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I still can't believe Tom tried
to kiss you at the museum
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The guy's married
What a jerk
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I know, right?
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Can I have that section of the newspaper?
This part only has news in it
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I feel like I'm angrier
about this than you are
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No, I'm outraged
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- You just smiled
- I thought of something funny
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What?
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A kid dropped a Popsicle
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Liar! You would never
laugh at food falling
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I know what's
going on here, Grace
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I know you. You're flattered
You like him
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Hey, he tried to kiss me
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I said no
I did nothing wrong
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The only thing I'm guilty of is
looking pretty in museum light
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But you're still working with them.
Won't that be awkward?
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I mean, you really think that
you can be with him without
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thinking about that kiss or wondering
if he's gonna try it again?
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- I-I think it's a bad idea
- How can I walk away from this?
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It's huge
It's a hotel
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It's five houses
in Monopoly
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Well, I just hope
I'm not right
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- No, you don't
- That's true, I do like to be right
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But I also like
to help people
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That's what I'm all about now
That's what I do
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You don't even know
what you do
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You start this
charity job today
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Yes, that's right,
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and as of today, this big blue marble's
gonna become a better place
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Wow... someone discovers a way to eat smug,
then you could feed the whole world
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Hey! Oh, good, you're both here,
so I won't have to say this twice
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Now that I'm the host of Jack Talk
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I am on the verge of exploding
into the public consciousness
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- So things might get a little crazy
- Wow, that's big
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What's Jack Talk?
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I think it's the thing he does
in the shower with his penis
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Okay, all right. That's good. That's good
you're keeping me grounded. That's good
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I'm gonna need that now that I'm the host
of my own talk show, Jack Talk. Now...
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So when the tabloids call--
All right, listen up--
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Give them nothing
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Except these personal quotes
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"It says a lot about Jack
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that he would remain friends with me
even though I am average-looking at best
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and barely holding on
to my hair
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I went to school with Jack and he was always
the most smartest student in the class"
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Good. That's wonderful,
wonderful, perfect
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Now, listen, I promise every New Year's day,
we'll get together for brunch, okay?
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Or at least a real long,
good talk on the phone
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But be together, 'cause I ain't gonna do
this twice, all right? Jack Talk!
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Truman starts today
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Yeah, he has no idea
what we're doing
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He's way past hooked. He's in the net
and on the way to the cooler
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It's a fishing metaphor--
The cooler where you put the fish
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Hey, could you hold on a second? It's
gonna sound like I'm hanging up, but I'm not
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- Knock, knock. Hey, boss
- Oh, Will, you're early. Drat
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I was hoping to have this finished
before you got here
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See! "Welcome Wi--"
Well, you get the idea.
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No obligation to hang it up
It's just something I do for relaxation
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Some people have erotic
massage, and I do needlepoint
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Some people do both
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Yeah, Will, you're at the office,
so let's leave your freak at home, okay?
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I'm just kidding--
We're very loosey goosey around here
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- I was just--first day. I'm a little nervous
- Oh, don't be nervous
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You don't have to impress anybody
Everybody loves you You've won them all over
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Oh, that's nice, it's--
It's just that I haven't met anyone yet
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In fact, I haven't seen
anyone on this entire floor
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Well, that's because they're all, uh, out...
doing Secret Santa. We start early
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And you got Sharon. A little tip--
She likes anything with penguins on it
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Oh! Who doesn't?
I'm glad I got her. Heh-heh
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- What's the limit?
- 20, but if you go to 25 nobody'll kill you
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Well, I just-- I'm so excited
I can't wait to start helping those kids
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Good, 'cause that's what we're
all about helping those kids
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So, um... How do we
help the kids?
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- Aren't you the little worker?
- Yeah
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Your office is two doors
down on the left
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Yeah, I tried to get in there earlier
There's a German Shepherd standing guard
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Yeah. That's Roscoe
the office mascot
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I'd be careful around him. His attack
command is a commonly-used phrase
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Can you tell me
what it is?
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No. Now get outta here
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Take a needlepoint This one says "The hurrier
I go, the behinder I get"Isn't that cute?
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It's got the little
bunny rabbit on there
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Yeah... Maybe I can use
that to distract the dog
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Very good
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- Thank you
- Don't say that around Roscoe
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So, what do you think of the set
of your new talk show, Jack?
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Wow, Jamie, it really
came together, yeah
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Couple things...
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Instead of this swoopy
madness happening here
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um, I think I'd prefer a giant replica
of the front of Brad Pitt's pants
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You know, then I could zipper out--
Hello! Jack Talk!
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Sorry, Jack, we're already doing
that on two of our other shows
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So who's your line-up
for your first show?
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Well, since it's my premier, I wanted to
go with a really, really big celebrity
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So I went with the blonde guy who sat at the
front desk for seven years on "NYPD Blue"
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The homo that replaced Gail O'Grady?
How on earth did you get him?
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Oh, well, he was just delivering this desk,
and I said, "Hey, what are you doing later?"
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That is genius
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- Good work, Jack. You're a real pro
- Thank you
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- Kiss for luck?
