. COME ON.
1258
01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:45,189
[NEW SONG PLAYING]
1259
01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:47,724
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
I'LL BE HANDING
1260
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,294
THIS LOVELY THING
OVER TO YOU FOR AWHILE.
1261
01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:55,865
GIVE HER A CHANCE
TO MAKE A COMPARISON.
1262
01:08:55,899 --> 01:09:00,437
YOU KNOW, LET HER DECIDE
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT:
QUALITY OR QUANTITY.
1263
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,172
RICK.
1264
01:09:02,206 --> 01:09:04,574
[PRINCIPAL OVER P.A.]
CAN I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?
1265
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:07,844
WILL THE WINTER BALL
KING AND QUEEN PLEASE
COME BEHIND THE STAGE
1266
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,879
TO ARRANGE
FOR YOUR ENTRANCE?
1267
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:13,917
WELL, I GUESS YOU TWO
GUYS ARE ON, HUH?
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
1268
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:19,423
GOOD LUCK, ANGUS.
1269
01:09:19,456 --> 01:09:22,326
Singer:
* WELL, I KNOW I'D BE A FOOL
1270
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,394
* TO GO BACK TO YOU
1271
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:34,438
* AND MANY TIMES,
I'VE TRIED TO RUN AWAY *
1272
01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:37,774
* TOO VULNERABLE
TO EVERY WORD YOU'VE SAID *
1273
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,444
* IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE
1274
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,679
* WHAT YOU DO TO ME
1275
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:43,847
[SPITS]
1276
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:49,619
AW, MAN.
YOU'RE NASTY, MAN.
1277
01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:50,887
IT'S PUNCH.
1278
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,789
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1279
01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:01,498
HERE ARE YOUR
OFFICIAL CROWNS.
1280
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:08,938
NOW, WHEN THE DEEJAY
FINISHES THIS SONG,
I'LL SAY A FEW WORDS.
1281
01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,908
THEN YOU'LL HAVE
YOUR OFFICIAL WALK
DOWN THE STEPS.
1282
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:15,679
THEY'LL PLAY YOUR SONG,
AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL
HAVE YOUR DANCE.
1283
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:20,784
ANGUS, WHY DON'T YOU
PIN THAT ON MELISSA NOW?
1284
01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:33,863
Principal: SETTLE DOWN,
PEOPLE. PLEASE SETTLE DOWN NOW.
1285
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,965
THANK YOU...
1286
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:40,370
I SWEAT WHENEVER
I GET NERVOUS. DON'T YOU?
1287
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,738
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
1288
01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:43,940
YEAH, WELL,
1289
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:45,842
I GUESS IT'S EASIER 'CAUSE
GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO SWEAT.
1290
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,577
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
1291
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:50,847
Principal:
I HAVE A SMALL LECTURE
ON DANCE FLOOR SAFETY.
1292
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,881
[SCATTERED BOOS]
1293
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,750
Principal: NO, NO, REALLY!
1294
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,285
AFTER THAT PRESENTATION
THE OTHER DAY
1295
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,286
WITH THE SENIOR DRAMA CLASS,
I ACTUALLY SLIPPED--
1296
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,454
IT'S JUST--
1297
01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,824
EVERYONE WILL BE
STARING AT US.
1298
01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,659
Principal: ...OUT THERE.
NOT GOOD.
1299
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:07,631
BUT YOU MUST
BE USED TO PEOPLE
STARING AT YOU.
1300
01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:13,903
THE BIG MOMENT--
HERE IS THIS YEAR'S
WINTER BALL...
1301
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,372
KING AND QUEEN!
1302
01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:17,674
LET'S HEAR IT!
HERE THEY ARE!
1303
01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:19,543
[CROWD CHEERING]
1304
01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:31,555
Principal: YOUR CROWNS.
DON'T FORGET YOUR CROWNS.
1305
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:37,627
Boy:
AH, HELL. NICE TUX.
1306
01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:39,696
PLEASE DON'T TRIP.
1307
01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:41,698
DON'T TRIP, MELISSA.
DON'T TRIP, MELISSA.
1308
01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,707
DON'T TRIP, MELISSA.
1309
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,747
[ANGUS ON VIDEOTAPE]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1310
01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,416
[TROY ON VIDEOTAPE]
TAPING THIS.
