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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,497 --> 00:00:02,646 ������ ���� DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS / 175MB 2 00:00:02,646 --> 00:00:06,418 Will & Grace 8x01 Alive And Schticking 3 00:00:06,418 --> 00:00:08,633 ��ũ ���� ������(mlitm@nate.com) 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,853 �ѱ� ���� ������(soheejin@nate.com) 5 00:00:10,853 --> 00:00:13,047 ��ũ ���� �̷̹�(hamsuter@nate.com) 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:15,303 ���� �׽�Ʈ �躴��(myiuno@nate.com) 7 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:23,219 Look, I can't see you again, Tom You're married 8 00:00:23,493 --> 00:00:25,938 I know we kissed, but that's all that happened 9 00:00:26,446 --> 00:00:28,211 Okay, that happened 10 00:00:29,388 --> 00:00:32,422 And that happened, too But only because it fell out 11 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,904 Look, we really shouldn't be talking about this, I mean it 12 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,045 Please, don't call me again 13 00:00:38,683 --> 00:00:39,798 Call me later 14 00:00:41,576 --> 00:00:44,134 Where were you last night? I have huge news! 15 00:00:44,134 --> 00:00:46,484 I was here I didn't go anywhere, I have morals 16 00:00:48,042 --> 00:00:51,038 Look, you can't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you now 17 00:00:51,477 --> 00:00:55,211 Karen's dead husband is not dead 18 00:00:59,305 --> 00:01:02,368 What? Stan's alive? 19 00:01:02,368 --> 00:01:06,373 But there was a funeral We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes 20 00:01:07,155 --> 00:01:09,996 Apparently, that was just dirt and Rice Krispies 21 00:01:11,226 --> 00:01:13,738 Oh, my god, that's unbelievable! What happened? 22 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:16,836 Remember Malcolm? The guy who recruited me for his foundation? 23 00:01:16,836 --> 00:01:18,333 It turns out he works for "big brother." 24 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:22,002 - The TV show? - No, the government! 25 00:01:22,002 --> 00:01:25,816 He staged Stan's death because Stan was in some kind of trouble with the mob 26 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:28,137 So, for the last two years, he and Stan have been living under seclusion 27 00:01:28,137 --> 00:01:29,978 under protection of "big brother." 28 00:01:29,978 --> 00:01:32,013 - The government? - No, the TV show 29 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:36,167 Malcolm's sister-in-law is an associate producer or something 30 00:01:36,443 --> 00:01:40,271 Ok. Wait a minute, Your new boss actually works for the government 31 00:01:40,271 --> 00:01:42,346 and has been protecting Stan all this time? 32 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:44,897 Yeah. He's not my boss anymore, I quit 33 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:48,968 The whole thing is just complicated and convoluted It doesn't even make any sense 34 00:01:48,968 --> 00:01:52,328 It's like the contract they make you sign when you marry Tom Cruise 35 00:01:56,632 --> 00:01:58,384 Oh, God. Man 36 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:03,695 God, Stan is back from the dead What did Karen say? 37 00:02:03,695 --> 00:02:06,998 I mean, she freaked when her stepdaughter came back from camp 38 00:02:08,664 --> 00:02:10,946 She doesn't know No one can know 39 00:02:10,946 --> 00:02:13,305 until they're certain it's safe for Stan to come out of hiding 40 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:16,581 So, Grace we can keep secrets, right? 41 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:18,335 Oh, yeah 42 00:02:19,246 --> 00:02:22,803 I mean, other people's secrets I don't have any secrets I'm a good person 43 00:02:27,993 --> 00:02:29,422 Hey, Will Where's Grace? 44 00:02:37,453 --> 00:02:39,571 How 'bout that Right in the blind spot 45 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:44,685 Anyway, I'm sure you all heard about the horrible F-I-Asco 46 00:02:44,685 --> 00:02:47,486 at the premiere of "Jack Talk" last night 47 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:49,730 Uh, no And in case you've forgotten 48 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:53,269 we try not to give people reasons to call us "butt pirates." 49 00:02:57,063 --> 00:03:01,302 I tripped making my entrance knocked over the lights and caught the set on fire 50 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,787 - And that's when you hurt your eye? - No 51 00:03:06,274 --> 00:03:08,762 When we were celebrating putting out the fire 52 00:03:08,762 --> 00:03:10,927 I got a piece of glitter in my cornea 53 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:14,193 Grace, I called you last night Where were you? 54 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,538 Did you get together with that Tom guy? 55 00:03:15,538 --> 00:03:16,694 Because it seems like you two were really hitting it off-- 56 00:03:16,694 --> 00:03:18,428 Stan's alive! Will saw him! 57 00:03:26,201 --> 00:03:27,384 It's true, Jack 58 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:30,128 Last night I sat across from Stan and he talked to me 59 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:32,083 same as I'm talking to you right now 60 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:34,991 If I were eating 14 chalupas 61 00:03:37,011 --> 00:03:41,151 Wow I need some time to process that 62 00:03:41,746 --> 00:03:44,794 It may take a while because I only have one eye 63 00:03:50,929 --> 00:03:56,880 All I know is that I was here last night. That's all I know 64 00:04:01,047 --> 00:04:02,610 - Malcolm? - Hi. Hi, gang 65 