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Will, you have got to go shopping
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This cereal is stale. It doesn't hold
milk, and it tastes horrible
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That is a box of stuffing mix
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Alright, if this isn't cereal, then
why did it come with this cool prize?
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That is a bag of seasoning
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Hey, guys
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There's no chance my mother's already
come and gone already is there?
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No. She called to say that her hair
appointment's running long
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How long could it take?
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Somebody just holds her by her ankles and
dips her into the cotton candy machine
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I love Bobbi
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She's the kind of elderly
person of you see on the street
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that you don't want to knock down
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Maybe you don't
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Will... Can you please come
out to lunch with us?
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I can't. Remember? I'm starting my
new job at the Coalition for Justice
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It's exciting because
I'm gonna get to help people
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But also because
the Coalition for Justice
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sounds like the kind of place
where superheroes work
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you know?
I'm like the gay Superman
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Waiting to meet my Louis Lane
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Jack, can you come with me?
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I would love to join
you and Bobbi for lunch
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I don't know why
but I'm in the mood for roast turkey
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And a parade
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It's so great you're coming
She loves you
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Of course, she's always been obsessed
with gay guys. So sad
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Will, I need something from you
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I'm sorry, Karen. I literally peed
two minutes ago
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Not that. I'm trying to teach my staff
how to spot terrorists
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Could you come by around 3:00 and
dash through the foyer with a backpack?
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Can't. I'm starting my new job
at the Coalition for Justice
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It's a non-profit that helps people
that can't afford lawyers
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Oh, well, honey, I'm sorry
You'll find a real job soon
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- It is a real job
- Right
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And this is my first liver
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I think what Will's doing is inspirational
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I don't know why
but I'm feeling really thankful today
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Is the game on?
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Look. Before my mother
comes out of the bathroom
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where can we go to lunch
that is really quick?
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I can't wait until she's the age where I can
tell her we already had lunch yesterday
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Well, don't you want to ask Bobbi
where she'd like to go?
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She would like to go to Schraft's in 1952
and be discovered by Swifty Lazar
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Grace, you know I don't speak Jewish
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Oh! That was embarrassing
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Don't worry
They're in tight now
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Grace, honey, why don't you
hurry up and change for lunch?
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This is what I'm wearing to lunch
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Oh! Are we going to the lesbian bar?
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We could. I hear the Honey
Bucket has a great spread
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This is a very nice outfit mom
This shirt cost more than your wig
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Oh. Well, I like it 'cause it's cheap
You can throw it in the dishwasher
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Well, that would probably explain
this corn on the cob holder
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Can we just go to lunch?
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Oh, well I hope you can take me
someplace nice for a change
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What does it matter
where we go, Mom?
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You're just going to order
chicken chow mein
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and hot water for the tea bag
that's in your purse
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Oh, well the tea bag goes
in the place in my wallet
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where the pictures of
the grandchildren usually go
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Welcome
Here's your desk right here
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Ah! Mission control
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So, uh, put me to work
I'm ready to fight for the little people
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Take down some bad guys
Dole out justice, Truman style
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Ok. I'm gonna go grab your first case
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That could have been embarassing
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Morning
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Oh, yeah. That desk only has three legs
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Yeah. That's what I like about non-profits
A little rough around the edges
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The last place I worked
all the desks had four legs
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Asses
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- Here's the file
- Ah. Ooh. Tenants' rights
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"Horrible living conditions...
brown water... rats and roaches"
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Juicy!
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So, what morally bankrupt
monster am I taking down?
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"Karen Walker"
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Yep, that sounds about right
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Ugh. Thank God she's gone
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All that's left of her are a few strands
of pink horse hair
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and a few flecks of Polident
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Yeah, thank God that's over
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I could not take more than
one lunch like that a year
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- I know. She's a nightmare, right?
- I'm talking about you, Mister!
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- What?!
- I am appaled by how you treat her
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That woman is your mother!
Mother!
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- You are so cruel to her!
- Me?!
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What about her?
Did you not hear her constant insults?
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I may have missed a few
She's gotta learn to hold for laughs
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But, that's not the point. You need to
treasure her insults while you can
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Because one day
she'll be gone
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and you'll have to hear how much
you suck from her ghost
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You don't know anything about it
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Oh, my dear
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No one knows how to be a good
daughter better than a gay son
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The mother of a gay son learns
to accept him for who he is
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Except for the sex
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The gay son learns to accept
the mother for who she is
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Except for the sex
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Sadly, mothers and daughters rarely
embark on this right of passage
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Thus, they are destined to perputate
a pattern of anger and bitchiness
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This would be so much
clearer if I had my slides
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I've seen your slides And I don't know
what two Norweigan men
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farming naked has to do
with me and my mother
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Grace, if you want this
relationship to change
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you're the one who's going
to have to change it
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Please. Let me help you
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Let me make you a good gay son
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Except for the sex
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Thanks. But I'll pass
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I'm as gay as I'd like to be
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This morning when I was
getting dressed
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I actually considered putting
a sock in my pants
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Well, it needs something down there
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Jasmine, you have such beautiful hair
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I'd like to see it on
my dresser by bedtime
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You know, some people say
"thank you" when they get a compliment
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I just got another "Help Me"
note from one of your maids
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Oh, great. Thanks
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So, I, uh, started my new job today
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Mm. That thing where you save
the world and get paid in soup?
