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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Why are we here again?
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Mr. Afterman needs home care.
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Well, why doesn't he get a doctor in
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Manhattan?
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For some inexplicable reason, he likes you.
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Well, he better be damn sick.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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I wonder if you could...
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Oh, absolutely.
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You know, what does she look like?
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A walking ATM?
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You know, don't give him a dime.
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Johnny, it's okay.
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No, it's not.
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Hey, you know, you want money?
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Look in the newspaper.
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Here, let me show you something.
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Look at that.
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That's a classifier.
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You know what that is?
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That's where people go when they're looking for
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a job.
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Remember what a job is?
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You know, that's where you work all day,
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at the end of the week.
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They give you money.
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You know, ma'am, all I wanted to
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know is if you knew directions to the
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St. Anne's shelter.
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I've got to get cleaned up.
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I've got a job interview later today.
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You were saying?
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Three blocks up on the right.
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You can't miss it.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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And as for you, with a coat like
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that, I should be giving you a book.
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Boy, does he smell.
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I heard that!
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If he hadn't done it, I might have.
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Good morning.
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You're late.
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And you're blonde.
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I wasn't sure if you'd notice.
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Do you like it?
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Well, it's, uh...
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No.
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Did you do that yourself?
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Of course not.
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This is a very complicated process.
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I had it done at a stand on
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the side of the expressway.
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$5 for sunglasses, hair coloring, or a pound
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of crab meat.
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You're kidding me.
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$5 for a pound of crab meat?
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Fine.
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I'm your new delivery man, Arnoldo.
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Uh, the cooler's down the hall to the
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left.
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Oh, my God!
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Margaret, you have to do something.
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What?
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Just...
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Oh, John, don't tell me you still have
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that weird thing.
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Yeah, when are you gonna have that thing
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removed?
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Have what removed?
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Oh, then never mind.
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But this is not a joke.
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Every time I see one of those guys,
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something terrible happens.
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Something terrible happens whenever you see a water
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delivery guy?
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No, no, whenever I see one of those
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little people person people.
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Oh, John, please!
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Margaret, don't argue with me.
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Just call the company and get us a
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new guy.
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Please.
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Do you honestly expect me to ask them
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to replace that nice man just because you
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think that little people make bad things happen?
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I don't see the problem.
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Look, I'm not saying he's not a perfectly
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nice guy.
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Have a nice day, folks.
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You, too.
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I'm just saying he's a harbinger of doom.
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Hey, Vinnie.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Good, good.
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Well, that's not what it says here.
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Your cholesterol's broken 300.
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Well, you were wise not to sell a
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268.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Let's do the dance.
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Have you quit smoking, changed your diet, started
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exercising, reduced your stress?
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I bought one of those vibrating armchairs.
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Oh, good.
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Good, good, good.
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Well, now pick it up and go for
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a walk, you moron.
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What am I gonna do?
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I love eating.
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I love smoking.
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And I hate exercise.
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Listen, I've tried to get in shape.
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It's just too damn hard.
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It's not that hard.
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You know, have some self-control, will ya?
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You smoke?
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I do not.
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I've seen you.
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Yeah, we're not talking about me, are we?
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Do you exercise?
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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I exercise.
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What do you do?
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I-I run, and I swim, and I
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skip.
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You skip?
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Yeah, I skip.
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It's the latest thing.
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Fine.
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You know what?
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I'll make you a deal.
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Next time you go to the gym, take
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me with you.
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You can show me what to do.
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Couldn't you go by yourself?
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I tried, but it's like there's something that
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stops me from going inside.
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Would it help if they buttered the door?
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If it's the only way I'm gonna get
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you to the gym, you can come with
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me, you know?
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She's out of shape, and I have to
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suffer.
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Margaret, you know that stereotype about blondes being
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easy?
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Yes.
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All of a sudden, the guy at the
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donut shop is totally hitting on me.
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It's like now that I'm blonde, he assumes
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I'm easy.
