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-Are we late?
-Did we miss breakfast?
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The guy hasn't even
taken my order yet
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Ugh, unbelievable
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I don't know what's happened to
the work ethic in this country
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Don't you have a job to be at?
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I promised myself
I wouldn't repeat outfits
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So, uh, until I go shopping again
I'm not going back
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Oh, I'm so hungry
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I am this close to actually getting up
and pouring myself a glass of juice
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Hey, hey, hey! don't talk crazy
I'm starving too
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but we're not gonna feed ourselves
like a fat family on a camping trip
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This is torture
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Can we talk about
something besides food?
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Okay
This is a little embarrassing
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but I had the weirdest dream last night
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Oh, honey... is it the one
where you're wearing sweats
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that make you look like
a large formless piece of clay?
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'Cause that ain't no dream
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Sorry, I don't look my best
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I guess
unlike you
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I didn't take my head out
of a hat box and staple it to my neck
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Okay, you know what?
This is just rude
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And if there is one thing
I cannot abide, it is rudeness!
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Hey, homo
we're hungry out here!
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Here's an idea. How about
three big bowls of "Get-out-io's"?
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There's sugar on one side
and I'm not your damn cook on the other!
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I'd like mine with bananas, please
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I don't have time to make breakfast today
I'm meeting Vince's mom
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But we're all going over there
for Thanksgiving in two days
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Why don't you just meet her then?
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I need a head start
Vince says she's a tough cookie
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Oh, that doesn't sound so bad
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Yeah, what he actually said was
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that she's already decided
to hate me and good luck
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Well, that doesn't sound so bad
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Apparently she's never
liked any of his boyfriends
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So I'm gonna take her
for a day of shopping
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You know, give her
a whole pretty woman makeover
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Without spending more than $100
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Where're you taking her shopping?
Flint, Michigan?
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Well, I just--I want to
get to know her, ya know
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So I can tell her
how honored I am to meet her
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and how much it means to me
to become part of her family
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You know, just generally blow
a bunch of smoke up her fat ass
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Where's that waiter?
I'm so hungry
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I knew I shouldn't have given
my Powerbar to that homeless woman
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I tried to get it back, but her kid
was just grippin' it too tightly
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Service here always stinks
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How come this place got such
a good write-up in the Fagot's Guide?
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Honey, it's pronounced "fa-GATZ."
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Actually, fools
it's Zagat's
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Uh, not this one
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It rates restaurants based
on cuteness of the wait staff
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You see here
This one got five smiley butts
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Speakin' of butts
had another sex dream last night
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This time I was in the shower
with Barack Obama
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Oh-bama
he was ba-rocking my world
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Well, you better do it soon
You know what they say
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If you don't use it
it'll fall off
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What exactly will fall off?
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I don't know. I don't know
what you guys have down there
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Oh, honey
let me explain
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Imagine the most beautiful flower
you've ever seen
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Its petals opening as
it's gently touched by the sun
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Now imagine
a vagina next to it
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Where is that stupid waiter?
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You just know that idiot
got all our orders mixed up
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Well, here comes
the swarthy immigrant now
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Don't think you're gettin' a tip
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Oh, that's okay
Just the privilege of ordering it
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paying for it, and hauling it
over here is reward enough
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Ooh, sassy waiters
just like the guide promised
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Well, it's official
My mother's toe's broken
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-Oh, no
-What happened?
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Didn`t he tell you?
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Uh, I thought I did. Ya know
we went shopping. And she--
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she fell. It was nothing
It was no big deal, you know
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Certainly no one's fault
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"No one's fault"?
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He pressured her into trying
on these four-inch hooker heels
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And then he told her
to "work it, girl."
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Okay, in hindsight maybe
it wasn't a good idea
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to make her climb up
on the display case and...
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shake her "groove thang,"
but you know...
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She was having fun up until the time
that she fell, and her skirt hiked up
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and she showed her groove thang
to the whole store
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Well, she sounds like a ball of fun
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I can't wait to meet her tomorrow
She's a hooker, you say?
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Well, you can all forget about it
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You can forget it
because Thanksgiving's cancelled
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Why, does she cook with her feet?
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Great. No sex
and now no turkey
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Either way
no stuffin' for you
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Hang on
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What about if you and
I cook Thanksgiving?
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We can do the whole thing
at your mother's house
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She wouldn't have to lift a finger
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Of course she won't
she cooks with her feet
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I don't know. My mom likes
Thanksgiving to be just so
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She's not too thrilled
with you right now, you know
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You could be setting
yourself up for a disaster
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Or am I setting myself
up to be a hero?