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,150 I'm sorry to barge in here 66 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:07,622 unannounced uninvited and reeking of hummus, but Will... 67 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,902 Can I speak with you privately, please? It's urgent 68 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:14,516 Sure. Just let me get some pita to dip into your breath 69 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,377 Why did you quit your job? 70 00:04:18,377 --> 00:04:21,263 Is it because I said you couldn't wear open-toed shoes to work? 71 00:04:22,687 --> 00:04:26,415 Uh, no, it's because I was working for a bogus charity 72 00:04:26,415 --> 00:04:28,871 which was a cover for a shady government operation 73 00:04:28,871 --> 00:04:31,106 to protect a back-from-the-dead former client 74 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:34,393 And by the way some sandals can be very dressy 75 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,413 I just hope you haven't been blabbing about Stan 76 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:40,517 because anyone that knows anything can be a target for assassination 77 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:42,272 What?! You never mentioned that! 78 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:44,475 Well, que sera, sera 79 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:45,952 What does that mean?! 80 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,054 Whatever will be will be It's the very next line of the song 81 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:51,359 I know what it means 82 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:54,940 I was obsessed with Doris Day the same as any other normal teenaged boy 83 00:04:56,037 --> 00:04:58,299 Look, the important thing right now is to get these ice cream sandwiches 84 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,422 into your freezer as soon as possible 85 00:05:00,753 --> 00:05:02,512 What are you doing with ice cream sandwiches? 86 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:05,413 I'm gonna drop by without a gift? I think I was raised better than that 87 00:05:07,026 --> 00:05:09,294 No one can see us talking Quick, I'm your boyfriend! 88 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:22,182 Hey, hey, hey Come on! 89 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:26,602 Come on! Will, Will! 90 00:05:28,468 --> 00:05:32,330 Will, that is just disgusting and unnatural 91 00:05:33,337 --> 00:05:35,963 Oh, you're not Grace Never mind. Sorry 92 00:05:38,107 --> 00:05:39,284 Karen, what happened to you? 93 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:44,069 you know how my big toe and the one next to it have always been webbed together? 94 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:48,634 No. Although I always assumed you had a tail 95 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:52,968 Yeah. Well, I finally had it surgically corrected 96 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:56,413 I can't swim in really fast circles anymore, but I can wear flip-flops 97 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,451 She removed the one thing that made her human 98 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,252 Uh, excuse me, miss Malcolm Widmark 99 00:06:05,252 --> 00:06:08,118 I hope this isn't too forward but I find you quite beautiful 100 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,973 I look forward to the day that I see you ride this thing 101 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:12,857 toward me on a very bumpy road 102 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,486 In a town where everyone's naked 103 00:06:20,301 --> 00:06:24,183 Karen Walker, and it is pleasure to meet a true gentleman 104 00:06:28,163 --> 00:06:30,411 Now, if you'll excuse me 105 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:33,718 the gap between my toes is throbbing like a son of a bitch 106 00:06:38,484 --> 00:06:39,855 Sheer elegance 107 00:06:40,495 --> 00:06:43,689 What can I say, she is everything Stan said she would be much more 108 00:06:43,689 --> 00:06:46,686 - Your package is dripping - What can I say? I like her 109 00:06:51,471 --> 00:06:54,074 The ice cream sandwiches! Give me that 110 00:06:55,653 --> 00:06:59,345 So the doctor said he could separate my toes with a laser 111 00:06:59,345 --> 00:07:01,784 But I said, "Nope. Scissors." 112 00:07:03,307 --> 00:07:05,842 Hey, if it was good enough for my mother... 113 00:07:07,466 --> 00:07:11,130 Anywho...Thanks for not making me feel self-conscious 114 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:14,668 Hey. Cyclops! What's with the idiot patch? (��ȭ 'X-��'�� ij����) 115 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:22,469 I had the largest glitter-related tragedy since Mariah Carey's film debut 116 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,456 Hello? 117 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,904 Tom, I don't think I can go ahead with it 118 00:07:33,075 --> 00:07:36,206 Because it's wrong I said no, please just stop calling 119 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,596 The American Heart Association 120 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:45,323 They're relentless 121 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:48,200 The boys are back 122 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,430 Ms. Walker 123 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:53,681 I have dated many women with physical and mental disabilities in my time 124 00:07:53,919 --> 00:07:57,502 but of the ones in chairs might I say you are the loveliest 125 00:07:58,914 --> 00:08:02,864 Speaking of chairs you look like a fun place to sit 126 00:08:05,258 --> 00:08:08,793 How would you like to go out on a date with me? Right now 127 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,996 I can't see any reason why not 128 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:13,795 You can't? 129 00:08:14,151 --> 00:08:16,199 Wanna to give it a minute? 