All language subtitles for The Virginian - 07x17 - Crime Wave at Buffalo Springs

Whoa. Boy, I'll bet
they'll be glad to see
this fence wire...

after a week
or riding line.

She's lucky they're
such good friends.

Hey, Trampas,
come on out.

[ Men Grunting ]

You big lunkhead.

Don't stop me now.
I'm gonna tear him apart.

Let me at him.
Let me at him!

[ Groans ] [ Man ]
What's this all about?

I'm sick of his fussing about
my meals because he's just too
pig-lazy to cook for himself.

I'm lazy? I'm lazy?

While I'm out chasing strays
and roping steers and
pulling calves out of the bog,

you're in there
burning your beans
and boiling your river bottom!

If you don't think I can
do my job, you just say so.

Well, I'm saying so,
green-eared tenderfoot!

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

Maybe you'd like it better
if I worked someplace else.

- Maybe I would!
- Maybe I can fix that.

I'll just collect my wages
and I'll ride out of here
as fast as I can.

That suits me just fine.
Just fine! All right!All right.

So long. It's been nice
working with you, fellas.

Hey, Dave! Hold on--Ah, let that sorehead go.
He doesn't mean it anyway.

-He knows he can't find a better
place to work than Shiloh.
-He's awful mad.

Ah, he'll cool off.
I know him!

And no matter what
David Sutton says,
he will not leave this ranch!

[ Door Closes ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Man ]
Hurry! Stop 'em!

The bank! The bank!
They robbed the bank!

Don't let 'em get away!I won't!

Hurry!
Stop 'em!Hold the door!

We did it, Ned!

We robbed the bank!

I thought the sheriff was
supposed to be out of town.He must have come back early.

How much did we get?
Come on. Let's count it.

Honey, there's no time.
The sheriff will be
on our trail.

Oh! That botches everything.
How are we gonna double back
and change clothes?

Oh, I forgot.
What are we gonna do?

If I can just get back
to town somehow
without being recognized--

There must be some way.

[ Woman ]
Help!

Help me, please!

Please, somebody!

- I'm in such pain!
- [ David ]
Hold on. I'm coming.

[ Moans ]

What's wrong?My horse threw me.
I think my leg's broken.

I better have a look at it.Oh, no, I couldn't.

No, it's all right.
I studied medicine.

[ Groaning ]

This boot will have
to come off.[ Groans ]

It's all right.
It's all right.[ Groans ]

[ Groaning ]

I'm sorry, ma'am.

[ Sighs ]

There's no sign of
a fracture.

Up! Slow and easy and
don't reach for anything.

Sorry.

Take his gun.

Is this the only way
you know how to make a livin',
taking advantage of strangers?

Oh, no. We rob banks.

Josie!

All right,
start taking 'em off.

- Taking what off?
- Your clothes.

- All of 'em?
- All of 'em!

Doggone it, anyway!

[ Horse Whinnies ]

[ Whinnies ]

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

Here you are, Will, me lad.
One double rum,
one double whiskey.

Which is which?

That's the whiskey.
That's the rum.

Aye.

Or is that the rum
and that's the whiskey?

Or is that the whiskey
and that's the rum?[ Whistles ]

Will you hurry up?
The customers are
dyin' with thirst.

[ Straining ]
That's the rum.
That's the whiskey.

♪♪ [ Piano ] [ People Chattering ]

Yes, sir,
what'll it be?
Name your poison.

Be-- Uh, beer.

Psst!

Excuse me.

Aha!
[ Chuckles ]

[ Loudly ]
Ned?Shh!

I thought I recognized you.
What happened?
Where's Josie?

She's okay,
but we ran into some trouble.

Tom Wade shot at us
coming out of the bank.No.

He didn't know us,
but it was close and things
are just a little bit tight.

Well, is there something
I can do?

You can get Josie a dress--
and my stuff's in the storeroom.Okay.

Look out. Here comes Ma.
She'll have a fit
if she sees you in here.

Don't, uh, crowd me, boys.

When I move
I need plenty of room.

[ Men Chuckle ]

Hello, Ma.Hello, Geraldine.

Who's the cowpoke
you were talkin' to?

Oh, well, just
a saddle tramp.

What's wrong with him? He's
all bent over like somethin'
was crawlin' down his spine.

I guess he's tuckered out.

That's no excuse.
A man ought to stand straight
and tall in his boots.

Like your pa used
to stand... before the
stagecoach run over him.

Rest his soul.

What'll it be,
Madam Imogene?Oh, the usual, Jimmy.

Any news about
the bank robbers?

The sheriff lost their trail
just outside of town.
The pair of them got clean away.

Well, I'd feel bad
about that, if Nat Trumbull
didn't own the bank.

[ Chuckles ]I bet that old skinflint's
half out of his mind.

Oh, don't stir it.
You'll bruise the yolk.

Yeah, I hope
they cleaned him out.

Nat Trumbull is a dirty,
no-good, nickel-nursin'
widow robber.

Imogene Del Finnia
is a schemin' shrew
of a whiskey-waterin' witch!

She's behind this.
She's been fighting me
for years.

She organized them dirty
grubbing rhubarb farmers
against me.

A lady saloon keeper
running a corn exchange.
It's not decent!

She does let the ranchers
buy feed grain on credit.

Sure! So she can
grab up their ranches
and turn 'em into farms.

Well, it's a good thing I'm
around to foreclose the farms
and turn 'em back into ranches.

One thing's sure.
You're both on opposite
sides of the street.

Yeah, especially Main Street.

I bought the north side,
she bought the south side.

This town isn't big enough
for both of us.

And she'd do anything to
run me out, and that includes
robbin' my bank.

You got no proof
of that, sir.

Well, then find me the proof,
and find me the outlaws!

Look, all they left me
was a handful of silver.

They sure knew what they
were doin', whoever they were.
They were real slick about it.

They knew just when
to show up before the money
was locked in the vault.

Believe you me, Tom Wade,
if my son had been here,

they wouldn't have gotten
none of it.

