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Hello?
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- What?
- Why are you wearing that?
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So that even people in your dreams
know you're gay?
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Hey. All day long my calves
are suffocated by pants
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Nighttime is-- is their time
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- What are you doing?
- I can't sleep
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Look what I found
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It's called a book, Grace
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We keep them in the den to seem smart
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No. The flower
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Leo bought this for me
on our second date
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I felt so bad I didn't get him
anything, I put out
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God, you'll do anything
to save a buck
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I can't believe
my marriage is over
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What's gonna happen to us, Will?
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We're just gonna end up two old
spinsters rotting away
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in this apartment, bickering over
who peed on the sofa
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Look, first of all--
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We both know who peed on the sofa
Okay?
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And second, I have a boyfriend
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You and Vince are so lucky. You will
never know the pain of divorce
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Well, that's 'cause we're legally
barred from the joy of marriage
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It's 3:00 AM!
What the ham samwich is going on?
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What are you--
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What am I--?! What are you--?!
Take that off!
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You take it off!
I wore it to bed before you
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This is humiliating
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You coulda had the decency
to at least call me
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I did!
I left a message!
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I said, "Jack
I'm wearing a nightshirt."
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- You check in about your sleepwear?
- Yeah
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And why we bother is
a mystery to me
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Look, just keep it down, okay?
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Tomorrow is my first rehearsal
as backup dancer
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with one Miss Janet Jackson
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I need to be in control
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You know how huge that is?
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There isn't one person in this room who
hasn't had anonymous sex to her music
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He's right
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Hey, thanks for walking me to rehearsal
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So, why don't you stick around, Karen?
I'll introduce you to Janet Jackson
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Oh, that would be fantastic
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You know, Rosario wants to
get her autograph
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She's a huge Janet Jackson fan
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Or was that Jesse Jackson?
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Which one ran for president?
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I do not know
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You know what? I've gotta
find the ladies' room
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It's true what they say: You don't
buy tequila. You rent it
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Hello
You must be the newbie
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If that means do
I shave down there, yes
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- Hi, I'm Jack McFarland
- Artemus Johnson
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Hi
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And if you don't mind my saying, uh
you seem a little old for a dancer
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Miss Jackson doesn't like
her dancers old
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- How old are you?
- 22
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- I'm 21
- I'm 20. I was born in 196-- 7-- 84
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Okay, dancers. Janet's coming
And please, don't make a big fuss
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It's not her style
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Hey, great entrance
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Thank you
It costs a little extra
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but I make up for it by having all of
you guys pay for your own costumes
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Hi, Miss Jackson
I'm Jack McFarland
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I am dancer number 6
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Oh, you're the newbie
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Oh, God, I gotta start closing
the door in my dressing room
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Uh, can you start the music...
British guy?
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Okay, follow me!
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- And five, six, seven--
- W-w-wait.
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Can you say that again?
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- Five, six, seven, eight?
- No, just the first part.
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- Five?
- Five. That's it
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You know, I feel this connection
between Jackson and five
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I don't know what it is
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But, it--it's powerful, you know
It's--Five is a very mystical number
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Uh, this is true, Miss Jackson
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It is the number of
fingers on one hand
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and the number of people
in a monage a trois
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I think I want five dancers
instead of six
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Which means one of you has to go
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Fire the new guy
Who said that?
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Shut up, Kent
Break it up, fellas
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Fire the guy
who's been here the longest
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Shut up, Jack! You shut up, Jack!
Come on, guys. Take it outside
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I think I know what we have to do
We have to have a dance-off
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Dance-off? Dance-off!
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Between the new guy, and the guy
who's been here the longest
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The guy who's been here the longest!
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Don't you think, that it's a little unfair
to judge us solely on our dancing ability?
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Dancing ability
dancing ability, dan--
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Oh, we're not doing that?
Okay, sorry
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Whoa... What happened?
