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♪ Those fingers in my hair
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♪ that sly come-hither stare
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♪ that strips my
conscience bare ♪
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♪ it's witchcraft...
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Salem, did I hear you singing?
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No, I was just...
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It's okay! I came in
'cause it sounded good.
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Oh, come on. Enough.
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You think?
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Yeah, I just wanted
a front-row seat.
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Me, too.
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Right behind you.
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Well, well, well
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old yellow eyes,
you've still got it.
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Hit it, cat.
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♪ And I've got
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♪ no defense for it
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♪ the heat is too
intense for it ♪
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♪ what good would
common sense for it do... ♪
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[ Hacking cough]
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Hairball.
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Hairball.
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So-fari, so-goody.
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It's an interesting
theory, Jenny
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but I don't think there's a
force field around this table.
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Then why isn't anyone signing up
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to adopt a grandparent?
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You think it's clear
that these adoptions
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are not legally binding?
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Hi, guys.
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Libby, can I sign you up
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for the adopt-a-grandparent
program?
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Actually, I came
over to tell you guys
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about mynew community service...
It's the adopt-a-life program.
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May I sign you up?
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Don't answer, it's
a trick question.
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See you, freak.
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Frizzy freak.
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Frizzy? These
happen to be curls.
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Let it go, Jenny.
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Take the high road.
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What's going on?
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Some foreign exchange students
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are sitting at our table.
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Deport them.
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What's with your socks?
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Did you get dressed in
the dark this morning?
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No, I...
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How did this happen?
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Quick, switch socks
with each other.
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What?
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I need a trend
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and I need it now.
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Hey, Harvey, over here.
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We need you to sign up.
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I did on my way in.
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Yeah, but nobody else has.
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So could you do it
again and do it loudly.
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All right.
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Sure, I'd love to
adopt a grandparent.
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Old people are so much fun.
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They know tons of stuff
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and sometimes
they give you money.
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Shh! Don't go there.
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Well, at least we
filled the sign-up sheet.
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Yeah, but it's all Harvey
and mighty mouse.
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So, then my dance
instructor said...
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Hey, look at her.
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She matches.
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[ Laughing]
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What are you making?
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Hair soup.
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I thought long
tresses would look nice
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for a change.
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Mmm. Tastes really wavy.
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Sorry I'm late.
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It took longer at the
bookstore than I expected.
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Did you get me cat fancy?
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Yes. And Salem,
here's your new republic.
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Thanks.
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I hate the politics
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but brustein on the
theater is a revelation.
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Why do you keep smiling?
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I do not.
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Yes, you do.
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Do not.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
I can twist your arm.
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Cut it out.
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Oh, you...!
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Ow! You're pulling my ear!
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Let go of my arm!
Let go of my ear!
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Enough! Okay, I'll tell you.
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[ Sighs]
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I met a guy at the bookstore.
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Oh really? What
was his pickup line?
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He didn't have one... he mistook
me for an employee and asked
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if we carried any books on
meeting intelligent women.
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Mm-mmm.
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You think you'll see him again?
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He took my number,
but it wasn't a pickup.
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Soup's on.
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You want some?
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Just a smidge in the bowl.
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How about you
Zelda? It's hair soup?
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No thanks. I just got mine cut.
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[ Phone ringing]
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I'll get it.
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Hello...
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Oh, yuck.
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There's a hair in my hair soup.
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Of course, I remember you, Rick.
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No, I'm still here.
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What's she smiling about?
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A boy.
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Hold on, Rick.
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I'm going to grab the cordless.
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You were saying?
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You want some hair soup?
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It's really thick and luxurious.
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No, thanks. I'm on my
way to the senior center.
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But I should probably
bring them something.
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Chewy caramels. That's perfect.
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This is already better
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than visiting my
real grandparents.
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I don't have to take
my earrings out.
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How do we know
which one to choose?
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I see mine.
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Hi.
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This is kind of awkward,
but would you like to be
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my grandmother?
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Of course.
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That would be lovely.
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But before I start
bragging about you
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I need to know your name.