I'd have given anything
if I hadn't sent Neddy boy
to Cheyenne on bank business.

There's not much
he could have done
against two armed outlaws.

Well, at least he wouldn't
have lost their trail
in broad daylight.

Say, you aren't under
that woman's thumb too,
are you?

Uh, Mr. Trumbull,
I'm gonna pretend that I
didn't hear you say that.

That star is not
a permanent fixture.
It comes off.

Now, if you don't put somebody
in that jail of yours,

I'm gonna see what I can do
about helpin' this town
to get a new sheriff.

And don't pretend
you didn't hear that!

[ Screaming ]

Excuse me. [ Screaming Continues ]

[ Coins Clattering ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

Sheriff--Hold it!
Hold it right there.

You're under arrest.

[ Mouths Word ]

I don't know anything
about a bank robbery.

This is the first time
I ever set foot
in this town.

Don't try to play dumb
with me. I guess I know
an outlaw when I see one.

You took my $10,000,
and I want it back.$10,000?

I've never seen that
much money in my whole life.
I'm a ranch hand.

Oh, uh-huh?
Then what are you doing
in Buffalo Springs?

I came to see you.

Me? Why? You're the sheriff.

- I wanted to tell you
I was robbed.
- Robbed?

You mean somebody stole
my $10,000?

No, sir.
Somebody stole my pants.

Your pants? Yes, sir.

And my horse,
and just about
everything else.

You're wearing pants.I know.
They're not mine.

You were riding
a horse.That's not mine either.

- What'd you do, steal that too?
- No, sir.

I found it.
And the pants along with it,
lying on the ground.

Oh, well, now
I've heard 'em all.

Mister, if I were you
and I couldn't think up
a better story than that,

I wouldn't go around
robbing any banks.

I don't. I never did.

The only money I know
anything about is the wages
that I had in my pants pocket.

Look, the man who stole
my clothes must be
one of the robbers...

because
I'm wearin' his clothes.

Look, Sheriff.
If I'd robbed that bank,

would I be stupid enough
to come ridin' back into town...

and let you stick me
in this jail?

That's something
that's kind of
hard to figure.

Well, not for me it isn't.
Now you said yourself that
those outlaws were slick.

Can't you see that
this is a plan to ruin me
and discredit you?

Well, maybe, but I--

That woman put you up to this,
didn't she? Now don't lie.
I know she did.

- What woman?
- The woman that hired you
to rob my bank!

- Madame Imogene Del Finnia.
- I never heard of her.

This is the first time
I ever been in this town.

Tom, I want a full confession
out of this man.

And when I get it, I'll have
that woman right where I want
her. Now you go to work on him.

[ Door Closes ]

Okay, where is it?
Where's the money?I don't know.

Where's your partner,
the little short hombre?
Has he got it?

You were gonna meet him here.
That's why you came back.

Right?

I tell you,
you're making a mistake.
Iwas robbed.

What do you do, arrest
every stranger that comes
into this town? Hmm?

[ Chattering ] ♪♪ [ Piano ]

[ Clears Throat ]

So this is where
you've been hiding, huh?

Well, I guess by now
you know you made
a mistake.

Come on.
I'm taking you back. [ Pats Buttocks ]

Hey, a fight!

[ Whistles ]

No, ma'am, listen--
Ow!

Oh, stop it!

Sheriff!

Somebody get the sheriff!

[ Imogene ]
Somebody get the sheriff!

Sheriff!

But, Sheriff, you--
Will you give me
a chance to--

Shut up!
Get in there!

You're making a big mistake.
I didn't start that fight!Sure.

- Oh, no.
- You mean I'm locked
in here with you?

Yeah.Well, I don't know how
and I don't know why,

but my being in here
is your fault!Let me out of here, will ya?

Get me a lawyer!
Give me a trial! Hang me!Sheriff!

Sheriff! Sheriff!
Let me out of here!Sheriff! Let me out of here!

[ Coughs ]

[ Sweeping Continues ]

[ Groans ]

Excuse me.

Josie, I've been worried sick.
Where have you been?

Ned thought it'd be better
if I waited until after dark,
just in case.

Where's Ma?Upstairs with a headache.
Is Ned all right?

He was the last time I saw him,
about 10 minutes ago. Why?

Well, I just heard
that somebody was arrested
for robbing the bank.

No!Yes. They recognized him
by his clothes and horse.

Oh, that's awful.

Oh, that poor fella.

I've gotta go
and do something.

Josephine! Come over here.

Josephine,
where have you been?

Nowhere, Ma. I--

I just went out
for a long walk.

Who was walkin' with you? Nobody.

I was all alone.

Well, you know how
I love nature and all.

Uh-huh. Well, "nature"
covers a lot of territory,

and there's some of it
I don't want you explorin' yet.

Oh, Ma.

If I thought you were out
walkin' with some young cowboy--

No, Ma.
Cross my heart.

Remember what
I told you girls about that.

You stay away from cowboys
and farm boys.

But that doesn't
leave hardly
anybody else.

I know.

Well, let's get busy.
You go put your work clothes on.

And see if you can keep
your mind off "nature"
for a while.

Yes, Ma.

Geraldine, I'm startin' to worry
about your sister's looks.

Josie?
Why, she's as pretty
as a picture.

That's what worries me.

It was a nice, peaceful jail
till you came along.

[ Scoffs ]
By the way, what
are you in here for?

Well, they think
I robbed the bank.

[ Chuckles ]
Did you?

- No!
- Oh.

Then you must have done
somethin' pretty dumb
to get yourself in here.

Well, I notice I got company.

Well, at least
it's not for bank robbin'.
I just busted up a saloon.

Well, now that sure
is something to brag about.

I didn't start it.
It was some other fella.
He was wearing your clothes.

I thought it was you.

He was wearing my clothes? Mm-hmm.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

They looked a lot better
on him than they did you.
[ Laughs ]

That was the fella
that held up the bank.

Why in the Sam Hill didn't
you tell the sheriff about him?I couldn't tell him anything.

