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Can you believe this?
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Now they're saying chewing
tobacco's bad for you
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Now?
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What are you reading?
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Sunset Magazine from 1982?
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Stole it from the doctor's office
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You make me wait
I take something
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Yeah, well, that would explain the model
of a uterus on your credenza
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Since when do you care
about chewing tobacco?
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I was thinking of taking it up
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I like a light buzz and I like to spit
It just makes sense
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Hi, Grace
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Will
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Would you say
I have a swimmer's body?
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Unless it's in a trunk
in your closet, I'd say no
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Oh, hey, Jane Fonda has an
exercise video coming out
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They're opening a new
pool at the gym, Will
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Come on
you should come with
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It's full of cuties
It's like a hot guy soup
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Well, except between 12:00 and 1:00
when Paul Sorvino does laps
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I don't really like to swim
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Ugh, I never swim in pools
They're filled with pee
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That's ridiculous
It's an adult gym
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- Adults don't pee in the pool
- Okay
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- Come on, Will, it'll be fun
- I don't want to, okay?
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Wait a minute...
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I've known you for 17 years
I don't think I've ever seen you swim
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I don't think I've ever seen
you swim either
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- Oh my God!
- It's no big deal, okay?
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- I just ever learned..
- You've got a hairpiece!
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I don't know to swim, okay?
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How... How do I not know that?
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I had a traumatic experience
when I was a kid
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I fell in the neighbor's pool
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And my mom couldn't jump in,
'cause...
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'Cause she just got her hair done
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So stuck out her foot
but her mule came off in my hand
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Finally, she leaned over to pull me out
spilled her Manhattan my eyes
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and said, "Oh, I give up."
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William Truman!
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You are a 57-year-old man!
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You should learn to swim
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You know what? I should
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You're right, it's the time in my life
where I should be facing up to my fears
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I'm gonna swim,
I'm gonna drink out a public fountain
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and I'm gonna read
an Ethan Hawke novel
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Hey, J
Hey, Wag
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Wag?
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Will and Grace: WaG
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Just glad my name isn't Frank
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So, honey, guess what?
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I am setting you up on a blind date
with me and Malcolm
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So, shave what needs shaving and...
boil the rest
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I'm not really interested
in a blind date
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Come on, honey
it could be so much fun
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You should go, Grace
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It'd be good for you
to go out with a guy
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who could curl your toes
instead of your hair
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You know what?
I should
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I need some space from you gays
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Come on, Will
we're shaving my legs
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Yay! This is gonna make
my boyfriend so happy!
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Aren't you a little "mature" to be
referring to someone as your boyfriend?
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At least I can swim, jackass
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Whoo! Mmmm!
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Their passion reminds me
of a poem I once wrote
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It goes like this:
"A kiss is a key to the soul
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To the curious mind
a wonderful forever"
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Uh, a poem has to rhyme
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Like, "There once was
a man from Nantucket...
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Something, something
something, suck it"
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So you kids having a good time?
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Oh, Karen, hi
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I didn't recognize you
without Malcolm's tongue
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punching through
the back of your head
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Well, Grace, since you
like things that rhyme
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Although you are a lovely date
please excuse me while I urinate
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You know, Grace, I do hope
we're sitting in the smoking section
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because the sparks are flying
between you and the D man
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Swimming fact, "Speedo" is French
for "maximum package exposure"
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So, uh, where's my
swimming instructor?
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Uh, I'll give you a hint
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He's the sexiest guy in the room
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Okay? And it's me, all right?
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Oh! See you later
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Wait a minute
where are you going?
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I'm not letting you
teach me how to swim!
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I'd sooner catch a ride
home with Billy Joel!
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Will, I can teach you
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Just like I taught you how to trim
around your nipples so your hair
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doesn't look like crazy eyelashes
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Yeah, after you put
mascara on them!
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Did they or did they not pop?
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Come on, Will
You said you wanted to learn
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Alright, I'll do it. But promise me
you will not make me look stupid
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And jump and jump and down
And jump and jump and down
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And jump and jump and down...
