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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,670 President Trump is back from Turkey 2 00:00:01,670 --> 00:00:01,680 President Trump is back from Turkey 3 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,510 President Trump is back from Turkey after his incredible NATO summit where 4 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:03,520 after his incredible NATO summit where 5 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,990 after his incredible NATO summit where everyone loved him and agreed to his 6 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:05,000 everyone loved him and agreed to his 7 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,470 everyone loved him and agreed to his idea to restart the war with Iran was 8 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:07,480 idea to restart the war with Iran was 9 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,910 idea to restart the war with Iran was super smart. Unfortunately, his flight 10 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:09,920 super smart. Unfortunately, his flight 11 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,190 super smart. Unfortunately, his flight back wasn't quite as luxurious as his 12 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:13,200 back wasn't quite as luxurious as his 13 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,350 back wasn't quite as luxurious as his flight there. 14 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:14,360 flight there. 15 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,110 flight there. >> This morning, new questions about the 16 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:16,120 >> This morning, new questions about the 17 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,510 >> This morning, new questions about the security of President Trump's new Qatari 18 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:18,520 security of President Trump's new Qatari 19 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,750 security of President Trump's new Qatari gifted Air Force One. The Secret Service 20 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:20,760 gifted Air Force One. The Secret Service 21 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,670 gifted Air Force One. The Secret Service urged the president to depart Turkey in 22 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:22,680 urged the president to depart Turkey in 23 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,470 urged the president to depart Turkey in the older Air Force One instead of the 24 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:24,480 the older Air Force One instead of the 25 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,630 the older Air Force One instead of the new jet as a safety precaution amid 26 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:26,640 new jet as a safety precaution amid 27 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,110 new jet as a safety precaution amid escalating tensions with Iran. 28 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:29,120 escalating tensions with Iran. 29 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,590 escalating tensions with Iran. >> Okay, first off 30 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:31,600 >> Okay, first off 31 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,870 >> Okay, first off How do you fly back on a different 32 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:32,880 How do you fly back on a different 33 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,990 How do you fly back on a different plane? Like What What do you mean they 34 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:36,000 plane? Like What What do you mean they 35 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,270 plane? Like What What do you mean they Did they bring both Air Force Ones? 36 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:39,280 Did they bring both Air Force Ones? 37 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,350 Did they bring both Air Force Ones? Is that why there's no gas in the world 38 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:41,360 Is that why there's no gas in the world 39 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,110 Is that why there's no gas in the world anymore? 40 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:43,120 anymore? 41 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,550 anymore? Because the president flies with an 42 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:44,560 Because the president flies with an 43 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,110 Because the president flies with an extra emotional support plane? 44 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:47,120 extra emotional support plane? 45 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,470 extra emotional support plane? Also 46 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:48,480 Also 47 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,190 Also You know what happens anytime they 48 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:50,200 You know what happens anytime they 49 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,310 You know what happens anytime they switch planes on you, okay? Trump 50 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:52,320 switch planes on you, okay? Trump 51 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,670 switch planes on you, okay? Trump definitely lost his luggage. He is 52 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:55,680 definitely lost his luggage. He is 53 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,830 definitely lost his luggage. He is He's calling them like uh hey, did you 54 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:57,840 He's calling them like uh hey, did you 55 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,150 He's calling them like uh hey, did you guys find a box? It says Epstein dolls. 56 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:00,160 guys find a box? It says Epstein dolls. 57 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,430 guys find a box? It says Epstein dolls. Don't open it. 58 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:03,440 59 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:09,420 And of course Yeah, Epstein. Yeah. 60 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:09,430 61 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:10,030 >> [applause] 62 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:10,040 >> [applause] 63 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,230 >> [applause] >> Epstein 64 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:12,240 >> Epstein 65 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,150 >> Epstein And of course, we had to abandon the 66 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:14,160 And of course, we had to abandon the 67 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,230 And of course, we had to abandon the Qatari plane for security concerns. Of 68 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:16,240 Qatari plane for security concerns. Of 69 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,350 Qatari plane for security concerns. Of course that happened. This is why when 70 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:18,360 course that happened. This is why when 71 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,830 course that happened. This is why when it comes to the most important plane in 72 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:19,840 it comes to the most important plane in 73 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,630 it comes to the most important plane in the world, you don't go certified 74 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:21,640 the world, you don't go certified 75 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,630 the world, you don't go certified pre-owned. 