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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:22,210 Hi, I'm Tommy Pistol. 2 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:23,710 And I'm Nicole Doshi. 3 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,810 And we're shooting for Jerky Yucky. Jerky Yucky! 4 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:30,170 So tell me, what are we going to do today? 5 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:35,050 Oh, you're going to be my Mandarin school teacher. And you're going to 6 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,050 teach me Mandarin. 7 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:40,810 Ooh. How do I say, you look sexy in Mandarin? 8 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:42,090 You look sexy. 9 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:43,600 Ni hao, singa. 10 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:47,100 Ni hao, very good for a start, yes. We're going to have two comedians 11 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:51,560 feeding us the dialogue that we're going to be saying out loud, leading us into 12 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,920 the sexy. 13 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:56,400 We don't know what they're going to say. We'll have to improvise. 14 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:57,880 How do you say fun in Manon? 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,880 Gaucho. It's going to be gaucho. 16 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,240 Hi, my name is Sally Mullins, a.k.a. 17 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,500 Jamie Foster. 18 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:11,710 My name is Oliver Wang aka Bloomer Yang. 19 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,190 My dear Poma. 20 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,540 We are going to do some kind of improv scene. 21 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,760 Oh, that's fun. 22 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,000 I mean, we love to talk and talk and talk. 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,620 Not just as mom and son, but also to entertain other people. 24 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:27,880 Yeah. Oh, today we are actually going to play with Nico Doshi and Tommy Pistol. 25 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:32,480 Oh, I've always wanted to play with Tommy Pistol, but nobody will put me in 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,480 a porn with him. 27 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,580 I will put you in a porn with him. Thank you. Yeah, next one. Everything is 28 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:39,860 improvised today, so they don't know what they are going to say. So we will 29 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:42,260 feed them the lines through wireless earpiece. 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,439 Nico Doshi. 31 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:48,700 she's gonna be a Mandarin teacher oh yeah and she's gonna teach Tommy Pistols 32 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,780 some Mandarin so do you know some Mandarin? 33 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:55,920 I really don't will you teach me some later? yeah what do you want to learn? 34 00:01:56,100 --> 00:02:01,560 like survival language survival language okay like okay how much do you charge 35 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,238 for sex? 36 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,820 oh yeah I can learn the survival language that sounds good 37 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,650 Good afternoon, Tommy. 38 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,430 Did you be my good boy and do my homework? 39 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:23,550 Well, Tommy, did you be a good boy and do my homework? 40 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:30,670 I know I should have, but I was actually kind of distracted last night. You know, 41 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:35,790 I should have, but I actually got distracted last night. 42 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:39,870 What are you distracted by? Was it some girl? 43 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,340 What did you get distracted by? Some girls? 44 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,720 Not just some girls. 45 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:49,400 Actually, a very sexy woman. 46 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:52,180 With amazing teacher skills. 47 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,840 What did she teach you in the dream? 48 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,140 Easy Mandarin? 49 00:02:57,060 --> 00:03:01,020 I love the way you teach me English. 50 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,200 But I also love the way you wear a tube cap as a dress. 51 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:06,810 Oh my gosh. 52 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:10,790 Oh, I'm so shy. Actually, I also dreamed about you yesterday, Tommy. 53 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,210 Oh my god. 54 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:17,090 I'm so shy. I was also dreaming about you yesterday. 55 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:22,630 Oh, was I in your dream like a horny Freddy Krueger? 56 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:28,170 Was I in your dream like a horny Freddy Krueger? 57 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:32,330 Yes, and you fitted me so hard. 58 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:33,630 Oh, wow. 59 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:41,210 I would love to learn how to say that in Mandarin and then also learn how to do 60 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:45,250 it. Let's learn finger, shou zhi. 61 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:53,130 Let's learn finger, shou 62 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,050 zhi. Shou zhi. 63 00:03:57,230 --> 00:04:02,050 Oh, Nicole, I love the way your dress is ribbed for my pleasure. 64 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:08,890 And I would love to learn to finger you and teach you 65 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:12,950 how Americans do it. 66 00:04:34,159 --> 00:04:40,640 Tommy, I have no idea what you said, but my dick is so hard. I have no idea what 67 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:44,700 you said, but my dick is getting so hard. 68 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:49,000 Show me how hard you are, Tommy. 