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Is everyone all right?
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Where's Jimmy?
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Oh, man, this is gonna get everywhere.
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Hey, uh...
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What are you wearing?
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Wait, what am I wearing?
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Well met, champions.
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Let the contest begin.
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-Contest?
-What was that?
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How are my favorite mortals?
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Mxy, what's going on?
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Oh!
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I'm getting divorced.
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What?
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Mxy, why are we here?
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You're cute when you're anxious.
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Glitzy!
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You called, my former darling?
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This is Ms. Gsptlsnz.
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You can call me Glitzy.
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My soon to be ex-wife.
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Charmed.
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-That answered nothing.
-You have a wife?
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Ex-wife. Keep up!
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Glitzy and I are untying the knot,
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but instead of all that
courtroom business,
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-our people settle things...
-With a contest?
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Yes, Super-brain, a contest,
tournament, games, whatever.
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Glitzy and I have each
recruited a team of players.
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You're my team.
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Gullible Superman, Jimmy Lamebird,
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Question Mark Kara, and Fun Lois.
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The teams compete
in a series of challenges.
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Each challenge cleared gets you A, a key
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and B, entry to the next ring.
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Whoever's team collects the most keys
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and gets to the center ring fastest
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determines whether Glitzy or I
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get the house, speedboat,
Galaxy, etcetera!
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What if we do not wish to be pawns?
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Right.
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Almost forgot.
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Lose and you will never see
your precious universe again.
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Sorry. Anything else?
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-So we'd be trapped here?
-Forever.
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Do you think you will get away with this?
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If we're your team,
then who's Glitzy team?
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Yes. Yes. Ooh, yes.
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And don't worry about it.
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We have Superman.
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We... we don't have Superman.
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What's that?
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I lost my powers.
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You lost your...
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powers?
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Before my divorce?
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I needed Superman.
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Clark Kent is useless to me.
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Embarrassing.
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Anyway, it's my great pleasure
to introduce Team Glitzy.
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First up, General Lane.
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Oh, no.
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That is, General Lois Lane.
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Oh, no.
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Good Lex Luthor...
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Scion Kara from the House of El.
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And Flamebird Jimmy.
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Oh, that's just me.
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Flamebird.
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Nope. A way cooler me.
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Hey. Hi, excuse me.
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I was swindled.
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I chose Superman.
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Instead, I got a bumbling, useless,
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nearsighted reporter!
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Okay, man...
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The playing field must be leveled.
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How about no flying allowed?
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No. Buyer beware, your fault.
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Ruling, please.
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The champions shall not fly.
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Eat that, love of my life.
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What's happening?
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Mxy, I will crush him.
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When the big boy says "go,"
cross the bridge,
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get the key, do it faster than them...
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and watch your step.
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Let the first challenge commence.
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Can you believe the way Glitzy
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is trying to get under my skin,
pitting me against her?
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It's not like that could ever be me.
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Right?
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Clark!
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Run!
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I'm sorry I wasn't fast enough.
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-I just...
-Is that...
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A key!
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I'll take that.
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How about a "thank you, team"?
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That would imply you did a good job.
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Hey, we got the key, didn't we?
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Just barely. Look at them.
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So? It's a tie.
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A tie? Pathetic!
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You didn't come here to tie.
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You came here to win!
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Next game.
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You.
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Ladies and ladies, may I present
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S'ivaan Mountain.
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Your mission,
should you choose to accept it...
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Ha! I jest. You don't have rights.
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Is to climb S'ivaan Mountain.
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Whoever gets to the top first
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wins this round's one and only key.
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As you ascend, the mountain will sink
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into the Manticore trench.
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Anyway, if you're too slow or slip,
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you'll meet the Manticore.
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Last team to make it to the top loses.
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This is the boy challenge.
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These are portal pieces.
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Find them, put them together,
make a portal, leave it.
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Whoever does it first wins.
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-That's it?
-Yes! Just win.
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Man!
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The mountain does not feel
like it is sinking.
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This is unchallenging.
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Yep, very unchallenging.
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Lois Lane, is it my fate
to become like... that?
