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Grace? You awake? Grace!
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I'm up. Turn off the bacon alarm.
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It's amazing. You know, you
go to bed looking like Courteney Cox,
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and you wake up Courtney Love.
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Just serve the bacon, jackass.
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And we're officially my parents.
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I'm sorry, I got
no sleep last night.
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I have three apartments to
do by the end of the month.
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Normally, I would do the same
design three times in a row,
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but the old bags know each other.
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It's so much work.
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I think I'm going to have to hire
another assistant for a while.
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And Karen's got her hands full
carving penises into her desk
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and getting her real
estate license online.
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That would explan why she tried
to get me to buy a condo in the Poconos.
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It would also explain this penis.
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Look at me! I'm glowing.
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Congratulations, Jack.
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Are you gonna find out the gender,
or do you wanna be surprised?
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I'm not pregnant, I'm in love.
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Aw, Jack. That's great.
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Are you gonna find out the gender,
or do you wanna be surprised?
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Oh, Grace, if I wasn't so happy,
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I might say something hateful.
Like, bacon isn't love.
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So, tell us about
your new boyfriend.
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How many hours have you been going out?
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Seventeen.
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His name is Travis, and he's the
hottest guy I've ever gone out with.
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He's very into the downtown gay
country two-step cowboy rodeo bar scene.
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Sometimes I think you
guys are just too creative.
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Why can't you just be
gay, and leave it at that.
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Listen, without all this,
we're just guys who can't throw balls.
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Will, come out with us Friday.
I'm dying for you to meet Travis.
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Alright. But I
hate those gay theme bars.
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You know, and they always
have such awful names.
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Oh, no, no, no. The Cow
Poke's not like that at all.
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Well, you seem really,
really qualified. I'll be in touch.
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Thanks, I'll look
forward to hearing from you.
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Um, could I have my purse?
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Oh! Sure, honey.
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Condoms, but no breath mints.
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I like a gal that
cuts to the chase. Huh?
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So far, she's the one to beat.
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Although she... she might
almost be too pretty.
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Eh, I'll just find a way
to get ten pounds on her.
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Good luck with that. Cupcake?
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Oh, I'd love one!
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I'm here for the
interview with Grace Adwerk.
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It's Adler.
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Are you making fun of my accent?
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No! No, no.
I wouldn't make fun of any accent.
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Well, except maybe Southern.
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I'm sorry, I don't care if they are
rocket scientists, they still sound dumb.
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Please come sit.
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Here, honey,
let me take your purse.
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Somebody likes figs.
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So... Pam. That's a nice name.
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What were you expecting?
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Just because I'm Middle Eastern,
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it should be a long and
unpronounceable name?
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Like Pam...
[NAME IN FARSI.]
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Oh, no. Not at all. I wasn't
implying it was anything crazy like that.
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Because that's what it is.
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Honey, your hair's so short
in your driver's license picture.
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You look a little like Omar Sharif.
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I don't like you.
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What an interesting r�sum�. Wow.
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I had no idea they had
House of Pies in Tehran.
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Well, everybody likes
pie, not just Americans.
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Oh, of course. I
didn't mean to imply that.
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You are absolutely right.
Everybody loves pie.
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And just because the saying
is, "American as apple pie,"
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doesn't mean it can't be
"Iranian as apple pie."
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Or "Bye-bye, Miss Iranian Pie."
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Bye-bye, Miss Iranian Pie.
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Drove my... Oxcart to the
levee, but the levee was dry...
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I'm making you uncomfortable.
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Clearly you were never going to consider
a Middle Eastern woman for this position.
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No, no, that's not true at all.
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I'm definitely considering
you for this position.
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Careful.
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I just wish I saw a little
more design experience here.
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I started to put
together a portfolio,
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but it was difficult...
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with the revolution, the
operation, and the line at Kinko's.
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I'm sorry, I take for granted
how many opportunities I've had.
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You know what?--
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Uh, honey, I forgot to
tell you that the messenger called.
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And he said, "I ran your
credit card and it's bad!"
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Can you start tomorrow?
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Thank you. You won't regret this.
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I know I won't.
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Nice purse, honey.
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It's not made out of camel,
if that's what you're implying.
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I kind of was.
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Well, I hate to say it, but I
think you just made a big mistake.
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To quote Samuel Jackson
in almost any movie...
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I got a bad feelin' about this.
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Wow. A gay western bar.
Where's the mechanical bull dyke?
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Over there. And no
man has ever stayed on her.
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Oh, there's Travis!
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Which one?
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The one in the
cowboy hat and tight jeans.
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- Him?
- No.
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- Him?
- No, him!
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No! He's crazy hot.
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Okay, calm down, he's
mine. And the best part?
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I really get along
with that little doggy.
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John Wayne would
be so proud. To shoot you.
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Travis!
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Hey, hey, Jack!
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Too bad they already
played the "Boot Scootin' Boogie."
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You missed the bootin' scootin',
but we can still boogie.
