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Wow, look at this place!
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Someone either has an admirer
or they just won the Kentucky Derby
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And Grace's legs are spattered with mud
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Who's all this from?
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And why are they sending you men's clothes?
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Wait, these aren't all from Scott Woolley?
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Yeah, my former nemesis is in love with me
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It just keeps happening
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First Anita Bryant, now this guy
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Well, I said the same thing
to him I said to Anita:
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"Squeeze your own oranges!"
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Besides... I met someone
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- Really?
- You did? / Tell us
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Yes, we met online
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We've been exchanging
messages for a few weeks
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and he's funny and charming and...
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He says he's fat
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Really fat!
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I don't know, Karen
You gotta be careful
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You can't trust people
you meet on the Internet
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I went on a date with this guy I met online,
and he seemed really nice
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But at the end of the evening,
I stole $200 from his wallet
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You know, and people lie all the time,
so don't get your hopes up
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He's probably not as fat as he says he is
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Well...I guess we'll find out soon enough
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I invited him out to Shelter Island to our
country club's annual Valentine's Day dance
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I'll know him because he's going to be
wearing a green string around his wrist
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Yeah, 'cause you wouldn't want to
walk up to the wrong 500 pound man
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Ohh... I wonder if my date's here yet
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Oh, my God
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Check out the chunk of a hunk
in the black suit with the big, white smile
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Oh, I hope that's him
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That's a piano
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Where the hell are all the queers
you promised us, Karen?!
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God, even the waiters are straight
It's unnatural
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Oh, honey
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Black, white, gay, straight--
What's the difference?
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We all finish ourselves off in the end anyway
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That's lovely
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I'd almost forgotten
it was Valentine's Day
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Jack, be patient
It could still happen
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The next guy you see
could turn out to be Mr. Right
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Well, well, well...
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Or maybe not
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- Why, Beverley Leslie
- Karen Walker
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Just breaks my heart that you don't
have a partner for the spotlight dance
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How ever will you lead it without a partner?
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Such a pity a bottle of rum can't waltz
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Actually, I do have a date
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Yes, I was just on my way
to meet him by the punch bowl
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Or, as you would call it, the swimmin' hole
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You know, Jack, I think you're right
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No one's gay. And everyone's so old
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There isn't a neck here
you couldn't jump rope with
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Oh, my G-dash-D
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You'll never guess who's here!
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Greg Evigan from TV's "BJ and the Bear,"
and then, after a brief hiatus, "My Two Dads"?
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You know, I never realized
just how gay both those titles are
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It's a wonder he didn't go on
to star in "Hey, Faggot!"
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Pay attention!
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It's that long-limbed lothario Scott Woolley
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Look at him over there, fingering my date
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Oh, Brad, you said there was a party
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It's just a lonely old woman sitting at her desk
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Hey, hey, hey!
I don't normally sit here
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My desk is there
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And the party's upstairs
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- Where is everybody?
- Wrong floor
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The stupid party celebrating
the meaningless day is upstairs
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I take it you're not a big fan of Valentine's Day
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I think it is a ridiculous, trumped-up--
exceedingly handsome, chiseled... holiday
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Yeah, I agree
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It is the most chiseled of all the major holidays
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Uh, one flight up
Have a good time
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You know, for someone
who hates Valentine's Day
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it seems like you have
an awful lot of admirers
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Either that, or you're about to die
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- Oh, wait... That's only funny
- if you're not about to die
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Are you about to die?
Uh, I don't think so
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Unless you're here to kill me
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- Wow. We're in an awkward place
- Yeah
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I'm Nick
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I'm Grace
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Now, you listen to me, Woolley!
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You and me ain't never gonna happen--
Never! Ya hear me?!
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Get the hell out of here before my date arrives!
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- Oh, oh, you got a date
- Yes, I do. A big one
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Enormous, actually
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Uh, 400 pounds, but moves like 380?
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That's right
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Loves midnight snacks on the beach,
horseback eating, and, uh...
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Will be wearing a green string around his wrist?
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You're ElevatorHazard at whalewatcher.com?
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- I hate to point out the obvious--
- I know--
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Why is a pretty girl all by herself
on Valentine's Day?
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Yeah. No, actually, I was gonna say you can't
possibly eat all those chocolates by yourself
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Oh! Want one?
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Yeah
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Not that one. Or that one
No, no, no
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You know, you just said no to an empty wrapper
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Well, there's a little coconut on it
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All right, take it
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Oh...thanks
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You're obviously not in a festive mood
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It's just this whole day,
it's like an evil conspiracy
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Created by the greeting card people and
the flower people and the candy people
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Well, not the candy people
They do...God's work
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You know, I, uh, I don't think
the card people are that bad, either
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Oh, they're the worst
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Reducing love...
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To a cartoon dog holding a bow
and arrow, saying, "I love you."
