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♪
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I remember the winter of '86. The snow came early.
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And it was time to get our sleds ready for fun.
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Can we be done now? I'm starving.
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No, Simon's grounded to the house so we get first dibs on
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the paint.
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Remember what happened last year?
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I remember.
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The war to end all wars had nothing on the pecking order
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of the Buckley brothers.
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Today another skirmish in the struggle for the coveted
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upper hand.
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It usually belonged to Simon,
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but at this moment it belonged to me.
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And my brother Peter.
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And Simon couldn't stand it.
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He had called dibs on my favorite color, again, but uh,
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I'm not grounded to the house, am I?
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New decorations came in at Smithee's so I'm running
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over there to get some before they run out.
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Gee, Mom, how many more do you need?
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That's a good one honey. A hot pizza is inside. Matthew, don't
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get paint on those new pants!
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OK!
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Pepperoni, my taste buds are yours.
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What? It's locked!
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Peter, go check the other door.
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OK.
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Ugh.
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Is it open?
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Nope!
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Let us in, I have to get this paint off my pants before
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Dad gets home!
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And we want some pizza!
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This?
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Let us in or else!
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Let's smash the door down!
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Drop the hoe, Peter!
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So far there'd been no sign of the real enemy.
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An interesting strategy. Simon was in there somewhere, snarfing
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the pizza while we raged against the impenetrable fortress.
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[whistling]
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Hey it's Morris, it's Morris, come on!
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The mailman! Every kid's favorite person
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around Christmas time.
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He brought candy, presents from Grandma, and the Christmas
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catalog.
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Hey boys!
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Is it here, is it here yet?
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Not today.
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When-when?
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Soon!
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Soon.
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Every year we boys waited for the Christmas catalog.
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Whoever got their hands on the catalog first could get their
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order in to Santa before the best toys were spoken for.
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Simon got it last year.
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Come to think of it, Simon got it every year.
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Simon!
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♪
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Simon! Over here!
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Simon!
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Come on!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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[sighs]
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I think you forgot one thing, Simon...
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Your sled's outside.
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Are you out of your teeny tiny mind?
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For a moment I thought I detected a whiff of fear in
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Simon's voice-it was an octave higher than usual.
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Puberty had so far eluded Simon.
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It was his Achilles' heel.
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You have thirty seconds to let us in.
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But all your stuff is in here and I'm going to destroy it.
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Remember what Dad did the last time you destroyed my stuff?
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Fine! I'll unlock the front door.
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Huh... I won.
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And with fewer casualties than normal.
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When the calm voice of reason kicked in later,
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I cursed myself for falling for Simon's bluff.
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Ugh!
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How did he get the sled?
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Wait a minute!
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Traitor!
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Sorry!
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I was hungry!
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My goal in life back then was to beat Simon.
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Beat him at something, anything, it didn't matter.
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Simon always won, no matter what it was he won.
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But today would be different.
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Today, I would win.
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Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!
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Freeze! Right there, Santa's
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little helper!
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Dad!
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Keep your hands where I can see them. Give me the hoe,
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give me the hoe!
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Are those your new pants?
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What in the name of... Kris Kringle is going on out here?
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Well how should I know? I lost my glasses and you know I can't
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see a thing without them.
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They wrecked Simon's sled!
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You ate all the pizza!
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They locked us out!
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Matthew wiped paint on the door!
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Woah what?!
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Oh! Payback's coming, John!
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That is it!
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We're getting chickens!
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Chickens?
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[chickens clucking]
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When it came time for Dad to hand out the chicken chores,
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wouldn't you know it? Simon suddenly realized he was
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allergic to feathers.
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I was born second,
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and I've been in second place ever since.
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[humming Christmas music]
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The day Mom found out she was having number five,
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she began to wear nothing but pink.
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She was sure that would guarantee that she'd have a girl
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Good girl Rosie.
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Yeah, Peter never quite caught on that chickens aren't pets.
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I mean, chickens don't even like people. Rosie bit me once,
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so I know.
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No fair! Simon always gets juice!
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You know milk gives him a tummy ache.
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Yeah, Simon was lactose intolerant before lactose
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intolerance was even a thing.
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[gasp]
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Ew! Stop that, Farding!
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[laughter]
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F-A-R-D-I-NG
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Farding.
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Mmhmm.
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It's funny every time.
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The naming of our dog was brilliant.
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A serendipitous gift that kept on giving every single day.
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Come here, Farding!
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Good Farding!
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Up!
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Good Farding!
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By the time Mom caught on to what we'd done, it was
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too late. She tried her best to change Farding's name to Spot,
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Muffy, even Warren G. Harding.
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But lucky for us, Farding only answered to "Farding."
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Hey guys, I'm going to need a lot of hard boiled eggs for my
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egg and spoon race tonight, Matthew,
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you're in charge of that.
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Peter, can you just get Rosie in her coop before you go
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school? All right? She left me a little present on the couch
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last night.
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Will do, Mom.
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Oohh! This better be a girl.
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What's that under your shirt?
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Lookie what I found.
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The elving stocking! Mom knitted that stocking right after I
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was born! That's when everything in our lives turned pink.
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Mom wanted a girl.
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The pink elving stocking!
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Look with your eyes, not your hands!
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Where'd you get that?
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That's for me to know and you to find out.
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I'm choosing first this year.
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[car honks]
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Um, I'll put this back where I found it, but I pick first,
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Capiche?
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Capiche, unless I find it first.
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Hey!
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Take the first available seat!
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Now, rumor had it that Earl, our bus driver, fought in Vietnam.
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I believed it.
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He ran his bus like a drill sergeant.
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Our last driver let you choose which seat you wanted to sit in.
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[clears throat]
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Not Earl.
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[ominous music]
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First available seat, Finn. Good morning.
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Morning, guys.
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[kids talking]
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[gasp]
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The Hagbarts! Finn, Feeb, Fae, and Little Francie.
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Nemesis to all.
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They doled out a slice of misery to anyone who got in their way.
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Scaredy cats.
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Now, we Buckley brothers had miraculously evaded
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their evil eye by laying low in vinyl seats.
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Our strategy was to never make eye contact.
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We thought we'd be free of them this year.
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You're in my seat.
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But lucky us, Finn got held back.
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Scram!
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You big smelly goober face!
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Nice one, Simon.
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Let's just, rewind the VCR...
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No harm done.
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You gonna beat Simon up?
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Shut it, Sid.
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Looks like it's gonna' be a holly jolly Christmas.
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[school bell rings]
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After six hours of being locked up, we were finally set free.
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Look what I made!
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What is that?
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An angel! We're putting it on our tree when we get home.
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That thing is as ugly as sin and will never go on a Buckley tree.
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I'm telling Mom.
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Huh, the school yard had been cleared out like last year's
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decorations at Smithee's general store. I sniffed the air.
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It smelled like a brawl.
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You guys, stay right here. Don't move.
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[kids chanting fight]
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Oh! Simon!
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First blood has been drawn, and there was only one person who
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could be responsible.
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I smelled him before I saw him.
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Get him, Finn!
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He's gonna get it now.
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Hit him, Finn!
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Matthew, watch out!
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Ha!
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Uh oh.
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That's not good.
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I'm dead!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Listen!
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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist!
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Finn!
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Remember that!
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Bus leaves in two minutes.
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You want a ride home?
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You'd best be on it.
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♪
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Let's go.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Finn. What happened?
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I couldn't understand why Mrs. Honeywell was always so
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kind to Finn.
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All right, let's go inside and get you cleaned up, ok?
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Maybe she just didn't see what was really going on.
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Hey, the parents will know nothing.
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Thanks, guys.
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The catalog!
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Back off, brothers!
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I'm gonna' get that Finn Hagbart if it's the last thing I do.
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You and what army?
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[Romeo and Juliet Fantasy Overture]
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Looks like we have new neighbors.
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Why are you talking funny?
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I'm not talking funny.
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You know the first time you notice that a girl is a girl?
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Stay here.
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Yeah...
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John, boil the eggs.
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OK.
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Why are you here?
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No reason.
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[overture continues]
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Peter was... too young to understand.
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Boys, eleven o'clock.
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What are you doing?
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Gathering... soil samples?
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How do I keep loosing to this guy?
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Fascinating.
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I'm Juniper, and you guys are?
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I'm Peter, this is Rosie.
