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Hey, did you read
the paper today?
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I stopped reading the paper
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Now, when people talk about the news
I just shake my head and say
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"I know. It's unbelievable"
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Suddenly, I'm informed
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I know. I do the same thing with
"I know, that was some game"
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Anyway, the Central Park Zoo has these
two penguins that are apparently gay
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They're inseparable
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They show no interest in
females during mating season
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Though they are interested in what females
are wearing during Academy Award season
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That is so sweet
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Thank God there's something gay
in this city I haven't dated
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So, did you hear the news?
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I know, it's unbelievable
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I've decided I'm going to
move to a bigger place
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You're kidding
When did you decide that?
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This morning
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The ratings for "Jack Talk" came in
and we got a 17 rating and a 10 share
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Wow!
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Yeah, in this case, that means 17 watched
and 10 of them were dressed as Cher
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I just figured now that
I'm getting more successful
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I need to live in a place
that feels successful
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Good for you, Jack. You should
And you know what?
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I'll decorate it for free
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Oh, no, that's okay
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No, I want to
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I heard you
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Anyway. I've been saving
my money in a Schwab account
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You've been investing?
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Oh, no, that's what
I call my Q-Tip box
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I got five thousand bucks in it
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Five thousand? I'm so proud of you, Jack
You're growing up
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Well, thank you
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So, I figured I spend it on an apartment
or a whole lot of Jolly Ranchers
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Not the candy
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Well, you know what?
It's Sunday
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Let's get the Village Voice
and start looking
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Yeah, it'll be fun
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As a kid, I used to love going to
open houses on Sunday afternoon
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Of course I was 12, so everything
was out of my price range
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Grace, you wanna come?
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Oh, no, I'm going
shopping with Karen
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I've gotta get my dress to wear
on my annual holiday card
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Yeah... When people
send out those photos
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aren't they usually
of a whole family?
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Yeah, like I'm gonna
wait around for that
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Honey, how about this one?
This is pretty
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It almost says, "it's not sad that
I'm alone on this holiday card."
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I'm not going to be alone
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For fun, I'm going to Photoshop
George Clooney in next to me
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And it just got sadder
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Especially for George Clooney
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Is there a rip cord for this shopping trip?
Because I'm about ready to yank it
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Speaking of yankin' it
where are the boys today?
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I thought they were
coming with us
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Oh, Will's helping Jack
look for apartments
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and then they're going to stop off
to see some gay penguins
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Gay penguins. Please
Honey, that is absurd
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There's no such thing
as a gay penguin!
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Well, well, well...
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Karen Walker
and her Jewess
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out for a morning shop
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Well, if it isn't Tom and Helen Willis
of TV's "The Jeffersons."
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Hello, Beverley Leslie
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How are things in Ankleville?
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Uh, not so good
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My dear wife Crystal
has suddenly passed
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Oh, Beverley
I'm so sorry
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Me, too. Although
I never met Crystal
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But, oddly, I have met your business
associate, Benji, 16 times
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Including once
at The Ramrod
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I'm here to buy a dress
to bury Crystal in
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Honey, I think maybe you should
wear men's clothes for that
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Bev. Bev, honey
come here
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You know that I love you in my way
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And I know that you loved
Crystal in your way
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So now that she's
out of the way...
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is there anything that
I can do for you?
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Well, Karen, it would
mean a lot to me
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if you would attend Crystal's memorial
service tomorrow afternoon
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Well, of course, Beverley
I wouldn't miss it
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And Miss Adler
why don't you join us
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Oh, no. No, I couldn't intrude
on a day that's so...
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intimate and personal...
and boring
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Oh, please! It's not going
to be anything like that
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It's more like a party
A celebration of her death
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- Life
- Life
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So, I'll see you both tomorrow afternoon
I'll be receiving from 5:30 'til 6:30
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Boy, that's gotta be
a long hour for you
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I didn't like any apartment
we've seen so far
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Maybe we should call
this realtor Eve Only
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She's like on every listing
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Oh, look. There it is
Penguins
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Oh, look
They're cute
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Which ones do you
think are gay?
