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It's heartening.

You don't want to leave, do you?

Never.

I wish that we could stay here for the
rest of our lives.

I know what you mean.

It'd be great to leave it all behind.

Promise me that we'll try to keep this
feeling alive when we're back home.

We can try.

Is that why you were crying?

No.

Was it me?

Something I said.

Something I didn't say.

In a way.

I'm just embarrassed.

I've been lying to you ever since we
first met.

Are you sure this is something I should
know?

Yes.

Today, I had my first orgasm.

What? This isn't funny.

I've been faking it.

Since I was 16, I never thought that I'd
be able to have one.

And I didn't want guys to think that
they couldn't satisfy me.

That's incredible.

Why now, after four years of marriage?

I don't know.

Maybe it's the island or just getting
away from the daily grind.

But somehow, you've also been different.

You know?

You've been different, too.

So, when we get back home, let's keep
the feeling, okay?

I promise.

Hey, welcome.

Glad you got home safe.

Thank you. Good to see you.

Hey, mister.

Hey, brother. Welcome back. Good to see
you again.

How was your trip?

It was good. Yeah? Yeah.

Do you want to talk about it inside?

Yeah, that would be better.

So how you been?

I've been good. It's been real good
here. You're looking good.

Nothing next to you. You look so good.

Have you heard anything?

No, I haven't.

Okay.

So, um, he's going off to work now, huh?

It's over.

What the hell is wrong with you?

God.

Nothing is wrong, okay?

I'll be all right.

Well, honey, I guess the vacation's
over.

I'm never going to let it end.

Neither am I.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Okay.

I'll roast a pig, okay?

I'll skip lunch.

What are you doing?

It's been two weeks since I've been with
you. Come on.

You know what?

I've only been back for an hour, and
everybody wants something from me.

Why doesn't anyone ever ask what I want?

Huh? Can you tell me?

I don't know.

Okay, so you want me?

Yeah. Here I am. Go ahead.

Oh.

Thank you.

So, are you happy now?

Very happy.

Yeah? Good to have you back.

Is it?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That will take care of you for a while,
then.

What do you mean? I mean, why don't you,
you know, pick up your things and then

clean up here and get the hell on out.

Oh. Grab your stuff, you know? I got
things to do.

But, wait.

There.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

What? Do you want this?

When did you get it?

I just got it.

Okay, please, just hurry up and get out
of here, okay?

What is your name?

Lance Henderson.

How long have you worked for banned
counterintelligence?

Twelve years.

The last two weeks you were in Hawaii?

Yes.

Were you contacted by any agents of
foreign governments while in Hawaii?

No.

Max, you son of a bitch. God damn it,
it's good to have you back.

How was the island? Wonderful.

Wonderful, Harold. We had a marvelous
time.

Good. Jill know you're back?

I don't think so. She thinks we're
coming in tomorrow.

I'm going to surprise her. Good.

The briefcase will be ready at five.

Go see your wife.

Oh.

Ow.

Obviously, our marriage is another
victim of this war that I'm engaged in.

I can't blame you.

The years of sharing me with the job I'm
sure has caused you much suffering.

I can only hope that the future brings
you all the attention and affection that

you so very much deserve.

Love, Max

They're gone.

So you're going to have to shoot me.

I'm sorry, Jill.

For what?

For everything I've had to do that led
to this.

Oh, so this, as you call it, is all
about you.

No, it's about us, or I guess the lack
of us.

I just haven't been here for you.

You're leaving.

That's what this is about, isn't it?

You son of a bitch.

You play house with that bitch for
years, and I'm expected to just be here

for you.

But you come home once and find I'm
fulfilling some of my needs without you,

and you're writing a dear John letter.

So the rules apply to me, but not to
you.

Well, I got news for you, buddy.

They're supposed to swing both ways.

Ah, shit, Jill, that's not it.

Actually, I was glad when I saw you on
the sack with whatever that was.

I just can't do both.

I can't play house, come home and be
real with you.

I can't do it anymore.

Since I can't quit the job, well, you
know.

You've goddamn fallen in love with her.

You cold-hearted son of a bitch.

I am not. You hear me? I am not.

Get out. Don't ever come back.

to see you, Doctor.

She can come in.

Karen. Hi.

It's good to see you.

So what's going on? Any problems?

Well, strange things have been going on
in my body lately.

My breasts are swollen, my nipples are
sore, I had my first real orgasm, and

I've been throwing up the past few days.

Wait a minute. What's that about your
first orgasm?

How long have you been sexually active?

Too long.

But I was always very nervous, and I
didn't want my partners to think that

they weren't pleasing me. So I became
very good at pretending.

