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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:07,958 [tense music playing] 2 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:16,333 [Shimura groans] 3 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,500 This is a warning. 4 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:33,750 Shimura? 5 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:36,333 Shimura! 6 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:37,791 Shimura! 7 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,666 Aki. 8 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,333 Are you okay? 9 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:46,791 [groans] 10 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:49,416 I wasn't much of a fighter. 11 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,333 At least you're okay. 12 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:52,916 We've other issues now. 13 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:56,291 A warning? 14 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,041 But why Shimura? 15 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,958 Someone's jealous because we're popular, so they attack Shimura? 16 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,291 Maybe. 17 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,458 You reek of alcohol. 18 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,083 Oh, no. You're imagining things. [chuckles] 19 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,541 I'm underage, you know? 20 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:11,208 I tell you what… 21 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:13,958 if something like this happens again, then next time I'm gonna-- 22 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,208 It's very fishy. 23 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:16,791 Do I smell that bad? 24 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,583 These events are too coincidental. 25 00:01:18,666 --> 00:01:19,750 -I agree. -[sniffing] 26 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:23,291 It's likely that the hacker and your attackers are the same guys. 27 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,583 Oh, now I get it. 28 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:26,041 But how did they do it? 29 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:28,583 Our username and passwords are very secure. 30 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:30,083 It beats me too. 31 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:33,458 Unless somehow, they got their hands on our password. 32 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:34,708 But how? 33 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,791 -Kanegon. -Hmm? 34 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:41,875 You didn't fall for some phishing scheme on a porn site, did you? 35 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,583 Oh, come on. I'm not a pervert or anything. 36 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:49,583 Hey, Kanegon. Show us how you edit. 37 00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:50,625 You really wanna know? 38 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:52,416 -Yes! -No. Wait, really? 39 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,083 Okay. [laughs] 40 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:55,583 -Oh, this is so great. -[phone beeps] 41 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:58,791 -[Toru] Let me see, V-I-R-A-L. -[girl 1] Viral. 42 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:03,083 -[Toru] H-I-and-T -[girl 2] Ah! 43 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,583 [girl 1] Don't forget the password. 44 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,708 [Toru] K-K-D… 45 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:07,833 [whimpers] Oh. 46 00:02:07,916 --> 00:02:09,916 Hmm? What's wrong? 47 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 [Toru] Oh no. 48 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,250 It's nothing 49 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,208 HIGH SCHOOL 50 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:26,625 -Oh, hi. I had a great time last night-- -I'm sure you did. 51 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:30,041 -If you want the girls' info-- -[Toru] The password! 52 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,291 You stole it. 53 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:34,166 What? I don't know. 54 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:37,125 -You're making things up. -Don't play dumb with me. 55 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:40,333 You got our account suspended and you had those guys ambush Shimura. 56 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:42,583 What do you mean? What are you accusing me of? 57 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:44,083 I don't have time for this. 58 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,166 [gasps] 59 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,666 Recently, I joined an agency. So I'm busy. 60 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,125 -Have a good day. -Hey! Wait, you… 61 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,666 God dammit! 62 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,333 What am I going to do? 63 00:02:57,416 --> 00:02:59,208 [pop music playing over speakers] 64 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,625 -Good work today. -[Kaho] You too. 65 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:04,125 -What happened to you? -Huh? 66 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,458 Your head. 67 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,833 Oh, this. 68 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:10,000 Did you fight again? 69 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,166 Uh, no, I didn't. I got ambushed. 70 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,791 It was two against one. 71 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,125 I didn't stand a chance. 72 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:17,666 Who did this to you? 73 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,208 I don't know. But, don't worry. 74 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:21,916 Next time, they don't stand a chance. 75 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:23,958 [chuckles] 76 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:27,791 Oh, here. I forgot to return this. Thank you. 77 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,500 Oh, thank you. 78 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:32,708 [gate slams] 79 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:38,250 -[pop music continues] -Uh, can I… 80 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,375 Huh? 81 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, yeah. I was wondering about our café date. 82 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,000 Ah! [giggles] 83 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,250 I'll let you know, yeah? 84 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:50,250 -Well, better get back to it. -Yeah, I'll be right there. 85 00:03:52,916 --> 00:03:54,375 [phone buzzing] 86 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,208 I KNOW WHO DID IT 87 00:03:58,291 --> 00:03:59,541 Kanegon? 88 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:07,500 [Rumi] Hey, so I heard that Viral Hit's account got hacked. 89 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:09,250 Really? 90 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,125 Mr. Kimishima, was that you? 91 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:13,333 [laughs] And why would I do that? 92 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:17,083 Anyway, this is good. Now you don't have them to worry about. 93 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,208 Hmm. 94 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,625 But… I really want more followers. 95 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:25,875 [chuckles] Oh, I know. 96 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:32,708 I told you. I'll do anything for you, Rumi. Hmm? 97 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:35,000 [chuckles] Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,625 [Shimura] Influencer agency? 99 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:50,166 Yeah. Rumi recently joined an agency. 100 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,375 That's it there. 101 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:55,083 CANDY CROWN CREATOR 102 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:59,083 -There she is. -Not the point. Keep scrolling down. 103 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,250 Hey! These are the guys who attacked me. 104 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,833 Yeah, I thought so. 105 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:10,500 Now all the dots are connected. 106 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:14,166 We need to solve this quickly so I can redeem myself to Aki. 107 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,958 Redeem yourself? Why? 108 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:21,708 -What's Aki got to do with… -Come on! You know I have a crush on her. 109 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:26,458 -No. -Hey, you haven't figured that out yet? 110 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:27,916 Uh, no. 111 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,333 [Toru] Jeez. We need an emergency meeting now. 112 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,583 At Aki's! 113 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,458 Come on! 114 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,750 [Shimura] How long has this been going on? 115 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,083 PINGURI 116 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:44,583 They've got 600 subscribers who post videos doing obnoxious shit in public. 