- Oh, sure
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Wow....
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Sorry we're late, Jackie
Rosie took me shopping
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I've never been to a bodega
in Spanish Harlem before
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That was Macy's
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"Macy's." Hear me?
I'm speakin' Spanish
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Jackie, I love this set
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Oh, thanks, it's from
the 1982 People's Choice Awards
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Oh, this is so exciting!
Rosie, would you mind leaving?
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Why? / I just think it'd be a lot more
special without you here
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I'd ring your neck, but I don't want
to be standing in puddle of gin
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Karen, Karen, Karen
sit down
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Honey, guess who I saw on the way over here
Who? Christian Slater
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I love him
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I'll take me some Christians now and
have the rest of my "Christian Slater"
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Oh, Jackie. Don't make me laugh,
I'm gonna wet myself
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I've had to pee
for two weeks
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Then I suppose you don't want me
to tickle ya / Jackie, Jackie, no!
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- Jackie, Jackie, Jackie! I'll spank you!
- Ow, Karen, ow!
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Stop everything!
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- You're behaving like idiots
- Sorry, Jamie
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Don't apologize-- That's your show
Jack, you just found yourself a co-host!
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What? What? Really?
I'd love to be a co-host
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You know, sometimes when Jackie
and I get into a groove
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we just go back and forth like that
I don't even know what I said!
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Um, excuse me, Jamie
A word, ahem
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Co-host? Um, isn't it a little late
to change anything?
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I mean, people are so used to seeing
my face on promotional seat cushions
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I don't know if anyone wants to
sit on Karen's face
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Jack, if I'm right about this, this entire
city's gonna wanna sit on both your faces
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So, I am seeing
the lobby floors in Terrazzo
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It's beautiful, durable, and chic,
without being trendy
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- I love it. How much is it?
- $300 a square foot
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Great, We'll do one foot
of that right here
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and then the rest, you can just
leave this brown paper down
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Come on, Tom
you can afford it
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Everyone at college knew that your
father invented the speed bump
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No, no, He, he was a human speed bump It
was some kind of a frat prank that went awry
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Okay, uh... I'll find
something else then
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- Whoa, we talked about this last night--
- No, I was just, wanted to get--
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- I know, I wasn't trying to--
- Oh, you wanted--
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- Believe me, I know
- You know, After last night, I just--
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I know, I'm sorry
Look, I had had too much to drink
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Ever since rehab
I've just become such a lightweight
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I'm--I'm kidding
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I'm not
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I can't do this job
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- Grace, don't let one stupid--
- Look, I said no
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Hey! I brought us sandwiches!
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Ooh, Terrazzo
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Viv, I was just telling
Tom that um, I--
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- I can't do this job
- Grace--
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I am so, so sorry
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I said yes before I checked my schedule
And I'm overbooked. In fact
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I am-- I'm actually late right now
for a meeting. So, um
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I am going to wish you luck
And I'm gonna go
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And I'm gonna thank you
for the turkey sandwich
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Easy, Elizabeth!
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You're putting makeup on a star, not suntan
lotion on some slut during spring break!
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Sorry, dude. You got pores
like gopher holes
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- That'll be all, Elizabeth
- Can you call me Dave?
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My dad's in the audience
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Elizabeth Senior's here?
I can't wait to meet him
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Rosie, I love this makeup
that you got at El Macy's.
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- You're doing a wonderful job
- Thank you
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Part of your ear fell off
I'll put it on ice.
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Oh, Jackie, I'm so excited!
Our first show!
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Mm-hmm
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You and I on TV together
Just like we've always dreamed
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Mm-hmm
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Honey, I didn't tell you
but I came up with a theme song
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It's Jack Talk...
It's Jack Talk...
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With Karen
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- Stop it! Stop playing that guitar!
- What?
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Honey, what's wrong? Are you mad 'cause it's
not that techno stuff that your people like?
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No, I'm mad at you!
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This show is my thing! Ugh,
you're always grabbing my thing
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Well, honey, I thought you liked it
when I grabbed your thing
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Not this time
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This show is my moment to shine in the
spotlight, Now I have to share it with you
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Besides, I already had a sidekick,
and it looked like this
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Jackie, I thought you were my friend
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I can't believe that
you would be so selfish
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It's Jack Talk...
It's Jack Talk...
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It's Jack Talk...
Without Karen...
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Malcolm?
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Hello, Malcolm?
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- Hi, Will
- Aah!
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Hey, you scared me
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I guess we all feel a little jumpy and
unsafe with Martha Stewart's release
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I was just admiring
the photograph
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- Is that your family?
- No, it came with the frame
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- But you're in the picture
- Yeah, I used to be a model
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So how's work going, Will?
It feels good to help people, huh?
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Yeah, about that... Um...
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It seems all I'm doing is transferring
money from the Cayman Islands to Russia
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And the Russian kids
could not be more grateful
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And the Cayman kids don't need the money
because they have the beach and whatnot
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Yeah, I-- I've been
to the Cayman Islands...
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and, uh, people down there mostly just
work in hotels or braid hair for a dollar
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So what--where is
the money coming from?
