All language subtitles for Will & Grace (1998) - S08E20 - The Mourning Son 1080p WEBDL h264 AAC 2.0

I guess we beat Will back
from the funeral home.

I can't believe he stayed so
composed during his father's eulogy.

Especially since the last time they
saw each other was that huge fight.

Well, Marilyn totally
kept it together, too.

Will really is his mother's son.

I mean, they actually
have similar bodies.

Except Will's wrists
are a little smaller.

I feel so badly for his little gay
nephew, Jordie. He was so upset.

Jordie. Which one was he?

The nine year old, with the
little black funeral shawl.

He sang "Sunrise Sunset."

So touching.

Then you're gonna love
it the next time Stan dies

and I sing "Happy Days are Here Again"!

I suppose I could tolerate it if he just
wasn't coming at me for sex every minute!

- Grace, would you
be willing to-- - No.

Oh, hey look. Here
comes Will and Marilyn.

Oh, his forehead is so shiny.
I'm not going to say anything.

You know, 'cause his dad's dead.

Hey, guys. We would have got here
sooner, but my Aunt Joanne lost her keys.

Turns out she dropped
them into the casket.

Why she chose to reorganize
her purse up there is beyond me.

I mean, George didn't even like her.

And now he has to spend
the rest of eternity lying

next to her Pathmark grocery
card and rape whistle.

All right, now, now.

Now, listen-- If you both need
anything, just let us know. Okay?

Wow. That was like holding
a lollipop and a barber pole.

Will, come, come sit. Talk with us.

Oh, thanks, Grace, but the rest of the
guests will be getting here any minute,

and my father would want everyone to
be comfortable and to use a coaster.

Actually, that's me. That's what I want.

You know, honey... Normally
my motto is "Drugs, Not Hugs".

But today I feel different. Come on.

Thank you, Karen.

Look, guys, I appreciate that you're
trying to make me feel better--

We're just a little worried.
That's all. You know, 'cause...

'Cause, I know-- I had a horrible
fight with my father before he died.

But there's no point
in focusing on that.

I mean, there's nothing
I can do about it.

So, I would just love if today
could be about celebrating his life.

You really sure that's what you want?

Yes, I am.

I like that. You know, Will,
I really loved your father.

This one time, I called and told him

I was in the hospital and
I needed $5000 dollars.

And he just sent it to me, no questions.

You did what?!

Shh! We're celebrating,
we're celebrating.

It's nice that everybody came
to pay their respects to my dad.

I know. Oh, there's
Ellen. I'm gonna go say hi.

Eh. I'll wait for her to find me.

Hey, guys.

Jordie, you feeling better?

It looked like you really hurt your arm
when you threw yourself on the casket.

I didn't even feel it.
Performance adrenaline.

Hey, why don't you go watch
TV with your Uncle Paul, huh?

I personally think it's a weird time
to get into a "Bewitched" marathon,

but you can't judge how people grieve.

So, uh... How you holding up, huh?

It's nice how many people showed up.

Oh crap, I just made eye
contact with Ellen. Excuse me.

Ellen, thank you for coming...

So, uh, I never had a chance
to congratulate you on the baby.

You look terrific.

Thank you, Sam. You okay?

Uh, you know... It's still a shock.

I didn't know whether to be brave
for Jordie and Casey or cry it out.

So, I cried bravely. You know,
like a man, in a low voice,

while I was changing the oil on my car.

And, uh, I also found out
that being drunk helps.

Yeah, it's all been
very Valley of Dolls.

Oh. Do you even get that reference?

Of course. It's from
before you were even born.

Unless you're forty.
[TO SAM] He's not, is he?

There, there... Let it out...

Oh, no. I wasn't crying. I was laughing.

My hair was tickling
my face. Hee-hee-hee.

That's your laugh? Sounds
like a squirrel orgy.

Thanks. Oh, you're really
sweet to talk to me.

When someone dies, nobody ever
asks how the mistress is doing.

Yeah. Tell me about it. Not one person
came up to me at Reagan's funeral.

I have a nice story about George.

I hope I didn't oversell it.

Hey, Will, come here!

Larry's got a hilarious story about
your father! Best one I heard all day.

JOE: If this is the story I think
it is, you'd better embellish.

I am very stressed right now
and you are not helping me.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Will. I haven't
seen Grace. Is she here?

