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Tonight, from stage seventeen
in studio city california!
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And five, four, three, two, one
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we are live!
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Phil, Marlo
welcome to my home
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Wouldn't be my birthday without you
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Marlo, look at you
Vintage 60's with a plunging neck
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Oh, and I like your dress, too
It's cute
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- How's your birthday party going?
- Oh, I'm having a ball
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How's selling Chiclets
in my bathroom going?
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I can't complain. Yoko Ono gave me
two dollars for orange Tic-Tacs
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I think she likes me
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Oh, honey, she definitely likes you
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Yeah, I just passed her
in the hallway and she asked me
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if she could buy the big wooden statue
of sitting bull that's in my bathroom
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- Hi!
- Karen! You are here
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When they said you were
in the little girls' room
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I just assumed they meant the room
where you keep the maids' children
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This is the most amazing party
I have ever been to!
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Celebrities everywhere!
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You know the best thing to do
at a party full of famous people?
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Treat them normally and
let them enjoy their evening?
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No
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Play ass tag
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The person who touches the most celebrity
ass without them knowing wins
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I just got Liza Minelli
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I think I broke her hip again
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Now, I know you said
not to bring anything
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but I went ahead and made my award-winning
Charleston Harbor pickled shrimp
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You didn't win an award
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You said look what I made for Karen
and I said, "what do you want, a medal?"
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Great. Pickled shrimp
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Happy Rockefeller is gonna be
farting all night long
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Hey, trust me
People are gonna love it
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It's a sophisticated, elegant dish
for a sophisticated, elegant evening
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I gotta piss
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Are you sitting down?
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Ah, there you are
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You are not going to
believe who's here
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Antoine! Remember him?
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Thank you, dear
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We had that horrible break up
when he cheated on me
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Literally on me
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I woke up and he was having sex
with another man on top of me
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They had no idea
I was asleep under the covers
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Since the whole thing played out
in a display window at bed, bath & beyond,
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I was the laughing stock of
that weird part of 6th avenue
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So now we meet again
and I am a huge success
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while he's serving goat cheese tartlets
to something called Gore Vidal
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Anyway, I'm gonna go
rub it in his face
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Literally in his face
Happy birthday, too
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Oh, Karen, I am so happy
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that you decided to throw yourself
a big birthday party this year
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Yeah, it beats the three
of us dragging you down
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to Chinatown every year
for our little dinner
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I love Chinatown
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You can buy a bag of zippers
this big for a dollar
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I hand them out to poor kids
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Aw, the look on their little faces
as they zip and unzip their new toy
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Yeah, well, um, we should get back out there
I don't want to miss a minute of the party
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I'm gonna try and get Susan Sarandon
and Tim Robbins in a double
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When are those two gonna
get married already?
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I mean, we get it
You're liberal
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Well, thanks for coming, kids
Really
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I'm just so glad
that you're all here
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What the hell are they doing here?!
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I specifically told you
not to invite them!
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I'm sorry lady,
I sent them invitations by mistake
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Oh yeah?
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I think the real mistake
was when your father
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spotted your mother
across a crowded swamp
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dragged her back to
his hut and made you
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I never should have shown you
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How many of these
am I supposed to take again?
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A yes, eight
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All right, that's it
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I am no longer watching
the "today" show
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And not just because Katie
Couric has so many
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highlights it's like looking
directly into the sun
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Matt Lauer has insulted me
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What happened, honey?
Did he make fun of your forehead?
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Or your beady eyes?
Your gay mouth?
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What was it?
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I saw him take a bite of one of
my Charleston Harbor pickled shrimp
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make a big, stupid face, and then
throw it behind the fireplace stools
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That's what you were doing on
your hands and knees in front of the mantle
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I thought you met someone and were doing
the gay presenting of the butt ritual
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Karen, that only happens
in your disgusting imagination
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And Tuesday nights at baboon bar
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No, I was retrieving the shrimp so I could
shame Lauer in front of his cronies and
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then I stood up and ripped my pants
Please tell me you have a sewing kit here
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I didn't know anyone was in here
I`m sorry
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- Hey, Mattie
- Hey, Kare. How you doing?
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Do you mind if I grab
a mint or something?