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I'm Sabrina. And what's yours?
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You can call me Nana.
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Great.
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An awkward silence.
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It's like we really are family.
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Here.
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How about looking
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at my scrapbook?
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Wow. Awesome
photo of Elijah wood.
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Aw, he's my little honey.
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You know him?
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Noah wyle introduced us.
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You know Noah wyle?
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Only through Christian slater.
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I love Christian slater.
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How do you know these people?
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Well, when you get to be my age
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you know just about everybody.
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Howard, did you come
to adopt a grandparent?
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No, I'm here to take a
photo for the school paper.
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We're doing an article
on community service.
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It's called "westbridge cares."
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But apparently not that much.
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I'll go set up.
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Excellent timing.
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A photo will be great
publicity for the program.
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Yeah. I only wish we could have
gotten someone cool to be here.
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Thanks a lot.
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You know what I mean.
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Someone who others follow.
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Like Libby, the lord high
empress of westbridge?
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I thought she was
sophomore class president.
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Libby would never
show her face here.
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Maybe we could fake it.
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My dad says Russia's
on their third Boris yeltsin.
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Oh, come on, you
can't fake a person.
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Of course, you can't.
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Got to go.
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This is the worst thing
I've ever had to do.
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Eww.
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All right, I'm here.
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Libby! what are you
doing at the senior center?
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I thought I'd stop by
and improve your image.
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You're going to help us?
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Look, I know I'm
completely shallow
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and self-absorbed
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but every now and
then I think of others.
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Howard: All set.
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If you could stand together.
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No problem.
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How's this?
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You mean, next to you?
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Sure.
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Smile.
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Now put that on the front page.
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And, remember...
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Old people are the coolest.
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You can quote me on that.
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I will. Thanks, Libby.
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What a scoop.
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Now that the reporter's
gone, I guess I'll go, too.
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Bye.
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Did you see that?
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Libby treated me like a human.
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I'm glad we took a picture.
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Cause' Sabrina's going
to think we pulled a yeltsin.
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Hey. What's up?
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Libby was just here.
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No!
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Well, that ought
to get kids involved.
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Sabrina, look.
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The senior center photo
made the front page.
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Cool. Has Libby seen this?
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[ Screaming]
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What is this?
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A photo of you
standing next to Jenny.
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Oh, I would not.
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This is a fake.
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They must have put my
face on someone else's body.
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And not a very good one.
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But it quotes you as saying
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"old people are the coolest."
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No... cheerleaders
are the coolest.
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Harvey, you were
at the senior center.
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You didn't see me there, right?
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Libby, you did a good thing.
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Deal with it.
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I've been framed!
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What's with her?
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How can she not remember?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Libby has multiple personalities
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and we finally
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met the nice one.
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Today we're going
to be studying sight
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and there's more to this
subject than meets the eye.
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Mr. Pool?
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Oh. Yeah?
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Before you begin, i'd like
to make an announcement
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to the class, regarding the front
page of the school newspaper.
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Oh, you know what,
I noticed that myself
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and may I say I
was proud to have
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all three outstanding
citizens in my class.
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Libby, Harvey, Jenny...
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You are the hope of america.
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Now let's hear it for these
everyday heroes, huh?
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[ Scattered applause]
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Now, uh, what was
it you wanted to say?
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Nothing.
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We'll be at the
center again today
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if anyone else wants to join us.
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Us?
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I don't recall seeing
youthere, Sabrina.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I see the hair spell kicked in.
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I probably shouldn't have had
that second bowl of hair soup
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but... thought mutton chops
were nice for a change.
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You look like Greg allman.
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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So, how was your date with Rick?
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Oh, not so good.
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I'm starting to
feel really weird
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about the age difference.
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I mean, normally, I don't
care about these things
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but Rick keeps bringing up stuff
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that makes me feel old.
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Like what?
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Oh, he keeps talking about
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how he can't wait for
the turn of the century.
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Big deal.
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I've done that five times.
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And it's always the same.
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I've partied like it
was 1699, 1799, 1899.
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This time I'm staying home.
