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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Damn super.
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Oh hell, it's the machine.
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Guys, it's three in the morning.
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Alexei, I know you're there.
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Come on, you can't be asleep.
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You don't work.
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What could you possibly be tired from?
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You know, we didn't knock down the Berlin
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Wall so you could import your Soviet style
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and competence to the Bronx, so put the
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vodka bottle down, get up here and fix
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my sink.
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Idiots.
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Becker, shut up.
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Cram it, Grantquist.
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You know what, don't you have anything better
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to do than stay up all night waiting
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for me to make noise?
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I never have to wait long.
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Damn neighbors.
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And fix my damn lights.
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You can add one more to the list
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of people I'd like to kill.
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My super.
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I've been chasing after him for days to
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fix my apartment.
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I've been banging on his door, leaving angry
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notes on his car, even left a string
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of curse words on his answering machine.
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Still the bastard won't return my call, which
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to me is just rude.
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You know what I think is rude?
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Oh yeah, and to top it off, I'm
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paying 450 bucks a month for that crap
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hole, which you'd think would entitle...
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Hold on, hold on.
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Your rent is only 450 dollars?
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Now how's that possible?
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Uh, let's just say they didn't tell I
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came along and they had trouble renting it
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anyway.
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What kind of trouble?
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Nothing that a chalk eraser, some bleach and
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a few open windows couldn't take care of.
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You live in a dead guy's apartment?
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It's a very old city.
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Everyone lives in a dead guy's apartment.
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Oh yeah, and to boot, you know, my
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next door nightmare, Grenquist, has like bionic hearing.
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I so much as breathe, he bangs on
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the wall.
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That must be so awful.
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Tell me about it.
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No, I mean how much would it suck
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to live next door to you?
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I need coffee and a muffin to go.
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Oh, and can I use your men's room?
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Sure, it's right through there.
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Oh, only you don't want the door that
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says men, that's actually the woman's room, but
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the w-o is missing.
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You want the door that says me, which
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is men without the n.
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It's the second door on the right.
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Rosebud?
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Citizen Kane?
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Sorry, I'm all out.
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Why don't you stay out?
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Bad news, looks like Linda's kicking Bob out
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of her apartment.
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Ah, the tribe has spoken.
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I don't even know what I did.
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Last night, I'm on her computer surfing the
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net, when all of a sudden she marches
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in, tells me to put my clothes on,
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and get out.
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So now I have to find a new
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place to live, which means I gotta go
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out and get a job.
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I'm telling you, it never ends.
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Wait, how tough could it be, Bob?
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I mean, find something you're good at, wouldn't
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mind doing for eight hours a day.
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That's what I was doing on the computer.
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That'll be $1.75. Well, it's a pretty
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nice place.
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I'm uh, working construction a few blocks over,
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I'll be sure to tell the guys.
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Thanks.
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This could be great for business.
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Maybe I could make a working man's special.
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You know, I'm in here every day, why
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don't you make a John Becker's special?
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Oh, I would, except for who'd buy a
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sandwich made of crab bologna and bologna.
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Hey!
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Okay, okay, I know I'm late, but I
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have a really good excuse, and this time
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it's the truth.
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I had it out with Bob last night.
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Well, actually, Bob had it out, but that's
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another story.
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Anyway, I told him to find a new
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place.
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Well, it was very Christian of you to
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take him in for as long as you
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did.
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Hey, you have an extra room at your
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house, don't you?
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You tell that little termite where I live,
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I swear I'll take you both out.
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Morning, John.
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Mrs. Bayer is in two.
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Fine.
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Has Super My Billing called back yet?
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No.
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Oh, damn, Alexi.
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I know.
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Yeah, he's the laziest person I've ever met.
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You're right.
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It's just another pain in the ass thing
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to add the list of pain in the
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ass things that make up my life.
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Oh, it's terrible, John.
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You shouldn't have to put up with that.
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Yeah, exactly.
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What was that about?
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Who knows?
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It's just easier if I agree with him.