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Well, the Americans
come and they leave tips
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And then they send the money
to the Russians. The, uh, Caymanites
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I don't believe that
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Okay, what's this really about?
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This!
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Or is it really about the fact that the gang
went out for drinks last night and nobody called you?
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What gang?!
I still haven't met anyone else!
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Except Roscoe, who apparently thinks
I keep Alpo in my pants!
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Somebody's got
the new job blues
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Look, something weird is going on here
and I wanna know what it is
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Nothing--there's nothing
weird going on here
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Malcolm, the package has arrived
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Will, could you excuse me for a moment?
I have to talk to, uh...
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Hank from accounting
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I apologize for that
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Hank wants to go home early to pick up
his kids from soccer practice
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So where were we? I believe you were
asking me some kind of a question
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No, no, just, um...
wanted to say hi
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- Stop!
- What?
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If the gang goes to Tony Roma's tonight
you want me to call you?
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No, I'm good, I'm good
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Oh, hey, Karen
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- Thank God. I really need to talk to you
- Forget it, honey
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I know when I'm not wanted
I just came by to pick up one last thing
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I'm not even gonna tell you
what this was for
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But, Karen, I want you
to be my co-host
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- You do?
- Yeah. You know, I thought about it
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and you were right. I was
a selfish jerk and I'm sorry
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Do you really mean it, Jackie?
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I kinda do, yeah
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Show time. Let's go
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We got over 10 people out there just waiting
to earn their Burger Barn coupon
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Tall gay guy...
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I'm not going out there
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Honey, Jackie doesn't need a co-host
He's been laughing at his own jokes for years
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Karen, but I really want to
share this with you
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Oh, honey, no
This is your thing
255
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If we do everything together
then what are we?
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Will and Grace
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And that's just sad
258
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Okay. So this girl is outta here!
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Girl? Then you're definitely out
I just assumed
you were a drag queen
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Ladies and gentlemen
the host of Jack Talk, Jack McFarland!
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Oh, honey, go out there
and knock 'em dead!
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Okay. Thanks, Kare
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And I promise I'm gonna start every show
with a little signal just for you
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I'd like that
265
00:16:40,731 --> 00:16:43,129
- Should we go help him?
- No, no, no, no
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00:16:43,217 --> 00:16:45,255
That was for me
267
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Mrs. Newsom, good news
268
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My schedule has freed up
so I can do that job for you
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Yes-- Yeah, it would have been nice to
work on that hotel. But I am--
270
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I'm equally passionate about, um...
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converting your terrace into
an eco-friendly ferret village
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Yes. Bye
273
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,308
Hi
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00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:15,800
I brought you some hot chocolate
'cause I remember that was your favorite
275
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,520
I'm just kind of wishing
it wasn't 90 degrees outside
276
00:17:22,038 --> 00:17:23,423
What are you doing here?
277
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:25,118
I want to know
why you quit
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00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:27,669
- You know why
- No, I really don't
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00:17:27,669 --> 00:17:28,764
Tom...
280
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:35,164
You never should have called me
It was a mistake from the very beginning
281
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,947
You have feelings for me
282
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And you don't have them for me?
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It doesn't matter. That's not the point.
The point is..
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that I should not be having this
conversation with someone who's married
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But what--what if I-- I can't help
the way I feel, Grace
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- What is that? Don't do that
- It's the truth
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00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:56,240
- No...no
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I--
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00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,396
I shouldn't have come here. I...I--
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- Let's just forget it even happened
- I didn't mean to-- I didn't mean to--
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- I know you didn't
- It was awkward and--
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I know it was
and I'm sorry, but--
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- So we're good?
- Yeah
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Okay, then I'm gonna go
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Okay
295
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Malcolm...
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- I need to talk to you
- Sure
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You wanna go
somewhere private?
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00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,386
No, this is fine
299
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:36,418
I can't work here anymore. I don't know
what this is, but I'm not stupid
300
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:38,009
Hank is not an accountant
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00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:41,111
And I don't believe that he got stabbed
in the neck while changing the toner!
302
00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,307
If you leave, Will,
what will happen to the kids?
303
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:50,446
The kids have $85 million in a Swiss
bank account. The kids are fine!
304
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:55,395
I knew this was going to happen. I said
"Truman's a smart guy There's going to be questions"
305
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,034
What is this all about?
306
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:59,763
I mean, meeting me in the park,
pretending you like my writing
307
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Hiring me for a job that doesn't even exist
What the hell is going on?
308
00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:04,304
All right, I'm gonna be truthful with you
309
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,657
We're not
a charitable organization
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00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,991
Uh... doy!
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00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:14,268
No need for harsh words
312
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,073
I work for the government
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00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:21,028
And we're protecting a very important
individual who has requested your services
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00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,524
- He wants your help
- Who?
315
00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:25,881
- Open that door and find out
- Why don't you just tell me?
316
00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:28,285
Well, that wouldn't be very dramatic
now, would it?
317
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,003
Well, you make a good point
318
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Oh, my God
319
00:19:43,401 --> 00:19:46,709
Stanley?
You're alive?
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