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And I'm leaving.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Travis, this is my bestie, Will.
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How ya doin'?
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Hi. Okay, I'm gonna go
get us some drinks, all right?
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It's so fun being in a gay
cowboy bar. Everyone's so rugged!
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Can we get three
lemon drops, please?
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I love this song.
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It was playin' when
I came out to my wife.
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And strangely enough, she hates it.
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It's fun to laugh at an
anonymous woman's heartbreak.
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Hey, Will! While I wait
for the drinks, dance with Travis!
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And don't feel so self-conscious.
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Heavy bodies always
look better in motion.
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How 'bout it, Will?
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Why not?
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How often do I get to dance underneath
a disco ball hanging from a wagon wheel.
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Alright, well, you
just follow my lead. Alright?
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Alright.
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One, two, quick
stop. One, two, quick stop.
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Yeah, I'm getting it.
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You sure are. You're on
it like spots on an Appaloosa.
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Tell me, when you go home
at night and you take all this off,
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do you still talk like that?
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You wanna find out?
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Excuse me?
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I think you're hot.
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And spin!
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Hey! Princess Jasmine! Showtime!
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Hello? [SPEAKS FARSI]
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Uh, okay. A little
refresher on the refresher course.
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Please answer the phone in English.
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Oh, I forgot. I'm in America.
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I'm supposed to be ashamed
of my cultural heritage.
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Pam, did you... did you fax over
the designs to the cabinet maker yet?
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I'll do it right
after my smoke break.
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I'm sorry. But remember,
I told you you can't smoke here.
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It's a part of my religion.
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Smoking in the
office. So inappropriate!
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Hey, anyone mind if I
take my boob out for a second?
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Hey! It's one
thing at dinner, Karen,
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but at work, I'd really
prefer you keep it in.
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What? Why is line two
blinking? Who's been on hold?
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Oh, I forgot. It's Mrs. Van Helden.
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Okay, she's just
our most important client.
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I'm sorry, let me get it.
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No-- Oh!
You just hung up on her!
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Wow, this is gonna be a real
horse race for employee of the week.
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Hello? Yes, yes.
Hi, Mrs. Van Helden.
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I was-- I was just
about to call you.
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No, no, it's just that--
Well, let me just-- I see.
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She fired us.
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Oh, I must go pray for
you to get your client back.
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It's better from an East facing bar.
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Oh, great. So now she
can drink during work, too?
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00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:36,305
Well, to quote Morgan
Freeman in... almost any movie...
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You should have listened
to me, white girl.
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Okay. Yes, we lost
our most important client.
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And yes, Pam might be partially
responsible. For all of it.
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But what's more important? Making
money, or doing the right thing?
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Money. No, wait. Yeah, money.
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You know what? You're
never going to understand.
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I mean, the fact is, I'm
tolerant. And you are...
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Well, maybe a little bit racist.
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How dare you call me a racist!
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A homophobe? Maybe. Distrustful
of Spaniards? Who isn't.
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But nobody calls me a
racist. And you can ask anyone I own.
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Well, well, well...
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If it isn't Karen
Walker's little gay friend.
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Where's your olive-skinned cohort?
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Don't you homosexuals
always travel in pairs?
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BENJI: Beverley, I'm sorry.
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They don't have Clay
Aiken on the jukebox.
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Well, look how cute you two are.
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A black stallion and my little pony.
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Jack! I need to talk to you.
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William, what a surprise!
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I'm just having a drink here
with my business associate, Benji.
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The only surprise is that
you're still trying to pass off Benji
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as your business associate
in the middle of a gay bar.
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This is a gay bar?!
Why, I had no idea!
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I'm-a half a mind to storm
out of here right this minute.
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But my other half wants to stay
and finish my refreshing lemon drop.
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Come here.
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Travis quite
the two-stepper, huh?
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Yeah. He's also
a bit of a two-timer.
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- What?
- Excuse us.
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When we were on the dance
floor, he kind of hit on me.
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No, he did not. You
think everybody hits on you.
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You blushed when the guy at Starbucks
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asked if you wanted to
leave room for cream.
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COWBOY: Hey, if you're on
the dance floor, get in line!
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- No, no, no.
- Six, seven, eight!
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Jack, why would I lie
to you? I'm your best friend.
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Because you're jealous.
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00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,949
The one-eyed monster
reared its ugly head.
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00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:05,170
It's green.
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00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,815
I had that once.
There's an ointment.
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00:14:09,401 --> 00:14:11,200
But don't try to change the subject!
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You just can't handle
me having the hot guy.
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00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,635
Jack, listen to
me. The guy is bad news.
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You don't know what you're
talking about! I'm leaving!
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00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:26,858
Look, I can't find my ticket.
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00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:30,480
But I'm sure it's the only
John Varvatos cashmere car coat.
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00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:33,851
No, it's not a poncho.
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00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,536
No, it doesn't have fringe.
219
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:40,520
No, it's not a poncho
with fringe. Nothing with fringe!