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Doesn't sound like much
of a job to me
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Karen, the work I do is
incredibly important
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I have dedicated my life to helping those
who can't help themselves
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You know, since this morning
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I.. My first clients live
in a run-down building
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in Spanish Harlem that
the owner refuses to bring to code
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Riveting. Why are you here?
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Well, because the landlord
is someone we both know
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Oh. I see
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Well, I appreciate your taking the time
to tell me in person
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So. Marlo Thomas is a slumlord
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- No, it's not Marlo
- No, no, no! Let me guess!
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- It's you, Karen
- I said let me guess. Is it me?
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- Yes it is
- Yay!
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Look, I should be filing this right now
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but I came down here to give you
a chance to clear this up out of court
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I mean.. The evidence is over-whelming
This case is a slam dunk
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Slam dunk! Shaquille O'Neal!
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Okay. I don't know what that was. but..
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You have got to fix this building
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So just sign these papers
agreeing to cover the costs
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You can make this whole thing go away
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How do I make you go away?
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You know, years ago, a guy
refused to fix up his building
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and they made him live in it
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You know, and what's worse
they made a movie out of it
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and they cast Joe Pesci to play him
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- You want Joe Pesci to play you?
- Kiss my A
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I'm sorry, what did you say to a
representative of the Coalition for Justice?
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Gosh, I don't know. Why don't you get
your D out of your ear and listen to me
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What? What is the matter with you?
And why are you using letters?
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Because I'm a lady, assface
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Okay. That's it
You've got yourself a fight
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Take your best shot, Fairy Mason
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Karen Walker is above the law!
You can't touch me!
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If you go more than 100 feet from
this building you will be arrested
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Enjoy your new apartment
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Raindrops on roses and
whiskers on kittens...
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Hey. I can't sleep because I keep thinking
about my relationship with my mother
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Really? Or is it because it's only 6:00?
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Jack says I'm horrible to her
Do you think I'm horrible to her?
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I'll answer that, but I'm gonna be honest
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Eh, forget it
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What are you up to?
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Well, I got big news
I finally did it
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Today, I stuck it to The Man
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Oh. Finally
That was a long dry spell
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Not that, Karen
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I got the judge to order
her to pay for
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all the improvements
to that building she owns
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Oh... That's great
Good for you
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Nah, good for the people
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And, uh, I also got him to sentence
her to live in the building for a week
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Really? That sounds kind of harsh
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It's not harsh, Grace
It's my job
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I dole out justice
Truman style
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Why can't you say you "go to work"
like everyone else?
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I don't say "I dole out furniture
Adler style"
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Trust me
It's the right thing to do
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You know, maybe if she spends
a little time in that building
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it'll give her a chance
to really look at herself
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Think about what she's done
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Have you really looked at yourself?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I mean what are you doing?
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You got her to pay for something she probably
didn't even know about until you told her
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Why wasn't that enough?
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Well, it's... complicated
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Doesn't sound complicated
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I mean, you took the job because you wanted
to become more compassionate, right?
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- Yeah, I did / - Then, why don't you
start with your friends?
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You're right. I should go down there and
see how she's doing
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And dole out some friendship
Truman style
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Is anyone encouraging that?
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Okay. I'm ready
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I'll do whatever it takes
I wanna be a good gay son
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Like Dick Cheney's daughter
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You're doing the right thing
It'll be easy
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Alright, now, all you have to do is not take
the bait when your mother provokes you
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All right? Now, I'll be Bobbi
And you be you
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And no matter what I say, don't react
Just sit there, relax and do nothing
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I don't know that I can do that
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Pretend you're having sex with a man
just because he bought you dinner
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- Got it
- Okay
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Now. I'm gonna start, alright?
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I'm becoming Bobbi Adler
I'm finding the voice. Mmmm...
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I'm imagining the Jane Russel 18-hour bra
with the safety pin instead of the hook...
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the inexplicably good legs...
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- And... I'm Bobbi
- Aah!
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Grace, focus!
Now remember
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no matter what I say, don't react
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Okay? Here we go. Ahem
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Darling, you chased away your husband
and apparently your colorist
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- That is not fair! I did not chase away..
- Ah, ah, ah!
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I am your mother
Don't take the bait
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I can say or do anything I want
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- Like this
- Ow, you bitch!
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Hey, hey! Do not react!
Keep it inside
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Gonna hit your mother?
Gonna take the bait?
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Sit up straight
Straighten your hair
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Date a straight guy
Find a man, find a man
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- find a man..
- Aah!
