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Who is it?
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Hey, honey, it's me.
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Come in.
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That was a short date.
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You already went on your date?
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Yeah.
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That was like an hour.
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I know. Short date. That's okay.
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Not really what I expected.
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Well, you know, it was enough time for
dinner and some chit-chat.
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So what does that mean exactly?
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It's just what it was. Dinner and a
little chit-chat. You know, third date.
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I don't really think it's going
anywhere.
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Mom, just tell me what happened this
time.
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Well, you know, of course, sex always
comes up.
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And...
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I, you know, I'm just not ready.
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I'm just not ready for that.
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So, you know, I told him I had a latex
allergy.
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Can't use condoms.
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How come you're making up excuses, Mom?
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I, you know, like I said, I'm just not,
I'm not ready.
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I don't feel like being naked with a man
yet.
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You know, your father and I just... We
had our thing and we got divorced and
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I'm just not ready for anything else
yet.
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Okay, then.
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Bye.
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Do you need anything, honey? I'm going
to get ready for bed. Do you want some
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hot cocoa or... I think I'm fine, but
thanks, Mom.
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Okay.
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Well, have a good night, sweetheart.
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I'll see you in the morning.
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Sleep well, Mom.
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glad you guys came over today. It's so
nice to meet other people who are into
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running and so interested in doing the
marathon with us. It's something we've
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been wanting to do for so long, but it's
nice to have other people. It's really
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nice to include other people.
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Yeah, I'm excited that we've signed up
for this 5K. It's going to be really
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fun.
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What outfits do you guys have planned so
far?
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Oh, what are we going to wear? I
don't... We're not sure yet, but...
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Yeah, we like to match when we run. Oh,
that's so sweet.
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Well, we didn't actually bring you guys
here today to talk about the
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5K.
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I have to be honest with you, Mom. This
isn't about the running.
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It's an MDEC meeting.
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What?
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MDEC? Are you serious?
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What?
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I've been on it before.
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It's like one of those matchmaking
sites.
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On NetSkirt?
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Yeah, it's on NetSkirt. It's one of the
affiliated websites and stuff. But I've
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been on it before. I used it and I dated
someone. It didn't work out, but it's a
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good place to go. We've been on it for a
little bit.
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I'm still confused here.
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What is M-D-E-C?
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stand for what is what is that it's the
mother daughter exchange so
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we've been wanting to meet up all of us
mother
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daughter exchange club is just a really
good way for everyone to meet and make
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more friends we thought for the first
meeting both moms and daughters have to
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be there and we just wanted to get
together and kind of help you guys out
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we care about you
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See, my mom here is a pilot and she's
been seeing a flight attendant and
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didn't think that I knew about it.
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Yeah, I know about Jennifer and she's
been posting all over Netflix all about
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their relationship and you're going to
lose your job. You know it's against
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policy to date someone who works for the
same company. You're going to lose your
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job and you can't do that.
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She's a bad influence on you and it's
all over social media. She has pictures
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of you.
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I'm so sorry this made you so upset. I
had no clue she was doing all this.
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I also saw that she's been mentioning
some guy, too.
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What? I think she's been meeting with a
guy pretty regularly when she's not on
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flights with you.
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Oh, no. Are you serious? Are you sure?
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I just think she's a really bad
influence, and I think that Kristen here
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is a lot better. She's such a, like...
great student in school, and we thought
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that maybe, you know, you'd get along a
lot better. She's a better person to
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have in your life, and I care about you.
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Wait, hold on. You're trying to match up
my daughter
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with your mother?
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Is that what's going on here?
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Mom, let's be honest here, okay?
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Your date with Travis last time didn't
exactly go so well.
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She got home at like 8.30.
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And? She left at 7 o'clock. What do you
expect? It's not supposed to be a one
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hour date. What's the problem? We went
to dinner and that was that.
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I see no problem with that. I had my
friend Charlotte over and it was like...
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probably eight o'clock or something and
all of a sudden I hear what a vibrator
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going and Charlotte comes over to me and
she starts asking is that your mom
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coming right now?
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This is the most embarrassing thing that
I've ever happened to me. Charlotte got
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to school and went ahead and told
everyone what was happening and it's
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just you need to take care of this mom.
You need to just be a little more open
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all right?
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The whole school is talking about you
masturbating, Mom.
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That's not what I need.
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Okay. Wait.
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I can tell that you're really upset. And
I think that Miss James needs to, you
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know, kind of de-stress. She's a little
bit stressed out by the situation.
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I can tell that Kristen's kind of
upsetting you.
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So maybe, Kristen, you should take my
mom and go show her your room. You know,
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go calm down somewhere. I think that
might be a good idea, actually.
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Where are you going, young lady?
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Are you ignoring me?
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Kendra, come here.
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Come on. Chop, chop.
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We need to talk.
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Talk about what exactly?
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About the smash. you've made of your
life.
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So how long have you known Jackie?
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Um, we just talked a little bit online,
so not very long. Probably like a week.
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Online, okay.
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And you're always on those websites?
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Only occasionally when I'm feeling it a
little bit.
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I see. So your, how do I say this,
experience then?
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I wouldn't say that.
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I've had a little fun with my friend
Charlotte.
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We've kissed a little bit when we were
drunk, but that's not really.
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Is Charlotte your girlfriend?
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Yeah, well, she's my friend. She's not
my girlfriend, so not that experience.
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Okay. What about you?
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Well, I am experienced and, you know, I
really love women.
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Do you masturbate?
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You know, I do a little bit. I usually
just use my hands, so I don't like
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to try toys as much. How about you?
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I do masturbate. Yeah? Yeah, and I know
your mom masturbates, too.
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Yeah, she does.
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Do you ever steal your mom's toys?
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Do you masturbate with them?
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Oh, no, you just said what your hand is.
I've thought about it. Okay.
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Well, I do masturbate. I masturbate
sometimes with toys. Yeah.
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But usually I just like to just grind,
grind on my pillow for some reason.
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Yeah. I've always just liked that ever
since I was young.
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Mm-hmm.
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No. So what do you think about when you
masturbate?
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I think about beautiful girls.
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Yeah? Yeah, like you.
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We kind of do the same thing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I really like your eyes.
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Your eyes are lovely, too.
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Thank you.
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Let me see your tongue.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Turn around so I can kiss you.
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Bend over.
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Look at that.
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Look at your eyes.
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So nice.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Thank you.
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This is it.
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Ugh.
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Hmm.
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Ha ha ha.
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Taste your pussy.
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I want you to come on my hands.
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Yes,
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yes, yes. Keep grinding on me. I want to
come on my hands.
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Ha ha ha
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Yes, yes.
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Can I put two fingers inside? Yes,
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please. Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Feel tight now.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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I'm going to rub that clean
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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run, run, run, run, run, run.
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I love you.
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Look at you.
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yes yes yes yes yes
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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