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Oh your dogs so cute, what's her name?
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Uhh...
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Hi, I'm Alan Goodman.
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Nice chicken, I used to raise dorkens when I was little.
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Dorken? What's a dorken?
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You look like you could use a friend.
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Ohhh, that's a dorken.
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Boys, lets go, we're late.
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I should go.
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There's a carnival at the school later.
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You guys should come, its free.
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Maybe I will, bye.
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Bye.
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Nice job Pete!
279
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Huh? What did I do?
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Hey, thanks for boiling the eggs.
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What does boil mean?
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Mhmm.
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Big smiles!
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Do not let John bob for apples, last year he fell in the barrel
285
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and almost drowned.
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Alright no drowning this year.
287
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And no candy, or junk.
288
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Ok no candy or junk.
289
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Was she serious? Candy and junk were flowing like milk and honey
290
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But come to my egg and spoon race, we have prizes.
291
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Not candy.
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Tooth brushes, pencils.
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I want candy.
294
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Me too, lets go.
295
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[carnival music plays]
296
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Thank you.
297
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,139
Scram!
298
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,609
Why are the Hagbarts so evil?
299
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,512
That's one of life's great mysteries.
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00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,316
She came!
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00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,484
Sweeter than candy.
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00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,586
Lets go bob for apples.
303
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,188
But, you promised mom.
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I'll hold your feet.
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00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,790
Yeah, come on.
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You said you'd hold my feet.
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I could have died. I'm telling mom!
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You tell mom no catalog, no toys.
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00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,271
Attention kids, the egg and spoon race will start in a few
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minutes.
311
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,179
I've never been in an egg and spoon race before.
312
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,215
Oh I have, lots of times.
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00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,283
Matthew Marrian Buckley.
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Not my middle name!
315
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Did I not ask you to boil the eggs?
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Thanks Mom.
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00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,627
Seven years of hiding Marrian from public knowledge,
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down the drain.
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Matthew, you're in time out when we get home.
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Very disappointed.
321
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,804
At least I can count on Simon to do the right thing.
322
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:22,574
thank you sweetheart for taking such good care of John.
323
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,243
My pleasure mom.
324
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,344
But--
325
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,783
Mom says no but, I'm pretty sure Simon's adopted.
326
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,888
Now I don't recall when the parents decided that the tub
327
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,625
was the perfect place for timeouts, but eventually boys
328
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,194
learned to accept, and then embrace it.
329
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,730
I mean, if we figured if we were in the tub we didn’t have to do
330
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,167
chores or homework, it was a win-win.
331
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,470
So uhh... what did you do this time?
332
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,572
I don't remember.
333
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,675
That's a good answer.
334
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,178
You've got a future in politics I think.
335
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,684
And listen, I think your mom's had a really, really long day
336
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,187
I would really appreciate it if you could try a little
337
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,188
bit harder.
338
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,223
But...
339
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,326
Ok... I'll try.
340
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,595
Thanks.
341
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:20,799
Now why don't you go apologize, and then perhaps you, your
342
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,668
brothers, and myself.
343
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,903
Could make our way up to the pirate ship.
344
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,507
Sail the seven seas for a little while.
345
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,243
What do you say about that?
346
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,244
Arrrrg.
347
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:32,911
Arrrrgh.
348
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,713
Arrrrrrg.
349
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,883
Barnacle, check the front.
350
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,953
We pitched in our allowances for months to build this with dad.
351
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,923
It was our sanctuary, where we guys read stories about pirates,
352
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,759
gold doubloons, and adventures at sea.
353
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,497
No one but Buckleys were allowed on this hallowed place, ever.
354
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,766
Arrrgh! Everyone up!
355
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,303
There he stood on the deck of the ship, blood dripping
356
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,340
from his rapier.
357
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,243
Drip. Drip. Drip.
358
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:09,214
The crew held still, they didn't dare move.
359
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:12,818
Not one lick, for if they moved they knew
360
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,686
What red beard would...
361
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,424
[evil laughter]
362
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,426
Help me!
363
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,395
Ha Hah!
364
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,463
Captain Buck-Beard?
365
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,397
Fight me!
366
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,466
[grunting]
367
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,668
Noo!
368
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,471
[grunting, swords clanging]
369
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,377
No!
370
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,946
Ha ha hah!
371
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,514
Whoaah!
372
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,016
Help me!
373
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,717
[water splashes]
374
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,362
My hero!
375
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,336
Matthew!
376
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,373
What do ye be dreaming about?
377
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,476
Nothing!
378
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,713
I just, liked dad's story.
379
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:21,286
You'll like it from Davey Jones locker! Ha Ha Ha!
380
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,889
We're here to pick a family to elve.
381
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:27,559
Ok guys, so before we get started um... I just want to
382
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,563
make a quick little announcement to the family. Mom is going to
383
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,664
have another baby.
384
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,466
No, really?
385
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,602
Its a boy baby, right daddy?
386
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,003
Well we don't really know that yet.
387
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,638
we don't know that yet, its a girl.
388
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,474
Girls are putrid.
389
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,043
What about Juniper, is she?
390
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,245
She's different.
391
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,815
Ok boys um... because of the baby I won't be able to head
392
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,584
up the elving project this year.
393
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,452
Interesting...
394
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:58,023
So... its gonna' rest on your shoulders.
395
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,994
Lets do the pledge.
396
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,466
We do hereby promise.
397
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:13,005
To fulfill our elving duties with honor and bravery.
398
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,742
We will never divulge our identities.
399
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,744
To the people we elve,
400
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:22,948
No matter what mayhem, or bedlam
401
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,385
might be inflicted upon us.
402
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,687
This is our solemn pledge.
403
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,656
Ralph you really need to memorize that
404
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,823
one of these years.
405
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,959
I had it fine, here you go Simon, go ahead.
406
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,861
Simon always gets to go first.
407
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,698
Well its because I love Simon more, plus he's the oldest
408
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,900
we just start in order, ok?
409
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,937
Who wrote this?
410
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,907
We can't elve mom, no one can elve mom.
411
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,444
Yeah, she lives here.
412
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,015
The Goodmans.
413
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,450
Goodmans?
414
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,586
Mom.
415
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,555
For cryin' out loud.
416
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,357
The Goodmans.
417
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,593
You guys only wanna' elve the Goodmans because you have a mush
418
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,594
crush on Juniper.
419
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,562
Whoah whoah whoah!
420
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:11,430
I do not have a mush crush on--
421
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:15,133
Hey! Hey! Feet off the couch come on!
422
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,604
Alright, obviously we have a tie, so...
423
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,873
Since I got two of the votes,
424
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:24,443
I would kinda like to choose.
425
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,081
There's a family,
426
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,017
they live on the edge of town,
427
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,889
We think you know them, the Hagbarts.
428
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:38,690
[ominous music]
429
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,093
Joy... to the world.
430
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,763
Great, that's settled.
431
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,898
Hagbarts it is then.
432
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,101
[Joy to The World]
433
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,539
So I guess Coca-Cola is trying a new formula.
434
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,908
Calling it "New Coke".
435
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,210
Oh, that's gonna be big.
436
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,244
It sure was.
437
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:02,147
Well here's an article about the school carnival
438
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,683
And a picture of John Buckley.
439
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,584
Really?
440
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:06,151
Yeah.
441
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,619
Oh that's, its so cu--
442
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,654
[gasp]
443
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,659
Simon.
444
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,564
[sighs]
445
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,434
Now you have to miss the first night of elving.
446
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,772
Justice, served.
447
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,974
Mom style.
448
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,947
♪
449
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,121
The glorious days of elving had finally begun.
450
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,591
And even though I wanted to deck Finn instead of deck the halls
451
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,995
I felt a twinge of excitement, there was more to this than
452
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,198
giving out treats, we became a band of brothers.
453
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:55,233
The Robin Hoods of the neighborhood,
454
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,236
delivering out bounty to those who needed it.
455
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,953
Holy moly.
456
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,190
The magic of elving kicked in.
457
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,159
And when I saw little Francine with the cookies, I realized
458
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:21,693
that...
459
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,629
maybe she wasn't so bad after all.
460
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:40,212
Now I head searched every square inch of that house.
461
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,948
Maybe the catalog really hadn't come yet.
462
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,649
[whistling]
463
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,685
Well hey buddy, how are ya?