76 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:24,640 pre-owned. 77 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,510 pre-owned. America should spring for a new one and 78 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:27,520 America should spring for a new one and 79 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,150 America should spring for a new one and Trump should give the Qatari plane to 80 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:30,160 Trump should give the Qatari plane to 81 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,190 Trump should give the Qatari plane to I don't know. Give it to Southwest. 82 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:33,200 I don't know. Give it to Southwest. 83 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,550 I don't know. Give it to Southwest. I'll fly in it. I don't care if they spy 84 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:35,560 I'll fly in it. I don't care if they spy 85 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,390 I'll fly in it. I don't care if they spy on me. What are you going to do? Find 86 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:37,400 on me. What are you going to do? Find 87 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,910 on me. What are you going to do? Find out I'm watching my own movies on the 88 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:38,920 out I'm watching my own movies on the 89 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,861 out I'm watching my own movies on the entertainment system? 90 00:01:40,861 --> 00:01:40,871 entertainment system? 91 00:01:40,871 --> 00:01:41,516 entertainment system? >> [cheering] 92 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:41,526 >> [cheering] 93 00:01:41,526 --> 00:01:41,590 >> [cheering] [applause] 94 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:41,600 [applause] 95 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,070 [applause] >> I'm not ashamed. 96 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:44,080 >> I'm not ashamed. 97 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,310 >> I'm not ashamed. I'm great in them. 98 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:47,320 I'm great in them. 99 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,190 I'm great in them. Let's move on from this story about a 100 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 Let's move on from this story about a 101 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,110 Let's move on from this story about a thing that looked cool but turned out to 102 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:51,120 thing that looked cool but turned out to 103 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,310 thing that looked cool but turned out to be a bit shady to something completely 104 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:53,320 be a bit shady to something completely 105 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,310 be a bit shady to something completely different. Grant Planter. You remember 106 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:56,320 different. Grant Planter. You remember 107 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,510 different. Grant Planter. You remember You remember Grant Planter, the Senate 108 00:01:58,510 --> 00:01:58,520 You remember Grant Planter, the Senate 109 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,710 You remember Grant Planter, the Senate candidate who had a nat Nazi tattoo a 110 00:02:00,710 --> 00:02:00,720 candidate who had a nat Nazi tattoo a 111 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,990 candidate who had a nat Nazi tattoo a cheating scandal and tons of offensive 112 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:03,000 cheating scandal and tons of offensive 113 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,350 cheating scandal and tons of offensive Reddit posts. 114 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:04,360 Reddit posts. 115 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,990 Reddit posts. Well, brace yourself because something 116 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:06,000 Well, brace yourself because something 117 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,870 Well, brace yourself because something bad came up about it. 118 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:07,880 bad came up about it. 119 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,710 bad came up about it. >> Overnight in the most closely watched 120 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:09,720 >> Overnight in the most closely watched 121 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,910 >> Overnight in the most closely watched Senate race in the nation Maine Democrat 122 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:11,920 Senate race in the nation Maine Democrat 123 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,550 Senate race in the nation Maine Democrat grand planner scandal-plagued campaign 124 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:14,560 grand planner scandal-plagued campaign 125 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,390 grand planner scandal-plagued campaign coming to a dramatic end. The 126 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:16,400 coming to a dramatic end. The 127 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,630 coming to a dramatic end. The announcement following an arduous 3-day 128 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:18,640 announcement following an arduous 3-day 129 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:21,110 announcement following an arduous 3-day collapse of platner's candidacy after an 130 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:21,120 collapse of platner's candidacy after an 131 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,110 collapse of platner's candidacy after an ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual 132 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:23,120 ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual 133 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,910 ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual assault which he denies. 