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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
Lighting. We've got so much to talk
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Lighting. We've got so much to talk
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Lighting. We've got so much to talk
about tonight. Iran has a new secret
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about tonight. Iran has a new secret
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about tonight. Iran has a new secret
weapon. Trump finds a way to make
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weapon. Trump finds a way to make
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weapon. Trump finds a way to make
Canadians angry. And Olive Garden is now
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Canadians angry. And Olive Garden is now
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Canadians angry. And Olive Garden is now
the world's most secure place to eat.
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the world's most secure place to eat.
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the world's most secure place to eat.
Sorry, Rainforest Cafe at Rikers. So,
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Sorry, Rainforest Cafe at Rikers. So,
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Sorry, Rainforest Cafe at Rikers. So,
let's get into the headlines.
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This weekend was the big World Cup final
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This weekend was the big World Cup final
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This weekend was the big World Cup final
and I'd like to congratulate Spain or
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and I'd like to congratulate Spain or
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and I'd like to congratulate Spain or
Espa as we called it during myth
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Espa as we called it during myth
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Espa as we called it during myth
overseas.
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It marked the end of a wonderful month
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It marked the end of a wonderful month
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It marked the end of a wonderful month
of soccer co-hosted by the United
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of soccer co-hosted by the United
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of soccer co-hosted by the United
States, Canada, and Mexico. And in a
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States, Canada, and Mexico. And in a
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States, Canada, and Mexico. And in a
beautiful moment of unity, Trump watched
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beautiful moment of unity, Trump watched
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beautiful moment of unity, Trump watched
the game alongside the leader of Canada,
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the game alongside the leader of Canada,
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the game alongside the leader of Canada,
ushering in a new era of friendship that
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ushering in a new era of friendship that
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ushering in a new era of friendship that
will last and last and
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will last and last and
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will last and last and
>> breaking news. The Trump administration
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>> breaking news. The Trump administration
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>> breaking news. The Trump administration
says it is slapping an additional 50%
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says it is slapping an additional 50%
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says it is slapping an additional 50%
tariff on certain Canadian goods.
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tariff on certain Canadian goods.
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tariff on certain Canadian goods.
>> Oh, mother
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>> Oh, mother
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>> Oh, mother
fighting again with Canada. I thought we
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fighting again with Canada. I thought we
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fighting again with Canada. I thought we
were going to work this out.
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were going to work this out.
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were going to work this out.
Okay, now what are we taxing ourselves
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Okay, now what are we taxing ourselves
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Okay, now what are we taxing ourselves
to punish Canada for?
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to punish Canada for?
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to punish Canada for?
>> Everything from Canadian wood and paper
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>> Everything from Canadian wood and paper
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>> Everything from Canadian wood and paper
and furniture to things like hockey
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and furniture to things like hockey
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and furniture to things like hockey
sticks and dairy products.
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sticks and dairy products.
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sticks and dairy products.
>> No hockey sticks. What's my husband
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>> No hockey sticks. What's my husband
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>> No hockey sticks. What's my husband
going to keep jammed in the corner of
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going to keep jammed in the corner of
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going to keep jammed in the corner of
the garage for the past 15 years? Now,
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the garage for the past 15 years? Now,
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the garage for the past 15 years? Now,
obviously, it's very frustrating to be
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obviously, it's very frustrating to be
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obviously, it's very frustrating to be
back in this trade war again. But if
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back in this trade war again. But if
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back in this trade war again. But if
you're worried that this is another case
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you're worried that this is another case
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you're worried that this is another case
of Trump abusing his power, relax. These
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of Trump abusing his power, relax. These
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of Trump abusing his power, relax. These
tariffs are legal under the Smoot Holly
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tariffs are legal under the Smoot Holly
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tariffs are legal under the Smoot Holly
Act, which has been around since 1930
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Act, which has been around since 1930
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Act, which has been around since 1930
when it helped prolong and worsen the
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when it helped prolong and worsen the
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when it helped prolong and worsen the
Great Depression. So, cheer up.
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>> But where where is this sudden anger
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>> But where where is this sudden anger
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>> But where where is this sudden anger
with Canada coming from? What's this all
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with Canada coming from? What's this all
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with Canada coming from? What's this all
about? President Trump is blasting
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about? President Trump is blasting
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about? President Trump is blasting
Canada for quote willful negligence in
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Canada for quote willful negligence in
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Canada for quote willful negligence in
its forest management, calling the
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its forest management, calling the
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its forest management, calling the
pollution an unhealthy invasion. Trump
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pollution an unhealthy invasion. Trump
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pollution an unhealthy invasion. Trump
went on to threaten Canada with more
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went on to threaten Canada with more
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went on to threaten Canada with more
tariffs due to the wildfire smoke.
