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Okay, you guys, I need your help
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Somewhere in this store is the elusive
5-Pocket Bootleg in Crane distressed wash
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I will also accept it
in Dark Fusion or Bruise
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Okay, you guys, fan out
And remember
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whoever finds it gets to borrow it
once a month when I'm bloated
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Once a month
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Oh, crap
it's Joanne
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One of the students
from my old acting class
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What's the big deal?
Go say hi
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I can't
Things with the class didn't end well
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I took six months of checks from everyone
and never showed up again
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Well, if they're stupid enough to pay you
they deserve to be taken advantage of
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- I know, right?
- Yeah
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Jack?
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Oh, Joanne, I didn't see you
How are you
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I just booked a healthy pet commercial
I'm the new face of heartworm
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"You mean checking Fluffy's poo
could have saved her life?"
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That's my line
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Well, I am glad you remembered
everything we worked on
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How could I forget?
Last week I had a breakthrough
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I was playing Laura
in The Glass Menagerie
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and I looked so good in my bikini
that the gentleman caller stayed
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I believe when I left, we were
working on "Caroline in the City."
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But hold on
did you say last week?
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Yes, in Tuesday's master class
Wendell is amazing
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You couldn't have named
a better successor
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Well, I never named
a successor
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And if I had, I wouldn't
have named him Wendell
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Well, yeah, he's been teaching
the McFarland Method ever since you left
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What?!
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This Wendell is teaching
the McFarland Method?
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He's stealing from me!
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This is identity theft,
the most heinous of crimes!
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- Here are your sweaters, Mr. Truman
- Thank you
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We just need a signature
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Oh, my God, I think I see them
All the way-- All the way up on top
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Okay, I'll get a salesperson
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No. No, no
I hate salespeople
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What, I do all the work
and they get all the credit?
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When they ask me at the register
who helped me I always say no one
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Even if they did
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That money comes
out of my pocket
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No, it doesn't.
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Shut up, and give me a boost
Come on
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You sure this is a good idea?
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Yeah, it's fine
It's like the climbing wall at the gym
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You mean the one you've never tried
because you claim the handgrips smell farty?
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Oh, got it! Oh, shoot
It's moving.
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Grace, let go of the jeans
and climb down
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I can't, it's my size!
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- Let go!
- Never!
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It looks like you
found them in Bruise
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Hi, Will. I hope you didn't worry too much
but I'm gonna be okay
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Yeah, I know you're okay
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You landed in
a bin of cashmere sweaters
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And bounced gently when you hit it
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I think you even giggled
like Snuggles the bear
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I'm a fall survivor
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If anything, you should feel guilty
for not having fallen
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Why aren't you taking this seriously?
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Because you're wearing
a ridiculous "I Love Lucy" neck brace
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All right, so I may be overreacting a little bitBut it was scary
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I realized that one day
I might die
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Yeah, and one day you might get the morning
gunk out of your eye before noon
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but I'm not holding
my breath for that either
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Will, I'm serious
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I haven't made any of the major decisions
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I mean, who will I give my things to?
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What will happen to my business?
Where will I be buried?
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Well, your business will go under
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Your things are my things
so I'll just take them back
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And I always figured
I'd have you stuffed
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and keep you by the front door
to prop up umbrellas
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I wanna do a will
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Yeah, well, get in line behind
all the other ladies!
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No
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You wanna do this, it's fine
Drop by the office tomorrow
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Good
God this thing itches
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I shouldn't have done that
Now I gotta hold my head up myself
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"Wendell Schacter"?
Pretty
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I wonder what his real name was
before he glammed it up for Hollywood
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Oh, what a noble mind is here or thrown
The court--
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Stop. Just stop
What the hell is that?
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Clearly you don't
understand Shakespeare
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Now, Ophelia may be insane and suicidal
but first and foremost she's a pretty girl
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You're in a sea of troubles
Why aren't you wearing a bikini?