Gee, Ellen, I'm not sure.
So, Larry, what's the story?

Well, the last time I saw your father,
he said the kindest thing to me.

He said, "Larry, my friend,
that is quite a sweater."

That's it? That's
your story? That stunk.

You're supposed to make him feel better
about his dad, not worse about his friends.

Oh, hi, Casey.

Where's Grandpa?

Oh. Um-- Well, the truth
is-- Grandpa George is gone.

Well, no, he's not gone. His
spirit will be with you forever.

A spirit is kind of like a ghost.

So even though your dead
grandpa's body is underground,

his ghost is... going
to be with you forever.

In your house. At school.
Wherever you go. Understand?

Man, I rocked that.

The last time I saw Grandpa, we
played baseball in the back yard.

Well, we played A League of Their Own.
He was Tom Hanks. I was everybody else.

That's wonderful, Jordie. Another
great last moment with my dad.

Really, I can't hear enough of them.

You know, you really do kind
of look like Rosie O'Donnell.

Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, more
so when I had my natural color.

Yeah. I knew it was a dye job.

Hey, next time don't
forget the eyebrows. Sloppy!

Um, Grace? What'd you say to Casey?

She's hiding in the closet, crying,

because she thinks the ghost of
her dead grandfather is chasing her.

What? No. No, all I said to her
was the ghost was watching her.

Oh, yes. Yes, that is different.

Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry. I
didn't mean to scare her.

God, I have-- I have no
idea how to talk to kids.

This thing is gonna want
to talk now and then, right?

Listen, you just have to learn to sugar
coat things a little bit, you know?

Like, for instance, I didn't tell Casey
that mommy and daddy were getting a divorce

because her mother was a crazy bitch.

No, I just said that mommy was a princess,
who's going to live with a prince,

who's got a brokerage firm in Pelham,
and used to be daddy's best friend.

I think I got it.

Thank God I stopped before I
said he was wrapped in chains.

Vince, hi.

Hey. I thought I'd stop
by. I hope that's okay.

I was at the funeral too, but I sat
in the back 'cause I came in late.

I went to the wrong funeral first.

I thought your dad was black
for like twenty minutes.

Well... thank you for
coming. It means a lot.

What happened to your hand?

Oh, that? It's no big deal, you know.

I accidentally got shot by my partner.

You know, we both
need to be really clear

what side you land on
when you're having the

"Let me pick the lock/No,
let me shoot it off" debate.

I guess that's a lesson
you needed to learn twice.

You know, the service? Really beautiful.

It must have been comforting

to hear all those really nice things
people had to say about your father.

Yeah. Yeah, it did.

Will you excuse me a minute?

Oh, sure.

Oh. Hey, Vince!

Oh, okay. Aah! Good to see you, too.

So, listen, I'm really glad you're here.

I'm not so sure Will is. You
know, I think I'm gonna go.

No, no, no. No, no, no. I need you.

I have been playing a cop in a new TV
show, and I would love some pointers.

The only cop things I've
ever done are use handcuffs,

and say to somebody, "Do you have
any idea how fast you were going?"

What's going on?

Rob just told the funniest story
about the last time he saw your father.

Rob's got a story. Great. Super.

- You okay?
- I'm fine.

How about you, Will? You must
have a funny story about your dad.

- No, no.
- Come on!

Come on, Will!

All right, I got a story.

I think you're all gonna
get a kick out of this one.

The last thing my father said to me before
he did was that he wished I wasn't gay.

- Will...
- No. That's a great story.

Obviously no one saw it
coming. God knows I didn't.

And the best part is, that's the moment
I'm stuck with for the rest of my life.

Will, what's going on?

Why would you stop there?

You had to know I was coming after you.

Really? You're going to
blame this on me? Today?

I'm not blaming you.

I'm just saying it wasn't my fault.

Look, the fight you had with your father
does not define your entire relationship.

I mean, think about it. You
and I fight all the time.

It's almost a statistical impossibility

that you and I are not going
to be in a fight when we die.

Don't say statistics to me.

I took your statistics final for you.

Yeah, and I still got a C.

Unless you're touring the kitchen
with the Royal Shakespeare Company,

you can knock off the asides.

No matter how it ended, your
father loved you. You know that.

He said he wished I wasn't
gay, Grace. That's me. I'm gay.

He wished I wasn't me. And I
can'tt forgive him for that.