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Exactly. Think i'm going
to break off our relationship.
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You haven't even
given him a chance.
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You grow a little facial hair
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and suddenly you're on his side.
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Hey, look at me.
275
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:42,260
I'm a hippie cat.
276
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,460
Try some fudge.
277
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,840
Pete Sampras sent it to me.
278
00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,530
And who sent you the turtles?
279
00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,400
Chris O'Donnell?
280
00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:50,500
No. Leonardo DiCaprio.
281
00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:53,330
Mmm. Then I'll
have one of these.
282
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,430
Oh, excuse me.
I'll be right back.
283
00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:56,640
Hey, guys, where you going?
284
00:09:56,670 --> 00:09:58,300
You got to pick out a
grandparent while they last.
285
00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,460
No, thanks.
286
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,230
We only came because we
thought Libby would be here.
287
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,880
And she's not, so we're going.
288
00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:04,150
But you can't go.
289
00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:04,770
We need people
290
00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:06,770
and maybe Libby will come.
291
00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:08,980
In fact, I'm sure
Libby will come.
292
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:11,080
Oh, I think I see her now.
293
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,330
Oh, man, not again.
294
00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:22,260
Stupid Libby.
295
00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,430
Hi, guys.
296
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,670
Libby. you made it.
297
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,600
Sabrina told me
you were taking off.
298
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,570
No.
299
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,770
Old people are the coolest.
300
00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,400
You got that right.
301
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:33,880
Oh, there's Jenny.
302
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,670
Hi, Jenny.
303
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,710
How's it going?
304
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,740
Good.
305
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,080
Nana...
306
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,710
Sabrina had to
run out for a minute
307
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,770
so she asked me to take over.
308
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:48,880
I'm Libby.
309
00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:50,530
Pleasure to meet you.
310
00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:51,640
Turtle?
311
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,740
Mr. Berry, are you sure
you want to do that?
312
00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,360
I admit leaving my
king unprotected
313
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,120
is a somewhat risky strategy
314
00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:59,360
but I think I know
what I'm doing.
315
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,360
You beat me ten times in a row.
316
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,360
I'm not going to argue with you.
317
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,500
Hey, checkmate!
318
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:07,910
How about that.
319
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:10,260
It's time for a victory soda.
320
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,290
Libby?
321
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,710
Yeah, Harvey.
322
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,910
Can I get you a soda?
323
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:18,400
Sure. I'd love a ginger ale.
324
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,400
Harvey...
325
00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:27,740
You must have been super thirsty
326
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,570
if you couldn't wait
for me to bring it back.
327
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,330
Here you go.
328
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,150
What's this?
329
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,290
It's your soda.
330
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:34,980
Ginger ale? What kind
of freak drink is that?
331
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,020
I only drink diet.
332
00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:37,400
But you asked for this.
333
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,600
No, I didn't.
334
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,330
Now move. I'll get my own soda.
335
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,080
You know, I think I your
other personality better
336
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,220
even if she does pick her nose.
337
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,020
Hey, I got an extra soda.
338
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:47,770
Do you want it?
339
00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,570
I never turn down a free drink.
340
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,290
Harvey.
341
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,260
Where's my soda?
342
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,400
You said you didn't want it.
343
00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,120
When?
344
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,050
You called it a "freak drink."
345
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:04,840
I would not... yes, I would.
346
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880
Got to go.
347
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,150
Oh! Stupid, old
people's soda machine.
348
00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:21,950
Sorry, sir. I need the phone.
349
00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,260
If you have a problem
with that, my name is Libby.
350
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,400
Shut the door!
351
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,430
Oh, finally.
352
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,980
Hi, Libby. You made it.
353
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,880
This stupid machine
gave me ginger ale.
354
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:33,950
I won't drink this.
355
00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:34,840
I will.
356
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,880
Thanks.
357
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,050
All right, I'm here.
358
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,710
Isn't anyone going to say "hi"?
359
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,500
We already did.
360
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:46,770
When you first came in.
361
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,430
I didjust come in.
362
00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:51,400
This isn't funny anymore.