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Sex toy?
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That's what the guy in the donut shop
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called me.
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Don't worry, Vinnie.
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We'll get you in shape.
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Hey, uh, thanks a lot, Dr. Berkman.
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I really appreciate it.
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No problem.
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I belong to a great gym.
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I need to join a gym.
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You already belong to a gym.
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I do?
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Brick building two blocks over smells like sweat.
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Reggie's Diner?
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Bronx Fitness.
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Oh, right, right, right, right.
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All right, so where's my gym bag?
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Next to your guitar and Taibo tapes in
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the I'm-Gonna-Change-My-Life corner of
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the storage room.
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And you know why they're in the corner?
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Because your Nordic track and pottery wheel are
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taking up all the room.
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All right, let's stop before someone gets hurt.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Reg, can I have some coffee to go,
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please?
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Hey, sweatin' to the oldies.
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What's with the outfit?
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I'm going to the gym.
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Well, why are you so surprised?
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Just so happens I used to work out
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regularly.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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How long has it been now?
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I don't know, a few months.
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A few months?
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Months, years, 1989, whatever.
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Yeah, we got a new water delivery guy
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down at the office, and he's one of
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those little people persons.
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You know, right after I saw him, one
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of my patients tricked me into going down
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to the gym.
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No, Becker, you really shouldn't say that.
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Oh, please, what am I supposed to say?
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Height-impaired, vertically-challenged, abbreviated Americans?
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All I know is they're bad luck.
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Oh.
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See what I mean?
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Bad luck.
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So, you think a monster lives under your
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bed?
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That if you step on a crack, you'll
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break your mother's back?
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No, listen, I...
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You know, I would expect this kind of
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bigoted, narrow-minded crap from some drunk in
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a bar, but you're a doctor.
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You should know better.
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Look, don't take this the wrong way.
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I don't think that you guys are bad
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luck.
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I'm just saying whenever I see one of
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you fellas, I know bad luck's on its
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way.
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You're going to the gym, right?
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Yeah.
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Can you do a deep knee bend?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Then you can kiss my ass.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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I got more deliveries downtown.
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Hey, look, I'm going that way.
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Can I bum a ride?
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Yeah, sure.
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Can you believe that guy?
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I mean, it's hard enough for people like
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you and me as it is, right?
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You and me?
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Yeah.
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You're Italian, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Italian, right.
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You know, John, when you get to the
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gym, you ought to see if they have
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a machine that'll take your foot out of
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your mouth.
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I really think because a little person was
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in here, a bad thing's going to happen.
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That's absurd.
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You were saying?
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That has nothing to do with Arnaldo.
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This whole place is falling apart.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Are you two members?
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Oh, yeah, I am.
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He's my guest.
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I work out here all the time.
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Well, I've never seen you.
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Well, it's probably because I come here at
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night when the other girl's here.
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You mean Bruce?
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You said you came here all the time.
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I do, I do.
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She's confused.
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Um, yeah, this card is handwritten.
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We got computers like a zillion years ago.
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So...
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So look it up.
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Blondes.
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Oh, yeah, here it is.
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This membership has expired.
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How could it be expired?
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It's a lifetime membership.
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Can I talk to someone in charge, please?
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Well, you could take it up with the
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gym's previous owners, but they've also expired.
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Maybe we should just go.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Look, I'm a doctor.
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I want to work out with my patient.
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Now, what do I need to do?
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Well, you could join the gym.
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Look, let's just forget it.
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Let's go get a pizza.
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No.
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No, this would be a great gym for
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you.
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We don't discriminate on the basis of age
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or fitness level.
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Thank you very much.
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You know, I'll join again.
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Cool.
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We offer three months for $69.
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And that's $15 extra for the gas pass.
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Unless you're a couple, then it's only a
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dollar extra.
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Honey, give her a dollar.
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Fifteen minutes late, Mr. Hayward.
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We're trying to run a medical office here.
