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Boy, there is nothing like
spending a day at a museum
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to remind you just
how painfully boring museums are
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I don't understand why they used to
paint everybody so fat
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It's disgusting
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Although, Jesus did look pretty
hot a couple of times
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You know, I once did it
in a museum
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Really?
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Yeah, just now.
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Some old guy rubbed up
against me and I thought, ugh
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well, may not know much about art
but I know what I like
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Well, I love
the Metro Museum of Art
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Especially, 'cause if you cover up
this part with your fingers
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you can make it say "fart"
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That sounds like a museum
where you might have your own wing
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Excuse me. Oh
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No problem
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Well, well, well. Look at you
all checking out guys' asses
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That's the first time you've done
that since the divorce
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Well, that's because I've decided that
it's time for to start dating again
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-Yay!
-Oh, good for you, sweetie!
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I was gonna say "yay"
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Well, you know, our anniversary is
coming up and it got me thinking
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I should get back in the game
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Leo got back in the game
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Leo got back in the game
while we were still married
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You know, if you're serious about this
there's a guy I've been dying to set you up with
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Sure! Bring him on
Grace Adler is open for business
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Why do you got to be so graphic?
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Honey, I have got
the perfect guy for you
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He's sweet, he's funny
and he is a very tender lover
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Really?
Who is he?
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Oh, um, I don't know his name
but he's in his sixties, hangs out at the museum
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And if that doesn't work out
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there's a guy in my office
Really smart, great sense of humor
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Oh, gosh. Not that loser who's always
organizing those pot-lucks and bake sales
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No, no, that's me!
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You know what? Set 'em up
Set 'em all up. Come one, come all
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All right, we get it. Attention, hikers.
All trails lead to mount Grace!
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Oh, gosh
I'm nervous.
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I haven't done this in a while
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What? Shave above the knee?
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Don't be nervous. Alan is a great guy
And it's only dinner. No big deal
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You're right
Who cares if it works out?
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I'm just looking to get
a couple of dates under my belt
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And if it works out
it works out!
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If it doesn't, it doesn't
But if it did, it would be great
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Great, it'd be fantastic!
This is a big date for you
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I know. It might be
my last chance at happiness
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Might be?
Definitely is
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Yeah, do not screw it up
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Okay, I should go
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-Wish me luck
-Good luck.
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Wait, whoa
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You got a thing there
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It's just some cover-up
I had a spot
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Okay, cover-up is
supposed to cover it up
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not make it look like
a little clay mountain
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God, you can shoot an episode of
"Davey and Goliath" on that thing
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Okay, before you go
I wanna give you some advice
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You wanna give me advice on dating?
That's a joke
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I'm in a serious relationship and
you're divorced and living with a gay guy
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Go on
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Okay, keep your shoes on
at the table
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Eat butter with bread
not as an hors d'oeuvre
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And when the waiter offers you
fresh ground pepper
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don't say
"Is it free?"
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-Anything else?
-Yes. You look beautiful
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Now, come here. Lean forward
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Okay, enough!
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It's a first date
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He's not gonna get as far
with me as you just did
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Well, looky here
Get all slutted up for Will's guy
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Won't even give
my guy a chance
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Your guy wasn't a guy
Your guy was Sharon
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Our lesbian UPS carrier
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Nice
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A snob and a homophobe
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And what about my guy, Richard?
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I thought you'd like him
'cause he's a world traveler
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He hops trains
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The studio apartment
he referred to was a feed cart
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Nice. A snob
and a hobo-phobe
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Well, in any event, honey
we're rooting for you
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Have a good date
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Oh. Hey, hey, come here
One more thing. Here. C'mere
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Will already adjusted them
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Oh, I wasn't adjusting them
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Well, I don't know what's wrong with Grace
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We're good at fixing people up
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I know! I set up the Governor
of Jersey with his boyfriend
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Well... not so much set them up
as loaned them my apartment
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Hey, we should set each other up!
Yeah. I haven't been on a date in ages
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Other than those dinners with Mark Wahlberg
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Well, he threw out half a turkey wrap
and I put it in a baggie
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I eat a little bit every night
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All right, honey. I'll fix you up
What do you like again?