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I have this, bleh
nasty taste in my mouth
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- Nasty?
- Yeah
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What you have
sir, is a lazy palate
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And by the way, where in the world
are Matt Lauer's manners?
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- Oh, oh, hi
- How are you?
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Oh, oops
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You already got me
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Ah, damn it
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Wow. Sounds like you kids are
having kind of a bad night
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Maybe you should go home
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- Oh, no!
- I'm having a great time!
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Fine. Well. I'm going to go
open my presents from Stan
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Every year he hides my big gift
in the overhang above his bikini area
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Check it out
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I just touched
Philip Seymour Hoffman's ass
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and he grabbed my boob
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That man just got nominated
for a golden globe
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and then he grabbed
one of mine
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What do you think of that?
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I think "globe" is
a little generous
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And he got some chicken pesto
on your dress
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oh, no!
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I kept the tags on it
so I could return it tomorrow!
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Oh, my gosh, I have got to
get cold water on this right away
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Oh, my god, this is the biggest
most obvious stain ever
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Wow, I guess you can
actually be too gay
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Some of yours is leaking out
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Yeah. Antoine and I decided to talk
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So I sit down on
this beautiful three-tiered chair
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when all of the sudden
after a few seconds
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the whole thing gives out
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You know what it turns out it was?
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Karen's birthday cake?
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Oh. I was going to say antique cake chair
but yours makes more sense
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Anyway, Rosie's coming in with
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a quick change of clothes
while I take a shower
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Why don't you get undressed out here?
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And leave myself exposed
for Will to jump me? No thanks
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Oh, wait, did Philip Seymour Hoffman have
some of my pickled shrimp on his plate?
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I ask because it was right next to
the chicken pesto, so it only makes sense
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No, no, no!
No one likes your pickled shrimp
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You know why?
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Pickled
Shrimp
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Yeah, say whatever you want
They're gonna catch on
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Pretty soon, everywhere you look
you're see gonna pickled shrimp
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Well, well, well...
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I walk in on a naked man
a man in his underpants
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and a woman
who needs to leave
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Beverley
this isn't a good time
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And I'm saying it could be
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Get out!
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Oh, settle down, woman
Look at y'all
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I've never witnessed
such inappropriate behavior
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No wonder Karen's never
invited you to her birthday party
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What? This is the first time
she's ever thrown herself a party
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Oh, my...
Have I been indiscreet?
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'Cause I'd hate to be the one to tell you
Karen's been having this party for ten years
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Really hate it
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Really
Ten years
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Hate it
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I can't believe it
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This is impossible
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All these years and
she's been lying to us
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It's worse than that
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Karen uses
Costco shampoo!
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This is unbelievable
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All these years we've been
talking Karen out on her birthday
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because we felt bad
she didn't have a party
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And all along she was having
this huge thing behind our backs
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I know
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I hate when people have
huge things behind my back
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Usually
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Rosie, why has Karen
had this party for ten years
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and never invited us until now?
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You weren't invited to this one either
I screwed up and put you on the list
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It's outrageous!
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Why wouldn't she
want the three of us here?
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You weren't invited because of
one person and one person only
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Rosie?
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This is Rosie
Come back
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Get out here
I want to introduce you to Diane Sawyer
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I'm thrilled
She's my idol
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We're thinking of doing a trade
and she wants to check your hair for lice
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At least I have hair, lady
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One person
What does that mean?
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Well, obviously
she's embarrassed by one of us
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And she can't invite the other two
so none of us get to come
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Well, who's she embarrassed by?
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Gee, I wonder who
Mrs. Roper
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Yeah, well... I don't get
that reference to "Three's Company."
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While you two geniuses
figure this out
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I'm going to go tell Karen that it's okay
if I'm the only one she invites next year
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Because it's obviously not me
she's embarrassed by
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In case anyone was wondering
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Beverley Leslie comes up
exactly to my penis
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You still sure you're not the one
she's embarrassed by?
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You basically just showed
a leprechaun your pot of gold
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You told John McCain you loved
him in "cheaper by the dozen."
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I fooled around with Antoine
on top of all the coats
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If she's embarrassed
by anybody, it's me
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Wait...