69 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:53,590 I don't want you to think... I'm just some creepy white guy. 70 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:56,370 You have a fetish for Asian girls. 71 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,590 I just really like you. 72 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:01,530 But I think you actually have some Asian fetish. 73 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:05,770 Don't you eat Asian cold chicken every day? 74 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,650 Speaking of eating. 75 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:11,110 Speaking of eating. 76 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,730 What? Do you want me to eat something? 77 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:17,890 What? Do you want me to eat something? 78 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:23,710 I'm going to show you that I do have some oral skills. 79 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:27,110 And I'm not just talking about in this classroom. 80 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:31,230 You have to speak some Mandarin to me first before you show me your oral 81 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:38,150 skills, actually. You have to speak some language to me before you 82 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,570 show me your oral skills. 83 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:45,330 I'll do whatever it takes. 84 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:46,790 Together. 85 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,050 Peace. 86 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,480 Now let's say, Ni Hao Piao Liang. 87 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,580 That means you are so pretty. 88 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:58,280 Okay, now let's say Ni Hao Piao Liang. 89 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,020 That means you are so pretty. 90 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:07,540 Ni Hao Miao Piao. 91 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,660 You are so pretty. 92 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,700 What a good boy, Tommy. 93 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:19,100 I'm gonna give you A-plus and tell the principal you are the best student in 94 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,100 our year. 95 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,860 What a good boy, Tommy. 96 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,540 I'm gonna tell principal you're the best boy of the year. 97 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,460 Hi. 98 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:35,090 It's me, Principal Karen. 99 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,890 What's going on in here? 100 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:46,070 Oh, I'm just teaching some Chinese. She's teaching me a lot of Mandarin and 101 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:48,510 more Mandarin. 102 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,350 This is all day Mandarin. 103 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:53,370 Looks like you're putting the man in Mandarin. 104 00:06:54,070 --> 00:07:00,610 Didn't I tell you that when you have a cute, single, young student, you're 105 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:01,630 supposed to let... 106 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:03,270 Principal Karen, no. 107 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:09,590 Well, you let Principal Karen know because I have to interview them first 108 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:12,150 and see where their oral skills are at. 109 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:15,170 You're very cute. 110 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,810 I think I've seen some of your work. 111 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:20,530 I'd like to see more. 112 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:24,990 Stop by my office later when you're finished with your lesson, Miss Nicole, 113 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,030 and maybe I'll give you a sniff. 114 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:30,370 Principal, please don't punish me. 115 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:33,070 Well, if I do, I'll let him watch. 116 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,190 You guys have fun. 117 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,710 Thank you. Make sure and give us a good yell. 118 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:46,450 Tommy, I feel like we just did a bad thing. Should we just finish? 119 00:07:47,390 --> 00:07:50,510 Should we pack it? I think your job is safe. 120 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:55,050 Maybe we should do some job that's not safe. 121 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,550 Like a blowjob? 122 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:00,590 Like a... Blowjob. 123 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,450 Oh, you know what? 124 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:08,170 I could do that. I feel safe with you. 125 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:13,070 Show me your cock, Tommy. Show me your cock, Tommy. 126 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:15,650 I thought you'd never ask. 127 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,810 I thought you'd never ask. 128 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:25,430 What'd you say? 129 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:32,450 I just said, let me... Let me see your big fucking cock. I just said, let me 130 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:36,970 see your big fucking cock. 131 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:41,490 I feel like your principal's seen it before. 132 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:44,410 I think the principal has seen it before. 133 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:49,730 Well, actually, I got this job because I like Karen Principal's pussy. 134 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,230 I got this job because I like Karen... 135 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:55,890 Principal's pussy. 136 00:08:56,730 --> 00:09:00,030 That sounds really hot, but I'm all about you right now. 137 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,690 Stop talking. 138 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:07,330 Are you ready for some wet sports? 139 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,810 I am so damn ready, teacher. 140 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:21,030 I am so damn ready, teacher. You cannot tell anybody that I suck your big cock. 141 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,230 This is horrific. 