Okay, okay. I-I understand
that you're upset.

But do you think that you might also be
upset because you can't forgive yourself?

For what?

I don't know... For not forgiving
him when you had the chance.

Thank you, Grace. Now on top of
everything else, I get to feel guilty.

- That is not what I was trying--
- No, listen. You-- You know--

I love you, and you're probably
right-- It just makes me feel worse.

This is so great. All of us
together, sharing stories.

I love you, honey.

Rob, why do you always
have to ruin the moment?

You know, Marilyn, my husband may
not be dead, but my love for him is.

So if you ever need a drinking
buddy, I'll drink with you.

Or if you ever need a shoulder
to cry on, I'll drink with you.

I guess what I'm trying
to say is, I love to drink.

Oh, thank you, Karen. You'll get a call.

Oh! Oh, no, Tina. Tina, please.

You don't have to sneak
out of here like you

just heard my car pull
up in the driveway.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come.

Oh, no. No, no. I'm really
glad that you're here.

After all, we both lost
someone we loved, hmm?

Thank you for being
George's... companion during--

during those years in the middle
when he... put on a little weight.

Oh, no problem. Truth is, I
kind of like 'em a little fat.

Excuse me, miss, how fat
are you willing to go?

Casey, I was wrong about
grandpa. He's not a ghost.

He's up in heaven. And heaven
is so much better than here.

You get to live on a
cloud made of cotton candy,

and all you do is play
with puppies, and--

And eat cookies for dinner.

Here, you spend you whole life
looking for someone to love you,

and most people never find that person.

So, don't you worry about grandpa.

He's the lucky one. He's dead.

Red wine...

Oh--
Mom.

Will, close the door please.

I don't think I've ever
seen you cry before.

I hate crying in front of
people, so I come in here.

And nobody can hear me
under the sound of the dryer.

You want me to go?

Maybe you should... It'll
probably take a while 'til it--

Oh, there. All better.

Look, Mom... I'm sorry I snapped.

I just can't stop thinking
about the fight with dad.

Oh, Will. Your father felt
terrible, too. You're his son.

He was so proud of everything about you.

He just got pushed against the
wall, and it came out all wrong.

I know, I know.

I just... should've just accepted that

when it came to me being
gay, he just had limitations.

No, he did. But, uh...

You know, William, you
have limitations, too.

What do you mean?

Well, look how that argument started.

I mean, you came in and announced, for the
very first time, that you wanted children.

And then you were angry
when we were surprised.

How could you be surprised?

Well, because you never
share anything with us.

You never have. Really,
you are so secretive, Will.

Honestly, I don't know where you get it.

Grandma, what are you doing in here?

Making cupcakes, darling. Go away.

Now, where was I?

I'm secretive and you don't
know where I get it from.

Well, the fact is, your father was
thrilled that you wanted a baby.

He was?

Yes. I only wished that
you had told us before.

Told us anything about your life.

You know, you have never introduced
us to any of your boyfriends.

That lovely man, Vince, why has
he never been to the house before?

I don't know. I guess I just never
thought you'd want to meet them.

Now it's too late.

Ow. Ow, fabric softener.
Ow. That stings. And softens.

Here. It's all right. Just let it go.

He's gone. But we're not.

And if we've learned
anything through all of this,

you have to tell the people you love
how you feel while you have the chance?

- I miss him so much, mom.
- Oh, darling...

No, Jack. You'd only tell the
person, "Put your hands in the air."

You wouldn't say, "And wave
'em like you just don't care."

Okay. I am learning so much.

Now, does "assume the position"
mean what I hope it does?

Hey, guys.

Hey, Will. Have you been crying?

Yeah.

Good. It's about time.

So, how you doing?

It's been a rough day. Listen, it's
come to my attention that I, uh...

I don't always express my emotional state
to the individuals that I care about...

Really? 'Cause that was warm.

Look, I miss you. A lot.

When I saw you walk in
this room, I was so happy.

And I just... I just
wanted to tell you that.

Even though I know
you're seeing someone.

Well, actually, Will, I'm
not seeing anyone anymore.

I miss you, too.

All right. This should be everything you
need to know to have an affair with Stan.

Directions to the manse, the security
code, and of course, a diagram of his body.

The part with the arrow next to
it is where you'll want to focus.

Oh, thank you. I never would
have guessed to look there.