464
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,221
Sorry.
465
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,090
No catalog today, maybe tomorrow?
466
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,762
Matthew.
467
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,200
I'm sorry about the other day, its kind of embarrassing when
468
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,203
your mom gets mad at you in front of your friends.
469
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,105
Thanks.
470
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,775
I was just about to take the dog for a walk.
471
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,310
Could I come?
472
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,679
Sure, I guess.
473
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,715
If you want to.
474
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,683
I do.
475
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,601
Wow!
476
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:37,802
Is this really yours?
477
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:42,941
Yeah, its mine, well, its all of ours the Buckley brothers.
478
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,676
Can we go inside?
479
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,012
Well... we better not.
480
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,381
Please?
481
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,616
Ok.
482
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:05,897
Ok... now what? Uhmm... candy?
483
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:06,798
Want some?
484
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,701
Sure! Thanks.
485
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,111
Its just too quiet.
486
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,117
Say something, anything!!
487
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,254
So... what do you want to be when you grow up?
488
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:33,792
Probably a lawyer. What about you?
489
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:37,896
Well... I'd like to write, so...
490
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,932
I guess I'll be a writer.
491
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,168
Ok, not bad.
492
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:47,806
Monica would love this place, she loves pirates.
493
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:53,712
You can't tell Monica, only Buckleys are allowed in here.
494
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:54,846
I'm not a Buckley.
495
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:57,115
That's a good point.
496
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:58,984
Gasp! Her candy cane!
497
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,785
Stop, Farding!
498
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,887
I didn't, I mean...
499
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,923
No, the dog.
500
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,659
Her name
501
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,762
its Farding..
502
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,131
Farding, why?
503
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,468
Well, our mom wears a lot of pink blush and
504
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:19,170
well, another word for blush is fard, and we thought it
505
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,239
was funny, so...
506
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,742
We're just stupid boys.
507
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:24,476
Aww...
508
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:27,145
my ship, has sunk.
509
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:29,781
Stop that... Farding.
510
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,017
Oh!
511
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:36,321
It was then that I knew, that I'd met the girl of my dreams.
512
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:39,891
Christmas was coming and things were looking up for
513
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:42,861
Matthew Marrian Buckley
514
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,197
Not one more sound goodnight!
515
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,332
[door slams]
516
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,501
If somebody yells goodnight at you do you think they
517
00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,436
actually want you to have a good night?
518
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,472
Now I actually wanted my own room but Mom and Dad thought
519
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,241
we would bond better this way.
520
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:57,742
Get the pillows.
521
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,844
They were right.
522
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,881
We'd always send peter to get the pillows, he's sell his soul
523
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,184
for one of those wax bottles.
524
00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,386
We bought 'em by the dozen.
525
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,391
[laughing]
526
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,931
[thump]
527
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:24,302
I'm going up there.
528
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:30,008
Honey, they're boys, sit, grab me that pillow for my feet.
529
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:33,445
Can you get'em up there?
530
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:38,383
Barely, oh my gosh its just, this child better be a girl.
531
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,486
Oh my gosh.
532
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,387
You alright?
533
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,388
Oh!
534
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:46,458
Oh honey, can you get me a pillow for my back?
535
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,826
Really?
536
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,060
Yeah.
537
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,061
Yeah.
538
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,030
I'll hold these.
539
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,066
I bet you will.
540
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,102
Its payback time John Buckley.
541
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,536
Payback time it is.
542
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,204
Ready Pete?
543
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,105
Its ready.
544
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,340
Now John could sleep through anything.
545
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,944
Once he was out he stayed out.
546
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,983
Is he still asleep?
547
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:15,120
Yeah, he's still asleep.
548
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,554
you wanna' go again?
549
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,556
Yeah!
550
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,359
[circus music plays]
551
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,368
[thump]
552
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:33,872
The lamp!
553
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,840
We're dead!
554
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,209
Oh no! Dads coming!
555
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,145
What are we gonna' do? Simon?
556
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,882
Simon had mastered the art of a hasty retreat years ago.
557
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:46,518
I stared at him in loathing admiration as I noticed he had
558
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,454
the presence of mind to let a rivulet of spittle drip down his
559
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,958
And then, I noticed John. Sleeping like a sloth on
560
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,827
the floor.
561
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,396
[door opens]
562
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,978
Did he stay asleep the whole time?
563
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,458
[chuckling]
564
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,460
That's pretty cool.
565
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,096
Just for the record it was my idea.
566
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,599
Yeah but its still pretty cool.
567
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:37,969
Maybe I'm not adopted after all.
568
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:42,006
Has anyone seen Rosie?
569
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,476
Dad, Rosie is missing.
570
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,246
I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere bud.
571
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:50,215
I bet she flew away.
572
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:54,052
Why would she do that? She loves me!
573
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:57,188
Rosie, where are you girl?
574
00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:03,494
And now for the pièce de résistance.
575
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:09,067
Oh wow, honey you have really outdone yourself this time.
576
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:09,701
Wow.
577
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:10,368
Thanks honey.
578
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:11,269
Look at that.
579
00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,670
[Ralph takes a deep breath]
580
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,906
Whoah.
581
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,509
Is that a store bought chicken?
582
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,447
Uhmmm...
583
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:27,218
Is that... Rosie?
584
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,557
Ralph, you didn't...
585
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,962
No, I...
586
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,398
Ralph...
587
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:48,239
You, you know all those chickens. They all look alike.
588
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:51,142
are moments in everyone's
589
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:54,479
they wear little name tags or anything like that so...
590
00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:55,747
Peter l-listen...
591
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:58,750
There are moments in everyones lives when the stars fall out of
592
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:01,586
alignment and nothing seems right with the world.
593
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,122
This was one of those moments.
594
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:09,093
Rosie really looks delicious right now and if you look at her
595
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:13,998
I mean its almost as if she is... asking you to eat her,
596
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:17,035
You could have your pick of piece, you could have whichever
597
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,270
piece you want.
598
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,508
She looks more beautiful now than she did then.
599
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,642
[exasperated sigh]
600
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:28,313
We ate the potatoes, the stuffing, the rolls and the
601
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,181
pumpkin pie.
602
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:34,252
Rosie, remained unconsumed.
603
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,594
[grave music plays]
604
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,213
[crying]
605
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,219
Who's for breakfast, Farding?
606
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,425
Mom's favorite platter lies under the ground to this day.
607
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,362
[pirate speak]
608
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,263
Dad! Dad!
609
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,365
Who did this?
610
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,634
My heart sank, the Hagbarts had plundered our ship!
611
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,869
They pillaged our loot!
612
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:28,773
It was time for revenge and we would give them no quarter.
613
00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:31,075
My sled is gone!
614
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,644
Question is...
615
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,248
how did they find our ship?
616
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:42,353
You didn't bring someone here?
617
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,255
Of course he didn't.
618
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,292
Did you?
619
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,195
I brought Juniper here.
620
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:55,533
But I didn't know someone would follow us and do this!
621
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:58,169
You brought a girl... here?
622
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,537
What about the Buckley code?
623
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:02,206
Matthew I am really disappointed in you.
624
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,307
So am I.
625
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:04,675
Me too.
626
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,310
I had to deflect attention.
627
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,213
Well at least I didn't kill Rosie.
628
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,350
I had seen Mom use this tactic on Dad many times.
629
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,487
No. Wait-wait just a minute here.
630
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,890
You all had something to do with this.
631
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:23,694
You're all grounded, going home now, grounded!
632
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,870
I owe you guys an apology.
633
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,140
I made a mistake,
634
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,109
and I'm sorry.
635
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:41,245
we all do.
636
00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:44,315
Make mistakes that is.
637
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,286
I'm sorry too guys.
638
00:34:54,559 --> 00:35:00,598
Christmas was barreling down on us like a train out of a tunnel.
639
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:06,604
We were running out of time, where was the catalog.
640
00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,807
Where did Simon hide it?
641
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:15,213
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go, ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
642
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,248
up on the housetop, click, click, click.
643
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,249
[clicking]
644
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:23,554
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
645
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,390
I want the best tree on the lot.
646
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,262
Wait why are we going past Jay's?
647
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,331
We're trying something new this year guys.
648
00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:34,899
New?
649
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,815
Augghh. Not the Hagbarts.
650
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,419
Look who's coming.