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Well, if I had to pick
I'd say the two in the corner
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whispering and pointing
at all the other penguins
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Hello. You guys are gay, right?
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He is, beat him up!
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No, I just want you
to sign my petition
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Oh, yes, of course
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Thank you for watching
"Jack Talk."
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Jack
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I remember
when I was a young boy
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I had an autograph book, too
Erik Estrada said to me
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"Hang in there." I told him
I had an enlarged heart
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It's a petition
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The zoo wants to
separate the gay penguins
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They want to send Doug to
the Bronx Zoo to mate with a female
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Oh, great
Gays can't get married
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but women in the Bronx
can have penguins imported just for sex?
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That is awful
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They'd never separate them
if they were straight penguins
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They'd just give them a huge
tax break and let 'em kiss on TV
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Just the thought of those two guys
being split up, that really gets to me
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Yeah, me too
Oh, look, the giraffe is peeing!
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That's hilarious!
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I should buy an apartment
closer to the zoo
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You should come
to the rally tomorrow
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A lot of my lesbian friends
are going to be there
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I'm not a lesbian myself
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I mean, sometimes
I fool around with them
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And I live with one...
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Oh. I guess I am a lesbian
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Weird
I just came out
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I'd say welcome, but it sounds
like you've been on that bus
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for quite a good long time now
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Oh, look. That one penguin's cleaning
his nest and stacking his fish so neatly
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Oh, that's Randall
He's a real fussbudget
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And the other one
the goofy one... that's Doug
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He always waddles into
Randall's nest unannounced
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Oh, yeah, look
Doug just stole his fish
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And now Randall's gonna act
annoyed and be all, "Waah!"
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Even though he loves it
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I'm worried about him
If Doug gets sent away
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- Randall will fall apart
- Really?
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'Cause Randall looks
pretty together
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You know, except for
the lollipop stuck to his back
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He's gonna be devastated
when he's all alone
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He just doesn't know it yet
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My girlfriend did this study on
gay penguins that were separated
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The one that stayed behind
he was a mess
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What happened to him?
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Well, he gained a ton of weight
and all of his feathers fell out
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This is the last stop on the tour
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It feels almost inappropriate
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giving a tour of the penthouse
on a the day of Crystal's memorial
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Oh, my God
That dress is gorgeous
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This is a 1954
custom-made couture gown
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The only one like it
in the world
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Crystal wore this gown to
the 29th annual Academy Awards
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escorting the lovely
and talented Rock Hudson
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She had no idea
Can you believe it?
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You know what?
I can
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Oh, it really is beautiful
I'd love to feel the fabric
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Ooh! Uh-uh! No, no, no
Miss Adler, you mustn't touch it
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This gown is going to
the Smithsonian tomorrow
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It's going to be put
in their permanent collection
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Oh, how exciting for you
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A dress in the Smithsonian
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And your parents
in the Museum of Miniatures
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Uh, Beverley...
It's the minister
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He wants to know where to
set up the mechanical bull
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Oh, I'm coming!
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Such a sad, sad day...
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Honey... that's the dress
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That's the dress you should
wear in your lonely holiday card
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Oh, my God
you're right
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I would look
so lonely in that
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I mean lovely
Lovely
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Come on, try it on
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I'll take your picture
with my camera phone
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I can't try it on
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It's the woman's memorial
It would be so disrespectful
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And I don't care if there is a cake
that says "See Ya!" in frosting
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Honey, try it on... Please
You'd look stunning in it
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I would, wouldn't I?
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Oh, honey, you look so beautiful
dressed as a woman
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I know, right
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Come on, let's take your picture
One dignified, one kooky
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Guess we're doing
kooky first
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Ladies, the service
is about to begin
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That's good enough. Okay
Quick. Help me get out of the dress
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Be careful unzipping it
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Honey, I know how to get
a woman out of a dress
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I was very popular
at Sarah Lawrence
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Huh...
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Huh? What do
you mean, "huh"?
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Well, the zipper is just
a little stuck. Here, let me just--
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Karen, it's really delicate
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I know it's delicate--
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Let me just get in the right...
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- Oh! There! I got it
- Okay. Good.