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Her?
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I mean, you were like that.
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Look, I've met a whole league of Lois-es.
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These other selves mean nothing.
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Oh, now it is sinking.
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Go, go, go!
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Get to the top.
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Only one of us needs to win.
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Are you crazy?
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Do you think our Lois-es are okay?
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Whoa!
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You must be cautious, Other Kara.
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Okay, let's move.
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Shouldn't we hide out somewhere?
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I'm finding a way out.
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We can barely see.
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We don't know the area,
and there's a beast trying to hunt us.
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Lanes are doers, not complainers.
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I'm not complaining.
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But maybe we should wait where we fell in.
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What if our Karas need us?
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If they join us, they failed.
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They can handle the consequences.
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Wow, we are so different.
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Hmm, let me guess...
Mom died, Dad was distant.
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All you wanted was work, work, work.
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But instead you find
the "super man" of your dreams,
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learn the meaning of friendship,
and have a real swell time.
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That was me too.
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But then Clark lost his powers
and... and then his life.
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So go ahead and judge me,
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but the line between us isn't
as thick as you think it is.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Why?
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No!
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Kara!
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You cheated.
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No, I won.
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You had the chance to do the same,
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and you wanted to.
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Do not lie to yourself, Kara.
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This is who we are.
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Aha!
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Check it out, Clark... and others.
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One more down, one more to...
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-Hey!
-It's ours.
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It's clearly orange.
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It's hard to tell.
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Anyone could have made that mistake.
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I wonder how many of our pieces
you may have stolen by mistake.
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-Look, I don't think...
-Are you saying I'm lying?
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I'm suggesting
there may be foul play, yes.
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Hey, let's not...
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You'd only think like that
if you were doing it yourself.
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Okay, Lex, it was an honest mistake,
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but to make everyone feel better,
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why don't I look for pieces with you?
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And Jimmy, you can go with... Jimmy.
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So we can all be sure
everyone's playing fair.
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Deal?
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-Very well.
-Fine.
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All right, Jimmy time! Let's go.
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Just be cool, man.
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So your world seems like a...
interesting place.
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How'd you all end up together?
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No more Superman.
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This one's yours.
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What? Oh, uh, thank you.
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What happened to Superman in your world?
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Mistakes were made.
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I made a mistake.
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And with Superman gone,
we didn't stand a chance
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when the hunger dogs came.
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Everything changed for the worse.
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And we did what we had to.
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Are you helping or what?
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Right, right.
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Okay, that suit is awesome.
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I know, right?
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Kara and Lois can be
so negative sometimes.
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But, hey, if the hunger dogs
hadn't invaded,
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I wouldn't have this sick suit.
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-Uh, the what invaded?
-Always silver linings.
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Sick suit, Lex is good now,
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and we're all as close
as we were before Clark died.
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Clark died?
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Yep, just three best friends.
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We're all doing great.
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That doesn't sound great.
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Everything is exactly the same.
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Well, except...
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I'm a superhero now! Pew, pew. Pew.
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-Right. Right.
-Pew, pew, pew, pew.
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But aren't you upset or worried about...
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Boo! Boo-hoo!
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Working together. Feelings?
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This is boring.
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The girls are done already.
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Release the Hell Hippos.
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The what?
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Do you have the last piece?
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No, do you?
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Looking for this?
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Oh. Yeah.
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There's only one.
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Give it to us.
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We're on your team.
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Team-shmeam.
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It's more fun watching you scream.
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Jimmy, give Lex the piece.
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What? No.
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Jimmy, I'm not Superman.
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I... give it to him or you'll all die!
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No.
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I'm so sorry, Jimmy. I...
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Clark.
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-Are you guys okay?
-What happened to you?
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We almost died.
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Yeah, I know. Us, too.
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Oh, you're fine. Grow up.
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Also, you're losing, losers!
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And another one for Glitzy.
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Good work.
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Do you people even want a universe?
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Mmm, could be worse.
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At least he didn't let
the Hell Hippos get us.
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Hell Hippos? Wait!
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Glitzy also got us away
before the Manticore attacked.