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I'm like a mile away
tellin' some lady next to me
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I'm gonna make a lasagna tonight
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She was wearing the same outfit
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Come on, Truman
I wanna make that 3:00 movie
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I'm sorry, I up all night
with Grace and--
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- Hello, Grace
- Will, I need to talk
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Why? What happened?
Are you okay?
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I was cleaning out my closet
and I found one of Leo's old shirts
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Oh, no. Not the super-soft NYU
med school one
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that could double
as a shorty nighty?
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Yeah
That's the-- What?
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The point is, you're upset and
you've gotta get rid of that thing
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So wrap it in tissue and
put it in my cedar chest
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I'll be right home
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I'm sorry, I gotta go
I can't go to the movie
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- Grace is just having a really--
- It's okay. It's okay
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She's going through a rough time
I like that you're a good friend
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- See you tomorrow at lunch
- Yeah-- Wha-- Lunch?
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With my lieutenant
I told you, like, 10 times
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Oh, can't we get out of that?
You said the guy's a racist homophobe
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And an anti-Semite
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It just doesn't come up much 'cause
there are no Jewish cops or perps
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This is my boss, Will
It's important
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Well, if it's important to you
it's important to me
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What, Grace?
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I am not wearing your sweatsuit
Yours is lavender
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God, Karen, I'm so nervous
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I haven't hada dance-off since highschool
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Well, it wasn't so much a dance-off
as I was beaten up by the football team
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But I still danced my heart out
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Honey... It's memories like that those
football player will treasure forever
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Oh, God. My knee
I can hardly walk
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Luckily, I don't have to walk
I just have to dance
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You're goin' down, newbie!
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Actually, I'm lettin' it grow out
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Why, Artemus Johnson...
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Hello, Karen
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Well, well, well
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- It's been a long time
- 12 years to be exact
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Seattle, 1992
We met at the Space Needle
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Unquestionably our country's
greatest needle
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It started to rain
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And we started to make love
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The rest passed like a dream
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Taking the monorail to Seahawks
and Sonics games
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watching them throw fish
at Pike Place Market
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Sipping lattes at the original Starbucks
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Yes, it was quite a day, wasn't it?
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Wait. My dance-off opponent
was your former lover?
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What a twist!
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I did not see that coming
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- This show is so sad
- What are you watching?
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My wedding video
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Look, there's Leo and meholding hands
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Look how happy and beautiful I was
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Now all I have is my beauty
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My saaaad beauty
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- Why are you watching this?
- Well, how could I not?
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It's on all the time!
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Come on, come on
Watch with me
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Let's see if we can spot the moment
where Leo checked out of the marriage
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Yeah, it sounds like fun
I'm running late
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Got lunch with my gay cop
boyfriend's homophobic lieutenant
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I know I've used that like, 100 times
but this time I really mean it
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You know, this is really bad timing
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You getting involved with someone
while I'm going through all this
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You're right
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This is worse than when I arranged
to have my grandmother die the day
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you wanted to seethe Lizzie Maguire movie
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Can you at least stayfive more minutes?
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What do you need me for? You're just
sitting around, picking at a scab
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I cut myself shaving three weeks ago
and it still hasn't healed!
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Not that scab! The emotional sc--
Oh, never mind! I gotta go
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Fine, don't let me keep you
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- Wow, your hair looked good that day
- You know the secret?
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I got it cut exactly two weeks before
the wedding. And it-- No, n-n-no
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Nice try!
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You guys, did I leave my Lady Schick--
What the--!
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That's right, Jackie
We're back together
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Like a Sicilian woman's eyebrows
we cannot be kept apart
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How could you do this, Karen?
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How could you with Artemus
my archnemesis?
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It's worse than that time you sleptwith Fievel... My arch-rival
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Okay, calm downListen to me
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This is not going to
affect you, or the dance-off
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Shh, okay?
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Now. I need you to let Artemus
win the dance-off. Okay?