651
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:01,659
Hi Finn.
652
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:04,295
Prices are on the Trees, cash only.
653
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,496
Perfect.
654
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,833
The Hagbart's trees were not like the ones on Jay's lot.
655
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,369
Jay's trees were tall and strong looking.
656
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:16,374
These trees were straggly and ugly, just like the Hagbarts.
657
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,848
[car door closes]
658
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:25,650
[gasp]
659
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,818
My sled!
660
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,721
That's Matthews sled!
661
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,690
Not anymore.
662
00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:33,891
What's that?
663
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:37,395
An angel, we're putting it on our tree when we get home.
664
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,865
Give that back!
665
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:43,301
Its OK, he can look at it.
666
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,536
Call this an angel?
667
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,572
Its ugly as sin.
668
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:48,506
First the ship
669
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,440
Whoops.
670
00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:49,807
And now this?
671
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,075
Hey!
672
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,878
I don't remember what happened next, it was a blur of white hot
673
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:57,481
righteous indignation all I knew was no one messed with John
674
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,317
Buckley, except his brothers.
675
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,484
he broke my angel.
676
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,787
We'll make another angel honey.
677
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,523
Not like this one.
678
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,024
Listen Finn.
679
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:13,531
Here, we really wanna' take that, that tree.
680
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,633
You paid way too much money.
681
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:21,606
You know I don't think so that tree is really something special
682
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,941
Thank you.
683
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:27,478
Merry Christmas.
684
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,990
Take the tree to their car.
685
00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:45,329
♪
686
00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:02,380
You know, after the tree was decorated it wasn't so bad.
687
00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:05,449
Even that angel was starting to grow on me.
688
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,751
Like a fungus.
689
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,586
You have the catalog right?
690
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:09,954
Maybe.
691
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,356
Give it to me next OK?
692
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,392
Maybe.
693
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:20,464
John, John, for your class party buddy.
694
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,833
Thanks Mom, you're the best.
695
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:25,903
[giggling]
696
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:29,073
Alright, alright, you got me.
697
00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,776
What's all this catalog business?
698
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,644
You've never gotten a Christmas catalog before?
699
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:39,517
A Christmas catalog? Of course, only ours come twice a year.
700
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,554
Hey, did I ever tell you that I'm the champ at ping pong?
701
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:44,789
Nope.
702
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,724
Wanna' come over later, for a game?
703
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:51,429
Now I almost said no, but then I realized that being best friends
704
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,698
with Alan could have fringe benefits.
705
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,800
Alright, you caught me.
706
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:59,470
Wow you're hair's so pretty, how do you grow it.
707
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:00,905
[giggling]
708
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,506
Sure.
709
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,711
Just don't go crying to your Mom when I win, ok?
710
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:07,845
[giggling]
711
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,414
Morning Finn.
712
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:34,638
Oh wow, thank you Finn, this was so sweet of you.
713
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,907
My pleasure Mrs. Honeywell.
714
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:37,942
Morning guys.
715
00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:40,211
Yeah, Finn sure is a sweet guy.
716
00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:42,913
These are delicious Finn, thank you.
717
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,983
There had to be a way to get him back.
718
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,055
Duckley's staring at you.
719
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:55,726
Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
720
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,696
Click.
721
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:05,469
Me. You. Pain.
722
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,142
I wondered how many crumby TV villains Finn had watched
723
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:14,145
to master the art of the fist grind.
724
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,016
Listen up, tomorrow is the egg drop project.
725
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,919
I'm really excited to see what you've created.
726
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,555
And to see who's going to win the prize.
727
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,525
Egg drop day! We were going to drop raw eggs off the
728
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:30,928
roof of the school. Problem was, I couldn't figure out how to
729
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,164
keep my egg from breaking.
730
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,938
Finn made good on his promise of pain, but it wasn't just for me
731
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:41,906
See ya Earl.
732
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,207
He beat up Simon and Peter too.
733
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:43,874
Have a good one.
734
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,043
I'm droppin' out of school.
735
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,846
But Dad said drop outs never get jobs.
736
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,582
Better to drop out than die.
737
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,983
Look on the bright side.
738
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,151
There's a bright side?
739
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,021
Now the Hagbarts have beaten you guys up.
740
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,123
They'll move on to fresh meat.
741
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:01,058
I mean why beat a dead horse?
742
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,594
We're not dead, bird brain.
743
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,629
Not yet.
744
00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:10,701
Did the catalog come yet?
745
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,171
No... what happened?
746
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,875
As much as we despised the Hagbarts, we had a code
747
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:18,876
of honor.
748
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,811
Buckleys never snitch.
749
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:23,881
Besides, being beaten up every day is bad enough without having
750
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,115
to admit it to your mother.
751
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:29,987
We were playing football at school and it got a bit rough.
752
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,823
Here, can you fix these?
753
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,025
Simon.
754
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,700
Can I go to Alan's?
755
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,003
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
756
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:50,140
Peter. That's enough.
757
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,679
So you were saying Simon has the catalog?
758
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:58,249
Uh huh. Last year he hid it till a week before Christmas and got
759
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:01,352
way better toys than I did. This year I have to get it first.
760
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:06,290
Alright, enough chit chat, prepare for your vanquishment.
761
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:09,860
oh!
762
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:11,729
Ohh! Did you see that!
763
00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:12,429
Wow!
764
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:14,899
I told you I'm the king of ping!
765
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,867
So, um... Juniper home?
766
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,903
Yeah she's upstairs, why?
767
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:21,105
Just asking.
768
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,707
Do you like her, like...
769
00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:27,678
Me? No, no way, come on, lets just play.
770
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,214
Ok.
771
00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:33,117
Lucky for you if that ball had hit the table it would have been
772
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,619
it would have been scientifically impossible for
773
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:36,253
you to return it.
774
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,321
Uh huh.
775
00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,023
Oh would it?
776
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,658
Swing and a miss.
777
00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:43,994
Whoah, that ball had a superior spin on it.
778
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:44,862
Yeah, that was it.
779
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:47,631
I get it, you're playing dirty already.
780
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:50,734
Sneaky, and smart.
781
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,238
2 - 1
782
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,241
Whoah!
783
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,313
You think I could get contacts for Christmas?
784
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,349
Uhh... your doctor said that contacts won't work for
785
00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:07,685
your eyes.
786
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:13,257
Where's Matthew?
787
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,392
He went across the street.
788
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,395
I think he's got a cute little crush on Juniper.
789
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:22,933
What? She's way to old for him.
790
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:25,769
Not even his type, I gotta' go.
791
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:28,105
Your glasses!
792
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,781
[doorbell rings]
793
00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,020
Hey Simon.
794
00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:44,855
Is Matthew here?
795
00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:49,293
Yeah. He's in the basement with Alan, they're playing ping pong.
796
00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:51,729
Oh.
797
00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:56,000
Do you wanna' come in?
798
00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,135
Ok.
799
00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:04,208
Hey dweebs, have a treat.
800
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,979
Feed.
801
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:15,986
You want milk?
802
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,188
They taste really good with milk.
803
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:21,425
I love milk, lots of milk, bring on the milk.
804
00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:28,799
Chew fast, then squick.
805
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,035
I don't believe in sugar.
806
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:33,904
Monica made up the recipe.
807
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:35,939
Impressive.
808
00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:42,880
[crunching]
809
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,250
Told 'ya. Just as good.
810
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,190
So where are your parents?
811
00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,958
At a convention.
812
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,360
For how long?
813
00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,362
Until they get back.
814
00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:00,364
And they left you in charge?
815
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,199
Are you trying to make a point?
816
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,935
Me no, must be um...
817
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:09,506
cool not to have your parents around, no one telling you
818
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,308
what to do.
819
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,215
Deal me in.
820
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:21,785
Gone already?
821
00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:25,322
Here, have another.
822
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,260
[crunching]
823
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,530
Wait!
824
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,865
Now what?
825
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,166
You have my lucky paddle!
826
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,302
Ohh! Lucky paddle, of course.
827
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:42,106
This guy's hilarious.
828
00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,108
20 - 1
829
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,009
Don't you just love this game?
830
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:49,413
You know when I say twenty to one I'm twenty and you're one.
831
00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:53,150
Exactly, one, serve the ball.
832
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:55,319
Ok.
833
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:59,323
And I win.
