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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,734 Boy, voice-over: MY MOTHER NAMED ME AFTER MY FATHER. 2 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,770 ANGUS--A COW'S NAME, 3 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:40,774 WHICH DIDN'T HELP MATTERS MUCH BECAUSE I WAS A BIG KID. 4 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,551 MY MOTHER WAS IN LABOR WITH ME FOR TWO DAYS, 5 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,321 BUT IT WAS MY FATHER WHO DIED DURING CHILDBIRTH. 6 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,323 HE HAD A HEART ATTACK WAITING FOR HER TO DELIVER. 7 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,258 BUT THIS WASN'T REALLY MY PROBLEM. 8 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:01,262 IN FACT, I PERCEIVED MY FAMILY SITUATION AS RELATIVELY NORMAL, 9 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:05,166 UNTIL I BEGAN COLLECTING EXPERT FEEDBACK AROUND KINDERGARTEN. 10 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,336 ANGUS BETHUNE IS A FAT KID. 11 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,738 Boy: HE'S SO HUNGRY, HE EATS HIS BOOGERS! 12 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,173 [Kids laughing] 13 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,175 Angus, voice-over: THIS WAS MY PROBLEM: 14 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,476 RICK SANFORD. 15 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:22,316 HEY, ANGUS, WANNA PLAY "PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY"? 16 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,852 YOU CAN BE THE DONKEY. 17 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:28,456 WHOA! 18 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:32,160 WHOA! YOU BROKE HIS NOSE, ANGUS! 19 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:35,596 YOU WANNA SEE IT? FIVE CENTS. 20 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,598 Angus, voice-over: I MET MY BEST FRIEND, TROY WEDBERG, 21 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,567 THE DAY HE CHARGED FIVE CENTS TO SEE-- 22 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,136 MY COUSIN'S PUBIC HAIR! 23 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,904 WHOA! WHOA! 24 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,441 [STALL DOOR OPENS] UH-OH. 25 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:50,844 AHEM. NO WAY. 26 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,447 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR. 27 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,617 GIVE HIM HIS PUBIC HAIR BACK, RICK. 28 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,687 ANGUS. ISN'T ANGUS A COW? 29 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,555 [KIDS GIGGLING] 30 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:04,558 OW! 31 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,560 MOO. 32 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,262 Boy: YOU BROKE HIS NOSE, ANGUS! 33 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,231 Angus, voice-over: I WAS INCREDIBLY QUICK FOR A FAT KID 34 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,566 AND GRADES CAME PRETTY EASY TO ME. THANKS! 35 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,603 BUT I WAS SURE WILLING TO SWAP IT ALL FOR A LITTLE PHYSICAL BEAUTY. 36 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:20,174 [OVER P.A.] * IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU, I'D HATE YOU... * 37 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:23,577 Girl: TAKE IT BACK! I DON'T HAVE HAIRY LEGS! 38 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,778 COME ON! LET GO! 39 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,847 I FELL IN LOVE WITH MELISSA LEFEVRE... 40 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,883 THE DAY SHE THREW ALEX IMMERGLUCH ACROSS TARLO'S ROLLER RINK. 41 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,853 WHOA! [CRASH] 42 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,588 MELISSA LEFEVRE WAS THAT GIRL 43 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,424 THAT JUST MADE YOU ACHE... 44 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,359 BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH OUT OF YOUR REACH 45 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,860 ONLY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD. 46 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,796 ANGUS. ANGUS! 47 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,764 ANGUS! 48 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,671 Angus, voice-over: RICK SANFORD GOT MORE POPULAR. 49 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,406 WANNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL? 50 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,308 YEAH, SURE. 51 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,444 GOOD. YOU CAN BE THE FIELD. 52 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,678 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,248 HA HA. 54 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,683 AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING EVERY TIME I BROKE HIS NOSE. 55 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,918 YOU BROKE HIS NOSE, ANGUS. 56 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,887 Rick: OW! 57 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,322 WHAT'S MELISSA DOING? 58 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,990 Melissa: RICK, ARE YOU OK? 59 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,293 Angus, voice-over: WORSE, HE GOT MELISSA LEFEVRE. 60 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,962 SHE'S MAKING SURE RICK'S OK. 61 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,465 [DRUMS BEATING] 62 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,799 WHAT'S MELISSA DOING? 63 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,235 SHE'S TRYING TO SEE IF RICK'S OK. 64 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,236 ARE YOU OK? 65 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,271 YEAH. I'M FINE. 66 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,639 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS] 67 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,747 I HATE THAT GUY. 68 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,948 A LITTLE BIT... 69 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,584 Angus, voice-over: GOLDEN RICK SANFORD. 70 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:41,322 HE HAD EVERYTHING-- LOOKS, SMARTS, AND MELISSA. 71 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,325 I HAD TROY, AND HE HAD-- 72 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,993 [WHISPERING] JOCK ITCH. 73 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,829 LET'S GO! [WHISTLE BLOWING] 74 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,698 [CROWD CHEERING] 75 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,679 * THERE'S TOO MUCH 76 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,981 * THAT I KEEP 77 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,351 * TO MYSELF 78 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:14,955 * AND I TURN MY BACK ON MY FAITH * 79 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,358 * IT'S LIKE GLASS 80 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:24,532 * WHEN WE BREAK, I WISH NO ONE IN MY PLACE * 81 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,400 * AND I'VE SEEN 82 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:30,804 * YOU DON'T NEED THEIR SEEDS 83 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:35,376 * WHEN THEIR CUT GOES IN DEEP 84 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:40,381 * AND I'M LOST IN SLEEP 85 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:44,718 * I CAN'T STAY IN THIS PLACE * 86 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:51,659 * I CAN'T STAND WHEN THE ROOM TURNS 'ROUND ON MY FATE * 87 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,927 * YOU GIVE NO 88 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,029 * GUARANTEES 89 00:04:56,063 --> 00:05:00,901 * THERE'S NO PROMISE I CAN KEEP * 90 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,903 * I CAN'T STARE 91 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:07,408 * I CAN'T SEE MY WAY 92 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:12,413 * I FEEL BLIND ON MY FEET 93 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:16,817 * I CAN'T STAY TOO LONG 94 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,319 * AM I WRONG? 95 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:31,999 * GOOD-BYE, LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 96 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:36,804 * GOOD-BYE LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 97 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:41,074 * GOOD-BYE LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 98 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:46,814 * GOOD-BYE LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 99 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,682 [CROWD CHEERING] 100 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:59,760 * GOOD-BYE, LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 101 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:04,164 * GOOD-BYE, LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 102 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:08,836 * GOOD-BYE, LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK * 103 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:15,876 * GOOD-BYE LAY THE BLAME ON LUCK... * 104 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,480 BE CAREFUL. 105 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,615 [P.A. ANNOUNCEMENTS] 106 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,491 Angus, voice-over: GROWING UP, 107 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,660 YOU WAIT FOR THAT ONE MOMENT THAT'S TRULY YOURS... 108 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,496 FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN THAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE, MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE, 109 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,631 THE GOOD GUYS CAN WIN. 110 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,099 I WAS STILL WAITING. 111 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,035 Cheerleaders: GO! FIGHT... 112 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,505 COME ON, HUSKIES. LET'S... 113 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,607 Rick: RUN THE PLAY AGAIN. 114 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,842 MIKE, YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU WAIT TILL THE LANE CLEARS OUT... 115 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,512 BEFORE YOU CUT, ALL RIGHT? OR ELSE I GOT NOTHING TO THROW TO. 116 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,846 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. 117 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,183 SPLIT BACK RIGHT. FLAG POST, FLAG ON ONE. READY? 118 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,885 BREAK! BREAK! 119 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,019 WATCH MY ASS. 120 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,988 I'M WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW. 121 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,623 I BET YOU ARE. 122 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,730 [HORN BLOWS] 123 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,632 Angus, voice-over: IT WAS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE 124 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,166 FOR A DEFENSIVE LINEMAN TO SHAKE ME. 125 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,870 I WAS A WALL. 126 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:20,541 Rick: RED, 34. RED, 34. 127 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,709 SET! HUT! 128 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:32,586 Boy: PASS! HE'S GOING LONG! 129 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,193 I GOT IT! AH! 130 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,995 OHH! 131 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,499 DAMN! I'LL TAKE HIM! 132 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,167 Angus, voice-over: IN ADDITION, I WAS EQUIPPED 133 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,936 WITH TRACKING RADAR. 134 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,804 I NEEDED ONLY TO LOCK IN ON A CORNERBACK'S HIPS 135 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,540 TO ZERO IN ON THE TACKLE. 136 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,224 I, ANGUS BETHUNE, HAD CAUSED A FUMBLE. 137 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:15,996 THE BALL--MY BALL-- SOARED THROUGH THE AIR, FREE LIKE AN EAGLE, 138 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:20,200 AND THEN...IT LANDED IN RICK SANFORD'S HANDS. 139 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,970 GO! GO, RICK! GO! 140 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,005 GO, GO, GO, RICK! GO! 141 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:31,879 [CROWD CHANTING, "GO, RICK! GO!"] 142 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:32,980 [MOANS] 143 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,320 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 144 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,022 [OVER P.A.] TOUCHDOWN, HUSKIES! 145 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,624 YEAH! 146 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,658 Angus, voice-over: I HAD CAUSED THE FUMBLE 147 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,660 THAT WON US THE GAME. 148 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,996 I WAS SURE, ANY MINUTE NOW, THEY WOULD COME RUNNING TOWARD ME, CHEERING, 149 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,198 "ANGUS! ANGUS!" 150 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,266 Students: RICK! RICK! RICK! 151 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,935 RICK! RICK! RICK! RICK! 152 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,705 GREAT JOB, RICK! 153 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,674 RICK! RICK! RICK! 154 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,975 OHH. 155 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,645 YEAH! 156 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,646 ALL RIGHT! 157 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,980 NICE! 158 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,149 Coach: YOU GUYS, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT. 159 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,853 Angus, voice-over: SO THERE HE WAS, WITH MY VICTORY. 160 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,289 AND JUST ONCE I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE LIKE HIM-- 161 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,760 ON TOP OF THE WORLD, JUST FOR ONE MOMENT. 162 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,261 * WOULD YOU TALK TO ME 163 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,798 * HONESTLY? 164 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,703 * 'CAUSE I NEVER HEARD A WORD YOU SAID, NOW * 165 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:33,006 * AND I AIN'T JUST BEIN' MEAN 166 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,309 * 'CAUSE ALL WE ARE IS WHAT WE'RE TOLD * 167 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,680 * AND MOST OF THAT'S BEEN LIES * 168 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:43,050 * IT'S LIKE A MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE * 169 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,186 * AND I JUST BLEW MY LINE... * 170 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:50,023 I'M TRYING TO PROVE THAT IF YOU PUT A SMALL, ABNORMAL ELEMENT... 171 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,359 IN A LARGE, HOMOGENEOUS SYSTEM, 172 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,963 THE SYSTEM WILL REJECT THE DEVIATION... 173 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,698 RATHER THAN MUTATE, 174 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:01,702 USUALLY CAUSING A POWERFUL EXOTHERMIC REACTION. 175 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,841 OOH! [BELL RINGING] 176 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,044 Teacher: EXCELLENT, ANGUS. 177 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,980 Boy: FINALLY. 178 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,955 THANK YOU. 179 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,056 SEE YOU AFTER PRACTICE. 180 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,324 Rick: YEAH, SEE YOU LATER. 181 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,730 WOW. GOOD POOF, ANGUS. 182 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,064 HA HA! 183 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,432 Short boy: GREAT WORK, EINSTEIN. 184 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,736 Teacher: RICK, GREAT TOUCHDOWN YESTERDAY. 185 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,738 THANKS. 186 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,373 DID YOU SEE MY BLOCK? YES. 187 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,875 YOU SCORED. 188 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:48,015 ANGUS, THE PRINCIPAL WANTS TO SEE YOU. 189 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,891 [SNIFFING] 190 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,297 [YAWNS] 191 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,005 WELL... 192 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,775 YOUR APPLICATION TO JEFFERSON... 193 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,078 HAS BEEN ACCEPTED, ANGUS. 194 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,414 JEFFERSON IS THE BEST MAGNET SCHOOL IN THE DISTRICT. 195 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,851 YOU'LL HAVE TO DO A SCIENCE PROJECT. 196 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,920 IT'S ALL IN THE LETTER. 197 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:30,023 IT'S A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY, ANGUS. 198 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,796 OF COURSE, IF YOU DON'T GO, 199 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,232 I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING OUR BEST J.V. TACKLE. 