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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,423 This is so decadant 2 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:09,948 Flying to London on a red-eye for the weekend 3 00:00:09,948 --> 00:00:14,188 Well, I am not gonna go to my grave without seeing Billy Elliot: The Musical 4 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:19,341 What is it about a boy in a tutu that always brings a town together? 5 00:00:19,341 --> 00:00:21,782 Oh, excuse me Can I get a second pillow? 6 00:00:21,782 --> 00:00:23,434 We're only supposed to give out one 7 00:00:23,434 --> 00:00:26,329 Aww, Boo 8 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:31,361 hat couldn't have been cuter I think I have an extra 9 00:00:33,115 --> 00:00:36,331 - Uh, can I get an extra one, too? - We're out 10 00:00:37,073 --> 00:00:41,525 Perhaps you could fold your hair up behind your head 11 00:00:44,998 --> 00:00:47,267 Uh, boo 12 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,665 Gimme that! 13 00:00:49,665 --> 00:00:51,640 Well, what do you expect? It's an international flight 14 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,110 and you're dressed for the International House of Pancakes 15 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:57,326 What? I wanna be comfortable 16 00:00:57,326 --> 00:01:03,660 All I'm gonna be doing is eating and sleeping and farting into my airplane blanket 17 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:07,200 Well, at least today you have an airplane blanket 18 00:01:10,745 --> 00:01:13,636 Okay I'm gonna go do a celebrity hunt 19 00:01:13,636 --> 00:01:14,985 What? 20 00:01:15,101 --> 00:01:17,254 If there's a major celebrity onboard the plane won't go down 21 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:21,071 If there's a minor celebrity, we'll definitely go down. Everybody knows that 22 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:24,047 That is ridiculous 23 00:01:24,047 --> 00:01:25,996 The only way to prevent a plane from going down 24 00:01:25,996 --> 00:01:29,488 is to pack your lucky Woodstock 25 00:01:31,582 --> 00:01:34,122 Oh, uh, this is first class You can't come in here 26 00:01:34,122 --> 00:01:35,143 Oh, no, I'm just trying to see-- 27 00:01:35,143 --> 00:01:37,003 No, I know what you're doing, and we're fine 28 00:01:37,003 --> 00:01:39,541 Paula Abdul is in 2A 29 00:01:40,588 --> 00:01:43,823 Ooh. Really? Couldn't that go either way? 30 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:48,686 Excuse me? Do you have Princess Diaries Part 1? 31 00:01:48,686 --> 00:01:52,596 I don't think I'll enjoy Part 2 unless I know how she became a princess 32 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:55,527 Oh, my god 33 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:55,950 �� 34 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:56,150 �� & 35 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:56,350 �� & �� 36 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:56,550 �� & �׷� 37 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:56,750 �� & �׷��� 38 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:56,950 �� & �׷��̽� 39 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:57,150 �� & �׷��̽� 40 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:57,350 �� & �׷��̽� 41 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:57,550 �� & �׷��̽� 42 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:57,750 �� & �׷��̽� 43 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:57,950 �� & �׷��̽� 44 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:58,350 �� & �׷��̽� 45 00:01:58,350 --> 00:01:59,594 8x06 Love is in the Airplane 46 00:01:59,594 --> 00:02:00,871 �� ũ �� �� ������(zzsgirl@nate.com) 47 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,113 �� �� �� �� �躴��(myiuno@nate.com) 48 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:03,277 �� ũ �� �� ������(mlitm@nate.com) 49 00:02:03,277 --> 00:02:04,383 ���� �׽�Ʈ ������(soheejin@nate.com) 50 00:02:06,684 --> 00:02:09,106 I totally shouldn't be doing this because A: I have a boyfriend 51 00:02:09,106 --> 00:02:11,780 and B: it's from first class but... 52 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:14,327 Here's a warm cookie 53 00:02:14,327 --> 00:02:17,464 Thank you! Can I also get a glass of champagne? 54 00:02:19,469 --> 00:02:22,942 You will not believe this Leo's in first class 55 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,166 Leo DiCaprio is in first class? 56 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:31,704 No. Leo, Leo. My Leo 57 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:32,960 Oh, my God. Leo? 58 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,198 Leo. I don't know what to do I'm-- I'm completely freaked out 59 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,746 I guess-- I guess I should say hello Well, I-- 60 00:02:39,746 --> 00:02:41,501 I can't! Look at me! 61 00:02:41,501 --> 00:02:45,467 You see! This is why you should always dress when flying 62 00:02:46,481 --> 00:02:48,606 Oh! You know what? Okay I'm gonna check my carry-on 63 00:02:48,606 --> 00:02:50,226 Maybe I have something 64 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:53,907 Grace, Grace, Grace! 65 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:59,113 It doesn't matter what you're wearing He cares about you, not how you look 66 00:02:59,113 --> 00:02:59,968 Are you kidding me? 67 00:02:59,968 --> 00:03:02,228 I know. Even as I said it I didn't believe it 68 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:10,821 Oh... I love tea It's so proper 69 00:03:11,743 --> 00:03:15,344 Now, do you take lemon or peyote in yours? 