Seems like I've been pretending all my
life.

So what happened, or what changed to
allow you to experience fulfillment as a

woman for the first time?

My husband and I, we were vacationing in
Hawaii, and somehow we were both

different people.

His job, which is very secret, it wasn't
surrounding us or smothering us.

And for the first time, I felt like I
came first in his life.

I am so happy for you.

Now let's see if you can keep the
feeling going.

Find a way to lock his work out of the
bedroom, huh?

I'll try.

Okay. Let's get you in the stirrups and
see what else is going on with you, all

right? Okay. All right.

Max, what the hell are you doing?

My life sucks.

Max, get up.

The boss could come in at any time.

What's he going to do, ruin my life?

He's already done that.

Oh, Max, please sit up and get in the
chair.

At least act like one of the other
crazies here.

You know, you're right.

That's very astute of you.

All you have to do is sit behind a desk
around here, and you can tell anybody

any goddamn thing you want, and they'll
think that you know what you're doing,

even if it turns out to ruin their
lives.

Oh, Max, you're back already.

We have a few things I need to talk to
you about, but it can wait till

tomorrow. The case will be ready in an
hour. When you get in tomorrow, we'll

take care of it first thing.

What have you come in for, anyhow?

Oh, uh, I want to tell you about Karen.

Let's see, she left the house at 11.30,
arrived at the gynecologist's at noon,

she had lunch at the Frenchman, and then
she went home.

Thanks. Now get out.

What? You hear me? Get the bloody hell
out of here.

Fine.

Next time I find you lying here, I'll
let somebody else find you lying here.

All right, Agent Max, you're up before
noon today, I see.

Here's the latest, best information for
you, and I want you to pay attention.

I'll explain it so even you can
understand.

Hi, honey.

How are you? Very well. Good. Much
better now.

I'm glad that you're home. So am I. I
cooked a very special dinner.

You did? Yes, and you're going to love
it. Of course.

So, go get ready for dinner. I've been
ready.

With me. Okay?

My God, this is wonderful.

Why haven't you ever made this before?

I don't know.

I guess I've just been doing a lot of
strange things lately.

Mom, she used to make it for me.

But I can't figure out why I haven't
made it for you.

I think I know just what you mean.

She taught me a lot of good recipes.

If you'd like, I can start cooking them
for you.

If they're all as tasty as this, I can't
wait.

I'm not sure.

Suddenly it's like I'm seeing you for
the first time.

It's very odd.

It's like there's a part of you that
I've never been able to see before.

I felt that way in Hawaii that day on
the beach.

It was as if you were touching me for
the first time.

Maybe the honeymoon's over.

Or maybe it's just beginning.

You want to play with me?

Want me to be your play-a-bang?

Yeah?

That's a good one.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Good morning.

What a beautiful thing to wake up to.

Well, it's time to get up, okay?

I need to make some coffee. No.

Yes.

I'm going to stay here in bed forever
and make love to you.

Well, if only it were that easy.

It's a little early to be doing that,
isn't it? Yeah, I didn't want to be

distracted by doing it later.

Oh, really? Like what?

Well, like being with you. Oh, really?

You smell good.

Yeah, I just took a nice shower.

You're the best.

How are you? How did I get so lucky?

I don't know.

Can I see this under here?

Maybe in a little bit.

Not yet.

You look great.

So do you. I do care for you. Oh, you're
so sweet.

What happened?

Here's my friend.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry, my love.

I'm going to miss you.

Go. I don't want you to go.

What are

you

doing here?

Sit down.

I have something to tell you.

So who died?

So funny you should say that.

Excuse me.

Hello? Yeah, hi, this is Karen.

Yeah, I'll hold for the doctor.

Doctor? Yeah, hi.

What is it?

Could you please repeat that again?

No, no, nothing's wrong, no.

I'll be all right.

Are you sure?

Okay, thank you.

What the hell is wrong with you?

God, we have some serious business to
talk about and you're on the phone

talking about some patch mirror or
something.

You want to know what?

I love you.

Well, I love you too.

I got another phone call.

Patience, hold on.

Yeah, hi, this is Karen. I'd like to
speak to my husband, please.

Thank you.

We don't have time for this. Get off the
phone. Shut up.

Yeah, hi, honey.

I just wanted to make sure that you'd be
coming home at your regular time.

Okay, dear.

I'll be there.

Yeah. I'm going to cook something
special, okay?

I love you, too.

Bye-bye.

Gang's all here.

So what is it?

Are you sure you don't have anything
else you need to do? I mean, you've been

yapping on the phone all day and we have
some serious business to take care of.