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Ah, men
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I know just the gender
Give me more
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He'd have to be kind
with just an air of mystery about him
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Something that'd
make my pants go. huh!
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- Gotcha. Okay, let's do me now.
- Okay, what do you like?
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Oh, I don't know, honey
I mean, I'm almost 200 years old
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You know, I just don't have time for
all this getting-to-know-ya crap
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I just want somebody who gets me
Somebody who's comfortable in my world
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and makes me laugh
and occasionally brings me flowers
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And... somebody who likes kittens
and the hard-core bondage scene
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So, what do you like to do
when you're not interior designing?
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Well, you know, I like to read
novels and books go to the museum
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Oh, I went to the Met the other day
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So did I! I love that place!
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You know if you block out
the name with your finger
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Nevermind
Uh, what was your favorite part?
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Ah, well... Okay
actually I just went in to use the bathroom
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So, I guess my favorite part
was the toilet part
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I really don't like museums
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Oh, thank God
You know what else I hate? Reading
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You know, I probably shouldn't say
this on the first date but mostly...
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- I like to watch TV
- I love TV!
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Ever since my divorce
it's been like my best friend
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Oh. Did I mention that I'm divorced?
It's kind of a sad story--
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Oh, it's 911. I should take this.
-Hello?
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-Stop talking about your divorce.
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-Are you here?
-Yeah, I'm under the table
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Really?
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Look. Just keep it light and breezy
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"Do you like magazines?
I, too, like magazines!"
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Goodbye, Will
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-Sorry.
-Oh, that's okay.
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You were telling me about your divorce
Oh, forget about that
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Tell me about you
I wanna hear about you
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Well, I'm the mother of two
beautiful boys, Gavin and Tommy
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and I am super-excited to play the "Feud"
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Sorry, it was on
while I was getting ready
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That's funny
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What?
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How many times have you giggled
with the hair toss?
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-One.
-Really?
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-Two
-Really?
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-Three
-I'm here all night
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Eight, okay? Leave me alone
It's going well
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Uh, would you hand me
the butter please?
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Thanks
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No thanks, I don't want to fill up on bread
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Hey, Grace
it's Alan
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I know our date just ended but I wanted
to call and say I had a great time
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That's sweet
So did I
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You're so funny. Easy to talk to, and...
and gorgeous, by the way
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There's the second date
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Anyway, call me sometime
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Tonight if you want. I'm home
But not in a sad way
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I actually had a date
with a beautiful redhead tonight
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Call me and
I'll tell you about it
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You know what?
I think I will call you, Alan. Why Not?
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Hey, Grace
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Sorry, uh, bad connection
Ji--Holland Tunnel
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Just called--say hi
Our anniversary's coming up
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Remember that plan we had?
I w--thinking about you.
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It's Leo, by the way
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Hey! How did the date
with Alan go?
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Oh, it didn't go very well.
I don't think I'm gonna see him again
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Goodnight
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Well, I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
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I know not every body has got a body like you
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But I gotta think twic--
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Hey! Just, uh
listening to the radio
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And with the holy cleansing fire
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the sodomites shall be purged from the land!
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I think it's important
to get both sides
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Well, you're going to hell anyway
so you might as well dance
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So, listen, why, uh--
why didn't it work out with Alan?
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Oh, God
How much butter did you eat?
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No, we just didn't click
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So, Gracie
what happened last night?
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Did you call Leo back or
did you let him dangle?
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Leo called?
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It was nothing
He left a message
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How did you even know about that?
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How come I don't even know about it?
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Um, I know the code to your machine
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It's 52
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Will's age
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Wait, what-- What did he say?
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I don't-- I don't remember
It was nothing. I erased it
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No you didn't, silly
you saved it to your private mailbox
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And that code is 34C
Girl is obsessed with my boobies!
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- Hey, stop!
- No, no, no, no. Let's hear it.
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Hey, Grace
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Sorry, uh, bad connection
Ji--Holland Tunnel
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Just called--say hi
Our anniversary's coming up
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Remember that plan we had?
I w--thinking about you
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It's Leo, by the way
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So, you're not going out with Alan again
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because your ex-husband called
you from a submarine?