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Now, that is a heck of a scallop
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Boy, it's so nice to be eating with a fork
rather than jamming it into some guy's neck
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I'm kidding!
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I'm a government accountant
Why would I kill that guy in Budapest?
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You know, I like having a couple friend
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Let's do this every Friday!
It'll be our thing
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I'm sure that traffic school
can get along without me
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Well, there's just two little
problems with that
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Um, first, it's Tuesday
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And second, I would hardly
call Dale and I couple
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Yeah, Grace hardly knows me
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Oh, that's because you're too modest
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If I were compiling a CIA file on Dale
and I'm not
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the first page would read that
Dale is a piano tuner
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with a nifty rent-controlled
apartment in Staten Island
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And from a distance two blocks, naked
he resembles a young Charles Bronson
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Um, Karen would you mind
coming to the ladies' room with me?
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- Oh, honey, I don't really have to--
- You do now
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- Excuse us
- Grace, what are you...
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Hey, you're right
Maybe I could make a little sissy
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How could you think
that this guy is right for me?
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What's wrong with him?
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He's totally wrong for me
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Ok, Grace. I am gonna
tell you something
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that I was saving for your eulogy
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You... are a snob
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I am not a snob
How could you say that?
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Every guy has a chance with me
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The unattractive, the unemployed
the "lives with mom"
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Everyone welcome
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All right. Well, all I saw was a snob
sitting there with a vinegar puss acting
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like nothing he said was
good enough for her
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Honestly, Grace
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I thought you were better than that
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Girls? D-train here has a great idea
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Dinner tomorrow night at
his place on Staten Island
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the Riviera of New York Harbor
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Did you know the Richmond
Hill landfill is the
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highest elevation
on the Eastern Seaboard?
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Yeah, you can see it
from my living room window
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Well, I think it sounds fantastic
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But I don't know if Princess Grace over
here will be up for dinner at a landfill
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Actually, it sounds wonderful
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I love a good meal
and I love a good dump
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Okay. Now, let go of the wall
and lean back and I'll support you
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You sure you got me?
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Yes, I got one hand on your head
and the other on your upper ass beard
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Okay. Wait, wait, where are you hands?
I can't feel 'em!
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- They're right here
- Put 'em back!
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Will, what is your problem?!
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Nothing, I'm fine. I just want..
I just want to go home
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And I think I swallowed a band-aid
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Will, you're being ridiculous!
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Where's my band-aid?
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Well, someone made
a scene at the pool today
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I was upset
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No, I'm talking about me
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After you left, I jumped in the pool
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without looking and ended up riding
Paul Sorvino for half a lap
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Are you okay?
You left kinda fast
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I'm fine. I'm just..
I was just scared
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Well, you're gonna do better tomorrow
I got us access to the kickboard shed
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Don't even ask me
how I pulled that off
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Let's just say I had to pull something off
Bathing suit
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Yeah, you know what?
Actually, I, uh, I decided
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I don't wanna learn to swim
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What?
Oh, don't answer that
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That might be the kickboard guy
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I gave him your number 'cause
he sounded kinda dangerous
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but I didn't wanna be rude
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- It's Will
- And Grace
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- You can call us "Wag" Get it?
- Leave a message
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- I decided was cute
- It's not
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Hi, Will, this is Adam from the pool
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Just wanted to confirm our lesson
for 6:00 tomorrow
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Remember, no checks
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Wait a minute
what was that?
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I thought you said you
were done with swimming
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I know I just said that, but..
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You said you didn't wanna
take any more lessons
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Or you didn't wanna take
them from me / Jack...
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You don't trust me
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Look, you're my best friend
and I love you
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But you're not exactly reliable
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I mean, I wanna learn from someone
that I know is gonna be there
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to pull me out of the pool
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Not someone that puts diving rings
around his neck and pretends
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he's a woman from Kenya
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But how could you think I would
ever let anything bad happen to you?
