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Why are you doing that at the table and
not at your lighted vanity like a real man?
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Ha ha, very funny
Two of the bulbs are burned out
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You really went to town
with those clippers today
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There's enough hair on the
bathroom floor to make a shawl
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What's with all the man-scaping?
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Vince and Nadine are coming
to dinner tomorrow night
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I just wanna look my best
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Plus, I'm sick of getting stopped at airports
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I think it is so cute that
Vince has his own Grace
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I just hope she's not put off by how pretty I am
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Oh, I think she'll be fine
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I don't know. I'm lovely
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Oh, God, this damn thong is riding up
so high I feel it in my throat
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Yeah, look, Grace, Nadine is a sweet,
lovely girl. Whereas you're--
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more of a, of a thong up
the ass girl. And--
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Just try to make a good impression
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Don't you worry about me
I will be a delight
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Oh, dear God, you've over-tweezed again
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Let me look at you
Nope, can't be saved. My advice:
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put two chopsticks in your hair, wear
a kimono, and speak only when spoken to
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Oh, listen, I'm glad you're here
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Um, I'm having a dinner tomorrow night
and it's really important that it goes well
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Say no more
We won't show up
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Thank you
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Karen, why haven't you returned my calls?
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I've, I've called you, like, a dozen times
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Please tell Grace that I quit,
and I am not speaking to her
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Please tell Karen I'm Grace
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I trust you'll see that she gets the message
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I'd tell her, Karen, but I don't know
when I'm gonna get a chance
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Karen, I am sorry I took credit for your work
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I don't know what else I can do
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I apologized. I had flowers delivered
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I even sent you those Entenmann's
chocolate donuts sprinkled with Xanax
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Tell Grace, that even though
it was the perfect gift, it's too late
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Last night I accepted a new position
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Then... after my date left
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- I got a call about a new job
- What?
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Kare's going to my new assistant at Out TV
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Unfortunately, I was forced to release
my old assistant, David, from his post
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Somebody saw him tied to the post
and complained
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Come on, Karen
You can't be serious
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Well, I am
And please tell Grace,
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if she has any thing further to say to me
she can say it to my face!
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Oh, and would you tell Grace I actually
prefer the custard style yogurt? Thank you
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Thank you for giving me this job
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This is gonna be a lot more fun than sitting
around the house poking Rosie with a stick
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and being depressed that I'm not
working for Grace anymore
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Oh, honey, it's going to so much
more fun working here with you
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Quit it! Stop!
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I take my job very seriously
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You can't goof around
This is a very serious place of business!
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Honey, I know. I can see that
Look at the men!
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Look how professional they look
in their suits and ties
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Uh, yeah, that's Yolanda
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And he/she's one of the most
ambitious executives here
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But be careful around him/her,
people say he/she's two-faced
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Now. Let's get down to work
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I need you to take these head-shots
and call all these gay actors
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and see if any of them would actually play gay
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And then, I need you to something
pretty complicated
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I need you to take these folders and put
them in that drawer in alphabetical order
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Oh, honey, this one looks very talented
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"Hi, I'm bland even gay actor."
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I played homo-behind-counter
in piece-of-crap, gay indie film
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Ha ha! Ha ha! Karen, that's genius!
That's never been done!
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Get back to work!
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All right, I'll file
No more jokes
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Thank you
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Oh, honey, I'll get that for you
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Jack McFarland's orifice
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Ha ha! Boy, I can see I'm not gonna
get any work done today!
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My orifice is closed
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Grace, this is Nadine, my better half
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Nadine, this is Grace
She lives with Will
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Hi, you're so much prettier than the picture
Will showed me of you at the pie eating contest
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I've never been in a pie eating contest
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It was Thanksgiving
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Nadine, it's so great to meet you
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Vince has told me so great things about you
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Oh, that's sweet. Like what?
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Oh, I wasn't really prepared
for an example
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But you seem nice!
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Now, why would you go on and on
about me like that?
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Because you're my best friend
You got a problem with that?
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If I did, I guess I could always call the police
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Right, huh?