70 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,838 Lemon, please 71 00:03:18,269 --> 00:03:22,750 I always forget what you mean when you invite me over for high tea 72 00:03:25,189 --> 00:03:28,510 Karen, I'm thinking you need to hire Rosie back 73 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,508 You always said she was your soulmate 74 00:03:30,508 --> 00:03:34,798 No, I said said she was my soul maid 75 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:40,767 And I am not hiring her back I am very happy with her replacement, Leni 76 00:03:43,885 --> 00:03:46,222 Oh, mum! I hope you don't mind 77 00:03:46,222 --> 00:03:50,676 but I took the liberty of lowering all the shelves in your medicine closet 78 00:03:50,676 --> 00:03:54,474 For those days when you're jack-knifed behind the toilet 79 00:03:57,088 --> 00:04:00,822 Oh! You must be that famous Mr. McFarland 80 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:04,980 Oh, you're even more handsome than I imagined 81 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,540 You're like a young Princess Margaret 82 00:04:09,234 --> 00:04:10,826 It's a pleasure meeting you 83 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:13,514 It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Leni 84 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:16,446 See, Jackie Isn't she nice? 85 00:04:16,446 --> 00:04:20,223 Yes, but Karen, Rosie's a mess without you 86 00:04:20,223 --> 00:04:25,565 Yesterday, she actually considered going back to the American Ballet Theatre 87 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:30,220 She even started her binge-purge cycle just to get back into shape 88 00:04:31,503 --> 00:04:35,707 Rosario betrayed me Now. If you'll excuse me 89 00:04:35,707 --> 00:04:38,196 I think I may have had one too many cups of tea 90 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:43,033 I'm just going to step into the other room and scrape these scorpions off of my body 91 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:50,064 Um... Seems like you're really fond of this Rosario 92 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:53,043 I'm sorry, Leni it's-- It's got nothing to do with you 93 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,070 It's just that... Karen and Rosie go together 94 00:04:56,070 --> 00:05:00,362 You know, like Abbott and Consuelo 95 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:02,845 You understand 96 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,164 Oh, yes I do 97 00:05:04,164 --> 00:05:08,225 I mean, friendship is the most important thing in the world 98 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,824 Now, there's something I'd like you to understand 99 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:13,308 What's that dear? 100 00:05:14,353 --> 00:05:19,275 I am not losing this job you little pole smoker! 101 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,466 If you say that woman's name in this house again 102 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:26,328 I will peel you like a "banana" 103 00:05:27,943 --> 00:05:29,544 A what? 104 00:05:30,159 --> 00:05:32,526 A ba-nah-ner 105 00:05:34,474 --> 00:05:35,985 A what? 106 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,264 I'll cut your junk off! 107 00:05:42,105 --> 00:05:44,782 Oh, banana 108 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,080 Come on, Grace 109 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,118 There's only so much you can accomplish in an airplane bathroom 110 00:05:57,713 --> 00:06:02,236 Can you believe this was still in the bottom of my bag from Provincetown? 111 00:06:02,845 --> 00:06:06,243 You look amazing Now, I feel under-dressed 112 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:09,302 I guess that's what they mean by cabin pressure 113 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:14,066 Don't laugh at your own jokes It makes you look like a dad 114 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:18,146 Okay. I can do this 115 00:06:18,146 --> 00:06:21,182 I'm gonna walk by him confident and sexy 116 00:06:21,182 --> 00:06:23,402 And I'm gonna let him discover me 117 00:06:23,402 --> 00:06:25,352 I'm very cute when I'm caught off guard 118 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,140 Here, catch me off guard 119 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:29,065 Grace? 120 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:39,242 Wow. There is really nothing authentic about you, is there? 121 00:06:39,785 --> 00:06:41,587 Go on You're gonna be great 122 00:06:42,462 --> 00:06:45,624 I'm sorry no coach people allowed 123 00:06:45,624 --> 00:06:48,861 Yeah, my ex-husband is up there and I just want to say a quick hello 124 00:06:48,861 --> 00:06:51,347 That's a great story 125 00:06:51,347 --> 00:06:55,908 Now, why don't you hurry back to your seat or you'll miss your cheese sandwich 126 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,558 - What's going on? - He won't let me in 127 00:06:59,558 --> 00:07:01,969 Aww. Boo 128 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,593 That is adorable 129 00:07:07,188 --> 00:07:12,726 And did you get those dangerous brown eyes through security? 130 00:07:13,229 --> 00:07:16,567 Oh, well, I have a license to carry these 131 00:07:19,949 --> 00:07:24,710 But, my abs of steel set off some alarms 132 00:07:25,703 --> 00:07:28,427 - So, can I-- - Just, go. Bleh 133 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:37,069 I stood behind Julie Andrews at a bookstore once 134 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:42,153 Just between you and me she looked a lot more Victor than Victoria 135 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,126 Grace? 