130 00:08:17,351 --> 00:08:21,747 Well, let me just freshen up Come on, Rosie, Vamoose, moose 131 00:08:22,921 --> 00:08:24,884 I'm going on lunch, lady 132 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:28,441 Mmm, Subway chicken parm 133 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:33,874 Mmm,It could only taste better if I were eating this on your grave 134 00:08:36,004 --> 00:08:38,474 Sassy gals get the hose! 135 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:43,284 You know, since my de-webbing 136 00:08:43,284 --> 00:08:46,717 I have so much more compassion for people in pain 137 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:49,697 Ow! 138 00:08:50,748 --> 00:08:52,587 Look out, sissy! 139 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,159 Malcolm 140 00:08:58,691 --> 00:09:01,523 - can speak to you privately? - Ow! 141 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:06,826 You can't date Karen! You're still protecting her husband 142 00:09:06,826 --> 00:09:10,408 - It's a clear conflict of interest - Ooh, "conflict of interest." 143 00:09:10,408 --> 00:09:13,259 Somebody went to the University of Fancy 144 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:15,639 Look, Will, don't worry It's all part of the plan 145 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:16,991 We'll talk it over at the office tomorrow 146 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,134 No, we won't We're gonna do my plan 147 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,777 You don't date Karen You accept the fact that I quit 148 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:25,983 And you never bring ice cream to a gay man's house, That's just hostile 149 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:29,299 Jack 150 00:09:29,989 --> 00:09:33,568 you've had affairs with married men, right? 151 00:09:34,656 --> 00:09:37,896 I am insulted you would even ask 152 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,834 Of course I have 153 00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:46,481 That's like me asking you if you rely too much on your hair 154 00:09:48,907 --> 00:09:50,155 Guilty 155 00:09:50,954 --> 00:09:54,310 It even got me out of my math requirement at N.Y.U. 156 00:09:56,156 --> 00:09:59,910 So you don't feel worried that cheating makes you a bad person? 157 00:10:00,406 --> 00:10:02,631 Why? What have I done? 158 00:10:02,631 --> 00:10:05,174 My only crime is being irresistible 159 00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:10,600 Besides, Grace, life is too short to waste time on over-thinking things 160 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,635 When an opportunity comes I don't question it 161 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:18,092 I grab it, drop its ring on the nightstand, and swing on it 'til dawn! 162 00:10:30,942 --> 00:10:36,480 You make it -- you make it sound so hot 163 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,921 Necessary even 164 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,442 Um, Yeah! 165 00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:47,500 And, um, it's also kind of sexy to have a secret no one knows 166 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,932 Like when you drink too much and get a little tattoo that says "I love Will" 167 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:52,313 What? 168 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:58,383 Did you hear that? Karen's hurt 169 00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:01,293 - Karen, are you okay? - Ow! 170 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:04,018 Did you hear that? Rosie's hurt! 171 00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:08,139 Tom, hi Let's do it 172 00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:14,413 Yeah. Life is too short and I just want to grab at it and swing on it 'til dawn! 173 00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:18,756 Oh, no, no, no, no that's just a little figure of speech 174 00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:21,272 I mean, we're going to run out of stuff way before dawn 175 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,211 Yeah, I don't do that much 176 00:11:26,298 --> 00:11:27,772 - Okay - Okay 177 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,046 It's official I don't trust Malcolm 178 00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:31,244 I don't trust Malcolm either 179 00:11:31,244 --> 00:11:32,847 - There, I said it - No, I just said it 180 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,745 But, you didn't say "there, I said it." 181 00:11:35,422 --> 00:11:37,013 I agree with Jack Malcolm can't be trusted 182 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:38,398 I said it before he--Look 183 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,218 the important thing is we have to tell Karen the truth 184 00:11:40,218 --> 00:11:43,519 - That her husband is alive - We have to tell Karen Stan's alive 185 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,567 - There, I said it - No, I said it 186 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:46,927 - You're right, Grace - I said it before-- 187 00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:49,311 I'm the one making dramatic pronouncements here! 188 00:11:49,311 --> 00:11:50,833 About what, honey? 