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Hey, kids
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Hey, Karen, wow!
I love the blonde
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It's very Mary J. Blige meets
Barbara Eden meets My Little Pony
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Rosie's pretending to be sick
so she's slacking off
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She wouldn't even shampoo my hair
in the shower this morning
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Luckily, my cook's teenage daughter
was willing to sell me her hair
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Oh, Will's boyfriend
You're a cop
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I need you to get rid of these tickets for me
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These are tickets to Harvey Fierstein
in Fiddler On the Roof
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Yeah, well you can see why I'd
wanna get rid of them. Hop to it!
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Karen, Vincent has been fired for
trying on gloves in a hostage situation
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But Will doesn't know
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He also doesn't know I've been using
his ATM card for the past two years
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Vince, you're gonna have to tell him, you know
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He'll understand
Will loves accessories
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For God's sake, he names his scarves
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I know. Remember that time he almost cried
because he dropped coffee on Burberry Pete
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No, I'm gonna tell him
All right?
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I'm just waiting for the perfect time
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Unbelievable news
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- I'm up for partner!
- Whoo! / Yeah!
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And you, mister, are taking me out
to celebrate
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I'm talking about the most
expensive restaurant in the city
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I can't. I got fired
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What?! You--
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What do you mean you got fired?
What happened?
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It was like two weeks ago
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We followed this perp into Saks
when I noticed these cashmere gloves
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So, I just tried them on for a second
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And just when I was seeing
how it looked with a navy cardigan
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the cashier got shot
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And they fired you for that?!
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Just to play devil's advocate
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wouldn't those gloves have been just as cute
after you disarmed the gunman?
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Wow, so you hate gays, too
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Oh, Jackie. We only hate gays
because that's what's in right now
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Hating gays, hating evolution
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- It's the new age of enlightenment
- Oh
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I've been trying to get a new job
it's just that--
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Hey, hey, hey, don't worry
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You'll land on your feet
Unlike the cashier
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- So who's gonna take me out to dinner?
- I will. I'll use my ATM card
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Is this a mushroom or a cocENoach?
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What do you care?
It's deep fried
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Listen, I know Vince has been
around a lot lately
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but please, if he starts to get on
your nerves, say something
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No, he's fine
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Seriously, you won't hurt my feelings
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I mean, he hasn't left the apartment in a month
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And that couch is practically growing out his ass
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No, I understand
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He got fired
He's going through a hard time
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Well, it must bug you...
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that-that he's gained weight,
stopped showering
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steals jokes from commercials
an-an-- and pretends that they're his own
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I mean, that's gotta be a huge
turnoff for you
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I'm sorry, but I like his little pooch
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And I always laugh
when he farts and says
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"Can you hear me now?"
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Ooh, ooh!
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The new senior partner's coming
Wipe that rice off your neck
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Oh, it just crawled off--
Where did we order from?
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How's my favorite gay lawyer at the firm?
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Not that there's a quota or anything
but three is plenty
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Oh, um, Margot, this is my friend, Grace
I don't think you've met before
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Please, Will, don't introduce me
to everybody as your boss
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Well, actually, I didn't
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Grace, this is Margot
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Please...
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call me Margot
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Oh, good... 'cause that was
kind of my only option
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I'm having a dinner party Friday
for the three candidates for partner
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Oh, great!
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Please do not infer it's going to be
any kind of competition
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Oh, no, no, of course not
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But by the end of the evening
I will have chosen one of you for partner
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Wow, a party's not a party
unless someone goes home devastated
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Oh, I agree
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Why don't you come, Grace?
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Maybe you could be that someone
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No, just kidding
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There's a great guy I'd like to set you up with
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Oh, how rude of me
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I don't know why, I just assumed
you were bitterly divorced
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- No, I am. I'd love to come
- Great
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And Will, bring your boyfriend
I'm dying to meet him
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Oh, I'm dying to have you meet him
Heh heh...
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There is no way I'm bringing that sack!
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He'll make me look bad
He'll screw up my chances!
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Stop complaining and start supporting him
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That fat, lazy, farting sack is your boyfriend
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Well, I gotta hand it to Rosario
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It's been over a month, and
she's still pretending to be sick
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She's even managed to raise
her temperature up to 104
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and make her glands swell up so much
they feel like knees
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Uh, Karen, have you ever thought
she might actually be sick?
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Honey, what would give you an idea like that?
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I mean, look at her
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I'm sick
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Can you believe this one?
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Hey, Meryl Streep!