136 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:11,990 Wow. I can't get over this How are you? 137 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:15,512 I'm good. I'm going to Thailand... Connecting in London 138 00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:19,479 Oh, that's so funny, I'm going to London! Well, of course. Hello 139 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:23,403 We're on the same plane and this plane is going to London 140 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:27,835 Big relief. Would not want to wake up in Afghanistan 141 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:29,394 That war there is terrible 142 00:08:29,394 --> 00:08:31,383 We should not be there Not that I don't support the troops 143 00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:33,042 I just want them to come home safely 144 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:34,903 Of course, I won't be there if they come home this weekend 145 00:08:34,903 --> 00:08:37,143 because I'll be in London, but I guess if they come home next weekend 146 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:38,356 - You know, I could be there-- - Grace-- 147 00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:41,560 - I just wouldn't know where they get off the plane / - It's okay 148 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,667 I'm nervous, too 149 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,347 You are? 150 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:49,276 Oh. Hi Me again 151 00:08:49,276 --> 00:08:52,200 Any chance I could move up here with you? 152 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,722 Are you flirting with me to get a better seat? 153 00:08:54,722 --> 00:08:57,190 Because I should tell you I have a boyfriend 154 00:08:57,190 --> 00:09:02,275 Well, I should tell you that by the time this plane lands, you might have two 155 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:07,478 If they let us wear pearls I'd be clutching them 156 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,825 -Come on up -Oh, great. I'll get my stuff 157 00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:11,781 Okay 158 00:09:12,661 --> 00:09:13,726 What are you doing? 159 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:17,031 I give you a pillow and a cookie and you flirt with my boyfriend? 160 00:09:18,796 --> 00:09:20,916 He's your boyfriend? 161 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:23,584 That's a twist I did not need 162 00:09:24,289 --> 00:09:26,510 I got a seat ready for you, handsome 163 00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:29,560 I see you're up to your old tricks again Big surprise 164 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,827 You've always had a thing for Middle Eastern men 165 00:09:35,756 --> 00:09:41,162 98... 99... 100 166 00:09:42,944 --> 00:09:45,355 Okay 167 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,280 Karen! Before you brush your under-wig, we need to talk 168 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,768 Leni's a monster 169 00:09:57,223 --> 00:10:02,303 Honey, she's just British They don't get a lot of sun 170 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,323 Yesterday, she walked in front of a lamp and I could see her brain 171 00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:12,394 Not that! She threatened me! 172 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,230 Wh--? Jackie I can not believe you 173 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:18,678 You will say anything to get me to hire Rosie back 174 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:22,226 No, no, no, no This isn't about hiring Rosie back 175 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:27,006 Your new maid threatened me She said she'd peel me like a banana 176 00:10:27,904 --> 00:10:29,228 A what? 177 00:10:29,983 --> 00:10:31,710 A banana! 178 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:32,999 A what? 179 00:10:33,869 --> 00:10:36,706 She said she'd cut my junk off! 180 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,965 Oh, a Banahner! 181 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:46,076 All right. I am gonna get to the bottom of this right now 182 00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:50,841 What the hell are you doing here? Your call is-- 183 00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:54,987 Yes, mum? 184 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,718 Oh. Leni... 185 00:10:58,718 --> 00:11:01,392 Jack told me that you... 186 00:11:01,392 --> 00:11:05,992 threatened to assault him Is that true? 187 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:10,962 Oh, goodness no I would never lift a finger to anyone 188 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,837 Well, I couldn't even if I wanted to 189 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:17,191 During the Blitz, my arms were pinned under a dead horse for a week 190 00:11:17,191 --> 00:11:19,186 Liar! 191 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,954 Jackie, please! 192 00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:29,603 The poor woman got her finger stuck in a horse while she was blitzed 193 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,889 Well. You have really sunk to a new low 194 00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:40,121 Lying about this poor dear, translucent woman 195 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,463 Just to get me to hire Rosie back? I can't even look at you 196 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:45,487 - But, Karen! I-- - No! No, I mean it 197 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,986 I'm gonna take a bath, and when I come out I don't want to see your face 198 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:53,430 Fine! I'll take my face and go! 199 00:11:56,663 --> 00:11:58,183 And this was the Congo... 200 00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:02,467 so the spider that was crawling up my bed was as big as a dinner plate 201 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:05,278 A hairy dinner plate 202 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:09,186 Yeah, I got a couple of plates like that under my bed, too 203 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,463 What did you do? 204 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:13,158 Well, I screamed Then he screamed 205 00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:14,986 I threw a book he threw a chair 206 00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:17,382 things were implied insults were hurled... 