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Anyway, it's obviously you, Grace
Because, you know, you're a woman
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That's always
a little embarrassing
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You know what I hear when you talk?
"Blah blah blah blah blah."
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You know what I see when you talk?
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William hurt in a wig
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You are both embarrassing!
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If I had a party,
I wouldn't invite either of you
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I wouldn't want to go because
everything would be pickled!
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Do people not know
how long it takes to pickle something?
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I had to buy a barrel
for God's sake
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Those aren't easy to find
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You'd think they'd sell them
at Crate & Barrel
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But, guess what?
They don't
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They don't sell crates, either
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Hey, next time, save me the trip and name
your store Ottomans & Wicker Crap!
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You're a pompous bore, Will
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What did you say to me?
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I said
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you are a pompous bore
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You are so dead!
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Stop!
Stop it!
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Hey!
Stop it!
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We are behaving like children!
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You're right
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This is not a good weapon
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Grace!
You got Visine in my eye!
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What?
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Great
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Now I'm gonna have
to climb back onto the roof
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and load them all back into the hatch
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Rosie! Get in here
and clean this up
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Okay. Everybody clear out
This Will only take a second
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Shouldn't somebody help her?
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Nobody helps her
She makes 350 thousand dollars a year
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What kind of prescription plan
are you on, by the way?
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I think it's the, uh,
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sneak a truck across
the Canadian border plan
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Man, this is even harder than
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cleaning up that stinky, slimy pile
of shrimp someone dumped in the ficas tree
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Okay. All done
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I'm sorry
it took so long
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I had to change the bag
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I know. Isn't she fantastic?
Honey, when I free you,
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you're getting
forty-two acres and a mule
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Nope, a pony
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00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,904
No, a cat
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00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,310
Nah, I'm keeping the land
You'll get a trick cat
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that can ride a pony
and make a fortune
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Get out
248
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:34,569
Now, what the hell happened here?
249
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:41,018
Karen, why have you never
invited us to this party?
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Oh. You found out about that
251
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Well... This is only
the second year I've had the party
252
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We know it's been ten
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00:16:51,789 --> 00:16:55,707
Oh, you found out about that
254
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,587
Well... The reason that
I did invite you this year--
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We know Rosie invited us by mistake
256
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,754
Oh, you found out about that
257
00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:08,287
Karen, come on
258
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:10,245
Rosie told us you didn't invite us
because of one person
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Who is it?
It's Will, right?
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- It's not me, it's you!
- No, It's you!
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It's you! And--
262
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All right, all right, it's me!
It's me, okay
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The one person is me
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00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,573
You know how every year
for my birthday
265
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you people take me out
to some crappy dinner?
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00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:31,016
Well, I guess I was afraid
267
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:35,102
if you found out about this party
you wouldn't do that anymore
268
00:17:35,102 --> 00:17:39,770
That crappy dinner is the thing
I look forward to the most
269
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,773
That's my real birthday
270
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:46,415
Oh, Karen
that's so sweet
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I've only ever been 90% sure
you were human...
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00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:56,644
But, lady, you just
bumped it up to 95
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And to think that we--
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we thought that you were
embarrassed by us
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00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:07,049
Now, come on
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00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:12,292
How in the world could I
ever be embarrassed by you?
277
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,712
Honey, you got
a tampon in your hair
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But if you were worried
we'd cancel our dinner
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why didn't you just say something?
280
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:31,814
Well, I'm a proud woman, Jackie
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Sometimes it's hard for me
to talk about my feelings
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Plus I'm high most of the time
so there's that
283
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If you want, we can still
do dinner tomorrow night
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Oh, that'd be nice
285
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,707
Happy birthday, Kare
286
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:49,704
Okay. I can't wait any longer
287
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I need to tinkle
288
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:55,047
Are you sitting down?
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See?
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And now the cast on Will & Grace
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As Himself, Matt Lauer
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Beverley Leslie, Leslie Jordan
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As Rosario, Shelley Morrison
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As Jack McFarland, Sean Hayes
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As Karen Walker , Megan Mullally
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And As Will and Grace, Ladies and Gentleman
Eric McCormack and Debra Messing
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Ladies and Gentleman, once again
a words of applause
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for the casts of Will & Grace
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