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Why don't you start preparing for your next role
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as the woman who throws away my gum?
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Eh, start flossing, lady
There's a tooth in here
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You know, Karen, Rosie's color is kinda off
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Although...
What color is she supposed to be?
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I ordered her in hunter green
but she's faded
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Ooh! Listen, honey, I gotta get going
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I gotta go to my Christian Book Club meeting
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Today we're burning Catcher in the Rye
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Karen, I really think we should
take her to the hospital
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Yeah, okay
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Tell her to meet me at the library
with some lighter fluid and a fast car
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Rosie, I think I'm gonna take you over to--
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Oh, my God, Rosie!
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ROSIE!!
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Rosie!
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What?
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Oh. The way you were drinking your tea
it seemed like you were dead
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So when's Vince getting here?
Oh, any minute
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He's coming straight from his new job
which he is over the moon about
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Assistant Head of Security
at Harry Winston Jewelers
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He loves it even more than being a cop
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I'm telling you, that man would take a bullet
for chandelier earrings
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And that is the staff bathroom
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Otherwise known as the one you'll all be using
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Will, Grace, welcome
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Will, that is not a present
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- I told you no presents
- Oh, no, actually it's my scarf
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Ah! I love it
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Thank you
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Yeah, we all brought gifts
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And, apparently, I brought my wife's watch
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It was my grandmother's
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Grace, this is Leonard
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The man I've told you so much about
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Oh, this is--
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Hello, nice to meet you...sir
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Does anyone feel the heat in here?
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Let's get out of here
before clothes start flying off
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I know I'm a little older than you expected
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But if it makes you feel any better
I've looked the same way since 1948
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I love the way you've decorated, Margot
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It's, uh, very elegant
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- But then, you're an elegant woman
- Look, Gary, Roz, get off my leg
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There's no reason to suck up
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You don't need to be worried that
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whoever doesn't make partner tonight
is gonna be fired from the firm
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Because that is not for sure
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So... how do you fit into this group?
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Oh, well, my friend Will works at the firm
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Do you know Margot well?
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You could say that
I'm her husband
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Old and married
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Wow, I feel like Cinderella
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I must say this tapestry of tension I've created
is making me weak in the knees
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And it's working its way up
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Ooh, uh, I'll get it. I'm sure it's Vince
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Ah, two gay men in my apartment
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It's like the '70s again
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Thank God, you're here!
If you were any later
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- you'd have really embarrassed me
- I got fired!
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What?! What happened?
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They had these diamond covered gloves...
and I was trying them on...
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What the hell is with you and gloves?!
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Oh, Will
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You're not gonna believe this
but I'm gonna love telling you
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Seems Nicole and Margot went to
the same all-girls' school
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Gave me a solid academic background
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and half a dozen character-building
lesbian experiences
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Well, Vince and I aren't lesbians
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but we, uh, don't have much sex anymore
so that's close
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Is that--isn't that right, Vince?
Huh, Vince?
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Huh?
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Oh, I'm sorry
I was just, uh--
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I was just, uh...
I was just thinking that
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I'm lost and I'll probably never work again
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You must think I'm pretty pathetic
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Eh
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I love Margot
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I'll never move on
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Maybe you will
Maybe you won't
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Do you know what's for dinner?
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I don't care
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I'd sleep on the guest bed that
the cats pee on just to be near her
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Yeah
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Is there any chance
we've been talking for three hours?
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It sounds like you're getting
a bit mad at me
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No, I'm not mad
It's just that, you know
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you're a little frustrating
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- You wanna take it out on me?
- Huh?
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Spank me
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I am so glad we could do this tonight
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Because I think of the firm as a family
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And there is nothing more important than family
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- Well, speaking of family--
- Shh...
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What? It's great news
We're having a baby
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No, we're not
Nothing's definite
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I might not keep it
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A baby!
Congratulations
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That is wonderful news
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Do you wanna adopt?
I need an answer right now
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You're going to a terrific mother, Roz
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And now, let's all sit down to dinner
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Oh, not you, Roz. You can go home
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What?
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Well, you're not going to be partner
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And this has nothing to do with those
silly studies that say a mother
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is less productive in the workplace
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But there are of those studies
and they all say the same thing
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Honey, where the hell have you been?
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You know that when I drop by unexpectedly
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I like for you to be here so that you can
say something stupid
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and I can say something about
recreational drugs!
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Didn't you get any of my messages?
Rosie is in surgery!
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If they can get her boobs above her waist
they deserve a Nobel prize.