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What? Are you asking
to throw the dance?
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That's like asking Einstein to throw the--
Wait, who's Einstein, again?
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I agree with Jack
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I prefer to let the best man win
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Let me win, please!
Come on, let me win
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- I'm old
- I'm old, too
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- I'm 33
- I'm 35
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- I'm 40
- I'm 20
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I'm 19
Game on!
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Now, if you'll excuse me
I gotta go call my daughter
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who just graduated
from law school today
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Jackie, please?
Let him win
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Without this job, he's got nothing
Besides, I love him!
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You don't love him!
He's just a rebound guy
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I resent that!
I am vulnerable
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And this is the first man that I have been
with since my marriage failed
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who has allowed me to come back--
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rebound, if you will--
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from all that pain
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So how dare you imply
some sort of "rebound guy."
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Fine! But I still
won't throw the dance
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I wouldn't do it for 30 football players
pushing my face into the gym floor
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and I won't do it for you!
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Yeah, they got me doin'
this sensitivity training
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I wasn't sure about it at first
but, uh, it's been eye-opening
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- Pay attention
- I am
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Like, did you know you're not supposed
to say the word "Oriental" anymore?
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It's considered disparaging
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Unless you're talking about a rug
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Made by an Oriental
Ha ha ha ha!
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- Enough with the phone already
- I'm sorry. Grace and I had a fi--
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Never mind
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You know what else is not
popular all of a sudden?
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"Wop"
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Yeah, it's a shame so
many racial epithets
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have fallen out since
the civil rights movement
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Excuse me
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Aw, me and my big mouth
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- Please tell me he's not a Guinea
- No, sir. He's not
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But for what it's worth, I am
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- Hey
- Hey
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- I'm sorry
- Me too
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You know what?You may be right
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I think I'm making things worse
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Oh, sweetie
I hear rustling
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Is-- Are you wearing
your wedding dress?
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No, just the veil
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For God's sake, Grace!
Take that off and put it back in my closet!
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Look, I gotta go
Just, just--
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Remember that jerk cheated on you
and you are better off alone
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What are you doing?
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I'm stuck in there, listening to him
talk about how he's learning to love
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his mulatto bastard grandchild
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I'm sorry
I had to talk to Grace
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Right. 'Cause we're having
lunch from 1:00 to 2:00
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which only leaves you 23 hours
to catch up on her problems
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What about me, Will?
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You know, this is a relation-ship
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When one of the crew goes overboard
the ship sinks
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No, it doesn't
That's a terrible metaphor
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You're a terrible metaphor
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- That's a comeback?
- You're a comeback!
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Come on
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I won't call her anymore
We talked, I told her she's better off alone
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"Better off alone"?
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See that in a lot of suicide notes
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Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry
I just--
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How can I put in words
you'll understand...
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There's a Hebe in trouble
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Welcome to Dance-Off 2004
Sponsored by Pennzoil
(������: ���� ���� ��)
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Now We're gonna do our standard routine
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I'll step out
You two freestyle
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Now, during that time
you're not allowed to do this...
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Okay? Or this...
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Or this...
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But you can do this...
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And you have to
give meat least two of these...
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Okay
Places, people
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And...
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Five, six, seven, eight
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All right, now
everybody join in
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Please, Jackie
do it for me!
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Karen, what are you doing here?
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Come on, Jackie!
I love him
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- Ooh, here comes the change up!
- Get off the dance floor!
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Freestyle
Jack, you go first
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Oh, Jackie. Jackie, please. Please!
I love my rebound guy
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All right, I throw the dance!
Stop!
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If anybody finds a pin, I think
it came out of my knee
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Jack, you're a very courageous man
to stop a dance-off sponsored by Pennzoil
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Well, Janet, I love dancing
high-quality motor oil, and you
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But... A good friend asked me something
and I-- I may not understand why and...