200 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,135 ANGUS? 201 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,771 THANK YOU, SIR. 202 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,110 [GROANING] 203 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,045 Angus, voice-over: MY MOM THINKS I'M PERFECT. 204 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,314 BUT THAT'S COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO DRIVES A TRUCK... 205 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,918 AND WHOSE CB HANDLE IS "BRUISER." 206 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,488 DON'T OVERREACT, BUT I GOT MY INTERVIEW FOR JEFFERSON. 207 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,123 YOU'RE IN! 208 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,391 JUST AN INTERVIEW. 209 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,993 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! 210 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,327 I'M TELLING YOU. OH, YOU'RE IN! 211 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,328 YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 212 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,163 I'M GONNA TELL MY FATHER! 213 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,765 I CAN'T BREATHE! 214 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,168 I DON'T OVERREACT. MOM. 215 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,537 HEY, I GET IT, OK? IT'S JUST AN INTERVIEW. 216 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,372 YOU MIGHT NOT GET IN. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 217 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,342 YOU GET IN, YOU DON'T GET IN. YOU THINK I CARE? 218 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,844 [BELL DINGS] 219 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,745 GO CALL YOUR GRANDFATHER. TIME FOR DINNER. 220 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,187 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 221 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,189 Angus, voice-over: MY GRANDFATHER-- 222 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,191 HE WAS AS SMART AS THEY COME... 223 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,893 WHEN HE WAS AWAKE. 224 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,374 [NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD] 225 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,143 [TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"] 226 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,411 I'M AWAKE, DAMN IT! AHEM! 227 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,092 [CHUCKLES] 228 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,396 POTATOES. 229 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,907 EASY ON THE SALT, DAD. 230 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,608 MM-HMM. 231 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,412 YOU KNOW, ANGUS GOT HIS INTERVIEW FOR JEFFERSON. 232 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,514 YOU KNOW, AUNT RUTHIE R.S.V.P.'d. 233 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,583 Mom: OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 234 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,419 I TALKED TO THE CATERERS, AND I THINK THE BEST WAY TO GO... 235 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:43,256 IS TO HAVE TWO BUFFET TABLES-- ONE HOT AND ONE COLD. 236 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,625 YOU KNOW, BARRY'S COMING TOO. 237 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,428 UNCLE BARRY R.S.V.P.'d? 238 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,063 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HE R.S.V.P.'d! 239 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:53,233 IS HE BRINGING WEDNESDAY AND PUGSLEY? 240 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,567 HE'S BRINGING THE WHOLE CLAN. 241 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,104 I GUESS THEY CAN STAY IN ANGUS' ROOM. 242 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,571 SHARE MY ROOM? GET REAL! 243 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,540 NO. YOU'LL STAY IN YOUR GRANDPA'S ROOM. 244 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,110 I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HIM. 245 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,146 HE SNORES, BIG NOSE HAIR SNORES! 246 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,215 HE GRINDS HIS TEETH IN HIS SLEEP. 247 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,550 Angus: AT LEAST THESE ARE REALLY MY TEETH. 248 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,985 THESE ARE MY TEETH. 249 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,287 I GUESS. YOU PAID FOR 'EM. 250 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:18,926 Mom: YOU KNOW, DAD, APRIL'S INSISTING ON PICKING THE BAND. 251 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,194 WELL, IT'S HER WEDDING, TOO. 252 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,562 IT'S A POLKA BAND. 253 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,232 Angus: MOM, DON'T START. 254 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,467 LOOK, THIS IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET TOGETHER 255 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,136 AT THE LAST MINUTE. 256 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,304 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED ANYWAY? 257 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,440 SHE'S 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM. 258 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,976 WHY DON'T THEY JUST LIVE TOGETHER? 259 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,344 WHY IS SHE TALKING TO ME 260 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,979 LIKE I'M NOT IN THE ROOM? 261 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,914 WHY IS SHE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M AN ADULT? 262 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,682 WHO GETS MARRIED AT 72? 263 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,985 I AM 71. 264 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,620 Mom: IT'S NOT NORMAL. SHE'S NOT NORMAL. 265 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,422 THE WHOLE IDEA'S RIDICULOUS, 266 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,657 BUT I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO GO ALONG WITH EVERYTHING. 267 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,459 MOM. 268 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,261 WHAT? 269 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,562 HE'S ASLEEP. 270 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,336 DAD. 271 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,008 IS SHE GONE? 272 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,676 YEAH, SHE'S GONE. 273 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,412 GRANDPA? 274 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,349 HMM? YOU'RE 73. 275 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,618 [MUSIC PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK] 276 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,359 * WE WERE WALKING IN, WALKING IN TWO WORLDS * 277 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,229 * IN THE GARDENS OF SUNLIGHT, HOME... * 278 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,198 [SNORTS] 279 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,700 [INHALING] 280 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,970 I'M SWALLOWING SNOT! 281 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,111 YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T TASTE THAT GROSS. 282 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,384 WHY DO I SWEAT SO MUCH? 283 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,552 WHAT?! 284 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,221 WHY DO I SWEAT SO MUCH? 285 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,456 SHH! I WANNA HEAR WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING. 286 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,125 EVERY TIME THEY PLAY GREEN DAY, 287 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,227 THE FIRST CALLER GETS FREE TICKETS TO THEIR CONCERT! 288 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,694 [GIRL LAUGHS] 289 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,031 Boy: HEY, ANY ROOM OVER HERE? MAYBE ON YOUR LAP? 290 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,200 HI! I'M GREAT. COME ON. 291 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,241 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT? 292 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,642 UH... GEOMETRY. 293 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,510 [CONVERSATION CONTINUES, INDISTINCT] 294 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,617 YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO TO JEFFERSON--NERD HIGH-- 295 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,286 YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECOME A MONK. 296 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,021 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 297 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,123 YOU BECOME A SCIENCE GEEK. 298 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,591 NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET BABES. 299 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,426 GIRLS DON'T WANT BRAINS. 300 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,495 THEY WANT GUYS WHO ARE DANGEROUS, 301 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,365 HAVE TATTOOS, PLAY THE GUITAR. 302 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,667 STICK WITH ME. I KNOW THESE THINGS. 303 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,437 YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION. 304 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,074 YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING PLAYING THE ACCORDION. 305 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,441 YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. 306 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,610 YOU CAN MAKE A LIVING EATING FOOD. 307 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,112 YOU'RE GREAT AT IT. 308 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,081 YOU'RE SHORT. YOU'RE FAT. 309 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,515 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 310 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,119 YOU'RE...FAT! 311 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,587 BUDS! BUDS! 312 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,289 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE WINTER BALL DANCE. 313 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,690 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 314 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,458 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE DANCE. 315 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,627 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 316 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,296 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE WINTER BALL DANCE. 317 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,232 KING AND QUEEN. REMEMBER, YOUR VOTE COUNTS. 318 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,638 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE... 319 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,807 OW! HUBBA-HUBBA. 320 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,209 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 321 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,347 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY? 322 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,150 IF WE WENT TO THE DANCE. 323 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,784 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 324 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,154 WATCH EVERYONE SPAZ OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 325 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,555 LOOK AT ALL THE DILDOS STANDING AROUND, 326 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,157 PRETENDING TO WANT TO BE THERE. 327 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,160 TROY, WE ARE THOSE DILDOS. 328 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,163 IT'S JUST FOR KICKS. 329 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,665 YOUR MOM'S MAKING YOU GO TO THE DANCE. 330 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,500 WHY DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT IT? 331 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,803 I DON'T TELL HER EVERYTHING. 332 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,339 GREEN DAY! PHONE! 333 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,674 HEY! SHIT. 334 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,643 FAGGOT PINHEAD, YOU BETTER WATCH IT. 335 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,680 HEY, LAY OFF, MAN. 336 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,783 THANKS FOR THE TACKLE, BUFFOON--BETHUNE. 337 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,986 IGNORE HIM, ANGUS. HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 338 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,824 ANGUS! 339 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,195 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE? 340 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,531 YOU GOT A TEMPER? 341 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,832 SAVE IT FOR THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 342 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,469 BUT HE-- SAVE IT, ANGUS. 343 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,604 IF YOU WANT OUT OF HERE, 344 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,439 I CAN ARRANGE IT RIGHT NOW. 345 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,640 IF YOU WANT INTO JEFFERSON, YOU'RE 346 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,376 GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THIS. 347 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,578 ONE SUSPENSION, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR SHOT. 348 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,380 AND I WILL SUSPEND YOU, ANGUS. 349 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,384 [BELL RINGS] 350 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,219 Principal: ALL RIGHT. LET'S CLEAR OUT. 351 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,189 COME ON. COME ON. NOTHING TO LOOK AT. LET'S GO. 352 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,272 WHAT'S WITH THE SAD PUPPY LOOK? 353 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,941 MELISSA MOVE AWAY OR SOMETHING? 354 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,244 TALK TO HER. HUH? 355 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,347 JUST ONCE BEFORE I DIE. WILL YOU DO THAT, PLEASE? 356 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,882 GRANDPA, SHE'S POPULAR. 357 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,584 YOU'RE NOT? 358 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,186 I'M A BABE MAGNET. 359 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,521 [LAUGHS] 360 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,389 IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 361 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,827 GRANDPA, EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M A JERK. 362 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,330 ANGUS, REMEMBER THESE WORDS... 363 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,199 AND ALWAYS LIVE BY THEM-- 364 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,901 "SCREW 'EM!" WHO CARES WHAT ANYBODY THINKS? 365 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,338 I DO. 366 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,240 MOVE! 367 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,279 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK TO A GIRL? I KNOW! 368 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,482 WASN'T EASY FOR ME TO ASK APRIL OUT. YOU KNOW WHY I DID IT? 369 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,484 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD AND SENILE? 370 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,619 'CAUSE I SAID, "SCREW 'EM." 371 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,221 ANY MINUTE NOW, YOU'RE GONNA START DROOLING. 372 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,456 I WENT AHEAD AND ASKED HER. 373 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,291 I'M NOT GOING TO BE YOUR DROOL WIPER. 374 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,792 I DIDN'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY THOUGHT. 375 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,462 YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT ANYBODY THINKS ANYWAY. 376 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,863 YOUR MIND IS SHOT. 377 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,503 GRANDPA, YOU DON'T TALK TO MELISSA LEFEVRE 378 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,339 WHEN YOU'RE THE FAT KID WHO'S GOOD AT SCIENCE. 379 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,941 YOU'RE NOT THE FAT KID WHO'S GOOD AT FOOTBALL? 380 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,944 ANGUS, YOU'RE NOT FAT. 381 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,314 YOU COME FROM BIG PEOPLE. MY FATHER WAS BIG. 382 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,816 YOUR GRANDMOTHER, SHE WAS BIG. 383 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,253 YOU'RE NORMAL FOR WHERE YOU COME FROM. 384 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,454 I'M NOT NORMAL. 385 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,490 WELL, I'M BIG. I'M NORMAL. 386 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,858 YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL. 387 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,795 YOU'RE AT AN IRRITATING AGE. 388 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,463 SO ARE YOU. 389 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,235 IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL. 390 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,045 FINALLY! 