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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,709 --> 00:00:12,750 Right, Morty. 2 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:17,370 Chili was too spicy. 3 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:29,010 A state sale is open! 4 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:33,650 And your post-it's out first come, first served. If you see a post-it, the item 5 00:00:33,650 --> 00:00:34,650 has already been... 6 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:44,650 We just get to take anything we want. Morty, they're dead. You want to be 7 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:45,710 buried with your porn magazine? 8 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:50,730 Magazines? What the magazines, old man? Fuck you, Morty. Go practice your 9 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:51,730 pronoun. 10 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:55,570 Whoa! An in-ground two-post vehicle lift? 11 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:59,190 You could park a motorcycle on this bad boy and rotate it any which way. 12 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:00,570 Oh, God! 13 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:21,260 There aren't any Smiths left to hold a funeral. Wait, funeral hop? Oh, shit. 14 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:22,740 You gotta try it, dude. 15 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,080 Some version of your mom, your dad bawling their eyes out and seeing the 16 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,200 nicest shit you've ever heard. But can't happen when the whole family checks out 17 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,098 at the same time. 18 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,840 Your Rick brings you to your own funeral? Nah, dog. 19 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,140 I drive myself. 20 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,840 You don't got a Portal Junior? 21 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:40,560 Shit, bunch of us have one. 22 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,619 Let's see. 23 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:42,620 I bet. 24 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,850 I'll have to post it on that bad boy before someone else does. Thanks. 25 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:49,730 And, uh, cool sunglasses. 26 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,790 Sunglasses? These are my eyes. 27 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,790 Um, Rick, you ever gone to your own funeral? 28 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:07,190 Is that new slang for taking a dump? What? No. 29 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:10,270 Well, I'm gonna start using it. Look, I'm already at the estate sale with a 30 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:13,590 funeral hopper and... You can do better than getting emotional handjobs from a 31 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,590 fake family. My real family is dead. 32 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:19,470 Wow, what a ding. So is mine. The only thing that helps ease the horror of 33 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:21,470 existence is friction-free rotation. 34 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,870 Did you buy a motorcycle to justify the platform? 35 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,230 Morty, it turned. 36 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,690 Come on, man. I'm asking for guidance. 37 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:30,510 Do whatever you want. It's your funeral. 38 00:02:56,329 --> 00:03:01,570 What? Let me grieve. You've been drunk all week. Maybe if you had been sober, 39 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:04,870 you wouldn't have microwaved him. His big legs were wet. 40 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,510 I should have guessed. 41 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,000 Well, I guess this is going to be hard. 42 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:03,060 But Mort loved to do hard things, so we're going to do this for him. 43 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,100 How many of you here loved my son? 44 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:13,860 I asked, how many of you here loved my son? 45 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:22,079 Maybe you loved him because he was a leader, a scholar, an athlete. 46 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,580 I loved him because he was mine. 47 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,140 Because he was my son! 48 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,500 We love you, Mark! 49 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:35,820 Mark! Mark! Mark! When I die, I will kill God for taking my boy! 50 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,840 I don't approve of your promise, but I understand. 51 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,440 Who will be there for me now that you're gone? 52 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,960 Chesterfield? 53 00:04:55,719 --> 00:04:56,719 Mort? 54 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,600 Oh, no. 55 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,000 You guys have never seen another Morty before. 56 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:05,240 Does that make sense? 57 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:09,240 Shortest version is infinite means, infinite use. 58 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,740 You want a grilled cheese? 59 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,020 I want to make it for him. 60 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,459 A new thing? 61 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,460 It's how I got here. 62 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,700 Rick made it for me. Not my Rick. 63 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,240 It's a lot of canon. 64 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,300 Where is Rick? 65 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:24,640 I'm sorry to tell you this, but, um, our Rick... 66 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,160 Is it drunk, Morty? 67 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,760 Oh, no. 68 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,920 We had to end our relationship with him. We tried everything to help, but 69 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,480 ultimately he needed to help himself. 70 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,180 And he, like, listened? 71 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,340 This universe is wild. Just the way you like it. 72 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,400 Mmm, wow, so good. 73 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:48,100 Don't suppose there's any tomato soup. Holy shit, you guys are something else. 74 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,600 You should have met our Mort. 75 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,040 Summer, he's not ours to keep. 76 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,040 I understand Mort. I mean, Morty. 