834
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,359
Hey Simon, what are you up to.
835
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:05,162
Where's your glasses?
836
00:46:05,195 --> 00:46:06,396
Cookie?
837
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,233
They're Monica's recipe.
838
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,268
They're delicious.
839
00:46:11,301 --> 00:46:13,303
Right June bug?
840
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:16,406
June bug? When did they get to June bug?
841
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,342
They're the best cookies I've ever--
842
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,111
[stomach rumbling]
843
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,116
[crunching]
844
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,159
These are even better than Mom's.
845
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:36,393
Cool.
846
00:46:36,894 --> 00:46:38,228
How's the king of ping?
847
00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:39,930
Better than ever.
848
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,165
Uhh...
849
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:45,536
I just remembered I need to clean out the chicken coop I'd--
850
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,372
whoah, whoah, the chickens can wait. Come on.
851
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:51,141
Simon, are you feeling ok?
852
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:53,644
Of course! Why, why wouldn't I--
853
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:56,046
[stomach rumbles]
854
00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,349
[telephone ringing]
855
00:47:00,684 --> 00:47:02,886
Monica
856
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:11,195
The baby's coming,
857
00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:12,262
your Mom's in the hospital,
858
00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,197
she wants me to babysit.
859
00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:15,065
Baby? Its too early.
860
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,102
[stomach rumbling]
861
00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:23,574
If you're gonna toss my cookies don't do it on the table.
862
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,114
What's up?
863
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,221
Don't fret, Juniper came two weeks early and look how
864
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:38,355
cute she is.
865
00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:42,159
She knew? I tried to play it cool to throw her off.
866
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:45,395
Simon has the crush, not me.
867
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:48,165
Monica knows better.
868
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:52,035
Oh yeah? But you don't know how to make a raw
869
00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:56,139
egg survive being dropped off a building.
870
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,494
One would think that after birthing four boys I would be
871
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,630
able to tell if I'm in labor or not.
872
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:22,532
Well honey, every baby is a little bit different
873
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,669
so don't beat yourself up.
874
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,705
Maybe this means we're having a girl.
875
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,041
Maybe.
876
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:34,411
Monica helped me with my egg drop.
877
00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,014
Ohhh, thank you.
878
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,149
That's so kind.
879
00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:41,118
Here, let me clean up the mess.
880
00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,120
No, Matthew will get it.
881
00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:44,421
Let me walk you home.
882
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:45,756
Its just across the street.
883
00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:49,092
I know, but I would want someone to walk him home.
884
00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,193
Come on.
885
00:48:50,227 --> 00:48:52,162
Ok. Thanks.
886
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:54,131
Mhmm.
887
00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,036
Can you smell garlic?
888
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,040
No.
889
00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:04,741
Really? Sniff up?
890
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:10,614
Nope.
891
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:14,651
Ohh! Did you know that if you're pregnant and you eat a bunch of
892
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:18,622
garlic and it doesn't seep into your skin and make you smell all
893
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,123
bad it means you have a girl.
894
00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:26,730
I did not know that mom, that's really really nice.
895
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:34,171
she's moving.
896
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,741
Wait, wait.
897
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,712
Did you feel that?
898
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:46,283
That's your baby sister buddy.
899
00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:50,754
I know you guys all think you want a boy, but I think
900
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,756
you'd really love a little sister.
901
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:55,525
But we need another boy for the basketball team.
902
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,695
Girls play basketball.
903
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,071
Kinda hate to say this...
904
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,339
Good, then don't.
905
00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:12,175
I was going to say I hate to say this but I think you have a good
906
00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,177
chance of winning.
907
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:15,078
Really?
908
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:19,182
Yeah, a really good chance of winning.
909
00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:22,786
If I hadn't created this!
910
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,190
Brown eggs have stronger shells than white eggs.
911
00:50:27,224 --> 00:50:28,592
So I'm set.
912
00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:30,660
Genius huh?
913
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:33,397
Mhmm, its... tubular.
914
00:50:33,430 --> 00:50:35,098
Hey Finn! Hey,
915
00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:37,834
I see you're empty handed, you can share my creation if you
916
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:38,735
want to.
917
00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:41,671
Its gonna win hands down.
918
00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:44,608
[egg cracks]
919
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,810
Why don't you go suck an egg?
920
00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:01,725
It didn't matter if that was the worst invention in the world,
921
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,727
I felt bad for my friend.
922
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,263
Your mother must be so proud.
923
00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:07,197
What'd you say?
924
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,833
Mr. Earl! Theres gonna' be a fight! Stop!
925
00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:12,736
What's going on back here?
926
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:18,809
You kids are getting nothing for Christmas.
927
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:21,411
I'll see to that personally.
928
00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:27,584
[sound of bus]
929
00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:31,555
Have a good day kids, be safe.
930
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,656
Have a good day.
931
00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:34,324
Hold up Matthew lets talk.
932
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,659
I can't, its egg drop day.
933
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,727
Oh give me a second.
934
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:41,598
My Daddy gave this to me when I graduated from high school.
935
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:45,802
He told me the pen is mightier than the sword.
936
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,707
I didn't get it back then either, but I do now
937
00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:55,912
Mmm, keep it a bit.
938
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,815
Go on now, its egg drop day.
939
00:51:58,849 --> 00:51:59,683
See ya.
940
00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,919
Have a good day.
941
00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:18,568
This is mine.
942
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:21,438
No its not, its mine, give it back, let go.
943
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,373
Give it, or else.
944
00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:26,510
Or else what? Maybe whatever Finn had in mind was worse
945
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:28,378
than losing the squash.
946
00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:32,549
I didn't want to chance it, besides the squash
947
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,284
didn't have a chance.
948
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,988
Well, more a chance than that.
949
00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:40,557
I bet Mrs. Honeywell could fix that.
950
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,959
Yeah!
951
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:50,667
I dropped my egg on the bus.
952
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,476
Do you have any brown ones per chance?
953
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:05,582
That's the best I can do.
954
00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,784
Brilliant!
955
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,891
Thanks Mrs. Honeywell.
956
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,761
What are you doing?
957
00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:19,896
Adding layers for extra strength.
958
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:21,998
Victory,
959
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,333
you
960
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:24,034
are
961
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,068
mine.
962
00:53:25,101 --> 00:53:27,971
You gotta' hand it to Alan, he never gives up.
963
00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:38,915
Awesome!
964
00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:06,943
I can't believe that actually worked.
965
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,645
Wow!
966
00:54:08,678 --> 00:54:10,580
Looks like we have a winner.
967
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:11,781
Hey everyone!
968
00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:15,318
And I can't believe he gets the credit, again!
969
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:16,920
What the, Alan!
970
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,725
Cheaters never prosper.
971
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,927
Looks to me like they do.
972
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,433
Now we waited a few days for the second night of elving,
973
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:33,603
that's the Buckley family secret: you never elve two
974
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:35,105
nights in a row.
975
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:38,008
That way they don't know when you're coming.
976
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:41,611
But I gotta' admit, I wasn't into it.
977
00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:49,686
This guy didn't deserve moms cookies.
978
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,088
He didn't even deserve Monica's cookies.
979
00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:57,360
Hah.
980
00:54:57,394 --> 00:55:01,097
Now I had never seen Finn that happy before.
981
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:04,501
Could it be that under all that dirt and bravado he was a
982
00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:06,436
regular kid like me?
983
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:09,372
Naaah.
984
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,408
[whistling]
985
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,844
Hey boys, nothing today.
986
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:19,482
Are you ever gonna' bring that catalog?
987
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:22,552
I did, I put it in the mail a few days ago.
988
00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,487
But we didn't get it.
989
00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:27,090
Well somebody died.
990
00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:30,427
We'll see uh... we'll see you two tomorrow.
991
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:34,998
Simon!
992
00:55:36,232 --> 00:55:40,837
This was the best job Simon's ever done at hiding the catalog.
993
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:49,012
Nope, not where it was last year.
994
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:02,025
Oh! There's an idea.
995
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,736
Told ya so.
996
00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:14,938
Yes you did.
997
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:27,117
Finn, that is so thoughtful of you, thank you
998
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:28,518
Thanks.
999
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,487
Emmh,
1000
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,455
Eww, ohh.
1001
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,991
Is this some kind of a joke?
1002
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:37,494
Uhh, no I mean uhh,
1003
00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:38,561
Toothpaste?