I'm sorry, right? I've been distracted,
okay?

What's up?

Well, I just talked to Central.

And it doesn't look good.

What is it?

Well, Central's really fortunate for all
the information that we've given them,

but if this mission continues, then...

They're going to terminate us, and all
the time that we've spent for the last

four years is going to come to an end.

So they've actually asked us to pack it
up and move on.

So after four years, they want us to
give up this gold mine?

What, because they're afraid that
someone's going to find out that we're

operative?

Yeah. You know, as usual, they're out of
their goddamn minds. Yeah, I know, and

you know what really is the worst part
is that they're in charge and they're

going to do it.

So what am I supposed to do, divorce
them?

No, God, well...

that's going to take like a year, and
then he's going to want to keep in

contact with you, so... God, thank God
there's no children involved.

I just... I don't know, okay?

Anyway, so as I was saying, this should
only take a few days.

How are we supposed to finish it by the
end of the week, huh?

They're going to kill him, aren't they?

Well, you're licensed with specific
protocols,

so... When?

I think tonight, and I think you should
plant one in his ear.

Okay, then what?

And then you're going to take a shower.

And then when you're done, just give us
a call and we'll have a team ready to go

over there.

And it'll look like the place is burnt
down with you guys in it.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

So, I'll see you tonight.

You want me to walk into my home and
cold-bloodedly kill the woman I've

been sleeping with for over five years?

Yes.

Then when do you want that done?

It would be best if you did it tonight
before you had time to brood about it.

Afterward, we'll make it look like you
were both burned to death in a house

fire.

You sadistic son of a bitch!

Get someone else who doesn't know where
to do this.

You know how much I love riding.

I've had horses all my life. As you've
probably heard, I prefer them to people

in most cases.

When my favorite old Ben broke his leg
and had to be put down, a number of my

friends offered to put him down for me.

I felt that to let anyone else be
that... intimate with my old friend at

that moment was a betrayal of all the
trust he put in me to guide him through

frightening terrain at breakneck speed
for most of his life.

And the thought of a stranger spooking
him by the very fact that he was

unfamiliar at his moment of pain and
fear made me physically sick.

She's a professional she understands the
rules The fact that you have some

obvious feelings for her will make it a
little easier for her

Everything's good, yes?

I have this recipe for cocoa van. I was
wondering if you could take a look over

it.

This is good. You need to make sure that
the oven is very hot.

Cook for about 20 minutes and then very
juicy. And more truffles. More truffles?

It's a special occasion for you.

Yeah. My husband, he's going to be a
father.

Congratulations. Thank you.

One minute, I have something.

Pardon me for overhearing.

Congratulations.

Thank you. That's very nice.

Do you have any kids of your own?

I do. I do. I have a daughter.

She's in college at Columbia.

It's her first year she's been away from
home.

I miss her very much.

You must be very proud.

I am.

By the way, have you told your parents
yet?

My parents died when I was very young,
so I was raised in an orphanage.

Well, have a great pregnancy and have a
great baby and have a great husband and

have a great life.

Thanks.

Since I never knew my mom when I was
young, when I need one in the future,

I'll think of you.

Listen, my name is Virginia Olmos.

Here's my card.

If you ever need a mother, night or day,
anytime, you call me. I'll be there for

you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

I'm emotional these days. I don't know
why.

Oh, it's the hormones. Your body's going
through so many changes.

It'll take a while to figure it out.

By the way, what is your name? My
friends call me Carrie.

Well, Carrie, would you allow your
surrogate mother an existential caper?

Sure. Let's go.

Okay.

You're going to like this. Okay.

Hello, what are we doing today?

Oh, little truffles I see.

Hollandaise sauce from scratch.

What do we have here?

Is that coq au vin?

This is so sinful.

Oh my God, he's going to be so full he's
not even going to mind dying.

Oh my God, you are the best.

Have I told you that?

So just to let you know, Phil is with
the team and they're watching some

football, so everything is fine.

This is hard enough, okay?

Would you please just get the hell out
of here?

Stop reminding me of what it is that I
have to do.

You're right. Okay?

Okay.

Keep it.

Thanks, mister.

If you need anything, you let me know.

I'll make sure you're safe and good.

Thanks, darling.

I know someone's looking after me.

This is the table.

Thank you.

You're going to be a hard-on.

After I get out of here, maybe I'll pick
a surprise when you give me something

new.

Hi, would you like a table dance?

I think I do.

Whatever the hell that is.

It's $20 a song.

$20? What on earth are you playing? A
Gada Da Vida?

Maybe.

Actually, your friend Bree there beat
you to it. She asked me for it first.

