All language subtitles for Will & Grace (1998) - S08E22 - Whatever Happened to Baby Gin 1080p WEBDL h264 AAC 2.0

Wow, this baby name
book is really great.

Oh, here's a pretty one: Clitorissa.

That's "Clarissa".

Oh, well, that's just gross.

Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Grace, that's for you.

Oh, my God. It's the Bugaboo
Gecko Suspension Stroller.

It's a knock-off. I got it
from the evidence locker.

But don't touch the inside.

I still got to dust it for prints
and scrape it for a blood match.

Thanks, Vince...

It's the first gift I've ever received
that was part of a crime scene.

Second. Anyway. We're done here, right?

Because I'm meeting my sister Ginny
for lunch, and I'm running late.

Did you-- Did you
just say sister?

Yeah. I have lunch
with Gin every Thursday.

What's the big?

Maybe the fact that you have never
mentioned that you have a sister?

Yeah, I think I have, Grace.

What do you think I'm talking about
when I say, "Boy, do I love Gin"?

Or, "I can't get through
the day without Gin."

Or, "That Gin gave me such
a headache last night."

I couldn't have been more clear. Sheesh.

Next thing you know, you'll
tell me you've never heard me

mention my brother-in-law,
Johnny Walker.

Hey, look, I didn't want to say
anything in front of Jack and Karen, but,

I know what I'm going to
name the baby... George.

After my dad?

No, after the curious monkey.
And by that I mean our President.

Your dad... He meant
a lot to both of us,

and I just thought it would be
really nice if we honored him.

Wow. I am so
touched, but--

Are you sure you're comfortable doing
that when you haven't even told Leo yet?

Yes. Look. I dont even know how
Leo is going to fit in the picture.

I mean, Lord knows I've tried
to get in touch with him.

He's getting married. So,
essentially, it's just you and me.

And I want us to name him George.

Thank you. I love that.

Uh, what if it's a girl?
Oh, I guess Boy George.

Ah, Smitty.... I think
I'll have a martini.

I'm meeting my sister for lunch today.

I had a sister. But
when the tornado came,

we'd already boarded up the cellar door.

She hung on to the pick-up
as long as she could...

We found her top of the school.

Oh... Anyway... Ginny had an
accident when we were children.

I mean, nothing funny
like your family, but...

You know, some people could have
gotten very bitter, but... not Gin.

No. She's a brave gal. Just
soldiers on as if nothing happened.

Stop staring at me! What
are you all looking at?!

The freak whose left leg is three-eights
of an inch shorter than the right?

Gin, please, if they were
looking at anyone, it was me.

My boob popped out just
before you got here.

Apparently, it stayed
out for quite some time.

I only realized it when Smitty
lifted it to get his tip.

At least your boob doesn't
to wear an orthotic.

Well, uh... Listen, Gin.

You know how I've been supporting
you for all these years?

If you can call three hundred
thousand dollars a month support.

For the sake of argument,
let's say we can.

Now that Stanley and I
are getting a divorce,

I'm afraid that I won't be able
to send you those checks anymore.

I'm sorry. Say that again.

I didn't hear you because one of
my legs is shorter than the other.

You're such a pessimist, Gin.

Why not say, "One of my
legs is freakishly long"?

Karen, If you think
you're going to cut me off,

think again, since we both
know how I ended up like this.

It was an accident!

- Was it?
- Gin, Please!

Stop begging.

No, I was ordering. Gin, Please!

Please, you have to forgive
me. I have no other choice.

The question is can you forgive
yourself for casting me out

after leaving me so hideously deformed?

Unable to dance... To skip... To read.

Why can't you read?

Eh, I don't want to.

Okay, ready? One, two, three.

Surprise.

Wow. An empty room.

Is the surprise that you're
just not good at surprises?

Remember that stroller I
got from that drug gang?

Turns out this is where
they had their meth lab.

Wow. This has been a fascinating
edition of "NYPD Cribs"....

Why are we here?

Because I want us to live together.

Why are you such a bitch all the time?

You want to move in together?

Yeah, I want us to buy
this place together.

I can get it for a great deal. Yeah.

It's got three bedrooms, a back yard.

Look. Right now
they're using it for--

Just don't look in the
back yard right now.

So what do you say?

I say nothing would make me happier

than to turn this humble
little drug den into our home.

I love you, Will.

I love you.

- Is that a basement?
- Yeah, don't go down there.

Wow. You really went all out
for Jack's premiere party.

I love that you put the
posters up of "The Badge."

Wait. Does that say "The Vadge"?

Yeah... That's the last time that I place
an order with Kinko's over the phone.

You know, maybe I should have said "B
as in Boy" instead of "B as in Bagina".

Yeah. It's unfortunate
that the show's tagline is,

"Go deep inside a hidden
world that few dare to enter."

Oh, my God, you guys. You're
never gonna guess who's here.

Me!

I heard rumors that I wasn't
going to show, but I'm really here.

Thanks for my party,
Karen, I really love it.