1311
01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:00,784
[ANGUS ON VIDEOTAPE]
GET OUT OF HERE.
1312
01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,752
ANGUS,
IT'S WHAT JOCKS DO...
1313
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:05,054
SO THEY CAN SEE WHERE
THEY'RE MAKING MISTAKES.
1314
01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:08,425
NO ONE SEES THE
TAPE, AND YOU DON'T
TELL YOUR MOTHER?
1315
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,559
I DON'T
TELL HER EVERYTHING.
1316
01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:10,860
LOOK UNDER HER
SHIRT.
1317
01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:14,030
SHE'S ANATOMICALLY
CORRECT.
1318
01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:17,066
HEY, A GIRL'S BOD
IS A GIRL'S BOD.
1319
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,835
Principal: YOU THERE...
1320
01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:21,605
THERE'S MORE
TO GIRLS THAN JUST
THEIR BODS, GEEK.
1321
01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:23,072
[TROY ON VIDEOTAPE]
RIGHT. AND YOU GO
NUTS FOR MELISSA
1322
01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:25,375
BECAUSE OF HER GRADES?
1323
01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:27,010
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, OK?
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER.
1324
01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,445
IT'S HER BOD, BUD.
1325
01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,414
Principal: TURN IT OFF!
1326
01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:33,082
NO, TROY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
1327
01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:34,784
Principal:
TURN IT OFF! TURN THAT OFF.
1328
01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:36,486
I GET THE WORST PAIN IN MY
STOMACH WHENEVER I SEE HER.
1329
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,088
YOU GET A BONER
IN YOUR STOMACH?
1330
01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:42,058
Girl: ALL RIGHT, ANGUS!
1331
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,760
ANGUS!
1332
01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:44,994
[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
1333
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,530
MELISSA.
1334
01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,798
ALL RIGHT,
ANGUS!
1335
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,066
WHOO!
1336
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:52,802
[APPLAUSE]
1337
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,370
WHOO!
1338
01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,909
ARE YOU GOING
SOMEWHERE, RICK?
1339
01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,011
UH, YEAH. I NEED TO GET
SOME FRESH AIR.
1340
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,114
OH, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
NO IN-OUT PRIVILEGES
AT SCHOOL DANCES.
1341
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,650
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
1342
01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,652
THEY'RE
THE KING AND QUEEN.
1343
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,488
I'M MAKING AN EXCEPTION
FOR THEM.
1344
01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:13,156
[GIRL SNIFFLING]
1345
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:28,672
MELISSA...
1346
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,477
I WAS AN IDIOT.
1347
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,646
I'M SORRY.
1348
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,750
WHAT A JERK!
1349
01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:48,692
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1350
01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:51,995
NOT YOU, HIM.
1351
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:57,066
DO YOU...
1352
01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,036
EVER GET TIRED
OF WHO YOU ARE?
1353
01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,640
DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOU'RE TALKING TO?
1354
01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:12,949
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT ME?
1355
01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:15,218
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
1356
01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:19,556
I'M BULIMIC.
1357
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:25,194
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?
1358
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:27,597
I'M A FAT KID.
1359
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,899
YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.
1360
01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:31,735
IT'S WHEN YOU
EAT TOO MUCH
1361
01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:34,170
AND CHUCK IT UP
SO YOU DON'T TURN
OUT TO LOOK LIKE ME.
1362
01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:36,940
CLOSE ENOUGH.
1363
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:40,109
ACTUALLY, I EVEN
TRIED IT ONCE.
1364
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,946
BUT WHEN I STUCK
MY FINGER DOWN
MY THROAT,
1365
01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:45,715
I WAS STILL
HUNGRY AND I
ALMOST ATE MY ARM.
1366
01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:47,617
[LAUGHS]
1367
01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:52,121
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
I'VE EVER TOLD.
1368
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,958
ANGUS...
1369
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,060
I THINK WE HAVE
TO GO BACK INSIDE.
1370
01:14:57,093 --> 01:15:01,064
THEN I THINK
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I CAN'T DANCE.
1371
01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,801
WE'LL SURVIVE.
1372
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:09,906
I DIDN'T SAY
"I CAN'T DANCE WELL."
I SAID, "I CAN'T DANCE."