391 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,681 * KUNG FU, DO WHAT YOU DO TO ME * 392 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,385 * I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE MY TEENAGE LOBOTOMY... * 393 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,521 THEY SENT OUT SCHOOL SPIRIT DAY FLIERS. 394 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,323 WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING BLUE? 395 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,691 WHO READS THOSE THINGS? 396 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,661 OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE BUT YOU. 397 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,298 MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP, NO ONE WILL NOTICE. 398 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,900 * COME ON, JACKIE CHAN, OH-OH-OH-OH... * 399 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,039 [CHEERING] 400 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,912 I AM A RECYCLING BIN. 401 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,415 I NEED LOVE. 402 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,883 YEAH! WHOO! 403 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,553 I NEED TRASH. YEAH! 404 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:30,657 IF EVERYBODY WOULD JUST GIVE ME THEIR PAPER CUPS AND PLATES, 405 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,025 NOT ONLY WILL WE HAVE A CLEANER DANCE FLOOR... 406 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,428 I'M GETTING A BONER. 407 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,730 BUT AN ECOLOGICAL ONE. TOO. 408 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,433 AND I'LL BE HAPPY. 409 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,301 [CHEERING] 410 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,905 Principal: THANK YOU. 411 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,841 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM. 412 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,611 I SEE THAT THE TIME HAS COME TO ANNOUNCE 413 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,912 WHO YOU'VE ELECTED... 414 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,414 AS YOUR KING AND QUEEN 415 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,949 FOR YOUR FRESHMAN WINTER BALL THIS YEAR. 416 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,586 I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE KING OF THE WINTER BALL IS THIS YEAR, DON'T WE? 417 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,920 HEY, IT'S NOT IN THE BAG, 418 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,423 BUT I THINK I GOT THE VOTES I WANTED. 419 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,425 AND TO DO THAT, 420 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,528 HERE IS YOUR FRESHMAN CLASS PRESIDENT, RICK SANFORD! 421 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,630 [CHEERING] 422 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,033 WHOO! 423 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,906 HA HA HA! 424 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,941 THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL METCALF. 425 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,777 THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S FRESHMAN WINTER BALL 426 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,878 IS COURAGE. 427 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,080 WE'RE GOING TO NEED COURAGE 428 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,949 TO FACE NEW CHALLENGES, 429 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,751 NEW PEOPLE, OUR FUTURE. 430 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,387 LET'S MAKE IT A MEMORY 431 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,588 NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET. 432 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:36,856 [APPLAUSE] 433 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,057 [MOCK RETCHING] 434 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,027 AND NOW... 435 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,963 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS YEAR'S FRESHMAN WINTER BALL QUEEN... 436 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,765 WILL BE... 437 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:49,969 MELISSA LEFEVRE. 438 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,871 [CHEERING] 439 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,806 OH, MY GOD. 440 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,976 OW! OW! 441 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,911 SORRY. 442 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,514 Rick: COME ON UP. WILL MELISSA COME TO THE STAGE, PLEASE? 443 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,682 COME ON. 444 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,497 AND NOW YOUR VICE-PRESIDENT, JODY COLE, WILL ANNOUNCE... 445 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,666 WHO THIS YEAR'S WINTER BALL KING WILL BE. 446 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,100 [CHEERING] 447 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,837 OW! JODY! 448 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:25,838 WHOO! OKEY-DOKEY. 449 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,073 HERE YOU GO. 450 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:32,011 OK... UM... 451 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:36,883 OK. AND THIS YEAR'S WINTER BALL KING IS... 452 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,854 Both: NOT RICK! NOT RICK! NOT RICK! NOT RICK! 453 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,856 UH-- [LAUGHS WEAKLY] 454 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,859 UH--ANGUS BETHUNE? 455 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,094 Both: ALL RIGHT! 456 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,168 HOLY SHIT! 457 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,138 [WHEEZING LAUGH] 458 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,640 [JODY LAUGHS WEAKLY] 459 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,476 Jody: WOULD ANGUS BETHUNE 460 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,812 PLEASE COME UP TO THE STAGE? 461 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,780 PLEASE? 462 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,153 [FIRE ALARM] 463 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:20,893 Principal: SINGLE FILE. BE ORDERLY, NOW. ORDERLY. 464 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,696 SINGLE FILE. NO MORE THROWING, ALL RIGHT... 465 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,064 [RINGING CONTINUES] 466 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:28,067 EXIT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION! NO THROWING. 467 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,869 Girl: WHAT A JOKE. 468 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:34,574 ORDERLY FASHION. AH! WATCH THAT OVER THERE. 469 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,009 NO THROWING! NO THROWING. I GOT YOUR NAMES. 470 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,119 Angus, voice-over: OK, IT WAS A JOKE. I KNEW THAT. 471 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,221 AND A HELL OF A GOOD ONE, TOO. 472 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,957 BUT LIKE MY GRANDFATHER SAYS, 473 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,159 "LAUGH WITH 'EM, AND THEY CAN'T LAUGH AT YOU." 474 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,236 THANKS. 475 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,872 YOU'RE WELCOME. 476 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,911 BUDS. BUDS. 477 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,580 I'M NOT GOING. 478 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,947 WHY NOT? 479 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,249 WHY NOT? WHY NOT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY NOT? 480 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,786 I MEAN WHY NOT? 481 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,789 COME ON. YOU GET TO DANCE WITH MELISSA LEFEVRE. 482 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,725 I'D SELL BODY PARTS FOR A CHANCE LIKE THAT. 483 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:30,963 TROY, MELISSA LEFEVRE'S PROBABLY SOMEWHERE PUKING HER GUTS OUT RIGHT NOW. 484 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,164 ANGUS. 485 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,900 I'M NOT GOING. 486 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:34,967 ANGUS. 487 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,202 I'M NOT GOING! 488 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,570 MELISSA. 489 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:49,816 Angus, voice-over: IN ALL THE YEARS I'D KNOWN MELISSA LEFEVRE, 490 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,084 I'D NEVER ACTUALLY SPOKEN TO HER... 491 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,221 "LATE FOR CLASS?" NO. 492 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,226 "HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?" 493 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,797 "HEY, MELISSA, RIGHT?" DUH! OF COURSE SHE'S MELISSA! 494 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,645 AND AT THAT MOMENT 495 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,947 I REALIZED I PROBABLY NEVER WOULD. 496 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,689 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 497 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,693 * I'M INFLAMED WITH DESIRE, AND IT'S SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE * 498 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:38,197 * SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT, BUT SHE'LL SOON BE MINE * 499 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:43,202 * IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF TIME * 500 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,204 * RUBELLA 501 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:50,877 * I'M INSANELY OBSESSED, AND I SIMPLY WILL NOT REST * 502 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:55,748 * SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT SHE'S THE ONE * 503 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,183 Angus, voice-over: I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER 504 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,218 WHAT MELISSA LEFEVRE WAS THINKING. 505 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,721 SHE'D BE AT THE DANCE WITH RICK, OF COURSE, 506 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:04,891 SO HER "WINTER NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET" WOULD LAST BUT A FEW MINUTES AT MOST. 507 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,060 SHE'D PROBABLY TELL HERSELF, "IT'S LIKE A TRIP TO THE DENTIST. 508 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,730 "NO MATTER HOW BADLY HE'S GONNA HURT ME, 509 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,832 NO MATTER HOW MANY BARE NERVES HE DRILLS, 510 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,734 "IN AN HOUR I'LL BE OUT OF THERE, 511 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,736 AND I'LL STILL BE ALIVE." 512 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:20,873 OF COURSE, MELISSA HADN'T SEEN ME DANCE. 513 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:24,343 Troy: WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU HAVE TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF. 514 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,082 MOTIVATION. 515 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,989 LITTLE STOMACH MUSCLES ABOVE THE BELLY BUTTON. 516 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,258 TINY BLONDE HAIRS... 517 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,360 ON LONG... 518 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:45,464 ATHLETIC...THIGHS. 519 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:48,334 SHE DOES HAVE GREAT LITTLE STOMACH MUSCLES. 520 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,039 HOW AM I GONNA PULL THIS OFF? 521 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,107 WE'RE GONNA TURN YOU... 522 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,409 FROM A LARGE, PATHETIC VIRGIN... 523 00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:01,213 INTO A LARGE, PATHETIC VIRGIN WITH A NEW LOOK! 524 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,185 WE'LL EXPERIMENT. 525 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,088 [SNORING] 526 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,974 [NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD] 527 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:31,811 [TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"] 528 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:32,812 [NEEDLE SCRATCHES] 529 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,381 I WAS AWAKE, DAMN IT! 530 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,921 IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL. 531 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,355 WHERE'S MY VEST? 532 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,193 [COUGHING] 533 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,299 I HAVE TO GO TO THIS DANCE AT SCHOOL. 534 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,434 I'M THE WINTER BALL KING. 535 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,036 THAT'S GOOD. 536 00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,239 FOR A LAUGH. IT WAS A JOKE. 537 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:04,210 THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT... 538 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,378 QUARTERBACK? 539 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,414 I SHOULD'VE BROKEN HIS NOSE. 540 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,416 YOU CAN'T GO AROUND BEATIN' EVERYBODY UP 541 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,018 JUST 'CAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE YOU. 542 00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,452 USE WHAT YOU HAVE IN HERE. 543 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:17,556 YOU HAVE A BIG HEART, ANGUS. 544 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,226 I HAVE A FAT HEART, GRANDPA. 545 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,094 I CAN'T DANCE. 546 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:28,400 I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE IRISH SWOON? 547 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,370 THE IRISH SWOON IS AN OLD FAMILY SECRET. 548 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,872 YOU'RE ON THE DANCE FLOOR, SEE? 549 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:36,042 YOU CRADLE YOUR GIRL IN YOUR ARMS. 550 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,476 CRUSH HER RIBS. 551 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,577 AND THEN... 552 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,880 YOU SWEEP HER BACK. 553 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,882 AND SNAP HER NECK. 554 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,885 THEN YOU KISS HER. 555 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:48,387 YEAH. AND THEN SHE'S TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE 556 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,156 AND GOES ON A SHOOTING SPREE, 557 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,523 KILLING LARGE PEOPLE. 558 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,126 ANGUS, SHUT UP. 559 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,832 [HORN HONKING] 560 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,469 NOW, THE KEY TO THE IRISH SWOON... 561 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,537 IS TO DO IT IN ONE SMOOTH MOTION 562 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,974 BEFORE SHE GETS A CHANCE TO REALIZE WHAT HIT HER. 563 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,976 THAT'S HOW I NABBED APRIL. 564 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,377 [HONKS HORN] 565 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,412 GRANDPA, I WILL NEVER, EVER, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE... 566 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:17,416 GET A CHANCE TO KISS MELISSA LEFEVRE'S DOG, LET ALONE MELISSA. 567 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,485 WHY THE HELL NOT? 568 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,020 BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, I CAN'T TOUCH HER. 569 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,354 WHY THE HELL NOT? HI, TROY. 570 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,356 SWEAT! HI, TROY. HEY. 571 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,557 EVERYBODY SWEATS. 572 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,059 NOT LIKE ME. 573 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,928 I DON'T SWEAT, I RAIN. 574 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,930 THAT'S GROSS! 575 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:34,000 YOU THINK SOMETHING'S GROSS? 576 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:38,104 YOU WANT GROSS? TOUCH ANGUS' HEAD. 577 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,271 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 578 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,874 YOUR HAIR LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 579 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,943 IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT, DAMN IT. 580 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:44,944 [CRINKLING] 581 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,378 YEAH. 582 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,352 Grandpa: ANGUS... 583 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,121 THIS IS MADAME RULENSKA. 584 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:58,024 SHE IS GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO CUT A RUG. 585 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:06,232 DRIFT WITH THE CURRENT OF YOUR FEELINGS... 