He's as mule-headed as you are.Well, tell him now,
and he'll let me out of here.

He wouldn't take my word.
Anyway, I'm too tired.
Sorry.

Looks like
you're gonna be around
for quite a spell.

[ Laughs ]

[ Whimpers, Mutters ][ Boisterous Laughter ]

[ Clanging Bars ]Sheriff! Sheriff, come in here.
I got something to tell you!

- Shut up!
- Shut up!

Sheriff, come in here.
I got something to say.

I said shut up!
I'm bringing in a lady.

[ Keys Jangling ]

-Is he the one, Miss Josie?
-Sheriff, that's the girl
I was trying to tell you about.

Uh-huh, that's him.
He's the one.

I was miles and miles from town
when my horse threw me,

and this kind gentleman
came to my aid.

He used to be
a medical student, you know.

And you say this happened
at the same time the bank
was being robbed?

Oh, yes. So, you see,
he couldn't be
the bank robber.

Then how did you get
the outlaw's horse
and clothes?

Oh, I can tell you that.
I was riding along this road
and saw this girl sitting--

I found 'em,
lying right on the ground.

I found 'em.Oh.

Okay, Sutton,
you can leave.

Thanks.We're together.

Hey! You can't do that!

Someone held up the bank.
How do I know it wasn't you?

Me? [ Laughs ]
Me, rob a bank?You're the right size.

- Could be.
- No, you're wrong.
My friend can prove it.

Dave, tell him about
the fella I saw in the saloon
I thought was you. Tell him.

What fella?

Go on, tell him. I don't know what
you're talking about.

- I've never seen you
before in my life.
- You what?

Sheriff,
he certainly has been
acting suspicious lately.

If I were you,
I'd keep an eye on him.

I'm gonna keep
both eyes on him.

Sorry. Looks like you'll be
in here for a long spell.

Sutton. Sutton,
you tell the sheriff-- Sutton,
you come back here! Dave!

Dave! Dave,
you tell the sheriff--

[ Door Closes ]Dave! You're not gonna
believe him, are you?

Why, that dirty skunk's
my best friend!

I'll kill him.
I'll kill him!
I'll kill him!

[ Groaning ]

Are you decent yet? Just about.

I hope I brought everything.Oh, you sure did.

Well, you can
turn around now.

Well, you look more
like yourself.

Well, I'm even beginning
to feel like it. Say, I was
wondering about my horse.

He's in the livery stable.

The feed bill's
already been paid for
and so has your hotel room.

- You didn't have to do that.
- Well, it was the least
I could do.

I don't know when I've met
a nicer bank robber.

I hope you'll forgive us.
It's just that
we were desperate.

- You do understand, don't you?
- No, ma'am, I don't.

Would you care to explain it
from the very beginning?

It's better if you don't know.

I have to go now.
Please, will you do me
one last favor?

I guess I owe you one
for getting me out of jail.

Then will you ride out of town
at sunup, and please promise
not to say a word to anybody?

I don't know what I'd say.

Good-bye, David.

Oh, I am sorry.

[ Door Closes ]

You let him go!

Now, what would you do
a fool thing like that for?

He wasn't one
of the bank robbers.

But I do have
a prime suspect
locked up in there now.

Why didn't you keep 'em both?
It was two men
that held up the bank.

I know, but one of them was
short. Besides, both those men
are taller than I am.

Oh! How you know you
didn't let the wrong one go?

Because I have a witness that
says he couldn't have done it.

Miss Josie gave him
an ironclad alibi.

- Now this one that's in there--
- Miss Josie?

Josephine Del Finnia?

Yeah, that's right.
The man that's in there now,
he can't prove--

Her mother sent her over here
with a cock-and-bull story.

She pulled the wool over
your eyes and you fell for it
hook, line and sinker!

I don't think Miss Josie
would lie. We were in
the same Sunday school class.

As far as I'm concerned,
you're still in Sunday school.

Now, if you can't
do your job properly,
I know somebody who can.

My son's back
from his business trip,

and he'll fix Madam Imogene
Del Finnia's wagon.

Ned! Ned, you come in here.

Did you call me, Pa?Yes, I did.

Neddy boy, I don't know
how I'm gonna get along
without you at the bank,

but I'm gonna have to make
that sacrifice.

Sheriff, it's obvious that
you need intelligent help
with this matter.

I want you to make my son
here a special deputy.

Well, if that's the way
you want it, Mr. Trumbull,

I don't see why not.

Raise your right hand.
Do you solemnly swear--

[ Groans ][ Clears Throat ]

Do you--

Do you solemnly swear to enforce
the law in Buffalo Springs?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, consider yourself
on the roster, deputy.

If my boy can't nail down
those bank robbers,
nobody can.

Right, Neddy boy?Right, Pa.

Don't there.
Just take it to her.

Thank you, George.
Uh, see what's happened
to that girl, will ya?

I sent her to the kitchen
for a sandwich.

Right, ma'am. On me way.Tell her to hurry.
I'm feeling a little peaked.

Okay.

[ Grunts ]

Yes, sir, what'll it be?I'd like to see
the owner, please.

Oh, would you now?Mm-hmm.

Turn around and
you'll be looking at her.Thank you.

Haven't I seen you
someplace before?

No, ma'am.
I'm a stranger in town.
My name's David Sutton.

Begging your pardon, ma'am,
this fella's a liar.
You've seen him right enough.

He's the saddle tramp
that started the donnybrook
in the saloon.

Well, you've got a nerve
coming back here!

Well, he's wrong about that.
I was in jail at the time.

But, uh, I can see
where he'd be confused.

This other fella
was wearing my clothes and
he's the one who started--

What are you waitin' for?
Throw him out.

[ Whistles ]

I'd like to try
to explain. Out!

All I want to do
is pay the damages.

Hold it!

- Did you say "pay"?
- Yes, ma'am.

All right, boys,
I'll handle this.

Sit down.
Take a load off.Thank you.

Now, what's this all about?

Somebody I know is in jail, and
I figure paying for the damages
is the best way to get him out.