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She's so good with the jokes,
I'm telling ya
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Sometimes, I think she's funnier than me
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Well, I watch a lot of Comedy Central
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Oh, we're almost out of goat cheese
and papaya quesadillas!
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Oh, there's only one more
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- Here you take it
- No, you take it
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- No, you take it
- I'll take it
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God, you guys are so nice to each other
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- Will, they're so nice to each other
- What?
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- I said, they're so nice to each other
- I can't hear you! What?
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You were so busy clipping
and snipping today,
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what'd you forget the hair in your ears?
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I'm getting something out of the oven!
What do you want?
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Ah, forget it
I don't even care anymore
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Aw, jeez, I got papaya on my cuff
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Dad was right
I can't have nice things
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Aww! Hey, hey! Shhh!
Take a deep breath
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We'll run it under cold water
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Thanks for saving me from myself again
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You see how nice they are with each other?
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- And all we're doing is bickering
- Ah, suck it
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- It's normal- No, it's not
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Nadine is polite and considerate
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And she doesn't eat like she's trying
to win a stuffed animal at a carnival!
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What, so you want me to be more like Nadine?
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Yeah. Like a lot more
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Please! Nadine's not even like Nadine
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- What are you talking about?
- No one is that sweet and nice
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She's like a Stepford Hag
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Underneath it all, I guarantee you,
she's as annoyed by Vince as I am by you
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- Well, you're wrong
- No, I'm right
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What the hell is the matter with you?
Not everybody is phony, Grace
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Did we miss anything?
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Yeah, I was just telling Grace
how much I love her
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Hi, Karen. Um, I didn't notice,
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but the guys in accounting said this
one-page deal memo has 72 mistakes on it
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Well, honey, that's because
I was typing with my boobs
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Karen! You can't type with your boobs!
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It's unprofessional
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Unless, of course, I dictate
with my bellybutton--
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"Please take a memo, Miss Walker"
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"Dear employees...
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"From now on, the network
will be known as Outie TV."
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- Uh, Jack?
- "Yeees?"
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Oh, hey, Tim
Great stubble today
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Thanks, half of it's pencil
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Can I talk to you outside for just a second?
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Listen, uh, I don't know what's going on in there,
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but we got a big presentation today
This is crunch time!
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No, I already did my crunches. It just
looks flabby 'cause I was holding it like this
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Jack, Jack, Jack, I'm a little concerned
about you and your new assistant
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It seems like you're not getting any work done
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Well, it's hard because she's my best friend
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Jack, this is work
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If you can't keep that separate
from your social life
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you're gonna have to let her go
But just be careful how you do it
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As a gay network, we have to be
extremely sensitive
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We don't want anything that resembles
sexual harassment here, handsome
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This is a lovely dinner, Will
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This dressing you made is light, but flavorful
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Well, thank you!
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Yeah, the chicken's great, Will
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Well, I can't take credit for the bone marrow
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I wish I was as good a cook as Will
Or my dad
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But, you know what they say
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Firemen are more cooks,
policemen are more seamstresses
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Oh, that's not true
You make a great sauce
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I get so upset when you're down on yourself
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You know, Nadine, to see
how supportive you are of Vince
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it's just, I find it very refreshing
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Well, what kind of a friend would I be,
if I didn't support him in everything he does?
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I don't know, Nadine,
what kind of a friend would you be?
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Okay. You know what?
Let's play a game Will and I like to call
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"What Annoys Me About My Best Friend"
I'll go first
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Will, those pants make you
loook like you have a vagina!
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Nadine, you're next
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Oh, that's easy. Nothing
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Come on, Nadine,
there's gotta be something
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- No, nothing
- Oh, not so fast
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On that second nothing, I could have sworn
I saw Nadine's lip quiver
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That true?
Did your lip quiver?
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What? There is something?
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Did you hear that, Will?
There is something
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If there was a bone that
you hadn't sucked to the size of a pin,
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I'd knock you over the head with it
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Come on, Nadine. You gotta tell me
I'm startin' to freak out
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No, not in front of them
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Oh, man, this must be bad
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Hey, what?
Is it my crazy, yellow toenail?
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Is it that my mom still sleeps over
when I'm sick?