586 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,135 AND MOVE WITH ME. 587 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,604 ARE YOU READY? GOOD. 588 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:13,973 AND-- 589 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:15,574 Singer: * FIESTA, HA HA! [RIP] 590 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,144 Rulenska: MY SCARF! 591 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,478 WHAT? 592 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,981 GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE SCARF! WHAT? 593 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,984 GET YOUR FOOT OFF-- 594 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:29,121 Singer: * YES, GIRLS 595 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,457 [CHUCKLES WEAKLY] 596 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,624 * ME MIND ON FIRE... 597 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:35,161 ALL RIGHT. START. 1, 2, 3, UH! 598 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,163 1 AND 2 AND 3, UH! 599 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,598 OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD. YES. 600 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,200 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S BAD. 601 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,335 * ALL AROUND ME FEELIN' HOT, HOT, HOT... * 602 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,537 [CLANK] 603 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,572 AND-- 604 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,140 [CRUNCH] 605 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,341 * ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS 606 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,342 * AIN'T IT SWEET 607 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,344 ON THE FEET! 608 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:54,680 Grandpa: SCREW 'EM, ANGUS. JUST DANCE! 609 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,950 YOU'RE DANCIN', ANGUS. 610 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:58,951 * FEELIN' HOT, HOT, HOT... 611 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,019 YOU'RE DANCIN'! 612 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,120 * OH, LORD... 613 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,023 [SINGER LAUGHS] 614 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,024 OHH! 615 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,530 [MUZAK PLAYING] 616 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,600 Man: IT'S THE BIGGEST SIZE WE HAVE LEFT IN BLACK. 617 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,203 I WANT BLACK. 618 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,071 Grandpa: WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE? 619 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:23,442 I HAVE ONE OTHER THING IN HIS SIZE, BUT IT ISN'T BLACK. 620 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,610 I WANT BLACK! 621 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,214 WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 622 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:32,018 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 623 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,557 [BLOWS] 624 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,728 [SNIFFS] 625 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,230 OHH! 626 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,405 THIS SHOULD FIT. 627 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,607 IT'S PURPLE. 628 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,376 IT'S PLUM. 629 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,377 IT'S CLASSY. 630 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,179 Both: IT'S PLUM. 631 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,248 IT'S YOUR SIZE. 632 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,315 Angus: EVERYONE WILL BE WEARING BLACK. 633 00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:05,084 Grandpa: YOU'LL BE DIFFERENT. 634 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,585 THAT'S TRUE. 635 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:10,089 I DON'T WANT TO BE DIFFERENT. I WANT NORMAL. 636 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,258 I WANT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. 637 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,061 I WANT A BLACK TUXEDO. 638 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,429 IT'LL LOOK GREAT ON YOU. 639 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,265 AND AS FOR WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, 640 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,767 ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS AND LIVE BY 'EM: 641 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,603 "SCREW 'EM!" HE'LL TRY IT ON. 642 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,438 NO, HE WON'T. 643 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,539 PUT IT IN THE DRESSING ROOM. 644 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:28,807 Angus: PUT IT ON A RACK. 645 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,210 PUT IT ON A DEAD GUY AND BURY IT. 646 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,280 ["RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING] 647 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,747 [IMITATING WOMAN'S VOICE] HELLO, BIG BOY. 648 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,783 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 649 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,653 THIS IS WANDA. 650 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,222 WANDA? 651 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,458 MY DAD USED TO HAVE HER IN HIS WAITING ROOM, 652 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:50,129 BUT SHE KIND OF SCARED ALL THE KIDS. YOU KNOW. 653 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:52,798 I'LL BET. 654 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,301 AND SHE IS WHAT, YOUR DATE? 655 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:58,270 ACTUALLY, SHE'S YOURS. 656 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,439 [ROCK SONG STARTS] 657 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:12,484 * I'M THINKING ABOUT 658 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,654 * ASKING YOU TO BE 659 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,822 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 660 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,457 I'M TAPING THIS. 661 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,159 GET OUT OF HERE. 662 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,228 ANGUS, IT'S WHAT JOCKS DO 663 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,829 SO THEY CAN SEE WHERE THEY'RE MAKING MISTAKES. 664 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,164 FORGET IT. 665 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:28,134 ANGUS, THE DANCE IS ON THE 22nd. 666 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,536 YOU'VE GOT TWO AND A HALF WEEKS, BUD. 667 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:35,207 NO ONE SEES THE TAPE, AND YOU DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER? 668 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,608 I DON'T TELL HER EVERYTHING. 669 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,514 * AND I'D RATHER 670 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:46,218 * BE TOO YOUNG THAN TOO OLD * 671 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,587 LOOK UNDER HER SHIRT. 672 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,858 HEY, SHE'S ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. 673 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,660 OW! HEY, WATCH IT! 674 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:59,331 HEY, A GIRL'S BOD IS A GIRL'S BOD. 675 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:02,534 THERE'S MORE TO GIRLS THAN JUST THEIR BODS, GEEK. 676 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,236 RIGHT. AND YOU GO NUTS FOR MELISSA 677 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,805 BECAUSE OF HER GRADES? 678 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,708 * LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS... * 679 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,212 Angus: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, OK? 680 00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:15,181 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER. 681 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,385 HER BOD, BUD. 682 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,887 [SCOFFS] NO, TROY. 683 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,855 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 684 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,692 I GET THE WORST PAIN IN MY STOMACH WHENEVER I SEE HER. 685 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,397 YOU GET A BONER IN YOUR STOMACH? 686 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,764 OW! HEY! 687 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:36,302 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DANCER. 688 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:39,405 HA HA! THANKS. 689 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,739 NOT YOU. 690 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:43,742 [TROY SPEAKING ON VIDEOTAPE] 691 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,311 DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE? 692 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,647 [LAUGHING ON RECORDING] 693 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,417 THIS WAS MY IDEA. 694 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,585 [ANGUS ON TAPE] DO I LOOK STUPID? 695 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,421 CAN I TAKE HER HOME? 696 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:59,258 [SONG PLAYING ON VIDEOTAPE] 697 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,293 JUST FOR A WEEK. 698 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:02,861 [NEW SONG STARTS] 699 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,797 * MY FRIEND DROVE OFF THE OTHER DAY * 700 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,200 * NOW HE'S GONE AND ALL THEY SAY * 701 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,737 * IS YOU GOT TO LIVE 'CAUSE LIFE GOES ON * 702 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,575 * AND NOW I SEE I'M MORTAL, TOO * 703 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,844 * I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE LIKE YOU * 704 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:22,581 * GOT TO LIVE IT UP WHILE LIFE GOES ON * 705 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:27,619 * AND I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT * 706 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,621 * THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE 707 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:32,891 * 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WANNA LIVE * 708 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,627 * IT'S HOW I GIVE 709 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:38,564 * AND I'M STILL GIVIN' 710 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:44,703 * AND NOW I WONDER 'BOUT MY FRIEND * 711 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,273 * IF HE GAVE ALL HE COULD GIVE * 712 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:50,709 * 'CAUSE HE LIVED HIS LIFE LIKE I LIVE MINE * 713 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:55,447 * IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD * 714 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,849 * THEN YOU'D START TO UNDERSTAND * 715 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,886 * THE THINGS I VALUE IN MY HEART * 716 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,725 * AND I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT * 717 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,660 * THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE... 718 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,962 Man on radio: OK, WE'RE HERE AT RADIO OWATONNA. 719 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,831 AND WE GOT ANOTHER WINNER HERE. 720 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,633 TWO TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES 721 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,969 FOR THE UPCOMING GREEN DAY CONCERT FOR RICK SANFORD. 722 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,506 TELL US HOW YOU WON, RICK. 723 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,674 Rick on radio: HEY, GREAT! YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WALKIN' BY A PHONE BOOTH... 724 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,711 AND I HEARD THIS SONG COME OVER THIS GUY'S CAR RADIO, SO I DECIDED TO CALL. 725 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,978 [COIN DROPS] 726 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:30,682 HEY! I JUST GOT MY QUARTER BACK! 727 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,983 [CRASH] 728 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,021 [BELL RINGING] 729 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:43,662 OH, HEY, IT'S BIG RED. WHERE'S THE TUBSTER? 730 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,531 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 731 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,799 YEAH. WATCH ALL THAT LARD SHAKIN' AROUND. 732 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,668 [TROY COUGHING] 733 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,305 Short football player: THIS SHOULD BE COOL. 734 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:56,608 ANGUS IS GONNA BLOW YOUR BONEHEAD FACE OFF THE DANCE FLOOR. 735 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,981 [LAUGHTER] 736 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,554 WHEN ANGUS DANCES WITH MELISSA, 737 00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,822 SHE'S NEVER GONNA LOOK BACK. 738 00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:13,091 ANGUS CAN DANCE? 739 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,560 YEAH. 740 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:17,563 THAT SUCKS. 741 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,797 Tall football player: YEAH, REALLY. 742 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,433 WHAT IF HE'S REALLY GOOD? 743 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,869 I MEAN, ALL YOU CAN DO IS THAT... 744 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,105 WHITE THING. 745 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,607 SHUT UP! 746 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,809 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF HE CAN REALLY DANCE? 747 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:31,877 I MEAN... 748 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,645 I DON'T KNOW. 749 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,416 LOOK, SOMETHING, OK? 750 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,119 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 751 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,422 LET ME GO! COME ON! 752 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,990 THANKS FOR THE TIP. 753 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,726 Rick: YOU KNOW, UM, 754 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:48,927 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HANG AROUND THE HALLS 755 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,662 WITHOUT A PASS. 756 00:38:50,696 --> 00:38:52,964 Short football player: HEY, KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF, SQUAT. 757 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,065 Tall football player: YEAH. HEH HEH. 758 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,435 Rick: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 759 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,437 OK. 760 00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,771 YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. 761 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,440 DUDE, YOU COULDN'T HIT THE SIDE OF A BARN. 762 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,074 Troy: AND, LIKE, HE CAME DOWN. AND THEY CAPTURED HIM, 763 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,943 AND THEY, LIKE, CHAINED HIM UP... 764 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,078 AND THEY CUT OFF HIS ARMS AND LEGS SO HE CAN'T GET AWAY. 765 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,780 AND THEY TOOK, LIKE, THIS METAL ROD 766 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:09,948 AND THEY STICK IT INTO HIS HEAD. 767 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,617 AND IT, LIKE, SUCKS OUT HIS BRAINS, 768 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,786 REPLACES IT WITH, LIKE, THIS GREEN GLOWING OOZE... 769 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,823 SO IT CAN TAKE OVER HIS BODY. I MEAN, IT'S SO COOL... 770 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:28,600 WEDBERG! HIT THE SHOWERS! 771 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,902 I'VE GOT A NOTE FROM MY DOCTOR. 772 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:42,748 IT'S UPSIDE DOWN, WEDBERG. 773 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,115 THIS IS FROM YOUR FATHER. 774 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,517 HE'S A DOCTOR. 775 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,886 HE'S A DENTIST. 776 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:50,121 I HAVE SORE GUMS. 777 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,658 SHOWER! 778 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:55,026 EVERY DAY I GO THROUGH THIS WITH THIS KID. 779 00:39:57,162 --> 00:40:00,499 HEY, MY SHIRT'S GONE. 780 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:01,800 YOU'RE A REAL ASSHOLE, SANFORD. 