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How can I drum this
into your heads?
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Acting is not about emotion!
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It's about two things
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Making pleasant faces
and moving to the right spot
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That is the very essence
of the McFarland Method
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Acting is
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attracting
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That's my catch phrase
Well, that and
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ma ma se, ma ma sa
ma ma coo sa
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Honey, my catch phrase is
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case
you figure it out
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All right, actors
let's take five
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That'll give you a chance to purchase
my McFarland method books, DVDs, mouse pads
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I only have large men's t-shirts, and girls
I'm afraid I'm out of the baby tee's
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Honey, I had baby tee's
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Then I put plant food on 'em
and now look
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Excuse me, Sir
could you please sign my book?
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Sure, what's your name?
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My name is Jack...!
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McFarland
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I know
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Hello, Jack
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How did you get your hands
on the McFarland method?
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I studied with you
for two semesters
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No, you didn't
I would remember that
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I sat in the second row
between Russell and Edwin
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Okay, Russell, Edwin
please take your shirts off
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You in the middle
why don't you just button up?
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Thank you
Just...all the way
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And then one day, you didn't show up
So I took over
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Oh, and then one day I showed up
so you can leave
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I'm confused
Who's teaching the class now?
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Now you see what you've done?
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You've broken the cardinal rule of acting
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You've confused the hot guy
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I thought the cardinal rule of acting was
when I see you with your wife
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I act like we're
not sleeping together
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You've used my method
to have sex with women?
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Shame!
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I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave
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This is my class now
And there's nothing you can do about it
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That's where you're wrong, Schacter
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Do you really think that Jack McFarland
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would be stupid enough not to
trademark his McFarland Method?
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Because if you think that, you're right
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I am that stupid
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Karen, let's go!
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Let's start with the money
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So, who do you wanna leave it to?
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I suppose you wanna leave
a substantial amount to charity
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No
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Of course, I'd like you to get some
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Thank you
I'm very touched
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How much would you
like to leave me?
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Gosh, I don't know
How much did you leave me?
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I'm not really
comfortable disclosing that
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Just leave what's in your heart
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You know, the heart you're apparently
keeping along with all your other organs
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even though they could save a life
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I don't want some stranger
peeing with my kidney
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Come on, Will. Tell me
We tell each other everything
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No, a will is a very personal thing
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Nobody's seen it
Except for my mother
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But that's only 'cause
I asked her to proof it
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God, can you imagine the embarrassment
of having a will with typos?
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I'd die!
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Again
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Your mother knows?
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Come on, tell me!
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No. Stop
Leave it alone
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Come on
Let's get on with this
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I got an insane
amount of work to do today
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Is that the sandwich cart?
Egg salad!
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I called it, egg salad!
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Connie, it's Will
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Can you get
Will's mom on the phone?
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Make yourself comfortable, Grace
I'll be there in a minute
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Please don't sit down
until I get there
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Oh, Grace, have you seen that
new show "Desperate Housewives"?
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My friends and I play
this drinking game when we watch it
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Yeah, one shot
every five minutes
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Oh, look at that
You don't even need a TV
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Yeah, and sometimes
I don't even have a friend over
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So what brings you to
this neck of the woods?
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I've been thinking about death
Do you ever think about death?
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I was forced to this summer
when our sweet little Biscuit died
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Oh, I heard he was
a wonderful dog
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He was a character, that one
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He was just 25 pounds full of love
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Unless you weren't
white, then watch out
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I don't know I guess
I must be thinking about it
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'cause I'm doing my will now
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Now I know why you're here
You want me to proof it?
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Yeah, okay, I'll get my red pen
and my half glasses
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No. No
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That's not why I'm here
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This is a little awkward, but
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I would like to leave
Will some money
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And I don't want him to be embarrassed
if I leave him more than he left me
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So how much
did he leave me?
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What's your game, Grace Adler?