134 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:24,920 assault which he denies. 135 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,949 assault which he denies. >> This is incredibly difficult because 136 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:27,959 >> This is incredibly difficult because 137 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:29,390 >> This is incredibly difficult because I know that some will think it's an 138 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:29,400 I know that some will think it's an 139 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,190 I know that some will think it's an admission of guilt and it most certainly 140 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:31,200 admission of guilt and it most certainly 141 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,190 admission of guilt and it most certainly is not. 142 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:35,200 143 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,990 >> Okay, 144 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:37,000 >> Okay, 145 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,790 >> Okay, I mean it is a little suspicious. 146 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:40,800 I mean it is a little suspicious. 147 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,430 I mean it is a little suspicious. It's like being at a party where the 148 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:42,440 It's like being at a party where the 149 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,350 It's like being at a party where the toilet's overflowing and all of a sudden 150 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:44,360 toilet's overflowing and all of a sudden 151 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,230 toilet's overflowing and all of a sudden I'm like, okay everyone I have to leave 152 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:46,240 I'm like, okay everyone I have to leave 153 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,230 I'm like, okay everyone I have to leave immediately. 154 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:49,240 155 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,550 No one read into this, please. 156 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:52,560 No one read into this, please. 157 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,390 No one read into this, please. Obviously platner had to drop out once 158 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:54,400 Obviously platner had to drop out once 159 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,670 Obviously platner had to drop out once there was credible sexual assault 160 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:55,680 there was credible sexual assault 161 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,949 there was credible sexual assault allegations. I mean at that point the 162 00:02:57,949 --> 00:02:57,959 allegations. I mean at that point the 163 00:02:57,959 --> 00:02:59,750 allegations. I mean at that point the only person in Maine who might still 164 00:02:59,750 --> 00:02:59,760 only person in Maine who might still 165 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,870 only person in Maine who might still vote for him is Susan Collins. The 166 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:01,880 vote for him is Susan Collins. The 167 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,310 vote for him is Susan Collins. The question is how could this happen? How 168 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:05,320 question is how could this happen? How 169 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,229 question is how could this happen? How could the people in Maine have picked 170 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:07,239 could the people in Maine have picked 171 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:09,550 could the people in Maine have picked this guy to run in the first place? 172 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:09,560 this guy to run in the first place? 173 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,990 this guy to run in the first place? >> He was picked to run not by people in 174 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:13,000 >> He was picked to run not by people in 175 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,910 >> He was picked to run not by people in Maine or from Maine but by consultants 176 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:15,920 Maine or from Maine but by consultants 177 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,590 Maine or from Maine but by consultants for highly progressive movements. The 178 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:18,600 for highly progressive movements. The 179 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,030 for highly progressive movements. The initial head hunters Dan Moraff and 180 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:21,040 initial head hunters Dan Moraff and 181 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,550 initial head hunters Dan Moraff and Leanne Fan told Mr. Platner he was the 182 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:23,560 Leanne Fan told Mr. Platner he was the 183 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,790 Leanne Fan told Mr. Platner he was the one a hero of the movement. 184 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:25,800 one a hero of the movement. 185 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,870 one a hero of the movement. >> I think it was the spring of 2025 and we 186 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:28,880 >> I think it was the spring of 2025 and we 187 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,430 >> I think it was the spring of 2025 and we went through thousands and thousands of 188 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:30,440 went through thousands and thousands of 189 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,832 went through thousands and thousands of prospects. 190 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:34,842 191 00:03:34,842 --> 00:03:37,710 >> [laughter] 192 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:37,720 193 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,630 >> Is is this guy going through puberty in 194 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:39,640 >> Is is this guy going through puberty in 195 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,382 >> Is is this guy going through puberty in real time? 196 00:03:41,382 --> 00:03:41,392 real time? 197 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:43,270 real time? >> [cheering] 198 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:43,280 >> [cheering] 199 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,550 >> [cheering] >> But hey growing up McLovin and uh 200 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:47,560 >> But hey growing up McLovin and uh 201 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,229 >> But hey growing up McLovin and uh the lady who runs a cat cafe uh 202 00:03:51,229 --> 00:03:51,239 the lady who runs a cat cafe uh 203 00:03:51,239 --> 00:03:52,790 the lady who runs a cat cafe uh they're they're they're professionals, 204 00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:52,800 they're they're they're professionals, 205 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,230 they're they're they're professionals, right? 