1373
01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:12,108
MY LIMBS
ARE LETHAL WEAPONS
1374
01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,810
'CAUSE
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
BADLY HURT
1375
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:15,511
TRYING
TO DANCE WITH ME.
1376
01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:32,128
* EACH AND EVERY DAY
1377
01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:37,133
* EACH AND EVERY
1378
01:15:37,166 --> 01:15:39,168
* EACH AND EVERY...
1379
01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:40,637
[SONG FADES]
1380
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,672
Principal: YOUR WINTER
BALL KING AND QUEEN
1381
01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:45,274
WILL START
THEIR DANCE NOW.
1382
01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:47,577
[NEW SONG PLAYING]
1383
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:53,783
Singer: * I WANNA HOLD
THE HAND INSIDE YOU *
1384
01:15:58,021 --> 01:15:59,823
* I WANNA TAKE
A BREATH LIKE YOU *
1385
01:15:59,856 --> 01:16:02,291
DON'T WORRY.
I PICKED A SLOW SONG.
1386
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,227
WE WON'T HAVE
TO MOVE MUCH.
1387
01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:10,166
* I LOOK TO YOU
AND I SEE NOTHING *
1388
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:12,802
ANGUS, RELAX.
1389
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:21,110
* I LOOK TO YOU
TO SEE THE TRUTH *
1390
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,183
* YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE
1391
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:28,885
* YOU GROW IN SHADOWS...
1392
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:30,754
[GASPS]
1393
01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:31,755
I'M SORRY.
1394
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:34,023
[CHUCKLES]
1395
01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:37,026
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
STOP. TRY THIS.
1396
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,862
LIKE, OK.
1397
01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:43,800
FORWARD, TOUCH, SIDE,
TOGETHER.
1398
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:47,003
BACK, TOUCH,
1399
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:49,005
SIDE, TOGETHER.
1400
01:16:52,909 --> 01:16:56,713
* CLOSE YOUR EYES
WITH WHAT'S NOT THERE *
1401
01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,682
DON'T CONCENTRATE,
ANGUS.
1402
01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:07,290
* FADE INTO YOU
1403
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:16,700
* STRANGE YOU NEVER KNEW
1404
01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:22,706
* FADE
1405
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,940
* INTO YOU
1406
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,142
Go for it, Angus.
1407
01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:34,751
* I THINK IT'S STRANGE
YOU NEVER KNEW *
1408
01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:15,291
[CHEERING]
1409
01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,998
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1410
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,933
[NEW SONG PLAYING]
1411
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:27,837
MELISSA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1412
01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,806
RICK!
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
1413
01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:31,507
LOOK AT THIS GUY! COME
ON! JOKE'S OVER, MAN.
1414
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,309
RICK, LEAVE ME ALONE!
HEY!
1415
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,444
WHAT, YOU GONNA DEFEND HER?
GET A LIFE, BETHUNE!
1416
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:36,479
Melissa: RICK!
RICK, STOP IT!
1417
01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:38,047
I KEEP SAVING HER
FOR YOU.
1418
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,850
STOP!
IT'S TIME I BROKE
YOUR NOSE, ANGUS.
1419
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:44,020
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, ASSHO--
1420
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:47,356
COME ON, MAN.
KEEP--
1421
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,792
WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL,
ANGUS.
1422
01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:50,126
[GROANS]
1423
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,065
GOOD THING
YOU'RE LEAVING.
1424
01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:05,341
I'M STILL HERE, ASSHOLE.
1425
01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:08,544
I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE!
1426
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:12,015
YOU PUSH ME DOWN AND I'LL GET
RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN, AGAIN,
1427
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,483
AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
1428
01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:20,857
I COULD BEAT YOU RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE BETTER THAN YOU, RICK!
1429
01:19:20,890 --> 01:19:22,158
I DON'T WANT TO BE
BETTER THAN ANYBODY!
1430
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,927
I WANNA BE WHO I AM:
1431
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,930
A FAT KID WHO'S
GOOD AT SCIENCE
AND FAIR AT FOOTBALL!
1432
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:31,234
THAT'S WHO I AM!
I CAN LIVE WITH IT.
WHY CAN'T YOU?
1433
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:33,970
BECAUSE IT'S NOT NORMAL!
YOU'RE NOT NORMAL!