How much does it
come to?

I'll have to
tote it up.

Let's see.
There's breakage,

and leakage,

not to mention bandages
and horse liniment.

Oh, I'd say $45
oughta just about cover it.

All right. Twenty,

30, 40, 45.

Ma, did you want me
for something?

Make that an even 50.

I take it you two
know each other?

No! Uh, no.

Well, then meet Mr. Sutton.

How do you do,
Mr. Sutton?

My name is Josephine Del Finnia.
And this is my mother.

And this is my
little sister Geraldine.

Little sister?

He knows.
Don't let him tell Ma.

I'll take care of him.[ Nervous Laugh ]

So pleased to make
your acquaintance, Mr. Sutton.The pleasure's mine.

Geraldine, isn't
this the fella you were
talkin' to at the bar?

Why, no, Ma.

I'd surely remember a tall,
handsome gentleman
like this.

Well, I'll go and fetch a broom
and clean up this mess.

May I join you,
Mr. Sutton?

Please do.

Thank you.

Oh, my goodness!
[ Laughs ]

You're even tall
sitting down.

That's 'cause
I drank my milk.

Stop cacklin', Geraldine.

It's not that funny.

Tell me something,
Mr. Sutton.

If it wasn't you
that came in here
and started the fight,

then who was that feller, and
why was he dressed up like you?

I think I can answer that.
I was going along the trail
from Medicine Bow and--

Mr. Sutton,
are you a gambling man,
by any chance?

I'd like to make
a little bet with you.

What kind of bet?

I bet I can tell what kind
of work you do just by
looking at your hands.

Bet you a dollar.
Give me your hands.

Oh! They're so big
and strong.

And you're so lean
and outdoorsy.

I'll just bet you're
a tamer of wild horses.

Well, that's pretty close.
I'm just a ranch hand though.

Just an ordinary,
run-of-the-mill cowpuncher.

Oh, but there's nothing ordinary
about that at all.

You must be terribly,
terribly brave.Must I?

Yes. That kind of work
would just half scare me
to death.

All those bulls.

All right.What do you mean,
"all right"?

You can go.How come?

A little while ago
you thought I robbed a bank.I still think so.

But a waiter from Madam
Imogene's came over and said
the damages have been paid for.

Yeah? Who paid for it?How should I know?

You coming out or not?All right.

You fixing
on hanging around town?

I don't see how that's
any of your business.I'm making it my business.

I just want you to know
that I'm gonna be keeping
an eye on you.

So don't try anything fancy.Like what, robbing a bank?

I can't prove yet
you had anything to do with it,
but just give me a little time.

Well, take a little more time
and you might prove that
I'm Billy the Kid.

Billy the Kid's dead!Shucks.

For a minute there
I thought you had me.

Billy the Kid.

[ Door Closes ]

♪ Good-bye, Mrs. Durkin
I'm sick and tired
of workin' ♪

♪ No more I'll dig
the praties, no longer
I'll be poor ♪

♪ For as sure
as me name is Barney
I'm off to Californy ♪

♪ Instead of diggin' praties
I'll be diggin' lumps
of gold ♪

♪ In the days that
I was courtin', I would never
tire of resortin' ♪

♪ To the alehouse
and the playhouse
and the other house besides ♪

♪ But I told my brother Seamus
I'll be off now
and grow famous ♪

♪ And before that
I return again, I'll roam
the whole worldwide ♪

♪ So, it's good-bye,
Mrs. Durkin, I'm sick
and tired of workin' ♪

♪ No more I'll dig
the praties, no longer
I'll be poor ♪

♪ For as sure
as me name is Barney
I'm off to Californy ♪

♪ Instead of diggin' praties
I'll be diggin' lumps
of gold ♪

♪ Well, I've courted girls
in Blarney, in Antrim
and Killarney ♪

♪ In Dublin and in Kerry
down to the cove of Cork ♪

♪ But I'm tired of
all this pleasure
so now I'll take my leisure ♪

♪ And the next time
that you hear from me
I'll write you from New York ♪

♪ So, it's good-bye,
Mrs. Durkin, I'm sick
and tired of workin' ♪

♪ No more I'll dig
the praties, no longer
I'll be poor ♪

♪ For as sure
as me name is Barney
I'm off to Californy ♪

♪ Instead of diggin' praties
I'll be diggin' lumps
of gold ♪

♪ When I landed in America
I met a man named Burke ♪

♪ He told me
if I'd stay a while
he'd surely find me work ♪

♪ But work he didn't find me
so there's nothing
here to bind me ♪

♪ I'm bound for San Francisco
in Califor-ni-yay ♪

♪ I'm now in San Francisco
and me fortune it is made ♪

♪ Me pockets loaded
down with gold
I'll throw away me spade ♪

♪ I'll go back to dear old Erin
spend me fortune
never carin' ♪

♪ And I'll marry Queen Victori'
Mrs. Durkin for to spite ♪

♪ So, it's good-bye
Mrs. Durkin, I'm sick
and tired of workin' ♪

♪ No more I'll dig
the praties, no longer
I'll be poor ♪

♪ For as sure
as me name is Barney
I'm off to Californy ♪

♪ Instead of diggin' praties
I'll be diggin' lumps
of gold ♪♪

Whoo-hoo! [ Cheering ]

[ People Chattering ]

♪♪ [ Piano ]

[ Laughs ]

I owe you one, mister.
This is for putting me in--
Oh!

[ Geraldine Screams ]

What are you doing
in those clothes? I thought
you were the other fella.

That's the thanks I get.
I should have let you stay
in the pokey.

You want to fight?
Come on. Come on. Fight.

Come on.I don't wanna. Ow!

- Beauty. Right in the upper--
- All right. All right.

[ Whistles ]

Hey.

Hey.Come on.

If there's one thing
I won't stand for, it's
fistfighting in my saloon.

Now you boys patch it up
and shake hands,

or you'll both wind up
in the hoosegow.

Let 'em go.

That's what I like to see.
This is a friendly saloon
for friendly folks.