117 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:47,916 And you think it was Rumi who had them attack me, right? 118 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,958 She denied it, but there's no doubt they're connected. 119 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:53,791 They got hold of my password after she stole it. 120 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:57,875 Mmm. Let's go to police. There's no doubt that this is a crime. 121 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,750 [Toru] I know where you're coming from, 122 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:04,083 but if we do that, our channel, it could get taken down. 123 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:08,291 Young people are flocking to the streaming app 124 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:09,791 that we've been using. 125 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,750 But since it's so new, there's no oversight. 126 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,250 That's how we do what we do. 127 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,791 If they find out we're making money by using violence, 128 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:20,208 they'll ban our account immediately. 129 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,000 So, what are you saying? We should forget it? 130 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,791 -[tense music playing] -We've just found our next opponent. 131 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:32,125 They trapped you, they think, but you allowed it. Didn't you? 132 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:36,041 Hang on a sec. There are two of them, yeah? 133 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,416 I was off my guard when they attacked. 134 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:42,500 We'll be bringing down streamers who attack members of the public. 135 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:45,208 Good content, it'll make money. 136 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,166 HOW TO BEAT A THUG IN A FIGHT 137 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,666 Can I really win by listening to you? 138 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:55,250 [groaning] 139 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,583 How am I supposed to fight two guys at once? 140 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:06,000 [phone chimes] 141 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:07,708 NEW VIDEO ALERT 142 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,916 HOW TO WIN AGAINST MULTIPLE OPPONENTS 143 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,666 -Yes! -[rhythmic electronic music playing] 144 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:19,541 [TOU-KEI] What happens when a person with zero training in martial arts 145 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,916 attempts to fight multiple opponents at once? 146 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,666 He will never win. 147 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:29,916 Yeah. But you're gonna show me some new moves now, aren't you? 148 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,791 If you are serious about winning, 149 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:36,041 you must master at least ten of my techniques. 150 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:37,166 Ten? Wow. 151 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,916 That's kind of a lot… 152 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:39,916 [inhales through teeth] 153 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,208 [TOU-KEI] That's right. In other words, 154 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:45,375 there's no chance for a beginner like you to win. 155 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,833 You cannot win against multiple opponents. 156 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:49,750 So give up. 157 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:51,750 What? You serious? 158 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:54,500 I… oh… come on! There's nothing? 159 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:55,791 [TOU-KEI] However, 160 00:07:55,875 --> 00:08:00,125 even if you can't win the fight, you can still win the game. 161 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,500 URABE GENERAL HOSPITAL 162 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:06,625 I'm glad to hear your son is enjoying school. 163 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,666 I think he's made some good friends. 164 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,500 He's been so lively lately. 165 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:13,250 Your son is busy enjoying his age! 166 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,916 He's already in high school. 167 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,750 -What if he starts dating someone? -[laughs] 168 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,875 [woman] Now, we have a meeting at 10:00 today. 169 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:19,791 Yes, I'm aware. 170 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,125 Great work today. 171 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:24,041 -Good morning. -Hello, Director. Good morning. 172 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:27,541 Oh, look, are you feeling better today? 173 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:29,250 I have good and bad days. 174 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:33,583 Don't worry. With us working together, we'll beat this thing. 175 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:35,625 -Thank you. -Mm. 176 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:41,625 [nurse] The director's such a wonderful man. 177 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:44,041 [tense music playing] 178 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,625 KABUKICHO 179 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:48,750 Hello! 180 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:51,083 -I'm Pink! Yeah! -Green! Yeah! 181 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,916 Tonight we're hitting the nightlife to prank some people! 182 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,875 Whoo! 183 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:57,791 Which unsuspecting victim will give us the best reaction? 184 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,416 -It's showtime! -Woo-hoo! 185 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,916 -Hey, hey. What about that girl? Woo-hoo! -Yo! 186 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,500 -He went for it! -[woman 1] So cute. 187 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:05,375 -[woman 2] Yeah, he's gorgeous. -[Pink] Miss! 188 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,333 -There's a snake on you. -[both scream] 189 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,208 Whoa! Oh my God! 190 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,291 [Green and Pink] Just run! 191 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,041 -[Pink] Come on, run! -[Green] Just run! 192 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,625 [Pink] Run some more! 193 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:16,416 [Shimura] You bastards. 194 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,458 That's quite enough of your bullshit. 195 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:22,375 [militant music playing] 196 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:25,208 [Aki] Time to go live. 197 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,541 DID HE GET TALLER? 198 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:29,916 IT'S A GROWTH SPURT LOL 199 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,416 You're the guy from Viral Hit? 200 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,208 [Green] Why the hell are you here? 201 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,000 GET 'EM, SHIMURA! LOL 202 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,000 TOO FUNNY LOL 203 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:43,041 We're starting now. The Viral Hit live stream. 204 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:51,708 [TOU-KEI] How to win against multiple opponents. 205 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:55,375 The answer lies in your nature. 206 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:59,333 It's bluff and intimidation. 207 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:04,541 The bluff of a mantis, fending off an attacker for survival! 208 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:09,916 The intimidation of a gorilla defending his rank in the hierarchy. 209 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:15,125 Now, show them that you can take them all on, 210 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:18,333 even though you're alone. 211 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:20,500 Last time you caught me off guard. 