1434
01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,171
AND WHO IS? YOU?
1435
01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,873
YOU BET YOUR ASS.
1436
01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:40,209
AND SO WHAT, TO BE NORMAL,
WE ALL HAVE TO BE LIKE YOU?
1437
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:44,347
THERE ARE 400 PEOPLE
IN THIS ROOM THAT ARE
NOTHING LIKE YOU!
1438
01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:48,517
SOME OF THEM ARE FAT;
SOME OF THEM ARE SKINNY;
SOME OF THEM ARE TALL;
1439
01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:50,519
SOME OF THEM ARE SHORT.
1440
01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:53,022
SOME OF THEM HAVE BRACES;
SOME OF THEM HAVE BIRTHMARKS
1441
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:55,524
OR SCARS OR FRIZZY HAIR...
1442
01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:59,062
OR EARS THAT STICK OUT.
1443
01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:02,231
BUT MOST OF THEM PROBABLY
WALK THROUGH THESE HALLS
EVERY DAY...
1444
01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:07,070
NEVER TELLING ANYBODY
THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT THEY
WANT OR NEED OR BELIEVE...
1445
01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:10,439
BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
1446
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,876
HAVE THEM TERRIFIED
OF BEING WHO THEY ARE.
1447
01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:17,446
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE NORMAL,
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THEM?
1448
01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:20,950
SO, WHICH IS IT, RICK?
1449
01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:23,552
ARE YOU NORMAL...
1450
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:26,155
OR ARE YOU JUST
ONE OF US?
1451
01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:29,392
WHATEVER I AM, IT'S
SOMETHING YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA BE.
1452
01:20:32,128 --> 01:20:33,529
THANK GOD.
1453
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,235
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1454
01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:58,454
[NEW SONG PLAYS]
1455
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:01,524
* YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE
TO ME SOFTLY... *
1456
01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:03,292
I WANNA DANCE
ONE MORE.
1457
01:21:03,326 --> 01:21:04,961
OK, I'LL WAIT
OVER BY THE TABLE.
1458
01:21:04,994 --> 01:21:07,530
NO! I WANNA
DANCE IT WITH YOU.
1459
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:10,233
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I CAN'T--
1460
01:21:10,266 --> 01:21:14,137
SCREW 'EM, ANGUS.
JUST DANCE.
1461
01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:16,472
* ON AND ON AND ON
1462
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:22,311
* YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE
TO ME SOFTLY *
1463
01:21:22,345 --> 01:21:26,882
* WHEN I'M FEELIN'
BLUE AND LONELY *
1464
01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,389
* ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS THINK OF YOU *
1465
01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:37,493
* WE HAD JUST ONE NIGHT,
BUT IT LINGERS *
1466
01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:39,162
* ON AND ON AND ON...
1467
01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:41,164
YOU WANNA SPAZ
OUT WITH ME ON
THE DANCE FLOOR?
1468
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,532
AND WATCH
ALL THE DILDOS?
1469
01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:45,901
TROY, WE ARE
THOSE DILDOS.
1470
01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,372
OK!
1471
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:52,141
* "BABY, DON'T YOU CRY"
1472
01:21:52,175 --> 01:21:53,342
* "PUT YOUR ARMS
AROUND ME NOW"... *
1473
01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:58,181
BUDS!
OHH! OHH.
1474
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:05,021
UM--YOU BROKE
HIS NOSE, UM...
1475
01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:08,424
WEDBERG.
TROY WEDBERG.
1476
01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:20,003
* YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE
TO ME SOFTLY *
1477
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,670
ANGUS!
1478
01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,339
WOULD YOU
WALK ME HOME?
1479
01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,213
YOU MEAN TONIGHT,
AFTER THE DANCE?
1480
01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:34,317
* ...STAY WITH ME TONIGHT
1481
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:40,956
* LA LA LA LA LA LA...
1482
01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,348
Angus, voice-over:
THE DANCE ENDED.
1483
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,150
SCHOOL CLOSED
FOR THE HOLIDAY.
1484
01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:17,320
RICK SANFORD GOT SUSPENDED
FOR HIS LITTLE PRANK.
1485
01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:20,489
I GOT INTO JEFFERSON,
BUT I DIDN'T GO.
1486
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,125
I SAID, "SCREW 'EM."