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When one person is late, it puts a
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doctor behind schedule and pushes everything back for
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the rest of the day.
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I'm sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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Which room should I go to?
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Oh, just have a seat.
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The doctor's not here yet.
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What a ditz.
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Do you believe that, Margaret?
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Mr. Hayward just called me a ditz.
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And I think I know why.
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It's because of my hair.
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People think blondes are dumb, so he's assuming
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I'm dumb.
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Oh, come on, Linda.
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You're not that...blonde. Oh, good.
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You're finally here.
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You've got patients waiting.
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Where have you been?
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Uh, well, I was at the, uh...
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I was at the gym.
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For three hours?
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You don't understand, Margaret.
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Vinnie DeLuca had a heart attack.
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I can't believe Mr. DeLuca had a heart
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attack.
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It's so shocking.
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Yeah, just yesterday.
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He looked so...
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Well, it's still shocking.
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I gave him CPR, and then the paramedics
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took us to Columbia Presbyterian where they did
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an emergency angioplasty.
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He's stable, but I don't think...
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Oh, thank God.
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Well, maybe one day, it wasn't such a
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good idea to take him to the gym.
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Well, what happened?
335
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Did he try to do too much?
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No, no, he hardly did anything.
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I mean, you know, he watched me on
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the treadmill for a while, and when he
339
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finally got up, he took three steps, said,
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this feels great, you know, clutched his chest
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and hit the deck.
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There's no way that felt great.
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Okay, ready?
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Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
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Now, why do I have to hold the
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nail?
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00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,190
Well, you're sure as hell not swinging the
348
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hammer.
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Oh, mother of mercy!
350
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Bob has wounded!
351
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What happened?
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Bob, do you really care?
353
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Well, no, but you're unconscious, so I'm kind
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of curious.
355
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Well, I don't know.
356
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Well, long story short, Becker was right.
357
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Those people are bad luck.
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What are you talking about?
359
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I left here with that little Arnold guy
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and I had the worst day of my
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life.
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00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,950
First, I twist my ankle getting out of
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his minivan, and yes, I'm aware of the
364
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:12,690
irony there.
365
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Then I turn around to ask him for
366
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help, and he's halfway down the block, so
367
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I take a cab.
368
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But when I go to pay, I realize
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that I left my wallet in Arnold's van.
370
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The cabbie was so pissed, I had to
371
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give him my watch, my belt, and Jake's
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name and address.
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Wait, my name and address?
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00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,470
Well, I wasn't going to give him mine.
375
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:31,510
This guy looked crazy.
376
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Oh, good, Bob, you're here.
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I came to return your wallet.
378
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Hope it didn't inconvenience you, honey.
379
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:40,290
Hey, what happened to your ankle?
380
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,150
I sprained it getting out of your mini...
381
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your car.
382
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No kidding.
383
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Tough luck.
384
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Well, here you go.
385
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Thanks.
386
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Can I get you anything?
387
00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:55,950
Uh, maybe just a muffin.
388
00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,370
Uh, Reg, are we going to do this
389
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:58,650
or not?
390
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Yeah, right.
391
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:02,510
Okay, ready?
392
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,250
Okay, just be careful of my fingers.
393
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,630
I'm in the middle of a really great
394
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:05,970
book.
395
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:10,870
Don't worry.
396
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:13,350
Oh!
397
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,130
Oh!
398
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,790
Jake, I'm so sorry.
399
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,310
I had no idea how that happened.
400
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,770
Oh, let me get you some ice.
401
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,210
Yeah, I think I know how that happened.
402
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,430
Is he still here?
403
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:32,610
Boo, Bob.
404
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:39,840
Never mind.
405
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,520
You know, I think I'm just going to
406
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,200
take this to go.
407
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:43,960
I got to get home.
408
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,280
Need a ride, Bob?
409
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:45,580
No!
410
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,060
I mean, not that good.
411
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:48,740
Suit yourself.
412
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,900
Oh, fine, then.
413
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:53,800
Boo!
