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You know what?
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I kind of like eating
dinner without Grace
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There's enough for seconds
nobody stabs my hand
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with a fork when reaching
for a lamb chop
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She went to the theatre
with my mother. I'd have gone, but..
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this is my firm's busiest time
of the year. I am swamped
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Organizing the Christmas potluck?
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It is such hard work! You wouldn't
believe the number of hours I put in
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Luckily, I-I bill them all to a rich, drunk
client who'll never know the difference
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You're a smart man, Will
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That's why you're my lawyer
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Well, I am just going to come out and
say it. Billy Crystal is an American treasure.
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700 Sundays is a big fat hit
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Mm-hmm. I could only make it through
200 Sundays before I had to hit the can
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- Hi
- Hi
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Mom, I'm so sorry I couldn't make it.
Office emergency
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Oh, I know, I know. The potluck
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Oh, I'd better run if I'm going to
make my train. Grace
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I had so much fun with you!
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I felt like I was out with my new best friend
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I had a great time too. We're gonna
have do this again sometime.
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Well, I am giving a ladies tea tomorrow
afternoon at my house
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Catch the 1:36 train and I will pick you up
on my way home from the market, mm?
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Wow. That's...specific and soon
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Um... Sure, why not?
I'll see you tomorrow
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- 3:06
- Okay
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Get home safe, Will's mom
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Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling
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I learned that from Billy Crystal
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He taught us so many things.
Tuchas... plotzing...
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Well, so long, my little faygeleh
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And that was Glenn. Number eleven
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After him, I went home, took a nap,
went to the gym
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Which is where I met Martin
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Number twelve
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The end
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Jackie, I love the story of the
12 Gays of Christmas
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Miss Karen?
We have a little visitor
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Oh, for God's sake.
I'm not your mother
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You know where the tampons are
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It's your stepdaughter, Olivia
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You Ghost of Christmas Passed-out
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Aww, Rosie. I love it when your
slams turn seasonal
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It means that Christmas is
just around the corner, hmm
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What the hell is Olivia doin' here anyway?
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Well, her ugly mother and fat brother
are in the hospital
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They're sucking out part of his stomach
and putting it into her flat fanny
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Ah, the circle of life
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Anyway, Olivia needs a place
to stay for Christmas
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Hmm, yeah. Well, you can tell her to
forget it. I'm not runnin' a freakin' YMC..
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Hey! Look at you!
Ha ha ha!
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Hi, Karen. Hi, Jack
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I hope it's okay that I'm staying.
It won't be that long.
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I would've stayed with
my stepfather, but..
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he's gonna be busy operating
on my mom and brother
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Honey, you can stay for as long as you want
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Aww, curly
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Seems like just yesterday
I was holdin' ya in my arms
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and then frantically passing you
off to a nanny
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Great to see ya.
Rosie, take her
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Why am I so nice?
Now I'm stuck with her!
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Well, there go my Christmas plans of
sittin' in a dark room and drinking
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And there go my Christmas plans of turning
you so you don't choke on your own vomit
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She's ruining both of
our holidays, Jackie
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless...
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She just ruined yours.
Why don't you take care of her?
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No, Karen. She's a teenage girl.
They're very cruel
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Yeah. The last time I saw Olivia,
I was wearing Uggs
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Which apparently had gone out of style
exactly five minutes before I walked in
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She gave me such a dressing down,
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I ended up sobbing and
curled up in the fecal position
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Honey, don't you mean...
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Oh
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Well... come on, Jackie.
Help me out here
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No, Karen. This is your respons..
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- I'll pay you $1,000 a minute
- And I have a daughter
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Uh, hey, Will.
I was thinking, um
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I don't know what your theme
is for this year's potluck
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but, um, I was thinking maybe
we could make a dessert together
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Gee, Connie, that's tempting..
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Like maybe, uh, we could frost
an upside-down Connie
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I mean an upside-down cake
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Y-you know what might help
this awkward moment, Connie?
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Uh, if you left
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Will, I need to talk to you
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Oh, her. I do not get it
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Um...hey
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I just got back from tea at your mother's,
and something terrible happened
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Oh no, did another one of her friends
admit to sleeping with my father?
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Um, this happened when I went to
set my drink on the mantel
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Mantel?