142 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:27,300 You cannot tell anybody I sucked your big cock. 143 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,820 This is our secret. 144 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,660 All right, Nicole, suck it. 145 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:47,720 So there was this Van Halen song called Hot for Teacher, but I don't know if you 146 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,440 got into it in your country, and I don't care. 147 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:57,410 So there was this Van Halen song called Hoffer the Teacher, and I don't know if 148 00:09:57,410 --> 00:10:01,230 you ever heard of it or care, but oh my God. 149 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:06,230 Tell me, have some manner. When a woman gives you a blowjob, shut up your mouth 150 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,230 and just enjoy. 151 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,790 Tell me, have some manner. 152 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:15,650 If a woman is giving you a blowjob, you should stop talking. 153 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,210 I was just sharing. 154 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:20,270 Cultural boundaries and... 155 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,600 I mean, I'm a good guy and you give good head. 156 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,440 Oh my god, Tommy. 157 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,020 Your cock reminds me of big Chinese egg roll. 158 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,280 Oh my god, Tommy. 159 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:41,780 Your cock reminds me of Chinese big egg roll. 160 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,340 Okay. 161 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,980 Cool. Well, you don't remind me of all the other Asian girls I've liked. I 162 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:54,160 don't have a fetish. I just like you. 163 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:57,160 Do you want to see my pussy? 164 00:10:58,460 --> 00:10:59,460 Hell yeah. 165 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,040 Hell yeah. 166 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,880 Now you have to say some Mandarin to me. You have to say it. 167 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,620 I'm really learning this way. Why didn't Rosetta Stone think of that? 168 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,540 I'm really learning this way. Why didn't Rosetta Stone think of that? 169 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,740 Those corporate people, they are just boring. They are not slutty like us. 170 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:28,300 Those corporate people, they're just boring. 171 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,880 They're not slutty like us. 172 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,780 I still want to see that pussy. 173 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,140 Okay, fine. 174 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,940 You didn't need to be any man then. 175 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,370 Your cock is making you feel so good. Okay, I'll show you a pussy. 176 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:43,850 Okay, 177 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,550 fine. 178 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,170 I will show you my pussy. 179 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:56,010 As we say in the States, you suck a mean dick. 180 00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:00,550 As we say in the States, you suck a mean dick. 181 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:07,230 As we say in Asia, when a woman shows her pussy to you, she wants money from 182 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,230 you. 183 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:11,210 You better bring a red envelope. 184 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:14,770 I think I paid for a full semester. 185 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:19,690 But I would love to Netflix and chill later. 186 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,630 But this is some extra activities. 187 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,530 You have to pay extra. 188 00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:27,970 But this is extra. 189 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,650 If I keep doing this, you have to pay extra. 190 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:37,370 I'm going to get your pussy in my mouth just so I don't have to speak any more 191 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,370 Mandarin for now. 192 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:45,720 I'm going to put my mouth on your pussy just so I cannot speak Mandarin right 193 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,920 now. That's exactly what they say. 194 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,580 Work smarter, not harder. 195 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:52,860 That's exactly what I say. 196 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:56,640 Work smarter, not harder. 197 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,820 Those panties were annoying. 198 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,840 Those panties were annoying. 199 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,640 I bought it on Amazon. 200 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:06,000 I bought it on Amazon. 201 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,080 Or maybe rots. I don't know. Or maybe rots. I don't know. 202 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,100 Get those legs. 203 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,300 Do you like the smell of my pussy? 204 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,020 Oh, yeah. Or some Chinese shampoo that I got from my mom? Oh, yeah. 205 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,320 Do you like the smell of my pussy? 206 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,640 There's some Chinese shampoo I got from Chinese supermarket. 207 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,440 Is your weirdo principal going to be smelling all this later? 208 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,880 Is your weirdo principal going to be smelling all this later? 209 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:42,130 Oh yeah, and then... He's also going to put a Chinese egg roll in there. 210 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:47,070 You've got a sweet, wet, little pussy. 211 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:51,330 You've got a sweet, wet, little pussy. How do I say that? 212 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:57,210 You can say... You can say... 213 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,800 Just like honey. 