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Why are they saving us?
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Okay, dummies.
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This is a maze.
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All you gotta do this time
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is choose your one true path
and follow it.
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And how do we know which path is right?
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Pick the path you like best.
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Just don't let the trail go cold.
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Okay, bye.
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One day, I will crush him.
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Humanely.
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-Ah!
-Ah!
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00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,909
Clark!
273
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,286
Lois.
274
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:20,841
Lois.
275
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,677
What?
276
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,481
I used to be Superman.
277
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,484
Who am I now?
278
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,494
Are you still my path?
279
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,259
Great, more Lois-es?
280
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,344
Nope.
281
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,470
Nah.
282
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
No.
283
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,353
Not seeing any "one true paths" in here.
284
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,149
I remember this.
285
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,570
No.
286
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,280
No, it can't...
287
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,908
No.
288
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,454
This can't be real.
289
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:33,998
This...
290
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,583
can't be...
291
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,798
I, uh, talked to Flamebird Jimmy.
292
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,966
He's pretending that everything's okay,
293
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,134
that it'll all work out
294
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,178
when it's falling apart in front of him.
295
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,140
Perhaps that is our only path.
296
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,894
No, look, I haven't been
a good friend, Kara.
297
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,146
I haven't been a good anything.
298
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,564
I still think you deserve better.
299
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,401
So I am going to be better.
300
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,694
I need to change.
301
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,073
Say that again.
302
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,825
Oh, that I need to change.
303
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,368
And I... I mean it, Kara.
304
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,912
-I know...
-Hush. That is it.
305
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,455
When I saw Scion Kara,
306
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,833
I feared that brainiac was right about me,
307
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,627
that my one true self was like him.
308
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,296
But I am not one thing.
309
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,465
We are all creatures of change.
310
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,676
We can become anything.
311
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,677
Jimmy Flamebird,
312
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,638
this game is a trick.
313
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,517
We decide who we are every day.
314
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,019
There is no one true path.
315
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,689
The future is ours to shape.
316
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,698
Wait, what happened?
317
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,033
Anything can happen, Lois Lane.
318
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,119
There is no one true path.
319
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,263
That was the solution all...
320
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,830
-Yea, real moving.
-Hey!
321
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,290
What happened to the other team?
322
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,916
Oh, them?
323
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,377
One could say they missed the mark.
324
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463
Bunch of drips, huh!
325
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,839
Total wash. Wait, wait!
326
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,340
I got more.
327
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,593
Not so fast.
328
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,514
There's one game left.
329
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,268
And Mama's gonna get that house.
330
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,486
Aw, hamster balls.
331
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,196
Can we keep them?
332
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,947
You always do this.
333
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,575
You get attached, they die, you're sad.
334
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,077
My empathy makes me likable.
335
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,788
First ball through
the obstacle course wins.
336
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,333
-Ready, set...
-Wait!
337
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,043
Things aren't adding up.
338
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:42,960
She's right.
339
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,271
For example, it hasn't seemed to matter
340
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,923
-who wins the keys...
-As long as they're being won.
341
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,051
Exactly.
Like, why did we both win the first game?
342
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,886
And why do all the keys go
to the same place
343
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,596
no matter who wins them?
344
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,389
And who is that guy?
345
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,561
Beings of your dimension
couldn't possibly understand...
346
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,812
No...
347
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,105
more...
348
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,357
games!
349
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,276
Very well, since you insist.
350
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,696
That structure over there
is the cosmic anvil.
351
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,366
A device that can reshape a universe.
352
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,368
The keys unlock its power.
353
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,571
We needed you lovely mortals
354
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,788
to retrieve the keys because, well...
355
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,164
There's a curse
356
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,459
that prevents certain immortals
from unlocking it.
357
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,212
-Okay? Happy now?
-No!
358
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,775
That's why we've been doing all this?
359
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,009
How about some incentive?
360
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,679
The winners get to reshape their universe
361
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,515
however they want!
362
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,267
Fun Lois, lean in.
363
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,435
You could pick whatever future you want.
364
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,439
Clark, you could get your powers back.