1004
00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,163
With fluoride.
1005
00:56:40,697 --> 00:56:43,633
I didn't, I-I wouldn't.
1006
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:47,504
I'm seriously disappointed in you Finn.
1007
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:49,939
You're staying after school today.
1008
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:52,041
He can't stay after school, he has to take care of
1009
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:55,578
take care of little Francie.
1010
00:56:57,714 --> 00:56:59,682
Take your seat Finn.
1011
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,019
Go on.
1012
00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:08,992
Dad's gonna be mad if you're late.
1013
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,628
Don't you think I know that?
1014
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:16,833
Two words.
1015
00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:18,968
OK
1016
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,506
Matthew Buckley.
1017
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,011
Christmas catalog.
1018
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:31,548
Who stole your candy and ate it?
1019
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:34,584
He feels bad about playing that trick on Finn Hagbart.
1020
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:38,087
How did he know that? I didn't even know that.
1021
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,856
You're full of it.
1022
00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:42,025
But you got a weird feeling right here, huh?
1023
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:48,965
I read minds, can't control it.
1024
00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:52,268
Finn Hagbart had that coming, he broke my glasses.
1025
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,305
Yeah, and he stole your sled!
1026
00:57:55,338 --> 00:57:57,974
They busted our ship for Pete's sake!
1027
00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,676
For my sake?
1028
00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:03,046
You saw John's face when they wrecked his angel.
1029
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:07,016
Just because we have to elve the Hagbarts,
1030
00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:10,820
doesn't mean we have to like it. Or them.
1031
00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:14,057
I did it, I won.
1032
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:19,028
So, why did I feel so bad inside?
1033
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:26,536
Thought I’d find you here
1034
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,540
Can I join ya?
1035
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:43,219
Did I ever tell you about Tony Pickney?
1036
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:49,659
He used to beat me up every day after school.
1037
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:54,597
Every day, well not every day he was sick now and then, but.
1038
00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:00,670
If you need me to step in on this
1039
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,606
No, I've got this.
1040
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:14,884
Did I ever tell you about Suzan Smallform?
1041
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,653
You had a girlfriend before Mom?
1042
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:21,291
Oh yeah, I was quite the catch back in 6th grade
1043
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:25,795
Of course she, she dumped me for Tony Pickne.
1044
00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:31,801
But then, then I met your mom.
1045
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:37,273
She was my first real kiss.
1046
00:59:38,141 --> 00:59:42,145
School auditorium, wrapped up in the curtains.
1047
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,149
It was awesome.
1048
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:49,652
I think I knew she was the one back then.
1049
00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:52,121
I took, definitely took a while to convince her of
1050
00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:54,190
that, but uhh,
1051
00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:57,226
But eventually it all works out.
1052
00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,664
What do you say we get to work?
1053
01:00:03,032 --> 01:00:07,704
That was my first talk that was man to man with my dad.
1054
01:00:09,172 --> 01:00:12,375
He’s been my best friend ever since.
1055
01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:16,279
Have a good day kids, stay safe, have a good day Gene.
1056
01:00:20,249 --> 01:00:23,286
Simon said you were in Vietnam.
1057
01:00:23,319 --> 01:00:26,923
That's right, I was.
1058
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:29,225
Did you have to fight a lot?
1059
01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:33,763
I did what I had to, I didn’t like it.
1060
01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:37,066
You have to know what's worth fighting for Matthew.
1061
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,968
Aggression?
1062
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:42,171
Aggression will win a battle.
1063
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:45,708
But only love will end war.
1064
01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:49,045
[school bell rings]
1065
01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:51,247
Bell rang, go on.
1066
01:00:56,786 --> 01:01:00,023
On the third night of elving Mom was having contractions again
1067
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:05,061
So Dad took her to the hospital, but Monica offered to drive us.
1068
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:08,464
We quickly made her recite the elving pledge and we were ready
1069
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:09,098
to go.
1070
01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:11,367
This is our solemn pledge.
1071
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,105
Where's Juniper?
1072
01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:17,807
She’s busy.
1073
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,409
Doing what?
1074
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,744
Do you want a ride or not?
1075
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:30,453
♪
1076
01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,059
Does she always drive this slow?
1077
01:01:36,092 --> 01:01:37,994
Yeah she flunked drivers ed.
1078
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:41,264
I can’t concentrate with all this noise going on!
1079
01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:45,501
Alright, that's better.
1080
01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:55,511
What?
1081
01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,981
What!?
1082
01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:01,317
Be prepared.
1083
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,453
That's what I learned when I got my eagle.
1084
01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:09,826
This is gonna be fun!
1085
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:12,228
Ahh, Pete and Johnny boy gotta' stay in the car.
1086
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:13,129
Parental orders.
1087
01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:15,131
What! No fair!
1088
01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:18,468
Farding’s gotta' stay in the car too, but is she griping about it
1089
01:02:18,501 --> 01:02:20,036
No.
1090
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:21,037
[exasperated sigh]
1091
01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:23,840
Here, feed.
1092
01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:33,416
[power steering squeals]
1093
01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:35,585
Whoah! We don’t go down the driveway!
1094
01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:38,354
My van, my rules.
1095
01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:52,468
Ok so they’re gonna be watching for us this time.
1096
01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,237
So we’ll need to look out ok?
1097
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,471
Alright.
1098
01:02:58,241 --> 01:03:00,409
Looks like no ones home.
1099
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,048
No, they’re home.
1100
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:11,053
Simon, you go over there, and if they see us you can distract
1101
01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:12,855
Ok, got it.
1102
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,333
You ready?
1103
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:27,303
You want me to do it? Thanks!
1104
01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:30,506
Hey, remember, drop and run.
1105
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:31,407
Ok.
1106
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:38,648
[door opens]
1107
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:39,182
[kids yelling]
1108
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:41,584
Hey come over here!
1109
01:03:41,617 --> 01:03:43,619
Wuuuaaaghh!
1110
01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:48,124
I goofed up didn’t I?
1111
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:50,126
Its fine it happens to all of us.
1112
01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,200
Pretty sure Simon has the catalog.
1113
01:03:57,233 --> 01:04:01,671
Really? What makes you say that?
1114
01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:02,605
Well...
1115
01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:07,276
Morris said he brought it a few days ago.
1116
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:08,544
You should try to find it.
1117
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,447
What do you think I’ve been doing?
1118
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,317
Ok, the coast is clear, come on.
1119
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,886
Finn, Finn, Finn!
1120
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,590
Ok, just lay low, and don't panic.
1121
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,628
Run for your lives!
1122
01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:31,033
Serpentine! Serpenti- whoah! whoah!
1123
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,904
Serpentine!
1124
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,577
Hey c'mon, come on!
1125
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:43,179
[car door closes]
1126
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:45,381
[horn honks]
1127
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,356
Finn's coming up behind the van!
1128
01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,657
Alan, mask!
1129
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:56,058
Hurry! Go!
1130
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:57,360
Can’t you go any faster?
1131
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,528
Sure, if I wanted to.
1132
01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,531
[Finn tapping glass]
1133
01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:09,071
Matthew.
1134
01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:11,107
From Juniper.
1135
01:05:15,044 --> 01:05:16,646
Juniper?
1136
01:05:16,679 --> 01:05:18,681
Come up.
1137
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:21,484
[overture swells]
1138
01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:39,001
That's for being Matthew Marrian Buckley.
1139
01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:56,352
I couldn’t say it any better than that.
1140
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:58,154
Have a good day, be safe Simon.
1141
01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,523
Hey, everything going ok?
1142
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,626
Everything's great.
1143
01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:10,666
Where is the catalog?
1144
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:16,172
I know you have it, where is it, I need it.
1145
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:22,712
That's for me to know and you to find out, capiche?
1146
01:06:25,781 --> 01:06:30,353
Now I’m totally lost, if Simon didn’t have the catalog...
1147
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,288
then who did?
1148
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,323
Peter?
1149
01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:40,696
[evil laughter]
1150
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,732
Mom?
1151
01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:53,175
[evil laughter]
1152
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,077
Dad!
1153
01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:57,613
[evil laughter]
1154
01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:02,785
OK class, if you’ll all put your pencils down please,
1155
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,720
I have a little surprise for you.