214 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,100 Just like honey. 215 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,900 That sounds so sexy. 216 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,560 That sounds so sexy. But everything sounds sexy. 217 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,740 I'm fingering your sweaty hands. 218 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,800 Sorry, I sound like a pig. 219 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,660 Sorry, I sound like a pig. 220 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,300 It's okay. I like a piggy student. 221 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,340 Oh, yeah, that's okay. I like pig students. 222 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,540 You see, I do yoga every day. Oh, just for this moment. 223 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:35,260 Do you know that I'm not teaching Mandarin, what I'm doing? 224 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,660 I'm doing yoga every day. 225 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,840 Just to teach you through this semester. 226 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,540 Oh, thank you. 227 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,000 I hope you squirt. I hope you squirt, but no pressure. 228 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:57,380 I've been dehydrated all day. I've been busy teaching this whole 229 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,380 summer. 230 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:06,900 I like teaching, or I'm sorry, I like eating teachers' pussies. 231 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,780 I like teaching. 232 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:14,480 I'm sorry, I mean I like eating teachers' pussies. And do you know what 233 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,640 I like? I like to manipulate my students. 234 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:23,520 This is the best school in the world. 235 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:29,780 This is the best school in the world. The only school shootings here are going 236 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,780 to be me. 237 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,640 All my jizz all over your pretty face. 238 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:42,900 The only school shooting that's going to happen here is going to be me shooting 239 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,460 all over your pretty face. 240 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:47,300 Show me your firearm. 241 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,600 Show me your firearm. 242 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,560 All low inside of me. 243 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,840 How do you say... 244 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,950 Can you sit on my pole? 245 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:13,490 I can't believe that you went for a guy like me. I'm such a slow 246 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:20,310 learner. But I am going to take my time fucking you. Oh no, you're my 247 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,870 eyes. You're the special one. 248 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,640 That's why you get... Special treatment. 249 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,380 Special can mean so many things in America. 250 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,320 Special means so many things in America. 251 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:40,740 In this classroom, special means... I will put my pussy on your cock. 252 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,420 Oh, okay. 253 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,360 And destroy it. 254 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:50,100 Oh, I like being teacher's pet. 255 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,940 Oh my God, I like being a teacher's pet. 256 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,200 If you're a pet, where are you? Are you my pet? 257 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,440 Call me a little rescue dog. 258 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,740 Adopt, don't shop. 259 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,819 Adopt, don't shop. 260 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:09,740 I'm so glad I never got neutered. 261 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,880 I'm so glad I never got neutered. 262 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,300 Do you like how I mow? 263 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,339 Do you like how I mow? 264 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,260 I'm so sad. I'm so sad. 265 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,520 Call me repeat after me. 266 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 Okay. 267 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,220 Tommy, 268 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:43,160 your pronunciation is so slutty. Tommy, your pronunciation is so 269 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:48,020 slutty. Great, I'm getting fluent in slutty Mandarin. 270 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,920 I'm learning slutty Mandarin. 271 00:17:55,530 --> 00:18:00,370 Learn Mandarin at the same time. Oh, my God. I cannot believe you can learn 272 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:04,830 Mandarin and fuck me at the same time. You should go to Ivy League school. 273 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:09,750 Fuck that. Valley College all the way. Fuck that. Valley College all the way. 274 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,310 Why? I can't see a one of those community students. 275 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:17,270 I cannot believe 276 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:22,030 those community students are so... 277 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,980 Let's get married, Tommy. Let's get married, Tommy. 278 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,880 As soon as my divorce is final. As soon as my divorce is final. 279 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,140 Oh, my God. 280 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,720 I love your egg roll. 281 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,460 Oh, it's so good. 282 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:45,860 It's vegan. 283 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:46,900 Oh. 284 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,260 I love your vegan egg roll. How do you say that in Mandarin? 