Oh, well, maybe next time.

But what you can do is sit down and have
a drink with me.

Oh, thank you.

We can talk a while until Bree finishes,
uh...

But she's dead.

Hi. Can I get you anything?

Yes, I'll have a drink, please.

Okay.

I'll have another double jack water
back.

Got it.

Sorry, but the manager makes you pay $10
just for me to stay here.

Gorgeous, naked, and honest. You're
quite a woman, Tiffany.

So? So what?

So why are you here?

Because I have to kill my wife.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard
that.

I guess a lot of guys have fights with
their wives, huh?

You wouldn't believe the stories I hear
every night about the fights with their

wives.

But if it weren't for marital
unhappiness, I'd have to get a real job.

I'm ready for a dance.

Well, actually, I'm talking to Tiffany
here at the moment.

Well,

I think Marie and I can give you a
dance.

What do you think, Rae? I think so.

Where the hell is he?

Maybe he just couldn't handle it and
took off. Max never. He's the most

dedicated agent I've ever worked for.

He would never skip out on an ops.

Then I reiterate, where the hell is he?
I don't know where the hell he is!

Yeah, this is Special Agent Lucci.

I need to get a reading on the
whereabouts of Special Agent 0038423.

Automobile.

Yes, sir.

Coordinates Sherman Way and Coldwater
Boulevard.

Thank you, sir.

Well,

what the hell is he doing there?

I hope you're not in the mood to kill a
messenger, sir.

But those coordinates will lead you
straight to the best strip club in

California.

He's probably just mellowing out, having
a few beers before he needs the clipper.

That, that, um...

All right, we'll give him the benefit of
the doubt, all right?

He's just arrived.

Two.

No, I just said he just arrived.

What? Do you think she's going to shoot
him at the door after she's been cooking

for him all day? There's nothing like my
wife who'd shoot him on the spot.

Hey, he's not a wife. He's an agent, all
right? And she'll act professional.

She's been married to him for four
years. She's fucked him hundreds of

times. She washes his underpants every
couple of days.

She's a wife. She's a wife.

She's a wife.

Hey, baby, what's up with you?

Are you all right?

Sure. Great.

Got stuck in a long meeting.

Where, at a bar?

Actually, a strip club.

So where's this great meal you promised?

It's in the trash.

What did you do that for?

Because no one was here when I made it
to eat with me, okay?

Typical female bullshit.

I loosen the leash around my neck for
one night and you throw a fucking

fit.

Now make me some dinner.

Fix it yourself.

Fix it myself?

Who the hell do you think you're talking
to?

To a selfish, insensitive...

Son of a bitch who doesn't realize it
when someone really cares for them. What

in the Christ are you yakking about?

I'm here every goddamn night, every
weekend.

I give you everything you want. And what
do I get

from you?

Besides everything else, a child.

I wanted to tell you over dinner that
I'm pregnant.

Oh, God.

Are you absolutely sure?

Yes.

I was afraid to tell you.

Why?

Because I thought that you might want me
to get rid of it.

Oh, sweetie.

I don't know what I would have thought
before.

But right now... All I feel is such

joy.

Yeah? Yeah.

I know.

Suddenly now, I'm feeling things that
I've never felt before. And I want

things that I never thought that I would
want.

But most of all...

I want us to be together.

With our baby.

Our baby.

Our baby.

Our baby.

I have two babies.

Two babies.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, he's gone home.

And everything seems to be okay. He just
went upstairs.

No, deal me in. I want to play.

Hello? I'm taking all the money. I want
to play.

Check the pitch.

I'm scanning everything and I'm not
getting anything.

You alright, baby?

Yeah, I just can't look at the person
that you're touching.

Well, this is the first time I've seen
you as the mother of my child.

I never thought I'd have a child.

But suddenly, there's a part of me
inside of you.

You feeling nothing?

Nothing.

I'm just thinking it's time to take you
home.

Thank you

Oh, see you get it.

You have to keep centered, no matter
what you're feeling now.

You have to remember she's a
cold-blooded agent.

Yeah, this is war.

Remember, you're a soldier first.

Get a hold of yourself, Major.

Remember who you are and what you have
accomplished.

Are you going to throw it all away on
someone who would have you and the baby

killed if he knew who you really are?

Get in there and do your duty.

calm down so I can hear her think and
smell her next move.

You're in control here. You're the
professional.

You've terminated agents before.

Just breathe easy.

My God, I'm actually shaking.

This is ridiculous.

If I don't kill this girl, I'm an outlaw
in my own country. In fact, those

bastards might turn around and take me
out.

I must kill her.

You told him about the child.

