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Oh, my God.
Pregnant? That's--
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That's whatever you think
that is, I think that is, too.
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You dog.
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Grace, you're going
to have a Jewish black baby.
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I believe that's called a macaroon.
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It's not James's
baby. It's Leo's.
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Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I think you dodged a bullet,
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because there's serious
alcoholism in my family.
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Leo? But-- When
you had sex in the plane?
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You told me you were safe.
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Oh, I thought you meant
did we have our seat belts on.
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Shall I sing to your belly?
I'm hazy as to why I would do this.
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But I distinctly recall
those sort of shenanigans
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on the last season of "Mad About You."
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Her baby takes the morning train.
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It works from nine to five, and then...
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Wow. Grace's baby
already works more than you do.
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Now come on. Now, Grace.
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You say this man was called
Leo. Did you get a last name?
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I'm taking a nap.
I might be out for a while.
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Wake me if you hear a baby crying.
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Ugh. This line. I want to
get home before Grace wakes up.
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Unbelievable. This woman is paying
for a 55-cent cookie with a check.
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Oh, and look at that.
They don't accept checks.
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But lucky for us, she has a
thousand pennies in a baggie!
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Relax. Relax, baby.
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When you tense up like that I can see what
you're going to look like when you're old.
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All right, come on.
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I think I know of a way we
can get out of here fast.
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Excuse me, could we just
get two coffees and two muffins?
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WOMAN: And I'm just getting
a cookie, so wait your turn.
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Um, I'm sorry, it's just
that, uh, my mother-- she's dying.
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And I was just sitting by
her bedside feeling helpless,
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when she told me to get a muffin,
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I jumped at the opportunity
to finally do something.
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WOMAN: Your mother's dying?
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Yeah, I think
we've run out of miracles.
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Hey, guys. Is Grace up?
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No. Mile-high
mom is still sleeping.
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Hey, what's in the bag, fag?
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Oh. Muffins from James.
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Do you think it's weird that
he got them by cutting in line,
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and then lying about need
them for his dying mother?
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No, not at all, honey.
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I mean, that's the same way we used to get
bread and juice during the great depre--
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Eighties.
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Clever idea. Much better
than the scam I usually use.
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I have this neighbor
who never locks his door.
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I just sneak in when he's
showering and fill up my therm--
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Eighties.
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So you don't think it's creepy?
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No, honey. As a matter of fact,
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he probably just did it so you
could get back here to Grace.
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Well, that's true. I just
haven't seen that side of him before.
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Of course, I've only
known him for five days.
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I like that he's edgy.
Because I'm edgy, too.
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You know, like sometimes when I
throw gum into a public trash can
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and it sticks to the side?
I just keep on walking.
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N.M.P. Not my problem.
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Man that was a really
good nap. What'd I miss?
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Tuesday. You've been
out for, like, twenty hours.
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No wonder I'm hungry.
I've missed, like, seven meals.
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Well, you are eating for two.
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Eating for two? Why would
you say that I'm eating for two?
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Ah! I'm pregnant! I totally forgot.
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I'm going to be an unwed mother.
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No, you're not. You
married James two days ago.
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Ahh! I'm married!
I totally forgot.
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Honey, if you think
that's upsetting, check this out.
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Yeah, I thought
we could get three.
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Listen, Grace.
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This seems as good a time as
any to ask for a little favor.
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Uh, the ratings for
"JackTalk" have been slipping.
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Which is why I need to do something
bigger, bolder, more derivative.
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So, I... would like you... to
give birth, live on my talk show!
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How exciting would that be?
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I picture you shooting it out
into a rainbow flag dog bed.
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Get him out of here.
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Well, you didn't let me
finish. There's a dog in it.
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God, this is so overwhelming.
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Please. Someone tell
me what to do first.
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Well... Have you called Leo yet
to tell him he's going to be a dad?
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Yeah. Right after I
got out of the doctor's office.
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His machine said that
he was of the country.
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I don't even know where he
is, or when he's coming back.
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Oh, Grace. Honey, I'm so
sorry. Is this Leo a flight attendant?
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Karen. Leo is a doctor.
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He works for Doctors Without Borders.
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Oh! Leo! Honey, I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God! I feel so stupid.
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Leo, of course. Leo.
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I can see him perfectly now.
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God, what's that gonna look like?
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Well, then maybe we
should try to track him down.
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Doctors Without Borders
will know where he is.
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Oh, Will, now
you leave her alone.
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She doesn't have to call him right now.
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In fact, she doesn't
have to call him at all.
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You can come live with me, Grace.
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Honey, I could be your baby daddy! Okay?
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Okay, so it's all set.
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Great. Listen.
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I'm just gonna run out and buy a
little, teeny, tiny, silver spoon.
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And then right after that, I'm
gonna go shopping for the baby. Okay.
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If she offers
to powder baby, say no.
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You know what?
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I am gonna leave my cell
phone number on Leo's machine.
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That way, he'll always have
another place to find you.
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Put the phone down. WILL:
No, it'll just take a second.
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Will, please
put it down. Why?
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Because he's home, okay?
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I checked with his hospital.