206 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:54,240 right? 207 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,230 right? How did they [\h__\h] the bed so hard? 208 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:57,240 How did they [\h__\h] the bed so hard? 209 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,190 How did they [\h__\h] the bed so hard? >> At this point, you hadn't vetted Garam 210 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:00,200 >> At this point, you hadn't vetted Garam 211 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,310 >> At this point, you hadn't vetted Garam Planer. You hadn't done a full scrub of 212 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:02,320 Planer. You hadn't done a full scrub of 213 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,630 Planer. You hadn't done a full scrub of who he is. 214 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:03,640 who he is. 215 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,617 who he is. How did you go about vetting him? 216 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:05,627 How did you go about vetting him? 217 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:05,950 How did you go about vetting him? >> [laughter] 218 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:05,960 >> [laughter] 219 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,670 >> [laughter] >> And why did you 220 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:06,680 >> And why did you 221 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:13,949 >> And why did you >> Uh we paid uh yeah, we 222 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:13,959 223 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:16,752 >> How were these people the kingmakers? 224 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:16,762 >> How were these people the kingmakers? 225 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:17,590 >> How were these people the kingmakers? >> [laughter] 226 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:17,600 >> [laughter] 227 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,430 >> [laughter] >> This is why we need to stop taking 228 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:19,440 >> This is why we need to stop taking 229 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,110 >> This is why we need to stop taking political advice from Dungeons and 230 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:21,120 political advice from Dungeons and 231 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,190 political advice from Dungeons and Dragons polycules. 232 00:04:24,190 --> 00:04:24,200 Dragons polycules. 233 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,470 Dragons polycules. These Napoleon Dynamite-looking dorks 234 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:26,480 These Napoleon Dynamite-looking dorks 235 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,070 These Napoleon Dynamite-looking dorks were so excited to find someone who 236 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:29,080 were so excited to find someone who 237 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,510 were so excited to find someone who looked like an authentic Maine man, they 238 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:31,520 looked like an authentic Maine man, they 239 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,790 looked like an authentic Maine man, they failed to do their due diligence. But 240 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:33,800 failed to do their due diligence. But 241 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,830 failed to do their due diligence. But however Platner got there, now he's 242 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:35,840 however Platner got there, now he's 243 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,550 however Platner got there, now he's officially out. The best thing he can do 244 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:38,560 officially out. The best thing he can do 245 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,190 officially out. The best thing he can do is step aside and get out of the way. 246 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:41,200 is step aside and get out of the way. 247 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,710 is step aside and get out of the way. >> Now reports say the disgraced candidate 248 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:43,720 >> Now reports say the disgraced candidate 249 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,830 >> Now reports say the disgraced candidate wants to help pick his replacement. 250 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:45,840 wants to help pick his replacement. 251 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,150 wants to help pick his replacement. >> I'm not trying to dictate to anyone who 252 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:48,160 >> I'm not trying to dictate to anyone who 253 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,390 >> I'm not trying to dictate to anyone who it should be or how we get there, but I 254 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:50,400 it should be or how we get there, but I 255 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,070 it should be or how we get there, but I will say this, it needs to be reflecting 256 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:53,080 will say this, it needs to be reflecting 257 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,230 will say this, it needs to be reflecting the will and the values of the people 258 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:55,240 the will and the values of the people 259 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,990 the will and the values of the people that built this movement. 260 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:58,000 that built this movement. 261 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,230 that built this movement. >> Okay, buddy, you've done enough, okay? 262 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:01,240 >> Okay, buddy, you've done enough, okay? 263 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,950 >> Okay, buddy, you've done enough, okay? That's not really up to you. You didn't 264 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:02,960 That's not really up to you. You didn't 265 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,350 That's not really up to you. You didn't even have the job. You were You were an 266 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:05,360 even have the job. You were You were an 267 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,790 even have the job. You were You were an applicant. 