363
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,190
And what are you
doing with that old lady?
364
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,670
That's the way the program
works. You select a grandparent
365
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,050
and spend some time with them.
366
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,050
And what's the catch?
367
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,580
There isn't a catch.
You get the satisfaction
368
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,220
of doing something
nice for someone.
369
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:04,150
Libby... Libby!
370
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,050
I guess I'll go with her
371
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,880
since she already
seems to know me.
372
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,190
Isn't it great?
373
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,910
Look: Everyone has someone.
374
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,050
I know, it's working
better than I ever imagined.
375
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,600
And it's all thanks to Libby.
376
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,710
Libby?
377
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,190
You know, deep down
378
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,150
she's a really good person.
379
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,260
I wouldn't go that far.
380
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,050
I mean, I'm sure
Libby can be nice
381
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,980
on rare occasions
when I'm not around
382
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,360
but most of the time
Libby is just... Libby.
383
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,020
Oh, Sabrina, if only you could
have seen the way she waved at me.
384
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,840
But I did. It was like this!
385
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,290
You are not.
386
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:40,080
I'mthe world's biggest
Johnny Depp fan.
387
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,120
Hey. What's up?
388
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:43,640
May we help you?
389
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,050
I just wanted to talk to Nana.
390
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,770
Oh, I'm afraid
that's impossible.
391
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,020
She's my Nana now.
392
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,260
Aunt hilda, you got a sec?
393
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,260
Yeah.
394
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,980
I have a problem.
395
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,050
I'm yours.
396
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,500
I always have
time for girl talk.
397
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,880
This isn't about boys.
398
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,120
This is about Libby.
399
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,880
Is she being mean again?
400
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,290
No. She's being nice.
401
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,740
It's just as bad.
402
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:19,150
You see, Jenny and I started
this adopt-a-grandparent program...
403
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,260
Uh-huh.
404
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,150
And then Libby got involved.
405
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,220
Now she's queen
of the senior center.
406
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,540
Why does she always have to win?
407
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,840
Sabrina, charity's
not a contest.
408
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,570
It sounds like when Libby
wins, everybody wins.
409
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,910
Not me. I lost.
410
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,120
She stole my
adopted grandmother.
411
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,610
Well, then why don't
you get a new one?
412
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,430
Because all the
good ones are taken.
413
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,260
Just wait.
414
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,740
People get old all the time.
415
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:43,840
And remember,
virtue is its own reward.
416
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,220
Thanks for the advice.
417
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,150
Now can I give you some? Hmm?
418
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,670
Get some tattoos;
You'll work forever.
419
00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:52,290
[ Laughing]
420
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,740
It's not fair.
421
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,740
She was mine first...
422
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,710
Not that I don't enjoy
423
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,810
getting to know
you, Mrs. Hartel.
424
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,260
So, James michener's Hawaii...
425
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,360
Now, what's this about?
426
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,670
You make it sound like
so much fun, Mr. Berry.
427
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,060
Why did they call
it "the depression"?
428
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,670
Not everybody liked
apples as much as I did.
429
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,570
So tell me more
about Ethan hawke.
430
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,840
Oh, he's a nice boy.
431
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,220
Does he ever come to visit?
432
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,570
When I call him.
433
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,950
Well... what are
you waiting for?
434
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,570
Poi is made from taro root.
435
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,600
Isn't that fascinating?
436
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,050
I'll read on.
437
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:29,770
Libby: Hi, Sabrina.
438
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:30,600
I just was getting
439
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,950
some sodas for me and Nana.
440
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,260
That's nice. I'm going home.
441
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,980
So soon? Why?
442
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,400
Well, I've been here two
hours, and Mrs. Hartel woke up
443
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,080
just long enough to
tell me why foreigners
444
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,910
are ruining this country and
then she went back to sleep.
445
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,150
Oh, too bad.
446
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,770
Nana and I are
having the best time.
447
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:49,150
In fact, I this project may
turn out to be very rewarding.
448
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,950
I should thank you
for that, Sabrina.
449
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:51,950
You're thanking me?