Mm, mm?
365
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,024
You could bring Clark back.
366
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,484
Don't you mean Superman?
367
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,402
No.
368
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,822
Superman losing his powers was...
difficult.
369
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,033
But when we lost Clark, we lost...
everything.
370
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,997
Okay, let's play.
371
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,540
Wait, guys, we... we...
372
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,126
we can't just trust Mxy
to deliver on these promises.
373
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,212
Maybe the reward is worth the risk.
374
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,797
Well, what is the risk?
375
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,299
What happens to the losers?
376
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:15,970
The losers get turned into a gift
for my beloved wife.
377
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,723
Maybe a Ficus. Huh.
378
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,766
Beloved wife?
379
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,685
Okay, you got us.
380
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,438
This is a date, not a divorce.
381
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:29,775
Just some good old fashioned role play
to spice things up.
382
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,736
Oh, we do have fun.
383
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,780
So what do you say?
384
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,198
We can't play their game.
385
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,159
Don't listen to Team Ficus.
386
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,702
They're just afraid to lose.
387
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,246
Look, I've dealt with Mxy before,
388
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,473
and if he unlocks that thing,
389
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,499
whatever he's gonna do with it
will not be good.
390
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,710
What do you mean, "Dealt with him before"?
391
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,339
Uh, what interest would
an immortal have in a reporter?
392
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,423
No offense.
393
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,969
What is, uh...
394
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,262
I... I don't understand.
395
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,974
It... it's...
396
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,058
you.
397
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,103
Did everyone know this but me?
398
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,647
-Yes, hello.
-Yeah.
399
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,610
I regret not listening to Superman when...
400
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,070
When I had the chance.
401
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,155
I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
402
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,622
Hey, play now or I'll give you
something to regret.
403
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,083
We aren't playing.
404
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,295
Let me get this through your thick skulls!
405
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:36,300
Defy me, and I will crush you
like the bugs you are.
406
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,512
Play or die!
407
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,597
Well, then we die.
408
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,808
-Clark, what are you doing?
-Yeah, buddy.
409
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,184
Go ahead, Mxy.
410
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,645
There's nothing stopping you, right?
411
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:57,697
The hour has come
and the contest has no victor.
412
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,033
My seal remains unbroken.
413
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,411
Farewell, champions!
414
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,829
Burn in hell, Mxy.
415
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,581
-Oh, no!
-No!
416
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,210
I do not understand.
417
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,212
Those were hourglasses...
418
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,172
showing how much time
was left in the game.
419
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,634
-And you knew it was game over.
-Game over.
420
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,262
Not bad for a bumbling, useless,
421
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,431
nearsighted reporter, huh, Mxy?
422
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,517
No, my anvil!
423
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,522
Why do you people always ruin everything?
424
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,024
Why, why, why, why?
425
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,736
Ugh. Oh, in front of the mortals?
426
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,779
I can't watch this. I'm out.
427
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,281
Glitzy, wait!
428
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,741
It was just role play, baby.
429
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,076
Baby, it was just role play.
430
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,369
I...
431
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,121
Hey, you never answered my question.
432
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,372
Who is that guy?
433
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,126
A sore loser.
434
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,629
Whoa!
435
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,175
Oh, my sweet tailored suit.
436
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,562
Oh. Uh, hey, there, stranger.
437
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,731
Fancy meeting you here.
438
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,942
Yeah. I decided to wake up
a little earlier, clear my head.
439
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,945
Same. I knew there was
a reason we were together.
440
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:23,908
Yeah, I think, uh,
I actually feel better now than before.
441
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,659
Whatever that was.
442
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,954
I think I'm starting to like Clark Kent.
443
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,456
Maybe he's enough.
444
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,624
Of course he is.
445
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,169
But how are you?
446
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,130
I'm... kinda shaken, honestly.
447
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,758
I thought I knew
what our future was gonna be.
448
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,093
But now it feels like we can't keep up.
449
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:46,764
Like we keep fighting
against these terrible futures.
450
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,474
They're not terrible, Lois.
451
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,892
They're just...
452
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,317
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