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Oh, my God. Karen
your dress is caught in my zipper!
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Beverley's gonna kill me
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You think it's bad for you?
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I think a little bit of
my boob is caught in there
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Good...
Ow!
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This is not gonna work, Karen
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Beverley's gonna see
that I'm wearing the dress
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It's gonna be fine. Just keep
this blanket on and walk in unison
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Just two friends in mourning
Nothing suspicious
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Nothing lesbian going on
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Yeah, then why's
your hand on my breast?
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Somebody's gotta
steer this thing
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It'd be a hell of a lot easier
if I had a bigger wheel to work with
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Why did you make me
try this on?!
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Quit yelling at me
I'm trying to get us unstuck
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Well, just keep working
on that zipper
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While you're down there
will you pull my underwear out of my ass?
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Hey, hey!
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Miss Adler, what on earth
are you wearing?
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Oh... this is the new floor length...
mourning shawl From J Crew
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Do you like it?
It's-- it's catalog only
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Strange, 'cause it looks exactly
like the blanket that Crystal died in
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Oh, God!
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Karen, may I talk to you
just a moment?
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Why, sure, Beverley
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I meant in private
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Oh, I'm so sorry, that's so rude of me
I'll just wait over there
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Karen, it's personal
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Oh, I'm sorry
of course
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Don't mind her
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She's like a bird
probably already asleep
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Karen, it would mean so much to me
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if you would come up to the podium
and say a few words about Crystal
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Gosh, Bev, I don't know...
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Oh, Crystal thought
so highly of you
246
00:13:37,972 --> 00:13:44,656
We often discussed inviting you
into our marriage... in a sexual way
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That's so flattering
248
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:48,453
Although, I don't know
if I could have operated
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a pump and a defibrillator
at the same time
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Oh, of course I'll speak
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Karen
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Everyone sit down
The service is about to begin
253
00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:02,714
Oh, come on, relax
254
00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:05,787
We've got plenty of time before they
get to me. I'll get us unzipped
255
00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:11,025
Welcome, everyone. Let's begin
with a few words from Karen Walker
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There you are. Come on, help me
make some signs for the rally at the Zoo
257
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,934
Here, take a marker and
start drawing penguins
258
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:28,496
It's easy, all you do, you just gotta start
with Paul Giamatti and then... stop there
259
00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:32,272
I can't, Will
I got a lease to sign
260
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,102
That's right
I found an apartment
261
00:14:35,102 --> 00:14:36,756
- So fast?
- I konw
262
00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:40,691
It's all the way down in Tribeca
New kitchen, two bedrooms...
263
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:44,372
And as soon I heard
hardwood, I jumped on it
264
00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:49,793
Oh. That's great
You've got a new apartment
265
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:54,253
Meanwhile, Randall and Doug's love igloo
is melting beneath their webbed feet
266
00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:56,893
You sound like
you're not excited
267
00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,790
I kinda thought
you'd congratulate me
268
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,061
Well, I'm sorry
269
00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:02,508
It's just little trivial compared
to the civil rights issue
270
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:05,349
coming to a boil
at the penguin house!
271
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:06,861
I don't get this
272
00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,936
This morning, you were all
"Let's find you an apartment,"
273
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:12,225
and now you're mad
Why the 160?
274
00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:16,495
Because even though
some people don't think so
275
00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:18,864
these two little guys are family
276
00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:21,694
Will, relax
It's not that big a deal
277
00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:24,411
They're just fish
We eat 'em every day
278
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,037
Not that big a deal?
279
00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:29,814
Jack, their whole relationship
is gonna change
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00:15:29,814 --> 00:15:31,953
I mean, once they're
in separate zoos
281
00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:34,319
they're not gonna be able
to swim together all the time
282
00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:38,504
or share some fish
go for a waddle--
283
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,860
Sure, they'll wanna
get together
284
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,981
but-- but something is
always gonna come up
285
00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:44,334
And then one day, they'll run
into each other at the gym
286
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,479
and it'll be all weird and
awkward and Randall will be like
287
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:53,375
"Oh, you look good" and Doug'll be like
"Yeah, is that-- is that a feather toupee?"