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What is he even talking about?
What plan?
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We'd always talked about how every year
on our anniversary we would
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We would go back to the roof
of the Peninsula Hotel
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And jump?
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And make love on the way down
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To commemorate
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where we shared our first moment together
as a married couple
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We had our wedding pictures taken there
I think, I think he wants us to meet
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Yeah, honey. Usually when couples
agree to things like that
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it's because neither one of them has
slept with an underage Cambodian girl
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It was another doctor
and she wasn't underage
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Oh, Grace
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Like women can be doctors
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Hold on, you're not
considering meeting him?
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I don't know
Probably not
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Definitely not!
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It would be like the stupidest thing
you could possibly do!
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You see, this is why
I didn't tell you because I know you
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I knew that you would get all judgmental
and finger pointing
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That's where you're wrong
Bec--
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Look I just-- I hate to see you all
worked up over a few staticky words
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Yeah, G.G., I mean,
how do you know he'd even be there?
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- Because he said he loved me
- He didn't say he loved you
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Yes, he did
at the end
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I didn't hear it and I listened to it
like, 40 times today
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Here it comes
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--thinking about you
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- Here
- It's Leo, by the way
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"I love you, by the way."
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"It's Leo, by the way."
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Okay, okay. All right
all right. Grace
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear
anything in there about love
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I think I might know
what I may have heard
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And I am absolutely sure
I may have heard "I love you".
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I think
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Why did he have to call?
What does it matter?
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I mean, what if he did say "I love you"?
What do you think's gonna happen?"
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You show up on the roof
and you look him in the eyes
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and all of a sudden, he`s not the guy
who always put work before his marriage
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- And, oh yeah, cheated on you!
- Okay! Stop lecturing me, all right?
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This anniversary is
kicking my ass already
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Just back off
I need some space
241
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,043
Space? You know what?
That's a good idea
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00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:43,957
I know exactly what to do
243
00:14:43,957 --> 00:14:48,285
Oh good, problem solved
Will's gonna shoot her into space
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That's nice
I've done that for friends
245
00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:58,067
Here's the plan
246
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I'm booking a hotel
in the Berkshires for the weekend
247
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,509
Great. Finally I can
get some quiet around here
248
00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:05,892
No, you're coming with me
I know you, Grace
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00:15:05,892 --> 00:15:07,405
If you don't, you're gonna spend
your whole anniversary
250
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sitting around here obsessing about Leo
251
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:12,937
Will? Stop it
Stop trying to fix everything, okay?
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00:15:12,937 --> 00:15:17,267
I'm not going anywhere with you
I just need to figure this out for myself
253
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:26,609
Honey, I'm so excited
about my date!
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Oh, good Lord
255
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:31,412
They'll let anybody in here
Honey, would you look at that?
256
00:15:31,412 --> 00:15:34,250
That's my gosh-darned gardener
257
00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:37,423
Good evening, Mrs. Walker
258
00:15:37,423 --> 00:15:38,714
or may I call you Karen?
259
00:15:38,714 --> 00:15:40,655
You may not!
260
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:42,940
How the hell did you
get out of the house?
261
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,813
You haven't accrued enough points
to go off-grounds!
262
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:50,262
No, Karen, this is your date
263
00:15:50,262 --> 00:15:52,581
Apparently, his name is Cliff
264
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,024
He is a widower
a decorated war hero
265
00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:57,819
and a breast cancer survivor
266
00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:01,212
Stop humanizing him!
267
00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:03,764
I know it sounds crazy, Karen
but think about it for a second
268
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You said you wanted somebody
who knew you inside and out
269
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and who would bring you flowers
270
00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:09,687
For you
271
00:16:10,225 --> 00:16:12,874
But please, don't tell Rosario
272
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:16,121
We have a casual thing going
273
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,843
Great. Now I'm getting
Rosario's sloppy seconds!
274
00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:22,550
Thanks for the crappy date!
275
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:24,131
Hi, um, Karen
276
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:28,937
Here! This is
what a great fix-up looks like
277
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,594
Hello, handsome
278
00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:32,182
Is there somewhere else
we could go?