268 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:06,800 applicant. 269 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,670 applicant. Okay? When I blew my interview with 270 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:08,680 Okay? When I blew my interview with 271 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:13,083 Okay? When I blew my interview with Orange Julius in high school, 272 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:13,093 273 00:05:13,093 --> 00:05:15,048 >> [applause] 274 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:15,058 >> [applause] 275 00:05:15,058 --> 00:05:16,230 >> [applause] [cheering] 276 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:16,240 [cheering] 277 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,668 [cheering] >> YEAH, I 278 00:05:17,668 --> 00:05:17,678 >> YEAH, I 279 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:19,633 >> YEAH, I >> [applause] 280 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:19,643 >> [applause] 281 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:20,030 >> [applause] [cheering] 282 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:20,040 [cheering] 283 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,510 [cheering] >> I DIDN'T STICK AROUND to tell the 284 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:21,520 >> I DIDN'T STICK AROUND to tell the 285 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,310 >> I DIDN'T STICK AROUND to tell the manager, "Okay, fine, I'm leaving, but 286 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:24,320 manager, "Okay, fine, I'm leaving, but 287 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:29,390 manager, "Okay, fine, I'm leaving, but you have to hire someone as edgy as me." 288 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:29,400 289 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,030 But look, don't worry, there's tons of 290 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:31,040 But look, don't worry, there's tons of 291 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,550 But look, don't worry, there's tons of qualified people from Maine. And I know 292 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:33,560 qualified people from Maine. And I know 293 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,630 qualified people from Maine. And I know just the perfect guy. 294 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:35,640 just the perfect guy. 295 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,750 just the perfect guy. >> Actor and Maine native Patrick Dempsey 296 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:37,760 >> Actor and Maine native Patrick Dempsey 297 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,390 >> Actor and Maine native Patrick Dempsey said he seriously considered a bid, but 298 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:40,400 said he seriously considered a bid, but 299 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,350 said he seriously considered a bid, but decided he does not want to serve IN 300 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:42,360 decided he does not want to serve IN 301 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,470 decided he does not want to serve IN CONGRESS. 302 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:43,480 CONGRESS. 303 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:49,710 CONGRESS. >> TOUGH. 304 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:49,720 305 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,070 THAT WAS MY ONLY IDEA. 306 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:54,080 307 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,150 I can't believe a rich actor who's so 308 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:56,160 I can't believe a rich actor who's so 309 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,870 I can't believe a rich actor who's so handsome that people literally call him 310 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:57,880 handsome that people literally call him 311 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,244 handsome that people literally call him McDreamy doesn't want to be a senator. 312 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:00,254 McDreamy doesn't want to be a senator. 313 00:06:00,254 --> 00:06:00,910 McDreamy doesn't want to be a senator. >> [laughter] 314 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:00,920 >> [laughter] 315 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,550 >> [laughter] >> Seems like an awesome opportunity to 316 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:02,560 >> Seems like an awesome opportunity to 317 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,270 >> Seems like an awesome opportunity to make less money while also having to 318 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:04,280 make less money while also having to 319 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,950 make less money while also having to talk to Jon Fetterman about ocean 320 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:05,960 talk to Jon Fetterman about ocean 321 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:10,750 talk to Jon Fetterman about ocean fishing rights. 322 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:10,760 323 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,430 All right, Maine. There's got to be 324 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:12,440 All right, Maine. There's got to be 325 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,750 All right, Maine. There's got to be another option. What else you got? 326 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:14,760 another option. What else you got? 327 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,830 another option. What else you got? >> Democrats are already jumping into the 328 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:16,840 >> Democrats are already jumping into the 329 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,830 >> Democrats are already jumping into the race to replace Plathner, including 330 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:18,840 race to replace Plathner, including 331 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,230 race to replace Plathner, including Maine Beer Company founder Dan Kleeven 332 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:21,240 Maine Beer Company founder Dan Kleeven 333 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,670 Maine Beer Company founder Dan Kleeven and Troy Jackson, a logger who served in 334 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:23,680 and Troy Jackson, a logger who served in 335 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,190 and Troy Jackson, a logger who served in the state senate. 336 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:25,200 the state senate. 337 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,590 the state senate. >> Oh man, a beer brewer and a logger? 338 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:28,600 >> Oh man, a beer brewer and a logger? 