77 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:12,640 Come back to us, kiddo. Whenever you want, you come back. 78 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,080 Summer, stop live streaming. 79 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,740 Where have you been? I've needed you to hand me wrenches and stuff. 80 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,460 Check this out. 81 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:30,700 Wow, great. 82 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:35,930 You have too much metal in you, dipshit. 83 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:38,710 I didn't put it there. 84 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:39,930 So? 85 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,410 Whoa. Hey. He came back. 86 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,110 Oh, jeez. 87 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:53,430 Good boy. 88 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,910 That's a job for you. 89 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:58,150 My dog enslaved me, but not this one. 90 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:02,110 So I'm hanging out on the side of the ship in space, holding the guitar that 91 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,610 Rick wanted, but my eyes... 92 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,320 and I couldn't see for, like, an hour. 93 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,300 Morty, you could have been killed. 94 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,100 Oh, yeah, I was. 95 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:11,580 You died? 96 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,560 You die and come back? 97 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,680 The worst part is waking up in the tube where the fresh body is, because you 98 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,500 have to cough all that fluid out of your lungs. 99 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:24,920 You're saying where you come from, your grandfather lets you die over and over 100 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,080 again. What does your father say about this? 101 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,380 Who's a madman? 102 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,440 I'm a madman. 103 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,250 Too bad my big lathe is up at the cabin. 104 00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:43,950 Built it with my dad. 105 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:48,270 Then Mort helped me put up the sleeping porch just last summer. Wish we could 106 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:51,250 take you there this weekend, but the gals are going to be at the soup kitchen 107 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:56,710 and... I mean, we could head up there, just the two of us. Really? You want to 108 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,710 do that? 109 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,219 have any matches? 110 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:12,100 A man who relies on matches gets pretty cold when he runs out. 111 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,160 You feel like a steak? 112 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:19,800 Wait till the pan releases the meat. 113 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,560 I feel like I've never learned anything until now. 114 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,940 And Mort, he's climbing so fast. 115 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,500 When he loses his footing, he's just silent as he falls. 116 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:39,380 Until the crack of his body hitting stone. 117 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,620 Mort was so strong. 118 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,360 But I wasn't strong enough to save him. I'm so sorry. 119 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,880 I know you're not my Mort. 120 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:50,660 Not really. 121 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,620 But I love you just the same. 122 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,660 I love you, Dad. 123 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,560 I want to be your son. 124 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,720 I am your son. 125 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,360 Then break the gun. 126 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,560 What? This isn't one of your adventures. 127 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,360 It can be your life. 128 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:15,040 But what if I need to... What could you need that isn't here? A family that 129 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:19,000 doesn't appreciate you? A resurrection machine that makes infinite grandpas you 130 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,540 need to turn into a fucking giraffe? 131 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:21,980 Do it. 132 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,140 Hey! 133 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,140 Oh, my God! 134 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,800 Yes! I love you! 135 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,260 I tried to make my son strong. 136 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,420 So strong he would never die! 137 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 to run away. 138 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 Thank you, Mort. 139 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,940 and we're left with a radical non-duality. 140 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:50,000 The universe is not locally real, which means nothing matters. 141 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,400 Or... Everything does! 142 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,180 World universe, let's go! 143 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:02,680 I fucking knew it. The central finite curve, portal travel, all of it. Of 144 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:06,580 course there's infinite Mortys, because there's infinite worlds, Morty, and 145 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,680 infinite me's. Am I cool in most worlds? 146 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Mr. Rosenthal. 147 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,400 Sorry I frightened you. 148 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:14,850 I am from Russia. 