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Nothing
I'm just curious
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I would never betray
my son's confidence
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He told me
he was gay years ago
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I still haven't told anyone
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Marilyn, I understand
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We can still chat about
other things though, can't we?
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I suppose
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- More wine?
- Yeah
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- thank you
- You're welcome
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honey, are you still mad
about that acting class?
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Why do you care anyway?
You're a big executive at Out TV now
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You got a briefcase, an office
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big-boy underpants
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I guess because it's my class
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And I should be the only one
allowed to teach it
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Well, honey
then go and get it
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If you want something that much
you shouldn't let anything stand in your way
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Dammit, you're right!
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How do I get it, though?
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Because he won't give it up
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He's clinging to it like he's Kirstie Alley
and the class is a shred of dignity
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Well, honey, you've got to give him something
that he wants more than that class
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A balloon ride over
Taye Diggs' house?
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No, honey
something he wants
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I mean, the reason that people become
acting teachers is that they're failed actors
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I mean, look at
you....ta Hagen
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I mean, all the teachers would give it up
in a minute if they got the right part
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But I can't get him
to be an actor again
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Honey, I have connections
I can get him a part
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Fantastic!
But wait
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If you had connections
why have you never gotten me a part?
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Honey, I said I had connections
not superpowers
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So I've decided on a number for
the amount of money I wanna leave you
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Oh, great, let me
just fill in the....
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$1400
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And if you go first it'll be the same
1400 I got from you
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How did you....Wait
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Lavender perfume masking
the scent of an afternoon spritzer
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The way you're standing up straight as if
somebody told you to stop slouching
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You've been to see my mother!
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Will, I don't--I don't get it
You're--you're rich
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And I don't mean in that stupid
"It's a Wonderful Life" kinda way
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where you have a lot of friends
You have money
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This is not about my money, Grace
This is a breach of trust
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I can't believe that
you went to my mother
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God, I can't even talk
to you right now!
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This never would have happened
if you had just told me in the first place
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All right, actors, take your seats
We have a lot of work today
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00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:02,279
Elaine, are you gaining weight?
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I'm pregnant
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Well, congratulations
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You just went from
leading lady to funny friend
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00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,797
Uh, excuse me
Mr. Dennehy
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I am not Brian Dennehy
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00:14:16,079 --> 00:14:19,961
Oh... Right, and
I'm not Betty Boop
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00:14:22,284 --> 00:14:25,166
Hey, what if I were
to tell you that
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you are going to
walk out of here right now
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and never teach
this class again?
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00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:32,342
I don't think so
264
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:34,532
There's nothing that would
make me leave my students
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Even if I were able to get you
the acting job of your dreams?
266
00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:41,221
King Lear
on Broadway?
267
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,506
Close! Banging on
a garbage can lid
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in the road company of Stomp
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00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:50,341
Well, I hardly think that....
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Oh, I could get used to this
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Goodbye, class
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Where's he going?
273
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:04,277
Does that mean I shouldn't go
to the Radisson after class?
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Students, I have good news
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Allow me to introduce the creator
of the McFarland Method, Mr. Jack
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McFarland
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I know!
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00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,265
Yes, it's me!
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And from now on this class
will be run the McFarland way
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Gentlemen, up front
Ladies, take the broken chairs
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00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,216
Will, don't turn this around
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You're the one that did
something hurtful to me
283
00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,943
You want more money, Grace
fine, you can have more money
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00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,418
There's 300 bucks
in the back of my--
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Sock drawer
286
00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:44,282
Now it's 20 and
a frozen yogurt punch card
287
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,546
How could you do that?
288
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,634
How could you leave me
such a measly amount of money?
289
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,158
Is that how little
I mean to you?
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00:15:51,762 --> 00:15:53,288
- Of course not
- Then, why?
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00:15:53,288 --> 00:15:54,886
You wanna know?
You really wanna know?
