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Hey, my life is so much richer
since I started
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delivering meals for Project Angel Food
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I'm a good person
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I don't say that enough
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Ugh. Bringing food to old, home-bound
people, Depressing
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Yeah. It's tough to see
their faces light up
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when they realize
they're gonna eat that day
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I love being home-bound
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Or going to his place
and being bound
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Either way, you do get hungry
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You know, Will, I used to deliver
paper bags to elderly peoples' doors
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Of course they were filled with poo
and I'd set 'em on fire
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So, you'll be home by seven
though, right?
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- For what?
- "For what"?
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Rob and Ellen, Joe and Larry
are coming over
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for the Tenth Annual Game
Night Spectucular
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Wow
Ten years of game night
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What a milestone
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Maybe you should celebrate
with a suicide pact
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Thank God I have plans
with Malcolm tonight
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Malcolm? I can't wait 'til
Malcolm is your Malcolm-ex
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Jackie, why don't you like him?
The man is a doll
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If dolls spoke seven languages
and and enormous genitalia
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I would like that doll
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I'll take it when you're done with it
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I'm sorry, Karen
I do not like this man
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I do not like him in your house
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I do not like him in your blouse
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I'm sorry, I'm really engrossed
in this novel right now
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Jackie, just come a-shoppin' with us
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Come on, I know that you'll like Malcolm
if you just spend some more time with him
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And besides... Honey, your opinion
means so much to me
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Really? 'Cause sometimes I worry
you only think of me as a trained monkey
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who only hops around
for your amusement
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That's nonsense
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- Now come on
- Alright
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Oh, and if you like him,
clang your cymbals once
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Okay, I think that's everybody
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A kosher meal for Lou,
a low sodium for Freida...
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Wait a minute. Am I missing one?
Where's--
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Grace!
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You're eating Clyde's meal!
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Well, I hope he has a salt shaker
because this crap is bland
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Actually...
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this works out great. It gives me
an excuse to go to Dean & Deluca
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and get Clyde the lobster
salad he loves so much
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All you talk about is Clyde lately
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What, do you love him?
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I sorta do
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He's--He's witty and smart
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He's the kind of gay man
I'd like to be when I'm older
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You know, except without the farting
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Jack, I am so happy we're getting
to know each other better
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I was so afraid that when I helped
Stanley fake his own death
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then brought him back here for
a long-awaited reunion with his ex-wife
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then fell in love with her and
started dating her myself
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her friends would have
trouble accepting me
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Well, it's nothing we haven't
all been through before
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You know, Jack, I know two ways
to get a guy to call me friend
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One is to attach his nipples
to a car battery
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And the other is to buy
him a fine Italian suit
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Do I have to choose?
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Jackie, this is exactly the side of
Malcolm that I wanted you to see
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The playful, torturey side
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Hang on, that guy's looking at a shirt
that would look great on you
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and I can't let that happen
Hey! Hey!
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Ooh, isn't he cute?
And he's a real man's man
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Oh, I love to watch his strong
rough fingers unbuttoning my nighty
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Oh. You know, it's a wonder
he can even get it over his head
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Yeah, he's nice
yes, he's good looking
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and yes, he smells like baby powder
and Greek salad
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- but there's one little thing
- What's that, honey?
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He's not Stan!
You belong with Stan!
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Gosh, I hope you like this
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'Cause it just cost that guy
a little piece of his tongue
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- Hi guys!
- Hi! / - Hi!
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Did you come together?
No, we met on the elevator
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Did you know our kids
are in the same kindergarten class?
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Isn't that funny?
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Is it?
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Anyway. Welcome to the Tenth
Anniversary Game Night Spectacular!
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Where are Rob and Joe?
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Uh, Joe couldn't come
Our babysitter canceled
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Our babysitter canceled, too!
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- Isn't that funny?!
- That is so funny! / - Oh, my God!