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Pa, who's that handsome stranger
who saved Thanksgiving?
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Well, Ma, I reckon
it's our son's boyfriend
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Yeah, I live in Flushing
not the oddly tolerant Ozarks
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Trust me, by the end of the evening
she'll not only have forgiven me
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she'll be thankin' me
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All right
let's give it a shot
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Hey, don't worry
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Will is known for
his perfect Thanksgivings
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Except the one
where he proposed to me
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told me he was gay, and then snuck out
in the middle of the night
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while I was sobbing in bed
But I hardly ever think about that one
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What a cute neighborhood
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I always thought Queens was just
a place to bury bodies or buy discount meat
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Queens gets a bad rap
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It doesn't help that
we got a town called Flushing
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- Makes you think of poop
- Yeah, I got it
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Well, so this is it, huh?
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Family kitchen
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I bet there's a lot of history here
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Yeah, sure is
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Right there
That's the spot my uncle got shot
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And, uh...That's where I was standing
when I accidentally shot my uncle
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Whereas I was thinking less
along the lines of bloodshed
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and more along
the lines of pasta dinners
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Yeah, don't say
"whereas" in front of my mom
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She already thinks
you're a preening sadistic boob
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I'm paraphrasing
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Don't you worry
Whatever she dishes out
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I can take
Today I have the patience of a saint
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And, from looking around the room
I have plenty to choose from
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- Vinnie.
- Hey, Ro.
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Ro, this is Will
Will, this is my sister Ro
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- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
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He's pretty. put a mustache on him
he's cousin Gina
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Thank you
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And congratulations
I hear you're getting married. That's great
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Yeah, Matt's an amazing guy
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He went to summer camp
with Renee Zellweger
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But that's not the only reason
I'm marrying him
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Wow, sounds fascinating
Can't wait to meet him
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Is that my Vinnie?
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Oh, now that's my dad
Listen, don't let him get to you
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He can be a real
S.O.B. Okay?
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-And there he is
-I thought I heard someone in our kitchen
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- Hey, honey
- Hi, Annette
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Good to see you up and around
What a very stylish cane. It suits you
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Would you like me to climb up on
the counter so you can take a better look at it?
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I'm glad we can
all laugh about it
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'Cause...
'cause it's the best medicine
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Vince, you gonna introduce me?
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See how he starts right in?
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Yeah, I know
I'm rude and you're disappointed, Dad
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I'm Will. Nice to meet you, Paul
I'm so sorry about your wife's toe
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Ah, it happens
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One time I was reaching for
the grated cheese and I broke her jaw
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You look good, Vince
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See it?
It's just one dig after another
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Yeah, he's merciless
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Listen, Annette
Vince gave me all of your recipes
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and I want you to know I'm gonna
cook everything just the way you do
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No, you're not
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I woulda cooked it
with two good feet
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Hey, you made it!
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Barely
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You told us to look for the house
with the El Dorado parked out front
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There's, like
17 on this side of the street alone
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Happy Thanksgiving, William
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You missed all the drama
at the parade today
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Underdog got loose
and mounted Bart Simpson
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So, I guess, really
his name should be Topdog
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it smells so good in here
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For God's sake, Grace
don't draw attention to your nose
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Now, remember, everything you do
here tonight is a reflection on me
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I understand completely, Will
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Your large shiny forehead
needs some powder
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I, on the other hand
look fantastic
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Hey, don't hog the forehead!
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Stop it
you bat
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Look, just try to be friendly
Get to know people
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- Talk me up, mingle
- All right, all right
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Which one of them did you say
had the little problem with OxyContin?
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Oh, that'd be me
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Let's get to know each other
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How's it goin'?
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Vince's mother is
still riding me about the toe
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I don't even think it was broken
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I mean, half the foot was bunion
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The mall paramedics almost
threw up when they saw it
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Don't worry about the mom
I am here to make you look good
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And I'm not gonna
leave your side until I do
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- Hey
- Hey
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Hey, Uncle Paul
the El Dorado's fixed!
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I'm gonna go shower
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-Thanks, Grace. It would be great...
-Buzz off, there's a hot guy here
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What are you doing?
I told you to mingle
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Grace took the guy
I wanted to mingle with
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Well, mingle with
Vince's sister Ro
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She's a teacher
She has a condo in Astoria
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- She's getting married
- Oh, yay.
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Lemon, lemon, lemon
I win a dull night
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Annette, can I get you a chair?
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No. It's better I stand
get used to the pain
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Annette, you make
passive aggressive so adorable
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I'm gettin' a beer
You want me to grab you one?