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Not the mantel where my mother
keeps her Lladro collection
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Maybe
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Grace
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Look me in the eye and tell me that
nothing happened to any one of those figurines
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Okay....
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Particularly not the Bashful Geisha
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- Why, was she special?
- "Was"?!
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Was! Oh, you animal!
You clumsy animal!
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Do you have any idea how important
Wi-San was to my mother?!
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Well, if she was so important,
why was she in front of the cashews!
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She loved that figurine
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When my brother Sam started
a fire making french fries,
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Wi-San was the only thing my mother
ran back in the house to save
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The rest of us had to
be alerted by a neighbor!
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Hey, Will. Do you have time
to go over the Morris case?
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Marc, you went to Harvard.
Do I have to remind you it's potluck week?
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Now, please, go make
a 195 miniature flans
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Okay, that's why I'm the second
gayest lawyer here...
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Okay, all right. I-I need to think here.
Think, Grace, think
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Interesting that you have to
remind yourself to do that
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Okay, I got it! I'm gonna
get her a new one.
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Good thinking, Grace!
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You can't get her a new one. They--
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they stopped making them when Japanese-
Americans began picketing the factory
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Oh, my God
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I have to tell her
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Wait, w-w-w-wait, whoa
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She doesn't know?
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No, I was alone in the living room
pouring cashews into my purse
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After it broke,
I kicked it under the sofa
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This is good.
If she doesn't know,
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we don't tell her. That would be the
worst thing in the world. Listen to me
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Don't say a word.
Pretend it never happened
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I can't do that.
I feel terrible
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You know what your problem is?
Jewish guilt
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It gets you every time
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You know how many Jewish serial
killers there are? Not many
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because they kill once, then they
feel too guilty to kill again
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Or they get caught 'cause they
were distracted by a nosh
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- Ooh!
- Grace!
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Oh, Miss Karen, can I stop for a minute?
My back is hurting
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Keep goin'. I didn't hear anything snap
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This year I'm making your figgy
pudding with rat poison and Ajax
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But no raisins!
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That was so much fun, Olivia
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Finally I can try on a skirt and
get somebody's honest opinion
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You're the only one of my friends
who doesn't look slutty in a micro-mini
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I know, right!
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- Hey, know what we should do?
- Definitely
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- Meet you there
- Okay
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Oh, Jackie
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I cannot believe that
they drummed you out of the
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acting profession for being
an unconvincing no-talent
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That was your best performance yet
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No, Karen, I had fun
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Really?
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'Cause I pay my babysitters
just like I pay my whores
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you gets your money
whether you like it or not
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No, Karen, I really like Olivia
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That little girl you had
no interest in raising is
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turning out to be an amazing
woman you'll never know
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Huh. Well
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I've got a couple hours
free this afternoon
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I'll take her off your hands. Yeah
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we'll go out and do whatever it is
that kids are doin' these days
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Karen, you know you don't wanna do that
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- Well, actually, Honey, I..
- Besides, it's Christmas
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You should just sit here and enjoy
your drink alone like you wanted, yeah
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Oh, I almost forgot. Sorry
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Oh, hi, Mom
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Okay, sure
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Grace, my-- my mom's on her way up
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Why is she here?
She knows. How does she know?
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I'm outta here.
Forward my mail
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Grace, Grace. Grace
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What are you worried about?
You didn't do anything
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Right?
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Right
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So anything she has to say about
the fate of her figurine is new information,
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and should be met with shock.
Let's try it
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Um-- Grace, my Lladro is broken
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Dear God, no!
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Yeah, you're.. you're mildly surprised,
not being asked to give money to charity
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Hi, Mom
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Hi, Marilyn. Tea was so great
yesterday. How are you?
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- Not very good
- What's wrong?
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I have some very sad news, Will.
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Fiona was cleaning after
the party yesterday..
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and she found Wi-San
in pieces on the floor
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Wi-San is dead, Will
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She's dead!
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Wi-San?
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Well, she sounds like somebody
who's ready to go anyway
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She was a very rare Lladro figurine
And somebody broke her
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Oh, I bet it was that Skippy Faber,
the clumsy drunk
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Grace, you were talking to her
Was she slurring?
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Uh, a little
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But I really couldn't tell 'cause she was...
stumbling around and waving her arms
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I knew it!
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I am going to wait until April
and pour bleach on her roses
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Well, hey, that's something
to look forward to
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I'm just going to splash some cold
water on my face, and then I'll be going
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This is perfect!