339 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,110 >> Oh man, a beer brewer and a logger? Jesus, everyone in Maine is so rugged. 340 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:32,120 Jesus, everyone in Maine is so rugged. 341 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,590 Jesus, everyone in Maine is so rugged. Why don't they just run a lobster who 342 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:33,600 Why don't they just run a lobster who 343 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,614 Why don't they just run a lobster who does drywall? 344 00:06:35,614 --> 00:06:35,624 does drywall? 345 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:36,790 does drywall? >> [laughter] 346 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:36,800 >> [laughter] 347 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,590 >> [laughter] >> For more on the Democratic search to 348 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:38,600 >> For more on the Democratic search to 349 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,390 >> For more on the Democratic search to replace Grant Plathner, let's go live to 350 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:40,400 replace Grant Plathner, let's go live to 351 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,630 replace Grant Plathner, let's go live to Maine with senior political 352 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:41,640 Maine with senior political 353 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,439 Maine with senior political correspondent DESI LYDIC. 354 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:45,449 correspondent DESI LYDIC. 355 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:48,710 >> [cheering] 356 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:48,720 357 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,024 >> DESI. 358 00:06:50,024 --> 00:06:50,034 >> DESI. 359 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:51,110 >> DESI. >> [applause] 360 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:51,120 >> [applause] 361 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,470 >> [applause] >> DESI. 362 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:53,480 >> DESI. 363 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,710 >> DESI. DESI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 364 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:55,720 DESI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 365 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,790 DESI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> Tell you what I'm doing, brah. I'm in 366 00:06:57,790 --> 00:06:57,800 >> Tell you what I'm doing, brah. I'm in 367 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,230 >> Tell you what I'm doing, brah. I'm in Maine announcing my candidacy FOR THE 368 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:00,240 Maine announcing my candidacy FOR THE 369 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,124 Maine announcing my candidacy FOR THE SENATE. 370 00:07:03,124 --> 00:07:03,134 371 00:07:03,134 --> 00:07:03,870 >> [cheering] 372 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:03,880 >> [cheering] 373 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:10,110 >> [cheering] >> YEAH! 374 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:10,120 375 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,870 >> YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU DRESSED like that? 376 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:12,880 >> YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU DRESSED like that? 377 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,909 >> YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU DRESSED like that? >> Well, broski, it seems to me that 378 00:07:14,909 --> 00:07:14,919 >> Well, broski, it seems to me that 379 00:07:14,919 --> 00:07:17,030 >> Well, broski, it seems to me that Democratic consultants just want someone 380 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:17,040 Democratic consultants just want someone 381 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,830 Democratic consultants just want someone stereotypically masculine instead of you 382 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:19,840 stereotypically masculine instead of you 383 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,470 stereotypically masculine instead of you know, someone who's actually good. So, I 384 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:21,480 know, someone who's actually good. So, I 385 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,750 know, someone who's actually good. So, I said, "Fuck it, I'm in. Let's go hunt 386 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:23,760 said, "Fuck it, I'm in. Let's go hunt 387 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,050 said, "Fuck it, I'm in. Let's go hunt MOOSE AND JACK OFF." 388 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:26,060 MOOSE AND JACK OFF." 389 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:26,870 MOOSE AND JACK OFF." >> [cheering] 390 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:26,880 >> [cheering] 391 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,710 >> [cheering] >> NO, DON'T 392 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:27,720 >> NO, DON'T 393 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,015 >> NO, DON'T >> YEAH! 394 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:28,025 >> YEAH! 395 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:29,550 >> YEAH! >> [applause] 396 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:29,560 >> [applause] 397 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,190 >> [applause] >> DESI, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. What Democrats 398 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:32,200 >> DESI, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. What Democrats 399 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,350 >> DESI, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. What Democrats need are policy ideas. And besides, I 400 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:34,360 need are policy ideas. And besides, I 401 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,390 need are policy ideas. And besides, I don't think you're capturing the nuances 402 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:36,400 don't think you're capturing the nuances 403 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,070 don't think you're capturing the nuances of true masculinity. 404 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:38,080 of true masculinity. 