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Well, thank you
That's terrific. Okay
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Hey, the Griddle Cafe just donated
a brunch to my charity auction
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That oughta go like--
Well, like hotcakes
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This auction looks great
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Oh, a gay cruise to Key West!
I want that
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Who am I kidding?
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A boat full of hot gay guys
and an open bar...
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I might as well put on
a bathing suit and start crying now
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What's going on, Will?
Que pasta?
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Oh, my charity's putting
on an autumn carnival
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and I'm in charge
of the live auction
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All right
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I see what you're trying to do
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You want me to donate a dinner
with Jack McFarland, host of Jack Talk
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Nice try
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But, yes
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Why not. I've got a $200 dinner
at the Gotham Bar and Grill
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I'll just make it
the Gotham Bar and Girl
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You're welcome
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So, Honey, Malcolm and I are really
excited to go to your autumn carnival
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Oh, and, uh, by the way
if you talk to Stan
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I'm at the Star Trek convention
in Anaheim until Monday morning
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Wait, you're still
seeing Malcolm?
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I thought you were gonna break up with
him now that you're back with Stan?
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Honey, I know, but I can't
He's such a sweet man and...
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Well, you know me
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If there's one thing I can not do
it is hurt another person's feelings
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That is so true, Karen
You do have a kind heart
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I'm sorry, honey
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I don't what it is, but your faggy little
voice is just going right through me today
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Hi, Grace
Nice wrap dress
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That Diane von Furstenberg
really knows a woman's body
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Vivian Westwood
she'd look good on you, too
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I'm sorry, when did
we become girlfriends?
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Grace, can I ask your advice?
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I'd like to come up with something
really special that I could do for Karen
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To show her how much
she means to me
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And I was thinking of having her name
tattooed on my chest, right here
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nip to nip
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Yeaah.... I wouldn't do that
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Why not? Because they're uneven?
Because I'm cool with it being diagonal
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Yeaah.... I still wouldn't do it
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Why not?
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I shouldn't say
It's between you and Karen
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- Grace, what are you talking about?
- Nothing. I really don't know--
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Grace. You know something
and you're going to tell me
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I am skilled in many
forms of interrogation
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including physical torture,
sleep deprivation
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- and Jewish guilt
- Okay
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Karen's back with Stan
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They worked things out and
now she's seeing the both of you
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Wow
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Well, why wouldn't
she tell me herself?
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I thought she cared about me
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Just yesterday,
we did it, like, 50 times
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She does care about you
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Really, 50?
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God, she types up one memo
and she needs a nap
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Thank you, Grace
But I think I need to be alone
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Please go
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This is kind of my office
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I said go
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Hi. Autumn carnival
benefitting Project Angel Food
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Or in your case
Project Angel Tush
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Will, America doesn't like to
think of you as sexual
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On your left, ladies
On your left
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Rosie? What are you doing here?
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Well, since Miss Karen fired me
I've been barbacking in this dump
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Well, Rosie, that looks heavy
let me help you
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So, Rosie, how's the crowd?
Am I, like, the biggest star in the room?
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Probably. It's either you, or that twink
who fell down a hole in the '80s
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Baby Glenn? Wow
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He spent three days in that hole
I remember watching his rescue on TV
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Oh, yeah
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For weeks after that
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I would dress Malibu Ken
up as a fireman get in the hamper
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and have my mother lower
him down on a piece of string
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Sometimes I do blame the parents
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So Baby Glenn is gay
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Yeah, they did a story on "Homo Extra"
I think they called it
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Baby Glenn Out of One Hole
and Into Another
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Which I just got
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Hey, you should get him
for your auction
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You need another celebrity
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I can't carry the whole
gay community on my back
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Though I admire you for trying
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I just-- I don't know how star-studded
I want this thing to be, I mean, you know
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do I want one person
no one's heard of, or two?