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Well, you see, this is just a bad card
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I mean, first of all, he should be saying,
"I ruff you."
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Right? And why is he holding a bow and arrow
if you're not gonna do something with it
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Like, um, uh...
"You are the target of my love,"
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or, "Your love makes me quiver."
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Maybe not that one
Sounds sexual
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A little weird coming from a dog
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How about one with a dog on one side
and a lying creep on the other,
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and inside it says,
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"Your husband's got a bitch on the side."
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You know, I can bring that up
at the morning meeting,
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but they tend to frown on calling dogs
bitches and vice versa
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Wait, you're serious?
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You write greeting cards?
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Eh, I prefer to think of them
as extremely short stories
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Okay, I'm gonna try and be careful here
about what I say next
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'cause I don't want to offend you
But your job is lame
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Hmm, and, uh, I'm guessing
by the rows of fabric and the tassels,
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you work for UNICEF?
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At least I don't perpetuate the myth that
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if you're not in love in the middle of February
that there's something wrong with you
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Hmm, and the real myth must be that February 14
is the only day you're unpleasant and bitter
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Whoa
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You know what?
Uh, this is over
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So why don't you just go up to your party--
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- OH!
- Ohh! My--
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I'm so sorry! Here...
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Have a chocolate
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Not this one
You're not bleeding
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Where's the bartender?!
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Why, Karen...
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It's been an hour, and
there's still no sign of your date
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What are you implying, Beverley Leslie?
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That I lied, that I'm just vamping
until I think of my next move?
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Just trying to fill time by
saying meaningless words--
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knickknack, lamp shade,
hullabaloo, soft shell crab
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Excuse me
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My sister wanted me to ask you
if you'd be interested in dancing with her--
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Lucille, I did not
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- She wants to dance with you
- I did not! I wanted the cute one!
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No, no, he is the catch
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He looks just like that young actor
from all those magazines
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What's his name? Sal Mineo
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Thank you. God, I haven't
heard that in over 50 years
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Well, how can you girls
remember Sal Mineo?
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Why, neither of you look a day over 40
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Eh, made 'em happy
Didn't cost anything
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You know what?
We would love to dance
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Oh, why not?
We haven't done this in ages
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I just hope we don't hold you back
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Oh, nonsense, we'll--
we'll take it slow
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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...Flim-flam, Ed Bradley,
nipple clamp, doo-dah parade
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Well, I hope your beau shows
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because if that spotlight finds you all alone
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my business associate Benji and I
will be forced to laugh
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Roll back and forth on the floor and laugh
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and just clutch each other
and roll and laugh...
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And talk about business...
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Listen, Seed of Chucky,
why don't you just leave me alone?!
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Why don't you make me?
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I'll make you
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Aah!
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If you bother the woman
that I love one more time
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I'm gonna rip out your tiny arms
and give 'em to her on a charm bracelet
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Honey, no one's ever offered
to dismember a dwarf
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and make jewelry out of him
for me before
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Beverley... meet Scott Woolley
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My date
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- Your date?
- Oh!
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Benji! Benji!
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He was so big!
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Really, Karen?
I'm your date?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Why not?
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Karen, you've made me the happiest man
on the face of the earth
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Oh, honey...
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That's exactly what Anita Bryant said
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Ow. Ow. That eye stings
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And it tastes a lot like gin
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I got it from my assistant's freezer
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Huh. Is your assistant Courtney Love?
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Not as together
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- I am really, really sorry
- That's all right
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You didn't mean it, did you?
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I mean, you're not homicidal, are you?
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Because it looks like you've been
doing some psychotic gardening
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Oh, uh, this isn't psychotic
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This is
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- Tough year, huh?
- Mm-hmm
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Well, I can sympathize
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I recently lost my wife
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Oh, my God. That's just--
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I'm so sorry
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Yeah, the divorce was
just finalized last week
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Divorce? I thought she died!
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Hey, take it easy
There's a music box in that thing
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Look, I just-- You know what?
I, um, I don't like to say "divorce"
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because it sounds like I did something wrong
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Whereas if she died, at worst,
I'm guilty of negligence
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Ooh, dark. I like that
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Look, I don't know if it's the ice cubes talking
but would it be crazy if...
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we kissed right now?
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On Valentine's Day?
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Can we do that?
Isn't that a little cliche?
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- Where's the party?!
- Upstairs
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Maybe that was a sign
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That we shouldn't kiss or that
you need to get a lock on that door?
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Both
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Uh...
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I should probably get back to,
um, you know, UNICEF
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Ah. Well, I guess this makes us
star-crossed lovers
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Oh...
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Yeah, it's really tragic
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Well, technically it can't be tragic
if we haven't kissed
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That's true
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Do, um, do star-crossed lovers
ever get to see one another again?