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She what?
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- No, it's none of them
- Come on, Nadine
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No. I wanna stop now
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Nadine, come on, tell me
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- No! / I'm not gonna let up
- Now, wait...
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- Tell me
- This is just a little ridic--
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- Tell me
- Okay! I hate Will!
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You what?
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You're obnoxious and overbearing
and your food is too pretentious
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I mean, even your chicken
had a swiss-charred vest
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And you're too groomed
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If your eyebrows were tweezed any more,
you'd be Nicole Kidman!
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I can't even stand to look at you
for one more second!
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Thank you for the lovely evening
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Wow. I was sure she was gonna say
that mother sleeping over thing
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Hey, Vince. Just checking to
see if you got home yet
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Hey, how funny was Nadine tonight?
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That whole bit about hating me,
then running out of here
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Heh... On the upside,
you're dating Nicole Kidman!
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Hey, honey. Sorry I'm late
The office was crazy
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I guess the kids are asleep
Did you keep my dinner warm?
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Jack, I am not your wife
And you can call if you're gonna be late!
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There's a plate with tinfoil
on in the oven / Thank you
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Well, I've had quite a day here too
Nadine--
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Please!
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Can't I just sit down and take a load off
before you start in on me!
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My boss is on my case
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He says I gotta have a more professional
relationship with my secretary,
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or else I have to fire her
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He gave me an old tomato
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"Old tomato?"
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Yeah, when you have to do
one thing or the other?
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You have to eat it or throw it
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Old tomato
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Oh, I see. I was confused,
'cause you know,
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I-- I pronounce it old to-mah-to
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Well, I can see you're not going to be any help
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And you wonder why I sleep with men
before I come home
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Hey
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How you feeling?
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It's been an hour and a half
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I just thought I'd give you that time to cool down
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Yeah, you also gave me just enough time
to do all the cleaning up
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Oh, did it work out that way?
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What were you thinking?
Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?
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Will, I am sorry, but trust me
Everything's gonna be okay
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No, it's not. You know the old saying:
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If the hag hates you,
the fag don't date you!
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I know, but don't worry
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'Cause I--I've been doing a lot of thinking,
and I know how to fix this
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- No, no, no, you've done quite enough
- No, but if I go--
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Grace? Promise me
you won't do any thing
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Okay, I promise
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Thank you
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Come on, help me clean up here
There's still a few pots left
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Okay, I hear you. Sounds like you need
a couple more minutes alone
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Oh, my God
Honey, that was so much fun
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Startling the lesbians in the lunchroom
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Oh, my God, Karen, that was so funny!
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You're fired
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- What? Why?
- Because, Karen, I can't do this
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I love you but,
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I can't get anything done with you around
You're too much fun
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Oh, I should have just hired Will
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All right, I know how to be all business
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Okay, let's get right to the bottom line
I would like to stay
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I'm sorry, Karen. No
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How 'bout now? / No
Now? / No
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Welcome to OutTV!
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Nice doing business with you, Miss Walker
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My pleasure, Mr. McFarland
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Before we get back to work, Kare...
Can I just say something to you as a friend?
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I think you should back to Grace
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You guys have it all figured out
How to be colleagues and friends
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I mean, you're really happy over there
I think you should go back
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Oh, Jackie. I wish I could, but I can't
I have too much pride
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There's no way I could go back there
and keep my dignity
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Just do what my mother did
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when she'd come home from the factory
and catch me wearing her makeup
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Honey, I can't stare at Grace and
scream, "Why aren't you a real boy?"
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- It wouldn't make any sense
- No
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- Pretend it never happened
- No, Jackie, I can't
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There's nothing you can do
to change my mind
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Really?
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- How 'bout now?
- Done
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Hi, Grace
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Hey, Nadine
Thanks for meeting me
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I was sort of surprised to hear from you
after what happened the other night
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I don't know where all that anger came from
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Thank God I have the new
Norah Jones to calm me down
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Well, that's why I wanted us to meet
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So, I could tell you that none of that
changes how I feel about you or Vince
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I think you're super, and Vince is so sweet
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He is... like sugar, wrapped in
honey, dipped in hugs
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00:15:57,584 --> 00:16:00,579
Yeah, you wanna hear something
funny about him? / Sure!