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This is what happens when you keep
your mouth shut. Skippy Faber takes the fall!
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So, that's it?
I just let Skippy hang for my crime?
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Ah, she's German
We'll just call it even
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Do you know what?
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It could-- it could not have been Skippy
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Because I remember refilling the cashews
right after she left, and Wi-San was fine
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Bashful, but fine
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Well, whatever. The important thing
is it's over and it doesn't matter.
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Oh, yes it does,
Someone came into my house,
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destroyed something beautiful, and
didn't even have the decency to admit it
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Ooh. I am not going to rest until I find them
and pour bleach on something they love
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Now I'm sorry I bought these jeans
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I think they make me look like
I'm not starving myself
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They do too. I mean, any one of us
would kill to have your body
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- Kill.
- I am so serious
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Thanks, Olivia, thanks, Maisie,
thanks, Ruby.
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Boy, how cool are we, huh?
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All the girls wanna be us,
and all the boys wanna date us
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Ha bee da, Bee buh da~
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Whoo! I love Usher. Ha ha!
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Karen, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I come here all the time
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What? You don't shop at malls
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Sure I do.
I get all my jewelry at... Zales
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Of course, I buy all my clothes
at the Limited
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And of course I always get my educational
puzzles at Imaginarium
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Karen, here. Um,
why don't you join us?
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- Y-you don't have to
- No, sure
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I wanna get chilly.
Yeah, yeah
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Let's roll, paddy whack
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Yeah. Yo, crackers, I'd love to!
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00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:50,427
So, what are we doin'?
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What all teenage girls do
245
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Which is remarkably similar
to what gay men do
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Talk about boys, obsess about our
bodies, and make fun of people
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Smack the bitch up!
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Karen!
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Hey, I'm gettin' kind of thirsty.
I'm gonna get us all some beers
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Oh, what am I talkin' about?
Some light beers
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What are you doing?
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I was hangin' out
with my stepdaughter
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You're embarrassing me!
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00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:34,080
And that's hard to do. I was dropped
off at school by a 700-pound man
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00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:38,441
- I gotta go. My friends are waiting
- Fine! Good riddance
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00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:43,454
Besides, I'm gonna go pick up
some lithographs at Z Gallerie
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Wow
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That was just like "The O.C."
259
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:55,033
Only without 25-year-old teenagers
and 35-year-old parents
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00:14:58,892 --> 00:15:02,456
Well, my Holidays Around the World
potluck was a rousing success
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Except when Egypt and Israel
fought over the Suez cannoli
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Fiona
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Hello, Darling. Grace?
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- You remember Fiona, my housekeeper
- Mm?
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00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,605
Well, I-I shouldn't say housekeeper
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She's been with us so long,
she's more like family
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Not really
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Nice to see ya!
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00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,627
- Oh, you're lookin' fit
- Well, thank you
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And we came into town just
to do a little shopping and, uh..
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Oh, golly. Oh, golly
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Where's my other bag?
I must've left it in the lobby
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I'll get it.
You visit with your son
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Oh, you are such a wonderful woman. I..
275
00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:44,946
I swear I don't know
what I would do without you
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I need you to fire her, Will
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00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,081
- What?! Why?
- Well, I figured it out
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She broke the Lladro!
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Here's your scotch
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I wanted a hot cider
281
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,122
Oh. Here's your hot cider
282
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,792
Karen. Why are you making Olivia leave?
283
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,087
Well, she doesn't want to be around me,
I don't want to be around her
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00:16:20,339 --> 00:16:22,442
- I don't
- Yeah? Well then, get riddance!
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Don't let the door,
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00:16:23,377 --> 00:16:25,945
or the gate, or the other door, or the
security laser hit you on the way out!
287
00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:28,657
This is crazy. Olivia
288
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,784
Karen cares about you.
She always has
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00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:31,999
- No, she doesn't
- No, I don't
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00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:36,443
She'd never tell you this herself, but she's
always done a lot of nice things for you
291
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:37,650
- No, she didn't
- No, I haven't
292
00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:43,142
When you were a little girl, your favorite
show was "Step by Step."
293
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,417
Did you know that Karen paid..
294
00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,626
for that show in production two extra
seasons just so you could watch it?
295
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,659
- She did?
- Yes!