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I think I might need to do
this a few more times
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All right, Grace
I've had it with you
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You are unteachable!
And you ruined my wig!
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I don't even know if these
curls are resetable
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Oh, great! The netting's torn!
246
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:15,594
Oh, would you just relax!
247
00:15:15,594 --> 00:15:18,650
Those are six bucks
for a dozen at the Wig Easy!
248
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:23,150
This is an Eva Gabor!
And it is irreplaceable!
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00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:28,284
All right, I am gonna tell you something
I've heard from my own mother my entire life
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"Put down that Barbie"?
251
00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:35,538
No. You're being an idiot
252
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:41,771
So what if she insults you? Who cares?
The bottom line is she loves you
253
00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:45,411
- Well, why can't she act like she does?
- She does
254
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Every day of your life when she shatters your
ego and makes you feel like nothing
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it comes from a place of love
256
00:15:54,249 --> 00:15:56,331
Oh, that's sweet
257
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Twisted, but sweet
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- Karen, it's Will
- Go away!
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00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,183
Come, on. Open up
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00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:13,683
I dropped my rubber gloves in a puddle of
pee I can't open the doors with my elbows
261
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,179
What do you want?
Get in here
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Well. Your timing could not be worse
I'm right in the middle of a game
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Marisol, Concepcion
this is Will
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00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:26,620
The maricon I told you about
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Hola, Se?or
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She asked if you know Elton John
267
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And then she said you look like
a big mincing queen
268
00:16:38,029 --> 00:16:39,841
Such an efficient language
269
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:44,391
Ladies, why don't you take
your cigars and go up to the roof
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00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:48,193
You can touch my mink one
more time on your way out
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00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:51,069
Okay. Alrighty
272
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:57,081
Karen, I wanna apologize for
putting you through all this
273
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,268
What are you talking about? I'm fine
I've got everything I need
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00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:03,666
A can opener, a "terlet" that's
not connected to anything
275
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,742
and all the lead paint I can eat
276
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,460
Look, you don't have to
put on a brave face for me
277
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,386
Even though, I'm sure
it cost you a fortune
278
00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:19,808
I.. I know that this has gotta
be a difficult adjustment for you
279
00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:24,117
Jorge! Your mother has been looking
for you for three hours!
280
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:33,454
And yet when you talk to Rosario
it's "Scrubbo the tubbo"
281
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:40,019
The.. The point is...
It's my fault you're here
282
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,009
I didn't have to take it this far
283
00:17:43,242 --> 00:17:44,990
Then why did you?
284
00:17:46,185 --> 00:17:48,776
I don't know
I just.. I tried help you...
285
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:54,122
and then you made fun of my job, and I..
You just pushed my buttons
286
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,607
Well, isn't this funny?
287
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,588
You know, if anybody had asked me
288
00:17:58,588 --> 00:18:02,356
I would have said that you
were pushing my buttons
289
00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:03,844
- Really?
- Yes
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00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:08,785
I would have written that check right away
if you hadn't come in all high and mighty
291
00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:11,517
acting all mighty when I was high
292
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:18,564
So, we both behaved badly
out of pettiness and spite
293
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:22,235
Yeah. And maybe a little 'roid rage
294
00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:31,526
Oh. Honey, why do we do it?
Why are we always at each other?
295
00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:36,514
Can you imagine what Nora Ephron
would do with our story?
296
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:39,853
No, but I'm sure it would feel familiar
297
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:42,347
And we could sleep through most of it
298
00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,807
Look, I'm gonna make a call
I'm gonna get you out of this
299
00:18:46,807 --> 00:18:48,394
No, honey
That's okay
300
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,878
I'll finish out my week
It'll be good for me
301
00:18:50,878 --> 00:18:52,905
Anyway, thanks for stopping by
302
00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:55,604
I'm gonna run up to
the roof and meet the girls
303
00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:58,683
- Mind if I keep you company for a bit?
- Why, no. I'd like that
304
00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:00,754
You know, just to be on the safe side
305
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:03,339
let's talk real loudly about
how your dad's black
306
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,732
How's the chow mein?
Do you want some more?
307
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:16,259
Maybe. I was just distracted
by your garish eye shadow
308
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:18,990
Do you really need three colors?
309
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,340
Mom, this is not garish...
310
00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:29,467
Why are you smiling?
311
00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:33,844
Are my boobs under
my arms again?
312
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,397
No, Mom
Well, yes, but..
313
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:44,078
No, I was..
314
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:52,062
I'm smiling because, whatever you
say to me, I know you love me
315
00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:54,622
Well, of course I do, darling
I adore you
316
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,118
That's what I thought
317
00:19:56,331 --> 00:20:01,097
It's just like when you say
I'm too old to play Julia
318
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:05,284
I know it's just your way
of saying you love me
319
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:11,165
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean
320
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:14,094
You're so sweet
I love you
321
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:17,573
- Ow. Ow
- Oh, I found the other one
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