212 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:24,291 I can take you both on. Not an issue. 213 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,333 [grunts] Heh! 214 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,000 [TOU-KEI] The bluff of a mantis! 215 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,583 Give me the new password and get the hell out of here… 216 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:31,875 [gruffly] …or I'll kill both of you! 217 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,791 [TOU-KEI] Intimidation of a gorilla! 218 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,375 Whoa, wait a minute. We're already live, so… 219 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,708 [Green] That's right. 220 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:38,750 [both chuckle] 221 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,333 [TOU-KEI] However, 222 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:43,458 you must never forget this one point. 223 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:46,416 Don't ever let your opponent catch on… 224 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,583 [groans] 225 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,791 …to your bluff and intimidation. 226 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,875 -You idiot. What are you doing? -I just… 227 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,458 [Pink] Hey, wait a minute. Look at this. 228 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,708 His shoes are full of all these insoles. 229 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,416 [both laughing] 230 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,291 Dipshit. 231 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,500 Do you think we're dumb or something? Huh? 232 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,875 -[Shimura] Hey! Hey! -[Green] Don't mess with us. 233 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:08,791 [laughs] 234 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,916 [Shimura] Damn it. I can't hear the master's voice anymore. 235 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,166 What should I do? 236 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,166 -What's this? What's this! -Stop it. I said stop! 237 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,000 -Come on! Show me! -[Shimura groans] 238 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,541 -We're gone. -[Green] Show me! 239 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,708 -[laughing] -Look at his shoulder! 240 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:22,833 -[Green] It's all padded. It's fake! -[laughing] 241 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,333 SHOULDER PADS ARE SO 80S 242 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,500 THIS IS HILARIOUS 243 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:26,625 [Pink] He's such a loser! 244 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,250 [rhythmic drum music playing] 245 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,125 [both laughing] 246 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,916 I can't stand your type of person. 247 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,083 It's time. 248 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,250 Beatdown time! 249 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,666 -[grunts] -[groans] Ah! 250 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,875 [Pink] Don't mess with us. 251 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,625 -Take… -[growls] 252 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,166 -[both straining, grunting] -[suspenseful music playing] 253 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,750 [Pink] Damn it! That hurt, you bastard! 254 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,583 [all grunting] 255 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:52,500 [Shimura] I don't know. Something's wrong with me. 256 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,833 [Pink] Ah! Take it! 257 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,666 -This is bad. -Just wait. 258 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,916 -[Green] Yes! -[grunting] 259 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,625 -[Shimura gasping, grunting] -[Pink and Green grunting] 260 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,666 -[Shimura] What's happening to me? -[Pink] Wait! Hey! 261 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,541 [Toru] Come on! 262 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,750 [Pink] Hey! Wait! 263 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:11,708 [Green] Hey! 264 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,000 [Pink] You're going nowhere! Hey! 265 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,750 -[Green] Wait! -[Shimura] I'm scared to death. 266 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,291 -But at the same time, kinda pumped. -[Pink and Green yelling] 267 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:30,291 VIRAL HIT 268 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,541 [motors revving] 269 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,125 -[Shimura panting] -[Pink] Wait up! 270 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,291 Damn it! 271 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,291 Bastard! Stop running away! Hey! 272 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,625 [Shimura continues panting] Ah! Ah! 273 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:48,875 [Pink growls] 274 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,666 Catch him! Hey! Hey! 275 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,125 Get over here, bastard. 276 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,333 [motors revving] 277 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,083 -[Pink] Hey, stop! -[Shimura grunting] 278 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,500 -[Pink] Hey! -[man] Look out! 279 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,000 -[both grunting] -[tires screeching] 280 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,583 [both yelping] 281 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,625 [boys yelping] 282 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,541 -Calf kick! Calf kick! -[Green and Pink howl] 283 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,291 [grunting] 284 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,708 [Pink] Wait! Hey, you! Come back! 285 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,625 [Shimura grunting] 286 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,750 -[tires screeching] -[Shimura yelping] 287 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,750 [Pink] You have to let it go! 288 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,750 -Calf kick! [grunts] -[Pink yowls] 289 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,125 -[Pink wails] Ow! -[Shimura grunting, panting] 290 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,208 [Green] Ugh! That really hurt. 291 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,916 [Pink] You bastard. 292 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,541 I won't forgive you! 293 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,583 -[Pink and Green gasping] -[Aki] That's enough! 294 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,791 The match is over, can't you see? 295 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,958 Huh? Who the hell are you? 296 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:02,375 You know much better than anyone how exhausted you must be. 297 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,583 [Green] Don't mess with us. 298 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,958 -We're not leaving until this is finished. -All right then, go ahead. 299 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,375 That is, if you don't care that you look like a couple of asses. 300 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,750 MISSED THE BEST BIT LOL 301 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,041 KEEP UP, CAMERAMAN! 302 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,708 [panting] 303 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,166 Hand over the password, then go home. 304 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,791 -Shit! -[both thud] 305 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,958 [Green groans] Shit! 306 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,083 PASSWORD CHANGE COMPLETE 307 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,625 [Ai] Everything's back to normal. 308 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,875 I've changed the password again. 309 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,125 Yeah! I didn't expect you to put up a fight like this. 310 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,916 When they started at you, I thought you were done! [chuckles] 311 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,166 Yes, that's right. Well… have I just gone nuts? 312 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,750 I don't fully understand it either. 313 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:58,083 At some point, I was afraid, but also fearless. 314 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:01,583 Like… like I was pumped, you know? 315 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:04,791 That's so great. Main thing is you're okay. 316 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,500 Maybe I'm not okay at all. [laughs] 317 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,833 [driving electronic music playing] 318 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,500 Hello there. I apologize to all of you about the recent suspension. 