781 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,101 DID I SAY THAT? 782 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,703 Short football player: TOUGH GUY. 783 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,672 HEY, IT'S THE BUTTERBALL KING. 784 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,440 JUST GIVE HIM HIS SHIRT BACK. 785 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:09,608 TROY. 786 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,443 OH, YOU LOSE YOUR SHIRT, MAN? 787 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,479 LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 788 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,447 LISTEN, ANGUS, I'D LEND YOU MY SHIRT, 789 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,148 BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT GONNA FIT. 790 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,518 IT MIGHT RIP ON YOU. 791 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:24,022 Troy: THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S CHEAP, LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 792 00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:26,157 WHOO! OOH. 793 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:29,895 Troy: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 794 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,863 LET ME GO! LET ME GO! 795 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:37,202 LET ME GO! QUIT IT! OW! OW! QUIT IT! 796 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,471 OW! 797 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,773 I WANT MY SHIRT BACK. 798 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,109 MAYBE YOU LOST IT. 799 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,178 Troy: DON'T HIT HIM, ANGUS. YOU'LL GET EXPELLED! 800 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,549 IF HE STILL WANTS TO GO TO THE DANCE AFTER ALL THIS, 801 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,650 GOOD FOR HIM. 802 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,251 YOU KNOW, HE WON FAIR AND SQUARE. 803 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,053 I KNOW YOU SET IT UP! 804 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,689 HEY, IT WAS A LITTLE JOKE, OK? 805 00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,558 YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME. I MEAN, 806 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,727 THIS IS THE CHANCE YOU'VE WANTED YOUR WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT? 807 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,195 NOW IT'S YOURS. I'M THE ONE GETTING THE SHAFT THIS TIME. 808 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:08,567 MELISSA'S BITCHIN' MY EAR OUT 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT TO DANCE WITH YOU. 809 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,203 HEY, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, NOTHING PERSONAL. 810 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,208 [KNOCKING ON LOCKER DOOR] 811 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,611 Troy: COME ON. LET ME OUT! 812 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,580 [SNIFFLING] 813 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,249 YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T SMELL SO BAD IN HERE. 814 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:30,922 EASY. EASY. 815 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,236 HE TOOK MY UNDERWEAR, TOO. 816 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,674 SCREW RICK AND SCREW THE DANCE! 817 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,876 HE'S JUST GONNA DO SOMETHING TO YOU. 818 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,016 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 819 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,618 GO TO CLASS WITHOUT UNDERWEAR. 820 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:00,719 [ZIPS UP] 821 00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:03,989 OH, CAREFUL! 822 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,857 [EXCITED CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 823 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,727 Boy: WHERE IS IT? 824 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,928 Second boy: RIGHT UP THERE. 825 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:11,229 Third boy: NO WAY! 826 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,230 [GIRL LAUGHING] 827 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,765 Girl: OH, WOW! 828 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:15,100 ANGUS? 829 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,635 WHAT? 830 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,204 I THINK I KNOW WHAT RICK DID WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR. 831 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,272 Fourth boy: OH, WOW! 832 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:25,844 Boy: HEY, CHECK IT OUT! 833 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,012 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 834 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,914 YEAH... 835 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,654 DO YOU BELIEVE IT? 836 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:38,156 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] NO. 837 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:40,992 YOUR UNDERWEAR IS ALMOST AS BIG AS THE FLAG. 838 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:45,964 Principal: BUFORD, GET THAT DOWN FROM THERE. 839 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,871 ANGUS, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 840 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,339 WHAT COULD BE WORSE? 841 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,712 [GASPS] 842 00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:08,620 [MUFFLED MOANING] 843 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,864 [GASPS] 844 00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:22,668 [RIFF OF "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYS ON SOUNDTRACK] 845 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,718 Together: SHE DIDN'T SEE IT! SHE DIDN'T SEE IT! 846 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,019 SHE DIDN'T SEE IT! 847 00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,020 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YEAH... 848 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:44,289 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! YES! 849 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,292 Girl: HEY, MELISSA! 850 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,362 [LAUGHTER] 851 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:55,701 THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL GETTING A SLICE OF THE OLD DICK PIE. 852 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:04,009 EVERYONE'S GONE, ANGUS. CAN WE GO NOW? 853 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,143 [SIGHS] 854 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,378 Angus, voice-over: I WAS PISSED. 855 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:11,282 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. 856 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,252 MAYBE NO ONE KNEW THEY WERE YOURS. 857 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:17,355 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD YOUR NAME PRINTED ALL OVER THEM OR ANYTHING. 858 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,896 HEY, MAN, I'M NOT THE ONE 859 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,765 WHO PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR ON THE FLAGPOLE. 860 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,099 [LAUGHING] 861 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:30,001 THAT WAS YOUR UNDERWEAR, ANGUS? 862 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,870 [LAUGHING] 863 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,477 [VEHICLE ENGINE STARTS] 864 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,346 [HORN HONKS] 865 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,884 TROY... 866 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,052 I'M-- 867 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,094 WHATEVER. 868 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,043 WHAT? 869 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:18,817 Rick: THE DANCE IS COMING UP, AND WE REALLY WANT TO PLAY A LITTLE JOKE ON ANGUS, 870 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,451 BUT WE'RE KIND OF STUMPED ON WHAT IT SHOULD BE. 871 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,321 HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US. 872 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:25,991 GIVE ME A BREAK! 873 00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,793 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 874 00:45:27,826 --> 00:45:29,394 JUST GIVE US SOMETHING WE CAN USE TO-- 875 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:31,429 TO EMBARRASS HIM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! 876 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,031 FORGET IT! 877 00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,234 OW! 878 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:39,237 LOOK, IT'S JUST FOR FUN, MAN. 879 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,306 Troy: I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! 880 00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:42,841 OK. 881 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,343 LET'S GO. 882 00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,477 Troy: HEY! LET ME GO! 883 00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:50,882 LET ME GO! LET ME--HELP! 884 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:51,917 AAH! 885 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,786 OW! 886 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,187 COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO. 887 00:45:56,221 --> 00:46:00,358 [TROY SOBBING] 888 00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:01,827 Rick: SEE? SEE, TOUGH GUY? 889 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,029 MAN, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? 890 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,430 LOOK, JUST HELP US OUT WITH THIS. 891 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:07,098 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 892 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,867 THEN GET SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT? 893 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,970 THIS IS IMPORTANT, YOU UNDERSTAND? 894 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,574 UNDERSTAND? 895 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,877 [SPEAKING YIDDISH] 896 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,946 ABSOLUTELY. 897 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,213 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 898 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,382 DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL? 899 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:26,117 INSIDE COAT POCKET. 900 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:28,887 ANGUS. 901 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,455 WHAT? 902 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,523 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 903 00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:36,194 THIS IS MY LAST DAY AS A BACHELOR. I NEED MY PEACE. 904 00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:40,231 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 905 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,900 RICK SANFORD. 906 00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:43,234 YOU BREAK THAT KID'S NOSE AGAIN? 907 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:44,903 I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. 908 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:48,406 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ANOTHER QUARTERBACK COMES ALONG? 909 00:46:48,439 --> 00:46:50,909 'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER QUARTERBACK, ANGUS. 910 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:54,345 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THAT! PEOPLE SUCK, GRANDPA. 911 00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:56,882 I COULD KNOCK THIS GUY OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. 912 00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:59,284 FORGET IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 913 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,588 I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 914 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,524 Angus: THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO GO TO JEFFERSON, OK? 915 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,426 BECAUSE NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO I AM, 916 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:10,461 AND IF NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM, I DON'T HAVE TO BE ANGUS BETHUNE. 917 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,931 I CAN'T GO TO THIS DANCE. 918 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,866 YOU'RE A COWARD IF YOU DON'T. 919 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:18,436 I CAN'T DANCE. I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS. 920 00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:21,106 BUT I CAN SMASH RICK SANFORD'S FACE IN. 921 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,941 YOU'RE A COWARD IF YOU DO. 922 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,876 YOU THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 923 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,978 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT APRIL AND ME? 924 00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:30,315 SHE'S TOO YOUNG. I'M TOO OLD. SCREW 'EM! 925 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,550 YOU DON'T SEE ME PUNCHING ANYBODY OUT. 926 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,485 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOOL, GRANDPA, 927 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,588 AND I'M TIRED OF BEING ONE! 928 00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:39,958 I'M A FOOL, HUH? 929 00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:43,461 WELL, APRIL DOESN'T THINK SO. 930 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,296 AND I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW, 931 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,966 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL ANYBODY SAYS ABOUT IT. 932 00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:50,201 I NEED MY MOMENT, DAMN IT! 933 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,243 [SONG PLAYING ON RADIO] 934 00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:18,429 * SITTING BACK AND DOING NOTHING * 935 00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:22,167 * I COULD HATE YOU, I DON'T THINK I WILL * 936 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,603 * IF YOU EVER SEE ME ANYWHERE * 937 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:28,339 * AND YOU KNOW ME, PLEASE WALK AWAY... * 938 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,975 WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING? 939 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:33,111 ANGUS! MOM? 940 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:36,014 I'M WORKING ON MY SCIENCE PROJECT. 941 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,984 OH, OK! YOU'RE NOT WEARING THIS TIE. 942 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,518 Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 943 00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:43,521 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL TIE. IT'S A CLIP-ON! 944 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:46,524 MEG, YOU'RE MAKING EVERYBODY CRAZY. 945 00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:48,359 YOU'RE ON ME ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE WEDDING. 946 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:51,196 YOU'RE ALL OVER ANGUS ABOUT THIS SCIENCE SCHOOL CRAP! 947 00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:53,364 IT'S NOT CRAP, DAD. IT'S CRAP! 948 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,366 IT'S A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM. 949 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,736 IT'S A CHANCE TO EXCEL AT SOMETHING HE'S REALLY GREAT AT! 950 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,039 IT'S GOOD FOR ANGUS. 951 00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:02,673 IT'S ALSO AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM TO GO SOMEPLACE 952 00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:05,010 WHERE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR WHO HIS PARENTS ARE. 953 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,377 SCREW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 954 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,413 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING. 955 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,181 NEITHER DOES HE. 956 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:12,050 THIS DANCE THING IS A PRANK. 957 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,053 I DON'T WANT HIM HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 958 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,687 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 959 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:19,490 YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE BOY CREDIT FOR BEING STRONG. 960 00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:21,692 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME HE SITS DOWN IN THE CAFETERIA, 961 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,228 THE KIDS JUMP UP AND PRETEND 962 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,295 THEY'RE BEING THROWN OFF THE BENCH. 963 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,397 THEY CALL HIM "BIGFOOT." 964 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,399 HE NEVER MENTIONED THAT TO ME. 965 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,235 HE NEVER TOLD ME EITHER. 966 00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,570 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID WITH HIS UNDERWEAR? 