189 00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,495 Karen, you can't go out with Malcolm 190 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:01,976 - Why not? - Because-- 191 00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:06,470 Because Stan's alive 192 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,124 Now that is one hot cackle 193 00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:27,522 - Are you ready? - Oh, Malcolm. You will not believe 194 00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:30,538 what Will just said to keep us from dating 195 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:35,034 He said that my dead husband Stan is alive! 196 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,947 Oh, Will, you kill me... 197 00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:42,410 And one day I'm going to have to repay the favor 198 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,417 I did not see that coming 199 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:51,517 Well, I saw half of it coming 200 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,682 Will! Out in the hallway now! 201 00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:03,075 Hi, gang! 202 00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:07,803 Buddy, you made a big mistake telling Karen about Stan 203 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:09,168 Thank God she thought you were joking 204 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:12,757 If you pull that one more time, you are going to be majorly assassinated 205 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,622 "Majorly assassinated"? 206 00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,358 Wicked assassinated? 207 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:23,527 Oh, for God's sake This isn't about Stan anymore 208 00:13:23,527 --> 00:13:26,064 There's no danger You just want to sleep with Karen! 209 00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:29,242 Gosh, I just wanted to hold hands but do you think she'll go all the way? 210 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,266 I know I've overstated the danger to you 211 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,103 I want to keep Stan underground for a while longer 212 00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,838 to see if I have a future with his wife 213 00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:38,096 A future? You just met her! 214 00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:41,493 I've known her eight years and I just found out recently she has fish feet! 215 00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:45,950 Jack? 216 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:49,300 Help me figure out what to bring Which one is sexier? 217 00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:52,707 Oh, Grace, I have no opinion on women's undergarments 218 00:13:52,971 --> 00:13:54,990 I don't know what pokes through where 219 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,201 And where are you going? 220 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,308 I'm going to meet Tom 221 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,877 You know what? I'm not even going to think about it 222 00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:05,364 I'm going to close my eyes and do what I want 223 00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:08,172 Oh, hey, hello I'm George Bush, ha-ha 224 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,544 Wait a minute 225 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:20,901 Are you telling me you intend to know a married man in the biblical sense? 226 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,247 And in the vagina? 227 00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:27,005 You can't do that 228 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:32,709 Jack, we talked about this You said it was, it was fun, and sexy 229 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,409 Not for you! 230 00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:37,358 You are a woman of quality 231 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:39,337 That is such-- that's such a double standard 232 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,975 What, you get to do it, but I don't? 233 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,972 It's different for me, because-- 234 00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:45,441 because it-- 235 00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:47,618 I said-- 236 00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,739 All right. Listen, I'm going to tell you something 237 00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,763 that does not leave this room, okay? 238 00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:57,157 - I've never cheated - No! 239 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:05,814 Yes I, too, am-- 240 00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:09,219 I, too, am a woman of quality 241 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:16,568 Sure, I talk a big game, but deep down, I know it's wrong, and so do you! 242 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,502 Let's face it, Grace 243 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:20,972 You and I, we have always been the moral center of our group 244 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,803 - We have? - Oh, come on 245 00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:30,390 You know how when Will and Karen get in their ridiculous shenanigans 246 