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She's done a lot for me
without asking questions
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So, I-I really wanna do this for her
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Well, it's nice that you'd
throw the dance for her
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but you still wouldn't do it for me!?
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Karen!
This is for you
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Oh, Jackie
Thank you
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You're a good friend
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Artemus, yay!
You can keep your job
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Let's go celebrate!
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No can do
Sorry, we're through
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I was only using you
to get what I wanted
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Now that I got that
what do I need you for?
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Wait a minute. That--that gives me an idea
Can you say that again?
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- What do I need you for?
- No, just the last part
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For
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Four. That's
a much more mystical number
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You're right, Miss Jackson
It is...
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It's the number of people in a monage
a trois if one of them gets tired
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I only need four dancers
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Artemus, Jack, I'm sorry
But you're both out
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Five!
What was I thinking?
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Hey, Vince
It's me again
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I-I just wanted to say I'm sorry
about lunch. Again
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I-- I liked your Lieutenant
It was-- It was nice of him to say that
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I-I wasn't as big a sissy as
as he thought I'd be
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Anyway, call me
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You want a reminder of
how good you have it??
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Come look at pictures of my wedding
to a future adulterer
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Why don't you just cut his head
out of the pictures
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like everybody else does and move on?
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Ugh. Now there's a visitor?
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Vince, what's going on?
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I was chasing a suspect past your
building so I thought I'd come up
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I got some anger I need to express
I was afraid if I took it out on the suspect
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they'd suspend me again
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So, you're gonna beat me?
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I'm not mad at you, Will
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I'm mad at Grace
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Yeah, beat her!
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You're too needy
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And it's affecting my relationship with Will
So stop being so selfish!
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Whoa!
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I have sat up with this guy
listening to him complaining for years
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"No one loves me
I can't get a date."
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And now I need him for a few weeks
And you've got a problem?
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You're the one who's selfish!
I'm mad at you. How 'bout that?
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- I reject your anger
- I reject yours
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- Will, tell her she's nuts
- Will, tell her she's bluh-uh...
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Hey, that's really, really mature
Stupid head
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Hey! Stop it, you two!
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- You know, just pick somebody, Will
- Yeah, pick someone
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- Me or stupid head
- Stupid head's mine, stupid head
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- Pick me
- That's crazy!
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- Pick me
- I am not picking sides here
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- Pick someone, Will!
- Okay, okay! I--
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I pick my boyfriend
I really pick you
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It's like a stage whisper
I can hear you
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Look, Vince, listen, I...
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Grace and I have been together
a long time
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So this tends to happen, you know...
When you date Will, you...
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You kinda date Will and Grace
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It's true
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That's a bunch of crap
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I'm not dating Grace
I'm dating you
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But I want all of you
and I won't settle for less
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So when you know what you want
you call me
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Wow. That's, like, the most romantic thing
anyone has ever said to us
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I know. I don't want us to lose him
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Vince, wait!
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I know what I want
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I want you to stay
I want to work on this
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I'll leave you guys alone
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It's time that
I put this away, anyway
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- So, uh--
- Is that a wedding album?
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'Cause I love those
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Mmmm....
That's a nice dress
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Vera Wang
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Do I look like I became gay yesterday?
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Um, what-- What are you doing?
I thought we were gonna figure this out
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Yeah, later, Rude
We're looking at a wedding album
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Well, we haven't resolved anything
I mean, what if I can never pick a side?
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Yeah, that's one of your hot-button issues
You should work on that
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Yeah, work on that, Will
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This is Leo?
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Yeah
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He looks shifty
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Give me his license
I'll have his car booted
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Thank you, Vince
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I'm sorry about your job, Jackie
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- That was your dream
- Yeah. Well, you know...
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At least I got to dance with two of the three
greatest superstar dancers of our time
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Who's the third?
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Oh, Jackie
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Mmm
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Oh, to answer your question?
Madonna
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