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Yeah, Dad, I drink
That's why I haven't made detective
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That's it
I can't take it anymore
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- I'm gonna confront him
- No, no, not tonight, you're not.
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I have to
I'm angry
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And anger is the number one enemy
of the hair follicle
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I will not lose my hair
for that man
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Look. You are not making
any scenes tonight
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You've put up with that
man's imaginary taunts for years now
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You can last one more day
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Besides, if anything
goes wrong tonight
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Mussolini in the blonde rinse
is gonna blame it all on me
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Fine. Let me just..
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No one's jumpin'
ship yet. I'll wait
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Karen, the most incredible thing
just happened to me
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You found something in this living room
worth more than 20 bucks?
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No, no, I met the hottest guy
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-Hey
-Hey
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Oh, honey, him?
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Oh, he's cute
You should do him
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I can't, that's so inappropriate
and where?
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Anywhere. For God's sake
half the house is covered in plastic
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How would I even do it?
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All right, Grace
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imagine the most beautiful flower
you've ever seen
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- Its petals opening...
- Karen, I know how to do it
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I just don't know how to make it happen
It's been a long time
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You're rusty, huh?
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The old whore is rusty
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All right, well, honey
you want me to go talk to him?
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No, you can't
that's so inappropriate, and when?
237
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:12,712
As soon as this generic
OxyContin wears off
238
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:16,349
It won't be long
I'm starting to get the feeling back in my tongue
239
00:13:20,646 --> 00:13:22,754
Hello, Ro
240
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Her-ro
241
00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:29,588
I'm Jack
Will's friend
242
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:33,343
Not like Will
and your brother are "friends".
243
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:37,421
Okay? You know
one day they'll eventually be "roommates".
244
00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:42,636
And then the proud parents
of a Chinese girl
245
00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:47,251
I know my brother's gay
246
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,140
I've known it since he beat up
some guy in high school
247
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when he said
Lee Majors looked dopey
248
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:55,343
Ah, yes
Who hasn't had that fight?
249
00:13:56,529 --> 00:13:59,038
All right
mingle me this
250
00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:02,871
Are you nervous
about your wedding?
251
00:14:02,871 --> 00:14:04,529
Kind of
'cause I'm a lesbian
252
00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:10,551
A lesbo says what?
253
00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:15,683
I am sorry to dump that on you
but this has been eating me up
254
00:14:15,683 --> 00:14:17,782
I had to tell someone
255
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:21,471
what about your brother?
He's gayish
256
00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:25,163
It seemed easier to do it
with a stranger with a sweet face
257
00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:27,954
Oh, it is
you just gotta know right parks
258
00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:31,663
Oh, you mean me!
Oh, I'm sorry
259
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,623
I'm so sorry
260
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,264
What am I gonna do?
I can't get married
261
00:14:37,264 --> 00:14:39,940
The thought of my fiance's
touch sickens me
262
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,041
I'm a lesbian
I'm a lesbian!
263
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:44,783
Oh, my God
it feels so good to say it out loud
264
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,063
- Hey, babe
- Hi, honey!
265
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:54,186
It's hard to pull off
an Italian Thanksging
266
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,169
I got a lot of bocce balls in the air
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267
00:14:57,169 --> 00:14:57,755
How's it going?
268
00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,641
Good, good.
does my bra look stuffed?
269
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,783
- No
- Damn, I just stuffed it
270
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:06,608
What is Karen doing over there?
God, I hope she's playing it cool
271
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:08,303
Hey, cannoli
272
00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:19,759
see that hamantash over there?
(ī��(Registered Trademark)�� ��Ż�(Registered Trademark)��, �ϸ�Ÿ���� �-���� ����
�а���� ����� �ӿ� ������ �� ��� �ִ� ���� �����)
273
00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:22,325
How'd you like to hit that?
274
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:25,247
So sweetie, I'll go get you a drink
and I'll be right back
275
00:15:25,247 --> 00:15:26,867
Thanks, babe
276
00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,823
God, I hate him
277
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:31,953
A nice guy, but....
I can't get through sex with him
278
00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:34,071
without pretending
he's Renee Zellweger
279
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,502
I met her once
Matt went to camp with her
280
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,711
It's the only reason
I'm marrying him
281
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,067
Yeah, okay
Listen. Ro...
282
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:46,722
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
283
00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:48,787
Wanna hold my hand?
284
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,750
I'm not a therapist
285
00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,599
though I do own a monocle, but
286
00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:03,929
it seems to me
perhaps you should not marry him
287
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:04,914
But I have to
288
00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:07,380
My parents have been dreaming
about my wedding forever
289
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,302
It'll kill them to know that
their only girl loves only girls
290
00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,360
Whoa, what are you talking about?