319 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,291 -CONGRATS ON YOUR COMEBACK -YOU WENT THROUGH HELL 320 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,916 Our main channel was hijacked by some nasty trolls. 321 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,291 My recent fight you saw on the subchannel, 322 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,625 you can now see on my main channel. 323 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:27,875 Oh, and please, keep up the donations! 324 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,250 -[device beeps] -Okay! 325 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,541 Aki, how are the donations? 326 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,250 -[Aki] Fantastic donations pouring in. -[Shimura] All right! 327 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,708 You see, you can't do without me, can you? 328 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,041 You've got a nerve, haven't you? 329 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,250 You're the one who got us into this trouble. 330 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,916 [Toru] Yeah, sorry about that. 331 00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:48,458 Kanegon. What's next for us then? 332 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,750 [video game sounds bleeping] 333 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,291 [game characters grunting] 334 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,458 [man 1] Hey, when are you gonna quit? 335 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:01,500 [man 2] Move, damn it! 336 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,250 [game voice] K.O. 337 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,166 I died. 338 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,875 Your turn's over. Over! Now move it! 339 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:10,833 Go! 340 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,083 [man 2] What, punk? Wanna go? 341 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,750 What are you, Viral Hit 2.0? 342 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,458 [tense music playing] 343 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,125 Give me 100. 344 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,208 [man 1] What? 345 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,541 [men groaning] 346 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,291 VIRAL HIT 347 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,458 VIRAL HIT #3 RECOMMENDED VIDEO 348 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,416 [students screaming on video] 349 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,791 [HAMAKEN on video]You little rat! 350 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:47,291 VIRAL HIT #1 TOP PICK VIDEO 351 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,375 Viral Hit. 352 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,750 [music fades] 353 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,500 I'll put your fresh clothes here. 354 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,666 Thank you. 355 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,833 -Say, have you heard of streamers? -What? 356 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:09,833 Kids these days want to be streamers when they grow up. It says it, just look. 357 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,166 Is that right? 358 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,583 #1 DREAM JOB FOR BOYS: STREAMER 359 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,958 Oh, but I'm not into that. [chuckles] 360 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:21,375 Of course not. Why would people want to watch streaming of you? 361 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,666 [Shimura] Ah, you're right. 362 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,875 Oh, maybe I should give it a try. 363 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,750 And who's gonna watch that? 364 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:30,666 Oh, I think I'd be pretty good at it. 365 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,875 Like a mother fighting off a disease. [laughs] 366 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,291 [chuckles] 367 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,416 Just curious. 368 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,958 What do you think now that you've read about them? 369 00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:44,666 Why do you ask? 370 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,291 Oh. Like I said, just curious. 371 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,500 I don't see anything wrong with it. 372 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:57,166 But… I'd be worried as a parent. 373 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,541 I'd rather my child work a normal job like you do now. 374 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,791 I see. 375 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,958 Oh. It's time for me to get going. 376 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,625 -So busy! Working again? -No. 377 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,708 There's just something I need to do. 378 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,625 You seeing a girl? 379 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,666 Oh, of course not. No, you're wrong! 380 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,166 Aw. That's too bad. 381 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:28,000 [both laugh] 382 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,541 VIRAL HIT 383 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:35,458 [Toru] Viral Hit is looking for fighters. Refer yourself or others. 384 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,791 All right, it's uploaded. 385 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:41,500 Oh, look! It's already got views. 386 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,958 Where's Shimura today? 387 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,208 Who knows? He said he was busy or something. 388 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,750 Is he working? 389 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,041 Don't think so. 390 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,291 -Oh. -He's seeing Asamiya. 391 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,041 He was all serious, saying he had to see her today. 392 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,166 I think it might be a date. 393 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:07,041 And, you know, it's… just the two of us here now. Isn't it? 394 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,833 [chuckles] Aren't you nervous, you know? 395 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,416 -[poignant music playing] -Uh… 396 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,916 -So, Aki… do you have a boyfriend? -[door slams open loudly] 397 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,291 Don't you dare lay a finger on my daughter. 398 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,416 KYOTO VEGETABLE MIBUNA BUBUZUKE 399 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,750 -Oh, I would never. -[jaunty music playing] 400 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,666 Well, I don't think I trust you. 401 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,791 Oh, that's silly. What are you talking about, Dad? 402 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:32,750 Dad? 403 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,250 Aki. 404 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,291 I'm glad that you made friends, but why do you only bring men around here? 405 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,291 [Aki] Oh, shut up and get back to work. 406 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,666 -Deh! -[splutters] 407 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,041 Hey! 408 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,708 [slides door closed loudly] 409 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,291 Sorry. 410 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,416 [laughs] It's okay. 411 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,541 I guess you guys are, um, used to joking around with each other, yeah? 412 00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,125 Uh… he was deadly serious. 413 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,166 Oh, I see. 414 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,541 Where did you live when you were overseas? 415 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,875 We were in the US. 416 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,250 Yeah? That's really great. 417 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,958 Dad's work took us there for 12 years. 418 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,041 It… was tough. 419 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,416 -[buoyant electronic music playing] -[birdsong] 420 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,541 [no in-scene audio] 421 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,166 Thank you for paying. Hope it was okay. 422 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,916 It was my way to thank you for the other day. 423 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,250 That's nice! 424 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,375 Parfait was great! 