149 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,790 Who is hunting you? 150 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:22,070 Jerry. I don't know. Maybe all of them. I just want to go home. I thought there 151 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:24,390 was a better version of my family for me, but I was wrong. 152 00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:26,850 Do you think you can make this? 153 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:31,510 Oh, Morty, I would love to help you, but that thing almost destroyed me. 154 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,610 Salieri to infinite Mozart. 155 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,790 Do you guys not have Mozart? 156 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,950 Oh, Morty, we got to watch Amadeus. 157 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,440 Shit, I'm late. I gotta do a thing. Do you want to come with me? 158 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,800 Hey. Hey, everybody. 159 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,940 My name's Rick. I'm an alcoholic. 160 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:53,440 I know this is an old story to a lot of you, but most of us have destroyed our 161 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,500 memories with alcohol, so it'll be like new. 162 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,900 Back before, I had a wife. I had a family. My daughter, Beth. 163 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,140 She was a terror, but she was my heart. 164 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,520 My whole heart. 165 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,360 I'd always like to get wrecked every now and again, but Diane kept it under 166 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,580 control. And then one day, she was just gone. 167 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,140 I was so deep in my work, I barely noticed. 168 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:17,220 And that's when, you know how that feels? When you really start to drink? 169 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,400 That was so little. 170 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,520 I blew it with her. 171 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,100 She grew up, though, and married somebody who took one look at me and 172 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,240 said, not in my house. 173 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,300 Fuck, I hate that guy. But he was right. 174 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,280 I hated him enough to end up here. 175 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,280 My first meeting was 17 years ago. 176 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,990 17 years since I spoke to my daughter. 177 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,410 But I'm here, and I'm happy. 178 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,750 That's possible for all of us. 179 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,530 You just have to find somebody who believes in you. 180 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,810 My students were assholes today, so I'm cooking stew. 181 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:54,030 Oh, hello. Who is this handsome fellow? 182 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,270 You might want to sit down. 183 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,430 Oh, Rick. 184 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,170 He has your eyes. 185 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:04,090 So you must go home, and you must find a way to get him there. It's not that 186 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:07,780 simple. But you are a good man, so maybe it is simple. 187 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,500 Morty, will you have more stew? Yes, please. 188 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,120 My love, don't forget. 189 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,540 Wow, she's... She's incredible. 190 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,720 So, she's a fuckpot? 191 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:22,240 Jesus Christ, Morty! She's my wife! She's a human woman! Oh, jeez, I guess I 192 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,300 didn't realize you could love anything. 193 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,520 My bad. 194 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,300 Have you seen this boy? 195 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,800 Ah, we see a lot of people through here. One time I saw a horse buy a ticket. 196 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,360 Some kind of promotion for a kind of horse food. Don't know about that, but, 197 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,400 oh, you never forget a face as sweet as that right there. Oh, yeah, I seen him 198 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,000 headed to Boston. Sure as sunlight and right as rain. Hey, where you going? 199 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,840 Found him. 200 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,040 I'm gonna love that little guy so hard. 201 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,740 You okay, buddy? 202 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,880 He's gonna find me and tie me to a pole and hug me until I throw up. 203 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,760 I'll be trapped here forever. 204 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,660 I'll get you home, okay? I'll make a portal and get you home. 205 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,620 Are you gonna call me a piece of shit now? 206 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:04,380 What? 207 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,240 Go get it! You've got this! 208 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,940 You're gonna get it. If God doesn't want me to praise him with invention, why 209 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,940 implant the desire? 210 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,020 Everything okay out there? Fox, just let me work. 211 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,260 She's gonna leave. 212 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,540 They all leave. 213 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:24,060 You know, you didn't drive Diana away. It wasn't your work or your drinking. It 214 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,480 just happened everywhere, to every Rick. 215 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,940 What? It wasn't your fault. Most Ricks never got this far with portal stuff. 216 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,180 They took a shortcut. 217 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,270 But I believe in you. 218 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:39,210 I can feel it, Uli. I'm so close. You're close to losing another wife. 219 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:43,610 I've become tepid. I want a boil. You can sleep on the couch. I'm done 220 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,610 sleeping. 