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00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,713
Hard to say
247
00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:41,781
'Cause, you know,
usually one or both of them dies
248
00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:46,842
Well, then, let's make sure we eat well
and look both ways before crossing
249
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:51,111
- because I'd like to see you again
- Me, too
250
00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:53,753
Let me help you with the--
251
00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:56,639
- I'll take care of it
- Thanks. Okay.
252
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,331
Well, well, well
253
00:15:04,331 --> 00:15:07,110
I see you boys have met the Portillo sisters
254
00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:10,295
They're my favorite members of this club...
255
00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:12,593
who aren't completely Caucasian
256
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,155
Well, they're terrific dancers
257
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,888
The only way I could keep up with them is
by pretending both of them were drag queens
258
00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:23,667
Heaven forbid!
259
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:29,053
As social chair of this club, and board member
of the Shelter Island Republican Party
260
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:33,459
I can assure you two men will
never dance together on this floor
261
00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:36,033
Did I hear you correctly?
262
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:40,087
Could you say that again
and tilt your head up?
263
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:48,062
Surely you're aware of the winds of change
that are blowing through our fair nation
264
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:52,218
I'm sorry, I'm a wee bit confused
265
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,766
Um... how can I put this delicately?
266
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,947
You're a raging 'mo yourself, no?
267
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,904
I don't know what you're insinuating
268
00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:06,231
but my precious wife Crystal
would be here tonight...
269
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:10,561
But I tragically lost grip on her wheelchair
while maneuvering her down
270
00:16:10,561 --> 00:16:13,202
the 10,000 steps of Chichen-Itza!
271
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,636
I absolutely adore you
272
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:24,374
You are the brightest angel in all of heaven
273
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:31,423
Also, I'd like so much, so much,
to get into your pants. I would
274
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,590
Honey, now, don't make me cry
275
00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:39,694
Okay, boys...
Two Lemon Drops
276
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,653
Ah, don't worry about us
We don't drink
277
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:44,633
We switched exclusively
to pills six years ago
278
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,193
Look, we have to go
279
00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:50,797
We, um, just found out your club
has a policy against gay couples
280
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:51,960
Oh, we know
281
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:57,353
You see, dears, um...
We tell people we're sisters
282
00:16:59,038 --> 00:17:02,362
But we're really... sisters
283
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,436
Portia de Rossi Degeneres,
you're lesbians?!
284
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:14,157
But that's impossible
Your makeup is flawless
285
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,091
We've been hoping this place
would change for 40 years-- / 30
286
00:17:21,297 --> 00:17:23,836
But we see now that it's never gonna happen
287
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,320
Yeah, and what's the point in taking a stand?
288
00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:32,060
Tragic
289
00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:36,386
I know. Sisters and lesbians
290
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:45,697
All right, everyone, it's time
for the traditional spotlight dance
291
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,805
Okay, honey, we're up!
Come on!
292
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:51,359
Okay. Karen, sweetie,
just one quick word
293
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,487
Thank you
294
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:57,539
This is the first time
I've ever felt truly happy 00:17:59,252
Really?
296
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,733
Yeah, because to me
this isn't just a dance
297
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:04,064
It's the beginning
of our life together
298
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,140
Karen!
299
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,457
I'm sorry. Honey, I can't
300
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:19,844
I-I thought you were just a kook,
but it turns out you're a sweet kook
301
00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:24,304
Honey, I can't do this to you
To me, this is just a dance
302
00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:27,679
So there's--
There's nothing between us?
303
00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:28,840
Nothing
304
00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:31,040
And I'm sorry, because...
305
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,486
I like you
306
00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:38,334
Well, liking sometimes blossoms into loving
Loving somebody
307
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,649
Not this time
308
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,022
- What if we--
- Never gonna happen
309
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,073
Thank you
310
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,910
At least I--at least
I got to feel something
311
00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:51,834
You're welcome
312
00:18:55,129 --> 00:18:56,198
Thank you
313
00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,782
What's this?
314
00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:04,294
Karen Walker without a date?
315
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:09,038
I beg of you to not gawk at her
like a hideous circus freak
316
00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:11,742
How dare you?
317
00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:14,609
I have choked on
olives bigger than you!
318
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,308
All right, so I'm alone!
319
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:22,032
Again. Go ahead, stare!
320
00:19:22,032 --> 00:19:24,320
Or you could stare at this
321
00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:33,570
Shall we?
322
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,991
- I've been waiting for 40 y--
- 30
323
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:47,140
Oh, Benji, I can't stand the sight of all this...
homosexual dancing!
324
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:51,096
Let's just close our eyes and...sway
325
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:58,564
Hey
326
00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:00,840
Hey, you finally got here
327
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,939
Did I miss anything?
328
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:03,958
Eh, nothing
329
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,462
Wanna dance?
330
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,061
I would love to?
331
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,826
We are good at this
332
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,855
We're like the best dancers here
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