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You are so right.
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Hello, Mrs. Bayer.
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Oh, I'm glad you came in today.
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I think getting a flu shot is very
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important this year.
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You don't have to yell.
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I finally got that hearing aid.
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Oh, well, good for you.
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That's terrific.
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Glad to hear that.
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Boy, you know, I can't believe the kind
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of day I'm having.
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I swear life is hard enough without having
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to navigate the gauntlet of idiots out there.
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Noisy neighbors, lousy drivers, incompetent workmen, you know,
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rude cabbie.
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Solve it in one day, though, am I?
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Well, that should do it for a year,
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Mrs. Bayer.
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You know, I got to say, I think
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the hearing aid is going to improve the
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quality of your life.
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It already has.
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Oh, excuse me.
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This guy, Chris Duff, is moving into the
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building next door, but he's not in yet.
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Do you mind signing for him?
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Oh, sure.
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No problem.
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So someone finally bought that apartment.
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I heard he bought the whole building.
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Well, thanks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Chris Duff bought the whole building.
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Intriguing.
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What is?
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Margaret, this is a case of imported French
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wine from France.
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A new low, Linda.
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You are now hitting on a cardboard box.
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But, Margaret, this guy, Chris, is perfect.
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He's rich, he's sophisticated.
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And for all you know, he could be
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married.
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Margaret, please.
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If he's rich and sophisticated, his marriage isn't
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going to mean anything.
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Hey, Reg, there are people in here.
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What's going on?
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The place is full of construction workers.
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Terrific.
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So business must be good.
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What business?
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They're not ordering anything.
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They just came in here to use the
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bathroom.
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Tough luck, Reg.
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They're also reading your magazines.
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No, that sucks.
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No kidding.
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I let one guy use the men's room,
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they turned my restaurant into a public toilet.
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Well, it didn't have far to go.
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I mean, you put a condom machine where
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the register is, and you're there.
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Bob.
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Yeah.
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Ow!
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May I help you?
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Yeah.
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Can I get a glass of water?
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Oh, come on.
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Look at the line.
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The last thing you guys need is more
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water.
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In fact, you know what?
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Either order something or get out.
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Okay, okay, relax.
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I'll have a roast beef sandwich.
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You have roast beef?
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Well, the government says I can call it
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roast beef.
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Hey, Hardhat.
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Bob looking for work.
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What exactly do you guys do?
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Oh, well, we start around seven.
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Forget it.
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Hey, Reg, there are people in here.
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What's going on?
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Long story.
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You see what happened?
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Oh, then never mind.
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Coffee to go.
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Oh.
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Hey, Jake, I love what you're doing with
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your hair.
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My hair?
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What am I doing with my hair?
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Well, I don't care what anybody says.
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I like it.
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Bob, what are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be out looking for work
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and a new place to live.
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Yeah, well, for your information, I just finished
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an interview in the construction field.
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And plus, don't forget, I still got my
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backup plan.
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Bob, we discussed this.
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The Mexican lottery is not a backup plan.
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Oh, hey, don't forget your sandwich.
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Yeah, right.
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I work on a construction site, lady.
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I bring my lunch.
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You jerk!
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I hope you choke on your lunch and
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die!
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So, have a nice day.
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Wasn't working for you?
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Hey, there are people in here.
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What's going on?
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Yeah, they're all waiting for the bathroom.
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Oh.
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Uh, then just coffee, please.
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It doesn't have to do with the food.
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They work down the street.
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They just come in here to pee.
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Well, now, cheer up, Reg.
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You know, as a restaurant, this place is
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a toilet.
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But as a toilet, it could be really
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special.
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Hell hole.
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Companies reporting their earnings.
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First of all, I turned it down.
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What do you want?
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Hey, to hell with you, Grant Grist.
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I'll play my TV as loud as I
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want.
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So, I called Alexi about fixing my shower.
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Are you guys talking about the super?
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Because I've had it with them.
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You know, he's lazy, he's incompetent, and I
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want him gone.