221 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,090 This is what yours is like? 222 00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:53,190 That's the only way I can get home. Where on God's earth did a 14-year-old 223 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,690 boy learn this kind of mind poisoning? 224 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,050 From your husband. 225 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,350 Infinitely. He belongs more to me than to you. 226 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:09,450 Professor Sanchez hasn't shown up for days. Well, he's my father, and I'm 227 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,910 worried about him. We just need his address. 228 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,510 You don't have your own father's address? 229 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,210 I was just asking a question. 230 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:17,530 You're right. 231 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,710 It's... Summer, the files. 232 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:24,830 I'm in. Also going to approve myself for early admission just in case I decide to 233 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,070 go to this fucking nerd school. 234 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:29,130 I'm going to get my boy and put him on a leash. 235 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,109 A leash? 236 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,230 What's up with your family? 237 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,470 Oh, you're right. It's personal. 238 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,650 Morty, I figured it out, Morty. 239 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:41,290 Morty, come on. We're going to get some stuff, Morty. 240 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,230 Jake, it's the middle of the night. 241 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:55,890 Come on, I'm working. It's helping me think. 242 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,430 Do you want to go talk to her? Talk to that? 243 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:04,849 There's a multiverse of her out there, right, Morty? We got to, we got to. 244 00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:08,150 You can't hit the trouble. 245 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,849 I got tenure, Morty. They can't fire me. 246 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,890 I built this place with my dick and hammered it with my ball. 247 00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:17,930 Wouldn't a dick be a better hammer? You're right, Morty. Balls are too soft. 248 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:20,089 Grab, grab, grab some, grab anything. 249 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,670 Mr. Sanchez. 250 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:33,030 The problem is morals, Morty. Ethics. I was scared of the gray areas. But now, I 251 00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:38,530 can live in them. I'm going to get you home, you small little guy. 252 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:44,990 Hey, Doric. 253 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:49,170 They told me I was crazy. But now, now who's crazy? 254 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,450 They are. That's right. 255 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,650 I did it. 256 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160 Oh, man. 257 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:03,080 I'm gonna miss you, Rick. I could come visit you, Morty. We got a doorway. 258 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,580 And now that I don't have a dumb wife, I have all the time in the world. I could 259 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,100 go on adventures, Morty. We could go on adventures. 260 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400 Yeah. 261 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,560 You're... 262 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:17,930 You saved me. And so did this. Because alcohol is good, Morty. It's not evil. 263 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:21,150 Everyone should drink it. Wait till I tell the guys at AA. 264 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:25,690 All right, off you go. Let go of my son. Fucking Jerry! 265 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:29,330 Morty, please, don't go in there. We didn't mean to come on so strong. We 266 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:30,249 just love you. 267 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,210 Honey, you can stay here where you don't get thrown into space and have to die 268 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:37,910 all the time. What the hell is this thing? Have you even tested it? You're 269 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,290 drunk! You're gonna let a child go through that? 270 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,330 The science is sound, dick. Watch. Bye-bye. 271 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,750 Let's go home. 272 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,950 Damn. You look like shit. 273 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,630 Was the funeral that good? 274 00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:16,830 Oh, shit. 275 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,290 A long neck dog gun. Let's fucking go. 276 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,330 Hey. 277 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:27,990 You OK? 278 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,050 Yeah. 279 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,950 I love you. All right. No need to get weird. 280 00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,310 You're in, my son. 281 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,930 So the hat was not a good idea. 282 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,810 It will be tomorrow. 283 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:54,130 Morty, Morty, Morty. I got to show you. I got to show you something, Morty. 284 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,310 Rick, it's the middle of the night. I just want to sleep. 285 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:58,290 I'll call in a bomb threat. Come on. 286 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:02,570 I took your note, Morty. I fixed the magnet. 287 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,810 You ready to ride? 288 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,310 Let's go to Hero's Journey, Morty. 289 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,270 Take the wheel. 290 00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:09,570 But I'm a... 291 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,560 DNA scans clear. 21445

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