296
00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:54,498
Now, damn it
297
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:57,295
you two care about each other.
But you're too stubborn to admit it
298
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,445
Now, I am gonna lock myself out..
299
00:16:59,445 --> 00:17:02,151
on that bitterly cold terrace for
as long as it takes for you guys
300
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,485
to work it out in this warm,
comfortable, cozy room
301
00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,078
Got it?
302
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,063
Well...I better go
303
00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:23,113
- Olivia?
- Yeah?
304
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:28,006
I'm sorry that I wasn't
a very good stepmother
305
00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:30,613
You're all right
306
00:17:31,391 --> 00:17:34,132
Like, remember that time
when we glued the cookie to the floor
307
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:36,651
and watched Mason get splinters
trying to pick it up?
308
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:42,739
And then Stanley showed him how to pry
up the floorboards and eat 'em both together
309
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:48,701
I miss Dad
310
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,121
Yeah. I miss him too, Honey
311
00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,265
You have his eyes, you know
312
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,220
Except.. yours aren't
on the sides of your head
313
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,266
Listen, Come on,
why don't you stay?
314
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:07,773
We can do somethin' fun like roast chestnuts
and then throw 'em at Rosario. Come on
315
00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:09,109
That sounds fun
316
00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:12,052
Okay
317
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,759
You guys worked it out yet?
It's really chilly out here!
318
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:23,853
Mom, e-even if Fiona did break
the Lladro, I can't fire her
319
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,363
she's been with us forever.
She's like a mother to me. Sorry
320
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:30,553
I know. I know, Darling
That's all right
321
00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:33,287
I went through quite a funk
after I had you
322
00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:35,917
I-I wouldn't pick him up for a year
323
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:41,609
And I don't care what the book said,
I still think that was right thing to do
324
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:46,165
Um, Marilyn, I know this isn't
any of my business..
325
00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:48,562
I can't imagine anyone
who's less involved than I am
326
00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:51,875
But, um-- accidents happen
327
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,799
You're not really gonna fire her, are you?
328
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:59,902
You know, I trust everyone implicitly.
Until they betray that trust
329
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And then they are dead to me forever
330
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,637
I'm just going to wait back here
331
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:08,442
Will, take care of it
332
00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:09,294
Why me?
333
00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:12,022
It's easier for you.
You're cold, like your father
334
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,089
I am much too warm
335
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,465
I am not gonna fire Fiona.
You have to tell Mom that you did it
336
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,037
Yes, my mom will torture you forever.
But what's worse?
337
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,848
That, or the knowledge that you cost
an innocent woman her livelihood?
338
00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:28,104
Well, when you put it like that, I guess
339
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,824
the choice is pretty clear...
340
00:19:30,188 --> 00:19:32,424
- Hello, hello
- You're fired
341
00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:36,617
- What?
- N-n-no, you're not!
342
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:38,813
Yes, you are. Get out, you
Lladro-breaking leprechaun.
343
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:41,261
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
stop it! Stop it!
344
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:43,736
You monster.
You are not fired. Mom!
345
00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:46,378
Mom, Grace did it!
Grace broke the Lladro!
346
00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:48,768
I knew it, I knew it all along
347
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:53,282
- What? You knew?
- Oh, give me a little credit.
348
00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:56,572
Grace had her paws
in the cashews all afternoon
349
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,983
So this was--this was all a game?
350
00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:02,212
- You, you were playing us?
- Yes
351
00:20:02,397 --> 00:20:06,547
Marilyn, I am so sorry I broke it.
And I'm so sorry I didn't tell you
352
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,052
I'm sorry too
353
00:20:08,052 --> 00:20:11,640
Although, any wrong doing on my part
can probly be traced to the fact
354
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,502
that I had no human contact
for the first year of my life
355
00:20:19,687 --> 00:20:22,514
Oh, Marilyn, I hope that
we can put this behind us
356
00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:24,164
Hm. We can
357
00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:26,360
Let's pretend it never happened
358
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,439
Come on, Fiona, let's go. Oh!
359
00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,874
Before I forget...
360
00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,783
Happy holidays, Grace
361
00:20:33,309 --> 00:20:35,483
The chocolates you loved at my house
362
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:38,556
- Thank you
- Enjoy
363
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:47,206
Will, see, your mother can forgive and forget
364
00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:49,148
I wouldn't
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