And I aim
to keep it that way.

I got you now,
Imogene Del Finnia!

Here's proof you staged
that bank robbery!

Oh, I knew it!
I knew it all the time!

And now, by heavens,
I got the goods on you!

What are you ranting about,
you old goat?

One of your farmers,
that's what.
Couldn't pay his mortgage.

I was gonna run him off.
But he just now showed up
and paid it off with this--

money stolen
from my bank!

Stop waving that filthy stuff
in my face.

How do you know
it's from your bank?

Because my teller spilled a
bottle of ink in the cash drawer
the day of the robbery.

Look! Look at the ink
stains on this money.

Looks like ink all right.That's nothin'. Lots of
folks mess up their money.

[ Laughs ]
I spill ketchup on mine.

You!

I might have known
I'd find you here.

Did she pay you off
for robbing the bank?

Only a polecat would say
a thing like that.Can't stand the truth, huh?

You've been after my skin
ever since you broke off
our engagement...

24 years ago last April.

Twenty-three years ago.

And you broke it off
to marry the richest girl
in Missoula, Montana.

Bessie was a saint.

I'll thank you
not to mention her name
in a common saloon.

When I think of how close
I came to marrying you,

I get sick to my stomach.

It was a lucky day for me
when I met Abe Del Finnia.

Oh, yeah, he was quite a catch--
a drunken saloon keeper.

You wouldn't say that
if the stagecoach
hadn't knocked him down.

It didn't have to knock
him down-- he was already
lyin' in the gutter.

That's a dirty lie!
Abe only drank to be sociable.

And say what you will about him,
he never cheated poor farmers
out of their land.

No, and he never robbed
a bank either.

If you ask me, you robbed
your own bank so's you could
cheat your depositors.

That was my money!

The bank's gotta stand the loss,
as if you didn't know.

[ Snaps Fingers ]

You call me a bank robber
one more time,

and you'll be picking
bottle glass out of your head
for a month of Sundays.

Imogene Del Finnia,
I swear that not one rancher...

will ever buy a grain of feed
from your corn exchange again.

And I swear to you,
Nat Trumbull,
that not one farmer...

will ever set foot
in your thievin' bank again.

Now get out of here.Uh--

I don't want to see your big,
fat face in this saloon again!

I wouldn't come in here...

to see Lady Godiva
jump her horse
over the bar.

I hate saloons!

[ Groans ]
You--

[ Sobs ]
Oh!

[ Sobbing Continues ]

You gave that money
to the farmer.

How was I to know there
were ink stains on it?

How did you know
about that?She robbed the bank.

Oh?
[ Loudly ]
She what?

Shh! It's supposed
to be a secret.

Will somebody please tell me
what's going on around here?

Between my pa
and the girls' ma,
this town is being torn apart.

Each one keeps trying
to outdo the other to even up
some fancied old score.

And the worst of it is,
the farmers had
a bad winter...

and their grazing land
is poor.

So they have to buy
their grain on credit
at the corn exchange...

or else their cattle
will starve.

Her ma is holding as much papers
on the ranchers as my pa holds
on the farmers.

The ranchers and farmers have
taken sides and they're
at each other's throats.

That's why we robbed
the bank.

Uh, why did you rob
the bank?

So we can stop
this terrible range war.

Oh. And whose idea
was it to be Robin Hood
with the bank's money?

Mine.Those poor farmers
needed help bad.

What about the poor ranchers?
What did they get out of it?

Uh, uh, nothing yet.

But we're gonna
help them too.

We've got another plan.Josie!

[ Ned ]
I think we've said
just about enough.

The less they know
of our plans, the better.

You're out of your minds
if you're thinking of pulling
another bank robbery.

- Not in this town.
- That's something you
don't have to worry about.

Oh, no? I happen to be
the number one suspect.

The sheriff thinks
I robbed the bank.Mr. Trumbull thinks I did.

Yeah.It doesn't matter
what they think.

- You'll be gone before
anything else happens.
- What makes you so sure?

Well, as deputy sheriff,
I order you
to get out of town.

We just can't turn
our backs on this.

- You are gonna get yourselves
in a lot of trouble.
- Let 'em.

What?If that's what they want,
it's all right with me.

I'm getting pretty sick
of Buffalo Springs anyway.

If we don't see you folks
again, we'll look for your
faces on a wanted poster.

There must be a better way
to solve your problem.
Most outlaws end up dead.

Well, so does most
everyone else.

- Well, that's true, but--
- Come on. Come on!

Good-bye.Bye.

How come the big ones
always get away?

Well, come on.
Let's get back to Shiloh.I quit, remember?

The foreman will take you
on again. You know that.

No, I-- I think
I'll try someplace else.

Don't you think
you're being just
a little mule-headed?

Yeah.

All right.
Then don't ride back with me.
That's fine with me.

Well, I won't.All right.

All right.So long.

So long.

Well, what more proof
do you want?

We've got
the ink-stained bills.
Now that's proof, isn't it?

It doesn't prove Madam Imogene
had anything to do with it.

But that's no reason to let
the prime suspects leave town.
One of those men robbed my bank.

If you were any kind of sheriff,
you would have kept them both
in jail and thrown the key away.

What are you rooting
around in there for?Oh. Here. This.

Take a look.What about it?

Now look.

I am looking.
I can't see anything.
Your finger's in the way.

Imagine him
without a mustache.
Who does he look like?

I give up.Look at the eyes.
That nose.

It's the spittin' image
of the man who calls
himself Trampas.

He's an outlaw.
I knew it the first time
I laid eyes on him.

Well, now isn't that
just dandy?

He's gone! He left town,
and you let him go.

You're right.
But if I ever see him again,

I'm gonna shoot first...

and ask questions later.[ Moans ]

It's okay.
Ma's upstairs in her room
taking a bath.

Is it safe?For a few minutes.

It won't take long.Aha!

Sorry, my lad.
We've got orders to keep
you Trumbulls out of here.

He only wants
to tell me something.
Ma doesn't have to know.

Please, Jimmy,
for me?