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tariffs due to the wildfire smoke.
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tariffs due to the wildfire smoke.
>> You got to stop these fires from coming
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>> You got to stop these fires from coming
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>> You got to stop these fires from coming
in and, you know, poisoning our air.
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>> Are you sure you want America to set a
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>> Are you sure you want America to set a
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>> Are you sure you want America to set a
precedent for paying for pollution?
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precedent for paying for pollution?
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precedent for paying for pollution?
I feel like your pals at Pesticide,
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I feel like your pals at Pesticide,
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I feel like your pals at Pesticide,
Microlastic, Death, Diarrhea, Lettuce,
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Microlastic, Death, Diarrhea, Lettuce,
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Microlastic, Death, Diarrhea, Lettuce,
Inc. might have other ideas. I will say
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Inc. might have other ideas. I will say
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Inc. might have other ideas. I will say
the one interesting thing about the
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the one interesting thing about the
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the one interesting thing about the
wildfires was seeing Trump almost come
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wildfires was seeing Trump almost come
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wildfires was seeing Trump almost come
to a realization.
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to a realization.
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to a realization.
>> We got to stop the fires up there. I've
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>> We got to stop the fires up there. I've
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>> We got to stop the fires up there. I've
never remembered this happening over the
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never remembered this happening over the
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never remembered this happening over the
last four or five years. You saw it
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last four or five years. You saw it
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last four or five years. You saw it
starting to take place.
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starting to take place.
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starting to take place.
>> Go on.
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>> Go on.
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>> Go on.
You're getting warmer. Warmer.
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You're getting warmer. Warmer.
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You're getting warmer. Warmer.
Catastrophically warmer.
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Catastrophically warmer.
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Catastrophically warmer.
I love how he's discovering climate
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I love how he's discovering climate
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I love how he's discovering climate
change while standing next to his idling
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change while standing next to his idling
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change while standing next to his idling
jet.
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jet.
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jet.
Something is causing this and we have
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Something is causing this and we have
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Something is causing this and we have
got to get to the bottom of it. Keep the
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got to get to the bottom of it. Keep the
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got to get to the bottom of it. Keep the
engine running, guys. All of them. I
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engine running, guys. All of them. I
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engine running, guys. All of them. I
haven't decided which plane I'm taking.
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haven't decided which plane I'm taking.
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haven't decided which plane I'm taking.
But let's move on from Trump's war on
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But let's move on from Trump's war on
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But let's move on from Trump's war on
Canada to his war on personally losing
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Canada to his war on personally losing
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Canada to his war on personally losing
elections. Look, I know a lot of
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elections. Look, I know a lot of
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elections. Look, I know a lot of
liberals out there think election fraud
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liberals out there think election fraud
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liberals out there think election fraud
isn't a problem, but I assure you it's
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isn't a problem, but I assure you it's
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isn't a problem, but I assure you it's
just as much a threat to the United
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just as much a threat to the United
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just as much a threat to the United
States as Canada. And that's why last
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States as Canada. And that's why last
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States as Canada. And that's why last
week Trump gave a prime time address
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week Trump gave a prime time address
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week Trump gave a prime time address
from the White House to offer his
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from the White House to offer his
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from the White House to offer his
solution to fix our elections.
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solution to fix our elections.
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solution to fix our elections.
>> Congress must pass the Save America Act.
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>> Congress must pass the Save America Act.
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>> Congress must pass the Save America Act.
This landmark bill requires that all
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This landmark bill requires that all
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This landmark bill requires that all
voters must show photo voter ID. How
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voters must show photo voter ID. How
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voters must show photo voter ID. How
simple is that? Could I have your photo,
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simple is that? Could I have your photo,
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simple is that? Could I have your photo,
please? Photo voter ID.
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please? Photo voter ID.
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please? Photo voter ID.
>> Even he sounds exhausted by his own
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>> Even he sounds exhausted by his own
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>> Even he sounds exhausted by his own
election
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election
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election
Hey. Hey. Once you turn 80, it is harder
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Hey. Hey. Once you turn 80, it is harder
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Hey. Hey. Once you turn 80, it is harder
to maintain an insurrection. Happens to
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to maintain an insurrection. Happens to
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to maintain an insurrection. Happens to
a lot of guys.