1156
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:08,791
I have arranged for our class to become pen pals with someone
1157
01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:10,860
from some place very special.
1158
01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:14,130
Who can tell me what this place is famous for?
1159
01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:17,333
[kids laughing]
1160
01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:30,212
Even though those were not my tighty whities, I didn’t matter
1161
01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:32,615
Finn Hagbart made sure everyone in the school thought they
1162
01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:36,252
and there was no point in trying to deny it.
1163
01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:38,454
Then, Alan sealed the deal.
1164
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:41,724
Don't feel bad, the kids at my old school hung my boxers on
1165
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:45,494
the flag pole every day even in the summer.
1166
01:07:45,528 --> 01:07:46,595
[kids laugh more]
1167
01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:51,300
And that was it, I wanted to be anywhere, but there.
1168
01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:57,206
Shame on all of you!
1169
01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:59,875
Then more shame on whoever did this.
1170
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,678
I will find out who the culprit is and your parents
1171
01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:04,113
will be called.
1172
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,484
If anyone knows who’s responsible for this prank,
1173
01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:11,654
you can come and talk to me, privately.
1174
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:15,724
[car approaching]
1175
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,327
Get in Marrian.
1176
01:08:23,299 --> 01:08:25,301
Matthew wait, please.
1177
01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:32,842
[power steering squeals]
1178
01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:47,456
Look, this could go two ways: I fight you and you lose, or you
1179
01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:48,624
get in the van.
1180
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:50,726
Lets go home Matthew.
1181
01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:03,572
At that moment my heart melted like one of those ice
1182
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,941
creatures in a claymation Christmas movie.
1183
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:09,678
And not because it was the first time a girl held my hand.
1184
01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:14,683
It was... the kindness she showed.
1185
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:17,453
Hey why don't you deliver tonight Matthew.
1186
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:18,921
No thanks.
1187
01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:23,225
Hey, why are you being such a grumpy gus. Its elving!
1188
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,999
You know they’re gonna see you with all that pink stuff on
1189
01:09:30,032 --> 01:09:34,570
Deck the halls with bows of holly fa la la la la
1190
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:37,706
la la la la la.
1191
01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:43,512
Alright boys, he who falls behind gets left behind.
1192
01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:44,413
Yup!
1193
01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:45,247
Including women.
1194
01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:45,681
Ralph!
1195
01:09:45,714 --> 01:09:46,982
Shhh...
1196
01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:56,692
I'm so nervous, I haven't done this for a while.
1197
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:58,661
Oh my gosh, I hope I can run fast.
1198
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,696
Don’t worry Mom you'll be great.
1199
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:02,364
Don’t let Dad drive off without me.
1200
01:10:02,398 --> 01:10:03,532
Ok.
1201
01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:09,505
♪
1202
01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:22,918
This is the best part guys.
1203
01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:26,288
Why are you crying?
1204
01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:32,995
I’m ok honey, I-I'm just nine months pregnant.
1205
01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:36,498
As I watched my Mom cry, I realized that each time we
1206
01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,467
elved the Hagbarts.
1207
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,836
I’d never seen their mother.
1208
01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:43,639
Every night they were... home alone.
1209
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,307
Who are you?
1210
01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:49,478
We got peanut brittle!
1211
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:52,881
I love peanut brittle!
1212
01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:57,419
Awee nuts! I don’t like nuts!
1213
01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:00,889
Huh! Looks like someone knew that!
1214
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,292
Theres some without nuts!
1215
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:06,061
I’ll take this in.
1216
01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:12,434
Thank you.
1217
01:11:15,404 --> 01:11:18,340
Finn! Come out here!
1218
01:11:21,510 --> 01:11:23,512
We got gloves too!
1219
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:26,582
Cool!
1220
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:33,422
I think that these are for you!
1221
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:34,423
You like 'em?
1222
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,026
Me too.
1223
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:41,096
There you go!
1224
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,568
You look very pretty.
1225
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,937
Lets go inside.
1226
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,774
In past years we didn't know much about the people we gave
1227
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:52,908
out treats to.
1228
01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:56,111
I mean, we knew they were lonely, maybe out of work.
1229
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:59,648
It was fun! But quickly forgotten.
1230
01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:01,517
Lets go home guys.
1231
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:05,954
But elving the Hagbarts, was different.
1232
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:07,456
It was complicated.
1233
01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:11,360
Everything this year was complicated.
1234
01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:18,500
Come on. Just tell me.
1235
01:12:18,534 --> 01:12:20,469
I swear I don't have it.
1236
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,705
Hope to die?
1237
01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,139
Yeah!
1238
01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:28,777
I really like Juniper, and...
1239
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,779
and I think she likes me too.
1240
01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:34,016
I mean like, really likes me.
1241
01:12:34,049 --> 01:12:35,684
You know what I mean?
1242
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:37,853
Yeah...
1243
01:12:40,789 --> 01:12:43,826
Does my voice sound deeper to you?
1244
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,428
No.
1245
01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:56,405
I couldn’t stop thinking about Finn.
1246
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:03,645
So I decided to pick up Earl’s pen and see what it had to say.
1247
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:22,564
Hey Duckley! Look at this!
1248
01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:24,600
My new gloves!
1249
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:32,908
[air breaks release]
1250
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:35,544
Hey bud, step into my office.
1251
01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:40,649
You ever heard about the soldiers who called a truce on
1252
01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:42,151
Christmas eve?
1253
01:13:42,951 --> 01:13:46,755
It happened on the western front in 1914.
1254
01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:47,956
These guys...
1255
01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:50,626
Earl told me all the soldiers laid down there weapons on
1256
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:51,693
Christmas eve.
1257
01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:54,963
They emerged from their trenches and shook hands.
1258
01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:57,900
They exchanged their rations as presents.
1259
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,069
They even sang Christmas carols together.
1260
01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:04,206
Good morning.
1261
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:11,079
But a truce between the Hagbarts and the Buckleys?
1262
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,048
Was that even possible?
1263
01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:19,721
I mean come on, how do you love your enemy if they won’t
1264
01:14:19,755 --> 01:14:21,790
stop hurting you?
1265
01:14:27,763 --> 01:14:31,300
Oh please, me and my dad delivered one of these to the
1266
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:35,037
White House and we didn’t drop that one.
1267
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:36,705
I got this.
1268
01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:38,540
You go ping king.
1269
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:41,543
Hey, you should take your sled back.
1270
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:49,918
As I took it back I kept thinking about the two Finns
1271
01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,119
I knew.
1272
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:56,291
One at school, and the other one here.
1273
01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:06,168
A ginger bread house!
1274
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,239
Look Finn!
1275
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,009
Its like magic huh!
1276
01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:16,778
Finn?
1277
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:18,780
Yeah?
1278
01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:20,582
I'm hungry.
1279
01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:22,084
What's for dinner?
1280
01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:24,853
You got a gingerbread house don't ya?
1281
01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:26,021
Don't me mad Finn.
1282
01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:27,589
I'm not mad.
1283
01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:33,195
Go and get some before your sisters eat it all.
1284
01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:48,810
Dad drove by a couple of times wondering what was going on.
1285
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:50,212
But I couldn't move.
1286
01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:52,247
I wanted to make a run for it, but...
1287
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,983
I didn’t want Finn to know I was watching.
1288
01:15:55,017 --> 01:15:58,153
Hey save some for me.
1289
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:27,182
And suddenly, that Christmas catalog
1290
01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:29,384
didn't seem important at all.
1291
01:16:31,853 --> 01:16:33,789
Where's your sled.
1292
01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,194
What did he do?
1293
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:44,132
I'm going to get him back.
1294
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:49,338
After Simon went to bed I told Mom and Dad what I saw.
1295
01:16:49,371 --> 01:16:53,041
Mom said that Finn’s mother left one summer and never
1296
01:16:54,910 --> 01:16:58,146
So Mr. Hagbart had to work long hours just to make ends meat.
1297
01:17:01,483 --> 01:17:04,186
You’ve all done extremely well.
1298
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,388
I'm proud of all of you.
1299
01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:13,328
Marry Christmas, Finn.
1300
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:20,302
Nice work.
1301
01:17:23,905 --> 01:17:24,706
Mrs. Honeywell?
1302
01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:25,707
Yes Alan?
1303
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:29,144
I know who put Matthew's underwear on the map.
1304
01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,780
You're absolutely sure?