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What's going on?
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It's Alexi.
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He's dead.
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Oh, my God.
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What happened?
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He had a massive heart attack.
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Well, I had no idea.
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I mean, I feel terrible.
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It's such a shock.
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Do you think it's too soon to start
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talking about getting someone good in here?
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That's a little rude.
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Oh, yeah?
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What about you, Grant Grist?
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What was all that banging on the wall
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last night?
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You know, I was trying to watch TV.
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I didn't bang on the wall last night.
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I was visiting my sister in Jersey.
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Yeah, right.
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No one was even in my apartment.
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Well, except for poor Alexi.
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He was re-caulking my shower.
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Alexi?
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Yeah, I found the body.
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Funny thing, though, he was in the living
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room holding a hammer, and there was a
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hole in the wall, like he was pounding
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or something.
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Yeah, the paramedics think that he was calling
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out for help.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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oh, oh.
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Oh, my God.
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That must have been the banging you heard.
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Alexi's dying.
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I didn't hear banging.
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You ignored the pleas of a dying man.
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No, I thought I was ignoring you.
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And you call yourself a doctor?
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You know, it's just so sad that it
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takes something like this to bring us all
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together.
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Hey Margaret, look what we got.
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Linda, we didn't get anything.
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Those belong to our new neighbor.
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Chris stuff is so cool.
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I can't believe I finally met the perfect
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man.
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Linda, I keep telling you, you haven't met
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anyone.
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You met a bunch of boxes.
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Although that is a step up from most
331
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of the guys you date.
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It just so happens that I know a
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lot about Chris.
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For example, he got ski boots, so I
335
00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:30,410
know he's athletic.
336
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,730
He got CDs, so I know he listens
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to music.
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And he got something from eBay, so I
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00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:36,670
know he has a lot of free time.
340
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,250
Hey Margaret, you know how I've been trying
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to get in touch with my super?
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00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:45,830
Well, he died.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, I feel terrible.
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I mean, I know I yelled at him
346
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and called him a lazy son of a
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bitch, but that doesn't mean I didn't like
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him.
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And I tried telling that to my idiot
350
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neighbors.
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They think I killed him.
352
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:00,290
Did you?
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Of course I didn't.
354
00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:04,450
Are you sure?
355
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Because you had motive, you had opportunity, and
356
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:11,190
let's not forget, yesterday you said you wanted
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to kill him.
358
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,570
Yeah, if I were capable of killing somebody,
359
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:15,850
would you still be alive?
360
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,010
He didn't do it.
361
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,960
Excuse me, could I...
362
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,960
The bathroom's right there, just follow the line.
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If you want something to read, just leave
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a book.
365
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Aw hell, just take it.
366
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,540
I'm not here to use the restroom.
367
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:40,620
Oh, you're not?
368
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,160
I'm sorry, it's just the last two days,
369
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,820
that's all anyone's come in here for.
370
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,380
It's starting to make me wonder why bother
371
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:48,640
even keeping the place open.
372
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,300
You never wondered that before.
373
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:52,220
Jake?
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00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:53,800
I don't know what you guys are so
375
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,540
depressed about.
376
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,600
I mean, I think these old diners are
377
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great.
378
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,840
We had one just like this where I
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grew up.
380
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,300
Yeah, looking around brings back a lot of
381
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:02,660
memories.
382
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:03,880
Really?
383
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,140
Oh gosh, you don't know what it means
384
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,080
for me to hear that.
385
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,860
So, what can I get you?
386
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,660
Please, anything.
387
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,260
Oh, I'm not hungry.
388
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,820
I just needed some change for the meter.
389
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,740
Get out.
390
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,400
In fact, every single one of you, get
391
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,460
the hell out and stay the hell out.
392
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,200
Well, I don't think those Depop chopper tapes
393
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:26,960
are working for you.
394
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,840
Shut up, Becker.
395
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,560
Yeah, you know, you're right.
396
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,820
I got my own problems.