279
00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:35,136
My wife's mother comes here
280
00:16:35,136 --> 00:16:37,210
Your wife!?
281
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:41,096
Honey, he's what
they call on the down low
282
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:42,484
Oprah did a whole show about it
283
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:46,054
Married men who like to
get a little man time on the side
284
00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:47,317
Yeah, but I'm not gay
285
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:50,265
And I would never
suggest you were
286
00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:52,738
Uh, would you excuse us for a moment?
I don't mean to be rude,
287
00:16:52,738 --> 00:16:57,192
but I need to pull her over here
and tell her how disgusted I am by you
288
00:16:57,192 --> 00:17:01,964
Listen... When you come out
give me a call
289
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:05,584
That's the best you could come up with?
290
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:07,063
I've never so insulted in my whole life!
291
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,597
Yeah, well at least I tried!
292
00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:13,200
I wore my Doc Martin's
to the nub trolling gay bars for you!
293
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,284
I inhaled so much glitter
my boogers look like disco balls!
294
00:17:17,284 --> 00:17:19,653
- I couldn't find anyone!
- I couldn't find anyone for you either!
295
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:25,027
And I wore my bone to the nub trolling
all the gay bars in Manhattan
296
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,574
The point is nobody's
good enough for you
297
00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:29,867
Yeah, well nobody's
good enough for you either
298
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:33,680
And they never will be!
299
00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:40,125
It almost sounds like
you don't want me to find anyone
300
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,200
Yeah, well, maybe I don't
301
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,305
Come on, let's face it, Jackie
302
00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:47,718
You're the only who's
good enough for me
303
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,474
Oh, Karen, I feel the same way
about you, too
304
00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:54,044
Hey! Why don't we be
each other's boyfriend?
305
00:17:54,044 --> 00:17:58,106
Oh, Jackie, I'd like that
That sounds sweet
306
00:17:58,106 --> 00:17:59,996
Just one question
307
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:04,968
How would I get my rocks off?
308
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:08,178
Well, that's easy
309
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,927
We just have sex on the side
310
00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,911
Like married people do
311
00:18:14,746 --> 00:18:16,421
This is it, Grace!
I'm leaving!
312
00:18:16,421 --> 00:18:19,837
Weekend in the Berkshires
Last chance!
313
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,359
I'm serious, chances are--
are dwindling here
314
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:26,898
All right, I'm gonna count to three
One, two, three
315
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,390
Who you talking to, crazy?
316
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:33,238
What are-- You're coming?
Why did you keep hanging like that?
317
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,209
'Cause it's fun to make
your voice go up that high
318
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:42,057
Come on, I can't wait to get out of here
and forget about my anniversary
319
00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:47,563
Thanks for doing this
320
00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:51,681
- Glad I could help, sweetie
- Oh! I got us a special treat
321
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:58,381
Stockard Channing reading
The Secret Life of Bees
322
00:18:58,381 --> 00:19:01,101
Ugh. Audiobooks
323
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:05,130
Just another plot to
shove books down our throat
324
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,081
Yeah. This reading thing
has gotten out of hand
325
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:12,164
I hear they're pushing
this junk on kids now
326
00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:16,707
Junk. Junk food. Oreos
Good idea. I'll get them
327
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:31,615
Hey, Grace.
Sorry, uh, bad connection. Ji--Holland Tunnel
328
00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:32,495
Come on, what're you doing in there?
329
00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:35,274
Just called--say hi
Our anniversary's coming up
330
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:39,830
Remember that plan we had? I w--
331
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:54,302
Okay! Here we come!
Ready to go!
332
00:19:56,246 --> 00:20:00,959
You guys knock so softly
we barely heard you
333
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,385
What a re-- What are you doing?
334
00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:04,783
We're coming to the Berkshires with you
to help you get your mind off Leo
335
00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:06,659
You're not invited
336
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:11,369
Uh, that's not for you to decide, okay?
It's up to Grace
337
00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:13,496
- You're not invited
- Yay! It's unanimous!
338
00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:18,571
- Road trip!
- Shotgun!
339
00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:22,889
God, I hope she means
she wants to ride in the front seat
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