220
00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:45,270
Uh-oh. Looks look my favorite
calf has wandered away from the herd.
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00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:47,426
Let me put this in
terms you'll understand.
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Mooove away from me.
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00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,741
Hey, you didn't go
say anything to Jack, did you?
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00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:56,739
He's sulking with the lesbians
next door at the Big Valley.
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Of course I told him, because I care
about him, which obviously you do not.
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00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:05,038
Excuse me. look, could
you take my number please
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00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,582
and call me if my coat shows up?
228
00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:08,429
How about givin' me your number?
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00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,804
You are
unbelievable. You know what?
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00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:14,512
I don't find cowboys sexy. I
don't even like ranch dressing.
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Hello?
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We found your coat.
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Get out of my way.
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00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,730
Whoa, whoa, now why
you gettin' all worked up?
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00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:32,869
Alright. Jack won't care. He
should be happy he had me this long.
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00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,528
Hey, Jack is a catch.
237
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,479
No. The guy's a
good time, but that's it.
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Don't say that!
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Oh, come on. He's an idiot.
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Shut up!
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Will, what are you doing?
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Did you just hit me?
243
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Yeah, I did. Your
boyfriend here is a jerk.
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Wait a minute!
What's going on here?
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Gay bar fight!
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I'm so sorry, Mrs. Van Helden.
247
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And I thank you so much for
giving me another chance.
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Look, I'm going to send the
designs to you right now.
249
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They are already to go
at the fax machine. Okay.
250
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Take a picture,
it would last longer.
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Pam! Pam, it took me
two days to draw up those plans!
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It took me eighteen years
to raise my plane fare to America.
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Do I yell at you?
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I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to. I-- Wow.
255
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Eighteen years? I'm
assuming that's first class.
256
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Grace, you seem
uncomfortable around me.
257
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Is it because I'm Middle Eastern?
258
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No, Pam. No, I'm
not uncomfortable at all,
259
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and I'm happy I'm able to
give you this opportunity.
260
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And I believe that despite
our different backgrounds,
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that we can work together and
help make a more tolerant world.
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Excuse me.
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What a beautiful sentiment.
264
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I made a similar speech
at my Bat Mitzvah.
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Bat Mitzvah? You're Jewish?
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Like brisket.
267
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Jewish?
268
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I can't believe this! This
is great! This is wonderful!
269
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Okay, why?
270
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Because we're both Jewish!
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I don't have to be
tolerant of my own kind.
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I don't owe you anything!
273
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What's your point?
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You're fired! See you at temple!
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It's amazing.
276
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My first time in a gay bar, and
I see my my first gay bar fight.
277
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Your first time?
You rang the triangle!
278
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Well, I better skedaddle.
279
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,245
Oh, by the way, I heard
what that man said about Jack.
280
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You are a true gentleman.
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If anybody ever called my friend an
idiot, I hope I'd be as brave as you.
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Thank you, Beverley.
283
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How about a gentleman's kiss?
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I'm not that brave.
285
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Wow. We were in a gay bar fight.
286
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I know. And, oddly,
not a single punch was thrown.
287
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Hey, sorry I didn't
believe you about Travis.
288
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I know you wouldn't lie to me.
289
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:28,129
I just wanted to think that a guy
like that could choose a guy like me.
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What does that even mean?
291
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Come on, Will. He's
kind of out of my league.
292
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Hey. Are you kidding?
293
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,500
The only reason that you guys
are in a different leagues
294
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is because he's a creep.
You're way above him.
295
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You're in a-- You're
in a league of your own.
296
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Oh, I loved that movie.
297
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It took place in such an innocent time,
298
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when Madonna was still relevant,
and Rosie was still funny.
299
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Come on, let's go home.
300
00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:01,250
Oh, one more thing.
I know Travis flirted with you,
301
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,983
but why did you shove him?
302
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:05,191
I mean, it's just not
like you. What did he say?
303
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It was nothing.
304
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What? Come on, tell me.
I don't even remember.
305
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Yes, you do.
306
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:15,289
Ok, you really
want to know? He said...
307
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That in bright light,
that I looked fat and bald.
308
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What a jerk! I don't want
to date anyone who's mean to you.
309
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,621
And it's not true. You still
have at least half your hair.
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Thank you, Jack.
311
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,560
And you're not that fat, you
just don't know how to dress your body.
312
00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:47,555
Hi. I fired Pam. I should've
trusted you. You were right.
313
00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:51,852
The only reason I hired her
was because of my liberal guilt.
314
00:19:52,512 --> 00:19:54,748
Sometimes I wish I were a Republican.
315
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Then I wouldn't have to
worry about anyone's feelings.
316
00:20:02,165 --> 00:20:04,855
All I'd have to worry about
is not getting indicted.
317
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Well, I'm glad you finally
came to your senses, Grace.
318
00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:17,001
I mean, I could not believe what
you would let her get away with.
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I would just sit there cleaning my
gun, thinking, "This is an office!"
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