450
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,500
Well, I better go back in now.
451
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,950
I don't want to keep
mynana waiting.
452
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080
Ha!
453
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:06,050
Would you initial here, sir?
454
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,220
Thank you.
455
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:10,150
And it's "ma'am."
456
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,050
Who was that?
457
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,220
More flowers.
458
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,120
Oh, Rick is not
giving up easily.
459
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,770
He is one determined young man
460
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,290
but not so young as to make
a relationship impossible.
461
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,080
They are beautiful, aren't they?
462
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,840
Zeldie, do what you want
463
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,050
but, uh, my female
intuition tells me
464
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,600
you still like this guy.
465
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,600
And if that's true
466
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,570
you shouldn't let
age get in the way.
467
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,120
You're as young as you feel.
468
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,260
I'm 612.
469
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,260
Do I look it?
470
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,050
Well...
471
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,810
The beard makes you look older.
472
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,530
But you might be right.
473
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,500
There's a lot of
stuff about Rick I like
474
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,530
and maybe he'll mature.
475
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,880
I think I'll call him.
476
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,770
Oh, and hilda...
Thanks for caring.
477
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:51,190
That's what sisters are for.
478
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:51,950
Wait.
479
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:52,950
Oh! Ow!
480
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,050
Don't pull.
481
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:58,050
And so the outer ear
channels the sound waves
482
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,290
to the eardrum, which
picks up the vibrations.
483
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,950
Then three tiny
bones in the middle ear
484
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,980
carry the movement
to the cochlea
485
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,190
which is filled with fluid
486
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,260
and cells with tiny
hairs that move
487
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,120
and... do you think
488
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:11,050
I can't hear you whispering?
489
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,020
Come on. I've got three
tiny bones in my ear.
490
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:14,880
Now, somebody want to tell me
491
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:18,950
what this is all about?
492
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,190
What? Libby's going
to meet Ethan hawke?
493
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,220
How do you know him?
494
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,840
He's a friend of a friend.
495
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,400
You do a good deed,
you get a little back.
496
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,330
What's so funny?
497
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,950
Oh, um...
498
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,020
The word "cochlea."
499
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,570
I just...
500
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,500
You were laughing at
me in class, weren't you?
501
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,600
Yes, you were. No, I wasn't.
502
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,720
Oh, come on. I've
laughed at enough people
503
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,460
to know when I'm
being laughed at.
504
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,810
Okay. I was but...
505
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,790
Just because I never
thought you'd be so gullible.
506
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:45,910
"Gullible"?
507
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:49,740
You want to tell me what
you mean by that... quietly?
508
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:52,330
Let's see, how can
I put this nicely?
509
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,740
Oh, I can't.
510
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,080
Nana's whacked.
511
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,430
Look, she doesn't know
Pete, she doesn't know Keanu
512
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,460
she doesn't Noah, and
she doesn't know Brad.
513
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,500
Yes, she does.
514
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,500
I've seen the scrapbook.
515
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,050
So have I. It's all
cutouts from magazines.
516
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,910
But have you seen
any real proof?
517
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,670
She has a Johnny
mnemonict-shirt.
518
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,120
Look, I fell for it, too.
519
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,500
I mean, who wouldn't...?
520
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,190
Till the DiCaprio turtles.
521
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:16,880
You mean, Leonardo
didn't make this?
522
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:17,670
Eat it.
523
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,220
Let the sugar comfort you.
524
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,360
All the time I spent with
Nana has been a total waste.
525
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,220
No, you made a dear
old woman happy.
526
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,570
Oh, please.
527
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,190
If I could sue, I would.
528
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,120
Look, why don't you
just forget about it.
529
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,880
How? Itwas just
530
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,080
announced to the whole class
531
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,610
which means itwill
spread to the entire school
532
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,720
which is exactly what I wanted
533
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,230
when I thought I was
going to meet Ethan!
534
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,530
Libby, you're getting all red.
535
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:41,360
I'm so humiliated.
536
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,850
She's not going to
get away with this.
537
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,960
What is that supposed to mean?