425 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,083 Mm. You wanted to talk? 426 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,875 Something on your mind? 427 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,250 Oh, right. Uh, yes. 428 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,125 [Shimura] Now I can't make myself ask it. 429 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,666 Asamiya-san… 430 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:17,416 -Your house, it's fancy. -Huh? 431 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,625 [Shimura] What the hell am I saying? 432 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,958 Actually, the other day, 433 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,166 I followed you to return your handkerchief. 434 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,541 Uh, I…I wasn't trying to stalk you. 435 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,333 Mm, I understand. 436 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:35,166 It just… felt like you and I… are kind of different. 437 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,875 Your dad must be a very important person. 438 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:41,791 That's not true. He's fairly normal. 439 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,666 I wondered why you worked part-time. 440 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,541 What's so weird about that? 441 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,708 I guess nothing. [laughs] 442 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:49,375 So that was it? 443 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,333 Oh. 444 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,666 No. Not entirely. 445 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,083 [music fades]. 446 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,666 Another time, I think. 447 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,958 Mm. Okay, then. 448 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,166 [laughs softly] 449 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,791 Guys! [laughs] 450 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,375 I found your next opponent. 451 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,375 Really, who is it? 452 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,833 Shinjo Reo. 453 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,916 He's a Tae kwon do champion. 454 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,458 Tae kwon do? 455 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:53,125 The thought of you facing off with him is sending the viewers crazy! 456 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,458 He's a high school dropout and notorious troublemaker. 457 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,750 They say that he smashes his wristwatch every fight. 458 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,083 It's a hot matchup. 459 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,833 The buzz will be huge and think of the donations. 460 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,875 -Wait a minute, I-- -[Aki] It's too dangerous. 461 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,791 It's reckless taking on a skilled guy like that. 462 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,000 I agree. 463 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,458 Sorry, but that's how it is. 464 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:18,000 The reason the viewers are so hyped… 465 00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,083 is 'cause he volunteered himself! 466 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,041 @REOSHINJO FIGHT ME 467 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,583 IT'S HIM! 468 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:27,875 SHINJO FOUND YOU! 469 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:28,875 GAME OVER LOL 470 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:29,791 No way. 471 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,083 -[woman] Asamiya? -Yeah? 472 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,166 ['60s pop music playing over speakers] 473 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,833 Did you see this? 474 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:43,750 VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 475 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,833 Oh, that's us. 476 00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:47,708 [man] Someone managed to figure it out 477 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:51,625 from the video of you on Hamaken TV and Viral Hit. 478 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,583 FOUND TRUE BEAUTY! 479 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,500 WIFE MATERIAL 480 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,166 [woman] You should be careful. 481 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:59,916 Let me know if any weirdos come in. I'll tell the manager. 482 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,500 Yeah. 483 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,500 Don't let these test results bring you down. 484 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,333 -Your numbers will improve again. -[sighs] 485 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,333 -[boy 1] Whoa!! Awesome! -[boy 2] He won again! 486 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:15,875 [mother] Sh! Boys! Keep it down. We're in hospital. 487 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,375 It's okay. 488 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,708 Oh, that looks fun. What are you watching? 489 00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:22,666 Viral Hit. 490 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,666 He's super popular. 491 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,833 [doctor] So, this is what kids are into these days? 492 00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:29,708 [boy 2] I'm gonna be a streamer when I grow up. 493 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,750 [chuckles] Very good. I hope you will. Mm. 494 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:36,000 -Thank you so much. Thank you. -Oh! Awesome punching! 495 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,625 ASAMIYA: THAT WAS FUN 496 00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:44,583 SEE YOU AT WORK 497 00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:47,625 [phone chiming] 498 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,041 Hi there. 499 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,625 Shimura, where are you? 500 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:52,833 I'm heading off to work. Why? 501 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:54,500 Aki, she's in trouble! 502 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,708 [ominous music playing] 503 00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,708 [Shimura panting] 504 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,416 Don't make me repeat myself. 505 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,666 Shimura will not fight you. 506 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,083 I wasn't asking you. 507 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,625 Aki, that's enough. Let's go. 508 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:07,791 Let me go! 509 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:11,416 You volunteered yourself and now the viewers are egging us on. 510 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,833 Withdraw your challenge. 511 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,708 Don't tell me what to do. 512 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,500 -Please, Aki, let's go home. Come on! -Aki. Are you okay? 513 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,041 Did you call him? 514 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,875 -I'm sorry. -You should be ashamed. 515 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,166 Let's go home, Aki. 516 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,416 [Reo] Wait a second. 517 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:28,875 Will you fight me? 518 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,958 [ominous music continues] 519 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:33,916 I'm sorry, but I won't. 520 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,041 You're far too strong. 521 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,000 Then… 522 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,333 hand over your channel. 