405 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,670 of true masculinity. >> It's not what your mom said last NIGHT, 406 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:39,680 >> It's not what your mom said last NIGHT, 407 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,310 >> It's not what your mom said last NIGHT, [\h__\h] 408 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:41,320 [\h__\h] 409 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,080 [\h__\h] >> OH! 410 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:43,090 >> OH! 411 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:43,150 >> OH! >> [cheering] 412 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:43,160 >> [cheering] 413 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,950 >> [cheering] >> OH! 414 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:45,960 415 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,510 >> OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY 416 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:47,520 >> OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY 417 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,975 >> OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE. OKAY, you 418 00:07:48,975 --> 00:07:48,985 CLOSE. OKAY, you 419 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:49,830 CLOSE. OKAY, you >> [laughter] 420 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:49,840 >> [laughter] 421 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,350 >> [laughter] >> Damn straight. Now, let's win this 422 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:51,360 >> Damn straight. Now, let's win this 423 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,230 >> Damn straight. Now, let's win this election so I can FIRE UP THE GRILL AND 424 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:53,240 election so I can FIRE UP THE GRILL AND 425 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,800 election so I can FIRE UP THE GRILL AND JACK OFF. 426 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:58,810 427 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,150 >> [applause] 428 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:00,160 >> [applause] 429 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,150 >> [applause] >> OKAY, HOLD UP. You still need a 430 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:02,160 >> OKAY, HOLD UP. You still need a 431 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,950 >> OKAY, HOLD UP. You still need a platform. What What are you even running 432 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:03,960 platform. What What are you even running 433 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,430 platform. What What are you even running on? 434 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:04,440 on? 435 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,310 on? >> Uh, great question, brofessor. I'll tell 436 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:07,320 >> Uh, great question, brofessor. I'll tell 437 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,950 >> Uh, great question, brofessor. I'll tell you what I told the folks at the lumber 438 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:08,960 you what I told the folks at the lumber 439 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,030 you what I told the folks at the lumber yard. We need to lower prices. Us dudes 440 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:12,040 yard. We need to lower prices. Us dudes 441 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,590 yard. We need to lower prices. Us dudes are getting crushed by the cost of 442 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:13,600 are getting crushed by the cost of 443 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,030 are getting crushed by the cost of chips, dip, toilet paper for our sloppy 444 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,040 chips, dip, toilet paper for our sloppy 445 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,790 chips, dip, toilet paper for our sloppy dumps. 446 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:18,800 dumps. 447 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,390 dumps. You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie. 448 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:20,400 You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie. 449 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,390 You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie. Let's get CRUNK AND JACK OFF. 450 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:22,400 Let's get CRUNK AND JACK OFF. 451 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,110 Let's get CRUNK AND JACK OFF. >> OKAY. 452 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:23,120 >> OKAY. 453 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,230 >> OKAY. NO. NO. 454 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:25,240 NO. NO. 455 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,350 NO. NO. STOP. STOP SAYING THAT. 456 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:28,360 STOP. STOP SAYING THAT. 457 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,670 STOP. STOP SAYING THAT. >> Can't help it. I love tugging on my 458 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:30,680 >> Can't help it. I love tugging on my 459 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,205 >> Can't help it. I love tugging on my penis. 460 00:08:32,205 --> 00:08:32,215 penis. 461 00:08:32,215 --> 00:08:33,750 penis. >> [laughter] 462 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:33,760 >> [laughter] 463 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,589 >> [laughter] >> My dick's redder than a boiled lobster 464 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:35,599 >> My dick's redder than a boiled lobster 465 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:43,270 >> My dick's redder than a boiled lobster off my fishing 466 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:43,280 467 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,310 >> Wait, so 468 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:45,320 >> Wait, so 469 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,230 >> Wait, so do you work at a lumber yard or on a 470 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:47,240 do you work at a lumber yard or on a 471 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,110 do you work at a lumber yard or on a fishing boat? 472 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:48,120 fishing boat? 473 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,390 fishing boat? >> YES. I do all the manly jobs that 474 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:50,400 >> YES. I do all the manly jobs that 475 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,950 >> YES. I do all the manly jobs that somehow make me electable. Beer brewing, 476 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:52,960 somehow make me electable. Beer brewing, 477 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,790 somehow make me electable. Beer brewing, tree punching, restocking Boondock 478 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:55,800 tree punching, restocking Boondock 479 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,950 tree punching, restocking Boondock Saints DVDs. And the only payment I take 480 00:08:58,950 --> 00:08:58,960 Saints DVDs. And the only payment I take 481 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,150 Saints DVDs. And the only payment I take is a good old-fashioned handshake. Also, 482 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:01,160 is a good old-fashioned handshake. Also, 483 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:01,950 is a good old-fashioned handshake. Also, Bitcoin. 