Well, all right.
I never laid eyes on him.Thanks.

Ain't they a lovely couple?Ah, lovely.

Look at the way
their heads are together now.

Can you just imagine the
honey-sweet words that fella is
sayin' to that lovely wee girl?

We're gonna rob
the corn exchange
at 7:00 tonight.

Why 7:00?
The cashier works till
7:30 on Friday nights.

Yes, but she's dying
to go to a church social
with a friend of mine.

You drop by and casually mention
you'll be glad to relieve her
at a quarter to 7:00.

What about the bookkeeper?He'll be a witness
to the robbery.

They'll see the masked bandits
pull off another daring holdup.

But there'll only be
one masked bandit
if I'm relieving the cashier.

Oh, Ned,
you can't do it alone.
You've got to have help.

I know.
We'll have to get
somebody we can trust.

I'll let Geri handle that.

She knows every
able-bodied man in town.

Good. I'll have
the horses ready.
And we'll circle town,

ride in fast,
pull off the robbery, and ride
off in different directions.

Then we'll all double back.

Tom Wade won't know
which way to look.

At least we'll be able to help
the poor ranchers, just like
we helped the poor farmers.

Oh, Ned.
Isn't it wonderful?

Wonderful.
Just wonderful.

And if you pull it off,
it'll be a miracle.

You again.Mm-hmm. That's right.

I could have been
the sheriff
sitting here.

You were so busy planning
your holdup you never noticed.Why did you come back?

What do you want?I'm looking for
my tall friend.

He left with you.

I thought he might come back
and try and talk you folks
out of this nonsense.

I guess I was wrong.It's not nonsense.

We're doing this
for the good of the community.

[ Whistles ]
That's something to think about
while they're shooting at you.

But there's no sense
in arguing the point.
Good-bye... again.

How much
did you hear?Enough.

I think maybe
you know too much.

I know if you keep this up,
somebody's gonna get hurt.

Sorry.

[ Groans ]

- [ Whistles ]
- Oh.

You forgot your shillelagh.This'll do just as good.
[ Spits ]

None of that rough stuff.
Just pick him up and
throw him out on his ear.

[ Groans ]

Put that down!

I'll thank you
to have a little respect
for other people's furniture.

I'd hate to break this chair,
but I will if you don't call off
your Irish wolfhound.

No!

Wait. Wait.
Who's that on the floor?

Josephine, move aside.

Oh. Promise
you won't be mad.

Move!

- Good afternoon.
- Ned Trumbull!

Why, you low-livin'
son of a rattlesnake!

It's my father you're mad at.
There's no reason why
we can't be friends.

I'll give you a reason![ Groans ]

- How's this for openers?
- Ma, where'd you get that gun?

It was your father's.
He always liked to have a
little something up his sleeve.

All right, sonny,
make tracks out of here.

And take that cowboy friend
of yours with you.

Now get movin'
before I forget I'm a lady.
Vamoose!

[ Screams ]

Keep Trampas busy
until after 7:30.

Don't worry about him.
I know just what to do.

[ Footsteps Approach ]

Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff!
He's back! I just saw him.

That outlaw!
He went into the hotel.

Well, do something!I will.

[ Bullet Clatters ]

[ Knocks ]

Come on in, Sutton.
I knew you'd come back here.

- It's me.
- [ Gasps ]

I can see that.

I heard how Ma ran
you out of the saloon.

I came to apologize.

Well, I've been run out
of saloons before.

Uh, won't you come in?I really shouldn't.

Mmm. The smell of
a man in shaving soap
just about drives me wild.

[ Chuckles ]
I'm feeling a little
wild myself.

Is that champagne?Uh-huh.

But you'll have to open it.
I have weak thumbs.

Oh.

The rest of you
looks all right.

Well, do you,
uh, do this often,

bring a bottle of champagne
to a man's room?

That's not all
I brought you.
[ Chuckles ]

Here's a bird to go
with it.

Have a good time at
the church social, Nellie.

And don't you eat
too many strawberries.
You know how you break out.

There's never been a man
like you in this town before.

Well, when you come
right down to it,

I've never been
in a town like this before.

Mmm.

[ Wade ]
Open up!
This is the law.

I'll tell him to go away.

I'm gonna count to three.

If you don't come out,

I'm comin' in...

shootin'.

One,

two, three!

Miss Geri, what
are you doing in
that outlaw's room?

I beg your pardon!

It so happens my cousin,
Layoma, from Denver
is in this room.

- Oh, well, I better have
a look for myself.
- She is taking a bath!

Oh. Well, uh,
I-I must have
the wrong room.

Uh, I'm sorry. I--

I better go
back down and check
the hotel register.

[ Gasps ]

[ Chuckles ]

Miss Geri.
Fancy meeting you here.Well, it's a small world.

Listen, if your sister
plans to go ahead
with some darn fool robbery,

she's gonna be in
a lot of danger.

Why don't we talk about it
in your room, Mr. Sutton?
This is so public.

Fine. I'm down the hall
in number seven.

I'll be right there.Right.

[ Door Closes ]

The sheriff's gone.
We're alone at last.

Care for another nibble?

Oh.

Oh. Pardon my fingers.

I'll be right back.But the party
just started.

Then... don't go away.Oh, no.

I may never leave.

[ Knocks ]Come in.

Hello.Hello yourself.

Talk to me, David.

About what?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, your sister.

Look, she's in
a lot of trouble and I
don't want to see her get hurt.

Oh! It's so sweet of you
to be concerned.

I'm worried about her too.
See how I'm trembling?

That makes two of us.

I'd just die if anything
happened to Josie.

I'm so afraid!Oh, you poor kid.

She's always been
on the wild side.

I'm more of
a homebody myself.

Just give me a book
and a fireside...

and something warm
to snuggle up to.

Tell me all about it.

Later.

I'll be back.

Tom Wade!
How dare you disturb
my cousin in her bath?

Where'd you come from?My Aunt Leah has
a room down the hall.

It's sort of
a family reunion.