Oh, honey, it was my
pleasure. And it was easy.

You know, I didn't even have
to invite any of your friends,

because they were already coming.

- Say hello, boys.
- Hi, Jack.

Hey, Dalton. Hey, Mario. Thanks
for coming to my big opening.

Did that sound wierd?

Thanks for making my opening so big.

DALTON: We wouldn't miss it, Jack.

MARIO: We're so proud of you.

I can't believe that
puffy queen got a TV show.

I thought they cancelled "Fat Actress."

You tell Grace the good news.

I gotta go tell Jack something
that happened at work today

that'll make a great episode
on "The Badge". Check it out.

We actually had a stake
out at a steak house.

Come on, you can't make that crap up.

What's the news?

Vince and I found a place.

It is a beautiful brownstone in
Harlem... and we're going to buy it!

- Oh, my God. R-Really?
- Yeah, it's perfect.

It's even got one of those ironing
boards that fold down from the wall.

Oh... A gay white man ironing
in his Harlem brownstone.

I can't wait for the
neighbors to drop by.

You know, to beat the piss out of me.

So, you're moving.

Grace. We're all moving.

I figured the third floor would
be just for you and the baby.

Really?

Oh, my God. This is so exciting.

Hello, everyone. What are
you all staring at? Me?

Because I'm hideous? Well, all
right. Let's get it out in the open.

I've got a bum leg
and I'm Karen's sister.

Uh, Gin. What a surprise.
What are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you? I'm moving in.

Since you refuse to continue
with my meager monthly payments,

this is all I can afford.
Now. Let's talk about ramps.

What's she bitchin' about?

I got an uncle who lost a
forehead in a towing accident.

He's gotta wear a special
hat to keep his brains in.

Gosh, Gin, I'm not sure
about you moving in.

It might make Rosie
feel very uncomfortable.

She prides herself on being the
toughest thing to look at around here.

Do you hear that, everyone?

My own sister is throwing
me out on the street.

And after what she did to me.

Gin, please!

Thanks. Gin, please!

What? Are you afraid everyone will
find out how you destroyed my life?

It was a crisp, fall day.

The country was still in shock over
the assasination of the President.

Okay, I'm 90% sure she's talking
about Kennedy or Garfield.

Father had just brought home
a new game called croquet.

Could be Garfield.

Could be Lincoln.

But Karen wanted to play Twister.

Kennedy.

Yes, I wanted to play
Twister. And I'm so sorry.

If there was any way I
could take it back, I would.

I mean, I'd still want to
play. It's such a fun game.

But I would play on a smooth
surface, as recommended on the box.

Where exactly did you play?

The rickety old saw mill
that juts out over the falls.

Tell them, Karen.

Tell them what happened when
you called, "Right foot, red."

They all know! You leap, you
stretch, you balance, you twist.

You try it once, you'll get the gist.

But I didn't get the gist, did I?

No. You fell. Through
a rotted floor board.

And broke my ankle. It healed
badly and I never danced again.

You danced?

You bet your fat, pregnant ass I danced.

Okay, now I see the family resemblance.

I tell you, my oldest
sister's a nut, too.

If she ever asks, we don't have
that third bedroom upstairs.

Well, we don't. That
bedroom's for Grace.

Oh, yeah. Well, of course. When
she visits she can stay over.

Vince, Grace is going to be
living with us. With the baby.

What are you talking
about? When did this happen?

Well, where did you
think they were gonna be?

I don't know. I didn't think
it was going to be in our home.

I made a commitment
to her. You know that.

Yeah, but I didn't think you
committed us to living with her.

Well, how else am I going
to raise the baby with her?

I just assumed you were okay with this.

I'm not sure I am.

Okay everybody. The show's
about to start, alright.

And remember you guys,
one day, this could be you.

But it's not today. So keep clearing.

ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Tonight on "The Badge"...

"JACK": Okay, scumbag. This is the
end of the road, and you're out of gas.

I'm Chuck Rafferty. And this
is the last stop on this train.

Check the overhead bins
before I punch your ticket.

Oh, my God. That's not my
voice. I've been dubbed!

Why would anybody dub my voice?!

I thought I might find you
here. What happened to the door?

I'm a detective. I picked the lock.

It's in two pieces.

Yeah, I can't pick locks.

I missed work the day they showed
us because my skin was really dry.

Look, I know I sprung the whole Grace
thing on you, but we can work this out.

How, Will? You've committed
to raising a baby with her.

How is this gonna work out?

I know it's an odd situation, but
I'm-- I'm good with odd situations.

Like in high school, when
all the guys were talking

about what they'd like
to do to Cheryl Tiegs.

I said, "Braid her hair
wet, make her sleep on it,

and use a volumizer in the morning.

Then nail her." See. If I can make
that work, I can make this work.

Will. I'm an old-fashioned homosexual.

Okay? To me, family is two
guys, some mid-century furniture,

and a baby that doesn't
look like either one of us.

We can have all that. We can have both.