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- Jack, I do trust you
- Just not with the big things
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You know it's a real shame, Will
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Because you trusted me
with the biggest thing in your life
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and I didn't let you down then
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What are you talking about?
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You were terrified to
come out of the closet
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And who was the one who held your hand
fixed your hair, and promised you
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everything was gonna be okay?
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- You
- Yeah, that's right
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- Hey, Grace
- Hey
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You're the first one here
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Oh, Karen and Malcolm aren't here?
Did they call? Are they close?
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Yeah, any minute
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Oh, well, we're fine alone
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Did you hear a car door slam?
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Oh, oh, and..
Wow, there's the landfill
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It's very...
uh, It's very beautiful all lit up
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It's not lit up
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The hot part just broke through
the retardant foam
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Neat
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Pretty sure I didn't wanna
have kids anyway
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I'm really happy you're here, Grace
I've been looking forward to this all day
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Oh, me too
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Can you just tell me when it's 8:30?
'Cause I have to be home by 9:00
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For what?
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Oh, I have a.. a sick rabbit
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I've gotta put, uh, drops
his ears every five hours
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You know, and I just did it at...
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4:00?
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That's Malcolm and Karen
Oh, darn it
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I was gonna lay some plastic
down on the couch
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You are chewing on my
last nerve, froggy!
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You are eight feet of pain in the ass
stuffed into a four-foot sack
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How hard is it to read a map?!
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I don't need a freakin' map
to go to Staten Island!
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I think I've done that
a few hundred times!
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You take the Lincoln Tunnel to the Turnpike
hit the Verrazano, get off at Exit 11
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and go straight Victory Boulevard
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That's if you wanna go
through New Jersey, dumbbell
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Hi, Grace
Nice eye shadow
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I'm not gonna drive
all the way to Staten Island
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without picking up some sweet Jersey cider
you slack-jawed Irish moose!
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Hey, Dale
Baked you a pumpkin loaf
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Oh, thanks
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Man, am I steamed
I'm going for walk
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I'm going for a walk too
And don't you dare take Nome Avenue!
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Because I am going there
taking a left on Lewiston
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a sharp right on Richmond
and then it dead ends at Fiorelli's Pizza
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It's not a dead end, it's a T!
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Wow
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I didn't have the heart to tell her
that Fiorelli's closed down and
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that area is now pretty "gangy"
256
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:14,363
Oh, my God
I just realized...
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- This is a peace sign
- Yeah
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Wow. That is a really good chair
Where did you get it?
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Amsterdam
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Yeah, I love to travel
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Although I usually spend all my time
in the hotel watching TV
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and ordering room service
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Well, yeah
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Why else go to foreign countries?
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You can watch MTV in funny languages
and see what their Coke tastes like
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I thought was the only
one who did that
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No, I'm a huge Coke fiend
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You know, Grace...
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there is a good chance that they're not
gonna make it back alive...
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So, uh... if you wanna go
there's no hard feelings
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You know what?
Um, I'd like to stay, if that's okay
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I wish you would
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'Cause I made... "fould"
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I was trying to me it rhyme
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00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:32,536
Oh, well look who it is
Mark Spitz-in-my-face
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You here to meet
your new instructor?
277
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,855
I am, actually
I'm really excited
278
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:44,999
He's really good looking, a great teacher
And I trust him with my life
279
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:47,584
Well, where is he?
I'd like to meet him
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00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:49,624
I'm standing with him right now
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I'm not stupid, Will
You're alone
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It's you, Jack
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I'm so sorry about what I said
I was dead wrong
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- Really?
- Yes
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You've been saving my life
since day I met you
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00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:07,769
And I don't know
how I missed that
287
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:11,629
I don't either
It's clear as the face around your mole
288
00:16:13,797 --> 00:16:17,665
- Can I get another lesson?