1487
01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:38,341
I FINALLY KNEW
WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO BE
ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
1488
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,509
I HAD HAD MY MOMENT.
1489
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:43,179
AND THEN I HEARD
MY GRANDFATHER'S VOICE
SAY TO ME:
1490
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:47,116
"NOW GO HAVE ANOTHER."
MAYBE I WILL.
1491
01:24:47,150 --> 01:24:51,354
WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE MELISSA LEFEVRE
ACTUALLY LIKES ME.
1492
01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:53,556
ALL I KNOW IS,
1493
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,758
I'M STILL HERE.
1494
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,875
["J.A.R." BY GREEN DAY
PLAYING]
1495
01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:30,426
* MY FRIEND DROVE OFF
THE OTHER DAY *
1496
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,728
* NOW HE'S GONE
AND ALL THEY SAY *
1497
01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:36,365
* IS YOU GOT TO LIVE
'CAUSE LIFE GOES ON *
1498
01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:40,903
* AND NOW I SEE
I'M MORTAL, TOO *
1499
01:25:40,936 --> 01:25:43,472
* I CAN'T LIVE
MY LIFE LIKE YOU *
1500
01:25:43,506 --> 01:25:46,875
* GOT TO LIVE IT UP
WHILE LIFE GOES ON *
1501
01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:52,548
* AND I THINK
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
1502
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,417
* THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE
1503
01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:58,421
* 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
I WANNA LIVE *
1504
01:25:58,454 --> 01:26:00,756
* IT'S HOW I GIVE
1505
01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:03,326
* AND I'M STILL GIVIN'
1506
01:26:07,330 --> 01:26:09,898
* AND NOW I WONDER
'BOUT MY FRIEND *
1507
01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:12,435
* IF HE GAVE
ALL HE COULD GIVE *
1508
01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:15,771
* 'CAUSE HE LIVED HIS LIFE
LIKE I LIVE MINE *
1509
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,609
* IF YOU COULD SEE
INSIDE MY HEAD *
1510
01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:22,911
* THEN YOU'D START
TO UNDERSTAND *
1511
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:26,449
* THE THINGS I VALUE
IN MY HEART *
1512
01:26:28,851 --> 01:26:31,920
* AND I THINK
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
1513
01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:33,689
* THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE
1514
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,460
* 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
I WANNA LIVE *
1515
01:26:37,493 --> 01:26:40,296
* IT'S HOW I GIVE
1516
01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:42,731
* AND I'M STILL GIVIN'
1517
01:26:51,974 --> 01:26:54,643
* YOU KNOW THAT
1518
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:57,380
* WELL, I KNOW THAT
1519
01:26:57,413 --> 01:27:00,916
* YOU'RE WATCHING ME
1520
01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:26,842
* WELL, I THINK
IT'S ALL RIGHT *
1521
01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:28,677
* THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE
1522
01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:32,515
* 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
I WANNA LIVE *
1523
01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:34,983
* IT'S HOW I GIVE
1524
01:27:35,017 --> 01:27:37,520
* I'M STILL GIVIN'
1525
01:27:46,362 --> 01:27:48,697
* GOT TO MAKE A PLAN,
GOT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT *
1526
01:27:48,731 --> 01:27:51,367
* CAN'T RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES
IF YOU WANNA BUILD A LIFE *
1527
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,869
* BUT I DON'T WANNA MAKE
A PLAN FOR A DAY FAR AWAY *
1528
01:27:53,902 --> 01:27:56,305
* WHILE I'M YOUNG
AND WHILE I'M ABLE
ALL I WANNA DO IS-- *
1529
01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,674
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1530
01:28:12,588 --> 01:28:14,423
Troy: ANGUS!
1531
01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:17,025
Kessler:
MR. BETHUNE.
1532
01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:18,927
Meg: ANGUS!
1533
01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:22,064
MR. BETHUNE.
1534
01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,867
Jody: ANGUS...BETHUNE?
1535
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,702
Angus and Troy: ALL RIGHT!
1536
01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:59,495
Troy: ANGUS!
1537
01:29:59,528 --> 01:30:01,564
ANGUS!
1538
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:03,065
ANGUS!
1539
01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:04,066
[DRUMS STOP]
1540
01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:07,135
HOLY SHIT!
99921
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