Oh, but... according
to the hotel register,
this is the outlaw's room.

Well, the register is wrong.

Unless you are suggesting
that I would go into
a man's hotel room after dark?

Oh, but--

Now, Miss Geri, I--
I never said anything
like that.

Well, I've known you
all your life,

and there
isn't a sweeter
or more decent girl...

in all of
Buffalo Springs.

Do you really
think so, Tom?

Yeah. I've always
thought that.

Why didn't you ever
say anything?

Well, I better go down
and check with
the hotel clerk.

There's a--
Somebody seems to have
made a mistake.

[ Drunkenly ]
You missed a good party.

Did I?

Well, not all of it.

I think we might be able
to get it started again.

[ Glasses Shatter ]

You know something?

You don't look like
a Geraldine.

What time is it?

It's now, honey.
It's right now.

[ Ned ]
Reach for it, little lady.
This is a holdup.

Fill that with cash!

- You'll never get away
with this, stranger.
- Come on.

[ Whispering ]
It's the best we could do.

All right.
Quit stalling and fill it up.

[ Sighs ]

I know you're in there.

Come on out,Bull!

Bull?

If that's the way you want it,
I'm comin' in!

Sheriff!

Sheriff, they're robbing
the corn exchange!
Don't let them get away!

The corn exchange?
But I got the outlaw
trapped in here.

Oh, quick!
There's over $20,000
in the cashier's office!

Well, I--No, come on. Hurry!

Oh. Oh.

Well, looks like the party's
over. And you did a pretty
good job of keeping me here...

while your sister
and her boyfriend
pulled off another robbery.

Where you going?To complain about
the champagne.

It was flat. Ow. Hey!

[ Loud Crash ]

Hey. We haven't finished
our talk.

Oh, talk to yourself!

[ Whistles ]

Hurry up.
Hurry up.

What am I gonna do
with this?Hide it.

Where?
Then you take it.Hold it!

I don't want it.Hold it!

I'll take care of that
problem. All right, drop
your guns. Raise your hands.

Put it on the table.I knew this
was gonna happen.

You should have
hid it somewhere.
I told you--

All right.
It's not bad for
a bunch of amateurs.

This is gonna go back to
the corn exchange. Which one
of you is gonna take it back?

- He'll take it back.
- [ All Arguing ]

- Hold it! I'll take it back.
- [ Wade ] Freeze!

All right, everybody,
stay right where they--

Everybody, stay
right where you are.

Well, looks like
I caught the whole gang
and their leader.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right.

Drop it, Bull.

Bull?

♪♪ [ Harmonica ]

[ Men ]
♪ Her eyes they shone
like the diamonds ♪

♪ You'd think she was
queen of the land ♪

♪ And her hair
hung over her shoulder ♪

♪ Tied up with
a black velvet band ♪

♪ In a neat little town
they call Belfast ♪

♪ Apprentice to trade
I was bound ♪

♪ And many an hour
of sweet happiness ♪

♪ I spent in that
neat little town ♪Lovely.

♪ Her eyes they shone
like the diamonds ♪

Those men work for you
and the sheriff
caught 'em red-handed.

Now you can't deny that.You hired that
outlaw yourself.

Don't be ridiculous!
He robbed my bank
under your orders.

That's a filthy lie!

Well, you got
your corn exchange money
back, didn't you?

Where's my bank money?
Can you tell me that?

No. And I wouldn't
if I could.

Uh, listen, folks--You keep out of this!

♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Trumbull ]
By thunder.

If you don't hand
over that money,

I'm gonna bring
every rancher and cowhand
in the territory in here...

and make you cough it up
a nickel at a time.

And I'll bring in every
farmer and sheepherder
to stand against ya.

Pa, it seems to me--You keep out
of this, Neddy boy.

If she wants to start
a range war, she's gonna
get one, and right here in town.

A range war in town?

♪ Black velvet band

- ♪ Her eyes they shone
like the diamonds ♪♪
- Shut up!

What's this
about a range war?

You can't mean it, Pa.
You're not serious.We'll see if I'm not.

Before I'm through,
Buffalo Springs...

will make the Little Big Horn
look like a picnic ground.

Well, we'll be ready for you,

General Custer!

[ Door Closes ]

Evidently it's never crossed
your mind, but they hang people
for robbing banks.

And we gotta get them
out of there.We could blow up the jail.

Oh. How we gonna do that?

Well, first we'd have
to steal some dynamite.

Haven't you folks
had enough of taking
what doesn't belong to you?

We messed everything up.
And it's all our fault.

A range war.
Now the boys are in jail.

Oh, Ned,
what are we gonna do?
[ Crying ]

We'll think of
somethin'.

We have to.

Well, you can start
by telling the truth.
And if you won't, I will.

You swore that
you'd never tell.

I can't let Trampas hang
for something he didn't do.

You can't go back on your word.We were only trying to do
the right thing.

[ Sighs ]
Yeah, I know.

I honestly thought
we could bring peace
to Buffalo Springs.

But that's out of the question
as long as my pa
and Madam Imogene...

have this big hate
for each other.Isn't it funny?

Twenty-four years ago they
nearly got married. If they
had, you'd be our brother.

Well, I wouldn't
like that too much.

But at least Pa
would have daughters.

The way it is,
I'm all he's got.

You're an only child?
No brothers or sisters?That's right.

Your father thinks a lot of you.
You're his pride and joy.

You could say that, I guess.He'd do anything for you,
wouldn't he?

He won't stop this range war,
if that's what you're thinkin'.

I already asked him.Maybe you didn't
ask him the right way.

Miss Geri, get me a pencil
and a sheet of paper, please.Right.

What are you gonna write?

Well, if we're lucky,
it'll turn out
to be a peace treaty.

If we're not--

Where do you suppose
we could get
some dynamite?

I didn't come here
for your approval.

I came to tell you
to stay out of this fight.

I'm afraid I can't
do that, Mr. Trumbull.

See, I swore to uphold
the law, and you're just
about to break it.

Evidently, you don't think
too much of that star.