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Maybe I should date him
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When a celebrity dates a celebrity
their fame multiplies
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I must talk to this Baby Glenn
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Well you're in luck
'cause here he comes
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Back away. It's a very delicate dance
this pas-de-deux of the elite
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I must finesse what I'm going to say
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I host a gay talk show
I fell in a hole
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- Wanna date?
- Sure / Ok
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'Sup. Baby Glenn
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Oh, you still go by "Baby" Glenn?
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yeah
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You sorta have to stick
with the name
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you've got once you become
internationally famous. so...
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Are you that famous?
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I think people mostly knew you
that week you tripped
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Uh, lover, my friend here would like to
auction you off at his event
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Sure. I'll do it
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Baby Jessica's doing The View
and I've gotta keep up with that bitch
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Hey, Karen
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Don't you "Hey, Karen" me
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You just had to stick your nose job
where it didn't belong, didn't you?
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I'm sorry, Karen
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but Malcolm has the right
to know that you're back with Stan
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Oh yeah? Well, we had a big fight
I had to break up with him
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He was devastated
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But, I think we left it in a good place
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Jump out of all the moving taxis
you want to, Karen
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The argument isn't over
till I say it's over
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Why did you break up with me?
And just before the autumn carnival
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Don't you see?
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This is exactly the kind
of confrontation
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I was trying to avoid
when I threw myself onto 8th Avenue
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Malcolm, can't you just
go by yourself?
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I can't go to the carnival
without a woman
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The gays would be
all over a bear like me
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Besides, it's pathetic going alone
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I'm going alone
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Aren't you aggressive?
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I'd love to go with you
Pick me up at 8:00
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And if I'm still getting ready
have a drink with my house mates
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Okay, that's crazy
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What? A government agent can't live
with two waitresses and a law student?
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Karen, I don't want to
go with Malcolm
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Oh, come on, honey, please
You owe it to him
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And besides it would mean so much
Malcolm lives for a good carnival
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The whole gang knows that
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What gang?
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You, me, Will, Jack, Kenickie
Frenchy, Putzie. The gang
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Hey, Wilma
Nice Autumn Carnival
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This is a wonderful thing
you're doing for charity
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Yeah, whatever. I'm just hoping
to get a boyfriend out of all this
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Hello, Miss Karen
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Well, if it isn't
the bearded lady herself
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Don't I need a ticket to gape
at you in awe and repulsion
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I wouldn't talk, lady
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I'm the person who used to
pluck your chin hairs
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If it weren't for me
you'd look like ZZ Top
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I wouldn't stand so close
to the carnival games if I were you
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Someone might take you home
thinking they won a giant Shrek doll
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So, this is my first big
event as a public figure
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and I'm not quite sure how to act
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Like, how do I treat people...
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how do I pose for pictures...
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how do I feel about
the war in Azkaban
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Just remember
We're better than everyone else, okay?
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For flip's sake, I'm Baby frickin' Glenn
And you're Jack frickin' Garland
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It's McFarland
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Yeah, you're Jack Farland
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It's McFarland. Geez
what do you still have dirt in your ears?
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Uh, guys..
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Excuse me, uh..
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What in the hell do you think
you're doing here?
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This is a storage room
for beverages
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Uh, maybe in your fantasy
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but this is our dressing room
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And quite frankly
we're not happy about it
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I know. I got your list of demands
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A chocolate fountain
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A pony
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And to live forever
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Now, this place needs
to be room of refuge
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You know, for when we're on break
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What break?
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- From performing
- You're not performing
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I know, we're on break
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Guys, all you have to do
is stand on stage
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while unsuspecting people
bid on you, Okay?
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Now, I got to start this auction
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Where's the microphone?
I left it right here
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Yeah, I took it
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I thought it was part of my gift bag
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There are no gift bags, okay?!
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You each get one can of Fanta
That's it
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This is ridiculous
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We can not have this kind of
stress before we go on
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- Yeah...
- You are not "going on"!
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Neither one of you is a celebrity. Okay?
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"Baby" Glenn. I mean, you weren't even
a baby when you fell in that hole
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You were twelve years old!
