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A wheel to practice
my spell casting.
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Did I just make studying fun?
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I think I did.
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Spell that begins with horse.
Uh, easy!
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"Horse that draws
a four-wheel wagon,
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"summon me the egg of a dragon."
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And your new Battle of the Wands
champion is...
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- Billie!
- Exactly.
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Oh, hey, Justin.
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Are you practicing spells
on a Saturday?
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I am impressed!
And suspicious. What's going on?
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Okay, look,
tonight is Battle of the Wands,
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and I know
what you're gonna say.
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"Battle of the Wands
is nothing but an underground,
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"unregulated, unsafe gathering
of magical hooligans."
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Billie,
you are my responsibility.
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You are not going
to Battle of the Wands.
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- But...
- If you do,
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you'll lose your phone
for two weeks.
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And get rid of that dragon egg
before it hatches.
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Our smoke alarm goes off
when we burn popcorn.
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This is what I get
for telling the truth.
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Well,
I'm never doing that again.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Let me get this straight.
Mr. Russo said
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you can't go to a dangerous
underground magic battle?
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Crazy, right?
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{\an8}Crazy that you thought
he would let you!
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{\an8}He's Mr. Russo.
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{\an8}He makes his groceries
wear seat belts.
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But I have to go
to Battle of the Wands.
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If I win that trophy,
I'll show everyone back at home
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that I'm not just a screw-up
who couldn't cut it at WizTech.
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- Then you should go.
- But if I go,
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Justin will be really mad.
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- Then you shouldn't go.
- But if I don't,
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then everybody will just think
I'm a screw-up.
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- Then you should go.
- But if I do go--
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Billie, we both know
this is happening.
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Let me just grab my go bag.
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Wait,
you keep a go bag in my room?
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{\an8}Of course. Unless we're staying.
Then it's a stay bag.
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{\an8}It also has my jammies in it.
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Okay, then yes, we're doing it,
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{\an8}but we just need
someone to cover for us.
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{\an8}Someone who doesn't have
any plans on a Saturday night.
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Hey, guys.
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Roman.
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{\an8}Winter and I need to go
to an underground wizard battle,
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{\an8}but your dad said I can't go,
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{\an8}so I need you to make it look
like we're still here.
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{\an8}Underground wizard battle, huh?
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{\an8}Is it just wizards,
or will all types
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{\an8}of magical beings
be at this event?
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{\an8}What do you care? You don't know
anyone in the wizard world.
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{\an8}Except...
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{\an8}Oh, you want to see Iggy,
that pixie girl from my party.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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{\an8}No, I don't. I mean,
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{\an8}unless she's going to be there.
She probably won't be there.
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Do you think
she's going to be there?
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{\an8}- Probably.
- Then I'd also like to be there
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{\an8}- to cheer you on.
- Aw.
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{\an8}Well, if Roman's not gonna
cover for us, who will?
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Sure, I'll cover for you.
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- Wow, thanks, Milo.
- But it's gonna cost you.
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{\an8}Set us up just to take us down.
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{\an8}I'd be proud if you weren't
using it against us.
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All right, Milo,
what do you want?
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{\an8}- An ice pop.
- That's it?
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{\an8}You do know
I'm a wizard, right?
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I can conjure anything.
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Then a blue one
shouldn't be a problem.
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Why are you crying?
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That man came
all the way from the future
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{\an8}just to find that woman,
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{\an8}and she wants nothing
to do with him.
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He's a robot
sent to terminate her.
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Oh, I really have to stop
looking at my phone
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when we watch movies.
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Ooh!
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Battle of the Wands
starts in less than an hour.
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If I don't get there in time,
all the spots will be taken.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Whoa! That robot's jacked!
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Dad, why don't you have
muscles like that?
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Milo, this movie
is inappropriate for you.
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Where are you going?
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To the bathroom.
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But you can't until I show you
this new dance move I made up.
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What is happening right now?
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This is your fault
for telling him
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he could do anything
he sets his mind to.
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- No, don't leave!
- Why? What's wrong?
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I just remembered
that everybody eventually dies.
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Oh, boy.
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Well, I feel better.
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If you need me,
I'll be in my room.
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So will Billie and Roman.
All in our rooms.
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Should we be worried about him?
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I think it'd be weird
if we weren't.
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Welcome to Battle of the Wands!
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Why was Mr. Russo so worried
about you coming here?
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Duck!
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Okay, starting to see it.
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If you'll excuse me...
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...I have to go find Iggy
and tell her that I like her.
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You're still standing here.