397
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,880
My super died, my jackass neighbors think I'm
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responsible for it.
399
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,700
Look, that guy you said you wanted to
400
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:38,880
kill?
401
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,420
It's a figure of speech, Jake.
402
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,020
Until the dude turns up dead.
403
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,580
What's the matter with you people?
404
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,860
I didn't kill that guy.
405
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,160
Hey, Becker, you know that guy you killed?
406
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,600
I just got his job.
407
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,280
I didn't kill anybody, Bob.
408
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,260
What'd you just say?
409
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,400
I'm your new super.
410
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,120
But Alexi just died this morning.
411
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,840
How could you even know about the job?
412
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,860
I owe it all to Linda.
413
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,560
Linda helped you?
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00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,180
My Linda?
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00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,440
If I help you mean, left your office
416
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,680
as soon as she heard the old super
417
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,240
quote, ran to your building, gave them my
418
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,520
resume, which by the way, she wrote, acted
419
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,300
as a reference, and wouldn't leave until they
420
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,180
agreed to hire me?
421
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,700
Then yeah, she helped.
422
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,640
But you don't know anything about being a
423
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:20,940
super?
424
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:21,760
What to know?
425
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,260
Jake can do it for crying out loud.
426
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:23,580
Hey.
427
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,320
Not to mention it's the deal of a
428
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:25,720
lifetime.
429
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,080
Good salary, free apartment, and I get to
430
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,280
sit on my ass all day and pretend
431
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,080
I don't speak English.
432
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,900
It's what I was born to do.
433
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,380
This can't be happening.
434
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,080
Don't worry.
435
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,320
Whatever you need, day or night, my door
436
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,080
is always open.
437
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,540
And thanks to my new passkey, so is
438
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,000
yours.
439
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,060
Hey, Jake, do you realize what this means?
440
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,200
Yeah, Bob has someplace else to go.
441
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,140
Bye-bye, Bob.
442
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,060
You know, I don't like seeing you here.
443
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,240
I sure as hell don't want to see
444
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:53,660
you at home.
445
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,140
And there's no way you're living in my
446
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:55,480
building.
447
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,960
Not if I have anything to say about
448
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,120
it.
449
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,500
Thanks for your support.
450
00:15:59,100 --> 00:15:59,600
You see?
451
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,980
I'm not even listening to him.
452
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,400
I'm a super already.
453
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:14,070
Hey, Margaret, you know that package of Christmas
454
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,210
I couldn't figure out?
455
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,870
Look what was inside.
456
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,390
A hand?
457
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,110
No, that's Mr. Reed's hand.
458
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:21,270
I had him hold the box.
459
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,330
You're always saying not to waste the x
460
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:24,670
-rays.
461
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:28,070
Look, a compound fracture and a riding crop.
462
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,330
Oh, Chris must ride horses.
463
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,390
Yeah, Margaret, that's what it's for.
464
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,590
Linda, how could you?
465
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,870
This is the worst.
466
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,730
Bob is my super.
467
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,250
Yeah, I figured it was the best of
468
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:45,830
both worlds.
469
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,350
I got him out of my apartment.
470
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:51,270
And?
471
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,550
And I'm happy about it.
472
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:57,610
You know something, Linda, you screw up a
473
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,230
lot and I'm usually pretty tolerant.
474
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:00,910
I even, I even overlooked the time you
475
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,850
used the specimen cups to make jello shots.
476
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,010
But this, oh, this by far is the
477
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:06,089
worst thing you've ever done.
478
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:08,010
That you know of.
479
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,390
Hi, I'm your new neighbor.
480
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,270
I think you have some of my packages.
481
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,730
Oh, this ought to be good.
482
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,510
No, our new neighbor is Chris Duff.
483
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:19,650
Yeah, that's me.
484
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:20,250
I'm Chris.
485
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,569
No, I think you're wrong.
486
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,589
I think I know who I am.
487
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:26,990
I don't think you do.
488
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,170
You can't be Chris.
489
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,730
Well, Christina, really.