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They just called you a baby because
you cried for three straight days!
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Well... Somebody's jealous
they didn't get stuck in a hole
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That's what I got from that
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How dare you...
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talk to my boyfriend like that
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You're lucky we even showed up
to your piece of crap event
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Do you know that man opened
over 20 grocery stores?
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You respect him
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Well, you're right. You know
when you hear "Baby Glenn,"
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you do think
"Hey, I've heard of him."
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But, Jack... you host a local gay talk show
whose timeslot is between
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nine hours of "The Golden Girls"
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and six queens standing in front of
a rainbow flag singing
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"Oh, gays can you see."
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You are a jealous, bitter queen
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You can't stand that I am somebody
and you are nobody
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I shouldn't even be having
this conversation
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It is beneath my dignity
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Now, if you'll excuse me
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I'm gonna take my free fan of canta
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and go clean
the llama poop off my shoe
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Cotton candy!
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Once at a fair in junior high
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this kid dared me to eat, like
ten sticks of this stuff
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I got pretty far, and then bleh..
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All over my face and my clothes and..
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Oh, then I had my first kiss...
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You are a real charmer
Grace Adler
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Thank you for coming
on this date with me
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Sure. It was my pleasure
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Hold my pocket
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What?
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I like when my girls do that
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No. I'm not gonna
hold your pocket
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You're my girl
You'll hold my pocket
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And now for one of
our featured items
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A dinner with everyone's favorite clumsy
lovable pre-teen from the 80s
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You loved him in the hole
you'll love him at Bagel Nosh
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Baby Glenn
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Thank you
"Help, help, I'm in a hole!"
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They know the underpants
stay on, right?
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What should
we start the bidding at?
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Thousand
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I don't think you're gonna
go for a thousand
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- A thousand!
- What? A thousand?
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- 1100!
- 1100? Wow. Okay
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Going once, going twice
Sold! 1100!
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00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:47,978
Wow. That's even more than we raised
at the hands across my hole benefit
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00:13:49,415 --> 00:13:52,771
Karen. I need to talk to you
Malcolm's a mess
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He's made me his girlfriend
He wants me to hold his pocket
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00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,500
You've got to fix this
Go talk to him
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00:13:58,986 --> 00:14:01,398
And hurt him again?
Honey, I can't!
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00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:03,879
Oh, Karen
You are the same woman
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who blindfolded Rosie gave her a stick
and told her a beehive was a piata
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00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:17,738
Some good came from that
We learned she was allergic
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All right, I'll do it
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Ladies and gentlemen,
next you'll be bidding on dinner
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with the host of Out TV's critically...
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acknowledged show
"Jack Talk"... Jack McFarland
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When you see how famous I am
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you will rue McClanahan
the day you doubted me
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00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,751
You got a booger
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I'm gonna start
the bidding at 100 dollars
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Anybody, 100 dollars
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00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:53,304
They know the underpants
come off, right?
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Folks, dinner with Jack McFarland?
100 dollars?
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The meal itself is worth 200, so you're
gonna come out okay on this one
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You'll be helping needy people
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00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:16,075
Forget it, Will. You were right
Nobody knows who I am
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00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:18,778
Wait, wait wait..
I have an opening bid of $100!
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Oh! 200! 200, do I hear 250?
500! Jack! Did you hear that gasp?
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00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:25,421
No, I did not
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I have 500 dollars
6, 7, 8, 9!
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I have a thousand dollars!
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11 hundred-- 12, 13, 14
15 hundred dollars!
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Sold for 15 hundred dollars!
Thank you, sir!
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00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:45,842
Oh, my God, auctions
are so exciting!
282
00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:48,375
The hands went up so fast
I didn't see 'em!
283
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,301
Did you talk to Malcolm?
How did it go?
284
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,378
Perfect. We're getting back together
285
00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,544
He's taking me to Cancun for a week
286
00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:59,225
Maybe I'll take some jeans
and trade 'em for a new maid
287
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:03,464
Karen, I know you don't want to hurt him
but you're hurting him by lying to him
288
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:04,831
- Here he comes!