207 00:12:17,382 --> 00:12:20,089 Finally, I just slid a piece of paper under him and took him outside 208 00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:23,564 Though, he will probably tell you it happened the other way around 209 00:12:24,104 --> 00:12:26,885 Wow. You've really grown You used to make me vacuum them up 210 00:12:26,885 --> 00:12:29,067 Yeah, it's not that I was so afraid of the spider 211 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:31,952 I was just the only thing I could do to get you to vacuum 212 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:33,981 Oh! Hi 213 00:12:34,744 --> 00:12:38,869 Hey, um, can I ask you something? 214 00:12:38,869 --> 00:12:42,406 Are you, um... Are you still mad at me? 215 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:49,073 No. No, I'm not I'm really not 216 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,060 I'm glad 217 00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:53,624 This is my fault 218 00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:56,954 I'm gonna make it my goal for rest of this flight to get you guys back together 219 00:12:56,954 --> 00:13:01,110 Because, you know A: there's obviously love here 220 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:05,303 And-- and B: you might be working my return flight 221 00:13:06,407 --> 00:13:11,600 So, come on. Come on Sit down and just work it out, Okay? 222 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,305 Can I have a blanket? 223 00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:17,506 You sit, you talk I'll get it 224 00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,068 Can I get a coffee? 225 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:25,048 Oh-- Oh, no No, I'm not actually a flight-- 226 00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:29,027 Okay, who else wants coffee 'cause I'm not gonna make two trips 227 00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:32,863 Wow, I gotta say... Red-eye flight to London 228 00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:36,063 I wouldn't have expected you to be all gussied up, you know? 229 00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:39,671 I would have figured you for sweats 230 00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:44,620 I guess I've changed 231 00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,881 So have you 232 00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:53,278 You just became the first Jew to say the word "gussied." 233 00:13:57,233 --> 00:14:06,700 I was... scared that it was going to be weird, seeing you, you know... It's not 234 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:12,403 I know. I'm just relieved that after all this time, we can just be normal 235 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:14,045 I know 236 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:27,525 Okay. The coast is clear 237 00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:31,119 Now. You go find Karen and do whatever you need to do to get your job back 238 00:14:31,119 --> 00:14:32,716 and I'll distract Leni 239 00:14:32,716 --> 00:14:35,143 Oh, it's a great plan Like Ocean's Eleven 240 00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:37,868 If only I looked like Julia Roberts 241 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:40,196 Ya don't 242 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:53,800 Yes, mum? Oh, look It's the little 'armonica blower 243 00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:59,365 Ready for his ass-kicking and right on sched-- time 244 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,593 You're gonna have to catch me first Scary Poppins! 245 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,282 Excuse me... Can I-- 246 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,421 Ma'am, please take your seat until beverage service is complete 247 00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:09,709 Oh, it's you 248 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:13,564 What are you doing? You know what? I don't care. Give me a white wine 249 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,281 $5.00 250 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,826 Ginger ale 251 00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:21,143 You have no idea what I have been through since I smuggled you into first class 252 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:23,660 I got into a relationship I broke up a relationship 253 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:26,464 somehow I became a flight attendant everybody wants headsets 254 00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,508 and of course they only have twenties 255 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:32,463 So, you better tell me that you at least had a decent conversation with Leo 256 00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:33,958 I slept with him 257 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,350 My God you are a gay man 258 00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:40,707 Who does this mean? 259 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:45,008 It means... It was nice 260 00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:46,983 Nice? 261 00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:49,608 Yeah, it was nice to have one moment with Leo 262 00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:54,267 that wasn't wierd or complicated or uncomfortable 263 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,545 there's that damn kosher meal again It's not on any of my lists 264 00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,743 So, are you okay? 265 00:16:06,743 --> 00:16:11,142 Yeah Yeah, I think I am 266 00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:16,086 I mean, I wish I could have those last few hours all the time 267 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,343 But Leo's always gonna be the guy who's flying off somewhere 268 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:24,399 And that's okay... As long as I'm not the one at home waitin' 269 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,206 - Sweetie--? - No, it's good. It's good 270 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:35,311 Most people never get any closure I got hot closure 271 00:16:36,544 --> 00:16:39,242 Well, I'm happy for you 272 00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:42,000 You washed your hands, right? 