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>> Now, if you didn't watch this speech,
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>> Now, if you didn't watch this speech,
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>> Now, if you didn't watch this speech,
Trump unveiled a devastating set of
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Trump unveiled a devastating set of
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Trump unveiled a devastating set of
documents that conclusively prove the
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documents that conclusively prove the
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documents that conclusively prove the
2020 election was stolen in a deep state
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2020 election was stolen in a deep state
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2020 election was stolen in a deep state
conspiracy. I'm just with you.
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conspiracy. I'm just with you.
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conspiracy. I'm just with you.
He released a bunch of documents that
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He released a bunch of documents that
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He released a bunch of documents that
were old news and didn't prove jack
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were old news and didn't prove jack
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were old news and didn't prove jack
And at one point he even started
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And at one point he even started
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And at one point he even started
to glitch.
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to glitch.
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to glitch.
>> In light of the brand new and
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>> In light of the brand new and
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>> In light of the brand new and
irrefutable information I have revealed
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irrefutable information I have revealed
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irrefutable information I have revealed
tonight, my administration is in the
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tonight, my administration is in the
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tonight, my administration is in the
process of notifying the states.
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It's what I'm always saying. You got to
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It's what I'm always saying. You got to
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It's what I'm always saying. You got to
trust the proof.
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trust the proof.
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trust the proof.
Trust it. Now, normally after Trump
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Trust it. Now, normally after Trump
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Trust it. Now, normally after Trump
gives a speech, all his fans at Fox News
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gives a speech, all his fans at Fox News
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gives a speech, all his fans at Fox News
amplify his message and repeat his lies
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amplify his message and repeat his lies
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amplify his message and repeat his lies
verbatim. There's just one problem.
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verbatim. There's just one problem.
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verbatim. There's just one problem.
Trump's talking about election fraud.
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Trump's talking about election fraud.
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Trump's talking about election fraud.
Remember how this went the last time?
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Remember how this went the last time?
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Remember how this went the last time?
>> Fox agreeing to pay Dominion more than
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>> Fox agreeing to pay Dominion more than
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>> Fox agreeing to pay Dominion more than
$787 million over the network's
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$787 million over the network's
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$787 million over the network's
unsupported claims that the 2020
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unsupported claims that the 2020
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unsupported claims that the 2020
presidential election was rigged.
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presidential election was rigged.
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presidential election was rigged.
>> Fox does not want to pay another $787
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>> Fox does not want to pay another $787
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>> Fox does not want to pay another $787
million. They need that money for
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million. They need that money for
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million. They need that money for
settling sexual harassment lawsuits.
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settling sexual harassment lawsuits.
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settling sexual harassment lawsuits.
Sean Hannity, you're live after Trump's
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Sean Hannity, you're live after Trump's
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Sean Hannity, you're live after Trump's
speech. Let's see you try to cover this
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speech. Let's see you try to cover this
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speech. Let's see you try to cover this
story without tripping over $787
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story without tripping over $787
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story without tripping over $787
million. President Donald J. Trump from
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million. President Donald J. Trump from
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million. President Donald J. Trump from
the East Room at the White House, he had
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the East Room at the White House, he had
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the East Room at the White House, he had
a lot to say tonight. Now, the president
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a lot to say tonight. Now, the president
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a lot to say tonight. Now, the president
uh if you go to white house.gov has and
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uh if you go to white house.gov has and
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uh if you go to white house.gov has and
will has now releasing um what he
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will has now releasing um what he
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will has now releasing um what he
believes is all the corroboration that
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believes is all the corroboration that
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believes is all the corroboration that
you would ever need. um what is pretty
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you would ever need. um what is pretty
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you would ever need. um what is pretty
remarkable um what he says are in these
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remarkable um what he says are in these
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remarkable um what he says are in these
documents. I'm sure that anybody uh that
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documents. I'm sure that anybody uh that
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documents. I'm sure that anybody uh that
cares about truth will want to do a deep
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cares about truth will want to do a deep
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cares about truth will want to do a deep
dive into all of this.
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dive into all of this.
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dive into all of this.