967 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:36,241 THEY RAN IT UP THE FLAGPOLE JUST TO HUMILIATE HIM. 968 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:39,577 AND HE GETS UP, AND HE GOES BACK THERE EVERY SINGLE DAY. 969 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,580 SO DON'T YOU TELL ME I DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG MY SON IS. 970 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,115 I KNOW. 971 00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:45,783 AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO ANY GOD DAMN SCHOOL 972 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,785 WHERE THE KIDS WON'T SLAP THEIR BELLIES 973 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,488 EVERY TIME HE WALKS BY, THEN HE DAMN WELL CAN! 974 00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:55,426 THAT WAS YOU, KID. 975 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,428 THIRD GRADE. 976 00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,697 LOOK HOW YOU TURNED OUT. 977 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,632 [CHUCKLES] 978 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:12,277 Singer: * DOIN' EVERYTHING I WANNA DO * 979 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:15,613 * MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WOULD BE THERE * 980 00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:19,584 * I THOUGHT WE WOULD ALWAYS GET ALONG * 981 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:23,221 * I LIKE EVERYONE, THEY ALL HATE ME * 982 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,691 * FUNNY FACE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY? * 983 00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,395 * FUNNY FACE, WHY DO I CARE * 984 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:37,568 * OHH OHH OHH OHH 985 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:45,643 * OHHH OHHH OHH OHH 986 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:48,613 [STIFLED LAUGHING] 987 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,449 IS THIS-- IS THIS A BAD TIME? 988 00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:55,520 [POP, AIR ESCAPING] 989 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,323 [LAUGHS] 990 00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,258 IS THIS A FRIEND? 991 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:05,496 MOM. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. 992 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,366 HI. 993 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,501 LOOK, ANGUS, YOUR INTERVIEW IS ON THE 22nd. 994 00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:12,103 YOU KNOW HOW SOON THAT IS? 995 00:51:12,137 --> 00:51:15,340 I KNOW WHEN THE 22nd IS, MOM. TRUST ME. 996 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,508 IT'S THE DAY OF THE DANCE. ALL RIGHT. 997 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,177 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN-- 998 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:21,479 MOM--I... 999 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:25,483 FORGET IT. 1000 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:28,519 THE INTERVIEW IS AT 3:00. 1001 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:33,191 YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO GET READY FOR THE DANCE. 1002 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:34,492 MOM. 1003 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,770 HAAGEN-DAZS. 1004 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,207 [LAUGHING] 1005 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,875 WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? 1006 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,867 Angus, voice-over: SINCE I COULD REMEMBER, 1007 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,404 MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALWAYS THE BIG KID DOWN THE HALL. 1008 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,239 [HORN HONKING] 1009 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:22,573 IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN BE SO COMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE... 1010 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,575 THAT YOU THINK THEY'LL ALWAYS BE THERE. 1011 00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:27,578 AND THEN ONE DAY YOU REALIZE THEY'RE NOT. 1012 00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:30,315 Meg: THOSE ARE THE SHRIMP ROLLS? 1013 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,583 I THOUGHT THEY'D BE BIGGER. 1014 00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,386 OH, GOD. ARE THOSE THE MEATBALLS? 1015 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,488 SHH. I DIDN'T ORDER ENOUGH FOOD. 1016 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,458 Man: MEG, THERE IS ENOUGH FOOD HERE TO FEED TWO ARMIES. 1017 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:44,262 ANGUS? 1018 00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,297 ANGUS? 1019 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,499 ANGUS, UM, COULD YOU HELP ME FOR A SECOND? 1020 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:58,743 UM, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH. 1021 00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,846 THE ROSETTE-- WITH OR WITHOUT? 1022 00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,250 E-EITHER WAY. 1023 00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:08,286 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO NERVOUS. 1024 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,621 I SENT A SCHEDULE FOR GRANDPA'S PILLS. 1025 00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:13,458 OH, I KNOW IT. 12:00 AND 5:00. 1026 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,893 1:00 AND 4:00. 1027 00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:19,630 OH. I'VE GOT IT ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS BOOK. 1028 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,700 ANGUS, I PROMISE I WON'T FORGET. REALLY, I PROMISE. 1029 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:27,972 WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY HUSBAND-TO-BE... 1030 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:30,608 THAT HIS FUTURE WIFE IS ALMOST READY? 1031 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:43,454 GRANDPA? 1032 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:45,256 APRIL SAID SHE'S ALMOST READY. 1033 00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:46,424 GOOD, GOOD. 1034 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,625 [CHUCKLES] 1035 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:50,995 I TELL YOU, I-- I FEEL LIKE A KID. 1036 00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:54,699 HA HA! LOOK AT ME. I'M NERVOUS. 1037 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,834 LOOK, I-I'M SWEATING. 1038 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,336 I GOT A LITTLE SECRET FOR YOU. 1039 00:53:58,369 --> 00:53:59,504 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 1040 00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:01,272 I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY WEDDING DAY. 1041 00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:02,673 THIS IS YOUR WEDDING DAY, GRANDPA. 1042 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:04,409 HOW DOES APRIL LOOK? 1043 00:54:04,442 --> 00:54:06,344 SHE WOULDN'T LET ME SEE HER WEDDING DRESS. 1044 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:09,013 I TELL YOU, THAT WOMAN. 1045 00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:10,848 EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER, 1046 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,850 I GET THE WORST PAIN... 1047 00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:15,986 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY STOMACH, YOU KNOW? 1048 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,922 IT'S A GREAT FEELING. 1049 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,857 I KNOW. 1050 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,026 THESE THINGS ARE SO STUPID. 1051 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,995 YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME WEAR A CLIP-ON. 1052 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,398 NOBODY CAN TELL. 1053 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,002 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER DAY. 1054 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,704 AH, I FORGOT ABOUT IT. 1055 00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:35,340 I REALLY FEEL BAD. 1056 00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:36,541 IT'S FORGOTTEN. 1057 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:38,376 I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID. 1058 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:39,977 I'M TELLING YOU, 1059 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:41,879 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT. I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING! 1060 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,681 NOT A GOD DAMN THING ANYMORE. HUH. 1061 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,960 GRANDPA, I WAS A JERK. 1062 00:54:58,763 --> 00:54:59,797 AND... 1063 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:05,035 I'M GLAD YOU'RE MARRYING APRIL. 1064 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,804 YOU SHOULD SEE HER. 1065 00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:10,475 I THINK SHE REALLY LOVES YOU A LOT. 1066 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:11,909 BUT STILL... 1067 00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:15,045 IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS. 1068 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,348 YOU GOT BALLS, GRANDPA. 1069 00:55:17,382 --> 00:55:19,417 MORE THAN ME. 1070 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:25,089 ANGUS, SUPERMAN ISN'T BRAVE. 1071 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:27,458 DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL THIS MORNING? 1072 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:31,028 HA HA. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1073 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:34,532 HE'S SMART, HANDSOME, 1074 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:38,436 EVEN DECENT, BUT HE'S NOT BRAVE. 1075 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:41,839 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1076 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:45,676 SUPERMAN IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. 1077 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:49,847 AND YOU CAN'T BE BRAVE... 1078 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,049 IF YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE. 1079 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:54,952 IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, 1080 00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:59,424 PEOPLE WHO ARE... DIFFERENT... 1081 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:02,827 AND CAN BE CRUSHED, AND KNOW IT. 1082 00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,097 YET THEY KEEP GOIN' ON OUT THERE EVERY TIME. 1083 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:12,670 I'M NOT BRAVE, GRANDPA. 1084 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:23,814 I'M SO AFRAID OF GOING TO THIS DANCE. 1085 00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:27,652 AND I KNOW EVERYBODY THINKS I'M STUPID FOR TRYING, 1086 00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,487 EVERYBODY BUT YOU. 1087 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,828 I WISH I COULD JUST STOP LIKING MELISSA, 1088 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,464 BUT I CAN'T. 1089 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,133 BECAUSE... 1090 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:46,103 NOW IT'S SORT OF LIKE I HAVE A CHANCE, 1091 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:49,740 YOU KNOW, TO BE WITH HER, I MEAN. 1092 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:52,643 I'M NOT CRAZY. 1093 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,681 I KNOW SHE'S NOT GONNA BE STRUCK BLIND... 1094 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,148 AND ASK ME TO TAKE HER HOME FROM THE DANCE 1095 00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:00,685 OR ANYTHING. 1096 00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:03,588 BUT IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I'LL HAVE. 1097 00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:09,159 AND I GUESS... 1098 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:12,597 I JUST WANT ONE MOMENT WITH HER. 1099 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:13,998 JUST ONE. 1100 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:18,002 I JUST WANT MY MOMENT. 1101 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:51,636 [NEEDLE DROPS ON RECORD] 1102 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,571 [TRUMPET PLAYING "REVEILLE"] 1103 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,048 GRANDPA? 1104 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:12,757 I'M SO GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO DO THIS. 1105 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:13,891 IT'S A PLEASURE. 1106 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:15,092 IT MEANS SO MUCH TO DADDY. 1107 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,662 IN THE MORNING, I MIGHT NOT BE HERE. 1108 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:20,164 [LAUGHING] 1109 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,001 [SOBBING] 1110 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:37,948 [SONG PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK] 1111 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:41,886 * WILL THE RIVER CARRY ME ON * 1112 00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:45,756 * LIVIN' RIVER CARRY ME ON * 1113 00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:49,627 * RIVER, RIVER CARRY ME ON * 1114 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:53,330 * TO THE PLACE WHERE I COME FROM * 1115 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:59,069 * SO DEEP, SO WIDE 1116 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:04,809 * WILL YOU TAKE ME ON YOUR BACK * 1117 00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,844 * FOR A RIDE 1118 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:13,784 * IF I SHOULD FALL 1119 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,023 * WOULD YOU SWALLOW ME 1120 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,092 * DEEP INSIDE 1121 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:29,867 * RIVER, SHOW ME HOW TO FLOAT * 1122 00:59:32,637 --> 00:59:37,942 * I FEEL LIKE I'M SINKING DOWN * 1123 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:45,249 * THOUGHT THAT I COULD 1124 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,218 * GET ALONG 1125 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:52,189 * BUT HERE IN THIS WATER 1126 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:55,259 * MY FEET WON'T TOUCH THE GROUND * 1127 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:05,636 * GOING AWAY 1128 01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:07,705 * AWAY 1129 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:12,609 * TOWARD THE SEA 1130 01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:18,883 * RIVER DEEP 1131 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:26,190 * CAN YOU LIFT UP AND CARRY ME * 1132 01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:29,927 WHAT HAPPENED? 1133 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,932 FELL OFF MY BIKE. 1134 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,334 PRETTY STUPID, HUH? 1135 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,336 IT'S A BABE MAGNET. 1136 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,341 SO WHEN YOU COMING BACK TO SCHOOL? 1137 01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:46,043 TOMORROW. 1138 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:53,918 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE DANCE. 1139 01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:57,054 I'M NOT GOING TO THE DANCE, OK? 1140 01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,923 OK. 1141 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:03,761 MY INTERVIEW FOR JEFFERSON'S ON SATURDAY. 1142 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:07,364 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. WHO NEEDS IT, RIGHT? 1143 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:09,867 HEY, WE CAN RENT A VIDEO. 1144 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:12,002 I HEAR CINDY CRAWFORD'S GOT A NEW BUTT AND THIGH WORKOUT-- 1145 01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,337 SHUT UP, TROY! 1146 01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,314 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS! 1147 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:31,488 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS? 1148 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,290 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH 1149 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:36,193 WHO WAKES UP EVERY MORNING WISHING THEY WERE SOMEONE ELSE? 1150 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,195 TROY, I WANTED TO GO TO THE DANCE! 1151 01:01:38,228 --> 01:01:39,797 DON'T YOU GET IT? 1152 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,999 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU GOING? 1153 01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:43,901 BECAUSE... 1154 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:47,772 I THINK I HAVE TO STOP WANTING THINGS SO MUCH. 1155 01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:16,266 CAN I HELP YOU? 1156 01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,308 HI, ANGUS. 1157 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:25,475 HI. 1158 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:33,550 DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 1159 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,919 UM... 1160 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,456 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1161 01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:41,158 WE HAVE FOOD. 1162 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:44,361 [BEEPING] 1163 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,230 [BEEPING STOPS] 1164 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,266 IT'S TIME FOR IVAN'S PILL. 1165 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:56,073 SEE? I DID REMEMBER. 