484 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:01,960 Bitcoin. 485 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,470 Bitcoin. >> Okay. 486 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:03,480 >> Okay. 487 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,590 >> Okay. Okay. Okay, we get it. You're manly. 488 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:05,600 Okay. Okay, we get it. You're manly. 489 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,670 Okay. Okay, we get it. You're manly. But, that doesn't make you a good 490 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:06,680 But, that doesn't make you a good 491 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,750 But, that doesn't make you a good candidate. Maine voters deserve someone 492 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:08,760 candidate. Maine voters deserve someone 493 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,790 candidate. Maine voters deserve someone serious. 494 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:09,800 serious. 495 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,670 serious. >> Hey, I am serious. Like every manly man, 496 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:13,680 >> Hey, I am serious. Like every manly man, 497 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,470 >> Hey, I am serious. Like every manly man, all my emotions are bottled up. I bury 498 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:16,480 all my emotions are bottled up. I bury 499 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,750 all my emotions are bottled up. I bury my trauma and vulnerabilities deep down 500 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:18,760 my trauma and vulnerabilities deep down 501 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,670 my trauma and vulnerabilities deep down inside where my inner child hides. Just 502 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:21,680 inside where my inner child hides. Just 503 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,750 inside where my inner child hides. Just building a wall around my heart so the 504 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:23,760 building a wall around my heart so the 505 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,110 building a wall around my heart so the only time that I can even feel anything 506 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:26,120 only time that I can even feel anything 507 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,630 only time that I can even feel anything anything at all IS WHEN I'M JACKING OFF. 508 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:29,640 anything at all IS WHEN I'M JACKING OFF. 509 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,501 anything at all IS WHEN I'M JACKING OFF. MAN STYLE. 510 00:09:30,501 --> 00:09:30,511 MAN STYLE. 511 00:09:30,511 --> 00:09:31,230 MAN STYLE. >> [cheering] 512 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:31,240 >> [cheering] 513 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,121 >> [cheering] >> WHERE ARE ALL THE KLEENEX, BOYS? 514 00:09:33,121 --> 00:09:33,131 >> WHERE ARE ALL THE KLEENEX, BOYS? 515 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:37,590 >> WHERE ARE ALL THE KLEENEX, BOYS? >> [applause] 516 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:37,600 517 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,830 >> DESI, THERE IS NO WAY voters are going 518 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:39,840 >> DESI, THERE IS NO WAY voters are going 519 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,710 >> DESI, THERE IS NO WAY voters are going to fall for this, okay? They can see 520 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:41,720 to fall for this, okay? They can see 521 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,070 to fall for this, okay? They can see right through what you're doing. 522 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:43,080 right through what you're doing. 523 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,230 right through what you're doing. >> Oh, oh, is that right? Guess what? I'm 524 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:46,240 >> Oh, oh, is that right? Guess what? I'm 525 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,350 >> Oh, oh, is that right? Guess what? I'm already up 40 POINTS IN THE POLLS. 526 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:49,360 already up 40 POINTS IN THE POLLS. 527 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,151 already up 40 POINTS IN THE POLLS. >> WHAT? 528 00:09:50,151 --> 00:09:50,161 >> WHAT? 529 00:09:50,161 --> 00:09:52,350 >> WHAT? >> [cheering] 530 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:52,360 531 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:52,771 >> EAT IT. 532 00:09:52,771 --> 00:09:52,781 >> EAT IT. 533 00:09:52,781 --> 00:09:53,750 >> EAT IT. >> [applause] 534 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:53,760 >> [applause] 535 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,550 >> [applause] >> HOLY [\h__\h] I GUESS voters really do just 536 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:56,560 >> HOLY [\h__\h] I GUESS voters really do just 537 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,070 >> HOLY [\h__\h] I GUESS voters really do just want hollow male stereotypes. 538 00:09:59,070 --> 00:09:59,080 want hollow male stereotypes. 539 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,590 want hollow male stereotypes. >> Yeah, that's right. Hey, Ronnie. 540 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:01,600 >> Yeah, that's right. Hey, Ronnie. 541 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,790 >> Yeah, that's right. Hey, Ronnie. Do you like apples? 542 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:03,800 Do you like apples? 543 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,390 Do you like apples? Well, HOW DO YOU LIKE JACK 544 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:05,400 Well, HOW DO YOU LIKE JACK 545 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,230 Well, HOW DO YOU LIKE JACK >> OKAY, STOP SAYING THAT. 546 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:07,240 >> OKAY, STOP SAYING THAT. 547 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,790 >> OKAY, STOP SAYING THAT. Stop saying that. 548 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:08,800 Stop saying that. 549 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,150 Stop saying that. >> Remember [applause] to vote, everyone. 550 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:10,160 >> Remember [applause] to vote, everyone. 551 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,680 >> Remember [applause] to vote, everyone. >> Okay, Desi lied to everyone. 44545

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