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Karen, this isn't a joke!
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She could die!
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She has tonsillitis!
You hear me? Tonsillitis!
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Okay, I see what she's doing
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She's faking so that she can
get her tonsils taken out
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and sell them to Japanese people
as an aphrodisiac
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Well, I've just raced home
to get a nurse's best friend--
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her Patch Adams nose
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Thank God, I keep a bowl
of them by the door
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Now, Karen, you should come with me
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And why would I do that?
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To show her that you care for her
and that you love her
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You take that back!
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Oh, I know what this is
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People avoid sick loved ones
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so they don't have to face
the idea of losing them
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Saw it all the time in the hospital
250
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That's why when I was a nurse
whenever somebody died
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I hid them under the bed
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- Now, are you coming?
- No!
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And you can tell that package of
assorted chicken parts
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she better get her thighs
and her giblets back to work
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or she can find another coop to sleep in
Chicken!
256
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:04,566
It is a shame I am the only one taking this seriously
257
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Not that I'm not enjoying my fantasy date...
258
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but don't you think we should join
everyone for dinner?
259
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,621
Oh, she doesn't let me eat with her
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And since you're my date
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you don't get to eat either
262
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:26,753
- Probably makes you mad
- It does make me mad
263
00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:30,056
- Mad enough to spank me?
- No, Leonard, I'm not gonna spank you
264
00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:31,475
But you want to
265
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:35,162
Because I remind you of every weak
man who's ever let you down
266
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,267
That's true
267
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,987
And you'd like to hit these men, wouldn't you?
268
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No-o!
269
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Although there are a lot of them
and they would deserve it
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- So just try it
- No!
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Heh, you're divorced, aren't you?
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Thank you
273
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What was it, another woman?
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00:13:55,684 --> 00:13:57,054
Leonard...
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I'm gonna need you to stand like this
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And brace yourself
277
00:14:09,401 --> 00:14:11,083
...So I don't ride anymore
278
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,534
- but we still stable a horse in Millbrook
- Hmm
279
00:14:14,534 --> 00:14:17,481
Vince, you--you were on
mounted duty for awhile, right?
280
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,133
Yeah. I had a horse named Snowflake
281
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:24,395
Real smart. During the Republican Convention
he ran right past the protestors
282
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:26,785
and took a crap in front of Zell Miller
283
00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:30,972
Ha ha. That is officially
my favorite story of the evening
284
00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:32,017
Excuse me
285
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,534
Looks like someone made a new friend
286
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,480
Snowflake was like a brother to me
287
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,730
I wonder what he's doing now
288
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,148
Well, whatever it is, I'm sure he's--
289
00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:58,063
he's the glue that holds
the precinct together
290
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,414
God, I miss that horse!
291
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,962
Will you excuse me?
292
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:09,113
Well... I'll be right back, I--
Remember before,
293
00:15:09,113 --> 00:15:12,675
when the horse took a crap
in front of Zell Mi--
294
00:15:12,675 --> 00:15:13,983
I'll be right back
295
00:15:15,599 --> 00:15:16,671
Get it together!
296
00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,441
Forget about Snowflake
Snowflake is dead
297
00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:19,770
Snowflake is dead?!
298
00:15:20,772 --> 00:15:22,565
Oh! No! The subject is dead
299
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:24,228
Talk about something else
something happy
300
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:30,074
Will, sit down right now
or my finger is going into your wine
301
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,752
But, Margot, what--wh
am I supposed to--to do?
302
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,771
And my finger is in your wine
303
00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,725
Your move
304
00:15:43,031 --> 00:15:44,472
You know what?
305
00:15:44,858 --> 00:15:47,786
My move is something
I should have done a long time ago
306
00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:49,878
I'm going home and
taking care of my boyfriend
307
00:15:49,878 --> 00:15:51,972
Uh, it's okay. It's okay
I'm okay
308
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:54,176
No, you're not
Come on, Vince, we're going
309
00:15:54,176 --> 00:15:56,468
Congratulations, Gary
You're partner
310
00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:58,120
Yes! Ha ha ha!
311
00:15:58,488 --> 00:15:59,826
Hang on, buddy
312
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,633
I'm the only one around here
who can make someone partner
313
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:06,194
And I'm hardly going to do it
during this awkward moment
314
00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,112
Will, you're partner
315
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,435
This isn't fair!
316
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:12,386
Oh, grow up, Gary
317
00:16:12,386 --> 00:16:15,750
Will's getting promoted because
his performance reviews were better
318
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,933
This has nothing to do with
your uninteresting wife
319
00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,244
Excuse me
Will, can we go home?