Um uh well what he said was um so it was
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Um uh well what he said was um so it was
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Um uh well what he said was um so it was
a little you know what let's move on to
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a little you know what let's move on to
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a little you know what let's move on to
a bigger story. Why does mom Donnie want
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a bigger story. Why does mom Donnie want
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a bigger story. Why does mom Donnie want
to convert Jimothy the raccoon to Islam?
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to convert Jimothy the raccoon to Islam?
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to convert Jimothy the raccoon to Islam?
Yeah. So now MAGA Republicans are in a
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Yeah. So now MAGA Republicans are in a
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Yeah. So now MAGA Republicans are in a
tough spot. If Trump's speech didn't
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tough spot. If Trump's speech didn't
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tough spot. If Trump's speech didn't
move the needle, they need to find
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move the needle, they need to find
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move the needle, they need to find
another way to rally support for it.
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another way to rally support for it.
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another way to rally support for it.
They need to come with irrefutable
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They need to come with irrefutable
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They need to come with irrefutable
evidence that is necessary. They need to
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evidence that is necessary. They need to
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evidence that is necessary. They need to
take this seriously.
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take this seriously.
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take this seriously.
>> 24 states already require photo ID to be
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>> 24 states already require photo ID to be
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>> 24 states already require photo ID to be
presented prior to voting. Heck, you
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presented prior to voting. Heck, you
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presented prior to voting. Heck, you
even need to present a photo ID to
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even need to present a photo ID to
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even need to present a photo ID to
utilize the Olive Garden neverending
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utilize the Olive Garden neverending
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utilize the Olive Garden neverending
pasta pass.
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Okay. Or we could compare our election
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Okay. Or we could compare our election
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Okay. Or we could compare our election
system to Olive Garden. Sure, let's try
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system to Olive Garden. Sure, let's try
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system to Olive Garden. Sure, let's try
that. And by the way, for those of you
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that. And by the way, for those of you
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that. And by the way, for those of you
who don't know, the Olive Garden
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who don't know, the Olive Garden
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who don't know, the Olive Garden
never-ending pasta pass is a real thing.
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never-ending pasta pass is a real thing.
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never-ending pasta pass is a real thing.
And of course, you have to show a photo
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And of course, you have to show a photo
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And of course, you have to show a photo
ID to use it. In fact, my first fake ID
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ID to use it. In fact, my first fake ID
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ID to use it. In fact, my first fake ID
was actually a never-ending pasta pass.
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was actually a never-ending pasta pass.
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was actually a never-ending pasta pass.
I'll never forget freshman year when I
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I'll never forget freshman year when I
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I'll never forget freshman year when I
got marinara poisoning. Had to get my
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got marinara poisoning. Had to get my
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got marinara poisoning. Had to get my
stomach pumped.
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stomach pumped.
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stomach pumped.
Before you ask, yes, I checked the box
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Before you ask, yes, I checked the box
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Before you ask, yes, I checked the box
to be a pasta donor. That way, God
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to be a pasta donor. That way, God
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to be a pasta donor. That way, God
forbid if something happens to me, a guy
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forbid if something happens to me, a guy
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forbid if something happens to me, a guy
who needs a new kidney gets my pasta.
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who needs a new kidney gets my pasta.
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who needs a new kidney gets my pasta.
But yeah, Virginia Fox is saying Olive
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But yeah, Virginia Fox is saying Olive
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But yeah, Virginia Fox is saying Olive
Garden has tighter security than the
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Garden has tighter security than the
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Garden has tighter security than the
voting booth. And that's such a
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voting booth. And that's such a
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voting booth. And that's such a
ridiculous analogy that everyone on the
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ridiculous analogy that everyone on the
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ridiculous analogy that everyone on the
right is using it.
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right is using it.
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right is using it.
>> So, you need an ID to get all you can
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>> So, you need an ID to get all you can
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>> So, you need an ID to get all you can
eat pasta at Olive Garden. You want to
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eat pasta at Olive Garden. You want to
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eat pasta at Olive Garden. You want to
go vote? For God's sake, you can't go
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go vote? For God's sake, you can't go
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go vote? For God's sake, you can't go
get pasta at Olive Garden without a
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get pasta at Olive Garden without a
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get pasta at Olive Garden without a
picture ID.
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picture ID.
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picture ID.
>> So, you need one for Olive Garden, but
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>> So, you need one for Olive Garden, but
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>> So, you need one for Olive Garden, but
not for a steak in our republic, right?
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not for a steak in our republic, right?
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not for a steak in our republic, right?