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00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:55,242
Yes
293
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:59,393
Because 15 years ago when I wrote
that will, that's all the money I had
294
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:03,717
Wait, you haven't updated
your will in 15 years?
295
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:08,924
Will, you update your Barry Manilow
fan site, web thing every day
296
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,323
I'm telling you, Grace
it's called the "Manilow-down."
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And people depend on it
298
00:16:19,008 --> 00:16:22,817
I tried to rewrite that
will so many times
299
00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:26,093
Every time I sit down to make
a list of everything I have
300
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:29,298
I just feel like I have nothing
301
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:34,139
Will, you've got everything
302
00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:36,924
You've got
your health, friends, family
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00:16:36,924 --> 00:16:39,955
You just made partner
304
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,439
And most importantly of all
305
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:45,317
you still have all your hair
306
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:52,596
It's just, the guy I am now...
307
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:56,874
is not the guy I was hoping to be
when I wrote that will in law school
308
00:16:56,874 --> 00:16:59,883
- Oh, come on.
- No, I'm serious
309
00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:06,108
I never thought I'd be just another
corporate lawyer with a lot of stuff
310
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:10,922
I wanted to accomplish... more
311
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,335
Will, you are young
312
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,472
Whatever it is you want to accomplish in your life
313
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there is still plenty of time to do it
314
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,658
- You think?
- I know
315
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:27,182
Come on
Accomplish us a couple of hot dogs
316
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,440
You okay, honey?
317
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,230
No, I'm not. I thought
I wanted to teach this class
318
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:47,031
But now that I have it again
it feels like a step backwards
319
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,829
Maybe you're just moving on
320
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:50,635
You're showing growth
321
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,075
Oh, sorry
322
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:01,300
You know, I don't miss teaching
323
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,608
I guess I just miss
people looking at me
324
00:18:03,608 --> 00:18:07,614
I miss being the center of attention
Is that wrong?
325
00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:10,172
No, honey, that's just who you are
326
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:14,251
And you'll find something
You can't help but shine
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00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,541
Oh, Karen
328
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:19,156
But how am I gonna tell all my students
I'm abandoning them again?
329
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:23,535
Don't. Just cash their checks
and then never come back
330
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,157
That's a good idea
331
00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:28,466
There isn't hope of any one of them
ever having an actual career anyway
332
00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:31,504
we're still here
333
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,158
And scene
334
00:18:44,075 --> 00:18:44,601
Hey
335
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,316
In honor of us
not getting hit by that bus
336
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:48,838
I thought that
I would treat us to lunch
337
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:52,579
Wow, you are happy to be alive
338
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:55,649
Just so you know
I have finished both of our wills
339
00:18:55,649 --> 00:18:56,800
Really? Wow
340
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,645
And I'm leaving you more
than you're leaving me
341
00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,363
A lot more
342
00:19:03,372 --> 00:19:07,509
You know, after what happened to us
I realize that I just
343
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:10,018
I need to start making
some changes in my life
344
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,953
So you know what I did?
345
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,219
I bought this bag
346
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,906
Shouldn't have
Can't afford it
347
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,686
Came out of your inheritance
348
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,354
But really wanted it
349
00:19:22,354 --> 00:19:25,957
So I've decided I'm gonna
start giving myself gifts
350
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,274
That's great
Good for you, sweetie
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00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:29,149
Thank you
352
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:30,548
I made some changes too
353
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:31,604
Oh, great
354
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,971
I quit my job
355
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,797
Excuse me?
356
00:19:35,797 --> 00:19:37,360
I quit my job
357
00:19:37,892 --> 00:19:40,272
I want to do something
meaningful with my life
358
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,669
So I quit
359
00:19:43,134 --> 00:19:45,527
Where you taking me for lunch?
360
00:19:47,572 --> 00:19:50,047
Will, you just dropped
a bombshell on me
361
00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:53,098
Don't you think
you should pay now?
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