288
00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,454
I mean, they used to be best friends
and now they don't even know each other
289
00:15:58,186 --> 00:15:59,534
Will, would you wait a minute?
290
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:04,174
No. I gotta go. Congratulations
on your new apartment
291
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:07,479
Finally
Geez, it's like pulling teeth
292
00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:15,897
Grace would like to say
the traditional Jewish prayer for the dead
293
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,532
Oh, well, how delightful!
294
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:34,634
Um... Yiskadal... Yiskadash..
um... Osha gosha b'gosha...
295
00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:58,058
Oh... ruch-hatatamai Oh...bladi-oblada...
Spielberg Katzenberg, Geffen... Aah...men
296
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,254
Oh, Miss Adler
that was just beautiful!
297
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:02,493
Thanks
298
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:06,295
You know what else is beautiful?
I just got us unstuck
299
00:17:06,295 --> 00:17:08,783
Thank God
Okay, I'm gonna go get out of this
300
00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:15,024
Beverley, I am so sorry!
301
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:18,149
No, no. I don't wanna hear it
I don't want to hear it!
302
00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:20,733
Miss Adler how dare
you come into my home
303
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:24,973
and desecrate the day I have set
aside to celebrate my wife's death?!
304
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,458
- Life
- Life!
305
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:31,108
Why do I keep saying that?
306
00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:33,411
I'm sorry
I feel so horrible
307
00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:36,757
No, I just want you to go. Please
Go, get out the dress
308
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:43,260
See, but the thing is, the zipper's tricky
And see, it's-- it's stuck again
309
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,572
I'll help! I'm good at that.
No, stay away!
310
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:50,465
Hey, Will
I'm glad I found you
311
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:53,450
There's another protest
going on over at the seal tank
312
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:54,438
I guess they're gay, too
313
00:17:54,438 --> 00:17:58,189
because apparently people
don't want them to go clubbing
314
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:04,507
You know, I thought
about what you said
315
00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:09,592
and I realized you weren't talking about
the penguins, You were talking about us
316
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:11,751
You're like a rice cooker
317
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:15,971
It takes you a long time
but when it comes out, it's perfect
318
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,937
I'm sorry about before
319
00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:22,685
I just-- I was being selfish
and I was wrong
320
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,893
And I'm really excited
about your new place
321
00:18:24,893 --> 00:18:27,770
Oh, thanks, Will
But I'm not moving
322
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,399
All that money
I had is gone
323
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,701
I spent it on
some stupid impulse buy
324
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:32,940
Hey, guys
guess what?
325
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:36,225
An anonymous donor just gave the Bronx Zoo
enough money to buy its own penguin
326
00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:38,146
Doug and Randall
don't have to be separated
327
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:42,077
But don't say anything
I wanna tell them myself
328
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,174
An "anonymous donor"?
329
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:49,157
I can't believe you did that
330
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,834
I can't believe they called
it an anonymous donor
331
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:54,264
I said my name, like, 30 times
It's supposed to be on the news!
332
00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:58,370
I'm so impressed with you
333
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,253
And I never even though
about donating money
334
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:02,458
How did you know
how much to give?
335
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,546
I'm not an idiot, Will
336
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:06,066
I think I know how much
a penguin costs
337
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,333
But that was
your apartment money
338
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:12,676
You were gonna sign the lease
I can't believe you did that for me
339
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:15,259
No, not just for you
340
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:17,980
You made me realize
I don't wanna move either
341
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:21,117
And I thought
if we get to stay together...
342
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:23,129
they should too
343
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,313
Even if one of them
is fat and bald
344
00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:30,766
Look at them
345
00:19:30,766 --> 00:19:32,533
They really are cute, aren't they?
346
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:38,370
Yeah. Why is that female
one always hanging around them?
347
00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:46,453
Here, let me try
348
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,316
It's really delicate
349
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:52,257
Yes, I know it's delicate!
I put it on Benji a hundred times
350
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,509
I just have to get a run at it
351
00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:57,932
There!
352
00:19:58,415 --> 00:20:00,543
Okay. Good
I'll go take off dress
353
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:10,569
Grace, you got a little something
stuck to you again
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