523 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,166 Huh? 524 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,208 [grunts] Ah! Ah! 525 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:49,583 -[Shimura] Kanegon! -I know you're making bank. 526 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,833 [Toru coughing] 527 00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,875 -Give it to me. -[Toru hacking] 528 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:58,833 -What are you saying? [grunts, groans] -[Shimura] Stop this! 529 00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:00,458 [yelping] Ah! Ugh! 530 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:04,208 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 531 00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:06,125 -[kicks thudding] -[Toru grunting] 532 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:09,000 I said stop it! 533 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,250 [music fades] 534 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,791 [tense music playing] 535 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,250 [Reo] Hand it over. 536 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,083 Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 537 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:26,208 [screaming] 538 00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:27,458 Let go of me! 539 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:30,833 [solemn choral music playing] 540 00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,333 [yelping] 541 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,208 [shudders] 542 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,291 [Aki choking] 543 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,416 Okay! Okay, then. 544 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,083 You can have it. 545 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:47,208 Our channel, it's yours. Just stop. Stop doing this. 546 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,000 [gasps] 547 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,125 Announce it in a video. 548 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,208 Tell everyone. 549 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:10,750 [music fades] 550 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:23,375 I hear that streamers are all the craze amongst the younger generation. 551 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,125 Um, yeah, they are. 552 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:27,916 They're even recognized by society now. 553 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,916 It's a cop-out for losers who can't land a real job. 554 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,583 RUMI 72,000 FOLLOWERS 555 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,708 [footsteps approach] 556 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:44,833 Here. 557 00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:47,666 My follower account has stopped growing lately. 558 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,416 You'll have times like that. 559 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:52,291 What should I do? 560 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:53,958 Hmm. 561 00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:58,583 Well, it costs money to get exposure and to promote you, you see. 562 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,208 [eerie music playing] 563 00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:03,666 If you took on more jobs, the cost can be offset. 564 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,166 Well, that's what I'll do. I'll take on more jobs. 565 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:11,333 Will you? Really? Ah, that would help out a lot. 566 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:12,916 Our sponsors are important. 567 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,541 I'll do it. What is it? 568 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,541 The job is simple. 569 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:26,958 That was a disaster, wasn't it? 570 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,208 Things are just getting too dangerous. 571 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,166 We're 572 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,666 just not cut out for this, I think. 573 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,416 I'm not buying it. 574 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:43,958 Huh? 575 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,333 I didn't want to hand it over. 576 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,750 That's our channel. It belongs to us. 577 00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:58,958 [poignant music playing] 578 00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:04,541 When you took on Hamaken, 579 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:06,833 I, 580 00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:10,333 truthfully, was very moved. 581 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,541 If we're weak and even made fun of, 582 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:17,125 that it's okay to be brave. 583 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,375 Miracles can happen. 584 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:21,791 So how can you… 585 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,916 say that you'll give up the channel so easily? 586 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,125 [labored breathing] 587 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,458 Is that… 588 00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:36,541 how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 589 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,625 Yeah, it is. 590 00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:44,041 There's no point taking on a guy like that for real. 591 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,208 I'm not an idiot. 592 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,791 [Aki] Are you okay? 593 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,750 What's wrong? 594 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,125 [poignant music continues] 595 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,458 Go away. 596 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,000 What are you saying? 597 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,916 -Aki came all this way-- -Just go! 598 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:11,625 Get outta here. 599 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:15,833 Come on, let's go. 600 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,583 [grunting] Ah! Ah! 601 00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:33,958 [echoes] Stop it! You're gonna kill him! 602 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,625 [groans, yelps] 603 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:38,583 [whimpering] 604 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:41,708 [choking, straining] 605 00:30:41,791 --> 00:30:42,666 [crying] 606 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,916 [tender music playing] 607 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,333 [crying] 608 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,500 I am such an idiot. 609 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,416 When Shinjo sets his sights on a target, 610 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,833 he attacks their friends 611 00:30:58,375 --> 00:31:00,666 rather than the target themselves. 612 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,208 In front of the target. 613 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,583 He's a real psychopath who gets a rush 614 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:13,333 from leaving his opponents totally helpless and also humiliated. 615 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,666 And they… 616 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,291 They say… 617 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:23,666 he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 618 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,291 He was released due to lack of evidence, 619 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,541 but no one has been charged with the killing. 620 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:31,375 That's how dangerous he is. 621 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,333 Someone like that… 622 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,250 I won't fight. 623 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,708 That's our channel. It belongs to us. 624 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,250 Is that 625 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,166 how little you care for Viral Hit and all we've done? 626 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:09,625 [groaning] 627 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:15,375 -[games whirring, chattering] -[muffled dance music playing over PA] 628 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:21,666 [Reo] Uploaded the video yet? 629 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,708 Not yet. 630 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:33,583 As I promised, you can have that channel to yourself. 631 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,791 But… I have one condition. 632 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,083 You must defeat me 633 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:43,000 in a fight one month from now. 634 00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:50,333 Just say time and place 635 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,250 when you actually decide. 636 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,958 So that's how it is. 637 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:03,125 [Aki] Huh? 638 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:06,833 What the hell are you thinking? I told you not to do this. 639 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:09,041 -I know, but I have. -Take it back! Immediately! 640 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,250 It's too late. We've already agreed on it. 641 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,250 I knew it. 642 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:17,708 You are an idiot. 