490
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,230
So those are your ski boots?
491
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:35,110
Yeah.
492
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,170
And your CDs?
493
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:36,890
Yeah.
494
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,870
And your wine from France?
495
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,510
Yeah, it's all mine.
496
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,530
Well, thanks.
497
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,150
I'll come back for the rest.
498
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,930
Hope it wasn't too much trouble.
499
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,090
No, it's just that you were the perfect
500
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,270
guy and I was hoping.
501
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:54,970
Never mind.
502
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,270
Wait.
503
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:00,270
Yeah.
504
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:01,930
Are you at least gay?
505
00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,350
Are you?
506
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:09,610
Well, yeah, actually I am.
507
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,390
Why are you?
508
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:12,830
No.
509
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:30,130
In conclusion, I appreciate the warm welcome and
510
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:31,370
I'd like to thank you all in advance
511
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:32,510
for allowing me into your home.
512
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,870
Oh, I can't believe this.
513
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,230
Feel free to drop by any time.
514
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,010
If I'm not home, just write your request
515
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,530
on the back of a 20 and slide
516
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,330
it under my door.
517
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,130
Wait a second here.
518
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,910
There's no way we can hire this idiot
519
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:44,770
to be our super.
520
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:45,710
He's lazy.
521
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,670
He's incompetent.
522
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,250
He hasn't made an honest dollar in his
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00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,210
entire life.
524
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,010
You know, that reminds me, am I going
525
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,170
to get paid weekly or bi-weekly?
526
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,770
Not to mention the fact he doesn't know
527
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,610
the first thing about building maintenance.
528
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,510
Hey, he seems like a good guy.
529
00:18:58,610 --> 00:18:59,770
Why not give him a chance?
530
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,750
He helped me carry my groceries.
531
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,210
He held the door for me.
532
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,910
He held the ladder for me while I
533
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,170
got something off my top shelf.
534
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,310
Oh, I bet he did.
535
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,010
Look, he's in every part of my life.
536
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,110
I just don't want him here.
537
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,590
Oh, well, why don't you just kill him?
538
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:13,590
Like you killed Alexi?
539
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:14,850
I did not kill Alexi.
540
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,210
I just didn't try to save him.
541
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,790
Not that I knew he was dying.
542
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,570
Look, I'll be damned if I'm going to
543
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,570
pay $450 a month to live in a
544
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,150
dump with crappy neighbors and a super that
545
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:25,050
I can't stand.
546
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,570
Your rent is only $450.
547
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:28,770
What?
548
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,350
Oh, give me a break, will you?
549
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,930
Someone was murdered in there.
550
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,090
Don't count Alexi.
551
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,390
Two people have been murdered in his.
552
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:35,370
And I'm paying $600.
553
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,190
And someone died in mine too.
554
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,330
Mine too.
555
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,590
Oh my God, we're living in a house
556
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,210
of death.
557
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,810
I've tried to reason with you people, but
558
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,350
bottom line, Bob stays, I move out.
559
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:48,650
Shove hands?
560
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,910
Screw you people, I'm not moving out.
561
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,350
You know, I'll get rid of Bob myself
562
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,010
if I have to.
563
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,830
I'll call the city.
564
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:56,890
I'll report you.
565
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,830
You'll report us for hiring a super?
566
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,470
Yeah, you're damn right I will.
567
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,650
Yeah, let me tell you something else too.
568
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,530
You know, you were the biggest bunch of
569
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:06,750
morons that I've ever met.
570
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,670
Do me a favor, just don't talk to
571
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:08,850
me.
572
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,030
I won't talk to you.
573
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,230
You don't talk to me.
574
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:11,710
Okay?
575
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:12,690
Yeah, goodbye.
576
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:13,450
Good riddance.
577
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,900
You know, just so you know, you people
578
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,180
deserve to have a super like Bob.
579
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,100
Mark my words.
580
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,480
You'll see.
581
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,960
It's broken, dumbass.
582
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,660
Fix the damn elevator, will ya?
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