1166 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,381 THIS IS FOR YOU. 1167 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,918 IVAN LEFT IT FOR YOU AT MY HOUSE. 1168 01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,234 [SNIFFLES, LAUGHS] 1169 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:26,070 IT'S AN AWFUL COLOR, ISN'T IT? 1170 01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:27,938 IT'S PLUM. 1171 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:48,058 I LOOK LIKE MOBY GRAPE. 1172 01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,495 YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 1173 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:59,269 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 1174 01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,638 I WON'T, MOM. 1175 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,473 AS LONG AS YOU LET ME GO. 1176 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,512 I CAN DO THIS. 1177 01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,080 I KNOW YOU CAN. 1178 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:18,155 I CAN'T DO THIS. 1179 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:21,558 YES, YOU CAN. NO, I CAN'T. 1180 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,127 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1181 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,230 MY INTERVIEWER FROM JEFFERSON'S HERE. 1182 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:33,971 YES, YOUR INTERVIEWER FROM JEFFERSON, MR. KESSLER, 1183 01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,973 IS HERE. 1184 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,474 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT 3:00, 1185 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:39,276 BUT TRAFFIC WAS BUMPER-TO-BUMPER... 1186 01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:42,479 WITH EVERY DROOLING, MOUTH-BREATHING BOTTOM-FEEDER... 1187 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:46,250 FROM HERE TO MINNEAPOLIS GOING TO THE FOOTBALL GAME. 1188 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,553 MINDLESS SPORT. 1189 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,488 IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME AT LEAST A FEW HOURS... 1190 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:55,492 TO ASSESS YOUR QUALIFICATIONS AND ANALYZE YOUR WORK. 1191 01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:59,629 I ASSUME YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1192 01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,466 W-WE ALWAYS DRESS FOR DINNER. 1193 01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:11,008 SO, YOU WANT TO ATTEND JEFFERSON. 1194 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,376 THAT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND; 1195 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,711 WE HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL PROGRAM. 1196 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:18,048 I WENT THERE MYSELF WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 1197 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:21,018 IT WAS A REWARDING EXPERIENCE WITH... 1198 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:22,519 OBVIOUS BENEFITS. 1199 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:26,023 NOW, IF I COULD SEE YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, 1200 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,457 MR. BETHUNE. 1201 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:32,362 DO YOU HAVE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, MR. BETHUNE? 1202 01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:36,200 YES. YES, I DO. 1203 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:39,203 Kessler: MAY I SEE IT? 1204 01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,238 YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. 1205 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,173 IS THIS A JOKE, MR. BETHUNE? 1206 01:05:43,207 --> 01:05:44,708 NO. 1207 01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:48,145 I'M HOPING TO PROVE THAT WITHIN EVERY NORMAL SYSTEM... 1208 01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:51,248 THERE EXISTS AN ABERRATION, SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 1209 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,483 THE CHAOS THEORY. 1210 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:55,185 THE BETHUNE THEORY. 1211 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,687 YOUR HYPOTHESIS? 1212 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,390 WHEN A SMALL, ABNORMAL ELEMENT IS FORCED 1213 01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,592 INTO A LARGER, NORMAL SYSTEM, 1214 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:06,296 THE ELEMENT WILL EITHER BE REJECTED OR DESTROYED. 1215 01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,598 OBVIOUSLY. 1216 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:12,269 BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. IF-- 1217 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,703 "IF"? 1218 01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:17,341 IF THE ELEMENT IS BRAVE. 1219 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,543 Kessler: BRAVE? 1220 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:21,711 IF THE ELEMENT CAN HOLD OUT LONG ENOUGH 1221 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:26,783 AND FACE THE TORMENT OF THE SYSTEM UNTIL THE SYSTEM'S ENERGY IS DEPLETED, 1222 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,019 IF THE ELEMENT CAN LOOK THE SYSTEM IN THE EYE AND SAY, 1223 01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:31,155 "I'M STILL HERE, ASSHOLE," 1224 01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:36,260 THEN THE SYSTEM WILL HAVE TO CHANGE, ADAPT, MUTATE. 1225 01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:39,096 AND IF THIS HAPPENS, IT'LL HAVE PROVED MY FRICKING POINT. 1226 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:42,232 WHICH IS...WHAT? 1227 01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:49,439 THERE IS NO "NORMAL." 1228 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,144 ANGUS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1229 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:57,681 TO MUTATE. 1230 01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,787 [DOOR CLOSES] 1231 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,655 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1232 01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,660 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1233 01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:13,563 I'M THE ENTERTAINMENT. 1234 01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:23,173 ANGUS, RICK'S GONNA DO SOMETHING TO YOU. I KNOW. 1235 01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:25,475 SCREW HIM. I WANT MY MOMENT. 1236 01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,778 AND IF YOU CAN'T STAND TO WATCH, THEN DON'T! TAKE OFF! 1237 01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:31,381 TELL YOUR MOM. GET A LIFE. 1238 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:33,150 SCREW YOU! 1239 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,818 SCREW YOU! 1240 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,656 WANNA WALK IN TOGETHER? YEAH. 1241 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,658 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1242 01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:56,340 * ...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 1243 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:59,343 * I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME.... * 1244 01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:00,810 ANGUS? 1245 01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:02,512 WHAT? 1246 01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,448 I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1247 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,449 WHATEVER. 1248 01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:07,417 * ENOUGH TO ENOUGH 1249 01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,786 * I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME, I JUST WANT IT TO BE THE SAME * 1250 01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:13,290 * SHUT UP AND WE'LL BE FINE * 1251 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,476 NICE TUX. 1252 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:34,711 IT'S PURPLE. 1253 01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:36,380 IT'S PLUM. 1254 01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:39,449 YOU LOOK LIKE BARNEY. 1255 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:40,850 OH, HEY, HOW ABOUT AN HORS D'OEUVRE? 1256 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:42,386 LET'S DO PUNCH. 1257 01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:43,820 OK. COME ON. 1258 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:45,189 [NEW SONG PLAYING] 1259 01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:47,724 WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HANDING 1260 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,294 THIS LOVELY THING OVER TO YOU FOR AWHILE. 1261 01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:55,865 GIVE HER A CHANCE TO MAKE A COMPARISON. 1262 01:08:55,899 --> 01:09:00,437 YOU KNOW, LET HER DECIDE WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT: QUALITY OR QUANTITY. 1263 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,172 RICK. 1264 01:09:02,206 --> 01:09:04,574 [PRINCIPAL OVER P.A.] CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 1265 01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:07,844 WILL THE WINTER BALL KING AND QUEEN PLEASE COME BEHIND THE STAGE 1266 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,879 TO ARRANGE FOR YOUR ENTRANCE? 1267 01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:13,917 WELL, I GUESS YOU TWO GUYS ARE ON, HUH? YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 1268 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:19,423 GOOD LUCK, ANGUS. 1269 01:09:19,456 --> 01:09:22,326 Singer: * WELL, I KNOW I'D BE A FOOL 1270 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,394 * TO GO BACK TO YOU 1271 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:34,438 * AND MANY TIMES, I'VE TRIED TO RUN AWAY * 1272 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:37,774 * TOO VULNERABLE TO EVERY WORD YOU'VE SAID * 1273 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,444 * IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE 1274 01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,679 * WHAT YOU DO TO ME 1275 01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:43,847 [SPITS] 1276 01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:49,619 AW, MAN. YOU'RE NASTY, MAN. 1277 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:50,887 IT'S PUNCH. 1278 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,789 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1279 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:01,498 HERE ARE YOUR OFFICIAL CROWNS. 1280 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:08,938 NOW, WHEN THE DEEJAY FINISHES THIS SONG, I'LL SAY A FEW WORDS. 1281 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,908 THEN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OFFICIAL WALK DOWN THE STEPS. 1282 01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:15,679 THEY'LL PLAY YOUR SONG, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR DANCE. 1283 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:20,784 ANGUS, WHY DON'T YOU PIN THAT ON MELISSA NOW? 1284 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:33,863 Principal: SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE. PLEASE SETTLE DOWN NOW. 1285 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,965 THANK YOU... 1286 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:40,370 I SWEAT WHENEVER I GET NERVOUS. DON'T YOU? 1287 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,738 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 1288 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:43,940 YEAH, WELL, 1289 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:45,842 I GUESS IT'S EASIER 'CAUSE GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO SWEAT. 1290 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,577 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 1291 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:50,847 Principal: I HAVE A SMALL LECTURE ON DANCE FLOOR SAFETY. 1292 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,881 [SCATTERED BOOS] 1293 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,750 Principal: NO, NO, REALLY! 1294 01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,285 AFTER THAT PRESENTATION THE OTHER DAY 1295 01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,286 WITH THE SENIOR DRAMA CLASS, I ACTUALLY SLIPPED-- 1296 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,454 IT'S JUST-- 1297 01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,824 EVERYONE WILL BE STARING AT US. 1298 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,659 Principal: ...OUT THERE. NOT GOOD. 1299 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:07,631 BUT YOU MUST BE USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT YOU. 1300 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:13,903 THE BIG MOMENT-- HERE IS THIS YEAR'S WINTER BALL... 1301 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,372 KING AND QUEEN! 1302 01:11:15,405 --> 01:11:17,674 LET'S HEAR IT! HERE THEY ARE! 1303 01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:19,543 [CROWD CHEERING] 1304 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:31,555 Principal: YOUR CROWNS. DON'T FORGET YOUR CROWNS. 1305 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:37,627 Boy: AH, HELL. NICE TUX. 1306 01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:39,696 PLEASE DON'T TRIP. 1307 01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:41,698 DON'T TRIP, MELISSA. DON'T TRIP, MELISSA. 1308 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,707 DON'T TRIP, MELISSA. 1309 01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,747 [ANGUS ON VIDEOTAPE] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1310 01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,416 [TROY ON VIDEOTAPE] TAPING THIS. 1311 01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:00,784 [ANGUS ON VIDEOTAPE] GET OUT OF HERE. 1312 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,752 ANGUS, IT'S WHAT JOCKS DO... 1313 01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:05,054 SO THEY CAN SEE WHERE THEY'RE MAKING MISTAKES. 1314 01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:08,425 NO ONE SEES THE TAPE, AND YOU DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER? 1315 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,559 I DON'T TELL HER EVERYTHING. 1316 01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:10,860 LOOK UNDER HER SHIRT. 1317 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:14,030 SHE'S ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. 1318 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:17,066 HEY, A GIRL'S BOD IS A GIRL'S BOD. 1319 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,835 Principal: YOU THERE... 1320 01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:21,605 THERE'S MORE TO GIRLS THAN JUST THEIR BODS, GEEK. 1321 01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:23,072 [TROY ON VIDEOTAPE] RIGHT. AND YOU GO NUTS FOR MELISSA 1322 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:25,375 BECAUSE OF HER GRADES? 1323 01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:27,010 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, OK? THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER. 1324 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,445 IT'S HER BOD, BUD. 1325 01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,414 Principal: TURN IT OFF! 1326 01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:33,082 NO, TROY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 1327 01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:34,784 Principal: TURN IT OFF! TURN THAT OFF. 1328 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:36,486 I GET THE WORST PAIN IN MY STOMACH WHENEVER I SEE HER. 1329 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,088 YOU GET A BONER IN YOUR STOMACH? 1330 01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:42,058 Girl: ALL RIGHT, ANGUS! 1331 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,760 ANGUS! 1332 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:44,994 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] 1333 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,530 MELISSA. 1334 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,798 ALL RIGHT, ANGUS! 1335 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,066 WHOO! 1336 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:52,802 [APPLAUSE] 1337 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,370 WHOO! 1338 01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,909 ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE, RICK? 1339 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,011 UH, YEAH. I NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. 1340 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,114 OH, YOU KNOW THE RULES. NO IN-OUT PRIVILEGES AT SCHOOL DANCES. 1341 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,650 WHAT ABOUT THEM? 1342 01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,652 THEY'RE THE KING AND QUEEN. 1343 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,488 I'M MAKING AN EXCEPTION FOR THEM. 1344 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:13,156 [GIRL SNIFFLING] 1345 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:28,672 MELISSA... 1346 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,477 I WAS AN IDIOT. 1347 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,646 I'M SORRY. 