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Yeah, it just occurred to me
that she might not like me back.
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There's only one way
to find out.
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- Just go talk to her.
- Right.
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- Are you gonna go?
- I don't think so.
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- Do you need us to stay?
- I would rather you didn't.
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Hi, I'm here
to sign up for the battle.
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No spots left?
What do I do now?
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the screw-up
who couldn't cut it at WizTech.
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- Hey, that's not nice.
- That's why I said it.
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- What do you want, Xander?
- It's not what I want.
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It's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna win
the Battle of the Wands,
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and it's gonna be Xantastic!
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This girl knows
what I'm talking about.
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I don't.
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- "Xantastic" is not even a word.
- It is when I say it.
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Have fun
watching me take the trophy.
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Joke's on you. We definitely
will not have fun doing that.
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Gotta find a way
into the competition.
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And then we gotta work
on your comebacks.
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There must be a way to get
into Battle of the Wands.
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But there are no more spots.
Maybe we should just go.
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No. The whole reason
I came here is to prove
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that I'm not just the screw-up
who couldn't cut it at WizTech.
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Look, if I leave
without winning,
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- that's all I'll ever be.
- Then I got your back.
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But that's all I can offer,
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'cause I don't know
how things work here.
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There's MC.
Maybe he'll help.
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Excuse me?
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Whoa! Sorry, I meant to say...
Yikes!
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What do you want?
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The battle's starting
in ten minutes.
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Listen,
I didn't get a spot in time.
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- Any chance you could get me in?
- Talk to the hand.
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That's rude and dated.
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No, the hand.
He runs this thing.
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If you get his signature,
I'll put you on the list.
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Man, for a guy with no feet,
that hand is fast.
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Okay, we gotta find it.
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- I have an idea.
- Huh?
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- What are you doing?
- He's a hand.
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Hands can't resist a high five.
Everybody knows that.
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I'm gonna go look for him.
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You're right.
I think that might work.
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Hey, Milo,
have you seen Billie and Roman?
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Uh, yep.
Been seeing them all day.
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That's why I'm down here.
Getting the snacks.
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A single cheese stick?
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Yep. We're playing this game
where we all peel a strip off
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and see who gets
the longest one.
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It's fun and delicious.
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That's a lot of hands
on one stick of cheese.
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Well, good talk, Dad.
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Wait a minute.
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You can't just eat cheese
for dinner.
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Why don't we all go out?
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Oh, that's a great idea!
I'll get us a table for five.
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Five?
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I don't know.
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It's kind of hard to get
a table for an odd number.
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How about just us three?
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We're not leaving
Billie and Roman behind.
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- I'll go get them.
- No, no. Don't. I'll do it.
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You get the reservation.
I'll gather the children.
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Man, it's hard having parents
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that want to spend time
with their kids.
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Uh, excuse me, I'm... I'm...
I'm looking for someone.
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Her name's Iggy. She's yay high,
blonde hair, big, beautiful eyes
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that sparkle when she smiles.
Not that I've noticed.
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I'm not weird.
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Here, hand. Here, boy.
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Man, where is he?
I've looked everywhere.
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Oh. Well, look no further.
You found him.
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- Who are you?
- Um, hello,
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Nigel Dragonberry,
Ultimate Spellmaster, 2007.
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I've won Battle of the Wands
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more times
than any wizard in history.
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- Wow, that's awesome.
- Yeah, it is.
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People are still
talking about me.
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Not that much
in the last 15 years,
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but back in '07, I was the man.
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See, this is what
I was telling Winter.
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If I win Battle of the Wands,
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it'll change the way
everyone thinks of me.
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Yeah, it will. I get respect.
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Not so much
in the last 15 years,
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but back in '07, I was the man!
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So, what's happened
the last 15 years?
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Not a lot.
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- But back in '07--
- I know, you were the man.
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Yeah, I was!
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By the way, I'm counting
this little chit-chat
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as a meet-and-greet.
That'll be five bucks.
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you're charging me five bucks?
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Unless you want a picture.
That'll cost you ten.
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Smile. You're in a picture
with Nigel Dragonberry.
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Come on, kids. Time to go.
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We're going to be late
for our reservation.
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Just a second.
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I'm finishing my girl make-up.
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Girl make-up?
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All she has up there
is sunscreen and lip balm.
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What's taking Roman so long?
Hey, uh, Roman?
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Uh,
this is Roman Russo.
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How can I help you?
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Are you okay? You sound strange.
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Yep. I just have a little...
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...puberty going on.
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That doesn't sound like Roman.