291
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,622
Your parents have done everything right
They raised all their kids gay
292
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,195
Why would they not accept you?
293
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:25,358
It's different with Vince
294
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:29,958
He's a guy, and we're Italian
All Italian guys are gay
295
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:36,239
That's because the country's
shaped like a thigh-high boot
296
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,607
Look, you're the only person who knows
so please don't tell anyone
297
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:45,310
Well, I won't
but you have to, Ro
298
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,903
And this is the perfect opportunity.
299
00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:52,820
Thanksgiving celebrates
the day the girl Indians
300
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:56,803
first introduced
the girl pilgrims to sex
301
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,083
Yeah, they called it "maize".
302
00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:06,877
Because lesbian sex is very confusing
and if you're not careful
303
00:17:06,877 --> 00:17:09,748
one can lose their way
304
00:17:12,806 --> 00:17:14,631
So you're saying
I should come out today?
305
00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:16,076
Yes! At dinner
306
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,842
You can wave
a turkey leg for emphasis
307
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,723
- Hey
- Hey
308
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:21,885
- I'm Sal
- Grace.
309
00:17:21,885 --> 00:17:24,007
- So you wanna see the garage?
- Yeah
310
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:32,222
Don't do that! That's...
311
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,357
Kinda how I shot my uncle
312
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:40,065
Oh. I'm gonna throw 'em
out and start again
313
00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,807
Don't worry about it
This is Queens
314
00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:45,225
Three second rule's
like a three day rule
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315
00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:46,304
No, no, no
316
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:47,997
I'm gonna throw them out
Your mom will know
317
00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:51,225
She's a witch
I mean, she's darling
318
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:53,559
Why are you doing
this to yourself?
319
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:57,519
Look. You're important to me
And.....
320
00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:58,982
Your family is important to you
321
00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:01,132
and what kind of future
are we gonna have together if...
322
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:02,841
if I'm not accepted here?
323
00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:03,870
That's sweet
324
00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:07,702
But, Will, I really think you're reading way
too much into everything my mother says
325
00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:09,144
Hey, there you are
Vinnie boy
326
00:18:09,144 --> 00:18:13,154
you wanna go downstairs and
get the leaf for the dining room table?
327
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:16,158
We can't do it together?
328
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:19,582
Would it kill you to
spend some time with me?!
329
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:30,950
You shouldn't do that
That's kinda how Vince shot his uncle
330
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,395
Annette
331
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:35,326
I had the feeling our paths
would cross again
332
00:18:35,326 --> 00:18:37,760
Why are you talking like that?
333
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,411
I don't know
it just seemed appropriate
334
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,464
the way you appeared
out of the mist like a Nazi soldier
335
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,755
You seem nervous, Will
336
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:47,669
Like maybe you think
you gotta impress me or something
337
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,740
- I don't?
- No, you do
338
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,223
You know, this family's got
a lot of happy occasions coming up
339
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:55,840
Christmas, New Year's
Ro's wedding
340
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,730
You think you're gonna be
here for all of 'em?
341
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:58,796
I'd like to think I am
342
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:01,903
And I'd like to think
I'm gonna dance again
343
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,671
I know one thing for sure
344
00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:07,439
By the end of the night
345
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,996
you're gonna love me
346
00:19:08,996 --> 00:19:10,040
I doubt it
347
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,269
I've yet to meet a man
who's good enough for my son
348
00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:14,746
Believe me, it would have to be
one hell of a perfect evening
349
00:19:14,746 --> 00:19:17,561
for me to feel
that way about you
350
00:19:17,561 --> 00:19:19,691
-Is that a challenge, Annette?
-It might be
351
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,822
Then meet me on the airfield
with the letters of transit. Come alone
352
00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:28,701
I don't know what the hell that was
but I don't like it!
353
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,804
I thought we were
doing a thing!
354
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,513
Oh, damn it!
355
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,351
Oh, God
There you are
356
00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:35,130
I've been looking all over for you
357
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,519
This two-bedroom attached house
is like a Rubik's Cube
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358
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:40,931
How's it going out there?
359
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,124
Great! Big news
360
00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:43,872
The wedding's off
361
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,927
Ro is a lesbian and she's gonna
tell everybody at dinnertonight
362
00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:48,168
If you never told me
to talk to her
363
00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:50,113
I woulda never convinced her
to come out today
364
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:52,437
But don't worry, buddy
I'll give you all the credit
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