285 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,640 Oh, well, I need to eat that dress. 286 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,670 I see that contract. 287 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:02,770 Well, I need a sedentary. 288 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:04,910 I need a sedentary. 289 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,470 Yeah, very good. Keep saying that. 290 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,470 I need a sedentary. 291 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,950 I need a sedentary. 292 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,490 Why I need a self-trust 293 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:38,490 How 294 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:44,690 do you say 295 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:50,750 get out of my house How 296 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:59,670 do 297 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,670 you say 298 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:29,820 Oh, my God. 299 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,080 Oh, my God. 300 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,640 Say it again. 301 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:04,280 How do 302 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:09,580 you say, where's my mother? 303 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,340 Yeah, 304 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,300 very good. 305 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,130 Oh my god. 306 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,630 How do you say? 307 00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:34,910 Come on, fuck me. 308 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,110 Oh yeah, how do you say that? You're deep inside of me. 309 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:39,910 Yes, give it to me. 310 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:41,190 Say it again, say it again. 311 00:21:56,470 --> 00:22:00,270 The best way to learn Chinese is in bed. 312 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,430 How do you say, pinch me there? 313 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:32,350 How do you think? I like it. 314 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,500 What I doubt you. 315 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,240 What I doubt you. 316 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,540 Oh, you're very good. 317 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760 Yeah. 318 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,540 What did you say? What did I say? 319 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,420 You like my feet. 320 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:30,360 I love your feet. You like the taste of my feet. I love your feet. 321 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,580 Is it better than gombachini? 322 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,340 It's definitely better than gombachini. 323 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:44,080 I mean, I would starve to death if I didn't eat real food, but this is so 324 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,900 good. My toe tastes better than gombachini. 325 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,680 You should put my whole foot in your mouth. 326 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,840 Yeah. How do I say? 327 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,580 Put whole foot. Toysetcher. 328 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,400 Toysetcher. Toysetcher. 329 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,780 Toysetcher. Toysetcher. 330 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:04,959 Toysetcher. Toysetcher. 331 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960 Toysetcher. 332 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,120 Toysetcher. Toysetcher. Toysetcher. 333 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,780 Toysetcher. Toysetcher. Toysetcher. Toysetcher. 334 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,080 Toysetcher. 335 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,480 Toysetcher. 336 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:22,870 Why share a... 337 00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:11,090 A lot of what she said. 338 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:13,130 Oh, my God. 339 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,550 Oh, my God. 340 00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:16,030 Oh, my God. 341 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,510 You're my favorite student. 342 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,590 You're my favorite teacher, too. 343 00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:08,750 How do you feel in my mouth? 344 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,270 Too loud. 345 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,750 Where can I come? 346 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,130 Where can I come? 347 00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:27,090 That's a great question. Where can I come? 348 00:31:29,530 --> 00:31:31,490 How do I say where do I come? 349 00:31:50,850 --> 00:31:52,190 Oh, my God. 350 00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:54,210 Oh, my God. 351 00:32:25,930 --> 00:32:27,630 I shall watch you, my dear. 352 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,800 Should I go on? 353 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:23,660 Say it again. Keep reaching. 354 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,700 Should I go on? Give me your cream pudding. 355 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,420 Give me your cream pudding. Yeah, very good. 356 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,600 Give me your cream pudding. 357 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,580 Like milk, silky. 358 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,360 I'm gonna come. How do I say I'm gonna come? 359 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400 How do you say that? 360 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,500 I 361 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:36,980 like 362 00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:40,980 this. 363 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,480 I love your white cream. 364 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:45,780 Thank you. 365 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,420 Thank you. Stay hydrated. 366 00:34:49,219 --> 00:34:51,820 Alright, we need to go back to the homework. Let's do it. 367 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:55,929 Oh, okay. 368 00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,250 Write down everything I teach you today. 25903