- Sure, let's go
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00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:21,231
Oh, my God
This was so delicious
290
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,842
I've been living with
a gay guy for so long
291
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:26,308
I forgot what the skin
of a chicken tastes like
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Thank you
293
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:31,688
Yeah, once I took the
skin of a raw chicken
294
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and I rolled it in butter and breadcrumbs
fried it up and ate alone in my bathroom
295
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,478
Mister, I could really fall for you
296
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:46,530
Hey, you two!
We are back!
297
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,067
And I love this girl
298
00:16:48,737 --> 00:16:51,339
And I wuv this guy
299
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,927
Funniest darn thing. You know
the two of us, we're stubborn as mules
300
00:16:54,927 --> 00:16:57,729
So when we leave this apartment
we both make a beeline for Fiorelli's
301
00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,489
Turns out it's now
a burned-out building
302
00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:04,308
that's very important to
the Latin Kings / Yeah
303
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:09,106
So, she looks at me, I look at her
The Latin Kings look at us
304
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:10,902
And I tuck her under
my arm and off we go
305
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:13,789
Now, I told him to go
down Arden Street..
306
00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,768
And I'm thinking McKinley
must be quicker
307
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,908
But, I bit my tongue and
wouldn't you know, she was right
308
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:21,972
Let's never fight again
309
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:23,687
Make that a promise, baby
310
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:28,985
Dale, you got any Orangina?
I'm kind of in that mood
311
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,911
Uh, yeah
Except I don't have any ice
312
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,664
The water here doesn't freeze
313
00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:38,298
Although it fills you up
like a bucket of KFC
314
00:17:40,864 --> 00:17:43,887
Ah, great night
huh, honey?
315
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,203
You know, I'm having a really good time
316
00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,856
I was being a snob
317
00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:55,006
Dale is funny and sweet
and cooks with real butter
318
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,177
And I think I'm going
to see him again
319
00:17:58,423 --> 00:18:00,545
I'm proud of you, Grace
320
00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:03,510
Hey, Grace
Nice eye shadow
321
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,904
Did you ever hear Dale play the piano?
322
00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:08,249
- Uh, no. No, I haven't
- Dale?
323
00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:09,897
It's not.. it isn't gonna
be classical, is it?
324
00:18:09,897 --> 00:18:12,908
Oh, God, no
Strictly show tunes and top 20
325
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,211
Yeeee!
326
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:21,948
Oh, I love this song
327
00:18:25,697 --> 00:18:28,890
Someone to hold me too close...
328
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,168
Someone to hurt me too deep
329
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:37,358
Someone to sit in my chair
And ruin my sleep
330
00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:42,689
And make me aware of being alive
331
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,181
Being alive
332
00:18:46,181 --> 00:18:47,607
Beeeiiinn..
333
00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:52,778
What? / Ah, I just noticed the time
It's getting pretty late
334
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:54,635
It's 8:30
335
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,189
Yeah, I was kind of hoping
to be in bed by 9:00
336
00:18:58,487 --> 00:19:01,260
Wait a minute
is this because of my singing?
337
00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:06,953
Because you live in Statin Island
On a landfill
338
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:10,447
You know, I've learned
to live with the smell
339
00:19:10,447 --> 00:19:13,589
But I'll never get that
sound out of my ears
340
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:21,483
You... You're a snob
341
00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:28,512
And I can too sing
342
00:19:30,863 --> 00:19:38,854
Isn't it rich, aren't we a pair...
343
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,169
I'm sorry, Dale
I had no idea
344
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:47,186
Well, this has been such fun
345
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,185
Malcolm, darling, would you
please turn the car around?
346
00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:51,498
Why? We're turning left on Richmond
347
00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:53,295
We're turning right!
348
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,713
You know this is the deep end?
349
00:19:59,962 --> 00:20:01,914
I know
350
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,587
You'll be there
351
00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:04,730
Okay
352
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,310
One... Two... Jump!
353
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,112
See, Will
that wasn't so bad
354
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:19,766
Oh, look, you've already taught yourself
the dead man's float!
355
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,387
OOH!
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