Or maybe you like the idea
of being an ex-sheriff.

No, sir, I don't like it
one little bit.

This office is like my home.
How can you turn a man
out of his home?

It takes practice.

And by this time
I've had plenty of it.

Now you take my suggestion
and stay in here
and lock the door.

And whatever you do,
stay away from that saloon.

Mr. Trumbull, I have
a note from your son.

From Ned?

- Well, what does it say?
- They've taken Neddy prisoner.

He says he won't be harmed
if I call off the ranchers.

It might be a trick.

- No, it's Ned's handwritin'.
- How do you know?

He's right.
Neddy got a penmanship medal
in the fifth grade.

Well, what are you
gonna do?

What else can I do?

He's all I got.

All right,
pile up all the chairs!

Here's some ammunition.

Now put all the tables
over on their sides.

For you.

Geraldine,
get all the glassware
out of sight.

This will be
the first range war
ever fought in a saloon.

If we're gonna make history,
let's make it right.
Remember the Alamo!

[ Men Cheering ]

[ Footsteps Approach ]Look, Ma.
Somebody's coming.

[ Shotguns Cocking ]Don't shoot!

I come in peace.

[ Whistles ]

I have a message
from your daughter
Josephine.

Josephine?
She's right here
in the saloon somewhere.

No, she ain't, Ma.
I looked everywhere for her.
She's vanished.

Where'd you get this? Nat Trumbull.

He's holding her prisoner.
But she won't be harmed...

if you call off your farmers
and sheepherders.

It's true.
Josie wrote this herself.

See how she spelled "farmers"
with two "a's"?

Nat Trumbull
will pay for this!

[ Geraldine ]
Ma, what are you gonna do?

There's only thing
I can do.

She's all I got.
Except'n you, of course.

All right, boys,
go on home.

The war's off.

You, clear outta here.Yes, ma'am.

You too, Geraldine.

Nat Trumbull
wants to meet me alone.

Well, I'm here.

So am I.Hmm.

That boy means
the world to me.

She's just a child, Nat.

He's a good boy.

Oh, she's an angel.

I remember when he was
just a little feller.
[ Chuckles ]

In pigtails.And a cowlick.

Oh, he used to think I was
the greatest man in the world.

She looked up to me, Nat.

She thought I was grand
and beautiful.

You always were beautiful,
Imogene.

Ah.
[ Chuckles ]

You used to tell me that
in the hayloft.

Oh, the hayloft.

I... haven't thought of that
in a good many years.

Oh, what a pair
we were, huh?

Hmm.

Oh, we were so young.

We had the whole world
at our feet.

I loved you, Imogene.

And I loved you, Nat,
with all my heart.

It was my pa
made me marry Bessie.

He wanted me
to make a good match.

I-I was weak.
I couldn't fight him.

I threw myself at Abe.

The last thing
he wanted was a wife.

But I couldn't bear the idea
of living alone.

Oh, Imogene!

Oh, Nat!

[ Sighs ]
Where did we go wrong?

Ma?Pa?

We robbed the bank.

- And the corn exchange.
- We did it for you.

And the town, you were
splitting it down the middle.
We had to stop it.

Because we love you.And we love each other.

You, Neddy boy?

- Josie!
- We had to rob from the rich...

to give to the poor because
you were robbing from the poor.

To give to the rich--
yourselves.

You kept getting
richer and richer
and bigger and bigger,

but the town
was being torn to pieces.

You were almost fighting
each other with guns.
And now look at you.

Like a couple of kids.

Nat, they make me feel
so ashamed.

What were we thinkin' of all
those years when we could have
been thinkin' of each other?

No wonder my son
robbed his daddy's bank.

He wanted to teach me
a lesson.

What did you do with
the money, Neddy boy?

I spread it around, Pa.

[ Shouting ]
Without interest
or collateral?

Oh, well, as they say,

bread cast upon the water
is over the dam.

Oh, children![ Laughs ]

Pa.Neddy boy.

[ Laughs ]
Ah.

Son! Son! Oh.Ma!

Imogene.

Josie!Oh!

♪ Tied up with
a black velvet band ♪

♪ And seven long years
is your sentence ♪

♪ You're going
to Van Diemen's Land ♪

♪ Far away from your friends
and relations ♪Shut up!

♪ To follow the ♪Aye.

You're all free to go.

[ Grunts ]

- Well, get up.
- I don't think I can.

If I'm gonna have
to come back in here,
I'd just as soon stay.

Ah, you're free to go.
It's all been resolved.

You're gonna let
Bull McCoy loose
on the unsuspecting world?

You ain't Bull.How do you know?

'Cause Bull was hanged
a year ago last Christmas.

I guess I'd better weed out
some of those old
wanted posters.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I'm ready to go
if you are.Where?

Back to Shiloh.

Let's go.Oh, just a minute.

Hmm?First, we gotta go
to a wedding.

Who's getting married?Just about everybody,
including me.

Come on, lover.

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

♪ Arm in arm and on we go
All for Trumbull's wedding ♪

♪ It's time to dance
It's time to sing, we'll
surely make the rafters ring ♪

♪ Raise your glass and here's
a toast to the whiskey
and the women ♪

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

♪ Arm in arm and on we go
All for Trumbull's wedding ♪

♪ Tell everyone we wish
good cheer, luck and health
in the coming year ♪

♪♪ [ Indistinct ]

♪ That's our toast to Trumbull

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

♪ Arm in arm and on we go
All for Trumbull's wedding ♪

[ Man ]Yee-hoo!

[ Man Whistles ]

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

♪ Arm in arm and on we go
All for Trumbull's wedding ♪

♪ Before we go we'd like
to say may care be bonny's
here today ♪

♪ Who cares if trouble
comes our way, we'll put
our trust in drinking ♪

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

Congratulations. Glad you
finally found something
you can hold onto.

♪ Step we gaily on we go
Heel for heel
and toe for toe ♪

♪ Arm in arm and on we go
All for Trumbull's wedding ♪♪

[ Man ]
Whoo-hoo!