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I don't think you're using that word right
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Okay, so no Rob and no Joe
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That's okay, 'cause
they're weak players
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they never add anything
to the evening anyway
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They're our husbands
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- Yeah, but they're duds
- That's true
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Okay, so tonight will be
an all-star game
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You guys against me and Will
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At least we still have an even number
Isn't that funny?
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Hey, everybody
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Slight change in the guest list
All the way from 1933, my friend Clyde!
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Hello
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Lord, it's kind of damp in here
I was afraid of that
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- Hi / - Hello there
- Nice to meet you
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You must be Grace
My, you're beautiful
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- Uh
- no, no. I'm Grace
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Ah
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Hello
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- Uh, Will, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Sure
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Oh, uh, Clyde
can I get you anything?
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Oh, just some Tiger Balm
and a clear path to the rest room
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What is he doing here?
He's an odd number
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Who needs a little company
And compassion
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This is what I do now, Grace
I give I help, I make a difference
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It's kind of who I am now
I'm--
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I'm Charity Will
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Ok, yeah, I get what you're doing, and, um
the new name is cute
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but do you think you can
stick your friend in the closet
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and tell him he's in
Heaven's coatroom?
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Grace, don't worry
He's not even gonna play
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Hey, Clyde! Are you excited
being the score keeper
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for the tenth anniversary game
night spectacular?
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Score keeper?
I'll need a whistle and a gun
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How 'bout a pencil and the back
of this take out menu
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Well, I'll make due
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Now, what are the rules?
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Oh, know what? You don't even need to
know the rules, since you're not playing
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Yeah, but it might be more
fun for him if he did know
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Here's how you play Celebrity
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You take a slip out of the bowl
and then you try to describe it
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Oh, I get it
So, I'd say something like
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"It's yellow, it's rectangular
and it's folded"
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Goh!
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Karen, you and Stan were married
You can't say that doesn't mean anything
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Oh, Jackie, you just think that marriage is
sacred because it's legally denied you
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Honey, Stanley betrayed me
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First by cheating, and then
by faking his own death
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No, no, no! I am done with him!
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Well, he's not done with you
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He's sorry, he loves you
and he wants you back
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How do you know?
Because he told me yesterday
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You saw Stanley?
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No, he called me because you
won't take any of his calls
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You're damned right I won't! I never want
to hear that high-pitched voice again!
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I'm meeting him later at his health club
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I think it's called New York Health
and Fatness, or something
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So, Karen, come with me
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No. I won't
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I'm seeing Malcolm now. I want you to
accept that and bless our union
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I can't do that
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- Bless it!
- No!
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- Bless it!
- No!
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- Achoo!
- Bless you
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- Ha ha ha!
- Oh!
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Can I get you something
to drink before we start?
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Oh, sure. Sure
But what?
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Let me think....
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- Water?
- No
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- Tea
- No
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Coffee? Soda?
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Juice? Beer?
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- Tang?
- Yes!
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Tang would be nice
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Gosh, I'm sorry
I ran out of Tang
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When I was seven
Um...
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Never mind
Let's get on with the game
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Okay! Okay, great. Alright
These are the teams
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Me and Will
Ellen and Larry
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- Ready?
- Oh...
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What's the matter?
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Well, your little guessing game
sounds like so much fun
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I sure wish I was playin'
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- And you shall
- He shan't. He can't
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Because he, uh, you know
he doesn't have a partner
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Grace...
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Why you don't you be
partners with Clyde?
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- I got Will!
- Wait, no!
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Uh-oh. Sounds like
I'm not a very popular partner
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No. No, no, no, that's not it
it's-- It's just that, um
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I would just feel horrible if my
my dear friend Ellen had to sit out
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Oh, I don't mind
I think I'm gonna enjoy this
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Okay! Well, uh, Grace
Clyde. You're up
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Thanks a lot. Now it's a tenth
anniversary suck-tacular
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Give him a chance
He might be great at this
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And, go!
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Oh, good. Good, good, good
Okay, this is an easy one
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Um, trashy pop singer
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- She pees in gas stations
- Oh, this is an easy one!