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,776 you and I always catch each other's eyes and shrug 247 00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:37,985 - We shrug? - Yes 248 00:15:38,199 --> 00:15:40,083 Because we're moral 249 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,716 That is why we shrug 250 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,052 And Grace, you were devastated when Leo cheated on you 251 00:15:47,052 --> 00:15:49,359 Do you really want to do that to someone else? 252 00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:52,220 The more you know And shooting star 253 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,202 You know what, Jack? 254 00:16:05,739 --> 00:16:10,192 You're right. You're right You're right. You're right 255 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,401 Tell me how you feel about this business then. 256 00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:18,116 I, I thought that I could be cavalier about love and sex 257 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,660 but that's not who I am. And I'm glad it's not 258 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:24,452 Thank you for being honest with me, Jack. Really 259 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,106 Well... 260 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:30,327 If I'm really going to be honest, um... 261 00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:34,251 There's something else I need to say to you 262 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:43,924 I, um, do not have a G.R.I., glitter-related injury 263 00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:51,633 It's something much more hideous 264 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,213 What happened to your eyebrow? 265 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:27,285 Funny you should ask 266 00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:30,848 During the fire, I sing'd it off 267 00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,445 You mean "singed" 268 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,771 No, actually, I mean sing'd 269 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,293 As the set burned around me 270 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,374 I refused to stop singing my patriotic finale 271 00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:44,884 You're a Grand Old Fag 272 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:50,749 When I went to salute I didn't realize my sleeve was on fire... 273 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,554 Okay, look, we're done 274 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,777 Will-- I didn't want to have to play this card, but if you keep it up 275 00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:59,154 I'm coming after your family 276 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,938 That's the Partridge Family 277 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,851 Would you be upset if they died? 278 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,147 - Do not try to kiss me! - I wasn't going to 279 00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:11,847 Why? Was I bad? 280 00:18:13,507 --> 00:18:16,318 Wilma, Malcolm Inside, we need to talk! 281 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:20,593 - We certainly do - Will, don't make trouble for me 282 00:18:20,593 --> 00:18:23,082 I just want to have dinner with Karen and catch a flight to D.C. by midnight 283 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,726 I have to shred some documents for a client 284 00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:28,194 I can't say who, but I can't delay it 285 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,466 Do you understand? 286 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:35,966 Delay it 287 00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:40,171 It's Tom DeLay It's Tom DeLay's documents! 288 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,620 You're an idiot! 289 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:48,715 Well. Will said something that has made me very curious 290 00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:20,067 Well, I see you're curious too, Jack 291 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,407 I just don't understand 292 00:19:28,407 --> 00:19:32,367 why Will would lie to me about Stan being alive I mean, come on, let's face it 293 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,102 Will and I have always been the moral center of our group 294 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,445 Stanley loved me 295 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:49,363 He loved me too much to put me through the pain of the last two years for nothing 296 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:52,651 So I know he's dead and I don't want anybody saying otherwise! 297 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,147 - Miss Karen-- - Rosie, you stay out of this 298 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,214 Miss Karen, Mr. Stan isn't dead 299 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,689 I've been sending him updates on you for over a year 300 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:05,147 He was in trouble, Karen He had to disappear 301 00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,491 And now the love of your life is back 302 00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:12,648 Wow 303 00:20:13,871 --> 00:20:15,567 Stan's alive 304 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:20,442 Well... 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