538
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,050
After school I'm going
to the senior center
539
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,950
and rip Nana a new Afghan.
540
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,050
Look, leave her alone.
541
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,130
Why don't you take it out on me?
542
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,740
You love doing that!
543
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,290
I want to talk to you!
544
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,500
Libby, what a pleasant surprise.
545
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,980
Sit down, Nana, if
that isyour real name.
546
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:03,670
What's wrong?
547
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,600
You seem upset.
548
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,810
I amupset.
549
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,360
You said I was going
to meet Ethan hawke.
550
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,120
Well, you're not.
551
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,050
So you lied to me.
552
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,330
That's a little harsh.
553
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,640
In my day, we called
them "tall tales."
554
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,360
You have no idea what
you've done, do you?
555
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,710
Not really.
556
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,570
I'm going to be teased
about this for weeks
557
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,950
and then again, every time a
new Ethan hawke movie comes out.
558
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,540
I mean, my only hope
is his career takes
559
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,400
a total nose-dive,
which means I have
560
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,460
to root against him,
and I've really cared.
561
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,260
Sorry.
562
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,220
"Sorry" is not enough.
563
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,810
You did a number on me.
564
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
I hope you're happy
565
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,260
you lying, sad,
patheticold woman!
566
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,120
Libby?
567
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,290
Libby...
568
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,020
Libby!
569
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,640
I never meant to hurt you.
570
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:50,150
Ooh... she was mad.
571
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,400
Sabrina... you're right.
572
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,360
I thoroughly enjoyed my walk.
573
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,460
Well, a little fresh air
always does one good.
574
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,530
So is it just you and me or
will Libby be stopping by?
575
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:09,020
Oh, I don't think you'll
see her around here again.
576
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,840
She... made up with
her real grandmother.
577
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,740
Oh, that's nice.
578
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:14,810
Oh, I'll miss her.
579
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,640
She's such a sweet girl.
580
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:19,360
Nana, you're an excellent
judge of character.
581
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,720
Hey, do you want
to catch a movie?
582
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,230
Sure. We'll go see
one of your friends.
583
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,120
I think Ethan hawke
has a new movie out.
584
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,020
Uh-huh. He called.
Oh, what did he say?
585
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:30,600
Asked all about you.
586
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,460
Hi.hey...
587
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,640
Where have you been?
588
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,880
Nana and I went to see
the new Ethan hawke movie.
589
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,150
It's going to be huge.
590
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,360
Hey, you shaved your beard.
591
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,150
Yeah. The upkeep was too much
592
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:42,400
and the weirdest guys
kept coming on to me.
593
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,080
Zelda: You nut.
594
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,290
Who's aunt Zelda with?
595
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,570
Rick. The younger man
is back in the picture.
596
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,910
I've got to check this out.
597
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,950
Pardon me...
598
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,600
Mr. Berry? Sabrina.
599
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,880
You know each other?
600
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,570
Yes. From the senior center.
601
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,220
What a small world.
602
00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,670
Sabrina is my niece.
603
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:01,640
You look too young
to be her aunt.
604
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:03,220
Oh, Rick.
605
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,530
[ Chuckles]
606
00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,120
I'll leave you two alone.
607
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:09,980
Hey, Salem, you want a...?
608
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,840
Whoa! What happened to you?
609
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,220
Too much soup.
610
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,640
Groom me.
611
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,290
Please, groom me!
612
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,430
[ Sobbing]
613
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:23,710
Hey, Zelda, did you have some
of the tuna noodle casserole
614
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,020
I put in the fridge last night?
615
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,050
No. Why?
616
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,740
Somebody took a
big chunk out of it.
617
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:28,640
I'd check with Salem.
618
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:30,500
Right. Tuna.
619
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,950
Well, he'll regret that.
620
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,570
I threw in the leftover soup.
621
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,400
You didn't.
622
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,530
Yes. I know
623
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,460
it has horrible side effects
624
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,330
but I just hate
throwing away food.
625
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360
Good morning.
626
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,810
What? What?
627
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,880
Not Salem.
628
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:45,910
[ Screams]
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