320
00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:24,332
In a minute
I just-- I think I just made--
321
00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:26,071
I said now!
322
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,314
Oh, my God. I can't stop
323
00:16:37,053 --> 00:16:38,375
Now, remember, Rosie
324
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,713
the doctor says your throat
is gonna be very tender
325
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:44,834
and talking may cause excruciating pain
326
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:48,677
So only speak when absolutely necessary
327
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,380
Thank you, Jack
328
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,324
I'm sorry, dear, what?
329
00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:56,097
I said, thank you
330
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,719
Now, darlin', how can I help ya
if I can't hear ya?
331
00:16:58,719 --> 00:16:59,751
Okay... Come on
332
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:02,835
Thank you, Jack.
333
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,736
Oh, "Thank you, Jack."
Oh, Rosie, that's fine
334
00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:07,339
Yeah, you're welcome
335
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:09,571
But, really, you should save your voice
336
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:11,853
Yeah, you should have just said
"Thank you."
337
00:17:11,853 --> 00:17:13,622
You didn't need to add "Jack."
338
00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:16,282
Try it again
339
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,532
All right, all right
340
00:17:19,532 --> 00:17:22,658
You can quit your fakin', Rosie
you've made your point
341
00:17:22,971 --> 00:17:26,072
You're gonna get an extra 25 cents an hour
342
00:17:26,537 --> 00:17:29,947
And a new pack of sponges
Okay?
343
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:32,077
So, take a bow
Get back to work
344
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,758
What? Rosie doesn't want you here
so why don't you just go--
345
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,243
She can stay
346
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,516
Once again, sweetheart
it is so hard to hear you!
347
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,051
She can stay
348
00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:44,469
Chicken steak?
349
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:49,236
All right, I'll get you some
But I'm tellin' you,
350
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,301
it's gonna go down like broken glass
351
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,240
All right, Rosie
352
00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:57,454
I need you to get out of that bed
and start walking
353
00:17:57,454 --> 00:17:58,957
You know what that is, don't ya?
354
00:17:58,957 --> 00:18:01,150
Put one knuckle right in front of the other
355
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,696
Come on! I'm not foolin' around
you lazy refried--
356
00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:07,766
Oh, my--
357
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:11,443
Oh, no, Rosie! Rosie, don't die!
No! I'm sorry
358
00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:12,889
I knew you weren't faking the whole time
359
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,708
I just couldn't admit that
you were really sick
360
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,586
because then I would have to
think about losing you
361
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:19,353
and I'm not ready for that
I'm not ready, I tell ya!
362
00:18:19,353 --> 00:18:20,293
Oh, come on, Rosie
363
00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:22,758
I always thought I'd be the first one to go
364
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,987
Don't worry, you will
365
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,906
Little thingy came off my finger
366
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,769
How you doin'?
367
00:18:39,061 --> 00:18:39,967
Better
368
00:18:40,656 --> 00:18:41,961
Thanks for saying all that nice stuff
369
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:44,663
Eh, I should have said it a long time ago
370
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,365
This isn't working
371
00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,185
What do you mean?
372
00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:52,049
- Come on, Will, I'm driving you nuts
- No
373
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,332
- Be honest
- Maybe a little
374
00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:57,876
You know, I love having a guy
who stands up for me
375
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:01,549
I just hate being the guy who has to have
somebody stand up for him
376
00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:02,624
Vince...
377
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:05,237
I just need a little time
to figure some stuff out
378
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:08,350
Wow
379
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:12,809
Okay...
um...
380
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,702
what do we do?
381
00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,174
I don't know
382
00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:21,043
- Maybe we take a-- take a break?
- I don't wanna break up
383
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:24,063
Not break up, no, just take a--
take a break
384
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,396
I mean, everybody says that
but we--we really... mean it
385
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,581
Okay. Good
386
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,064
Okay
387
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,481
So, uh...
388
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,310
- I'll see ya
- Yes, you will
389
00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:49,691
Where's Vince?
390
00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:51,725
I think we just broke up
391
00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:02,894
You know, you gave me
quite a scare just then, little miss
392
00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:04,614
I'm sorry, mommy
393
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,463
Rosie, they were out of chicken steak
394
00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:10,205
so I got you jalapeno nachos
and peanut brittle
395
00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:14,667
Oh, Karen
396
00:20:15,057 --> 00:20:16,563
You do love her
397
00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:22,380
I do, Jackie
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