1305
01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:34,916
Absolutely.
1306
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:36,718
Ok.
1307
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,887
Come with me please.
1308
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,889
What are you doing?
1309
01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:42,991
Its payback time.
1310
01:17:43,025 --> 01:17:44,826
Wait!
1311
01:17:45,861 --> 01:17:47,829
It was me.
1312
01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:52,000
I did it.
1313
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,769
Pretty good trick, huh.
1314
01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:55,971
Can’t believe you guys all fell for it.
1315
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:01,476
You all felt sorry for me.
1316
01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:05,414
Take your seat please Alan.
1317
01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:09,951
I'll see you after class Matthew.
1318
01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,172
Bye-bye ladies.
1319
01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,406
Goodbye.
1320
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,874
Marry Christmas girls.
1321
01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:33,575
Merry Christmas.
1322
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,110
Merry Christmas Mrs. Honeywell.
1323
01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,445
Bye-bye.
1324
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:55,797
That was quite a noble thing you did just now.
1325
01:18:57,332 --> 01:19:00,902
I’m really proud of you
1326
01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,941
Go on home, merry Christmas.
1327
01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:07,809
Merry Christmas.
1328
01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:10,912
I realized then that Mrs. Honeywell was so kind of Finn
1329
01:19:10,946 --> 01:19:12,914
because she did see.
1330
01:19:13,615 --> 01:19:15,951
She saw in him what I couldn't have.
1331
01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:19,054
Until now.
1332
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:21,056
Hey, red Marrian.
1333
01:19:21,957 --> 01:19:23,925
[knuckles cracking]
1334
01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:27,195
You're a real spaz, you know that?
1335
01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:29,164
Yeah I know.
1336
01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:32,033
First that sappy letter, now this?
1337
01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:36,972
Guess I owe you one.
1338
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:39,007
No you don't.
1339
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:40,909
Yeah I do.
1340
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:41,843
[throat clearing]
1341
01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:43,812
You boys ok?
1342
01:19:45,247 --> 01:19:47,415
Yeah, we're good.
1343
01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:53,321
Catch ya' later.
1344
01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:55,524
Duck brains.
1345
01:20:02,931 --> 01:20:05,100
Thanks.
1346
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,501
Did I make the bus late?
1347
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:10,005
Nah, I think some people are worth being late for
1348
01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:11,840
Lets go.
1349
01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,979
Why'd you take the blame?
1350
01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:21,049
Because it was the right thing to do.
1351
01:20:28,089 --> 01:20:30,091
Merry Christmas.
1352
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:31,893
Your lucky paddle?
1353
01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:32,961
For me?
1354
01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:36,531
Look, I gotta' tell you something.
1355
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:39,134
Please don't be mad, OK?
1356
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,402
OK
1357
01:20:41,102 --> 01:20:44,339
I'm not really the king of ping.
1358
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:48,476
And I’m not an Eagle Scout,
1359
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,313
I’ve never even seen the White House,
1360
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,515
I got all my trophies at the Goodwill.
1361
01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:57,519
No kidding, you thought I fell for all that stuff?
1362
01:21:07,529 --> 01:21:11,132
The Christmas catalog!
1363
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,101
You took it?
1364
01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,137
Why?
1365
01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:19,975
Because, I've never really had a real friend before.
1366
01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:23,545
So when you started liking Juniper more than me,
1367
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:28,717
I got jealous so I wanted to hurt you back.
1368
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,953
So I took it.
1369
01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:36,091
Not more, just different.
1370
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:38,126
Really?
1371
01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:44,099
Lets go ping king.
1372
01:21:53,475 --> 01:21:56,478
The house was dark on the last night.
1373
01:21:57,445 --> 01:22:00,448
I felt kinda bad knowing they must have stayed up late
1374
01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:04,219
hoping for just one last gift.
1375
01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:19,701
♪
1376
01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:24,306
It was Christmas Eve, the best and most magical night of the
1377
01:22:24,339 --> 01:22:25,040
whole year.
1378
01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:28,543
I tried to imagine the faces of the Hagbarts.
1379
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:32,213
When they say their presents.
1380
01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:47,195
♪
1381
01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:55,737
♪
1382
01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,140
Merry Christmas.
1383
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,285
[rock hits window]
1384
01:23:22,097 --> 01:23:23,431
What are you doing?
1385
01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:25,433
I'm wishing you a merry Christmas.
1386
01:23:25,467 --> 01:23:27,702
What are you doing?
1387
01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:31,072
I actually just finished writing a story for you.
1388
01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:34,209
Really, for me? May I see it?
1389
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,788
Merry Christmas Matthew.
1390
01:23:46,821 --> 01:23:47,655
Merry Christmas.
1391
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,824
Yup, angels are real.
1392
01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:53,228
I've met one.
1393
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:05,206
Guys! Santa time!
1394
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:10,311
♪
1395
01:24:10,912 --> 01:24:13,248
[kids giggling]
1396
01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:17,652
Come on! Go!
1397
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,165
Santa said he likes my angel.
1398
01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:33,201
Whoah, whoah, whoah! Let me see that!
1399
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:36,371
Keep the racket down!
1400
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,650
Where's Mom and Dad?
1401
01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:50,785
The baby came.
1402
01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:53,788
Is it a boy or a girl?
1403
01:24:53,822 --> 01:24:54,923
Uh huh.
1404
01:24:54,956 --> 01:24:56,357
Which one?
1405
01:24:56,391 --> 01:24:59,360
Well why don't we find out, huh?
1406
01:24:59,394 --> 01:25:01,796
You're home? Already?
1407
01:25:01,830 --> 01:25:03,798
Wasn’t gonna miss Christmas morning with my boys.
1408
01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:06,768
She actually bribed the doctor ...
1409
01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:09,604
to get her to come home early.
1410
01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:13,508
Boys, I want you to meet, Mary
1411
01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:15,944
Noel
1412
01:25:15,977 --> 01:25:17,879
Buckley.
1413
01:25:18,246 --> 01:25:20,448
She's beautiful.
1414
01:25:20,482 --> 01:25:21,549
She's so teeny.
1415
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:22,350
[laughing]
1416
01:25:22,383 --> 01:25:24,519
I guess I'm not the baby anymore.
1417
01:25:24,552 --> 01:25:26,387
Oh honey.
1418
01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:28,356
Can I hold her?
1419
01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:34,462
♪
1420
01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:43,371
Welcome to the team little sister.
1421
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:58,286
Merry Christmas, Buckley brothers.
1422
01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:02,590
Do you wanna' come over to my house and see what I
1423
01:26:02,624 --> 01:26:05,260
got for Christmas?
1424
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,433
I'm... opening my stocking with Simon.
1425
01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:13,768
OK.
1426
01:26:14,602 --> 01:26:16,871
Now I know it looks like I just blew her off,
1427
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:19,741
but I promise I made it up to her 15 years later
1428
01:26:19,774 --> 01:26:21,843
when I asked her to marry me.
1429
01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:25,346
On that Christmas morning I wanted to spend it with just us
1430
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:26,581
The Buckley brothers.
1431
01:26:26,614 --> 01:26:29,350
Oh! And little Mary.
1432
01:26:29,384 --> 01:26:31,386
[car engine]
1433
01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:40,628
[car doors close]
1434
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:42,830
Hey Matthew.
1435
01:26:45,633 --> 01:26:47,769
We're going to live with our grandma.
1436
01:26:52,941 --> 01:26:55,843
We got a new sled for Christmas, so uh...
1437
01:26:55,877 --> 01:27:00,048
We don’t need this pile of junk anymore.
1438
01:27:00,081 --> 01:27:03,251
Thanks, Finn.
1439
01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,954
My Dad's waiting for me.
1440
01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:13,561
See you later Matthew.
1441
01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:15,563
[car starts]
1442
01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:19,801
And suddenly there was peace on earth
1443
01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,503
and good will toward men.
1444
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:24,539
At least in our neighborhood.
1445
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,300
What are you looking at!?
1446
01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,969
Scram!
1447
01:27:57,639 --> 01:27:58,506
Huh.
1448
01:27:58,539 --> 01:28:00,875
That didn't last long.
1449
01:28:00,908 --> 01:28:03,778
And you’ll never guess who Mom decided to elve
1450
01:28:03,811 --> 01:28:06,080
next Christmas.
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