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He just got back to New York.
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I don't understand.
What-- What's going on?
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Are you not going to tell him?
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Of course I am, butt wipe!
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Hormone
surge. It was the baby talking.
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Well, it has its mother's charm.
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Look, I know I have to tell him.
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It's just that it's-- It's hard. I
mean, I've pushed him away so many times,
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and what, now I'm gonna show up and say,
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"Guess what? You're gonna be a father."
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I mean, I don't want him coming
back just because I'm having a baby.
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Oh, my God, but
you do want him back.
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Of course I do, you pile!
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Who are you
giving birth to? Rosanne?
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Sorry. Will, this is
just... this is just so crazy.
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I mean... when I found out I
was pregnant with Leo's baby,
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I-- I felt a million things, but
the first thing I felt... was happy.
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You know how happy he's
gonna be to hear you say that?
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He will, won't he?
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Oh, my God... You're
gonna have Leo back...
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And I've got James... Could
we actually have everything?
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I think we might. Are
you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I am. Let's call our
friends and rub it in their faces!
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So... things are really
working out for you two, huh?
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Grace is having a baby
and going to get her hubby back.
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You've got Seal.
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Everybody's got something but me.
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What are you talking about?
You're worth 740 million dollars.
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You-you've got a
husband who adores you.
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And you have the dark
gift of eternal life.
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I hope I picked
the right thing to wear.
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I'm going for the love of your
life whose not trapping you
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into marriage with a
surprise pregnancy look.
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God, I remember the first
year that look hit the runways.
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I thought, "Who's going to wear that?"
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Hi, Grace.
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Listen. Glad I caught
you. So excited about the baby.
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Now, do a gay brother a solid.
Swallow this tiny camera.
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It's for a new
segment on "JackTalk"
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I'm going to call
"Let's Meet Us the Fetus"
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Um, Jack. The baby is
not in my digestive system.
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Okay.
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But if it were... this is
the race car from a Monopoly game.
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Well, the real
camera is bigger than this.
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We gotta start small
and widen your throat.
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Oh, Jack! I feel a kick.
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So far, I do not like that baby.
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But your boyfriend on the other hand,
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is not only easy on the
eyes, he is H-I-lari-O-U-S!
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Why? What'd he do?
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Okay. As we were leaving the gym,
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it was pouring rain and
there were no cabs anywhere.
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Okay. And there was this nurse
standing outside the hospital
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who'd obviously been
waiting quite a while.
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Yeah, and?
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And so this cab pulls up
and James yanks me right past her,
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and as we get in, James
turns to me and he says--
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Wait. You stole
a cab from a nurse?
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Yeah. In
the rain. Anyways--
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Anyways... James
made the funniest joke.
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This is so funny,
I'm already laughing
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and I don't even know what
it is! That is so James!
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I know, right! Right? She was mad!
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She was shaking that crutch
at us as we drove away!
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Anyway. So
James says--
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"Please share our cab
with us, wet, disabled nurse?"
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No, no, no. James says--
Oh, now, I can't remember.
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Let me start over. Your
boyfriend is H-I-lari-O-U--
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Yeah, yeah, alright, yeah, yeah.
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I'm having lunch with James.
He can tell me the story.
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I'm sure you told it wrong anyway.
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After all, you are the person who
thought Dick Cheney was a bondage toy.
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So I had a really
fun time with Jack before.
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Oh, did he tell you? The
funniest thing happened to us.
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Oh. I'm glad you brought this up.
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Because, yes, he did tell me the
story, but I'm sure he got it wrong.
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Let me you,
because it was hilarious.
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Okay, I'm dying to hear it.
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Anyway, we, uh,
we're coming out of the gym.
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Oh, man this is really funny.
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Tell me, tell me.
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It's pouring down rain, okay?
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And we can't find a cab
anywhere. And there's this nurse--
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So this cab pulls up... And I
mean, it's coming down in buckets, right?
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Lot of rain. Got it.
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And then there's
little nursey, okay?
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Oh, God...
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So... Then we run
past her, hop in the cab--
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I'm sorry! Every time I think
about it, it gets me going again.
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My stomach! Ooh. Did I tell
you she had an eye patch?
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Stop the story!
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Ha! What's the matter?
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Well, I'm sorry, but
I think I'm missing something
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in the obviously delightful tale of the
wet, limping, underpaid health care worker
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who gets pushed out of the way by
two healthy young men with umbrellas.
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No. No, I'm sorry.
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My friends tell me I have
wicked sense of humor.
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It drove my ex-boyfriend crazy.
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You've never
mentioned an ex-boyfriend.
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Good, good. That's a
good change of topic.
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Let's talk about that.
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Okay. Uh, well, Curtis and
I were together about three years.
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He was funny, handsome...
a lot like you.
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Uh, but then he got in a
terrible skiing accident,
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was in the hospital for about a year.
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God, that's awful.
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Must have been an incredible
strain on your relationship.
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Oh, not for me. I was
out of there in the first week.
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Who wants to deal with that?
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Hi.
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Listen. I'm sorry I'm late.