- Break up with him
289
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,695
- I'm scared!
- I'll be right here, no matter what
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- Thanks
- Oh, funnel cake
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00:16:11,151 --> 00:16:13,105
$2.50?!
292
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:17,554
Hey, baby. Look what I won you
Isn't it cute?
293
00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:20,359
You can put it next to the bed
stuff a camera inside it
294
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:23,459
and record us while we're doing it
295
00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:27,014
Malcolm, you're making it hard
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00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:29,877
Whoa, let's wait until
the camera's inside the bear
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00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,759
It's.. it's just that..
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00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:38,870
Excuse me
I have to take this
299
00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:41,063
This is Ren
300
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:44,419
That's my real name
I'll explain it later
301
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,434
Was it code red or code green?
302
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,595
Well, How am I supposed
to know what to wear?
303
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,469
Well, what are you wearing
304
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,711
Great, we're going to look like twins
305
00:16:54,711 --> 00:16:56,077
Okay, let's review the mission
306
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:58,900
Sri Lanka, 1100 hours, Singapore Airlines
I call the window seat
307
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,652
I called it first. Goodbye
308
00:17:04,977 --> 00:17:08,531
I'm sorry, but I have to go, to...
New Hampshire
309
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,302
For jury duty
310
00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:15,336
I'm gonna be gone
for 6 to 18 months
311
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:20,151
Wait a minute
You're from New Hampshire?
312
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:23,396
I'm sorry, Karen, I know
it's not fair to ask you to wait
313
00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:25,714
So I'm going to have to
break up with you
314
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,071
Goodbye, baby
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00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:34,813
Malcolm?
316
00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:36,592
Yes?
317
00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:38,542
Sailboats and sunsets?
318
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:42,015
Sailboats and sunsets, baby
319
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:49,466
So romantic
What does that mean?
320
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:54,633
It's too complicated to explain...
321
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:58,437
He nailed me on
a windjammer at 6:17 PM
322
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,638
That was complicated
323
00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:15,574
Thanks for taking
the time to explain it
324
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:23,814
You know, Grace, I know I did
the right thing, but I'm sad to see him go
325
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:27,864
You know what always
makes me feel better?
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00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,252
What's that?
327
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,814
Funnel cake
328
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:35,696
Honey, can I have some?
329
00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,896
Yeah, the stand's right over there
330
00:18:44,036 --> 00:18:48,261
Hey, there's the 1500 dollar man
Pretty great, right?
331
00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:51,904
I know no one was bidding
on me, Will
332
00:18:51,904 --> 00:18:55,698
Just when I thought I was famous
it got ripped away
333
00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:59,434
I feel like Terri Hatcher
six years ago
334
00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:08,464
And Terri Hatcher
six years from now
335
00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:14,575
You're wrong, Jack. Somebody
did bid on you, I have his check right here
336
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,033
Who?
337
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:17,814
Me
338
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,055
You have Care Bears
on your checks
339
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,670
I thought they were polar bears
when I ordered them
340
00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:34,091
I don't get it
Why would you bid on me?
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00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:37,097
Because years from know
I want to be able to say
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00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:39,959
"I knew him when..."
And look what you've done, Jack
343
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:46,177
You went from Just Jack! to Jack 2001!
to Jack 2002! to Jack Talk!
344
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,697
I mean, your hands
have never been out of work
345
00:19:51,132 --> 00:19:54,772
- Maybe I have done okay
- "Okay"?
346
00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:59,617
You're on your way, You're passionate
you're driven, you work hard
347
00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:01,841
I know it's going to happen for you
348
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:04,538
Thank you, Will
I love you
349
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,917
I love you, too
350
00:20:09,223 --> 00:20:13,015
So, that's why you bought the dinner?
You are unbelievable!
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00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,516
Do not watch my ass as I leave
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00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,594
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