You have to show up with a photo ID to
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You have to show up with a photo ID to
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You have to show up with a photo ID to
prove it's actually you to eat their
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prove it's actually you to eat their
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prove it's actually you to eat their
pasta. My goodness. The fact that eating
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pasta. My goodness. The fact that eating
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pasta. My goodness. The fact that eating
pasta requires an actual ID before
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pasta requires an actual ID before
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pasta requires an actual ID before
voting in this country is pretty
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voting in this country is pretty
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voting in this country is pretty
ridiculous.
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ridiculous.
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ridiculous.
>> Shout out to Olive Garden.
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>> Shout out to Olive Garden. You're not
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>> Shout out to Olive Garden. You're not
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>> Shout out to Olive Garden. You're not
even talking about election fraud
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even talking about election fraud
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even talking about election fraud
anymore. You're just ordering lunch.
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anymore. You're just ordering lunch.
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anymore. You're just ordering lunch.
Here's the thing. Olive Garden and
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Here's the thing. Olive Garden and
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Here's the thing. Olive Garden and
elections are completely different
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elections are completely different
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elections are completely different
things. Voting is a sacred right that
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things. Voting is a sacred right that
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things. Voting is a sacred right that
can't be restricted just because Donald
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can't be restricted just because Donald
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can't be restricted just because Donald
Trump wants photo ID. But Olive Garden
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Trump wants photo ID. But Olive Garden
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Trump wants photo ID. But Olive Garden
needs a photo ID for their pasta pass
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needs a photo ID for their pasta pass
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needs a photo ID for their pasta pass
because their mailin pasta was a total
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because their mailin pasta was a total
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because their mailin pasta was a total
mess.
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mess.
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mess.
Not falling for that again. But beyond
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Not falling for that again. But beyond
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Not falling for that again. But beyond
that, your analogy is taking over your
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that, your analogy is taking over your
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that, your analogy is taking over your
argument. You want people to be thinking
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argument. You want people to be thinking
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argument. You want people to be thinking
about election fraud, not the restaurant
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about election fraud, not the restaurant
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about election fraud, not the restaurant
where your parents tell you that they're
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where your parents tell you that they're
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where your parents tell you that they're
getting a divorce.
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getting a divorce.
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getting a divorce.
When you're here, you're family. But
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When you're here, you're family. But
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When you're here, you're family. But
when we get home, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
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PLEASE, PLEASE JUST stop making this
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PLEASE, PLEASE JUST stop making this
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PLEASE, PLEASE JUST stop making this
about Olive Garden.
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about Olive Garden.
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about Olive Garden.
>> Maybe we just need to change the name of
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>> Maybe we just need to change the name of
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>> Maybe we just need to change the name of
the bill to the Olive Garden law.
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the bill to the Olive Garden law.
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the bill to the Olive Garden law.
>> You know what? It fine. Let's pass the
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>> You know what? It fine. Let's pass the
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>> You know what? It fine. Let's pass the
Olive Garden law followed by the Red
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Olive Garden law followed by the Red
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Olive Garden law followed by the Red
Lobster War on Greenland Act and the
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Lobster War on Greenland Act and the
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Lobster War on Greenland Act and the
Chile's baby back abortion ban.
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Chile's baby back abortion ban.
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Chile's baby back abortion ban.
So that that is the current state of
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So that that is the current state of
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So that that is the current state of
Trump's war on voting rights. In the
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Trump's war on voting rights. In the
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Trump's war on voting rights. In the
span of a week, he went from an urgent
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span of a week, he went from an urgent
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span of a week, he went from an urgent
prime time address to watching his base
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prime time address to watching his base
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prime time address to watching his base
obsess over a tuskcen themed casual
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obsess over a tuskcen themed casual
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obsess over a tuskcen themed casual
dining chain. It didn't work out for him
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dining chain. It didn't work out for him
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dining chain. It didn't work out for him
this time, but the next one might
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this time, but the next one might
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this time, but the next one might
because at the end of the day, his lies
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because at the end of the day, his lies
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because at the end of the day, his lies
are like spaghetti. Throw it at the wall
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are like spaghetti. Throw it at the wall
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are like spaghetti. Throw it at the wall
and hope it sticks. And I think I SPEAK
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>> And I think I speak for all of us when I
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>> And I think I speak for all of us when I
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>> And I think I speak for all of us when I
say shout out to Olive Garden.
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