1348 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,750 WHAT A JERK! 1349 01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:48,692 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1350 01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:51,995 NOT YOU, HIM. 1351 01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:57,066 DO YOU... 1352 01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,036 EVER GET TIRED OF WHO YOU ARE? 1353 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,640 DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? 1354 01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:12,949 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME? 1355 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:15,218 I'D LIKE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1356 01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:19,556 I'M BULIMIC. 1357 01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:25,194 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 1358 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:27,597 I'M A FAT KID. 1359 01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,899 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 1360 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:31,735 IT'S WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH 1361 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:34,170 AND CHUCK IT UP SO YOU DON'T TURN OUT TO LOOK LIKE ME. 1362 01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:36,940 CLOSE ENOUGH. 1363 01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:40,109 ACTUALLY, I EVEN TRIED IT ONCE. 1364 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,946 BUT WHEN I STUCK MY FINGER DOWN MY THROAT, 1365 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:45,715 I WAS STILL HUNGRY AND I ALMOST ATE MY ARM. 1366 01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:47,617 [LAUGHS] 1367 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:52,121 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I'VE EVER TOLD. 1368 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,958 ANGUS... 1369 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,060 I THINK WE HAVE TO GO BACK INSIDE. 1370 01:14:57,093 --> 01:15:01,064 THEN I THINK I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I CAN'T DANCE. 1371 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,801 WE'LL SURVIVE. 1372 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:09,906 I DIDN'T SAY "I CAN'T DANCE WELL." I SAID, "I CAN'T DANCE." 1373 01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:12,108 MY LIMBS ARE LETHAL WEAPONS 1374 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,810 'CAUSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BADLY HURT 1375 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:15,511 TRYING TO DANCE WITH ME. 1376 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:32,128 * EACH AND EVERY DAY 1377 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:37,133 * EACH AND EVERY 1378 01:15:37,166 --> 01:15:39,168 * EACH AND EVERY... 1379 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:40,637 [SONG FADES] 1380 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,672 Principal: YOUR WINTER BALL KING AND QUEEN 1381 01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:45,274 WILL START THEIR DANCE NOW. 1382 01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:47,577 [NEW SONG PLAYING] 1383 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:53,783 Singer: * I WANNA HOLD THE HAND INSIDE YOU * 1384 01:15:58,021 --> 01:15:59,823 * I WANNA TAKE A BREATH LIKE YOU * 1385 01:15:59,856 --> 01:16:02,291 DON'T WORRY. I PICKED A SLOW SONG. 1386 01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,227 WE WON'T HAVE TO MOVE MUCH. 1387 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:10,166 * I LOOK TO YOU AND I SEE NOTHING * 1388 01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:12,802 ANGUS, RELAX. 1389 01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:21,110 * I LOOK TO YOU TO SEE THE TRUTH * 1390 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,183 * YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE 1391 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:28,885 * YOU GROW IN SHADOWS... 1392 01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:30,754 [GASPS] 1393 01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:31,755 I'M SORRY. 1394 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:34,023 [CHUCKLES] 1395 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:37,026 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. STOP. TRY THIS. 1396 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,862 LIKE, OK. 1397 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:43,800 FORWARD, TOUCH, SIDE, TOGETHER. 1398 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:47,003 BACK, TOUCH, 1399 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:49,005 SIDE, TOGETHER. 1400 01:16:52,909 --> 01:16:56,713 * CLOSE YOUR EYES WITH WHAT'S NOT THERE * 1401 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,682 DON'T CONCENTRATE, ANGUS. 1402 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:07,290 * FADE INTO YOU 1403 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:16,700 * STRANGE YOU NEVER KNEW 1404 01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:22,706 * FADE 1405 01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,940 * INTO YOU 1406 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,142 Go for it, Angus. 1407 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:34,751 * I THINK IT'S STRANGE YOU NEVER KNEW * 1408 01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:15,291 [CHEERING] 1409 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,998 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1410 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,933 [NEW SONG PLAYING] 1411 01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:27,837 MELISSA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1412 01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,806 RICK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1413 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:31,507 LOOK AT THIS GUY! COME ON! JOKE'S OVER, MAN. 1414 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,309 RICK, LEAVE ME ALONE! HEY! 1415 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,444 WHAT, YOU GONNA DEFEND HER? GET A LIFE, BETHUNE! 1416 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:36,479 Melissa: RICK! RICK, STOP IT! 1417 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:38,047 I KEEP SAVING HER FOR YOU. 1418 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,850 STOP! IT'S TIME I BROKE YOUR NOSE, ANGUS. 1419 01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:44,020 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, ASSHO-- 1420 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:47,356 COME ON, MAN. KEEP-- 1421 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:48,792 WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL, ANGUS. 1422 01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:50,126 [GROANS] 1423 01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,065 GOOD THING YOU'RE LEAVING. 1424 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:05,341 I'M STILL HERE, ASSHOLE. 1425 01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:08,544 I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE! 1426 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:12,015 YOU PUSH ME DOWN AND I'LL GET RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN, AGAIN, 1427 01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,483 AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN! 1428 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:20,857 I COULD BEAT YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE BETTER THAN YOU, RICK! 1429 01:19:20,890 --> 01:19:22,158 I DON'T WANT TO BE BETTER THAN ANYBODY! 1430 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,927 I WANNA BE WHO I AM: 1431 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,930 A FAT KID WHO'S GOOD AT SCIENCE AND FAIR AT FOOTBALL! 1432 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:31,234 THAT'S WHO I AM! I CAN LIVE WITH IT. WHY CAN'T YOU? 1433 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:33,970 BECAUSE IT'S NOT NORMAL! YOU'RE NOT NORMAL! 1434 01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,171 AND WHO IS? YOU? 1435 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,873 YOU BET YOUR ASS. 1436 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:40,209 AND SO WHAT, TO BE NORMAL, WE ALL HAVE TO BE LIKE YOU? 1437 01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:44,347 THERE ARE 400 PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM THAT ARE NOTHING LIKE YOU! 1438 01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:48,517 SOME OF THEM ARE FAT; SOME OF THEM ARE SKINNY; SOME OF THEM ARE TALL; 1439 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:50,519 SOME OF THEM ARE SHORT. 1440 01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:53,022 SOME OF THEM HAVE BRACES; SOME OF THEM HAVE BIRTHMARKS 1441 01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:55,524 OR SCARS OR FRIZZY HAIR... 1442 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:59,062 OR EARS THAT STICK OUT. 1443 01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:02,231 BUT MOST OF THEM PROBABLY WALK THROUGH THESE HALLS EVERY DAY... 1444 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:07,070 NEVER TELLING ANYBODY THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT OR NEED OR BELIEVE... 1445 01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:10,439 BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE YOU, 1446 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,876 HAVE THEM TERRIFIED OF BEING WHO THEY ARE. 1447 01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:17,446 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE NORMAL, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THEM? 1448 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:20,950 SO, WHICH IS IT, RICK? 1449 01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:23,552 ARE YOU NORMAL... 1450 01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:26,155 OR ARE YOU JUST ONE OF US? 1451 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:29,392 WHATEVER I AM, IT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE. 1452 01:20:32,128 --> 01:20:33,529 THANK GOD. 1453 01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,235 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1454 01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:58,454 [NEW SONG PLAYS] 1455 01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:01,524 * YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE TO ME SOFTLY... * 1456 01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:03,292 I WANNA DANCE ONE MORE. 1457 01:21:03,326 --> 01:21:04,961 OK, I'LL WAIT OVER BY THE TABLE. 1458 01:21:04,994 --> 01:21:07,530 NO! I WANNA DANCE IT WITH YOU. 1459 01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:10,233 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I CAN'T-- 1460 01:21:10,266 --> 01:21:14,137 SCREW 'EM, ANGUS. JUST DANCE. 1461 01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:16,472 * ON AND ON AND ON 1462 01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:22,311 * YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE TO ME SOFTLY * 1463 01:21:22,345 --> 01:21:26,882 * WHEN I'M FEELIN' BLUE AND LONELY * 1464 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,389 * ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF YOU * 1465 01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:37,493 * WE HAD JUST ONE NIGHT, BUT IT LINGERS * 1466 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:39,162 * ON AND ON AND ON... 1467 01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:41,164 YOU WANNA SPAZ OUT WITH ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR? 1468 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,532 AND WATCH ALL THE DILDOS? 1469 01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:45,901 TROY, WE ARE THOSE DILDOS. 1470 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,372 OK! 1471 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:52,141 * "BABY, DON'T YOU CRY" 1472 01:21:52,175 --> 01:21:53,342 * "PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME NOW"... * 1473 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:58,181 BUDS! OHH! OHH. 1474 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:05,021 UM--YOU BROKE HIS NOSE, UM... 1475 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:08,424 WEDBERG. TROY WEDBERG. 1476 01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:20,003 * YOU GAVE YOUR LOVE TO ME SOFTLY * 1477 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,670 ANGUS! 1478 01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,339 WOULD YOU WALK ME HOME? 1479 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,213 YOU MEAN TONIGHT, AFTER THE DANCE? 1480 01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:34,317 * ...STAY WITH ME TONIGHT 1481 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:40,956 * LA LA LA LA LA LA... 1482 01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,348 Angus, voice-over: THE DANCE ENDED. 1483 01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,150 SCHOOL CLOSED FOR THE HOLIDAY. 1484 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:17,320 RICK SANFORD GOT SUSPENDED FOR HIS LITTLE PRANK. 1485 01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:20,489 I GOT INTO JEFFERSON, BUT I DIDN'T GO. 1486 01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,125 I SAID, "SCREW 'EM." 1487 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:38,341 I FINALLY KNEW WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 1488 01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,509 I HAD HAD MY MOMENT. 1489 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:43,179 AND THEN I HEARD MY GRANDFATHER'S VOICE SAY TO ME: 1490 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:47,116 "NOW GO HAVE ANOTHER." MAYBE I WILL. 1491 01:24:47,150 --> 01:24:51,354 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE MELISSA LEFEVRE ACTUALLY LIKES ME. 1492 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:53,556 ALL I KNOW IS, 1493 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,758 I'M STILL HERE. 1494 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,875 ["J.A.R." BY GREEN DAY PLAYING] 1495 01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:30,426 * MY FRIEND DROVE OFF THE OTHER DAY * 1496 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,728 * NOW HE'S GONE AND ALL THEY SAY * 1497 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:36,365 * IS YOU GOT TO LIVE 'CAUSE LIFE GOES ON * 1498 01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:40,903 * AND NOW I SEE I'M MORTAL, TOO * 1499 01:25:40,936 --> 01:25:43,472 * I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE LIKE YOU * 1500 01:25:43,506 --> 01:25:46,875 * GOT TO LIVE IT UP WHILE LIFE GOES ON * 1501 01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:52,548 * AND I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT * 1502 01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,417 * THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE 1503 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:58,421 * 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WANNA LIVE * 1504 01:25:58,454 --> 01:26:00,756 * IT'S HOW I GIVE 1505 01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:03,326 * AND I'M STILL GIVIN' 1506 01:26:07,330 --> 01:26:09,898 * AND NOW I WONDER 'BOUT MY FRIEND * 1507 01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:12,435 * IF HE GAVE ALL HE COULD GIVE * 1508 01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:15,771 * 'CAUSE HE LIVED HIS LIFE LIKE I LIVE MINE * 1509 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,609 * IF YOU COULD SEE INSIDE MY HEAD * 1510 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:22,911 * THEN YOU'D START TO UNDERSTAND * 1511 01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:26,449 * THE THINGS I VALUE IN MY HEART * 1512 01:26:28,851 --> 01:26:31,920 * AND I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT * 1513 01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:33,689 * THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE 1514 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,460 * 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WANNA LIVE * 1515 01:26:37,493 --> 01:26:40,296 * IT'S HOW I GIVE 1516 01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:42,731 * AND I'M STILL GIVIN' 1517 01:26:51,974 --> 01:26:54,643 * YOU KNOW THAT 1518 01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:57,380 * WELL, I KNOW THAT 1519 01:26:57,413 --> 01:27:00,916 * YOU'RE WATCHING ME 1520 01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:26,842 * WELL, I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT * 1521 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:28,677 * THAT I DO WHAT I LIKE 1522 01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:32,515 * 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WANNA LIVE * 1523 01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:34,983 * IT'S HOW I GIVE 1524 01:27:35,017 --> 01:27:37,520 * I'M STILL GIVIN' 1525 01:27:46,362 --> 01:27:48,697 * GOT TO MAKE A PLAN, GOT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT * 1526 01:27:48,731 --> 01:27:51,367 * CAN'T RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES IF YOU WANNA BUILD A LIFE * 1527 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,869 * BUT I DON'T WANNA MAKE A PLAN FOR A DAY FAR AWAY * 1528 01:27:53,902 --> 01:27:56,305 * WHILE I'M YOUNG AND WHILE I'M ABLE ALL I WANNA DO IS-- * 1529 01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,674 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 1530 01:28:12,588 --> 01:28:14,423 Troy: ANGUS! 1531 01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:17,025 Kessler: MR. BETHUNE. 1532 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:18,927 Meg: ANGUS! 1533 01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:22,064 MR. BETHUNE. 1534 01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,867 Jody: ANGUS...BETHUNE? 1535 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,702 Angus and Troy: ALL RIGHT! 1536 01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:59,495 Troy: ANGUS! 1537 01:29:59,528 --> 01:30:01,564 ANGUS! 1538 01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:03,065 ANGUS! 1539 01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:04,066 [DRUMS STOP] 1540 01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:07,135 HOLY SHIT! 99921

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