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Lola Falana
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Oops, I did it again
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Oh, that's alright, Grace
Just open a window
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Uh, okay, famous for nothing
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- Carmen Electra
- Yes
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Ok, if I ever see your face again
I'll shoot myself
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- Paris Hilton
- The other one
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- Lindsay Lohan
- The other one
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- Tom Cruise!
- Yes!
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Time! That's Time!
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- How many did they get?
- Eight
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- Is that more than we got?
- It's eight more
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Oh, hello, Stan
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It's good to see you again
You're looking fantastic
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I, uh-- Whoops!
That's still you, Okay
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sorry, Didn't see you there. And--
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Oops! And there's more
Okay
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Wow. It has been two years, and so
much has happened in your life
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My mind is just reeling
with questions. Like, um...
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Have you seen my new
talk show? And...
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Can you tell my tan is
fake on the air?
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Oh, weeknights, 4 AM
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Mm-hmm, yeah
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Well, give it a little look-see
and let me know if I'm too orange
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Anyway, Karen and I got into
a really big fight
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I tried to convince her to get back
together with you again
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and now she doesn't want to
see either of us
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You brought your harmonica
Oh, I don't feel like--
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Don't know why...
There's no sun up in the sky--
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Jack, you and I need to--
Oh, I'm sorry
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Are you in the middle of a number?
I can come back
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What are you doing here?
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And you look ridiculous
with your towel tied like that
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Jack, I didn't come here to threaten you
into blessing my relationship with Karen
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Even though I could revoke your passport
put your name on a watchlist
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and have your cable cut off right before
the Tonys for the rest of your life
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But I came here to see Stanley
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Hello, Stanley. I'm sure you've heard
all about Karen and I
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Karen and me. I stand corrected
I always get that wrong
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You know, I always mix up
"was" and "were"
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Yeah, I have to sing "If I Were a Rich Man"
to get it right
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Or is it "was"? Ugh
that is so hard for I
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Stanley, I know that this is
all a little.. / Uh, whoops, he's..
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- I know that this is all..
- A little more..
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You know what, Ellen, I feel badly that
you haven't even had a turn yet
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So, why don't you play with Clyde
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm having fun
In fact...
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I'm gonna put Rob on the phone
so he can listen
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Tell him I'll e-mail him some of
these great pictures I'm getting
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Okay. Grace and Clyde are up again
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And Grace, try to focus. Okay?
You're slowing my boy down
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- Flip the timer or I'll shove it up your--
- Go
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Oh, I know this one
He was in the film Titanic
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- Leonardo DiCaprio!
- Oh, no, no. The lead
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- Yes, Leonardo DiCaprio
- No, think!
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The poor blond boy
who froze in the water
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Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm positive
It's Leonardo DiCaprio! / Time
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Tom Hanks!
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Tom Hanks? / Ooh-hoo, I bet you're
the one who feels stupid now
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- Anyway--
- No, not anyway!
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Tom Hanks?
Tom Hanks!
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He could-- could have said Big
or Splash, or Forrest Frickin' Gumpp!
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00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,538
You know what? I have really tried
to be a good sport tonight
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I sat quietly by even though you
had no idea who Eminem was
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and you didn't even
know the candy!
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But I am done! I am done with game night!
Maybe forever!
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Thanks a lot, Clyde!!
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Hey, Grace
Say cheese
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Motherf..
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- Can I see you in the kitchen, please!
- No
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Oh! Ow, ow, hair!
Hair! Hair, hair, hair!
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How could you say that to Clyde?
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How could you make me
play with him all night?
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- Ow! / - Ow!
- Ow!
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Ow! Let go!
You let go!
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Alright...
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count of three. Ok
One, two, three
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Ow!
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Would it have killed you
to be a little nice to him?
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What is wrong with you?
You have not been this obsessed
281
00:15:16,094 --> 00:15:20,606
with a gray-haired man since
you discovered Anderson Cooper!