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- You will never have him
- What? Excuse me?
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You will never have him
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He's gay, you're straight
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He will never change, no matter
how many boyfriends you scare off
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Okay, I know what's going on here
You're just mad
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because I said I hate your dippy
little fancy chicken friend
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- Deal with it
- You will never have him
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- Stop! Stop saying that!
- I know you, Nadine
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You hope that Vince being gay
is just a phase
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You fantasize that Will dies in a car crash
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and that you're the only one
who could comfort Vince
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Until one night, that comfort
turns into unbridled love-making
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You're wrong! It was a plane crash
291
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Don't you see?
I know you, because I was you
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But we're just so perfect together
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I mean, he's the one
who loves me for who I really am
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Sad
295
00:16:57,318 --> 00:17:00,891
Look, there are tons of guys out there
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And eventually one
is going to fall in love with you
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Not because of who you are,
but because of what you look like
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A guy who sees you primarily as a pretty face
and a hot body he wants to screw
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00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,642
You deserve that!
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00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:21,135
Thank you, Grace
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00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:24,126
You might be right!
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00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:26,246
And you know what?
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00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:30,383
I don't think I'm gonna give myself
little cuts on my leg today
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You know what that's called, Nadine?
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00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,804
Growth
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00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,131
Oh, you're back
307
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:50,957
Vince is on his way over
I was just in the bathroom
308
00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,215
gluing hair back on my eyebrows
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00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:57,731
Better. You look more like
Jennifer Connelly now
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00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:02,327
Hey, guys. Will, I just spoke with Nadine
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She feels really awful about what happened
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00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:09,817
Yeah, said it was to some side effects from
combining paxil, Nicorette, and grapefruit
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00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:14,445
She thinks my meals are pretentious
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00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,408
Anyway, turns out she likes you a whole lot
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00:18:16,408 --> 00:18:17,869
She was gonna come down here with me right now,
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00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:22,441
but some guy in the subway said, "Nice ass"
and she went home with him
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00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,814
So unlike her
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00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:28,047
Sex with a stranger on public transportation?
319
00:18:28,047 --> 00:18:30,215
That girl's gonna be okay
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00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,747
- So, we're okay?
- Always
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00:18:37,222 --> 00:18:38,688
And, Hey, Grace?
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00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,646
Nadine said she had a great time
with you at coffee
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00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,661
and I just wanna thank you from the bot--
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00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:44,929
Crud, how'd I get smuts
on this shirt, already?
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00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:48,499
Dammit, my father gave me this shirt
He set me up to fail!
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00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:56,839
Coffee? What did you do?
I thought I told you not to do anything?
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00:18:56,839 --> 00:19:00,153
I know, I'm sorry
I just felt that she really--
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00:19:00,153 --> 00:19:02,168
She really needed to know the truth...
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00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:06,249
That you are a wonderful, loving,
compassionate man
330
00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:09,980
And she should count herself
blessed to have you in her life
331
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:13,321
Aw... So you're not gonna tell me?
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00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:14,709
Not gonna tell you
333
00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:17,673
- Thank you
- Back off
334
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,670
you're never gonna have me
335
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:29,329
Ugh. Sorry I'm late, honey
That took forever
336
00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:31,510
The lines at the drugstore were crazy
337
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:35,801
Okay. Here's your tab and
your Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific
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00:19:37,025 --> 00:19:41,155
Wow, that was a long line
Started in 1975
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00:19:41,844 --> 00:19:45,348
What? What are you talking about?
I was gone, like, 10 minutes
340
00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:48,561
- Karen, are we gonna pretend that we--
- Honey, listen, I'd love to stand around
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00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:51,155
and chat with ya all day long,
but you've got work to do
342
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:54,047
And this new pill splitter isn't
gonna break itself in
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00:20:05,264 --> 00:20:06,850
I missed you
344
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:10,372
Wow. Clingy much?
345
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,456
Girl can't even take a break
without a freak-out
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00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,839
I missed you too, honey
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