643 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:19,375 You keep quiet. 644 00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:23,125 Well, I'll be off. I gotta start my training, yeah. 645 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,833 Hey. Wait, Shimura. 646 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:29,541 This time, you might not just walk away with injuries. 647 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,708 So, why… are you doing this? 648 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,708 For money. Why else would I? 649 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:41,833 [footsteps depart] 650 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,375 You must be kidding! 651 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:46,916 You just took an entire month off. 652 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,791 Yes, I'm sorry. 653 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,250 So, how long do you want to take off this time? 654 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,916 -[jaunty music playing] -About the same. 655 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,750 [scoffs] Shimura! 656 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,583 Are you secretly studying abroad or something like that? 657 00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:00,666 -Who takes leave from a part-time job? -I'm very sorry. 658 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:02,541 What… now you're gonna run? 659 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,375 -[entry bell jangles] -Shimura! Huh! 660 00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:07,666 Asamiya! 661 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,875 I talked to the manager about your shift. 662 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,750 I'm sorry for causing you trouble. 663 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:12,708 Mm. 664 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:16,041 Is this another fight? 665 00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:16,958 Mm. 666 00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:18,791 Oh, don't worry though. 667 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:21,166 I've got someone I can count on. 668 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,125 -I see. -Mm. 669 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:29,916 Tell me, would you still… do it if your friend… wasn't there? 670 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,000 [chuckles] Why are you asking me that? 671 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:37,541 [chuckles] Well, you keep challenging tougher opponents. I'm worried. 672 00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:40,291 Oh, that's nice. 673 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:45,666 I was wondering… whether we could go out again 674 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,750 when my next fight is over? 675 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:52,500 I want to tell you what I couldn't the last time we met. 676 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:55,875 Of course! 677 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,583 It's a date, okay? 678 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,416 Mm. Okay, deal! 679 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,541 Mm. [giggles] 680 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,125 Tae kwon do? 681 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:20,916 I need to learn so I can win this thing. 682 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:26,291 Well… if you can stop him from using his legs, 683 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,750 you might have a chance at winning. 684 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,958 Stop him using his legs. 685 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:34,791 But… that's not something a novice can accomplish in a month. 686 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,583 Yeah, I figured that. 687 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:42,666 -[man] Hey, Tatsuya. Time for a spa. -Okay. 688 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:46,125 -Oh, sorry, I interrupted. -No worries. Happy to help you. 689 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,208 Thanks. 690 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,291 -Here you go. -Let's do it. 691 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,583 [door opens, closes] 692 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,416 [Shimura] Oh, nothing. 693 00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:12,750 [man 1] He's here, Sir. 694 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,750 -[man 2 groans] -This way. 695 00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,625 [tense music playing] 696 00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:21,750 [echoing] That's BAD FELLOWS. 697 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:22,750 Who are they? 698 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:23,791 You don't know? 699 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:28,375 It's a super popular show that pits amateur fighters against each other. 700 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:32,958 -Are you Shimura from Viral Hit? -Uh, yes. 701 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,625 I'm the representative of BAD FELLOWS, 702 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:40,291 I'm Kuwata. 703 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:42,958 Oh, yes. I've heard of you. 704 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,750 That makes things easier. 705 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,375 What do you say? 706 00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,708 Would you star in our show? 707 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:50,916 Hey? 708 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,750 You could become even more famous than you are now. 709 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,666 Oh 710 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,458 Uh, wow. 711 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:00,666 Sorry, I'm not interested in that kind of thing. 712 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,916 Hmm? 713 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,916 I guess it's just… I mean, I'm not looking to become a professional fighter. 714 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,541 And I'm not interested in becoming famous. 715 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:10,458 Okay. 716 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:15,416 Well… if you ever do need money, 717 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:17,375 please come to me anytime. 718 00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,916 I'd be glad to help you. 719 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,291 [door opens] 720 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,458 [door closes] 721 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:31,833 [Kuwata] Hmm. 722 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,875 -And there you are. -Thank you. 723 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:34,791 There's your change. 724 00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:36,416 -Thank you very much. -Thank you so much. 725 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,583 -Thanks, have a nice day. -[woman] That was delicious. 726 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,708 -[door opens] -[bell jangles] 727 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,958 -[door closes] -[bell jangles] 728 00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:45,291 -Okay, who's next? -['60s pop music playing over PA] 729 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,791 Dad. 730 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,416 VIRAL HIT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND! 731 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,875 [Hamaken on video] You're so annoying, you piece of trash! 732 00:37:56,958 --> 00:37:59,458 [Shimura] I'm not a loser, but you're a loser for sure! 733 00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:00,416 [Hamaken groans] 734 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,750 [sighs] 735 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,416 [phone chimes] 736 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,916 [man] Any more would be dangerous. 737 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,833 LOGAN 738 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,833 [pensive music playing] 739 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,833 [grunting] 740 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,291 [phone chimes] 741 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,791 NEW VIDEO FROM HOW_TO_FIGHT 742 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:49,583 HOW A NOVICE CAN BEAT A TAE KWON DO FIGHTER 743 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,875 [music fades] 744 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,125 ONE MONTH LATER 745 00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,208 [dramatic rock music playing] 746 00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:15,375 Let's go. 747 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:21,541 [Aki] They say 748 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,458 he murdered a fellow delinquent a few years ago. 749 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:56,083 [Toru] What? Shimura, where are you going? 