282
00:15:22,177 --> 00:15:24,718
He is a lovely, old gay man
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00:15:24,718 --> 00:15:29,226
And when I am his age and living alone in
a crummy apartment with a 19-year-old cat
284
00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:34,491
who is either really sleepy or long dead
I hope that someone will be kind to me
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00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:39,592
Wait a minute. Wait a minute You think--
You think you're gonna be Clyde?
286
00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:42,872
- Is that what this is all about?
- How do you know that I won't?
287
00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:51,546
I... I saw this old photo of him on a beach
It could have been me
288
00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:55,265
Except for the Korean War
going on in the background
289
00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:05,537
Will. That's absurd
You're not Clyde
290
00:16:05,537 --> 00:16:09,781
There is no way that
you will ever age that well
291
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:18,779
And there's another reason
why you're not him
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00:16:20,816 --> 00:16:23,050
- 'Cause I'll have you?
- That's right
293
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,447
And I ain't going anywhere
So you got it?
294
00:16:26,447 --> 00:16:30,595
You will never be a lonely
old gay man like Clyde
295
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Uh, excuse me
296
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I'm so sorry
For everything
297
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:41,538
I, I was wrong to assume
that you're lonely
298
00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:47,528
Oh, I'm lonely. Heck, I leave my door
unlocked in hopes of getting robbed
299
00:16:48,336 --> 00:16:50,392
But I'm not gay
300
00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:56,999
- You're not? / - No, I was married once...
to a beautiful doctor
301
00:16:56,999 --> 00:17:02,324
She, uh, travelled a lot to work, and
when she had an affair with a colleague
302
00:17:02,324 --> 00:17:06,322
I-- I ended it
I've been alone ever since
303
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:10,148
Wow. He's really not me
304
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,362
He's you, Grace!
305
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,498
Did you hear that, Rob?
He's Grace!
306
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,314
- That's crazy!
- Wait a minute
307
00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:24,082
If you're not gay, why are you getting
free meals from Project Angel Food?
308
00:17:24,082 --> 00:17:27,656
- Why not? It's food and it's free
- Oh, my God. He is me!
309
00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:36,334
I have great news, baby
I talked with Stan
310
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:37,974
I told him I thought that
I was a better man
311
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,423
for you than he is
And he said, "Okay"
312
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,862
He did?
313
00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:46,901
I promise you I'll never fake my death
314
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:51,238
When I kill myself
it's gonna be for real
315
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,636
And I'm gonna take you with me
316
00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,215
That's so romantic
317
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:05,246
- Is that true, Jackie?
- He did
318
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:07,252
I remember
'cause right after he said it
319
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,945
we discovered an Asian man
trapped underneath him
320
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,551
So, you're okay now
with me and mama?
321
00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:23,373
Sure. If Stan wants you to have her
then you can have her. Oh...
322
00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:27,270
Listen to us talking like
she's a thing. I'm sorry
323
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,253
It's yours. Take it
You have my blessing
324
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:33,023
Baby, now there's nothing
standing in our way
325
00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:36,153
Oh, I'm so happy
darling. Hmm
326
00:18:36,153 --> 00:18:40,603
So. Stanley just let me go
without even a fight
327
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:44,402
Well. I guess everything is
just Peaches and Herb
328
00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:48,759
Alright, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna
run to the Bronx and set something on fire
329
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,692
You know, because I'm so happy!
330
00:18:56,331 --> 00:19:02,658
Hello, Stanley. Don't talk!
I have something to say
331
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:06,624
Oh, Stanley
How could you?
332
00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:10,394
Wasn't it enough that you left me?
333
00:19:10,394 --> 00:19:14,816
Wasn't it enough that I was the last one to
know that you weren't dead?
334
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:18,090
But no. No. You have the gall
335
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:23,677
to just let me go without even a fight
You fleshy bastard
336
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:31,412
You're ready to toss me aside like some
meaningless fling, or unattractive baby
337
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:35,183
How dare you
338
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:39,617
Goodbye, Stanley
After what you've done
339
00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:42,543
there is nothing you could
say that would ever win me back
340
00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,553
Oh, Stanley
341
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,689
Oh, Stanley!
342
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,716
Ow, turkey leg!
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