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Yeah, he usually calls puberty
"the big change."
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Boys?
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Showtime!
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What is taking so long?
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Is that Billie?
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Why, yes, it is.
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And I'm glad you think so.
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- Why is she asleep?
- That's a good question.
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- Where is Roman?
- Oh, I know that one!
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He's getting dressed
in the closet.
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How's it going in there, Roman?
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Well, this makes a lot of sense.
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I, um... I guess we're just
going to have to go
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00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,546
to the Pasta Palace
without the kids.
242
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,257
Wait, you never said anything
about the Pasta Palace!
243
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,426
I want to go!
244
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,851
To be honest, it lasted longer
than I thought it would.
245
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,607
Billie! Check it out!
246
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,444
- I got the hand's signature!
- Thanks, Winter.
247
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,988
Yep, Operation High Five
paid off.
248
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,699
Now, it's time
for Operation Hand Sanitizer.
249
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,869
Let's go get you in the battle.
250
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,372
- Right, the battle.
- Isn't that what you wanted?
251
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,833
Uh, yeah, that's what I wanted.
252
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,001
Guys, guys!
253
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:36,004
I just met a wizard who took me
to the multiverse where I saw
254
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,506
every possible outcome
of me running into Iggy.
255
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,885
In one of them,
I sneezed in her face.
256
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,055
- Ooh, that's bad.
- No, no. That was the best one.
257
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,350
There you are!
258
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,353
Also, in every timeline,
we were busted by Dad.
259
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,231
Next time, lead with that.
260
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,155
I can't believe you all snuck
out into the wizard world.
261
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,073
Justin,
it's not their fault.
262
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,659
They... they came to help me.
263
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,870
If I'm being completely honest,
Dad, uh, I actually came here
264
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,288
to find out if the pixie
265
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,458
I met at Billie's house
party likes me.
266
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,544
- You had a house party?
- Roman, dude, stop talking.
267
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,089
- You are all in big trouble.
- Me too?
268
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,507
Well, uh, no, not you,
269
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,300
'cause if your parents
found out that you snuck out
270
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,261
to the wizard world,
then I'd be in big trouble.
271
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,263
I know you.
272
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,724
You're Alex Russo's brother.
273
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,436
- My name is Justin.
- Yeah, I know.
274
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,688
But it's more fun to call you
Alex Russo's brother.
275
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,441
You get all angry.
276
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,319
- You know Nigel Dragonberry?
- Yeah.
277
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,239
Alex used to compete against him
in Battle of the Wands.
278
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,867
Why are you talking
to these losers, Dad?
279
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,453
Nigel's your dad?
Well, that makes sense.
280
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,790
You've got Nepo Wizard
written all over you.
281
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,166
You're just jealous
282
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,086
'cause I'm Xantastic
and you're not.
283
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,170
"Xantastic"?
284
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,298
He keeps trying
to make it a thing.
285
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,594
- Come on, kids. Let's just go.
- Oh, probably for the best.
286
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,763
If Alex Russo's brother
trained you,
287
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,141
you wouldn't stand
a chance against my son.
288
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,646
Hey, Alex Russo's brother
is a great teacher.
289
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,523
It's Justin!
290
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,025
And thank you.
291
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,195
That's right, Billie. Walk away.
All you'll ever be
292
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,615
is the screw-up
who couldn't cut it at WizTech.
293
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,329
- Hey, just ignore them.
- Why? Xander's right.
294
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,832
Is that what you think?
295
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,001
Because you got
kicked out of WizTech?
296
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,085
Just 'cause you screwed up,
297
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,046
that does not make you
a screw-up.
298
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,214
And just 'cause Nigel
won a competition,
299
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,050
that does not make him a winner.
300
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,345
Who you are is up to you.
301
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,431
Understand?
302
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,019
Yeah. I think I do.
303
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,396
But, taking down those jerks
304
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,733
would make me feel
so much better.
305
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,195
Then let's take down
those jerks. All right.
306
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,699
Russos versus Dragonberrys.
307
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,074
Hi.
308
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,827
Just to be clear, Russos
does not include me, right?
309
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,247
- No.
- Sitting it out!
310
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,126
My fellow magical beings,
311
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,462
we have a special treat
for you tonight.
312
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,758
A Battle Royale of the Wands!
313
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,225
We have
an Ultimate Spell Master,
314
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,563
two young wizards,
and Alex Russo's brother.
315
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,484
- Does everyone call me that?
- Yes.
316
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,987
You know the rules.
Each spell cast has to start
317
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,615
with the last word
of your opponent's spell.