414
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,380
Reg, can I have some coffee, please?
415
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,700
Oh, man, what a lousy day I've had.
416
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,440
I took a patient of mine to the
417
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:04,820
gym.
418
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,860
He had a heart attack.
419
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:07,700
Is he all right?
420
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,320
No, he's stable, but I just...
421
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,360
What's going on?
422
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,480
What happened to your hand?
423
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,640
Why are you on crutches?
424
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,640
Yeah, I'll give you three little guesses.
425
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,820
Come on, Bob.
426
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,420
It's not fair to blame Arnaldo.
427
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,180
He's gone, Jake.
428
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,020
It's Arnaldo.
429
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,080
Well, of course it is.
430
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,600
It's all making sense.
431
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,320
You see, my patient, your hand, and your
432
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,860
foot.
433
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,280
I mean, whenever one of those guys is
434
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,020
around, something bad happens.
435
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,160
You're all being ridiculous.
436
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,380
Bad things happen because bad things happen.
437
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,000
It's all a stupid coincidence.
438
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,980
Oh, relax.
439
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:48,820
They're all loose.
440
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,900
Dr. Becker, Mrs. Cohen called.
441
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,600
She said that the Restoril you gave her
442
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,780
isn't helping her sleep.
443
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,380
She wants to know if you could prescribe
444
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,300
her something else.
445
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,720
Okay, uh...
446
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,300
Ambien, maybe.
447
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,540
No, she's got that weird insurance.
448
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,060
Uh, what's generic for Ambien?
449
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:18,920
What?
450
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,640
I was just thinking out loud.
451
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,740
You wouldn't understand.
452
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,260
Why wouldn't I understand?
453
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,900
Because I'm blonde?
454
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,200
You know, I'm gonna dye my hair back
455
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,180
to what I'm pretty sure is my natural
456
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:35,060
color so I can be treated like the
457
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,080
intelligent person that I am.
458
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,520
Oh, and by the way, the generic for
459
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,560
Ambien is zolpidem tartrate.
460
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,080
One day, I forgot my magazines, and the
461
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,680
only thing here to read was your stupid
462
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,440
medical book.
463
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,500
Hey, wanna look at my ass?
464
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,240
No, thanks.
465
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,619
Aren't you here to check my hemorrhoids?
466
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,140
No, no, I'm his doctor.
467
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,119
Oh.
468
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:24,920
While you're here, you wanna take a peek?
469
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:25,540
They're huge.
470
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,740
I'll pass.
471
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,100
Do me a favor, will ya?
472
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,480
When he wakes up, tell him Dr. Becker
473
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,220
dropped by.
474
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,460
I don't wanna disturb him.
475
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,800
Oh, don't be silly.
476
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,740
Vinnie, you got a visitor.
477
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,280
Oh, hey, Chuck.
478
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,460
How you doing, Vinnie?
479
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,300
Not bad.
480
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,060
Yeah, well, your vital signs are looking good,
481
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,880
and I'm glad to see the rhythms stabilized.
482
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,060
So they're telling me.
483
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:50,340
Yeah.
484
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,500
Have you seen his hemorrhoids?
485
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,280
They're amazing.
486
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,140
There's gotta be something else to watch around
487
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,300
here.
488
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,040
Don't you guys get cable or something?
489
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,680
Hey, uh, I wanna talk to you for
490
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,200
a second.
491
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:05,240
Sure.
492
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,140
Uh...
493
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,380
You know, when something bad happens to a
494
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,420
patient, it's very upsetting.
495
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,180
You know, especially if that thing could have
496
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:17,820
been avoided.
497
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,520
When that happens...
498
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,920
Hey, Doc, quick question.
499
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,260
How soon am I gonna be able to
500
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,800
sit down without that donut?
501
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,920
I-I'd have to look, and no, I'm
502
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,860
not going to.
503
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,420
Come on, you know you're curious.
504
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,900
Look, anyway, uh, you know, when a patient
505
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:44,560
gets injured, a doctor can't help but question
506
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:44,840
himself.