No, we can't. What if our
life takes us somewhere else?

Will, what if we have to move
to Seattle because of my eczema?

How bad is your skin?

You know what I'm saying.

Well, I guess we wouldn't go.
I mean, how-- how could we?

I'm basically going to be this
baby's father. Grace needs me.

I need you. When are you going to
stop playing house with this woman?

That is not what I'm doing.

When are you going to be happy
living a life with just me?

Are you asking me to choose?

I'm afraid to, Will, because...
I think I already know the answer.

Sit down, Gin.

I need to talk to you
about your accident.

Karen. You know I don't
like to talk about that.

I know, honey. But this is
important. It wasn't an accident.

I loosened that floor board
underneath the Twister game...

because I was jealous of you.
You were always daddy's favorite.

He never even noticed me.

He was always taking you to
dance lessons and singing lessons.

I had to stay home with Mom
and learn how to bartend.

Oh, Gin. Can you ever forgive
me for what I did to you?

I can... because I also
have a confession to make.

You didn't cause my accident. Karen...

I didn't fall on "right foot,
red." I fell on "left hand, green."

- What?
- That's right.

I loosened that floor
board so you'd fall through.

I just got so caught up
in the game, I forgot.

Oh. It's easy to get caught up.

You spin the spinner and call your spot.

Twister will tie you up in a knot.

And it's the perfect way to
get rid of the sister that...

I was always jealous of.
You were always popular,

and easy going, and
all the boys loved you.

Well, honey, if they did
like me more than you,

it was only because I
was kind and I listened,

and I let them bang me under the
bleachers while their friends watched.

See, I always freeze up in a crowd.

So, all these years, we
both felt bad for nothing.

And now we can be closer than ever.

Aw, I'd like that.

Will? Will?!

What? What is it? Are you okay?

You're never going to
believe what just happened.

I was on my way home
from Dunkin' Donuts,

and I stopped into McDonald's
because I was starving.

- And then I ran into...
- A Jenny Craig?

The guy who was Leo's best
man at our wedding. Remember?

You said he was going
to come out in two years.

You were wrong, he went
home with Jack that night.

Anyway, he told that Leo called
off his engagement with Kate.

No, "huh". Great!

Now-- Now he's single,
and I know how to find him.

What-- What, so have
you called him yet?

Oh, no, no, no. I
don't want to call him.

I mean, at this point,
I don't think that

this is something that I want
to explain over the phone.

So, I'm just going to get
on the first flight to Rome.

Rome?

Oh, yeah, huh. Hello.
That's where he's living now.

He got some sort of research
job at a hospital there.

Wait, wait, wait. You're going to
Rome? Is it even safe for you to fly?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm good for--
I've got a few more weeks.

Well, you're not going
to be there for weeks.

- Probably not.
- "Probably" not?

Well, I guess it, uh, depends
on how it goes with Leo.

Wait. So, you find out
Leo cancelled his wedding,

and you're on a plane
to Rome within minutes?

And you may be there for a while.
Is that what you're telling me?

I know it sounds crazy. But I know
that he is still in love with me.

Why else would he have called
off his wedding? I gotta go.

I've got to find out for sure.

Beyond that, I don't-- I don't
know what's going to happen.

Well, uh... How 'bout this?

You go tell Leo that you're pregnant,
then you fly back to New York,

where we raise this baby
together. Like we planned.

What are you doing? Why are--
Why are you being like this?

Wh-- I'm just trying to
catch up, because suddenly,

you're living in Rome
with Leo and our baby.

Our baby?

Well. Yeah. The one you're
naming after my father.

Remember? Isn't that the way you
told me to think about this child?

I-- I know I have but,
I mean, it's just--

I know, it's just that Leo, the guy
who cheated you, is suddenly available,

and you're gonna go running after
him like some pathetic school girl!

Do you have any idea what I have
sacrificed for you and this baby?!

Sacrificed? What? What do you mean?

I just broke up with Vince!

What?! Oh, my God, why?

Because I wouldn't put him
before my commitment to you.

It was the hardest thing I've
ever done, but I did it. For you!

Well, who asked you to?

Excuse me?

Will. Don't we-- Don't we
want each other to be happy?

I mean, if Vince makes you happy,
you never should have left him.

And if I have a possibility
of being happy with Leo,

you should want that for me,
instead of making me feel guilty

about wanting a relationship
with the real father of my child.

Well, tell me this, Grace...

If Leo cancelled his wedding
for you, why hasn't he called?

I can not believe you are
doing this to me again!

We're going to have a baby together, then
Leo shows up, and I'm out of the picture.

You know what? An hour
ago, I put you first.

Why was I stupid enough to think that
you would ever do the same for me?!

Will, I am not choosing
between the two of you.

Look. Okay, okay. Listen.

We just need to breathe and
just calm down here, okay?

Nothing has even happened. Let's
just...let's just start over, okay?

Okay. Answer me this.

If you're Rome, raising this
baby with Leo... Where am I?

I don't know.