750 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:57,166 He's fast. 751 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,125 [tense music playingj] 752 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,833 [Shimura] Fighting mindset, rule number one. 753 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,083 Make your opponent lose his cool. 754 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,291 You little… 755 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:23,166 What are you doing? 756 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:27,166 [Toru] You stay here. We'll use this to talk. 757 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,208 But why can't I come? 758 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,166 I want to handle this alone. 759 00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:35,416 I don't want you to see me… when I'm frightened. 760 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:38,458 IT'S ALREADY STARTED! 761 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:39,458 GO! SHIMURA! 762 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,833 IS HE SPRAYING WATER? 763 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,500 I NEED YOU TO WIN, SHIMURA 764 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,750 I'M SWEATING LOLOL 765 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:45,041 IT'S HAPPENING!!! 766 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:49,041 [drops hose] 767 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,250 [exhales] 768 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,500 [whooshing] 769 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,625 Keep your eyes shut, and you're dead. 770 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:05,708 How to beat a tae kwon do fighter, rule one. 771 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,583 Take control of the space so they can't use their feet. 772 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:12,791 [Shimura grunting] 773 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,083 [groans] 774 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,583 [grunting] 775 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:16,500 Dumbass. 776 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:18,916 You thought you could win by splashing water? 777 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,833 [straining] 778 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:21,541 [gasping] 779 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:23,625 What made you think I'd only kick? 780 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,541 [Shimura groaning] 781 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:32,291 This is… a fight, right? 782 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:42,666 [Shimura grunting] 783 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,791 You're right. 784 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,875 This is a fight. 785 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:50,583 [squeaks] 786 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,833 WHY ISN'T SHIMURA SLIPPING? 787 00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:54,416 HE'S WEARING WATER SHOES! 788 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,000 THAT'S SNEAKY LOL 789 00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:01,250 [Shimura grunting] 790 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,250 [Shimura] It's not over yet. We've barely begun. 791 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,791 [grunting continues] 792 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,666 [TOU-KEI] Nothing in the world frustrates a kicker a more 793 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,333 than a tackle. 794 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:31,625 The key to a successful tackle is to grab the back of the knees. 795 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:35,125 Grab and pull at the back of your opponent's knees. 796 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:41,083 You can take down even a large opponent. This is the double leg tackle! 797 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,875 Yeah! 798 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:44,541 [music intensifies] 799 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:50,291 [TOU-KEI] If the takedown is successful, your odds jump past 50%. 800 00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:56,625 But you must never swing your fist from above. 801 00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:01,416 You only get one chance against a martial opponent. 802 00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:04,750 You must finish them off in one blow. 803 00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:10,333 Put your hand behind your opponent's neck, 804 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:13,416 grab their collar and pull them close. 805 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,375 [grunting] 806 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:20,625 [both straining] 807 00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:27,500 [TOU-KEI] Even if your opponent resists, don't let go! 808 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:31,500 This is a technique that compresses the carotid artery. 809 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:33,416 The cross choke! 810 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:37,458 It takes ten seconds for your opponent to pass out. 811 00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:40,875 So, count it out in your head. 812 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:43,208 [Shimura] One… 813 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:44,916 Two… 814 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,375 -Yeah! -Three… 815 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,125 Four… 816 00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:50,125 Five… 817 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,916 -[students murmur] -[Shimura] Six… 818 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,458 Seven… 819 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:55,208 Eight… 820 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,291 Nine… 821 00:43:59,041 --> 00:43:59,875 HUH? 822 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:03,083 SHINJO DOESN'T LOOK WORRIED 823 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,791 YOU'RE RIGHT LOLOL 824 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:06,250 [Shimura straining] 825 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:09,208 -That's bad, the choke came off. -[Shimura groans] 826 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:11,750 Idiot. 827 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:15,041 -You didn't land it right. -[gasps] 828 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:18,541 [Shimura grunting] 829 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,625 Shimura! 830 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,250 ALMOST HAD IT! 831 00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,708 YOU WERE SO CLOSE! 832 00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:26,166 Oh no. Shinjo allowed the hold deliberately. 833 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,041 Huh? 834 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,708 [Reo] You really thought I'd fall for that move? 835 00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:34,625 [breathing heavily, sniffs] 836 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,125 This is what I wanted.8 837 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:38,750 [shoe plops] 838 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,666 [TOU-KEI] Remember, the only way 839 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:45,333 for an amateur to beat a tae kwon do fighter 840 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,833 is to steal their kicks. 841 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,875 Now I can use the legs. 842 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:57,750 [TOU-KEI] And if you fail to do that, there's only one thing left to do. 843 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:02,791 -Run for your life! -[alarm blaring] 844 00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:04,500 [gasps] 845 00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,750 -[kick thuds] -[Shimura groans] 846 00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:08,958 [Toru] Shimura! 847 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,291 It's too dangerous. Run! 848 00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:14,833 [Shimura] I'm such an idiot. 849 00:45:15,708 --> 00:45:17,833 Especially after all of that practice. 850 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,375 [Shimura groaning, grunting] 851 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,375 Oh shit. 852 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:34,708 This guy, he's gonna kill Shimura. 853 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:43,833 [solemn choral music playing] 854 00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:53,291 [approaching sirens wailing] 855 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:05,958 [gasping] 856 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:09,250 [Japanese rock music playing] 857 00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:25,416 VIRAL HIT 858 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,625 [Japanese rock music continues] 859 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,041 [music ends] k music continues] 59398

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