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I crossed the international
date line on the way here,
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so I thought we already
had this meeting.
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You look good.
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Oh, you look good, too.
229
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I heard you just got
back into the country.
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So, I, um... I have...
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Let me make this
easier for both of us...
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I think I know why
you wanted to meet me.
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You do?
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Yeah. You heard about Kate.
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Right. Kate.
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I've been meaning to call you.
237
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I even wrote, like, three
drafts of a letter, you know?
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I just didn't know how to tell you.
239
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,380
How do you tell your ex-wife
you're getting re-married?
240
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You're getting remarried.
241
00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:32,507
You knew, right?
242
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:36,834
Oh, yes. I-- Yeah.
Uh-huh. I just, um...
243
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I guess it just feels a little weird
hearing it, you know, right from you.
244
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,903
I know. I know. It
feels weird for me, too.
245
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:45,662
I mean, when we saw each
other in London, you know,
246
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I was thinking... maybe there's a chance
that you and I could... you know...
247
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But you said you were gonna move on
with your life, and that I should too.
248
00:15:56,054 --> 00:16:00,755
Yes, yes. I...
I did... I said that.
249
00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:02,338
I
really--
250
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:07,132
I didn't think I could ever fall in love
with anyone else, and then I met Kate.
251
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I love her. She's great.
252
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You're really gonna like her, too.
253
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Yay.
254
00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:18,037
I am so glad that you
found someone, Leo.
255
00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,715
That's all I wanted to say.
256
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:23,068
I just wanted to say it
in person, that's all.
257
00:16:23,445 --> 00:16:31,166
That means so much to me.
Well, it was great to see you.
258
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,413
God, Grace, I thought this was gonna
be so awkward, and it totally wasn't.
259
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:38,569
No. No. No, not at all.
260
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Bye, Leo.
261
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Bye, Grace.
262
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:54,319
Bye.
263
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,477
[QUIETLY] Is Grace home yet?
264
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:06,197
Not yet. What
you got there, honey?
265
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:09,541
Well, you know I
tried to work with Grace.
266
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:13,655
I asked her nicely to swallow a camera.
267
00:17:14,261 --> 00:17:15,634
And she said no.
268
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,533
So, if she's not gonna share
that baby with me willingly,
269
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:20,884
I'm going to have to resort to trickery
capture her pregnancy for "JackTalk".
270
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:24,386
I've hidden inside this horse,
271
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a state of the art
camera and microphone.
272
00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:36,701
Can you tell?
273
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,720
Honey, I can't
even see the horse.
274
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,324
Hello, Willard.
How was lunch with James?
275
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Good. Interesting.
276
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,419
We had French food, which
I didn't even know he likes.
277
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:52,780
But then again we just met,
278
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,261
so there's a lot of things we
don't know about each other.
279
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,549
Like, for instance, up until yesterday,
280
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:57,183
he didn't know I'd
never been to Vancouver,
281
00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:58,939
and I didn't know that
he'd fake his mother's death
282
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,799
just to avoid waiting
in line for coffee.
283
00:18:02,358 --> 00:18:05,701
Oh, another new discovery... I hate
cilantro, he hates the handicapped.
284
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,419
I shouldn't say "hate".
Hate's a strong word.
285
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:12,673
Abandons. He abandons the
handicapped. Again, learning.
286
00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:15,013
And what I'm learning is that
I never want to see him again,
287
00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:18,000
because every new bone-chilling
discovery I make about the man
288
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,574
makes me want to trade him in for
credit at the Hot Canadian Freak Store!
289
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:26,420
Hi.
290
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:29,247
Hey. How'd it go with Leo?
291
00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:33,730
Oh, um, he... He met somebody.
292
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,750
He's... he's, uh, engaged.
293
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,160
Oh, God.
294
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,824
What did he say about the baby?
295
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:44,821
Oh, I didn't tell
him. I mean, I-- I will.
296
00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:49,073
But it's you know...
just... I just couldn't.
297
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:52,234
Not then. Not... not right after
he told me he was getting married.
298
00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:56,482
Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
299
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:06,968
It was crazy to think that all of
a sudden we could just have a happy family.
300
00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:10,533
Honey, you do have a family.
301
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:13,692
And I don't mean those Jews
in Schenectady. I mean us.
302
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,785
That's right.
We're in this together.
303
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,285
Whatever you need, we are there for you.
304
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:28,470
It's true, Grace. We'll be right
by your side every step of the way.
305
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,109
Thanks, Jack.
306
00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:40,654
Day one. Devastation.
307
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:49,659
Sign here, and here,
308
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:53,139
and your marriage to James
is officially annulled.
309
00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:55,754
You're sure you
want me to do this? Okay.
310
00:19:55,754 --> 00:19:58,061
He lied about his
mother's death for muffins.
311
00:19:58,061 --> 00:20:01,982
He abandoned his physically
disabled boyfriend.
312
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:07,545
But, seriously. You are never
gonna get a hotter guy than that.
313
00:20:10,537 --> 00:20:15,014
He also said, "How are we
gonna shake the knocked-up red head?"
314
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,350
Back to Canada, baldie.
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