You didn't even trust Melinda with that.

She's been your lover for years.

Face it.

This man has touched you in a way no
other man ever has.

What am I going to do?

If I don't kill him, I'll be a traitor.

And they'll kill me and my baby.

How long have you known?

From the beginning.

We set it up.

Then you're an operative, too, huh? As
phony as you are, Karen.

Yes, Mac, or whatever your real name is.

So all that information you allowed me
to steal has been nothing but crap?

Just like your feelings towards me and
this bullshit about a baby.

You bastard!

Don't you ever say that about how I feel
about you or about the baby.

Then there really is a baby.

This is madness.

This is absolute madness.

Tell me about it.

If you don't kill, then they will for
not telling.

I know why I'm supposed to kill you.

Why are you supposed to kill me?

They want to terminate before we find
out.

You have people who are as screwed up as
mine.

Well, given the fact that you've been
feeding us nothing but crap for four

years, I'm forced to agree with you.

Now, if you're going to shoot me, do it
now.

If not, I've got to pee.

The baby?

Please, the baby is this small.

It doesn't scare the piss out of me.

This is nuts!

I don't know what's real and what isn't
anymore.

Let's start with a few questions.

Do you want to be with me?

I want all three of us to be together.

Somehow, I've fallen in love with you.

But it's impossible.

We might as well just shoot ourselves.

There is no way that they're ever going
to let us be together.

Let alone live.

Fuck them.

I've had enough.

They forced us into this position.

Made us be intimate for all these years.

Don't give a good goddamn what they
want. It's time we got what we want.

We don't have much time.

Your people are probably as close as
mine are.

So are Melinda and a couple of shooters.

Ugh.

My different fishing buddy and his wife.

I should have known.

I've got three guys in a van across the
street, probably so wired up on coffee

and no sleep that they'd shoot me just
to go home and crash.

How are we going to disappear so no one
comes looking for us?

Well, after I terminated you.

They were going to bring in a woman that
resembled me and then torch the place.

What is so funny about that?

That's what we were going to do for you.

Obviously, it was the best plan.

So both sides have doubles on ice ready
to bring in.

How do we get them to bring the bodies
in, replace us, without us having to go

back to the office?

There's no way on such short notice.

We need a getaway.

And we need cash.

I have a couple of million tucked away.

But what if they notice that it's gone?

They don't know anything about it. I did
a job a couple of years ago.

I had a break-in that was safe.

And the guy not only had the disc, he
had diamonds.

I sold them slowly and stashed the cash.

Would you happen to have some passports?

Actually, I do.

Wow. Well, at least I fell in love with
a very smart double agent.

All we need now is a way to get them to
forget about us.

It means the travel that they can't
trace.

Unfortunately, I know two of my guys
really well. They'd smell a rat.

And I don't have a clue on a getaway.

I do.

Now just listen.

Phil, I think something's going wrong
over there.

Relax, she's a pro.

She'll call us if she needs us.

Big time. Doesn't it?

The coffee does not suck. Coffee's good.
Can we go over there? It's from Hawaii.

It's good coffee. Uh-huh, right.

The bagel sucks still? Bagel sucks big
time.

What do you mean the bagel sucks?

Big time.

When is she going to call?

I don't know when she's going to call,
all right? Can we go over there? No.

Oh.

Karen?

You okay?

Everything all right?

Okay, yeah.

Everybody's here.

Everything's cool. Okay. We'll be over
there in a few minutes.

Okay. Bye.

All right, guys.

Get the hell out of here.

You're the greatest, baby.

It's done.

Right.

Now here's what I need you to do.

Hurry up.

Hurry up, guys.

Watch your left. Watch your left.

Watch your girl.

Hey, good work. You okay?

Yeah, better now that you're here. Okay,
good, good. All right, well, I'm going

to get going now. Okay, all right. I'll
be in there. Okay.

Thank you.

All right. Come on, guys. Hurry up.
Hurry up.

Hurry up. Let's go.

All right.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm going to kill this smaller guy.

I hate dead people.

All right, come on. Shut up.

No, you shut up and get over here.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. One, two,
three.

Careful, careful.

Watch the wall.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We're cleaning up.

You guys are not operations.

I'll set

the charge for 15

minutes. 10 minutes.

And did you get the right directions?

Thank you.

Yeah, hi, it's me. Yeah, come get us
right now, okay?

All right, bye.

Hello?

No, this is his mother-in-law.

They'll be back shortly. May I take a
message?

Okay.

Tell Brad to call Mr. Robertson at the
hotel.

Will do.

Mahalo.

You are the cutest baby.

Yes, you are.