273 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,768 Hello, Miss Karen 274 00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:50,688 Rosario! What are you doing here? 275 00:16:50,688 --> 00:16:54,605 I fired you months ago! And besides, I didn't do this-- 276 00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:02,063 God, I miss that sound 277 00:17:03,235 --> 00:17:06,786 I came to apologize and to ask for my job back 278 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:10,746 I'm sorry I have a new maid now 279 00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:15,000 and she is an elegant distinguished woman 280 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,303 Fire that psycho! 281 00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:21,789 She is not a psycho 282 00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:23,304 You listen to me, lady-- 283 00:17:23,304 --> 00:17:27,801 You know what? I don't have to listen to you, you Mexican nesting doll 284 00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:31,258 - How dare you talk to me like that! - You waste of space! You leave more 285 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,079 - hair in the tub than you clean out it! - I don't take this from garbage from you! 286 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:35,012 - I could shove a dust rag up a baboon's ass / - You are a nasty, disgusting pig! 287 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:39,999 and he'd do a better job than you, you big armadillo! 288 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,000 God, I missed you so much! 289 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,043 I missed you too, mommy! 290 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:52,628 Aqua Velva and garlic 291 00:17:54,665 --> 00:17:56,764 Smells like home 292 00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:58,948 I shaved 293 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:03,463 Okay. Nine hours until Billy Elliot 294 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:06,889 That gives us eight hours to sleep and one hour to find a Burger King 295 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,526 There it is 296 00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:09,503 Perfect 297 00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:10,359 Grace 298 00:18:11,108 --> 00:18:12,715 Hi 299 00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:15,189 Hullo, Will. Enjoying your holiday? 300 00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,583 That's cute 301 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,981 Hullo, Leo 302 00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,382 What are you doing? You sound ridiculous 303 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:22,807 Okay... 304 00:18:25,144 --> 00:18:26,634 I thought you had a plane to catch 305 00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:30,026 Decided not to I thought we could see London together 306 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,630 Really? 307 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,543 Yeah, we always said we were gonna do that. What do you think? 308 00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:37,749 Um... Yeah... Yeah I'd like that 309 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:42,841 Great, I'll-- I'll change my ticket and I'll leave tomorrow 310 00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,827 Oh. Right Tomorrow 311 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,161 Wait. You know what? Don't. Don't change your flight 312 00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:53,461 Why? 313 00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:59,990 Will and I have a lot planned, and um... I just think it's better this way 314 00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:04,345 So... I don't really know where this leaves us 315 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:09,422 I guess... I guess it leaves us where we were before the flight 316 00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:12,343 I'm moving on with my life... 317 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:14,947 And I probably should, too... 318 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:23,108 But thank you... for a wonderful flight 319 00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:30,676 So, I, guess this is it 320 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,590 Goodbye, Grace 321 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,106 At least you got to say goodbye 322 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:52,954 You know what? I don't think I'll ever be able to say goodbye 323 00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:04,990 Oh, Jackie. Great news, Jackie I've got my little Rosie back 324 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,943 Now the only problem is Leni 325 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:10,309 Honey, would you be a dear and fire her for me? 326 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:13,589 Okay 327 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:17,646 But I'm gonna need a heavy, blunt object 328 00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,862 Fine. Rosie go with him 25765

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