318
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:56,246
Let the battle begin!
319
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,707
Let's do this.
320
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:03,044
Day by day I will not tire,
summon now a ball of fire!
321
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,673
Ooh!
322
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,928
Fire here no longer glows,
from a rain cloud, water flows!
323
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,687
Boom! Xantastic!
324
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,523
No pressure, but these guys
are playing to win.
325
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,858
That's all the pressure.
326
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,656
Hammer!
327
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,449
- Serpent!
- Cannonball!
328
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,118
Lightning Blast!
329
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,497
Oh!
330
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,523
- Go, Dad.
- Go, Billie.
331
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,274
I'm glad you're having fun,
332
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,901
even if you didn't meet up
with Iggy.
333
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,988
Yeah. Maybe the universe didn't
want me to find her, you know?
334
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,950
If it did, she'd be
standing right next to me.
335
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,369
It's you.
336
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,538
It's you.
337
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,832
Third-wheeling it again.
338
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,044
Sandwich make!
339
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,715
- Ooh.
- The word is make, easy.
340
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,885
I did a make spell
back in '04, and in '05...
341
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,720
...and definitely in '07.
342
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,348
Roman,
you snuck out of your house
343
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,893
- just to find this girl.
- Aw, you did?
344
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,978
Uh-huh.
345
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
And you've been looking
for her all night?
346
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,109
- Aw, you have?
- Uh-huh.
347
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,614
So, is there anything
you want to say to her?
348
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,491
Uh-uh.
349
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,536
Aw. Well, I "uh-uh" you, too.
350
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,206
My job here is done.
351
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,374
I'm going to go check out
the merch table.
352
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,877
I don't... I don't know
how it works in...
353
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,546
in the... in the wizard world,
but us... us mortals, we...
354
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,340
we have these devices
that we can use to...
355
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,424
to keep in touch.
356
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,927
Want me to put my number
in your phone?
357
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,178
Yes, please.
358
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,223
Make appear with sight and sound
359
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,558
an instrument
that's big and round.
360
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,563
We need to figure out
a way to stump them.
361
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,441
I got it. Okay.
362
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,901
Round me up a doll of plastic
363
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,447
with party dress and hair, fantastic.
364
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,952
Get ready to lose.
365
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,830
Xantastic roar
and claws to fear,
366
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833
make a lion now appear.
367
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,753
Why didn't the spell work?
368
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,214
Because you said "Xantastic"
instead of "fantastic."
369
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,842
I told you that is not a word.
370
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,177
I didn't mean to.
It's my catchphrase.
371
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,179
Well, catchphrases are dumb,
and you would know that
372
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,432
if you were... the man.
373
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,436
And Billie and Justin win!
374
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,609
Did you hear that?
375
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,237
- Yeah, we won!
- No, he called me Justin!
376
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,789
Xander, that was pathetic.
377
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,835
You are a disgrace
to the Dragonberry name.
378
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,592
Here, Xander.
379
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,052
Seems like you need this
more than I do.
380
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,432
Really? Wow. Thanks, Billie.
381
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,768
Dad! Check it out!
382
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,981
Doesn't matter how I got it,
but we're leaving with a trophy!
383
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,858
I love you, son.
384
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,531
That was nice,
what you did there.
385
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,950
Eh, a trophy
isn't gonna change anything.
386
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,620
Also, I didn't think
he'd actually take it.
387
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,586
{\an8}I can't wait to wear this cool
"I survived the wizard world
388
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,631
{\an8}"and all I got
was this T-shirt," T-shirt.
389
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,341
Yeah, you can't really
wear that around mortals
390
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,385
or else everyone will know
about wizards.
391
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,678
You're right.
I'll wear it inside out.
392
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,264
I'll know what it says.
393
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,434
Well, thanks for the fun day
I'm not allowed to talk about.
394
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,357
You know
what I'm gonna say next.
395
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,650
I know.
396
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,778
Just because I screwed up
doesn't make me a screw-up.
397
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,197
Try again.
398
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,492
You're taking our phones
for two weeks.
399
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952
I thought I said a week.
400
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:48,497
- No, you definitely said two.
- Billie, dude, stop talking.
401
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,461
Ah, you got a text
from someone named Iggy.
402
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,295
Really? What does it say?
403
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,799
Here, I'll show you.
In two weeks.
404
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,094
I'm so full,
405
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,304
I'm gonna be burping
butter noodles for a month.
406
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,098
You guys went
to the Pasta Palace without me?
407
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,349
We also got ice cream.
408
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852
Milo, dude, stop talking.
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