507
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,800
What-what I'm trying to say is, you
508
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,480
know, I'm just wondering if I failed you
509
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,480
in some way, Vinnie.
510
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,000
You know, maybe I should have tried harder
511
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,900
to get you to quit smoking or change
512
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,060
your diet, or, you know, maybe get you
513
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,620
to handle your stress better.
514
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,040
You know, I've had a long time to
515
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,280
sit here and think about this, and I...
516
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,400
Hey, anybody want a half a corned beef
517
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:06,900
sandwich?
518
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:07,680
Sure!
519
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,620
No, no, hey, no!
520
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,940
Go on, please.
521
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680
Anyway, like I was saying, I mean, I've
522
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,540
-I've given this a lot of thought, and
523
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:16,640
I...
524
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,340
How about cake?
525
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,180
I got cake.
526
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,880
Hey, you know, there's a reason why God
527
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,420
inflated your ass to gigantic proportions.
528
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,360
Now, shut up and let us talk, will
529
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:27,520
you?
530
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,880
Fine, fine, more for me.
531
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,760
Look, Dr. Beck, what I'm trying to say
532
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,160
is...
533
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,260
don't blame yourself.
534
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,440
I mean, I should have taken your advice
535
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,020
and started taking care of myself years ago.
536
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,480
I'm just lucky you were there when this
537
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:45,920
happened.
538
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,640
I owe you my life.
539
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,160
Thanks very much.
540
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:53,920
I really...
541
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,320
really appreciate hearing that.
542
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,840
Well, you-you, uh, you get some rest,
543
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,320
and I'll come by and see you tomorrow,
544
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:00,620
all right?
545
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,260
Hey, if you're going, would you open the
546
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:02,540
curtain?
547
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:09,600
Told you.
548
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,080
You know, you're right.
549
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,300
They're absolutely amazing.
550
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:32,860
Oh.
551
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,520
You can all relax.
552
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,260
The fire's out.
553
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,300
Boy, that was something.
554
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,660
The way it started, just like that.
555
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,410
Yeah, just like that.
556
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,230
What?
557
00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,590
Accidents happen, right?
558
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,130
Oh, you don't think that was my fault?
559
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:04,010
No.
560
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,690
Why, everybody?
561
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,230
You.
562
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,610
You know what you've done?
563
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:12,490
Huh?
564
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,590
You've spread your poison, and now they all
565
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,490
think I'm bad luck.
566
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,610
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself.
567
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,150
No, wait, wait, Arnaldo.
568
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:22,370
Sit down, please.
569
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,230
Why?
570
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:24,990
Please.
571
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,550
Look, I-I want to apologize.
572
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:34,390
What I said to you yesterday was stupid
573
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,350
and cruel.
574
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,270
Nobody should be made to feel the way
575
00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:38,130
I made you feel.
576
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,910
What it's worth, I-I'm sorry.
577
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:44,970
Thanks, Dr. Becker.
578
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,210
You're Dr. Becker?
579
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:48,830
Yeah.
580
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,850
Dr. John Becker, the doctor who saved the
581
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:52,890
guy's life at the gym?
582
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:53,990
Yeah, that's me.
583
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:54,930
Wow.
584
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:57,310
I think it's a hell of a thing
585
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:57,790
you did.
586
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,170
It's a pleasure to meet you.
587
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,750
Oh, thank you very much.
588
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:03,730
Listen, I'm sorry about this, but you've been
589
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:04,150
served.
590
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:04,530
Oh.
591
00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,710
Vinnie DeLuca's suing me for malpractice.
592
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,990
He says-he says that I gave him
593
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,030
a heart attack.
594
00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:20,550
Hey, what the hell is that?
595
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,070
I saved a man's life, and he's suing
596
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:23,410
me?
597
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,110
I mean, how could that happen?
598
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,940
I'm going, I'm going.
599
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:38,860
I'm going.
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